Celeste Strawberry Jam Expert Lobby, but funny
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Sorry for not uploading for four months I was busy gaming
So I'm a big fan of Celeste and the Celeste community, and I've been playing Celeste's biggest mod, Strawberry Jam, way too much over the past couple of months. I got all the berries in the first three lobbies. I miss Blueberry Bay. No Golden Strawberries or anything, I'm not a pro Celeste gamer. Thanks @ParrotDash for the walkthrough I am not smart enough to finish this on my own.
Also I might do a summit B-side golden video sometime soon because I wanna get that
#celeste #strawberryjam #goldenberry #summit
also i have a big fat crush on Parrot Dash but don't tell anyone
we hit the like goal that I never expected to hit in 2 days. I guess I have to make a part 2 now. what.
I wanna make some other videos first but it'll come in a bit probably
thanks for all the support its actually kinda crazy to me
subscribe or whatever
And here I thought Ninz was carrying all the Celeste silly content on their back. Good to know there’s another Celeste player with enough silly gameplay to back them up!!
(Please keep making this stuff I clipped 3 moments in this vid alone and I want more)
9:14 WHY TF U PRONOUNCE IT LIKE THAT
Made this video because I thought the Celeste community needed more content that wasn't just "Legendary gamer does superhuman feat, Golden Berry"
took me like 1.5 months so hope its good
Can’t believe you got the heartside golden on your first try, truly the only Celeste gamer alive
its not good, its fucking great ngl, had many funnies in the vid, overall swag/10, might just watch it again in a month
Bringing humor and entertainment to Celeste is exactly what it needs lol
I need content of people actually at my skill level, I feel like I’m too bad at this game. I have 48 hours in the game and still haven’t been able to beat farewell.
@@ExzaktVid bro i have like 100 hours and havent finished farewell (lowkey because a singular level took me 5 hours cuz i could not consistently wave dash for the life of me so after completing that i had to take a long break) but when people like you claim you're bad it lowkey ruins my life. maybe im disadvantage cuz im on the switch and this is first video game ive really played but youre doing pretty great bro dont worry bout it
"can you meow for me" "meow" the hardest fucking pause ive ever seen
it went hard
average celeste player
@@bed_destroyed nah man that’s the average Valorant player. Worst part is that I know who that person is and I watched him daily :(
@@absolutecoffee9570 damn who?
we need to get this man a better pc so he can play more of this
please do a sales pitch to my mother
@@valent617 I'll send you mine xd
40:31 "dude I'm at the mercy of a fucking potato right now" has the desperate energy of a starving Irishman during the great famine and it made me burst out laughing for little reason
yeah thats what I was going for actually trust
hii
will you marry me.
@@valent617 going a bit fast there huh, not even taking me out to dinner first or anything
@@ParrotDash is that a no
@@valent617 Considering its been 3weeks with no reply prob.
Heartbreaking
"where did the floor go"
that's the realest and most accurate depiction of my reaction when I was looking at maps that have ultras in them lmfao
no fucking way is that a genuinely entertaining small youtuber
banger
thank you + hollow knight profile picture should I play it
@@valent617 yes please play it
@@valent617 yes you should
this was genuinely SO much fun to watch, i enjoyed all the 57 minutes, i hope you pop off
This video is like a journey of an overthinking hooper
elaborate.
@@valent617 You really just have to understand. You watch the video and study the theme of it. An everlasting message repeating in your head "An Overthinking Hooper"
@@GustavoBalls 🍔
I can feel the sigma coming inside me
The rise of the broken sigma
erm actually it was exactly 5 minutes and 24 seconds, therefore your statement is invalid.
