I brought more soldiers than you did | 300
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- Опубликовано: 30 май 2023
- 300 - movie, 2006, the adaptation of the 1998 comic book of the same name by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley about the battle of three hundred Spartans under the command of King Leonidas against the Persian army of many thousands at Thermopylae.
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Nice to see shorts of a movie quote without unnecessary sigma bgm
Pedophiles and homosexuals too incapable to fight ballistic warfare. Overglorified fools.
This is a reminder of what is coming people from the 1 true king and his name is not Leonidas!
“You there, what is your profession?”
“I’m in between jobs sir”
Was looking for this one 😂
Lmao
😂😂
You're on mums couch sir?
😂
“Could you tell us about your former work experience?”
“You see I was an AOOO AOOO AOOO for some time…”
😂😂 imagining a bloke with a button up shirt and tie, sitting in a sterilized, florescent white room and at that moment he stands up, snatching a pen off the desk in front of him then thrusting it into the air as he chants.
😅
When you bring more AOOO's than your old friend.
Hahahahaha
This is funnier than it has any right to be.
I'm a Potter...
Leonidas: "Good job Harry!"
Underrated comment
🏴
😂
@@zed-47 for real 😂😂😂
you got me crying 😂🤣
“You there, what is your profession?”
I am a Doctor, Astronaut, Plumber, Teacher, Stepbro, Stepson etc.
Bro is Mr Sins 😂
😂😂 bro is Jonny sins
Bro is Barbie
Bro is Super Mario
he was also a military soldier... lol
-What is your profession?
- Soldier
- fuck...
Leónidas: well...soldier of God?
Man: No, greece army soldier
Leónidas: fuck
This comment should have more likes.
@@danieljohnson2005dont get it
@@gunterhamme3605 Leonidas asks for the profession of the other “soldier” to make a point about his warriors being real and capable, but the guy answers “soldier” instead of some other profession, deflecting his purpose.
@@bruxinth4660 ah ok
“You there, what is your profession?”
“I’m glad you asked, I’m here to talk to you about your horse’s extended warranty”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣 mf slipped in smooth af huh
I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
🤣🤣😂😂
😂😂😂man
"And you there, Arcadian, 1 dollar or mystery gift?"
lol so funny
Spaghetti Bolognese
Double it
Them potters and sculpters going off to war to protect their homeland with less training than the Spartans makes me happy to know men like that exist
Existed*
They still do😂 @@mt5800
You there! What's your profession?
I don't fight, sir. I'm a cameraman.
Ah well that’s more important than anyone. The cameraman has unlimited health!
😂😂😂😂
Cameraman never dies 😅
"Oh, I see! A sacred inquisitor of the all-seeing eye. You, sir, will be our tank."
Eric you Wong for that one
"You there, at the back, what is your profession?"
"I was unemployed sir"
they don't fight
they are sold into slavery for being dumb
😂😂😂😂
I fell this one
😂😂☠️
@@cantcomewithsomethingorigi6799"why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up"
Leonidas to Tony Stark: "You there, what is your profession?"
Tony: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
Nice! 🤣
"You there what is your profession?"
"I collect all the bodies of the people you keeping kicking into the well"
“You there, at the back, what is YOUR profession?”
*Accountant, sir*
ACCA.
"Discord Moderator"
Body painter,sir 😂😶🌫️🫣
Stripper
Cameraman. Sir.
"See old friend, I brought more ahoos than you did"
That is, exactly what was said. We all heard it. No need for you to recap it. What was the point? Don't think too hard, you might have an aneurysm
its means garlic 😁😂🤣
@@TheTyphoon365 Pardonne-moi, mais je ne pense pas que tu saches ce qu'est une blague.
I’m laughing WAY more than I should right now.
@@TheTyphoon365my guy you need to read the comment before you have a mental breakdown
"You there! What is your profession?"
"Ehh you know, a little of this, a little of that.."
"You there, what is your profession?"
"Time traveller sir, I brought guns and shi"
Leonidas: Well guys guess we ARENT dining in Hell. We’re just dining at home.
@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy Having ten to fifty AK's with a constant supply would turn your 300 soldiers to an automatic worlds one and only
superpower back in the day :D
"you there, what is your profession?"
