"The "Apostle" David Taylor Full Deposition: Day 1 Part 2

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 11 тыс.

  • @gd.523
    @gd.523 7 лет назад +632

    whenever I'm having a bad day I come back to this video...this is pure comedy

    • @szqsk8
      @szqsk8 7 лет назад +20

      Tori Greene That's why I'm watching it right now as well.

    • @soldierofgodfaithinjesusch9789
      @soldierofgodfaithinjesusch9789 7 лет назад +8

      Tori Greene oh damn that's what I'm saying funny as shit

    • @geomart8144
      @geomart8144 7 лет назад +1

      Tori Greene hell yea XD

    • @pamelahoffine438
      @pamelahoffine438 7 лет назад +10

      me too, so many funny posts too.

    • @stanleyprince5585
      @stanleyprince5585 7 лет назад +11

      i couldn't agree more. i downloaded it onto my computer hahaha

  • @juanmatias41054
    @juanmatias41054 5 лет назад +400

    This guy is so focused on not incriminating himself he fumbles on easy questions and then starts providing more info as the questions continue.

    • @antpain1156
      @antpain1156 4 года назад +32

      he wasnt ready for the heat she was bringing😂

    • @cristiangarcia-kz2zv
      @cristiangarcia-kz2zv 4 года назад +9

      He's such an idiot yet he thinks he's so smart. Its embarrassing

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 3 года назад +2

      he tries to make himself look good and that's when he gives info that she just starts nitpicking. complete idiot.

    • @nicolegreen1599
      @nicolegreen1599 2 года назад +18

      Shows how good of an interrogator she is. She’ll ask him a direct question. He won’t answer it; then she’ll ask a bunch of indirect questions that bust him. It’s great to watch.

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад

      No intelligence in that jellybean brain

  • @bayarea1129
    @bayarea1129 5 лет назад +823

    I suffer from depression and I swear I watch these over and over to make me laugh. Between this and the comments , I don't need my Prozac.

    • @tinkertime577
      @tinkertime577 5 лет назад +2

      Not today Satan ...Love the name "Satan". Is it a one day at a time thing? If so, good for you! If not, it's still funny!
      Great comment by the way!

    • @williammartin3610
      @williammartin3610 5 лет назад +6

      That's great Not today Satan. You are gorgeous btw.🙂

    • @Andrew-xc2qi
      @Andrew-xc2qi 5 лет назад +5

      Same!

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 лет назад +11

      Jesus, that escalated quickly.

    • @kylelopez5212
      @kylelopez5212 5 лет назад +12

      I really know who to talk with people during depression
      I suffered for 6 years with depression
      An got my self out of it
      No pills no stress
      206-502-5555
      If you ever need help for no cost

  • @MindTrainer9
    @MindTrainer9 Год назад +83

    Had to come back to watch this in April 2023. This is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @buttaflysearching
      @buttaflysearching 11 месяцев назад +1

      1st time December 2023

    • @allisonmarler1199
      @allisonmarler1199 10 месяцев назад +1

      I'm here again as well! 1/20/24 😂😂😂

    • @MindTrainer9
      @MindTrainer9 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@allisonmarler1199 LOL! We should have a 2024 watch party with all of the commenters 🤣😝

    • @Mantamm
      @Mantamm 4 месяца назад

      July 13, 2024

    • @jamarparker1
      @jamarparker1 2 месяца назад +2

      September 2024 😆🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @parkjihoon394
    @parkjihoon394 6 лет назад +1494

    Q: Who is Michelle?
    A: You'd have to ask Michelle.

    • @Pablo123456x
      @Pablo123456x 6 лет назад +84

      "axe"

    • @margiesilva9595
      @margiesilva9595 6 лет назад +10

      Lol.

    • @hvyduty20
      @hvyduty20 6 лет назад +2

      Gentle Breadcat, Esquire lol

    • @facesofageminitmqueennephy6215
      @facesofageminitmqueennephy6215 6 лет назад +14

      Does ANYONE KNOW WHAT happened to his con artist ass?

    • @bloedeter
      @bloedeter 6 лет назад +10

      Yes unfortunately he still has a facebook page with lots of followers and has a whole army of friends that defend him in comments of news articles. He's still active on youtube and actually has positive comments.

  • @mking9446I
    @mking9446I 6 лет назад +432

    Hour and 9 mins later and I'm still sitting here watchin. My legs are numb....guess I should get off the toilet.

    • @lindavanocker1841
      @lindavanocker1841 5 лет назад +15

      Michael, Best one yet! Giggled like a 5 yr old ! Thanks for that !!! Still laughing!!!

    • @detroitwarrior888
      @detroitwarrior888 5 лет назад +3

      Michael King 😂🤣

    • @queenli3047
      @queenli3047 5 лет назад +4

      😂😂😂 Legs knocked out.

    • @victorbarriga1414
      @victorbarriga1414 5 лет назад +4

      Same here!!!😂😂

    • @tonytony1467
      @tonytony1467 5 лет назад +2

      Michael King are you on the toilet listening to his bullshit?

  • @Cinicraft00
    @Cinicraft00 5 лет назад +1219

    I’m blown away by his pathetic attempts to sound smart “She’s an administrator that administrates the administration.”

  • @freakphysics
    @freakphysics 2 года назад +262

    I followed people’s advice of watching this to fall asleep. Not only my sleeping disorder is gone, my depression as well

  • @SPUD1880
    @SPUD1880 6 лет назад +814

    He's so used to people believing his lies, he can't understand when someone capable of logic and reasoning pokes holes in his fantasy

    • @yessywilliams9610
      @yessywilliams9610 6 лет назад +11

      SPUD1880 exactly

    • @papalasco2693
      @papalasco2693 6 лет назад +19

      SPUD1880 that's the problem with religions people so afraid of offending and going to hell, they dont questions any BS

    • @ericmorken7099
      @ericmorken7099 6 лет назад +9

      You can say that again.

    • @debraclinkscale6576
      @debraclinkscale6576 6 лет назад +4

      He acts and thinks like TRE45ON

    • @hamonryehd
      @hamonryehd 6 лет назад +7

      lol wow, couldnt have put it better

  • @Johanmiami1
    @Johanmiami1 7 лет назад +667

    " Did you just drink from that water bottle Mr.Taylor?"
    Him - " ummm I wouldn't.....ummmm. Really... I don't actually know...... Michelle usually handles.... Umm all my hydrating....there's actually a water bottle board...or lemme rephrase that.... Umm hydration specialist.... I can get you the information after this.

    • @rosae.9836
      @rosae.9836 7 лет назад +5

      Johan Olarte lol

    • @acunny123
      @acunny123 7 лет назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @ace_Knows
      @ace_Knows 7 лет назад +26

      😂🤣😂🤣 Yo you stuuuupid.... I heard him sayin it as I was readin.. 👊

    • @SEEBEE345
      @SEEBEE345 6 лет назад +2

      Lmfaoooo

    • @MrsLWilliams
      @MrsLWilliams 6 лет назад +14

      😂😂😂Let's not be children, lol

  • @Closed4Businessallday
    @Closed4Businessallday 4 года назад +386

    Imagine Michelle sitting at home....minding her own business....and the DEA, IRS, FBI etc, all bust in off this guys bs 😂🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @alicemiriah
      @alicemiriah 4 года назад +13

      Lmao a mess!!!

    • @FrayJaeBen
      @FrayJaeBen 4 года назад +9

      😂😭😭😂😭😂😂

    • @debbietrego1540
      @debbietrego1540 4 года назад +21

      He sure gives Michelle a lot of clout as he throws her under the bus!

