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  • @GirlWithTheDogs
    @GirlWithTheDogs  2 года назад +1509

    Happy Hoodies now available on my website!
    www.girlwiththedogs.com

    • @sofiazalazar6904
      @sofiazalazar6904 2 года назад +9

      Hi Vanessa, I need your help. So my cat is absolutely terrified of water, sometimes he even scares himself when he is drinking it lol. And I really need to give him a bath because well he stinks ..so do you have any suggestions as to what I can do to calm him down more once he is inside the bath tub.
      Thank you.
      By the way i love your videos so much and they always make me smile. I really appreciate everything you have done to help these adorable creatures.

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 2 года назад +3

      Hi! I laughed my a** off wth these two beauties! lol
      Have you've ever been bitten and is there any breed you won't groom? Thank you for all you do...

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 2 года назад +12

      @@sofiazalazar6904 Hi Sofia...you can get cleansing wipes made especially for kitties...probably on Amazon. My cat hates water, too, but he will tolerate the indignity of these wipes lol. If you do have to give kitty a bath, try to clip his "murder mittens". Hopefully Vanessa can give you some good tips. Your vet can probably give some great advice. Also, check out Jackson Galaxy(he is like a cat whisperer, seriously....funny, entertaining and HIGHLY informative) and his RUclips videos. He has an answer for everything plus has a show on the Animal Planet. GOOD LUCK!

    • @sofiazalazar6904
      @sofiazalazar6904 2 года назад +3

      @@stacythomas1587 Thank you!

    • @MrJx4000
      @MrJx4000 2 года назад +1

      OMG, that's too funny Vanessa. I mentioned this in another video, that you should make up a 12-month calendar with some of the funniest happy hoodies pics (maybe one for cats and dogs?).

  • @Just_Pele
    @Just_Pele 2 года назад +27151

    "That's your SISTER!"
    "It's ok, we're royalty."

    • @eXclurel
      @eXclurel 2 года назад +1946

      "The Lannisters send their regards."

    • @michaelamaria9923
      @michaelamaria9923 2 года назад +746

      @@eXclurel they are Habsburgs

    • @khfan4life365
      @khfan4life365 2 года назад +575

      “Not by blood.”

    • @carolynbrown8209
      @carolynbrown8209 2 года назад +59

      😂😂

    • @pvshka
      @pvshka 2 года назад +183

      @@khfan4life365 "oh, it's cool then."

  • @lizr4076
    @lizr4076 2 года назад +19298

    "You're farting at the same time! Stop!" Lmao

    • @wafflenerfy
      @wafflenerfy 2 года назад +311

      This comment told me this was gonna be a great video

    • @bravehearticus
      @bravehearticus 2 года назад +184

      Don't all males?

    • @Smudgie33
      @Smudgie33 2 года назад +199

      Not worried about trying to shag his sister but just about the farting at the same time! lol Love it!

    • @gargoyles9999
      @gargoyles9999 2 года назад +127

      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @th3doc771
      @th3doc771 2 года назад +40

      @@Smudgie33 ikr 😂 that's what I thought too.

  • @67comet
    @67comet Год назад +2279

    "You're farting at the same time. Stop!" Blurt laughed .. too fun .

    • @leesweets4110
      @leesweets4110 Год назад +4

      At the same time... as who?

    • @lonelyronin2428
      @lonelyronin2428 Год назад +33

      ​@@leesweets4110 one dog was farting, then both. so both are farming at the same time as each other.

    • @leesweets4110
      @leesweets4110 Год назад

      @@lonelyronin2428 Ah, there was two other people in the room besides the mops.

    • @Harsovoimaa
      @Harsovoimaa 8 месяцев назад

      blurt?

    • @Harsovoimaa
      @Harsovoimaa 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@leesweets4110 the hell u mean by that?? the other person wasnt farting

  • @KingKogi
    @KingKogi Год назад +765

    As a Pekingese owner, I absolutely agree 😂 “if you have a Pekingese, you are not their owner, but rather their servant.” RIP my lovely royal dragon dog, Spudgy

    • @ethylg7572
      @ethylg7572 Год назад +41

      I was like “wait, Spudgy?!” And then looked at the profile and went “Oh!!! Cool!!!”
      Spudgy was the absolute best! Thank you so much for sharing him with us! He is part of what inspired me to look for my own little cotton ball with teeth (Shih tzu mix) so I will be eternally grateful to him.
      RIP Spudgy! 💖💖💖

    • @artsygal112
      @artsygal112 Год назад +17

      Loved Spudgy!

    • @manicpixiefangirl4189
      @manicpixiefangirl4189 Год назад +8

      That is the best name ever😊

    • @HeyItsZee_
      @HeyItsZee_ Год назад +13

      rest in peace king spudgy
      He's been in my thoughts I watched EYK for years

    • @joshleenall
      @joshleenall Год назад +7

      Funny, I had one named Pudge.

  • @NoJusticeNoPeace
    @NoJusticeNoPeace 2 года назад +8443

    Pekingese dogs were regarded as having dragon spirits capable of defending their masters from demonic attack, which is why they were so highly valued by royalty.

    • @KenS1267
      @KenS1267 2 года назад +530

      I've always wondered if they were bred to look like Fu Lions or Fu Lions were carved to look like them.

    • @tundrawomansays5067
      @tundrawomansays5067 2 года назад +268

      Looks like *he* was full of dragon spirits.

    • @NoJusticeNoPeace
      @NoJusticeNoPeace 2 года назад +104

      @@tundrawomansays5067 She was lucky he didn't fly her off to his lair and eat her.

    • @Worldbuilder
      @Worldbuilder 2 года назад +25

      @@NoJusticeNoPeace didn’t look like *eating* her was on the menu… ;)

    • @morganrobinson2436
      @morganrobinson2436 2 года назад +20

      Odd question…..but is King Caesar from Godzilla modeled after a Pekingese?

  • @BeaverBeaver2003
    @BeaverBeaver2003 2 года назад +5299

    Every time you tell a dog they’re being rude/inappropriate, my brain immediately follows it with, “Not you, Meatball.”