Why did I have to scroll so far down to find this
@@meee_5155 idk
*throws you off a mountain*
i am the mountain and i confirmed he was thown
This video was a really nice time. The Nokia Brick quality recording added to the humor. Seeing the mac book volume raise come up everything you said the music was banger was hilarious, even if it wasn't intended to be
im glad you liked! i think scuffed = funny so it works out
This is one of the most entertaining celeste videos i’ve seen, it would be awesome to see you get better equipment for recording but regardless, good job!
thanks! can confirm, my sound quality is dogwater, sorry.
the sound makes it better honestly
@@BGDMusic yeah um that bad sound quality is intentional trust 👍
@@valent617 lol
i love etherial ascension's music. i listened to it for all 3.5 hours of my full clear
i respect that! to each their own
1:26 the chapter 1 dream hyper makes me laugh so much every time
we all love parrot lmao
me too (i have a crush dont tell anyone tho)
@@valent617 too late, already did
banger video very good
also be proud of your clear times :3 (esp psychokinetic, that map is hard as fuck)
also the reason why the narrow hollow music is so unfitting is bc kaerra made the song assuming that the map's visuals would be completely overhauled but . they werent! so instead we have this with that song
the song is great, unfitting isnt a diss I thought it made the map goofy
good to know! thx
Wtf issy spotted in the wild
I saw the ParrotDash walkthrough and immediately knew he would have to deal with the Meowing
As someone who is currently playing through Expert Lobby, Summit Downside has to be my favorite map by FAR. I hated it at first, but it grew on me so much I played it again, got the silver berry, then played it again to get the berry past the heart. I haven’t gotten it yet, but I do have a crazy time of two minutes flat on it. Go me, I guess?
I wish the silver berry was just at the heart as a joke
this was an awesome video to watch, i genuinely had fun watching it. your jokes, 1 frame image edits, general talking style is so entertaining to me, i really wanna see more from you
I gotchu, as soon as finals are done im hopping on the RUclips grind
9:47 SO TRUE PARROT DASH
Meow nya uwu
i have a big fat crush on parrot dash (don't tell anyone tho)
@@valent617 @everyone
alr i just want to tell u ive never laughed this much on a celeste video before. some people might point out the bad quality audio but i think it just adds the perfect bit of humour it needs, also youre like really funny, i kept laughing out loud like crazy. plz keep making videos cause ur amazing and truly underrated
thank you so much! im glad you like the audio quality because that is not changing anytime soon lol
2:46 "Дай мне минуту" absolutely killed me😂
OP: "i was focusing on high school"
me, 34: (crumbling to dust)
so glad theres still celeste content like this out there
keep doing this, funny asf
Glad you liked the Psychokinetic music!
i dont think i praised it enough, its prolly a top 5 track I've heard so far and that's really saying something considering almost every song on this soundtrack is incredible. Great work with it! gonna listen to more of ur stuff in the future
39:00 lmfao for certain levels you’re absolutely right
this sis one of the most entertaining videos ive seen lately, this needs more than 7 likes cause holy shit this is a fun video
This was one of the most enjoyable 57 minutes, thank you
summit down-side :D
go far into the do not enter hole for a fun surprise!
fun fact, you can do the entire map while bringing a theo crystal with you!! and you get a cat for it :)
(fire video btw)
i watched the theo video after making this and its literally superhuman
glad u enjoyed!
I always imagined good modders as great people.
The guys behind garry's mod, antibirth... they did beautiful things, for free! Their wits and passions and keyboard as their only tools.
When I saw the trailer for strawberry jam, I was slack-jawed about how amazing this mod was going to be.
But now that I see this, I understand.
All good modder aren't necessarilygood people.
In this case the tears of the players was the payment all along.
(Nah, I'm just jocking, great mod, even if I don't think I'll be able to make it)
(And amazing video!)
(I reiterate, f*cking super amazing video!)
