I Turned My Penis Into A Candlestick (1940) by Silly Pete and the Nameless Band

LYRICS-
I turned my penis
into a candlestick
Got a match
And stuck it in my dick
Sitting with my cock out
Waiting for the wife to get back
I hear commotion at the door
So i light that fuckin match!
What the fuck is she doin?
I can feel the heat (oh man)
Then some letters fall to the floor
Oh shit! it's the bastard postman
aaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!
JESUS!! FUCKIN!! CHRIST!!
My wife came back
and saw me on the floor
she said "oh for fuck sake Pete, what the hell have you done now!?"
I said "It's our anniversary
and I've been workin a lot
so I thought I'd surprise you
with my, candlestick cock"
"it didn't go to plan
I burned the end of my dick
I think I need the hospital
can you take me there quick"
she looked at me for a moment
then she shook her head
threw the car keys at me
but they hit my crispy end!
AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
JESUS!! FUCKIN!! CHRIST!!
OH! THE! PAIN!!
I think it's third degree dick burn honey!
can you smell it!?
smells like a burnt pork roast cooked in piss
honey!?
HONEY!?

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My grandpa was born that year 40s baby

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This can't be real, lol. Funny story tho.

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Top song of 1940

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