    • @bearded_wolverine3503
      @bearded_wolverine3503 4 года назад +8

      Except he was stuffing her with his sausage

    • @markmcknight2467
      @markmcknight2467 4 года назад +8

      Damian Bunting Now THAT would really be a big mess, and a shame for poor Michelle!

  • @j.sun-the-rapper5489
    @j.sun-the-rapper5489 3 месяца назад +18

    You ever come to this video, pause it and just read through the comments section and laugh hysterically with a profound sense of belonging to others who find this shit absolutely over the top entertaining. 😂🍿

  • @stephaniewilkins6891
    @stephaniewilkins6891 7 лет назад +1137

    This guy is so pissed off but he is trying to stay calm but every so often he gets sarcastic only to end up wrong yet again. This is horrible.

    • @rosae.9836
      @rosae.9836 7 лет назад +16

      Stephanie Wilkins So true!

    • @thalesewhite5519
      @thalesewhite5519 6 лет назад +10

      Stephanie Wilkins 😂😂😂

    • @chloet182
      @chloet182 6 лет назад +49

      Stephanie Wilkins when she pointed out that he was using the word proprietary wrong he watched to deck her...then was so embarrassed he went of on a bitchy sarcastic rant 😂 the WHOLE video he's tried to make her look stupid ..rolling eyes ect but. He can't because he's a well educated women (he probably feels she shouldn't be out of the kitchen at all) Then after being very professional and patient she points out his misuse of a word which to be fair he's done the whole time because I clearly isn't well educated he's red hot MAD can't take his own medicine

    • @robinwilson2491
      @robinwilson2491 6 лет назад +56

      Or when he tries to challenge her, he sounds and looks like a fool.

    • @PokeYourEyez
      @PokeYourEyez 6 лет назад +35

      It’s so funny when she lets him know he broke a law, he gets angry and accuses her, only to get caught in another lie lol

  • @ricg2121
    @ricg2121 5 лет назад +511

    This guy is so used to being the “smartest” and most respected guy in the room...so when he’s actually around truly educated/smart persons he clearly becomes uncomfortable.

    • @kawasakiwhiptwo5821
      @kawasakiwhiptwo5821 5 лет назад +26

      You're right R.G.
      he's use to being surrounded by sheep who only look up to him and don't question him. Most people like him don't believe a word of what they preach,they're only in it for the money they make from their congragations. Tax free by the way. SMH.

    • @lslpz96
      @lslpz96 5 лет назад +3

      people*

    • @NicoleKe
      @NicoleKe 4 года назад +12

      Let’s not be children.

    • @jonahdacrane6995
      @jonahdacrane6995 4 года назад +7

      Who is your Financial board? Michelle or I dont know.... lol what a DUMB F..K!

    • @drummerman1206
      @drummerman1206 4 года назад +35

      It’s cause she’s not pacific enough when she axes him questions.

  • @BestKateScenario
    @BestKateScenario 7 лет назад +731

    Did the Church pay for all the buses David Taylor threw Michelle under?

    • @rocachick860
      @rocachick860 6 лет назад +8

      kleeklai 😂😂😂😂

    • @ryanslapz
      @ryanslapz 6 лет назад +12

      ZINGGGG!!!.... GOT EEEEMMM

    • @ricoaztec1
      @ricoaztec1 6 лет назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jefferybrown332
      @jefferybrown332 6 лет назад +25

      Thrown under buses then "axed" to death. Poor Michelle!

    • @USAGEASTERMPLS
      @USAGEASTERMPLS 6 лет назад +29

      Dunno. Hafta ax Michelle.

  • @brandonhall4547
    @brandonhall4547 7 месяцев назад +16

    This is hands down the best videos on RUclips. If these are ever removed I will never be back to the internet

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 4 месяца назад

      @@brandonhall4547 absolutely 💯 % classics of the century all # 1 hits he is a complete moron.

  • @TheJasomwg
    @TheJasomwg 6 лет назад +142

    His entire deposition is summed up when he asked.."Does that make sense to you?"...her response..."Not much".

    • @TamaraGreer
      @TamaraGreer 5 лет назад +2

      It makes perfect sense. If you don't have the money to buy a car you lease or rent or make payments until it's paid or you have the money to pay the entire amt., correct?

    • @erickalocklear4911
      @erickalocklear4911 5 лет назад +3

      I hit the floor when she said that

    • @alejandroddumas
      @alejandroddumas 5 лет назад

      Exactly dumbass

  • @flipgsp
    @flipgsp 7 лет назад +128

    When he got mad, all of a sudden he had a mans voice lol.

  • @idwiw2314
    @idwiw2314 6 лет назад +592

    Anyone watching in 2018

  • @shannonmorrison1389
    @shannonmorrison1389 2 года назад +103

    He’s such a bully to his congregation, but was as meek as Mary’s little lamb in front this lawyer 😂

    • @arielramirez5841
      @arielramirez5841 Год назад +2

      HEY SHANNON UR ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!!

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад

      Pansy

    • @arntbauseg.slonesr4585
      @arntbauseg.slonesr4585 Год назад +2

      I said the same thing.

    • @cinereus3601
      @cinereus3601 Год назад

      Bruh@@arielramirez5841

    • @dyates6380
      @dyates6380 Год назад

      Sorry, but anyone in this clown's "congregation" deserves to be bullied for being so stupid to be there (as in the second time being anywhere near there) in the first place. If they heard this imbecile open his hole the first time and returned for more? No sympathy.

  • @michellem1235
    @michellem1235 5 лет назад +95

    “We can move on from this question”
    Lawyer proceeds to ask about the same thing 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +1

      RUclipsjunkie 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @CairoRipper
    @CairoRipper 5 лет назад +450

    I have a feeling "Michelle" is him in drag

  • @Aviators1234
    @Aviators1234 5 лет назад +999

    How many people think this guy should be in prison?

    • @shellybunce8741
      @shellybunce8741 5 лет назад +6

      ever castillo 🖐🏾

    • @lifeincali4781
      @lifeincali4781 5 лет назад +2

      ever castillo me me me!

    • @riokriok2863
      @riokriok2863 5 лет назад +5

      @@lifeincali4781 long time ego throws the keys away is a f rat but he likes vuiton and Versace

    • @debmoadd
      @debmoadd 5 лет назад +17

      Maybe under the prison...

    • @LB-tc3wj
      @LB-tc3wj 5 лет назад +7

      ever castillo he’s going to heaven anyways....he’s a great man and I have personally sent him thousands to help achieve Gods dream!!!.....JMMI is a honest Godly hustle.......he’s a beautiful man of God and deserves our money!!!!!

  • @blackmon8719
    @blackmon8719 2 года назад +70

    It’s “that time of the month” for me to watch this deposition again for the 637th time lol 😂

  • @georgesmart239
    @georgesmart239 7 лет назад +264

    This lady "Michelle" seems to do everything but testify at the deposition.

    • @kahlielynn9961
      @kahlielynn9961 6 лет назад +3

      She is crazy and worships him. She also believe she is a Prophet it’s actually pretty crazy stuff.

    • @richmartzeni946
      @richmartzeni946 6 лет назад +9

      George Smart one would start to wonder if this Michelle even exist, maybe it's his imaginary friend he blames for everything.

    • @MrsLWilliams
      @MrsLWilliams 6 лет назад +3

      Rich Martzeni As much as I agree she was there earlier but obviously had very little to say and left before cameras started rolling.

