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  • Опубликовано: 30 май 2023
  • 300 - movie, 2006, the adaptation of the 1998 comic book of the same name by Frank Miller and Lynn Varley about the battle of three hundred Spartans under the command of King Leonidas against the Persian army of many thousands at Thermopylae.
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  • @bestmoviemomentsandclips
    @bestmoviemomentsandclips  Год назад +2231

    A scene from the movie "300"
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    • @jeremy4375
      @jeremy4375 Год назад +29

      THIS! IS! RUclips!!
      🦵

    • @MICKEY_MITCHUM91
      @MICKEY_MITCHUM91 Год назад +24

      ​@@jeremy4375 SEE OLD FRIEND, I BROUGHT MORE VIEWS THAN YOU DID😏🤷🏻‍♂️🕳️🤸🏿‍♂️🦵🏻🏃🏻🚶🏻🧍🏿‍♂️🧍🏻🧔🏿‍♂️🧔🏻

    • @Michael.Gunner
      @Michael.Gunner Год назад +14

      Nice to see shorts of a movie quote without unnecessary sigma bgm

    • @XmrcaptainbobX
      @XmrcaptainbobX Год назад

      Pedophiles and homosexuals too incapable to fight ballistic warfare. Overglorified fools.

    • @neilgibson6056
      @neilgibson6056 11 месяцев назад +6

      This is a reminder of what is coming people from the 1 true king and his name is not Leonidas!

  • @TehRebolt
    @TehRebolt Год назад +14880

    “You there, what is your profession?”
    “I’m in between jobs sir”

  • @TheGeoArchaeologist
    @TheGeoArchaeologist Год назад +23156

    “Could you tell us about your former work experience?”
    “You see I was an AOOO AOOO AOOO for some time…”

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser Год назад +772

      😂😂 imagining a bloke with a button up shirt and tie, sitting in a sterilized, florescent white room and at that moment he stands up, snatching a pen off the desk in front of him then thrusting it into the air as he chants.

    • @adeoluoluwole6438
      @adeoluoluwole6438 Год назад +48

      😅

    • @insertoyouroemail
      @insertoyouroemail Год назад +407

      When you bring more AOOO's than your old friend.

    • @jesusislord461
      @jesusislord461 Год назад +18

      Hahahahaha

    • @dirtybaker
      @dirtybaker Год назад +127

      This is funnier than it has any right to be.

  • @brucewayne1269
    @brucewayne1269 2 месяца назад +3238

    I'm a Potter...
    Leonidas: "Good job Harry!"

  • @360gamerznew
    @360gamerznew 2 месяца назад +817

    “You there, what is your profession?”
    I am a Doctor, Astronaut, Plumber, Teacher, Stepbro, Stepson etc.

  • @hermann9921
    @hermann9921 Год назад +31476

    -What is your profession?
    - Soldier
    - fuck...

    • @marceloobregon8513
      @marceloobregon8513 Год назад +1608

      Leónidas: well...soldier of God?
      Man: No, greece army soldier
      Leónidas: fuck

    • @danieljohnson2005
      @danieljohnson2005 Год назад +256

      This comment should have more likes.

    • @gunterhamme3605
      @gunterhamme3605 Год назад +37

      ​@@danieljohnson2005dont get it

    • @bruxinth4660
      @bruxinth4660 Год назад +488

      @@gunterhamme3605 Leonidas asks for the profession of the other “soldier” to make a point about his warriors being real and capable, but the guy answers “soldier” instead of some other profession, deflecting his purpose.

    • @gunterhamme3605
      @gunterhamme3605 Год назад +33

      @@bruxinth4660 ah ok

  • @N3GATiiVE
    @N3GATiiVE 8 месяцев назад +12990

    “You there, what is your profession?”
    “I’m glad you asked, I’m here to talk to you about your horse’s extended warranty”

    • @vladimirjackson1272
      @vladimirjackson1272 8 месяцев назад +164

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hategabe248
      @hategabe248 8 месяцев назад +175

      🤣🤣 mf slipped in smooth af huh

    • @brandonworthy8530
      @brandonworthy8530 8 месяцев назад +114

      I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @freddygerardino9423
      @freddygerardino9423 8 месяцев назад +25

      🤣🤣😂😂

    • @osama9501
      @osama9501 8 месяцев назад +22

      😂😂😂man

  • @kanekiken9809
    @kanekiken9809 2 месяца назад +329

    "And you there, Arcadian, 1 dollar or mystery gift?"

  • @joegoettefitness8620
    @joegoettefitness8620 2 месяца назад +88

    Them potters and sculpters going off to war to protect their homeland with less training than the Spartans makes me happy to know men like that exist

    • @mt5800
      @mt5800 19 дней назад +11

      Existed*

    • @socomply5963
      @socomply5963 13 дней назад

      They still do😂 ​@@mt5800

  • @ericwong4213
    @ericwong4213 2 месяца назад +5561

    You there! What's your profession?
    I don't fight, sir. I'm a cameraman.

    • @The_Pisces_Poet
      @The_Pisces_Poet 2 месяца назад +104

      Ah well that’s more important than anyone. The cameraman has unlimited health!