  • @FNHaole
    @FNHaole Год назад +46

    “...and clearly, I must’ve done a superb job on Isis.”. The steady, dry-humored intonation narrating these visits make these videos highly enteetaining.

  • @0142Jason
    @0142Jason 2 года назад +11616

    You groomed them so well they had a Lannister moment.

    • @lisahiselius6539
      @lisahiselius6539 2 года назад +231

      Underrated comment

    • @lucascoval828
      @lucascoval828 2 года назад +49

      Oh what the fu - 🤢🤢🤢

    • @mourushighosh1075
      @mourushighosh1075 2 года назад +23

      🤣🤣

    • @cokiea57
      @cokiea57 2 года назад +106

      YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW.

    • @georgielancaster1356
      @georgielancaster1356 2 года назад +42

      I had to look that up. That is a Game of Throne's reference? It seemed to fit.
      I typed in Lannister scandal?

  • @DrThunder88
    @DrThunder88 2 года назад +9184

    The opening joke itself is worthy of hitting the like button.

    • @pantzrat6273
      @pantzrat6273 2 года назад +7

      No it’s not

    • @SecondFloor2311
      @SecondFloor2311 2 года назад +87

      Agreed! I was very pleased x’D

    • @Nobody-hc1rw
      @Nobody-hc1rw 2 года назад +110

      @@pantzrat6273 Yes, yes it is.

    • @rl4740
      @rl4740 2 года назад +21

      The thumbnail already.

    • @KandyGRL2U
      @KandyGRL2U 2 года назад +12

      I laughed so loud 😂😂😂

  • @talonsandtails501
    @talonsandtails501 Год назад +99

    My great grandmother had a Pekinese. My aunt and uncle found her as a stray just wandering around and she jumped right into their car when they opened it lol. She was a very sweet and laid back dog who kept my great grandmother company after her husband died. They both passed away a few years ago and I miss them both, but they had good lives

  • @anakamarvelous
    @anakamarvelous Год назад +111

    “I had him from an egg y’know? Tiniest thing when he hatched. No bigger than a Pekingese. A PEKINGESE mind you” -sloshed Hagrid

    • @katherineduke3232
      @katherineduke3232 2 месяца назад +2

      Omg im so glad that im not the only one who thinks of this line!

  • @Sue_hrec
    @Sue_hrec 2 года назад +5563

    “You are not their owner, you are their servant”. Ok, so this is basically a cat in a dog hardware 😅😃

    • @guyinthecorner0
      @guyinthecorner0 2 года назад +118

      a biological hackintosh if you will

    • @vuchaser99
      @vuchaser99 2 года назад +105

      Just not nimble or graceful. The first Chinese tank

    • @ari_valentine
      @ari_valentine 2 года назад +9

      Yep 🤣🤣

    • @GodisMyNo1
      @GodisMyNo1 2 года назад +48

      People serve dogs a lot more than they serve cats

    • @angelagriffin5130
      @angelagriffin5130 2 года назад +28

      @@GodisMyNo1 Oh no, I have had both. At least the dog I had, didn't require anywhere near the servitude my two cats required, both the dog and cats were mixed breeds.

  • @thebatmary5954
    @thebatmary5954 2 года назад +4226

    I love how people have been extra about our pets for thousands of years.

    • @swagpigggy5538
      @swagpigggy5538 2 года назад +77

      Every dog deserves extra love😁❤️🐕

    • @katherinesullivan9647
      @katherinesullivan9647 2 года назад +87

      I know right “he is a dragon spirit” 😭 so small

    • @something3530
      @something3530 2 года назад +79

      Remember that cats were worshiped in Egypt if you didn't don't worry your cats will

    • @katherinesullivan9647
      @katherinesullivan9647 2 года назад +7

      @@something3530 😭

    • @gabrielbruce1977
      @gabrielbruce1977 2 года назад +41

      People have always been people, and that includes being Extra about pets, and it's wonderful

  • @glkification
    @glkification 7 месяцев назад +39

    One of the things I enjoy most about your videos, and what keeps me coming back, is your hilarious and carefully crafted narrative voice overs. Your delivery is so clear, neutral, and dry - love it 😊

  • @lemitak3867
    @lemitak3867 Год назад +17

    How to make your OWN pekingese!
    Step 1: Find a mop
    Step 2: Slap two stickers on the top of the mop-these stickers MUST resemble large, adorable eyes.
    Step 3: Find a button to use for the nose
    Step 4: Take off the mop stick
    Step 5: Sprinkle on some sass
    BADABINGBADABOOM
    Your OWN Pekingese!

  • @MessatsuGoshoryu02
    @MessatsuGoshoryu02 2 года назад +6363

    The dog: *being completely normal and reasonable*
    The groomer: So let me tell you how this dog was bred for thousands of years to be an absolute asshole

    • @Bakanineinstein
      @Bakanineinstein 2 года назад +111

      Thank you for this... Had me laughing for the better part of an hour or so! 🤣👍

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 2 года назад +65

      And she called him a bully!

    • @martineshamzin7535
      @martineshamzin7535 2 года назад +45

      Not what I saw, but OK.

    • @timtreefrog9646
      @timtreefrog9646 2 года назад +154

      He did try to bite her to be fair?

    • @ciara7264
      @ciara7264 2 года назад +267

      It's all in good fun. A bit of history, a bit of sass and jokes, makes great RUclips video in my opinion

  • @docmalthus
    @docmalthus 2 года назад +3747

    My grandparents had a female Pekinese named Ming. For grooming, my grandma would take her to the "beauty parlor", which consisted of being lifted up onto the washing machine and given a thorough brushing. After, when she was back on the ground, she would strut around looking VERY pleased. Peke's are such characters.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus Год назад +80

      ps If Loki would have tried to mount Ming the way he did his sister Ming would have kicked his butt.