    • @154angel154
      @154angel154 6 лет назад +3

      WHEN are they going to TAKE DOWN this LYING SACK OF SHIT?!!!

    • @ceecee107
      @ceecee107 6 лет назад +3

      Ressa Cup well she going to hav to answer a lot of ques after his cause he basically says Michelle runs everything🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 #askmichelle

  • @bayarea1129
    @bayarea1129 5 лет назад +237

    I love how arrogant he gets when his attorney starts arguing.

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 года назад +20

      Let’s not be children.

    • @OttawaAndy
      @OttawaAndy 4 года назад +10

      @@daytonasayswhat9333 Oh yeah, he may as well have put his balls on the table after that comment. She's going to annihilate him.

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +1

      Daytona Says What?! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @NicoleKe
      @NicoleKe 4 года назад +4

      Gerri Johnson 😂😂😂 That’s what he said in another video.

    • @lilstorm7162
      @lilstorm7162 4 года назад +2

      His attorney is an idiot too

  • @Mrs.IndiYoung
    @Mrs.IndiYoung 4 года назад +357

    This "man's" worst enemy is his grasp of the English language.

    • @jz8112
      @jz8112 4 года назад +11

      His answer about that either in this video or a diff one-
      "I'm from da south , it's how I talk, it ain't that serious"

    • @Mrs.IndiYoung
      @Mrs.IndiYoung 4 года назад +6

      @@jz8112; watch me Nae Nae

    • @dejacreacts4964
      @dejacreacts4964 4 года назад +7

      Lol if he was doing a lie detector test the machine would explode

    • @loopyguy6306
      @loopyguy6306 4 года назад +2

      Mrs. Indi Young got me rolling rn

    • @arerestmeredgt
      @arerestmeredgt 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, and hes laughing at the female lawyer when he should be crying in embarrassment over how ignorant he sounds.

  • @chrisalvarez6060
    @chrisalvarez6060 2 года назад +45

    This could easily be ranked #1 on Netflix

  • @Shonuffinman
    @Shonuffinman 4 года назад +417

    "She's an administrator?"
    Yes, she's the adminstrator that administrates the administration administratively as the administration administrator.
    "She's an executive?"
    Yes, she executes the execution executively as the executive executioner.

    • @Ketzaleh
      @Ketzaleh 4 года назад +8

      Deception Slayer 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ocho1992
      @Ocho1992 4 года назад +5

      😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @mauricerobinson3184
      @mauricerobinson3184 4 года назад +5

      🤣🤣😂

    • @riseandshine.2171
      @riseandshine.2171 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂..this fool

    • @brandonjones6448
      @brandonjones6448 4 года назад +4

      Oh man🤦🏾‍♂️.... this has to be the funny interview I've heard in a way

  • @jetjock8079
    @jetjock8079 4 года назад +198

    “I can’t accurately speak””
    Only true sentence spoken by the apostle

  • @FoodieBeautyStan
    @FoodieBeautyStan 7 лет назад +721

    "Maybe I should rephrase, since you are tripping over that."

    • @ddll6709
      @ddll6709 7 лет назад +51

      GalCharlotte that statement was gold lol

    • @danapatilloytf2024
      @danapatilloytf2024 7 лет назад +19

      lmaooo right

    • @itsme-ty1pt
      @itsme-ty1pt 7 лет назад +73

      Spoken like a true man of god

    • @ace_Knows
      @ace_Knows 7 лет назад +33

      I was rollin 🤣😂

    • @itsme-ty1pt
      @itsme-ty1pt 7 лет назад +91

      GalCharlotte He wasn't Pacific enough

  • @gabrielwatson1415
    @gabrielwatson1415 10 месяцев назад +60

    😂 “it’s proprietary” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 “that’s not what that word means”…. “Well it don’t matter, you know what I meant” 😂 whew chile… this is hilarious!!!

    • @charlieduren7837
      @charlieduren7837 7 месяцев назад +3

      😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @EasyCall717
      @EasyCall717 5 месяцев назад +5

      my guy is just talking outta his ass

    • @msmee0079
      @msmee0079 5 месяцев назад +2

      😂I woke my baby up laughing so loud at that part 😂

    • @Dcampbell334
      @Dcampbell334 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 4 месяца назад

      @@EasyCall717 he’s all ass head to the toes he can’t see

  • @samuelstoner5651
    @samuelstoner5651 4 года назад +123

    I can't believe the "Apostle" told the attorney conducting the deposition "Let's not be children." He has monumental nerve!

    • @copper067
      @copper067 4 года назад +15

      Samuel Stoner That’s because he has narcissistic personality disorder

    • @JIE77777
      @JIE77777 Год назад +1

      The attorney keeps asking him the same question as if he is going to change his answer. Move on lady. Smh

    • @JIE77777
      @JIE77777 Год назад

      She's annoying and doesn't seem that bright.

    • @cindyp1337
      @cindyp1337 Месяц назад +1

      Sir, I'm so on the floor rolling in laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheWarnberg
    @TheWarnberg 5 лет назад +103

    “Let’s not be children” 😂
    Says a dude who apparently knows nothing and attests to having zero responsibility in his own ministry

    • @jerseypointguard5480
      @jerseypointguard5480 5 лет назад +3

      And he insulted her by calling her a child AFTER He miss defined a word and like a black bitch he says " well, you know what I mean "

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +3

      🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 года назад

      Thanks, Captain Obvious.

  • @zbl1991
    @zbl1991 3 года назад +218

    I wish I could see everyone else’s face in the room 😂

  • @vintagevictoria
    @vintagevictoria 2 года назад +80

    This guy hasn't the slightest inkling how life works. It's fascinating, comical, and infuriating all at the same time. Also, who takes sips of water that small?! 😂🤣😂🤣

    • @Mrtroygordon
      @Mrtroygordon Год назад +9

      I heard he had that same bottle for the whole duration of the trail

    • @vintagevictoria
      @vintagevictoria Год назад

      @@Mrtroygordon 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад +2

      Bottom less bottle of water trying to hide the lying no smarts only Farts

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад +2

      Trying to cover the guilt

    • @mikemorales8627
      @mikemorales8627 Год назад +6

      Axe Michelle she will give you a more pacific answer☝️

  • @LayLoow
    @LayLoow 5 лет назад +199

    I rather watch this than some of the stuff on Netflix

    • @lifeincali4781
      @lifeincali4781 5 лет назад +6

      Me too it’s exciting to see him humiliate himself

    • @f.heightsmusicofficialpage2238
      @f.heightsmusicofficialpage2238 5 лет назад

      Me Right Now

    • @beautifulbiobaku5608
      @beautifulbiobaku5608 5 лет назад +2

      When I feel I need a good laugh I watch this bs. I can't believe anyone gave this guy a penny he is full of shit and where is Michelle? The Residental center is his mansion the man drives a Bentley Mercedes and a Range Rover he is a scam artist it's really sad but entertaining at the same time.

    • @bullet430
      @bullet430 5 лет назад

      He is such a liar. He doesn't know anything.....God help the people he is "leading"! He has no right to try to lead others and do you believe that this man has " so many people who work for him"? I'm sorry, but a certificate in culinary arts does not qualify one to tell others about God. God help him in this mess!

    • @juliannah5721
      @juliannah5721 5 лет назад

      @Victor Magdaleno ruclips.net/p/PLkYnoyJxgUM6FosUjqyhD581yd14lQ67F
      I think that's all of it...