"movie extra, sir."
"NPC sir." 😂😂
@@captainawesome9458-- Your Comment deserves far more Kudos than merely my solitary thumbs up 🙌 ! ! !
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"You there, what is your profession?"
"Male stripper, Sir!"
LMAO!!
Deceased 😂😂
... gorgeous...
ooooo my. ! I'm Laughing laughing my head off.
Social Media influencer here sir. I can make this battle viral for centuries to come.
"And you, Kenyan, what's your profession"
"I'm a marathon runner😊"
unrated, its said he is still running
Might be the most qualified of the bunch.
I just have a degree in communications but am currently unemployed, sir
“You sir, what’s your profession?”
“I sell feet pics on OnlyFans”
😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Ahhh... The negotiator.
Here’s to hoping South Park uses that refrence.
"You there. What is your profession?"
"I'm a Twitch streamer, sir."
"I hope you brought your wall hacks and aimbot. You're going to need them."- Leonidas
“I’m a twitch streamer xir”
He'd probably strain his wrist trying to lift the spear
After this he was tired so skipped his stream and went to bed
😂😂😂
Better to be a war in a gardener, than a garden in a warrior.
😂
😂😂😂😂
What the f....😂😂😂
Sam Gamgee
Fuck, I died.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You there what is your profession ? "Moral support sir"😅
"Potter? Is that how you prepare for battle? Ten points off from Gryffindor"
🤣👍
That is so Snape!!!
W comment 😂
Potter, the boy who lived.
And abandoned the 300 Spartans
🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
“You there, what is your profession “
“Im a stay at home dad”
I’m the house husband, sir
👀
Children, what is your position
Dishes Dishes Dishes
Tomow Tomow Tomow
Tobed Tobed Tobed
Real life situations haha
"An honorable profession indeed!
I cook for a holy king who actually is a girl.
@@cotocoyerakson8195that a fate/stay night reference?
You there, what is your profession?
"I am here with my uncle sir"
What does your uncle do?
" He is currently unemployed sir"
😂😂😂😂
" you there? What is your profession?"
Undertaker... And we're going to need to talk about a payment plan.
I really want a skit where he just never stops asking what people's jobs are
Genius
😅😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is actually a good idea 💡.
Key and peele type skit😂😂
He asks all 6,500 of the allied militia.
"Akkadian over there! Whats your profession?"
"Ahoo!"
"Dang it"
one of the best comments yet
Would've spoiled the moment won't it? Lol
"What's your profession?"
"AHOO!!"
"Bless you."
Ahoo but also fix arcades on the side
1k likes? Word?😉
Leonidas: you there, what is your profession?
Cameraman: you're suppose to ignore me sir!
Spartans, what is your profession?
Spartans: Ahuuuu! Ahuuuuu! Ahuuuuu!
King Leonidas: See....We are all ahuuus! 😅😅😅
“You there! What’s your profession?”
“I’m an actor, you?”
“Same actually”
💯%
😂😂😂
@@coppertopv365 "💯%", I think you meant *300%,
Should of added that bit in meet the Spartans 😂
😂😂😂
"What is your profession"
"I'm a social media influencer, sir"
😂😂😂
Nice one!
Gonna meme the shit out of Xerxes!!
Good, we will need someone to cry an moan about the invaders being mean and hating trans ppl. Then accuse the Persian generals of being bigots and people who think only women can have babies. The generals will have to make a public apology and still get forced out from their post as commanders. With just one tweet you can throw their entire command structure into chaos....they will be no match for you. 😆
1 social media influencer = 1000 useless cockroaches
One of the most badass scenes of all time.
Some people are just built different.
“You there, what is your profession?”
“Genius, Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist”
“You there, what is your profession?”
“Time traveler, sir. You might want reinforcements.”
Leonidas: Shit I only brought…(stares at camera)… *300*
@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy I can see 300 logo pop up before he say 300 like Invincible.
I know right. He looks and talks like Guy Pearce doesn't he. Unfortunately it's just a random actor.
@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yythis is good😂😂😂
guess what he might wanted reinforcements , but in the end he didn't need them . Numbers is not always in favour .
“You there, what is your profession?”
“I upload movie clips onto RUclips Shorts sir…”
Oof
The most useless person on the field...!