    • @cindyinnew
      @cindyinnew Год назад +38

      It seems that they truly have a regal way about themselves. It’s as if they know they were bred simply as companions to royalty

    • @WorknotWoke89
      @WorknotWoke89 Год назад +15

      Loved our neighbors pekinese as a child growing up, it is my job to play with them and take them for a walk. Very lovable as pets but handful.

    • @docmalthus
      @docmalthus Год назад +10

      @@WorknotWoke89 Like the lady said, we are THEIR servants, not the other way around.

    • @rkah6187
      @rkah6187 Год назад +19

      Of of ours would let you groom her but only if you were constantly telling her "you are going to be very pretty". If you didn't, she wouldn't put up with it :D she was definitely the queen of the pack
      By the way, Isis is just stunning! It's kind of rare to have a pure white Pekingese, she is beautiful.

  • @fifi8295
    @fifi8295 Год назад +113

    I love the way she isn't scared of them trying to atack her🐾😍

    • @lunak1391
      @lunak1391 3 месяца назад

      never show you're scared

  • @ccsevex1405
    @ccsevex1405 Год назад +54

    My goblin is the cutest good boy and deserves all the comforts of royalty. 👑 🐶

  • @TessuDraws
    @TessuDraws 2 года назад +2383

    Fun fact: The Pekingese is called Kiinanpalatsikoira in Finnish, which translates to Chinese palace dog.

    • @lesliethiessen4760
      @lesliethiessen4760 2 года назад +117

      I think my tongue just knotted itself trying to pronounce that!! 😅

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 2 года назад +113

      That name is bigger than the dog!

    • @suitov
      @suitov 2 года назад +47

      A very literal name, but pleasant sounding (even in my bad English attempt at Finnish pronunciation).

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 2 года назад +55

      @@Ink_Panther Which demonstrates again the strange and inexplicable relationship between Hungarian and Finnish.

    • @Quotenwagnerianer
      @Quotenwagnerianer 2 года назад +35

      @@Ink_Panther What I meant that it is historically not clear why the Finns and Hungarians have languages closely related.
      Two islands in a sea of slavic languages.

  • @tonysmith7632
    @tonysmith7632 2 года назад +4266

    Dust mop! "Opps, sorry wrong clip" had me rolling!!!
    Hilarious!
    And the grooms are beautiful.
    Thank you for the laugh!

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад +3

      should i skip school for youtube video making? i making good stuff but i need much time to making. maybe replace school with making videos. i have two girlfriends. thanks for your opinion dear tony

    • @henri898
      @henri898 2 года назад +12

      @@AxxLAfriku no! maybe you could try to balance them out instead

    • @siedliko
      @siedliko 2 года назад +13

      @@AxxLAfriku No, looking at your videos, you better stay at school.
      NEIN NEIN NEIN !!!scheibe!!

    • @TheBlueB0mber
      @TheBlueB0mber 2 года назад +6

      Forgivable. A truly understandable mistake!

    • @stacythomas1587
      @stacythomas1587 2 года назад +6

      YES! I had to rewind to see the first few seconds b4 the joke sunk in lol....extremely clever and brilliantly funny on Vanessa's part, especially wth her dry humor lol.

  • @williambock1821
    @williambock1821 7 месяцев назад +1

    Best title EVER!! Who would NOT want to open that book!!😂

  • @aleeshagilbert1009
    @aleeshagilbert1009 Год назад +4

    Isis is the egyptian goddess of healing and magic, and Loki is the norse god of mishchief.

  • @azu8240
    @azu8240 2 года назад +13951

    "You're farting at the same time!"
    How to destroy the aura of royalty in one sentence!
    Edit: i can't believe my most liked social media comment is about doggie humpie fartie farts...
    Thank you Girl for the informative video! 💛

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 2 года назад +175

      I died when she said that!

    • @jadefire2817
      @jadefire2817 2 года назад +166

      I said in Vanessa's voice: "Inappropriate!"😂

    • @azu8240
      @azu8240 2 года назад +106

      @@TheSighphiguy the fart sound begs to differ! 😂

    • @Hawk1966
      @Hawk1966 2 года назад +48

      @@TheSighphiguy NO, she said farting. Numerous people have mentioned it.

    • @victoria7t
      @victoria7t 2 года назад +44

      @@TheSighphiguy no. She said fart because he did fart. Turn up the volume and listen again.

  • @likydsplit8483
    @likydsplit8483 2 года назад +4104

    In 2019…you would never have convinced me that I’d be so fascinated by dog grooming videos.

    • @Theholyone999
      @Theholyone999 2 года назад +9

      In 2019? What?

    • @nthomas87
      @nthomas87 2 года назад +83

      It’s all about the presentation. I was recently fascinated with car detailing and lawn mowing. You’d be surprised how many interesting videos there are on mundane chores lol.

    • @marysmith2060
      @marysmith2060 2 года назад +17

      Vanessa does an awesome job. Her care for the dogs and cats shines through.

    • @apophis456
      @apophis456 2 года назад +14

      @@Theholyone999 they’re saying 3 years ago if you told them this is what they’d enjoy that wouldn’t believe you

    • @sashawhyte7396
      @sashawhyte7396 2 года назад

      Same!

  • @themaestroslady1812
    @themaestroslady1812 Год назад +35

    I've been a "Peke parent" all my adult life. I absolutely love the breed. Fortunately, all of mine were sweet and even tempered - never had one that snapped at me the way this little male did.

  • @wesleywarrick
    @wesleywarrick Год назад +9

    The dry humor and sarcasm are my favorite! 😂

  • @CynAnne1
    @CynAnne1 2 года назад +4492

    My mothers Peke, "Little Girl", would try to bark when she was excited, with her head thrown back, nose pointed straight into the air...but all you'd hear were the sounds of tiny, staccato farts. 💨
    It was hilariously adorable... ❤

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 года назад +35

      🤣🤣

    • @vixxxenfoxxx3660
      @vixxxenfoxxx3660 2 года назад +164

      My mom's Boston terriers were exactly the same. 4 Boston's doing barbershop quartet of flatulent tunes

    • @kuroyuri04
      @kuroyuri04 2 года назад +54

      My neighbor have a little pommy that loves to bark everytime using his high pitched soprano tunes for a simple reason (like seeing a cockroach or meet with a bigger maine coon across the street). 😂😂😂

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 2 года назад +13

      @@vixxxenfoxxx3660 lmaoooo

    • @micheal2458
      @micheal2458 2 года назад +10

      LMAO amazing!!