  • @omiaht
    @omiaht 7 лет назад +80

    This is an example of what the bible has warned us about "False Prophets"

    • @brocko9696
      @brocko9696 6 лет назад +2

      It’s so scary to read that and know it’s the truth. Gives me chills

    • @lessummers5738
      @lessummers5738 Месяц назад +1

      100 percent yes it is

  • @sebastianperna74
    @sebastianperna74 6 лет назад +477

    Being this guy's lawyer must be an absolute nightmare

    • @yessywilliams9610
      @yessywilliams9610 6 лет назад +32

      His lawyer needs a shock collar for him

    • @MrShabo509
      @MrShabo509 6 лет назад +24

      Who said the lawyer job need to be easy, he has to work for his money

    • @lisawilds751
      @lisawilds751 6 лет назад +22

      Sebastian Perna : it doesn’t sound like they prepared for this depo at all!!

    • @Carp5586
      @Carp5586 6 лет назад +10

      I’m sure he’s high dollar. He may sound like he’s trying to protect Taylor’s rights, but any logical human being should realize he’s full of shit.

    • @briannotafan3368
      @briannotafan3368 6 лет назад +13

      ill bet the guy stinks to high heaven

  • @michealryan9664
    @michealryan9664 Год назад +17

    “See I got a checking and a savings, all the moneys in my savings. Its gonna take 3-5 business days to switch it over so I can’t give the money back”😂

  • @epicgamingscenes
    @epicgamingscenes 5 лет назад +183

    This is how I speak to my gf when she catches me in a lie

    • @sungod-ceejay3209
      @sungod-ceejay3209 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂boom

    • @sungod-ceejay3209
      @sungod-ceejay3209 4 года назад +2

      Now thats funny

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +1

      😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @brettski2532
      @brettski2532 4 года назад +4

      Epic Gaming scenes • You just say, “Ask Michelle. She handles that part of the ministry.”

    • @Venus_ismy_realname
      @Venus_ismy_realname 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @airborne8145
    @airborne8145 3 года назад +113

    This deposition should be nominated first for the best situation comedy for the Oscars
    For 1 hour & 20 minutes I can't stop laughing
    Let the fun begin
    😂

  • @Knottnotnaught
    @Knottnotnaught 4 года назад +267

    I can't stand his pompous deceitful attitude. Makes me sad that people turn to him for spiritual direction. Clearly he is a slithering serpent.

    • @skyvision7363
      @skyvision7363 4 года назад +7

      I went down "The Apostles" a##hole ( rabbit hole ) for a whole week. And it's bad. f******* BAD. It's a mix of Warren Jeffs and Jim Jones. I should make a summary. It's gonna be an essay though.

    • @lbu9542
      @lbu9542 3 года назад +9

      @@skyvision7363 wow, if you ever did a video about your experience, I would listen. It is so sad to me that people give their hard earned money to this man thinking they are blessing a ministry. He is a snake.

    • @lbu9542
      @lbu9542 3 года назад +3

      I so agree with you.

    • @skyvision7363
      @skyvision7363 3 года назад +2

      @@lbu9542 I've been thinking about it a lot. It would take a while because he has been a snake since he started at 19. I have to say allegedly since RUclips has a sue party these days. 😁

    • @francistamara2
      @francistamara2 3 года назад

      Yes but hey at least your cute so there is that

  • @nancyrhodes913
    @nancyrhodes913 Год назад +142

    "Maybe I ought to rephrase that since you're trippin' over that" 🤣

  • @dyminntouch
    @dyminntouch 3 года назад +78

    Years later I come back to this video to help me relax after a long day of work and fall asleep.

    • @rags2riches938
      @rags2riches938 2 года назад +5

      Because it’s so proprietory!

    • @Killz89130
      @Killz89130 2 года назад +1

      Yo that is what I’m doing at this very moment

    • @Killz89130
      @Killz89130 2 года назад +1

      @@rags2riches938 that’s not what that word means..well you know it because you defined it so you know what I mean and so does Michelle so let’s not be children 😂

  •  4 года назад +145

    His lawyer thinking “ why the hell didn’t I become a doctor “

    • @jessica19617
      @jessica19617 4 года назад +4

      So the attorney that’s questioning him is his attorney? Huh?!

    •  4 года назад +5

      No but his attorney is thinking I have a fool for a client

    • @andresmedinawajgmail9492
      @andresmedinawajgmail9492 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @arerestmeredgt
      @arerestmeredgt 3 года назад

      @ Yeah, hes a total MENSA-reject.

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤩😂😂

  • @markmayo7397
    @markmayo7397 7 лет назад +327

    When is Michelle giving her deposition? I can't wait to see that.

    • @janetr1633
      @janetr1633 6 лет назад +39

      Mark Mayo .. No kidding. She seems to have all the answers. 😂 🤥

    • @deanpuma5472
      @deanpuma5472 6 лет назад +55

      Bet she'd say ask david hahah

    • @debraclinkscale6576
      @debraclinkscale6576 6 лет назад +5

      Word

    • @heavensangels1849
      @heavensangels1849 6 лет назад +21

      Yeaaaaa let's ax Michelle 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justice4da97
      @justice4da97 6 лет назад +2

      @@heavensangels1849 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SinisterMud
    @SinisterMud 6 месяцев назад +23

    The smirk on his face when his lawyer defends him is very telling!

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 5 месяцев назад +3

      Slimmer from Ghostbusters

    • @westwind324
      @westwind324 2 месяца назад

      When he said "you're not listening", when he said "hols your horses"... I get super irked on behalf of the lady lawyer.

  • @tracytollefson4496
    @tracytollefson4496 6 лет назад +233

    Lawyer: can you name the 10 commandments?
    David: Ummm.....well....umm....you’d have to ask Michelle, she’s the one who knows what I know.....she’s on the board that handles my knowledge

  • @IH34RTZ0MB13
    @IH34RTZ0MB13 5 лет назад +160

    No lie i used this to fall asleep and it worked 💤👀😂😂😂

    • @lifeincali4781
      @lifeincali4781 5 лет назад +5

      Martin Rodriguez I’m trying it hope it’s as good as ambian

    • @SB-md4tt
      @SB-md4tt 5 лет назад +4

      Omg ! Me too! It worked! Weird !

    • @SB-md4tt
      @SB-md4tt 5 лет назад +2

      Life in Cali lol

    • @Amenta013
      @Amenta013 5 лет назад +2

      Same

    • @ericaz6249
      @ericaz6249 5 лет назад +4

      A little deposition ASMR

  • @Selvan_
    @Selvan_ 5 лет назад +77

    Started a pattern of watching this when I go to bed. Best night time story 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 5 лет назад +1

      Selvan Mnguni 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dougprishpreed1
      @dougprishpreed1 4 года назад +1

      fell asleep to it about a week ago, have put it on before bed every night since

    • @hnrresidentialservicesinc6768
      @hnrresidentialservicesinc6768 4 года назад +1

      Me too

    • @hapymark123
      @hapymark123 4 года назад +1

      I really wonder WHY this is so effective for falling asleep? I've used it too. Crazy. Interrogations/depositions period but this one particularly

    • @RoycesRant
      @RoycesRant 4 года назад +1

      Selvan Mnguni meee tooooo lol

  • @rickyc664
    @rickyc664 6 месяцев назад +18

    Still watching on May 19, 2024

  • @robinwilson2491
    @robinwilson2491 4 года назад +76

    I let my staff handle that while I'm out spending Debbie Frazier's money on cutting the Mercedes into a limo, buying Gucci belts for $5,000, fixing the swimming pool for $6,000, buying Louis Vuitton suits, you know, cause Macy's don't have the suits I wear. Also, being chauffeured in Debbie's car so I don't have to use the other cars she paid for --- that being the Mercedes, BMW and Range Rover... Well, I don't know, ax Michelle.