    • @trevonwilliams5197
      @trevonwilliams5197 2 месяца назад +25

      😂😂😂😂

    • @missy1729
      @missy1729 2 месяца назад +39

      Cameraman never dies 😅

    • @km077
      @km077 2 месяца назад +30

      "Oh, I see! A sacred inquisitor of the all-seeing eye. You, sir, will be our tank."

    • @constantinvaldor3742
      @constantinvaldor3742 2 месяца назад +7

      Eric you Wong for that one

  • @allan_0307
    @allan_0307 Год назад +14483

    "You there, at the back, what is your profession?"
    "I was unemployed sir"

  • @realrandywilliams
    @realrandywilliams 2 месяца назад +120

    Leonidas to Tony Stark: "You there, what is your profession?"
    Tony: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."

  • @calebormsby6351
    @calebormsby6351 2 месяца назад +174

    "You there what is your profession?"
    "I collect all the bodies of the people you keeping kicking into the well"

  • @manfredmarius5773
    @manfredmarius5773 Год назад +14852

    “You there, at the back, what is YOUR profession?”
    *Accountant, sir*

  • @brainloading5543
    @brainloading5543 5 месяцев назад +3246

    "See old friend, I brought more ahoos than you did"

    • @TheTyphoon365
      @TheTyphoon365 2 месяца назад +31

      That is, exactly what was said. We all heard it. No need for you to recap it. What was the point? Don't think too hard, you might have an aneurysm

    • @mrlnlnrd2474
      @mrlnlnrd2474 2 месяца назад +8

      its means garlic 😁😂🤣

    • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
      @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 2 месяца назад +31

      @@TheTyphoon365 Pardonne-moi, mais je ne pense pas que tu saches ce qu'est une blague.

    • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
      @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 2 месяца назад +23

      I’m laughing WAY more than I should right now.

    • @SMohgstein
      @SMohgstein 2 месяца назад +38

      @@TheTyphoon365my guy you need to read the comment before you have a mental breakdown

  • @Tyranno-Bore-Us
    @Tyranno-Bore-Us Месяц назад +46

    "You there! What is your profession?"
    "Ehh you know, a little of this, a little of that.."

  • @ralphandreicastillo9698
    @ralphandreicastillo9698 2 месяца назад +149

    "You there, what is your profession?"
    "Time traveller sir, I brought guns and shi"

    • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
      @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 2 месяца назад +11

      Leonidas: Well guys guess we ARENT dining in Hell. We’re just dining at home.

    • @UndisputedONE2
      @UndisputedONE2 16 дней назад +3

      @@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy Having ten to fifty AK's with a constant supply would turn your 300 soldiers to an automatic worlds one and only
      superpower back in the day :D

  • @josephbateman7742
    @josephbateman7742 5 месяцев назад +2738

    "you there, what is your profession?"
    "movie extra, sir."

    • @captainawesome9458
      @captainawesome9458 2 месяца назад +63

      "NPC sir." 😂😂

    • @edge-climber8540
      @edge-climber8540 2 месяца назад +7

      ​@@captainawesome9458-- Your Comment deserves far more Kudos than merely my solitary thumbs up 🙌 ! ! !

    • @drebearsfruit
      @drebearsfruit 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂

    • @xCJayBieber
      @xCJayBieber 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ucspecial1998
      @ucspecial1998 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @razorstorm2175
    @razorstorm2175 Год назад +7442

    "You there, what is your profession?"
    "Male stripper, Sir!"

    • @JK-of6bq
      @JK-of6bq Год назад +88

      LMAO!!

    • @Earth517Phoenix
      @Earth517Phoenix Год назад +40

      Deceased 😂😂

    • @manuelavila869
      @manuelavila869 Год назад +18

      ... gorgeous...

    • @raynonabohrer5624
      @raynonabohrer5624 Год назад +15

      ooooo my. ! I'm Laughing laughing my head off.

    • @patrickm6012
      @patrickm6012 Год назад +44

      Social Media influencer here sir. I can make this battle viral for centuries to come.

  • @cypriannyukuri3455
    @cypriannyukuri3455 2 месяца назад +42

    "And you, Kenyan, what's your profession"
    "I'm a marathon runner😊"

  • @Uncle_Baby_Billy
    @Uncle_Baby_Billy 2 месяца назад +106

    I just have a degree in communications but am currently unemployed, sir

  • @62buddyboy
    @62buddyboy Год назад +7624

    “You sir, what’s your profession?”
    “I sell feet pics on OnlyFans”

  • @_Drain
    @_Drain Год назад +3901

    "You there. What is your profession?"
    "I'm a Twitch streamer, sir."

    • @Powermad-bu4em
      @Powermad-bu4em Год назад +112

      "I hope you brought your wall hacks and aimbot. You're going to need them."- Leonidas

    • @rileyhance318
      @rileyhance318 Год назад +22

      “I’m a twitch streamer xir”

    • @TheEagleofSteel
      @TheEagleofSteel Год назад +36

      He'd probably strain his wrist trying to lift the spear

    • @gingerharm
      @gingerharm Год назад +18

      After this he was tired so skipped his stream and went to bed

    • @drewf6063
      @drewf6063 Год назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @slapout397
    @slapout397 2 месяца назад +48

    Better to be a war in a gardener, than a garden in a warrior.