  • @LeafseasonMagbag
    @LeafseasonMagbag 2 года назад +4027

    It’s always fascinating to see dog breeds bred for practically no other purpose than for rich people to brag about.
    I love these wonderful floofs

    • @thoraneh7365
      @thoraneh7365 2 года назад +254

      Dogs should be bred for health

    • @LeafseasonMagbag
      @LeafseasonMagbag 2 года назад +211

      @@thoraneh7365 I completely agree, but I can't stop their breeding from where I am.
      And I can't stop from thinking they are cute.

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 2 года назад +133

      @@thoraneh7365 Agreed, however, they're still very cute!
      Let's hope, they also get to be healthy AND cute

    • @narnia1233
      @narnia1233 2 года назад +75

      I had a Pekingese, a female. Don’t listen to this review of them. My family’s Pekingese was one of the best dogs we ever owned.
      They’re loving to their family, calm, confident, sweet, loyal. Not overly clingy.
      I’m telling you, you’re missing out on probably the best small companion dog you’ll ever have. No anxious behaviors. Very sturdy too. (They’re stocky, believe it or not and so they’re not afraid of being squashed, unlike many other small dogs).
      My family had an American Eskimo dog, Rhodesian Ridgeback dog, and then the small Pekingese dog and small poodle.
      The Pekingese is definitely at least number 2 in ranking out of those-maybe number 1. BTW, poodle unfortunately is definitely the worst when compared to these others.
      Anyways, yeah, they’re not exactly fond of grooming but most dogs aren’t. Our female Pekingese never bit anyone. Even when my much younger cousin when he was a little boy literally was running around and then reached to grab her face. He was a complete stranger to our dog at the time too.
      She lived to be 16 years old and she was a sweetheart her entire doggy life.
      Also you’ll be surprised to learn that Pekingese dogs are actually very healthy. Our dog died literally of old age-she had dementia and died from that (forgot how to eat, etc. so we had to put her down). But she never had a single illness her entire life. Even at 16 years old her body was apparently completely sound and good, people even thought she was a young puppy, for real. Because she ran around playing with no issues even at that age. People didn’t believe us when we said she was 16 years old.
      Anyways, they are great small dogs.

    • @skeeter9684
      @skeeter9684 2 года назад +32

      @@thoraneh7365 Large dogs actually have a lot of health issues, they also live the shortest lives.

  • @joytee4967
    @joytee4967 11 месяцев назад +5

    Reminds me of my two sibling chihuahuas, the late Ferdinand and Isabel. He always had to know where she was and what she was doing, and immediately had to reassert his right to his territory as soon as they were back together. He’s been gone almost two years, but Isabel actually likes when a male dog decides to stick his snoot up her hind end, must feel comforting to her. Dogs, they’re just the best! Thanks for the lense into your world! ❤🐕

  • @seserlight3637
    @seserlight3637 Год назад +22

    I was trying now to laugh throughout the video but the part when she says "The servant that I am shaves out his royal behind." made me crack up so much.✨😂👍

  • @KrinchiD
    @KrinchiD 2 года назад +1011

    You should make a quiz for us, by showing us a bunch of grinch feet, and having us guess what type of dog they belong to.

    • @mclovin6039
      @mclovin6039 2 года назад +36

      Excellent idea 💡 👏 🤣😂

    • @dakotaflores56
      @dakotaflores56 2 года назад +6

      That’d be fun

    • @Minceraft69
      @Minceraft69 2 года назад +18

      And then include the actual grinch's feet, just to see if we notice

    • @ianmichalski7997
      @ianmichalski7997 2 года назад +10

      @@Minceraft69 I think we would notice. Very few dogs are green nowadays. The punk thing isn't in fashion anymore.

    • @KrinchiD
      @KrinchiD 2 года назад +11

      @@Minceraft69 I think the Grinch's feet is the only one I would answer correctly. 🤣

  • @WebcrawlerGal
    @WebcrawlerGal 2 года назад +1888

    The crown of shame, LOL! As always, you have a way of word description.

    • @sjpatrik2
      @sjpatrik2 2 года назад +5

      so cute

    • @calkelpdiver
      @calkelpdiver 2 года назад +4

      Actually it is the "Cone of Shame." You have to watch the movie "Up!" to understand the reference. And you proved every reason why I will never ever own a Pekingese. I'll keep my Golden Retriever's thank you very much.

    • @ahshitherewegoagain7461
      @ahshitherewegoagain7461 2 года назад +10

      @@calkelpdiver She called it a 'crown' of shame because the Pekingese are royalty dogs.

  • @sorryitskylie
    @sorryitskylie 3 месяца назад +3

    the title on this video just beats every single thing i’ve ever read with my eyes, tysm 🙏🏼

    • @sorryitskylie
      @sorryitskylie 3 месяца назад

      update: farting did not happen when i expected to, 100/10

  • @jessicapanetta7068
    @jessicapanetta7068 4 месяца назад +3

    The lawn play at the end made me laugh 😂... "No!!! Your farting at the same time"

  • @genenco1
    @genenco1 2 года назад +352

    In truth, "Dogs have owners, cats have staff"....those dustmops are probably a cross between them.....😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dennisnedry8126
      @dennisnedry8126 2 года назад +10

      first attempt at a fox

    • @countrysamurai
      @countrysamurai 2 года назад +23

      They can't be part cat...a dignified cat would never dry hump the air.
      🤣

    • @Mp57navy
      @Mp57navy 2 года назад

      My cat would play bowling with those little ugly mops.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 2 года назад +1

      just a cat born in the wrong body?