  • @bigaschwing2296
    @bigaschwing2296 5 лет назад +382

    When the lawyers argue he looks like a child that doesn’t understand what his parents are arguing about 🤣 😆 😂

    • @aaronhawkins4684
      @aaronhawkins4684 5 лет назад +5

      LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @aaronhawkins4684
      @aaronhawkins4684 5 лет назад +8

      He doesn't especially when they are smarter than him

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 года назад +1

      Lol. For sure.

    • @truthmanifestingtruth
      @truthmanifestingtruth 4 года назад +14

      And this is actually in his best interest since he was able to leave there and continue his hustle without interruption.

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +1

      😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abbynormal9050
    @abbynormal9050 7 лет назад +324

    His complete inability to provide a straight forward answer makes it clear he's lying.

    • @abbynormal9050
      @abbynormal9050 7 лет назад +16

      Digitalbumpin I see where ur coming from, but he can't even give a straight answer to simple questions. There's hesitation in every response.

    • @jlordalmighty5352
      @jlordalmighty5352 7 лет назад +6

      Digitalbumpin lol straight up

    • @mixer14316
      @mixer14316 7 лет назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing. He is not a very good lying witness. Piece of trash.

    • @stewmeat92
      @stewmeat92 7 лет назад +1

      Alissa Nicole that's how liars are that are not prepared for this type of stuff

    • @ace_Knows
      @ace_Knows 7 лет назад +12

      Before you make a comment like that, speak to Michelle and make sure it’s ackeritt ....

  • @alexk4044
    @alexk4044 8 месяцев назад +15

    Anybody in 2024 ?

  • @sintony69
    @sintony69 7 лет назад +746

    Mr Taylor DId you eat the Donut???? AH...EHH....WELL.....NOT REALLY.... I JUST TOOK ONE BITE....AND THEN YOU KNOW.....CONTINUED TO TAKE MANY BITES UNTIL IT DISAPPEARD AND NOW YOU CAN SAY ITS IN MY STOMACH.....BUT NO I DID NOT EAT IT LIKE YOU ARE SAYING, I WOULD SAY ITS IN MY STOMACH

    • @DM-mj8nr
      @DM-mj8nr 6 лет назад +54

      Oscar Rios ...so then you ate the donut?
      OH OF COURSE. EXACTLY (chews lips clean off his own face)

    • @jeanettejmp
      @jeanettejmp 6 лет назад +31

      Lol that's perfect sounds like something he would say tho 😂😂🙌🏼

    • @michaelfowler5760
      @michaelfowler5760 6 лет назад +49

      Did you eat the donut Mr. Taylor?
      Ummm...I'm not sure. I have people that handle that stuff for me...the board members. So, you are going to have to ask them.

    • @DM-mj8nr
      @DM-mj8nr 6 лет назад +40

      matthew whitten ok....well, who is on the board?
      like i say, you’ll need to axe michelle about that. instead of me giving you...innackurat pacifics, i’d just rather tell you i don’t know.

    • @michaelfowler5760
      @michaelfowler5760 6 лет назад +25

      Dan M lmao@ innakurate pacifics.

  • @chefjohnathankitchen8896
    @chefjohnathankitchen8896 4 года назад +182

    The way this guy talks about having “staff” take care of everything reminds me of how my cat may talk about me...

  • @gcoyne8078
    @gcoyne8078 5 лет назад +381

    This has to be in line for a netflix documentary

    • @mamabear107
      @mamabear107 4 года назад +5

      I’m so hoping it is! 😂😂😂😂

    • @okami6
      @okami6 4 года назад +8

      with the exception that the prosperity pimp receives NO MONEY

    • @gcoyne8078
      @gcoyne8078 4 года назад +3

      @@okami6 Michelle deserves his fee

    • @BlackcatTarot
      @BlackcatTarot 4 года назад +5

      That would be so good!!!!! I would love to see it.

    • @Chapoyh
      @Chapoyh 4 года назад +5

      As long as we get Craig Robinson as The Apostle

  • @wolfgangk1
    @wolfgangk1 Год назад +24

    CLASSIC GOLD 💣
    45:09 It's "PROPRIATORY" Not only is he saying it wrongly, the word he's trying to say means the complete opposite of what he thinks (or what I think he's trying to say)

  • @vwgolf6487
    @vwgolf6487 4 года назад +316

    I hate how he smiles and nods his head in agreement when his lawyer steps in, even chiming in with his own opinion.

    • @DsgSleazy
      @DsgSleazy 4 года назад +9

      Exactly tf does he think he's here for

    • @klcisthebest1
      @klcisthebest1 4 года назад +18

      Like he knows what is going on!😂 boy stop giving that north and south, multiple syllable words are beyond your understanding.

    • @SandraLily2
      @SandraLily2 4 года назад +9

      Right? Like he actually understands what the eff is going on 😂😂😂

    • @comehomeshannon4915
      @comehomeshannon4915 4 года назад +12

      It’s disrespectful 🤡🤡🤡

    • @cocochanel1399
      @cocochanel1399 3 года назад +8

      Hey, I requested, and the MO Court granted me permission to attend the JMMI / David Taylor case conference hearing via zoom March 12, 2021 about the residential center lawsuit. I’ll record/release another legal breakdown video

  • @nuggetdoozy7831
    @nuggetdoozy7831 5 лет назад +368

    Anyone rewatching in 2019 for a good laugh?

  • @tonyawest1691
    @tonyawest1691 4 года назад +252

    I watch this once a month when I’m sad and depressed and need a good laugh. This foolery is hilarious

    • @myengovender1318
      @myengovender1318 3 года назад +2

      Tonya. Just found this. Love it! Similar to our politicians in beautiful South Africa 😁

    • @davidallen6970
      @davidallen6970 3 года назад +2

      the pastor is so awful, i agree i go back because he is such a swine never fails to entertain and i watch it many times. its so ludicrous. staggering.

    • @mango8918
      @mango8918 3 года назад +2

      I can only watch this once because it makes me depressed. I can't believe that he has anyone who believes his crap and gives him money. He's supposed to be representing God but as best I can tell, he's doing a damn good job of portraying the devil. I've got to compliment the attorney who's conducting this deposition because I would be pulling out my hair just listening to this garbage. A person who herds cats would have an easier time of it.

    • @DavidETaylorComedyChannel
      @DavidETaylorComedyChannel 3 года назад

      Check out more recent footage of this clown on my channel…He’s still “preaching” and lying and begging for money…He’s being sued for breach of contract by Harold C. Lewis, owner of the “Residential Center”, and the hearing is scheduled for DEC 2021.

    • @aleks0_o879
      @aleks0_o879 3 года назад +2

      I watch this as a daily morning routine on my drive back from work. it's comedy

  • @edwardlewis8786
    @edwardlewis8786 8 месяцев назад +3

    I don't know why, but I'm addicted to it. I watch it everyday, haven't missed a day in a year, since I started watching it. It's the funniest thing ever

  • @r2k919
    @r2k919 6 лет назад +93

    Here in 2018 still tryna scoop all of michelle from under the bus

  • @WhaattUpp
    @WhaattUpp 5 лет назад +169

    Michelle can now add "Crash test dummy" to her incredibly diverse and impressive job titles after all the buses shes been thrown under.