  • @paain495
    @paain495 2 месяца назад +25

    You there what is your profession ? "Moral support sir"😅

  • @OzzieTheHead
    @OzzieTheHead Год назад +2361

    "Potter? Is that how you prepare for battle? Ten points off from Gryffindor"

  • @jbird4435
    @jbird4435 Год назад +1642

    “You there, what is your profession “
    “Im a stay at home dad”

    • @CobaltxBoom
      @CobaltxBoom Год назад +48

      I’m the house husband, sir
      👀

    • @CohnmanTheBudbarian
      @CohnmanTheBudbarian Год назад +10

      Children, what is your position
      Dishes Dishes Dishes
      Tomow Tomow Tomow
      Tobed Tobed Tobed
      Real life situations haha

    • @KarmasAB123
      @KarmasAB123 Год назад +21

      "An honorable profession indeed!

    • @cotocoyerakson8195
      @cotocoyerakson8195 Год назад +12

      I cook for a holy king who actually is a girl.

    • @jacobrobuck7260
      @jacobrobuck7260 Год назад +1

      ​​@@cotocoyerakson8195that a fate/stay night reference?

  • @aminkabuli9415
    @aminkabuli9415 2 месяца назад +17

    You there, what is your profession?
    "I am here with my uncle sir"
    What does your uncle do?
    " He is currently unemployed sir"

    • @antpooler
      @antpooler 27 дней назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @jlems56
    @jlems56 2 месяца назад +13

    " you there? What is your profession?"
    Undertaker... And we're going to need to talk about a payment plan.

  • @DRourkey
    @DRourkey 7 месяцев назад +2932

    I really want a skit where he just never stops asking what people's jobs are

    • @Kaozoz
      @Kaozoz 6 месяцев назад +96

      Genius

    • @arkticzero3953
      @arkticzero3953 6 месяцев назад +34

      😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonphillips9813
      @brandonphillips9813 5 месяцев назад +22

      That is actually a good idea 💡.

    • @kaikage6060
      @kaikage6060 5 месяцев назад +89

      Key and peele type skit😂😂

    • @mrbaab5932
      @mrbaab5932 5 месяцев назад +48

      He asks all 6,500 of the allied militia.

  • @Templar07
    @Templar07 8 месяцев назад +5322

    "Akkadian over there! Whats your profession?"
    "Ahoo!"
    "Dang it"

    • @LegendZe1-26
      @LegendZe1-26 6 месяцев назад +59

      one of the best comments yet

    • @chuscradle7392
      @chuscradle7392 6 месяцев назад +30

      Would've spoiled the moment won't it? Lol

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 6 месяцев назад +80

      "What's your profession?"
      "AHOO!!"
      "Bless you."

    • @larrybagina
      @larrybagina 6 месяцев назад +16

      Ahoo but also fix arcades on the side

    • @Templar07
      @Templar07 6 месяцев назад +5

      1k likes? Word?😉

  • @peteralcover7159
    @peteralcover7159 2 месяца назад +33

    Leonidas: you there, what is your profession?
    Cameraman: you're suppose to ignore me sir!

  • @gregrizal5043
    @gregrizal5043 2 месяца назад +11

    Spartans, what is your profession?
    Spartans: Ahuuuu! Ahuuuuu! Ahuuuuu!
    King Leonidas: See....We are all ahuuus! 😅😅😅

  • @Mau5lex
    @Mau5lex 6 месяцев назад +5710

    “You there! What’s your profession?”
    “I’m an actor, you?”
    “Same actually”

    • @coppertopv365
      @coppertopv365 6 месяцев назад +36

      💯%

    • @Walahia2
      @Walahia2 6 месяцев назад +22

      😂😂😂

    • @luke14946
      @luke14946 5 месяцев назад +36

      ​@@coppertopv365 "💯%", I think you meant *300%,

    • @tremble_soul2376
      @tremble_soul2376 5 месяцев назад +15

      Should of added that bit in meet the Spartans 😂

    • @camiloalarcon4924
      @camiloalarcon4924 5 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @wickywills
    @wickywills Год назад +2420

    "What is your profession"
    "I'm a social media influencer, sir"

    • @Jose951Sanchez
      @Jose951Sanchez 9 месяцев назад +28

      😂😂😂

    • @oldjohnny9341
      @oldjohnny9341 9 месяцев назад +10

      Nice one!

    • @stephenpena7813
      @stephenpena7813 9 месяцев назад +47

      Gonna meme the shit out of Xerxes!!

    • @nomadjensen8276
      @nomadjensen8276 9 месяцев назад

      Good, we will need someone to cry an moan about the invaders being mean and hating trans ppl. Then accuse the Persian generals of being bigots and people who think only women can have babies. The generals will have to make a public apology and still get forced out from their post as commanders. With just one tweet you can throw their entire command structure into chaos....they will be no match for you. 😆

    • @rere8858
      @rere8858 9 месяцев назад +31

      1 social media influencer = 1000 useless cockroaches

  • @CorHor
    @CorHor Месяц назад +3

    One of the most badass scenes of all time.
    Some people are just built different.

  • @Aahmed119
    @Aahmed119 Месяц назад +1

    “You there, what is your profession?”
    “Genius, Billionaire, playboy, philanthropist”

  • @Lancersilva
    @Lancersilva 3 месяца назад +3119

    “You there, what is your profession?”
    “Time traveler, sir. You might want reinforcements.”