  • @ngray60
    @ngray60 2 года назад +1153

    My Pekingese, Pinkie, is also very demanding and persnickety. She treats all of us as though we are only here to serve her. She’s ridiculous but I love her to pieces. She will be 14 next spring.

    • @Cooldude-wf4gb
      @Cooldude-wf4gb 2 года назад +13

      I have a pikaneese names lucy and I can confirm she acts the exact same way lol.

    • @user-nh3yi6ih8h
      @user-nh3yi6ih8h 2 года назад +21

      such an old queen definently deserves to be treated like one!

    • @cmarq817
      @cmarq817 2 года назад +7

      Queen Pinkie! 😃

    • @annipsy2185
      @annipsy2185 2 года назад +11

      i have a pekingese chihuahua, he mostly looks like a peke, but you can imagine the temperament. love him to bits.

    • @GeneralLeiaOrgana
      @GeneralLeiaOrgana 2 года назад +4

      I wish her the best.

  • @susanwest6601
    @susanwest6601 7 месяцев назад +2

    His royal behind🐾

  • @paigemalloy4276
    @paigemalloy4276 Год назад +2

    3:45
    Imagine if that dog was 100+ lbs . . . fuck
    Dogs are adorable and awesome, but they are also animals and animals are unpredictable by nature.
    Dog grooming is not a job that just "anyone" can do.
    Not only do you have to be knowledgeable, empathetic and perceptive enough to calm a nervous animal, you've also got to be steady as a rock and have balls of steel.
    Big fan- thank you for posting these lovely videos! ❤️

  • @phylk4683
    @phylk4683 2 года назад +656

    I love where she says to the dog “your so mean, that was really uncalled for”. As though the dog will feel some form of shame. 😄

    • @nathanwilliams2152
      @nathanwilliams2152 2 года назад +14

      I think that was a badge of honour for him 😁

    • @crystald3655
      @crystald3655 Год назад +22

      Some dogs pick up on your displeased tone directed at them and will look ashamed of themselves. Others make it clear they couldn't care less.

    • @phylk4683
      @phylk4683 Год назад +1

      @@crystald3655 but what about when the dog looks ashamed even though there’s nothing to he ashamed about?

    • @Psychs_x
      @Psychs_x Год назад +7

      @@phylk4683 either the dog naturally looks ashamed, is intimidated or scared of something, ooor has done something bad and is waiting for you to find out about it HAHA

  • @emilybeaman379
    @emilybeaman379 2 года назад +1387

    "You are not their owner, but rather you are their servant" so they're dogs with the attitude of cats? A terrifying yet adorable combination

    • @MsAriella
      @MsAriella 2 года назад +23

      I thought cat too when she said that lol

    • @lipstickzombie4981
      @lipstickzombie4981 2 года назад +29

      Nearly all lapdog breeds have cat OS.😅

    • @TheAutisticFrog
      @TheAutisticFrog 2 года назад +1

      @@lipstickzombie4981 yeah

    • @Peregrin3
      @Peregrin3 2 года назад +10

      The difference is Cats think they are gods and we are their slaves.😂

    • @sharonzhong
      @sharonzhong 2 года назад +6

      I have a poodle pekingese mix and yes, she's a cat in a dog's body. She shows no love to anyone, but gets angry when not paid attention to. She's also very intelligent and vengeful XD

  • @umbriel6525
    @umbriel6525 Год назад +2

    LMFAO "no you're farting at the same time, stop!"

  • @fatamy8597
    @fatamy8597 Год назад +1

    i died at the mop joke in the beginning LMAO

  • @XeroV1
    @XeroV1 2 года назад +556

    The happy hoodie made him look like an angry chipmunk grandpa 🐿️🤣

  • @missymarie2698
    @missymarie2698 Год назад +383

    Wow, his efforts to get his groove on were of fart level. Impressive.

  • @Anthony-fu6cl
    @Anthony-fu6cl 2 года назад +137

    "YOU'RE FARTING AT THE SAME TIME!"
    I'm crying 😂😂😭

  • @Msfifisquarepantz
    @Msfifisquarepantz 5 месяцев назад +1

    Legend about Pekes say that a Lion and a Monkey fell in love and that pairing made this most preposterous darling of a dog. They can bite so hard and so fast that you will never know what hit you. They were carried around in the sleeves of kimonos by Chinese servants and in conquering the palace, a pair was stolen and brought back to England to be gifted to Queen Victoria who cherished them. To this day, they are still a very popular breed in the UK. Once you’ve had one, it’s difficult to have any other. I say that with a tear in my eye.

  • @kohljackal
    @kohljackal 23 дня назад

    LOL! While you were shaving his behind, he was looking back at you like, “Better do a good job back there, too! “

  • @lauravoss4936
    @lauravoss4936 2 года назад +300

    "The Pekingese was bred to have an air of self-importance" playing over the Happy Hoody Smoosh Tube is peak cinema.

  • @michellevibonese5673
    @michellevibonese5673 2 года назад +694

    Brings back memories of my own Peke whom we dubbed "The Emperor of Evil". He was unpredictably ferocious & once sank his teeth into my ribcage for simply trying to get off the couch to get a cup of coffee. Apparently I disturbed his royal nap 😬

    • @Hi-su6tm
      @Hi-su6tm Год назад +49

      I once had a cat I called “the emperor of evil” her name was mischief

    • @themermaidstale5008
      @themermaidstale5008 Год назад +23

      That guy shouldn’t have been allowed on the couch - no manners a’t’all. Hey Emp, this ain’t China!

    • @heddalinde1607
      @heddalinde1607 Год назад +18

      I have a dog named Baltus. His name was “Grumpy” before we got him, and we certainly know why

    • @themermaidstale5008
      @themermaidstale5008 Год назад +2

      @@heddalinde1607 I like that name; is he named after Katrina Van Tassel’s father?

  • @seaknightvirchow8131
    @seaknightvirchow8131 8 месяцев назад +1

    I had a peke shih tzu mix but she was all peke in personality. She was the best dog I have ever owned and I still grieve at losing her at 15 years.