    • @Mark-bo7pb
      @Mark-bo7pb 4 года назад +2

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @swearenginjs
      @swearenginjs 4 года назад +1

      😂😂

    • @mikexxxmilly
      @mikexxxmilly 4 года назад +3

      I’d be mad af if I were those women lol he’s snitching hard

    • @anishnewton100
      @anishnewton100 4 года назад +1

      But he tried to protect Lamarcia McDonald for some reason 😆

    • @daveb.4460
      @daveb.4460 4 года назад +1

      Anish Newton Gee - I wonder why!!

  • @mizscoleman
    @mizscoleman 6 лет назад +74

    I bet his lawyers hate working with him, but money is money.

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 5 лет назад +4

      mizscoleman Mayne they see it as a challenge.

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +1

      🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂😀😀😀😀

  • @mrcnbmbrooks
    @mrcnbmbrooks 10 месяцев назад +187

    👇🏿 who else still watching in 2024

    • @nancyrhodes913
      @nancyrhodes913 6 месяцев назад +4

      Still..it never gets old! One of my favorite lines among many "Let's not be children"
      Bwhahahaha

    • @JessicaJones-np8pj
      @JessicaJones-np8pj 6 месяцев назад +5

      May 2024 😂

    • @rickyc664
      @rickyc664 6 месяцев назад +5

      Then he says on his broadcasts that this video was chopped up. I don't know how since there is a clock showing the time down to the second at the bottom of the video.

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 5 месяцев назад

      In shackles punished for what this evil 👿 lard ass has done to people ruined a lot of lives.

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 5 месяцев назад

      We haven’t seen or heard anything about the walrus. I hope all the kids are out of that evil 👿 hotel. That place probably reeks of 💩from his maxi pads.

  • @BebeBijou
    @BebeBijou 6 лет назад +370

    Even his hairline is running from the truth.

    • @acquilliahawthorne3750
      @acquilliahawthorne3750 6 лет назад +4

      This is a little to much i crack up everytime he speak of his board i've never witness anything like this before his feet is really under %he fire .I just really wonder about his church and membership.

    • @janeherman2394
      @janeherman2394 6 лет назад

      Lol 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @tbmelly4562
      @tbmelly4562 6 лет назад +1

      🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Michelle did a great job with his hair

    • @2virginhair974
      @2virginhair974 6 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣 I'm weak off this

    • @kremdollaholla
      @kremdollaholla 6 лет назад +2

      OminousDesires. 😁😁😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😆😆 BEST COMMENT IN HERE... GOOD EYES GIRL.. LOL😂

  • @bronwyngordon5238
    @bronwyngordon5238 6 лет назад +46

    I dont know if im happy I stumbled across this 😂😂 im so addicted😱. I dont know what it is about this depositions that I keep in keep on clicking on them....and the comments ARE THEE BEST!! I stayed up until 3am watching this! I sounded like a crazy person giggling uncontrollably at the comments in the early hours of the morning 🙈
    But I guess "ya gotta ax Michelle, she would know, she deals with my early hours of the morning shenanigans😂"
    I AM SO ADDICTED🙈HOW DO I STOP?? Please help!

    • @geraldinemark1558
      @geraldinemark1558 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @D.Antony
      @D.Antony 5 лет назад +1

      Only Michelle can help you. No one else. Michelle, and only Michelle.

    • @deydeyent.8844
      @deydeyent.8844 5 лет назад

      Bronwyn Gordon sme😂

    • @Joybee-nx4pj
      @Joybee-nx4pj 5 лет назад +2

      Bronwyn Gordon..I'm addicted too..that's "ackrit."..😆😆😆

    • @shellybunce8741
      @shellybunce8741 5 лет назад

      Bronwyn Gordon 😂

  • @stephaniewilkins6891
    @stephaniewilkins6891 7 лет назад +171

    JMMI needs a federal audit done. This attorney is good and she totally got him on his payroll and W2's being inconsistent.

    • @ace_Knows
      @ace_Knows 7 лет назад +3

      Stephanie Wilkins Got him on more than a few..

    • @janetr1633
      @janetr1633 6 лет назад +16

      Stephanie Wilkins ... He’s rolling in millions due to the tax exempt status Megachurches use. Like Scientology. And a Federal audit would kill this dude!! He has a lot of people drinking his Kool-aid. 😡😫

    • @debraclinkscale6576
      @debraclinkscale6576 6 лет назад +11

      It is time to roll back that religious exemption.... Since the church wants to hustle and play politics, they need to lose that exemption status.

    • @boxtop100
      @boxtop100 6 лет назад +4

      It won't matter these Charletons are protected by powerful Republican Congressmen and Senators that will ensure that no legislation is passed that could possibly curtail the religious scams around this nation. There is a reason why all religious organizations are exempt from paying taxes. If churches, mosque, synagogues etc. were taxed we would run a surplus every year.

    • @bluwater1422
      @bluwater1422 2 года назад +1

      @@debraclinkscale6576 I agree 💯

  • @billiejean4424
    @billiejean4424 Месяц назад +3

    "Does that make sense?"
    "You tell me if it makes sense."
    😂😂
    FIrst time ever watching these videos in 2024.

    • @PweeBurntPizza
      @PweeBurntPizza Месяц назад

      Me too. I've been hooked on this for the past week. This is my new ASMR.

  • @juliajones3925
    @juliajones3925 3 года назад +179

    When the prosecutor said ,"That's not what that word means." I almost threw my phone out the window...😭😭

    • @sunnyboknow
      @sunnyboknow 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Prettydd
      @Prettydd 3 года назад +3

      @carlos bond I can’t stand a RUclips know it all

    • @XxRosexX96
      @XxRosexX96 3 года назад +7

      45:18

    • @DavidETaylorComedyChannel
      @DavidETaylorComedyChannel 3 года назад +9

      Check out more recent footage of this clown on my channel…He’s still “preaching” and lying and begging for money…He’s being sued for breach of contract by Harold C. Lewis, owner of the “Residential Center”, and the hearing is scheduled for DEC 2021.

    • @phyllisfeliciano5883
      @phyllisfeliciano5883 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

  • @Will008
    @Will008 4 года назад +336

    You can tell that he’s not use to anyone questioning him.

  • @JessicaWilliamsakawifey
    @JessicaWilliamsakawifey 5 лет назад +100

    The whole "firefighter “ dialogue has me completely decreased 😂😂😂

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +1

      Jessica Williams 🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 года назад +19

      “Decreased?” You sound like you’ve been hanging out with David Taylor.

    • @JessicaWilliamsakawifey
      @JessicaWilliamsakawifey 4 года назад +37

      Daytona Says What?! LOL I didn’t even realize I did that! Autocorrect... but it does sound like something he’d say! 😂
      *sips water*
      *bites lip*
      *in quiet baby voice* “I’m from the country, we say decreased”

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 4 года назад +3

      Jessica Williams lol

    • @NicoleKe
      @NicoleKe 4 года назад +2

      Jessica Williams 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GravityLeaks
    @GravityLeaks 11 месяцев назад +15

    I love how he tries to sound like he understands the legal talk

  • @DingusTheGenius
    @DingusTheGenius 5 лет назад +79

    I would contribute to the Go Fund Me to subpoena Michelle Brannon.

    • @yoyolove3296
      @yoyolove3296 3 года назад

      I help pay dor anythibg in. This trial evil thieves when goodmen do nothing

  • @luckiestcharm
    @luckiestcharm 6 лет назад +63

    my new phrase when people ask me something i don’t wanna admit to: “i’m really not sure. the board handles that. you’ll need to axe michelle about it.”