    • @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy
      @MatthewTeachout-xj4yy 2 месяца назад +139

      Leonidas: Shit I only brought…(stares at camera)… *300*

    • @usernamealreadytaken9330
      @usernamealreadytaken9330 2 месяца назад +61

      ​@@MatthewTeachout-xj4yy I can see 300 logo pop up before he say 300 like Invincible.

    • @marcushenness6437
      @marcushenness6437 2 месяца назад +10

      I know right. He looks and talks like Guy Pearce doesn't he. Unfortunately it's just a random actor.

    • @jkingg8244
      @jkingg8244 2 месяца назад +4

      @@MatthewTeachout-xj4yythis is good😂😂😂

    • @charispapadopoulos1634
      @charispapadopoulos1634 2 месяца назад +2

      guess what he might wanted reinforcements , but in the end he didn't need them . Numbers is not always in favour .

  • @kushmone
    @kushmone Год назад +1293

    “You there, what is your profession?”
    “I upload movie clips onto RUclips Shorts sir…”

    • @DoubleDOwnage
      @DoubleDOwnage Год назад +12

      Oof

    • @magnawaves
      @magnawaves Год назад

      The most useless person on the field...!

    • @OZTutoh
      @OZTutoh Год назад +42

      "You see, old friend, I have more subscribers than you."

    • @yancieb
      @yancieb Год назад +19

      You see old friend, I stole more content than you did

    • @reharl4953
      @reharl4953 11 месяцев назад +6

      Too meta.

  • @randomdrafts9253
    @randomdrafts9253 2 месяца назад +29

    "Spartans what is your profession"
    unemployed

  • @jinzo5956
    @jinzo5956 2 месяца назад +3

    As Captain Rex once said: "In my books, Experience outranks everything"

  • @keto8354
    @keto8354 7 месяцев назад +2789

    "Spartans, what's your profession?!"
    "Awoo! Awoo!"
    "See old friend? comprehension isn't our thing".

  • @Kisamon
    @Kisamon Год назад +3652

    "Spartans! What is your profession?"
    "Haoo! Haoo! Haoo!"
    "See, old friend? I brought more gorillas than you did."

    • @MattBG67
      @MattBG67 Год назад

      Monkey POWER

    • @salonez91
      @salonez91 Год назад +108

      There are times when only gorilas can save you

    • @danaparfitt2491
      @danaparfitt2491 Год назад +70

      ​@@salonez91and for harambe a man will even whip it out

    • @enterpassword3313
      @enterpassword3313 Год назад

      ​@@danaparfitt2491rip

    • @PedraamJam
      @PedraamJam Год назад +13

      give this man some k

  • @orital.8632
    @orital.8632 2 месяца назад +5

    ״You there, what is your profession?”
    *”Hectorrrr”*

    • @JerkDogJ
      @JerkDogJ Месяц назад

      Leonidas: "ok Spartans pack it up, they got this"😂😂😂😂

  • @FiguraMolenMedia
    @FiguraMolenMedia 2 месяца назад +2

    Everybody should have said, "I am an actor sir" Spartan what is your profession! ACTORS...

  • @anxioussamurai9017
    @anxioussamurai9017 9 месяцев назад +4876

    "You there, what is your profession?"
    "Background Arcadian #3, sir."

  • @richardcarson3596
    @richardcarson3596 8 месяцев назад +4707

    "You there, what is your profession?"
    "Potter sir, Harry Potter"

  • @Darealces
    @Darealces 2 месяца назад +3

    What a fuckin classic moment,one of the best movies of all time!

  • @swayambhoir9740
    @swayambhoir9740 2 месяца назад +4

    "You there, what is your profession"
    "I'm from India sir, I'm a scamm-, Scientist I meant"
    "Damn" 😂

  • @Paddydukes89
    @Paddydukes89 Год назад +1950

    I liked how Leonidas still spoke to them with respect, as friends. And the Arcadians were badass too. Man went from making pottery to a death battle, and they still fought

    • @theunknown4645
      @theunknown4645 Год назад +41

      Most wars...

    • @scrotor189
      @scrotor189 Год назад +74

      I really liked that too. It would have been very easy to make him sound like a dickhead or putting them down as they weren’t soldiers too.

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD Год назад +148

      ​@@scrotor189Leonidas respected their bravery.
      These men weren't seasoned warriors like his Spartans, but still came to fight the Persians regardless.
      They got heart and balls. That's always worthy of respect.

    • @dream_grips
      @dream_grips Год назад +13

      We all bleed the same.

    • @BARZEL343
      @BARZEL343 Год назад +34

      How active duty sees the guard and reserves.

  • @IrishTechnicalThinker
    @IrishTechnicalThinker 11 месяцев назад +3812

    "What is your profession?"
    "Electrician, sir."

  • @kingdog9854
    @kingdog9854 2 месяца назад +3

    “ you there! What is your profession”
    “ I am a gigolo”

  • @Retr0Geek
    @Retr0Geek Месяц назад

    “It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war.”
    - Miyamoto Musashi

  • @alanwalkman29
    @alanwalkman29 11 месяцев назад +6288

    Leonidas: "What is your profession?"
    Spartans: "AWOOO AWOO!"
    Leonidas: "See old friend? I brought more trains than you did."