  • @natachasales5051
    @natachasales5051 Год назад +1

    Omg I love the music during the blow dry 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @allisonhoff5805
    @allisonhoff5805 2 года назад +1466

    The joy with which you said, "he's humping the air!" made my day! Hahaha! Everything else is in such a calm meditative voice, but that one seemed to have broken through that. Keep up the good work!

    • @rowenkylee5627
      @rowenkylee5627 2 года назад +3

      That's how some animals masturbate.

    • @deffdefying4803
      @deffdefying4803 2 года назад +12

      @@rowenkylee5627 Noted.

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 2 года назад

      @@rowenkylee5627 I think he was humping air because he just tried to mount his "sister" and impregnate her. I think he managed to do just that, he was close enough to be humping his "sister" instead of air for a second or two. Too bad the orange dog was vicious, he was so adorable.

    • @michaelamyers8549
      @michaelamyers8549 Год назад +4

      My personal favourite was "You're farting at the same time, STOP!"

  • @momofschnauzers
    @momofschnauzers 2 года назад +1024

    Your commentary is spot on. Pekinese, Pomeranians and Shih Tzus ... a groomer's worst nightmares. As for "his royal behind", you had me wheezing!

    • @mharris5047
      @mharris5047 2 года назад +31

      I had a Shih Tzu. He wasn't that bad to groom, actually.

    • @ligaskirbauska8652
      @ligaskirbauska8652 2 года назад

      Poms need to be groomed once per season if you do it good no need more.Once every 3-4 month,thats nothing.just brush well before wash and while drying,they got perfect coat,it just hates water and need to be dried good.If owners are not asholes then it’s easy peazy

  • @jacquelinenoel2992
    @jacquelinenoel2992 11 месяцев назад +9

    I love the final backyard scenes. Your grooming videos are so much fun! Thank you! 🌹

  • @vanessathomas7437
    @vanessathomas7437 Год назад +7

    You were in the presence of Royalty! You were certainly beneath Loki! LOL...The farts were your Tip!

  • @imperfctbutterfly6509
    @imperfctbutterfly6509 2 года назад +551

    I have the feeling he was extremely PROUD to wear the crown of shame and will DEFINITELY earn it again 😌

    • @Duane_Grabert
      @Duane_Grabert 2 года назад +34

      Well, the crown of shame is still a crown.

  • @darkcreatureinadarkroom1617
    @darkcreatureinadarkroom1617 2 года назад +407

    I know you must have fought a legendary battle to put Loki in the crown of shame (as in every other time that this happens), but the transition from "he misbehaved" to "and now he gets grounded" always makes me laugh. Kind of like a teacher and a naughty student.

  • @TheSeedsower107
    @TheSeedsower107 5 месяцев назад +2

    I don't know what is more entertaining, the grooming or your hillarious narrations. Thanks for both !

  • @aiylab3001
    @aiylab3001 Год назад +4

    the jump cut to the crown of shame always gets me 😭

  • @KaylaPearlCPNinja
    @KaylaPearlCPNinja 2 года назад +378

    His little feisty snap at her really startled me. 😂

    • @averyh5303
      @averyh5303 2 года назад +15

      My friend's pomeranian got my toe in just the same way, 10 years ago...no warning signs, at least none that I noticed. The incident biased me against small dogs forever...Pumpkin was a gorgeous little poof, but I'll stick with a big ol' boy or girl who can't get away with such antics!

    • @maliapiper6925
      @maliapiper6925 Год назад +6

      I had a Pomeranian named Pumpkin who passed away recently. He was the sweetest boy and loved meeting new people. It’s our shih tzu who you have to look out for haha

    • @onyx7273
      @onyx7273 Год назад +1

      @@averyh5303 I have a surprisingly quite chill small dog. She’s a bit yappy but it takes quite a lot to get her to snap. Like she has to be really bothered. She never snaps out of the blue. Unusual for a small dog, to have that kind of patience and temperament.

  • @chill-lady-brook
    @chill-lady-brook 2 года назад +583

    For those of you wondering eye-boogers are actually called rheum.

    • @mayaashanti4955
      @mayaashanti4955 2 года назад +31

      Ha why would we be wondering?😂

    • @caljones
      @caljones 2 года назад +70

      “Eye-boogers” is infinitely cuter

    • @steveoconnor7069
      @steveoconnor7069 2 года назад +59

      If she had said I removed the rheum from her eyes, she would have had to explain aka as "eye boogers" to me.

    • @gingeelise
      @gingeelise 2 года назад +31

      @@mayaashanti4955 why not? curiosity is fun!

    • @hmocreations1120
      @hmocreations1120 2 года назад +2

      Isnt dirty to remove them without a tissue or gloves?

  • @conniemaniaci3612
    @conniemaniaci3612 14 дней назад

    I absolutely love your comments throughout the video. 😂

  • @annafirnen4815
    @annafirnen4815 Год назад +2

    My family who lives in the countryside adopted a Pekinese which wandered in the area. She's an absolute queen, would not take any BS from anyone, she also chased around a giant working horse without any fear. She's also a sweetheart that loves cuddles. Majestic animal indeed.

  • @chimpurinkohimiru8920
    @chimpurinkohimiru8920 2 года назад +583

    Pekingese dog was the very first dog breed I owned, seeing both of these fluffballs reminds me of my late pekingese baby Harvey. He was such a sweet boy and while he doesn't bark a lot, he does think of himself as a prince and he always wants to be spoiled with pets and kisses. I still remembered how he would bark cutely and thump his hind legs whenever I ate bananas or papayas, truly a small prince but he was very well-behaved. Be happy there on the rainbow bridge, Harvey

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 2 года назад +8

      I hope he wasn't humping and farting like this guy.

    • @karensquad9200
      @karensquad9200 2 года назад +6

      @@whutzat STOP- 🤣🤣😂😂 THIS IS A MEANINGFUL COMMENT. I EXPECTED PRAYER BUT YOU JUST HIT ME WITH THAT🤣🤣😂😂

    • @GuantanamoBayBarbie2
      @GuantanamoBayBarbie2 2 года назад

      @Tom Whalen what's going on?