"You see, old friend, I have more subscribers than you."
You see old friend, I stole more content than you did
Too meta.
"Spartans what is your profession"
unemployed
As Captain Rex once said: "In my books, Experience outranks everything"
"Spartans, what's your profession?!"
"Awoo! Awoo!"
"See old friend? comprehension isn't our thing".
This one here got me 💀
😂😂😂😂😅
I dieded 😂
“We’re all owls sir.”
😂
"Spartans! What is your profession?"
"Haoo! Haoo! Haoo!"
"See, old friend? I brought more gorillas than you did."
Monkey POWER
There are times when only gorilas can save you
@@salonez91and for harambe a man will even whip it out
@@danaparfitt2491rip
give this man some k
״You there, what is your profession?”
*”Hectorrrr”*
Leonidas: "ok Spartans pack it up, they got this"😂😂😂😂
Everybody should have said, "I am an actor sir" Spartan what is your profession! ACTORS...
"You there, what is your profession?"
"Background Arcadian #3, sir."
Best😂
Lmaooo
Zack Snyder: cuttttt!!!!
😊
Lmao
"You there, what is your profession?"
"Potter sir, Harry Potter"
😂😂😂😂
AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!
😂😂😂
Riddikulus!!!
Wow 👌
What a fuckin classic moment,one of the best movies of all time!
"You there, what is your profession"
"I'm from India sir, I'm a scamm-, Scientist I meant"
"Damn" 😂
😂
I liked how Leonidas still spoke to them with respect, as friends. And the Arcadians were badass too. Man went from making pottery to a death battle, and they still fought
Most wars...
I really liked that too. It would have been very easy to make him sound like a dickhead or putting them down as they weren’t soldiers too.
@@scrotor189Leonidas respected their bravery.
These men weren't seasoned warriors like his Spartans, but still came to fight the Persians regardless.
They got heart and balls. That's always worthy of respect.
We all bleed the same.
How active duty sees the guard and reserves.
"What is your profession?"
"Electrician, sir."
Wait a minute...
Horse technician!
But not wired up right 👀🤣🤣
Wait, what😂
Shocking, isn't it.
😁
“ you there! What is your profession”
“ I am a gigolo”
“It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”
- Miyamoto Musashi
Leonidas: "What is your profession?"
Spartans: "AWOOO AWOO!"
Leonidas: "See old friend? I brought more trains than you did."
We did watch the clip, idiot
😂
I hate that I laughed at this 😒
It’s comments like these that keep me going 😂
@jailbreak7375...
You there, what is your profession?
I’m your cameraman sir.
Right, cameraman never dies. You can join us .
Camera Men are literally just a separate species at this point, but that's a good thing, they do honest work & are Physical superior in every way, so much so that they simply mirror the strength of others just so they can save face a little
😅😅
Nooo I had the same joke that I litterally just posted 😢
What is your profession?
I'm looking for it, sir. That's why i'm here 😅
Historically, most Greek city states would've had citizen militias who were levied into battle, as opposed to a professional militia. Sparta was definitely an outlier.
"You, there, what is your profession?"
"Im a TikToker"
*Kicks him down a well*
“And you! What is your profession?!”
“Oh. I’m Jake. From State Farm.”
She sounds hideous
He knows a thing or two because he’s seen a battle or two.
She sounds hideous
Do you have life insurance
Which one?
This will always be one of the coldest scenes. It’s easy for some to forget that the Arcadians heard an ally was on path to a huge war and instantly grabbed shield, spear, and blade. They do their part
Couldn't hold the Goat Path for shit though. The one thing they were needed for, they couldn't do.
@@justinlast2lastharder749 yea?
@@justinlast2lastharder749They weren’t there for that, they were there to provide some extra numbers. The only reason the Spartans could hold the Persians off for three days was the phalanx and the extremely narrow entry point, but if they were spread out, they’d be ran over immediately.
Technically they’re braver than the Spartans. Spartans were raised for war, death was something they made peace with and actually longed for under the right circumstances. The Arcadians and other Greeks didn’t want to die, weren’t raised for war, and still went there.