    • @yessywilliams9610
      @yessywilliams9610 6 лет назад +6

      Think we need to make tshirts🤣🤣🤣

    • @luckiestcharm
      @luckiestcharm 6 лет назад

      Yessy Williams 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @marsha-madness-super-badness
      @marsha-madness-super-badness 6 лет назад +2

      I know two Michelle's and I will definitely be incorporating his bullshit into my lingo, along with "Mexican's got on boots".
      We need t-shirts, water bottles, pens, the whole thing.

    • @Smeet9
      @Smeet9 6 лет назад +1

      im so weak

    • @antiamccutcheon9450
      @antiamccutcheon9450 6 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂 You can ask Michelle😂😂😂😂😂 Michelle gonna need a lawyer, I hoped she watched this. Jesus flip the table and fix his hairine.

  • @ace_Knows
    @ace_Knows 7 лет назад +88

    He threw Michelle under the street, that was under the bus.. 🤦‍♂️

    • @itsme-ty1pt
      @itsme-ty1pt 6 лет назад +2

      OnlyTheRealest_ Ace LOL yeah he did! 🚞

    • @ace_Knows
      @ace_Knows 6 лет назад

      its me Lol 🤦‍♂️

  • @Ms.Delphine1204
    @Ms.Delphine1204 2 года назад +4

    Some of the best entertainment RUclips has to offer 😂. It’s his attempts at sarcasm and trying to be condescending for me! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @yessywilliams9610
    @yessywilliams9610 6 лет назад +128

    Why are there no memes of this foolishness? Sorry let me ax Michele

    • @tbmelly4562
      @tbmelly4562 6 лет назад +9

      Is destiny your daughter?? I'm not sure ask Michelle she named my kids I have a board of kids

    • @t99155
      @t99155 6 лет назад +1

      Your sexy asf Yessy

    • @tbmelly4562
      @tbmelly4562 6 лет назад +1

      This is all personal btw

    • @paulthomas5860
      @paulthomas5860 5 лет назад +2

      Yessy Williams This video IS the meme, sadly.

    • @beerhippie777
      @beerhippie777 5 лет назад

      hahahahahahaaaahahahahhaaaaahahahahahhahahahahahaaaaaha.. hilarious!!!!

  • @quezbot3663
    @quezbot3663 5 лет назад +91

    This guy know he is lying, she knows he is lying, the lawyers in the room knows he is lying, and Mitchell know he is lying.

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 4 года назад +4

      Quezbot Entertainment 🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂😂

    • @memberofthelambily1340
      @memberofthelambily1340 4 года назад +5

      They keep saying her comments are inappropriate when HES THE ASSHOLE RIPPING OFF EVERYBODY AND THEY MOTHER AND GETTING OFF SCOTT FREE UNTIL NOW

    • @NicoleKe
      @NicoleKe 4 года назад +4

      Who is Mitchell? You blew it. Michelle

    • @mmodnao
      @mmodnao 4 года назад +3

      Axe her.

    • @NicoleKe
      @NicoleKe 4 года назад +2

      @@mmodnao WE DID. She didn't know.

  • @optiKalismo
    @optiKalismo 7 лет назад +117

    ....can't really trust anyone who pronounces the 'S' in illinois, lol

    • @tuneshiaroach7393
      @tuneshiaroach7393 6 лет назад +3

      optiKalismo I was just about to say that

    • @daytonasayswhat9333
      @daytonasayswhat9333 6 лет назад +1

      That's pretty funny

    • @urinedanger1008
      @urinedanger1008 6 лет назад +1

      I pronounce it with a 's' but I'm not from America tho haha

    • @debraclinkscale6576
      @debraclinkscale6576 6 лет назад

      He probably says washer as well... dumb shit...

    • @singhshobhini
      @singhshobhini 6 лет назад

      @@tuneshiaroach7393 --yeah. me too. this man is a riot! dont know whats funnier--this ass in the video or the lmao comments here. damn-- wish i knew what happens to him?

  • @tonyaviles5308
    @tonyaviles5308 5 месяцев назад +6

    I swear this never gets old 😂😂😂

  • @rodallredd7464
    @rodallredd7464 4 года назад +422

    I literally watch this every other day.

  • @NicoleKe
    @NicoleKe 4 года назад +75

    He said he couldn’t “ackratly” speak and I believe this is the only truthful comment.

    • @OG-S1158
      @OG-S1158 3 года назад +1

      hahahahahhahahahaahha Keisha , im DEAD !!!!! lol

  • @YouKnowWhereYouWentWrong
    @YouKnowWhereYouWentWrong 4 года назад +297

    For someone who is for all intents and purposes a public speaker, this man's grammar is absolutely atrocious.

    • @dejeriyoung9872
      @dejeriyoung9872 3 года назад +14

      It's the subject verb agreement for me 🥴

    • @leviboswell9510
      @leviboswell9510 3 года назад +12

      Lmao an illiterate Public speaker 🤣🤣

    • @Cindy-cj8bw
      @Cindy-cj8bw 3 года назад +5

      @@leviboswell9510 LOL exactly right! Maybe it's me, but as soon as I hear the word AXE being used instead of ASK, our conversation is over! Who in the world would take this idiot seriously AND give him money???!! WOW

    • @gentlemensacademy4420
      @gentlemensacademy4420 3 года назад +18

      Axe = ask
      Acrizations = accusations
      Newkular = nuclear
      Reptible = reputable
      Overwhamming = overwhelming
      Conferdent = confident
      Molekeler = molecular
      Fim = film
      L.A.D. Screen = LED screen
      Karcasion = Caucasian
      Ethniss = ethnic
      Resippikate = reciprocate
      Pressicute = persecute
      Cheyenne West = Kanye West
      Rem = realm
      DecapiCATED = decapitated
      Perpel = propel
      Do = does
      Allocated = I bought
      Sew = donate
      Seed = donation
      Fortifying = he has no idea
      Forging = he has no idea
      Prissipality = principality
      Meffis = Memphis
      Letharjickness = lethargy
      Viggeration = invigoration
      Astro-projection = astral-projection
      Hiatus = this didn’t make any sense
      Inevitububly = inevitably
      Pessilint = pestilence
      Pleggs = plagues
      Mosanic = mosaic
      Covit = Covid
      Pammoramic = panoramic
      Enfeminem = effeminate
      Burf = birthed
      Illi-noissss = Illinois (silent “S”)
      “The war has already been postponed but we don’t want just postponed, we want it to be completely “demoralized”…stopped”

    • @Cindy-cj8bw
      @Cindy-cj8bw 3 года назад +5

      @@gentlemensacademy4420 LMAO!!! He has an associates degree though! LOL This man is the embodiment of a HOT MESS!

  • @iambeautiful4973
    @iambeautiful4973 2 года назад +17

    He doesn’t realize how dumb he looks up there smilin!😂He Loved watching the attorney’s go at it cause it took the focus off of his sorry A**!😂🤣

  • @LexiBandGeek
    @LexiBandGeek 4 года назад +165

    "She's a fireman... fire... person (?)"
    "A firefighter?"
    "If that's what you wanna call it" lmao and then his lawyer backs him up "fire PERSON" 😂😂😂

    • @cherrybomb3713
      @cherrybomb3713 4 года назад +16

      And they still got it wrong. It's just fire fighter. No one says " My job? I'ma fireperson yeah."

    • @sheritadavis9228
      @sheritadavis9228 3 года назад +3

      @carlos bond that infuriated me the sarcasm and low balling made him look FOOLISH

    • @bankruptbritain6103
      @bankruptbritain6103 3 года назад

      That lawyer is such a snake

    • @JuanRuiz-ji6ug
      @JuanRuiz-ji6ug 3 года назад

      What min?