    • @chimpurinkohimiru8920
      @chimpurinkohimiru8920 2 года назад +4

      @@whutzat That small princely mop never farted on me or humping, he was such a well-behaved prince

    • @whutzat
      @whutzat 2 года назад +3

      @@chimpurinkohimiru8920 Ah...then he was clearly a Prince among peasants. 👑

  • @xioaw
    @xioaw 2 года назад +734

    They look exactly like mops! My grandma used to have some, but unfortunately they were given away

    • @vishakhabh.6341
      @vishakhabh.6341 2 года назад +18

      Aw! That's awful. 😔

    • @sus425
      @sus425 2 года назад +43

      @@vishakhabh.6341 probably for the best if his gran couldn’t properly care for them anymore

    • @bobicrni1284
      @bobicrni1284 2 года назад +63

      Mops or dogs?

    • @zsokarati9228
      @zsokarati9228 2 года назад

      @@bobicrni1284 😆

    • @xioaw
      @xioaw 2 года назад +6

      @@bobicrni1284 Dogs😂

  • @luishernandez5732
    @luishernandez5732 8 месяцев назад +1

    "No, you're farting at the same time!" 😂

  • @kjy112
    @kjy112 Год назад +1

    LOL! "and farts."

  • @mr6johnclark
    @mr6johnclark 2 года назад +202

    You are their Servants:
    So basically you are saying...
    They're Cats
    Right?
    Gotcha😁

    • @merlinbrother1177
      @merlinbrother1177 2 года назад +3

      Was thinking the same

    • @thedeviouspanda
      @thedeviouspanda 2 года назад +9

      I've heard them called the dog version of Persians so maybe lol

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 2 года назад +1

      I spoil all dogs, so that pretty much describes every dog I have met.

    • @ImaNerdANDaGeek
      @ImaNerdANDaGeek 2 года назад +2

      @@thedeviouspanda I have referred to them as such, but it was mostly because of their flat faces and long super thick fur. They *look* like the dog version of a persian cat.

    • @jessegolden1076
      @jessegolden1076 2 года назад +3

      Absolutely! I have a pekingese and I don't know how many times we have said "she's just like a cat!".

  • @sylfae
    @sylfae 2 года назад +208

    This breed is remarkable. Had one as a kid, he was a prince that would sun in the window all day and wouldn’t leave my side when I got home from school.

    • @aabe1189
      @aabe1189 2 года назад +6

      Basically a cat?

    • @Cloverkitty
      @Cloverkitty 2 года назад +1

      @@aabe1189 Honestly? Yeah. They're great dogs, but the super smooshed face of some of them is a major turn off since they can struggle with respiratory issues.

    • @sylfae
      @sylfae 2 года назад

      @@aabe1189 better than a cat. He never once snapped or bit me. He didn’t care for my dad and would usually tear into my dad in he got too close.

    • @sylfae
      @sylfae 2 года назад

      @@Cloverkitty Breathing was never a huge problem with Charlie. He would go camping and hiking with us all summer long. I think when you get a Peke from a good breeder they are better.
      I have a Japanese Chin now, another brachycephalic breed. On overly hot days she is air conditioned, but she regularly runs in agility competition without issue.

  • @brendasusanchristensen7058
    @brendasusanchristensen7058 Год назад +7

    I have to say I love your big heart & witty commentary on all your videos! You give nuggets about the breed but then it just goes back to your monologue and I'm laughing. Thank you for the daily humor-its become a bright spot in my daily routine!!

  • @embersandash
    @embersandash Год назад +2

    I had a Pekingese - poodle as a child and her personality was the farthest from what you describe. Incredibly sweet, full of joy. Incredibly kind and affectionate. She was epileptic and my family refused to put her down for 19 years - when she would have a seizure, either me, my mom, or my grandmother, would go and stay with her and calm her until the seizure passed. At 19 she developed some other health issues that were much more debilitating than the seizures and she crossed the bridge. To this day, my mother and I can’t get another pet. I also had a cat who was anemic. He died in me and my uncles hands the day after a vet said he was going to be ok. I’ll never forget the look in his eyes.

  • @richa111
    @richa111 2 года назад +913

    I found this channel and came for the animals and subscribed and stayed because the commentary. Every video brings a smile!

    • @katwil89
      @katwil89 2 года назад +9

      I know, right? I'm always so happy when I get a notification that she has uploaded.

    • @maret1729
      @maret1729 2 года назад +4

      I think that's how we all wound up addicted to her channel lol

    • @viprthered
      @viprthered 2 года назад +1

      You are 100% correct

    • @TreebeardsHome
      @TreebeardsHome 2 года назад +6

      Exactly right. Come for cute dogs, stay for the relaxing voice explaining the history of each breed. Fascinating.

    • @80KLady
      @80KLady 2 года назад

      Same!

  • @vitoliotino2458
    @vitoliotino2458 2 года назад +269

    We call my brother’s Pekingese “Cousin It” as she looks like that character. There’s also no such thing as stealth mode with these dogs, they snort constantly.

    • @cuntress9000
      @cuntress9000 2 года назад +4

      lmaooo that’s perfect

    • @blakearius
      @blakearius 2 года назад +14

      Dog has breathing issues..
      Humans: Thats a quality I admire!

    • @kam-lw4ez
      @kam-lw4ez 2 года назад +2

      Sad

  • @johannphysio4977
    @johannphysio4977 Год назад +7

    “That’s extremely rude!” Hahahaha! Great video! I love your deadpan narration! Fantastic! Thanks for lifting all of our spirits!
    🙏🏻😊

  • @andreapaolabaezpaz9733
    @andreapaolabaezpaz9733 Год назад +1

    I had a pekingese as the first dog in my live, Ocatvious, and yes, he was royalty and "loyalty" his all 12 year with me... He's still in my heart, I'll always love him.