(Ah... I must say, every moment Valent is talking is comedy gold)
modders are carrying the celeste community and so many other communities. for almost 0 pay. They deserve more love
the summit downside mappers were sadistic for sure, good thing aiden wrote banger music for it to taunt us even more
such a genuinely fun video. this channel is a gem ❤
amazing language lessons on irony, we need more of those :))
that potato quality cant be good for your health though
fun fact: theres an entire optional room after the heart if you dash downright without losing your speed in the heart room in psychokinetic and i had NO IDEA it was optional
then i beat it and learned i achieved nothing extra except bragging rights (and some funny dialogue, maybe seeing credits too if i remember right)
it took me 2000 deaths :' )
If this get 50 likes I will get Celeste in pc and try strawberry jam
Please do it
@@EMPLOYEDYT already did
@@YeehawMister cool
I JUST SUBBED TO YOU BC OF THIS VIDEO holy shit i didnt even realize it was almost an hour long, this was so fun to watch! thank you, for making this video 🙏🙏
Most normal Celeste player: 9:50
Bro is so good he did dream blocks in forsaken city
Things learnt from this video,
1: It's like that one gif
2: Walkthroughs are weird
3: Bro has an etherial singing voice
4: Structural irony refers to an implication of alternative or reversed meaning that pervades a word
5: Murder Is Okay!
6: Summit Down-side
7: Summit Down-side
its really an educational video if you think about it
Nice video! Expert lobby is a masterpiece. I thoroughly enjoyed my time with it. All 893792857437 hours.
hey man! glad you enjoyed! loved your SJ videos recently, glad we're both popping off by covering it. keep up the fire work
How are you not more popular, this video is insanely entertaining throught the entirety of it
This is the first video I have watched of ours and it was really funny and I enjoyed it
thank you! glad you enjoyed
Just found your channel and I honestly could've watched 4 hours of this, good shit
Actual perfect timing me finding this and you releasing the part two the next day
literally never played this game but watching this video was an absolute blast! loved every minute of it. seeing people pull this shit off is absolutely mind blowing to me and i cant wait for a part 2
I would recommend playing it, but don't. Once you start, you can't stop.
glad u enjoyed!
This video feel like hanging with my friend on a discord call and watching them screen share and honestly it's so chill to watch
(Although none of my friend play Celeste)
(peer pressure them 🤠👍)
You want interesting numbers, you should get to the heartside room heh heh heh heh heh.
Banger video! Thank you for making it.
Thanks! kinda scared for the heartside tbh I've heard its hard af
@@valent617 It's one of the coolest, and indeed most challenging levels I've ever played in any videogame or mod, and has some of my favorite music for theming and "vibes" as well. It's incredible.
You made Hydroshock feel like an absolute fever dream
it literally is tho
This has to be one of the funniest celeste videos ive ever watched, hour well spent, hope to see more from u :)
the title was not a clickbait at all! couldn't stop smiling throughout the video :)
19:45 It was not grandmaster tech, it was a very technical thing called binocular storage which is never intended even in grandmaster. And you have to beat both rooms in a row without dying to successfully use it, so that's why it's good for silver berry where you have to be deathless anyway.
Thanks for the insight!
I thought it required a grounded ultra, which is grandmaster tech.
why is this celeste stuff so complicated man
@@valent617 it does also require a grounded ultra. Normally you lose all your speed when the fast grounded dash ends, but thanks to bino storage, right when you enter the next room, the player state is reset to normal meaning the dash instantly gets cancelled in a way that you keep the speed. And that lets you have enough speed to make it over the gap.
whats bino storage, and how does it work?
I have zero idea about anything Strawberry Jam related, but this video got me instantly hooked especially with just how ridiculous everything looks and how funny you are. Keep up the great content!
thank you!! im having a tough time motivating myself to edit and stuff rn but this pumped me up im gonna go edit right now thanks
I have watched this video twice now, and it has been entertaining both times
I have just found this channel, it's great.
Also 11:14 yump spotted
The way you kept that fucking corpse joke going got me lmao, same with the markiplier bit. Love that shit great vid
banger video !
thank you! ive been loving your recent videos btw keep up the fire work
I’m really happy this showed up in my recommended. This was really entertaining.