    • @victoralain2637
      @victoralain2637 11 месяцев назад

      We did watch the clip, idiot

    • @infidel202
      @infidel202 11 месяцев назад +47

      😂

    • @kaileymo
      @kaileymo 10 месяцев назад +75

      I hate that I laughed at this 😒

    • @Oggrayman
      @Oggrayman 10 месяцев назад +61

      It’s comments like these that keep me going 😂

    • @RobStewart-jp8pz
      @RobStewart-jp8pz 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@jailbreak7375...

  • @adityavv96
    @adityavv96 Год назад +600

    You there, what is your profession?
    I’m your cameraman sir.
    Right, cameraman never dies. You can join us .

    • @ferretmonger0236
      @ferretmonger0236 Год назад +10

      Camera Men are literally just a separate species at this point, but that's a good thing, they do honest work & are Physical superior in every way, so much so that they simply mirror the strength of others just so they can save face a little

    • @kyleheaser351boombaby
      @kyleheaser351boombaby Год назад +2

      😅😅

    • @KatsuNamikaze
      @KatsuNamikaze 8 месяцев назад

      Nooo I had the same joke that I litterally just posted 😢

    • @jessekeane1476
      @jessekeane1476 2 месяца назад +1

      What is your profession?
      I'm looking for it, sir. That's why i'm here 😅

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 2 месяца назад +3

    Historically, most Greek city states would've had citizen militias who were levied into battle, as opposed to a professional militia. Sparta was definitely an outlier.

  • @watchcem8678
    @watchcem8678 2 месяца назад +15

    "You, there, what is your profession?"
    "Im a TikToker"

  • @thedionysianchronicles3588
    @thedionysianchronicles3588 Год назад +1211

    “And you! What is your profession?!”
    “Oh. I’m Jake. From State Farm.”

  • @kendtchileninjah5905
    @kendtchileninjah5905 Год назад +1621

    This will always be one of the coldest scenes. It’s easy for some to forget that the Arcadians heard an ally was on path to a huge war and instantly grabbed shield, spear, and blade. They do their part

    • @justinlast2lastharder749
      @justinlast2lastharder749 9 месяцев назад +34

      Couldn't hold the Goat Path for shit though. The one thing they were needed for, they couldn't do.

    • @kendtchileninjah5905
      @kendtchileninjah5905 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@justinlast2lastharder749 yea?

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 9 месяцев назад +91

      @@justinlast2lastharder749They weren’t there for that, they were there to provide some extra numbers. The only reason the Spartans could hold the Persians off for three days was the phalanx and the extremely narrow entry point, but if they were spread out, they’d be ran over immediately.

    • @alexman378
      @alexman378 9 месяцев назад +161

      Technically they’re braver than the Spartans. Spartans were raised for war, death was something they made peace with and actually longed for under the right circumstances. The Arcadians and other Greeks didn’t want to die, weren’t raised for war, and still went there.

    • @coolhwip6638
      @coolhwip6638 9 месяцев назад +31

      ​@alexman378 made even more impressive when you realize the Greek version of the afterlife portrayed in Homer's epics (assuming the greeks at the time actually have believed in it) was incredibly terrifying to comprehend.

  • @dsleong8328
    @dsleong8328 2 месяца назад +2

    When the video is least funny than the comments section,you guy made my day 😂

  • @buckbuchanan4902
    @buckbuchanan4902 14 дней назад +2

    "I'm a Potter."
    "You're a Wizard, Harry."

  • @gregortokarcik2061
    @gregortokarcik2061 2 месяца назад +926

    "Hello sir, I'd like to apply for a position of ahoo."

    • @MegaMerlin5
      @MegaMerlin5 2 месяца назад +62

      Hello applicant
      Unfortunately we regret to inform you that in this instance you have been unsuccessful in your application to the role of Ahoo, however we see from our records that your skill set may match the following of our roles;
      AWOO
      AAOOHH
      YAHOO
      DAADOO
      Please check the matching job descriptions and if applicable we look forward to seeing your applications in the near future
      Kind Regards
      Gen AHCHU

    • @lorenzoerrigo520
      @lorenzoerrigo520 2 месяца назад +17

      @@MegaMerlin5I found a secret comment 💀

    • @MaverickJ3W
      @MaverickJ3W Месяц назад +4

      Bless you

    • @JayFrost-pe4iw
      @JayFrost-pe4iw Месяц назад +3

      Underrated comment

    • @NathanNo-iv3xu
      @NathanNo-iv3xu Месяц назад

      300 didn't last long.

  • @christianthornbury6192
    @christianthornbury6192 Год назад +470

    Leonidas underestimated Potter. Even Voldemort couldn’t kill him when he was a little baby in a crib.

    • @C-ip2sq
      @C-ip2sq Год назад +14

      Brilliant, absolutely, brilliant! 😂

    • @omegaman6770
      @omegaman6770 Год назад +3

      😂👍

    • @maxviolin9
      @maxviolin9 Год назад +3

      Potter that fought

  • @michaelbarnes2126
    @michaelbarnes2126 Месяц назад +1

    This scene made this movie iconic. Gerard Butler is the f’ing man for being so good in this movie

  • @SiDucky1708
    @SiDucky1708 2 месяца назад +2

    Bring back leonidas with some sorcery and give us the 300 part 2 we deserve

  • @angrytheclown801
    @angrytheclown801 Год назад +95

    "You there! What's your profession?"
    "Serial killer sir."
    "Excellent! But after this is done we're going to have a talk."