  • @jessymcgowan3494
    @jessymcgowan3494 2 года назад +503

    I'm so glad that there's good groomers like you out there. Our dog s are terrified of groomers because our previous groomers were abusive and usually hit them (we only found out later and switched to a better groomer IMMEDIATELY)

    • @cheri6360
      @cheri6360 2 года назад +80

      Omg that’s terrible. Why would a groomer hit a dog? (Or any animal for that matter!). I’m sorry that happened to your fur baby, but glad you found out and were able to remove them from said groomer!

    • @NellieCollier
      @NellieCollier 2 года назад +60

      Oh my god if I found out a groomer had been hitting my dog or any dog for that matter….I’m so sorry that happened to y’all and I hope they’re fired and are never able to work with animals again. What kind of internal management issues at that grooming business would’ve allowed that to happen? If I was in that position the moment someone tried to hurt an animal they’d be fired, and as someone who used to work with pets a lot I know for a fact that would be the case where I worked. I hope you and your dogs are doing well

    • @lalunaruna5769
      @lalunaruna5769 2 года назад +52

      Nah I’d be throwing hands if someone hit my dog.

    • @angelica9593
      @angelica9593 2 года назад +64

      @@NellieCollier It's actually more common than you think. My Mom's a groomer and the number of times she'd heard new clients say "My dog is nervous around groomers because of the last one" or something similar is way to high.

    • @VanyelK
      @VanyelK 2 года назад +8

      How did you find out?

  • @monkeybiziu
    @monkeybiziu 2 года назад +255

    Loki: "I am a god, you dull creature!"
    GWTD: *turns on blow-dryer* "Puny God."

  • @CindyWoodman
    @CindyWoodman 9 месяцев назад +1

    His ✨royal behind✨

  • @Moth_ER
    @Moth_ER 3 месяца назад +2

    I always replay that intro at least several times 😭

  • @joselitostotomas8114
    @joselitostotomas8114 2 года назад +238

    Vanessa: "Bug eyed bully"
    "Now he gets to wear the crown of of shame"
    "i hope you enjoy these hilarious mongrels"
    I was wondering when you're going to do pekes. I'm glad you did.

  • @Beautifuldisasterdanae
    @Beautifuldisasterdanae 2 года назад +69

    " No your farting at the same time stop" 🤣 These dogs look like old people without their dentures 🤣 I love the voiceovers she makes me laugh every time!

  • @aaishahbong3824
    @aaishahbong3824 5 месяцев назад +1

    I used to have a Pekinese andhhe was the best dog and very intelligent. He got me out of a speeding ticket by looking sick, on cue and I miss him. Thanks for reminding me of him !❤

  • @JennieRose8
    @JennieRose8 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh, my gosh. I about fell out of my char laughing! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @AngryBerb
    @AngryBerb 2 года назад +87

    That opening really caught me off guard lol

    • @dalpz205
      @dalpz205 2 года назад

      Yes. Never heard of this channel but that title pulled me in and wasn't clickbait. That was good.

  • @RainzHollow
    @RainzHollow 2 года назад +52

    “Oops, sorry- wrong clip-“
    😂

  • @lstockton8468
    @lstockton8468 4 месяца назад +1

    We had female pekes when I was a child and they were the most haughty, snooty princesses ever! Some other family had males and they tended to be a bit more friendly and playful. But all of them were indeed our rulers and they were well-loved dust mops. LOL!

  • @vaskitheinsane3985
    @vaskitheinsane3985 4 месяца назад +1

    I had a pika-Pom. Best little mutt ever. Lots of personality and a super happy dog. Lots of energy and the Pom mix helped them not have such a flat nose. His name was Oolong had him in my life for 17 years. Really love Pekingese and Poms due to that little nugget, made everything bright and energetic. Haven’t had the courage to go out and adopt another dog yet.

  • @cynderhazelworth4467
    @cynderhazelworth4467 2 года назад +250

    My husband calls our tiny doggie a mop too! She's a shih tzu/Maltese/ something else mix, and she loves sitting atop pillows, and rolling around in the dirt.

    • @morkiethuglife2195
      @morkiethuglife2195 2 года назад +8

      Sounds precious. I'm a 6' 250 # man tattooed with a Maltese morkie mix. Love that Lil dog.

    • @superpl55
      @superpl55 2 года назад

      @@morkiethuglife2195 gay

    • @morkiethuglife2195
      @morkiethuglife2195 2 года назад +1

      @@superpl55 grow up. Just because I'm confident in myself you're threatened I love my dog? Go bottom or something

    • @safabekr
      @safabekr 2 года назад +1

      We have a shih tzu/maltese/poodle mix

  • @kami4658
    @kami4658 2 года назад +138

    When you were clipping her nails she was like "hurry up I have royal business to attend"

  • @ladygundiva5779
    @ladygundiva5779 Год назад +2

    The paw pad shaving is is my favorite part and I don’t know why.

  • @NMC21887
    @NMC21887 2 года назад +10

    "That's extremely rude," is about as Canadian a remark to this as it gets.

  • @amaza888
    @amaza888 2 года назад +46

    "You are not their owner. You are their servant". So - a cat, basically. 😅

  • @dorotheedriessen8833
    @dorotheedriessen8833 8 месяцев назад

    The groomer should carry 'the crown of shame'.

  • @local-dumb-soil
    @local-dumb-soil Год назад

    When a dog has more love than you do

  • @staciek
    @staciek 2 года назад +129

    “Oops sorry wrong clip”
    I love how educational these videos are but the commentary is the absolute best 😂

  • @AcL5008
    @AcL5008 2 года назад +30

    Loki: "I am a god."
    Girl with the Dogs: "I have a blow dryer."

  • @theboredengineer2947
    @theboredengineer2947 8 месяцев назад +1

    My mom had a peke that live to 17 yrs. I had fond memories of our Benji who really looked like the naughty boy there. Contrary to the stereotype, he was a very gentle and clingy dog to my mom and I. We also had a chihuahua that time and she was a total diva and her name was Fruity. Now I suddenly have nostalgic flashbacks of my childhood in the 90s.

  • @NinaHansen2008
    @NinaHansen2008 2 месяца назад

    Thank you, Vanessa.