  • @maureenwright3470
    @maureenwright3470 4 года назад +174

    This lawyer is 🔥🔥😂 she should make her own t.v show doing depositions, I bet she would get millions of fans.

    • @kitrichardson5573
      @kitrichardson5573 4 года назад +15

      She is really good. I’m not sure what she’s trying to accomplish here, but if her goal was to make “The Prophet” look like a weasel and a scoundrel, she succeeded magnificently.

    • @girlfriday4095
      @girlfriday4095 4 года назад +4

      I’d love her. I’d hire her, corporate attorney background she’s good and ball braker. Michelle give the good up on Deborah! Damn he bout to drop her ip:. What’s with this Debbie frasier ?

    • @DanielCombs-qf8iu
      @DanielCombs-qf8iu 4 года назад +1

      anyone can make this guy look like an ass...but she is good

    • @victorkenarsy3024
      @victorkenarsy3024 4 года назад +2

      She’s ain’t that good because this video didn’t do him much damage and I can’t find much on any rulings

    • @candyc313
      @candyc313 4 года назад +1

      @@villy4556 damn i totally avoided googling this to find out the outcome 😒

  • @melanielindsey4205
    @melanielindsey4205 7 лет назад +107

    Wait did he say "Since your TRIPPING OVER THAT" This is too much lol

    • @janetr1633
      @janetr1633 6 лет назад +2

      Melanie Lindsey .. 😂.

    • @debraclinkscale6576
      @debraclinkscale6576 6 лет назад +6

      I know I am tripping over his dumb ass...

    • @MikeJones-rk1un
      @MikeJones-rk1un 6 лет назад +2

      I'm guessing he wears his pants below his ass.

    • @Joybee-nx4pj
      @Joybee-nx4pj 5 лет назад +1

      "Ministerial thing".. 😆😆you have to know church law..I can't..

  • @asiahfarrar9746
    @asiahfarrar9746 8 месяцев назад +5

    The way he flips through the papers as the attorneys argue 😂😂😂

  • @sidneyfalcon7937
    @sidneyfalcon7937 6 лет назад +169

    Nothing scarier than a fool with confidence. 🤣

    • @R3benga
      @R3benga 5 лет назад

      He probably actually believes that what he is doing is the right thing and is so arrogant that he can't see past it. Still going in 2019. Wtf

    • @sharonettetaylor6400
      @sharonettetaylor6400 5 лет назад

      AMEN LOVE cocky and clueless.

    • @shadeshiest22
      @shadeshiest22 5 лет назад +1

      What's scary is how successful this guy is TODAY, with radio ads and giant billboards of himself all over St.Louis... Pretty crazy how people who religiously follows this man and gives him cash donations have never bothered or done research on who he is or what kind of person he is having never seen these depositions that have been online for years now... Or maybe they have seen them and just don't care?? That's scary!!!

    • @mikemyars9267
      @mikemyars9267 5 лет назад +4

      Confidence is food for the wise man and liquor to the fool

    • @kawasakiwhiptwo5821
      @kawasakiwhiptwo5821 5 лет назад +1

      He doesn't look very confident to me. I think he's famously sweating through his suit.

  • @user-pp1zm1zo1c
    @user-pp1zm1zo1c 4 года назад +230

    I hate this but can't stop watching😂😂😂😂

    •  3 года назад +2

      I know it’s like a bad accident.

    • @arerestmeredgt
      @arerestmeredgt 3 года назад +2

      Me too. It's a morbid fascination, like rubbernecking at an auto accident hoping to see some gore.

    • @lemingomerriett4612
      @lemingomerriett4612 3 года назад

      This crazy me too

    • @GerriYvetteMark
      @GerriYvetteMark 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cocochanel1399
      @cocochanel1399 3 года назад +1

      Hey, I requested, and the MO Court granted me permission to attend the JMMI / David Taylor case conference hearing via zoom March 12, 2021 about the residential center lawsuit. I’ll record/release another legal breakdown video

  • @PEPPERMINTBADDIE
    @PEPPERMINTBADDIE 6 лет назад +322

    I’m so late to this party but I’m glad i’ve finally arrived!

    • @LeslieJeniece17
      @LeslieJeniece17 6 лет назад +7

      Right?! Same LOL

    • @callmejames9739
      @callmejames9739 6 лет назад +6

      you're not the only one

    • @houstonhandsome1
      @houstonhandsome1 6 лет назад +9

      Are you not entertained?!! Haha 😂

    • @shellybunce8741
      @shellybunce8741 6 лет назад +4

      PEPPERMINT BADDIE it’s fun right?😀

    • @brianball237
      @brianball237 6 лет назад +5

      PEPPERMINT BADDIE
      Sadly, I can’t find any evidence that he ever served time.

  • @BLAQUE909
    @BLAQUE909 2 года назад +4

    I love that he keeps saying uh huh and she shakes him everytime reminding him to say yes. Puts a clear distinction between yes and no when he says yes without needing the assist.

  • @joeraposa4733
    @joeraposa4733 7 лет назад +152

    He has a 4th grade vocabulary

    • @ddll6709
      @ddll6709 7 лет назад +10

      When you are in a tight situation, it's hard to sound older than an elementary school lol

    • @itsme-ty1pt
      @itsme-ty1pt 7 лет назад +15

      Yet hes managed to scam millions out of people around the world. How? HOW?! I don't understand it. He's so incredibly ignorant and lacks the charisma so many other scam artists exude. Baffling.

    • @JohnDoe-gc1kt
      @JohnDoe-gc1kt 6 лет назад +3

      its me one simple answer, people are sheep.

    • @ohthelushlife
      @ohthelushlife 6 лет назад

      Same thing when you're lying your ass off and trying to formulate some wise answer in the moment.

    • @ggraves7321
      @ggraves7321 6 лет назад

      Joe Raposa And a graduate knowledge about the money and where it goes.

  • @paolopogi00
    @paolopogi00 4 года назад +51

    When the lawyer called him out on using the word "proprietary" , I wish she also called him out on using the word AKKRIT . It's so hilarious when he tries to sound smart. LMAO!

  • @SparkleKnits
    @SparkleKnits 3 года назад +186

    He’s such an idiot. He was caught by this magnificent attorney for not knowing what “proprietary” means and was shown to be completely ignorant. He lashed out because he is not accustomed to being questioned and exposed, least of all by a lowly woman.
    It’s fantastic to watch him floundering. I love it.

    • @bettyg319
      @bettyg319 3 года назад +3

      WhT a clown

    • @SparkleKnits
      @SparkleKnits 3 года назад +9

      @Bangbing Boom who are you replying to? If it’s me then you missed the entire point of my comment. David is a raging misogynist who believes women should “reverence” men, so to see him put under the microscope by a female attorney was quite satisfying and likely irritated him to no end.

    • @patrickmeegan8550
      @patrickmeegan8550 2 года назад +2

      It just pisses me off. Just like the other televangelists. Jim Bakker, Benny Hinn, Kenneth Copeland.

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад

      There should have been a judge there bum face would be in jail that was B💩

    • @kentmombourquette5385
      @kentmombourquette5385 Год назад

      @@patrickmeegan8550 all of them B💩🐗🤡lies

  • @tipennya
    @tipennya 2 года назад +4

    "Illi-noise" (which was bad enough!)
    "What city because that's a state"!!!
    😂😂😂 I cannot!!!
    Best. Video. On. RUclips. Ever!!!