    • @65firered
      @65firered 9 месяцев назад +6

      "Our chances have improved significantly."

    • @craigcraig6248
      @craigcraig6248 9 месяцев назад +1

      Not funny didn't laugh

    • @angrytheclown801
      @angrytheclown801 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@craigcraig6248 That makes one of you.

  • @USNavyVet_STG
    @USNavyVet_STG Месяц назад

    You have no idea how much sacrifice and discipline it takes to be shredded like King Leonidas.
    HOOOYAH!!!

  • @parthsalat
    @parthsalat 2 месяца назад +3

    You there! What's your profession?
    Don't you see I'm going for a war? We're all soldiers!

  • @mydailymoment5356
    @mydailymoment5356 2 месяца назад +1348

    "You, there, what is your profession?"
    Philosopher, Sir.

    • @stupiocity245
      @stupiocity245 2 месяца назад +22

      Spartan: Decode our philosophy

    • @allanjr1
      @allanjr1 2 месяца назад

      Stand Up Philosopher.....Bullshit artist

    • @mydailymoment5356
      @mydailymoment5356 2 месяца назад +16

      @@stupiocity245 ahoo ahoo ahoo: war is your philosophy. You live and move by it.

    • @miraclep5087
      @miraclep5087 2 месяца назад +13

      "Philosopher? Why?"
      "Exactly, Sir.... Exactly."

    • @kiritotheabridgedgod4178
      @kiritotheabridgedgod4178 2 месяца назад +6

      I mean, if the Philosopher was Plato, then I doubt they would have been pointed too. All historical records we have of Plato say he was Jacked AF. We don't even know his real name, just his Nickname, that came from the ancient Greek for "Wide"

  • @mrtony1985
    @mrtony1985 Год назад +855

    "You there, what is your profession?"
    "Life coach, sir."

  • @lappytoppy3250
    @lappytoppy3250 2 месяца назад +2

    the comment section is most creative and funny section ever

  • @jacksonvega7751
    @jacksonvega7751 Год назад +2165

    This is the stuff Snyder should be doing, his best by far

    • @jongustavsson5874
      @jongustavsson5874 Год назад +91

      The only "good" movies he's done is the two where he basically just copy pasted the graphic novels that where the base.

    • @DeezNuts-hf2xm
      @DeezNuts-hf2xm Год назад

      Hes too busy touching kids to do any good movies

    • @jacksonvega7751
      @jacksonvega7751 Год назад +12

      @@jongustavsson5874 yup

    • @ShunyShock
      @ShunyShock Год назад +52

      @@jongustavsson5874if superhero movies were only that, I would be the happiest man on the planet.

    • @ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108
      @ogsloppnbiscuiitz1108 Год назад +18

      *Imo watchmen is*

  • @Burt1038
    @Burt1038 Год назад +687

    That smirk by Leonidas is his satisfaction at having rehearsed that little exchange dozens of times and he finally got a chance to use it.

    • @Leaflar
      @Leaflar Год назад +24

      Literally no other way the guys at the back who can't hear this convo could know what to do on this cue.

    • @johnsutfin1160
      @johnsutfin1160 Год назад +5

      @@LeaflarI don’t think you’ve ever been yelled at in a group of 300 men. It’s very easy to hear.

    • @seewhativescene
      @seewhativescene 11 месяцев назад

      😩ARRRRRRMY TRAINING, SIR!

    • @GovernorRiffRaff
      @GovernorRiffRaff 11 месяцев назад

      @@johnsutfin1160oh yea totally, just like everyone could hear William Wallace in the movie

    • @Dsntmtter2ME
      @Dsntmtter2ME 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@johnsutfin1160Your mom didn't hear me last night.

  • @spooderguy7535
    @spooderguy7535 2 месяца назад +1

    "spartans, what's your profession?"
    "Aoooh, Aoooh, Aoooh..."

  • @johnwebb8880
    @johnwebb8880 2 месяца назад +1

    The profession is the art of war, War is what we do...

  • @Shotzy64
    @Shotzy64 Год назад +623

    When one of the Arcadians said they’re a potter, I like to think Leonidas’ face conveyed “the fuck’s a potter?”

    • @kalamitygame4195
      @kalamitygame4195 Год назад +40

      Maybe he can use the patronos charm against the immortals

    • @adrianalavez4140
      @adrianalavez4140 Год назад +24

      He's a wizard that one

    • @laurentyumpower6985
      @laurentyumpower6985 Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

    • @astronautindisguise
      @astronautindisguise Год назад +22

      Now I can’t unsee it lmao, he just kinda nods like he’s thinking “I don’t know wtf that is but aight”

    • @ponderingponderer3010
      @ponderingponderer3010 Год назад +9

      Imagine being dense enough to think anyone during this time period in Europe wasn't aware of what a potter was

  • @jjsvizard75
    @jjsvizard75 Год назад +4025

    The blacksmith is the only 1 that i would give half a chance of surviving a fight.