You've already been to Balls Cave, it also goes by the name "Hypnagogia"
i thought about leaving an insightful and heartfelt comment down here
Its the thought that counts
Bro became my favourite Celeste RUclipsr in one video
just wait for the sequel 😈😈
@@valent617 I will
Actually such a funny video. Looking forward to more :D
I love ur editing style bro, good luck with school (and celemste gg)
You are Good to have on RUclips. Funny man
This guy is the funny and chill love your vibes guy. Hope you have a burb and celest. And drugs yrah
I love celest
@@valent617 me love funny comentary
why are are the small obscure channels the best lmao
Thank you so much for casual gameplay of Celeste it was getting a little discouraging to see “epic pro gamer, beats hardest, level in the world three times in a row of goldenberry”. Amazing video.
this isnt even Casual this shit is hard 😭😭 glad I could help tho
Only died 2000 times on Fortress fall
Watching this guy beat all those maps while i am stuck in chapter 8 b side is a pain lol
chapter 8 b side is super tough man, keep at it!
i like how you said you were doing dream hypers in forsaken city haha
this video makes me never wanna play the game again but still there is so much to explore
34:29 one must imagine sysphyus happy.
2:45 wtf bro got celeste mobile!?!?!?!?!?
makbok
53:23 well bumper is indeed a famous concept in strawberry jam
pumber 😭
really enjoyed this video, got a ton of giggles out of me, keep it up :}
This is the best celeste video i have ever seen... And how do you only have 500 subs, im telling the alpha squad to subscribe.
Even tho this guy only has 3k subcribers he deserves at least 500k
Edit:who is going to say celeste is the name of the mountain and the name of the girl is madeline
Starting the expert lobby today and this looks like absolute suffering, this is amazing I can't wait to play all of this
GL! its hard bro but u got it
Summit down side is basically getting over it. Quality gameplay
Yo nice vid, cant wait to see ya play the rest of expert lobby with my goofy ahh map in it
which one is it?
system invalid map exception, its arguably the easiest map of expert, so youll be able to go through it in a breeze now lmao
I played it about a week ago and it was fire I love dream blocks
also it was hella funny
great work with it!
It's funny to hear my native language when watching your video)
When you said "uuuuuuuuuugggh" at 7:00, i really felt that
Saving this to watch later
Will be back when I myself beat expert lobby
GL!
Update: I have 7 levels left to beat. I'm on Forest Fall rn.
I haven't seen anything about Polaris, and I dipped my feet into Summit Down-Side while I was still in the Advanced lobby, so I'm saving those 2 for last.
Favorites so far are Chromatic Complex n Psycokinetic(Speed. also difficulty spike), Garden of Khurta(self-explanatory) and Clockwork(Never been more enthralled by moving blocks in my life).
also Gravity Swinger and Narrow Hollow had such good music for no reason.
@@valent617 I did it finally WOOOOOOOOOOOO
this is so banger
idk why i watched this, but i'm glad i did
i actualy couldn't quit, well i'll be your 345th subscriber then
Now I watch you and parrot🙏
good taste imo
This isnt the only gym map possible without the tech, Im too stupid to do a hyper bunnyhop so I did that whole gym with just e-super. e-hypers, and wavedashes.
9:57 meow
i rightfully earned a sub bro, keep up the good work
🍔👍
Yoooo, parrot dash kinda crazy tho 💀
After playing summit down side i kinda dont agree. But it might be because i love the music
glad you got some enjoyment out of that lol
Why does bro only have 2000 subs. Nice video man
the little english lesson about irony made me laugh so much omg
40:31 I relate to this on a spiritual level
I
So good at the game you were doing dream hypers in FORSAKEN CITY
Valent + ParrotDash collab when
Fire video
11:14 nice yump
2:45 daj mi minute! IDEM! lamo im from poland and this is holarius
"The core problem is that it's too easy"
Valent - 2023
me with every game
The game is never too easy. It's the player who is too strong.
Please do more videos on sj!
i don't get why people dislike this music 12:30
microtonality slaps
why the hate
no hate, i respect that
"I was doing this tech in my first playthrough, level 1 Forsaken City I was doing this tech"
Meanwhile Forsaken City with no dream blocks:
It took like 2 months but hey you got summit b-side lemon good job 👍