@alexman378 made even more impressive when you realize the Greek version of the afterlife portrayed in Homer's epics (assuming the greeks at the time actually have believed in it) was incredibly terrifying to comprehend.
When the video is least funny than the comments section,you guy made my day 😂
"I'm a Potter."
"You're a Wizard, Harry."
"Hello sir, I'd like to apply for a position of ahoo."
Hello applicant
Unfortunately we regret to inform you that in this instance you have been unsuccessful in your application to the role of Ahoo, however we see from our records that your skill set may match the following of our roles;
AWOO
AAOOHH
YAHOO
DAADOO
Please check the matching job descriptions and if applicable we look forward to seeing your applications in the near future
Kind Regards
Gen AHCHU
@@MegaMerlin5I found a secret comment 💀
Bless you
Underrated comment
300 didn't last long.
Leonidas underestimated Potter. Even Voldemort couldn’t kill him when he was a little baby in a crib.
Brilliant, absolutely, brilliant! 😂
😂👍
Potter that fought
This scene made this movie iconic. Gerard Butler is the f’ing man for being so good in this movie
Bring back leonidas with some sorcery and give us the 300 part 2 we deserve
"You there! What's your profession?"
"Serial killer sir."
"Excellent! But after this is done we're going to have a talk."
"Our chances have improved significantly."
Not funny didn't laugh
@@craigcraig6248 That makes one of you.
You have no idea how much sacrifice and discipline it takes to be shredded like King Leonidas.
HOOOYAH!!!
You there! What's your profession?
Don't you see I'm going for a war? We're all soldiers!
"You, there, what is your profession?"
Philosopher, Sir.
Spartan: Decode our philosophy
Stand Up Philosopher.....Bullshit artist
@@stupiocity245 ahoo ahoo ahoo: war is your philosophy. You live and move by it.
"Philosopher? Why?"
"Exactly, Sir.... Exactly."
I mean, if the Philosopher was Plato, then I doubt they would have been pointed too. All historical records we have of Plato say he was Jacked AF. We don't even know his real name, just his Nickname, that came from the ancient Greek for "Wide"
"You there, what is your profession?"
"Life coach, sir."
"RUclipsr, sir."
Influencer
“Dating coach, sir.” 😂😂😂
Oh im in networking
I have a degree in gender studies, Sir!
the comment section is most creative and funny section ever
This is the stuff Snyder should be doing, his best by far
The only "good" movies he's done is the two where he basically just copy pasted the graphic novels that where the base.
Hes too busy touching kids to do any good movies
@@jongustavsson5874 yup
@@jongustavsson5874if superhero movies were only that, I would be the happiest man on the planet.
*Imo watchmen is*
That smirk by Leonidas is his satisfaction at having rehearsed that little exchange dozens of times and he finally got a chance to use it.
Literally no other way the guys at the back who can't hear this convo could know what to do on this cue.
@@LeaflarI don’t think you’ve ever been yelled at in a group of 300 men. It’s very easy to hear.
😩ARRRRRRMY TRAINING, SIR!
@@johnsutfin1160oh yea totally, just like everyone could hear William Wallace in the movie
@@johnsutfin1160Your mom didn't hear me last night.
"spartans, what's your profession?"
"Aoooh, Aoooh, Aoooh..."
The profession is the art of war, War is what we do...
When one of the Arcadians said they’re a potter, I like to think Leonidas’ face conveyed “the fuck’s a potter?”
Maybe he can use the patronos charm against the immortals
He's a wizard that one
😂😂😂
Now I can’t unsee it lmao, he just kinda nods like he’s thinking “I don’t know wtf that is but aight”
Imagine being dense enough to think anyone during this time period in Europe wasn't aware of what a potter was
The blacksmith is the only 1 that i would give half a chance of surviving a fight.
I dont know, I heard the Potter was a biter.
i agree.. swinging a hammer and moving metal all day.. he most likely has one hell of a swing with a sword
Dude was the only with confidence in his response you can see it in his eyes
Sculptors are strong and accurate, wouldn’t sleep on a guy who carves marble and stone
@@TheCasualGamer13 compared to a spartan? I mean sure, I wouldn't want to take a swing from a sculptor or blacksmith. They likely pack one hell of a punch.