    • @nnaheim.
      @nnaheim. Год назад +332

      I dont know, I heard the Potter was a biter.

    • @lexilynne419
      @lexilynne419 Год назад +465

      i agree.. swinging a hammer and moving metal all day.. he most likely has one hell of a swing with a sword

    • @bluehead14
      @bluehead14 Год назад +216

      Dude was the only with confidence in his response you can see it in his eyes

    • @TheCasualGamer13
      @TheCasualGamer13 Год назад +200

      Sculptors are strong and accurate, wouldn’t sleep on a guy who carves marble and stone

    • @noneofyourbusiness4294
      @noneofyourbusiness4294 Год назад +142

      @@TheCasualGamer13 compared to a spartan? I mean sure, I wouldn't want to take a swing from a sculptor or blacksmith. They likely pack one hell of a punch.
      But in this particular scene, they're compared to elite soldiers who were trained to fight since they were children. Essentially canon fudder

  • @jessewilliams7517
    @jessewilliams7517 17 дней назад

    This scene will FOREVER be one of the most iconic in all movie history! Gives me CHILLS every time I watch it

  • @XenobraneStudios
    @XenobraneStudios 6 месяцев назад +418

    "You, Arcadian, what is your profession?"
    "I'm a content creator"

    • @michaelo0078
      @michaelo0078 2 месяца назад +5

      i am a influencer

    • @shhadowclawss
      @shhadowclawss 2 месяца назад +4

      start dancing and making tik tok (music playing: am a savage, classy, boogie, ratchet)

    • @Goldstandard_1
      @Goldstandard_1 2 месяца назад

      ​@@shhadowclawss Leonidas: you poor fool

    • @0okyo
      @0okyo 2 месяца назад +1

      -Leonidas kicks him into the deep hole. 😂

    • @stupiocity245
      @stupiocity245 2 месяца назад

      There was battle before persians where the word tiktok ignites the war. Sparta ended up winning
      But now as sparta's no more, tiktok is winning today😂

  • @countdookie6987
    @countdookie6987 9 месяцев назад +1036

    "You, right there. What is your profession?"
    "Tech Support sir"

    • @KrisAllenZabate
      @KrisAllenZabate 8 месяцев назад +40

      Read it with an indian accent 😂

    • @manfredmarius5773
      @manfredmarius5773 8 месяцев назад +19

      Do not redeem it!!!

    • @becomeunlimited
      @becomeunlimited 8 месяцев назад +19

      MA'AM YOU DID NOT HAVE TO DO THAT MA'AM

    • @The14Core
      @The14Core 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@KrisAllenZabatewe both did XD

    • @tec787LLC
      @tec787LLC 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@becomeunlimitedkitbogaaaa

  • @ramimbintybindu9840
    @ramimbintybindu9840 2 месяца назад +1

    Hollywood:-"Clear the paths for spartans"...

  • @lMariom
    @lMariom Месяц назад +3

    What is your profession: I’m Kratos

  • @lemyoboi
    @lemyoboi 8 месяцев назад +1569

    "You there, what is your profession?"
    "I'm a back up dancer, sir"

    • @surchipparoski9814
      @surchipparoski9814 7 месяцев назад +11

      A GIf designer sir.

    • @CesarinPillinGaming
      @CesarinPillinGaming 7 месяцев назад +24

      he then proceed to shred the battlefield with his moves.

    • @surchipparoski9814
      @surchipparoski9814 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@CesarinPillinGaming 😂 yea just rips it up

    • @odnilniloc
      @odnilniloc 7 месяцев назад +5

      Even worse, a backup dancer for Lizzo 😂

    • @jayoballes3547
      @jayoballes3547 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think a few thousand Thespians ( city name, no joke) backed up the Spartans.

  • @CaptainEgla
    @CaptainEgla Год назад +106

    "Spartans what is your profession?"
    "WE ARE UNEMPLOYED"

    • @sirebless6070
      @sirebless6070 11 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drianmortiz9375
      @drianmortiz9375 9 месяцев назад +1

      well everybody can relate that 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lehieuthinh9646
    @lehieuthinh9646 2 месяца назад +3

    - What do you do for a living?
    - Huuuuuaaa Huuuuaaa

  • @briansamson180
    @briansamson180 Месяц назад

    One of the best lines of all times 🙌

  • @sadettinarslan5324
    @sadettinarslan5324 Год назад +167

    -You there, what is your profession?
    -I am a discord mod.

  • @byoobyoo1280
    @byoobyoo1280 9 месяцев назад +1623

    " You Athenian, what is your profession ?"
    " stand up philosopher, sir "

    • @pseudonymsam
      @pseudonymsam 9 месяцев назад

      Oh, I see-a bullshit artist!

    • @revengance4149
      @revengance4149 9 месяцев назад +36

      "what's that?"
      "well lets start with forms. let's take a tree for instance"
      "oh f*ck by the time he's done neither Persia nor Sparta will exist anymore"

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 9 месяцев назад

      A bulls*it artist.

    • @dionisismavrokefalos6837
      @dionisismavrokefalos6837 9 месяцев назад

      You mean a bullshit artist.

    • @perrydixon344
      @perrydixon344 9 месяцев назад +16

      mel brooks reference.. well done

  • @AngryMinkey
    @AngryMinkey 2 месяца назад

    The bravery comes from not being soldiers. But willing to stand and fight regardless

  • @usmanfakhar6302
    @usmanfakhar6302 2 месяца назад +1

    The Spartans do not ask how many are the enemy but where are they
    Plutarch

  • @lesterlute10
    @lesterlute10 6 месяцев назад +244

    "You there, what is your profession"
    "Im a sandal salesmen sir, but i did score 4 touchdowns in my highschool football game for Polk High"
    "You may lead us, sir!"

    • @EdgarLeon-tq3uj
      @EdgarLeon-tq3uj 5 месяцев назад +12

      It was 4 touchdowns.

    • @Ash_Rein
      @Ash_Rein 5 месяцев назад +7

      I think it was four touchdowns, not seven And it would’ve been women’s sandals not just sandals

    • @FERNANDOGONZALEZ-pb6re
      @FERNANDOGONZALEZ-pb6re 2 месяца назад +2

      Let's ROCK!!!

    • @j.h.lowery7934
      @j.h.lowery7934 2 месяца назад +9

      😂 Welcome Al of Bundy. You are legend 😂

    • @edo2oo0
      @edo2oo0 2 месяца назад

      Al of Bundy. Love it. ​@@j.h.lowery7934

  • @BelmontClan
    @BelmontClan 2 месяца назад +733

    It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener at war.

    • @RyanCalhan
      @RyanCalhan 2 месяца назад +119

      It is better to be a mayonnaise sandwich in a car than a car in a mayonnaise sandwich.

    • @aghakhanelsharif7661
      @aghakhanelsharif7661 2 месяца назад +5

      @Bemontclab indeed sir!! The AHHOOO's have it!!!

    • @BelmontClan
      @BelmontClan 2 месяца назад +1

      @@aghakhanelsharif7661 the blacksmith in all fairness has a decent chance provided that he has some training

    • @CurrentlyDumping6ixmyNine
      @CurrentlyDumping6ixmyNine 2 месяца назад +12

      ​@@RyanCalhan you just ended me with that 😂

    • @007_Sun_Tzu
      @007_Sun_Tzu 2 месяца назад +11

      Who said this non sense quote???
      Better not put this sh!t in my name.

  • @redpilllense7125
    @redpilllense7125 2 месяца назад +1

    It is better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.

  • @savagescotsman6493
    @savagescotsman6493 День назад

    "you there, what is your profession?"
    "Have you been in an accident at wor.... in war?"

  • @mindartifex6151
    @mindartifex6151 Год назад +121

    Leonidas be missing big here, a enchantment table sculptor, a blacksmith, and a mage- They're going to raid a dungeon.

    • @vladfotev1550
      @vladfotev1550 Год назад +12

      their party lacks a thief though...

    • @misteris2385
      @misteris2385 9 месяцев назад +1

      Too bad they didn't noticed Leroy at the background. It's pretty much why they lost.

  • @byssmal
    @byssmal 8 месяцев назад +854

    Leonidas: "Spartan! What is your profession!"
    Spartans: _making gorilla sounds_

    • @wesjanson6979
      @wesjanson6979 7 месяцев назад +17

      hooting like chimpanzees is a time honored military tradition
      charlton heston got the idea for planet of the apes from his army barracks during the war

    • @AshininKai-YT
      @AshininKai-YT 7 месяцев назад +15

      No if you listen carefully they were saying “Lahu, Lahu” which blood is their profession

    • @andreatomasi3755
      @andreatomasi3755 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@AshininKai-YT Spartan(and Greek by some extent) used to scream "Alala" that is the name of the attendant of ares.
      While "alalazo" was the verb "raising the war cry"

    • @AshininKai-YT
      @AshininKai-YT 6 месяцев назад +1

      Ah my bad apology for hearing wrong

    • @johnw6060
      @johnw6060 6 месяцев назад +1

      Said like a true potter...

  • @marvinchiles844
    @marvinchiles844 2 месяца назад

    If that doesn’t send chills up your spine, you have no heart!

  • @c4r7s0n
    @c4r7s0n 22 дня назад

    "You there, what's your profession?"
    "I'm an actor, sir."

  • @robertflood3007
    @robertflood3007 Год назад +116

    “And you? What is your profession?”
    “I’m the dude feeds the royalty grapes”

    • @nomooon
      @nomooon Год назад +4

      Executive Assistant

  • @georgegermanakos6944
    @georgegermanakos6944 Год назад +451

    “You there, what is your profession”
    “Beach. It’s just Beach”

    • @Krian_The_Demon
      @Krian_The_Demon 9 месяцев назад +2

      Lmaoooo so good

    • @K1NG0FW0LV35
      @K1NG0FW0LV35 9 месяцев назад +13

      "some people think im a lifeguard... common misconception... I just beach"

    • @Aegon6
      @Aegon6 9 месяцев назад +5

      Mojo Dojo Casa Kingdom

    • @rossjohnson1301
      @rossjohnson1301 9 месяцев назад +2

      What if there's beach you're gonna need someone who knows beach

    • @hectormata449
      @hectormata449 9 месяцев назад

      I can’t stance to see a misspelling without prompt correction. Substitute the “ea” with “it” to be more precise and correct.