But in this particular scene, they're compared to elite soldiers who were trained to fight since they were children. Essentially canon fudder
This scene will FOREVER be one of the most iconic in all movie history! Gives me CHILLS every time I watch it
"You, Arcadian, what is your profession?"
"I'm a content creator"
i am a influencer
start dancing and making tik tok (music playing: am a savage, classy, boogie, ratchet)
@@shhadowclawss Leonidas: you poor fool
-Leonidas kicks him into the deep hole. 😂
There was battle before persians where the word tiktok ignites the war. Sparta ended up winning
But now as sparta's no more, tiktok is winning today😂
"You, right there. What is your profession?"
"Tech Support sir"
Read it with an indian accent 😂
Do not redeem it!!!
MA'AM YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT MA'AM
@@KrisAllenZabatewe both did XD
@@becomeunlimitedkitbogaaaa
Hollywood:-"Clear the paths for spartans"...
What is your profession: I’m Kratos
"You there, what is your profession?"
"I'm a back up dancer, sir"
A GIf designer sir.
he then proceed to shred the battlefield with his moves.
@@CesarinPillinGaming 😂 yea just rips it up
Even worse, a backup dancer for Lizzo 😂
I think a few thousand Thespians ( city name, no joke) backed up the Spartans.
"Spartans what is your profession?"
"WE ARE UNEMPLOYED"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
well everybody can relate that 😂😂😂😂😂
- What do you do for a living?
- Huuuuuaaa Huuuuaaa
One of the best lines of all times 🙌
-You there, what is your profession?
-I am a discord mod.
you poor bastard.
" You Athenian, what is your profession ?"
" stand up philosopher, sir "
Oh, I see-a bullshit artist!
"what's that?"
"well lets start with forms. let's take a tree for instance"
"oh f*ck by the time he's done neither Persia nor Sparta will exist anymore"
A bulls*it artist.
You mean a bullshit artist.
mel brooks reference.. well done
The bravery comes from not being soldiers. But willing to stand and fight regardless
The Spartans do not ask how many are the enemy but where are they
Plutarch
"You there, what is your profession"
"Im a sandal salesmen sir, but i did score 4 touchdowns in my highschool football game for Polk High"
"You may lead us, sir!"
It was 4 touchdowns.
I think it was four touchdowns, not seven And it would’ve been women’s sandals not just sandals
Let's ROCK!!!
😂 Welcome Al of Bundy. You are legend 😂
Al of Bundy. Love it. @@j.h.lowery7934
It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener at war.
It is better to be a mayonnaise sandwich in a car than a car in a mayonnaise sandwich.
@Bemontclab indeed sir!! The AHHOOO's have it!!!
@@aghakhanelsharif7661 the blacksmith in all fairness has a decent chance provided that he has some training
@@RyanCalhan you just ended me with that 😂
Who said this non sense quote???
Better not put this sh!t in my name.
It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.
"you there, what is your profession?"
"Have you been in an accident at wor.... in war?"
Leonidas be missing big here, a enchantment table sculptor, a blacksmith, and a mage- They're going to raid a dungeon.
their party lacks a thief though...
Too bad they didn't noticed Leroy at the background. It's pretty much why they lost.
Leonidas: "Spartan! What is your profession!"
Spartans: _making gorilla sounds_
hooting like chimpanzees is a time honored military tradition
charlton heston got the idea for planet of the apes from his army barracks during the war
No if you listen carefully they were saying “Lahu, Lahu” which blood is their profession
@@AshininKai-YT Spartan(and Greek by some extent) used to scream "Alala" that is the name of the attendant of ares.
While "alalazo" was the verb "raising the war cry"
Ah my bad apology for hearing wrong
Said like a true potter...
If that doesn’t send chills up your spine, you have no heart!
"You there, what's your profession?"
"I'm an actor, sir."
“And you? What is your profession?”
“I’m the dude feeds the royalty grapes”
Executive Assistant
“You there, what is your profession”
“Beach. It’s just Beach”
Lmaoooo so good
"some people think im a lifeguard... common misconception... I just beach"
Mojo Dojo Casa Kingdom
What if there's beach you're gonna need someone who knows beach
I can’t stance to see a misspelling without prompt correction. Substitute the “ea” with “it” to be more precise and correct.