How To Write A POP Song!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @TheAMboom
    @TheAMboom 8 лет назад +7367

    How to write a pop song: You don't, you get someone else to write it for you

    • @Bkens023
      @Bkens023 8 лет назад +49

      Michael Jackson

    • @Bkens023
      @Bkens023 8 лет назад +76

      He wrote almost all of his songs

    • @Bkens023
      @Bkens023 8 лет назад +7

      +An Apathetic William oh okay

    • @Gyrbae
      @Gyrbae 8 лет назад +36

      How to write a pop song: Hire Max Maven.

    • @krabkoretv6479
      @krabkoretv6479 8 лет назад +20

      Honestly I can think of more pop artists off of the top of my head that write (or at least take part in writing) their own music than artists that don't. Besides, who the fuck cares? Not all singers are necessarily good songwriters and vice-versa. If it sounds good to me, I'll listen to it, I don't care if the person singing happens to be the composer or not.

  • @shantanukhandkar
    @shantanukhandkar 6 лет назад +2156

    You forgot auto-tune and an unrelated rap section

  • @thomasfowler8212
    @thomasfowler8212 5 лет назад +1505

    You missed out the words 'yeh, yeh, yeh' and 'baby' for the lyrics

    • @leon.g280
      @leon.g280 5 лет назад +14

      Just baby yeh yeh yeh would be to much for the text

    • @funneneym9965
      @funneneym9965 4 года назад +15

      and the 'ayy'

    • @VyriC
      @VyriC 4 года назад +17

      And na na na

    • @aestechtic7608
      @aestechtic7608 4 года назад +8

      Oh la la

    • @Woomiasty
      @Woomiasty 4 года назад +12

      "Girl"

  • @edge3220
    @edge3220 5 лет назад +889

    4:15 That's not even a joke. That's literally what the radio sounds like.

    • @Confeks
      @Confeks 4 года назад +23

      yes

    • @timothymallonjr4659
      @timothymallonjr4659 4 года назад +15

      Seriously

    • @brushot
      @brushot 4 года назад +10

      Bcuz of how the radio pick up frequencies?

    • @riso9059
      @riso9059 4 года назад +23

      @@brushot because of how shit pop is

    • @SGroink
      @SGroink 4 года назад +7

      @@riso9059 literally and figuratively

  • @ericthehighlander
    @ericthehighlander 8 лет назад +4676

    You forgot to put in an incredible, over-abundance of auto tune in.

    • @Tezla_Insanity
      @Tezla_Insanity 8 лет назад +34

      yep

    • @MarkLee1
      @MarkLee1 8 лет назад +60

      That's prog pop.

    • @Matmax42
      @Matmax42 8 лет назад +52

      and pitbull in the midlle of the song

    • @metaltom2003
      @metaltom2003 8 лет назад +14

      +Matmax42 or an actual pitbull

    • @Matmax42
      @Matmax42 8 лет назад +8

      +metaltom2003 there is no pop song without pitbull anyway :)

  • @bazil_b4567
    @bazil_b4567 6 лет назад +722

    Where’s the rap bridge with completely unrelated lyrics?

    • @MuttFitness
      @MuttFitness 6 лет назад +22

      That's like an crossover pop song.

    • @jtd798
      @jtd798 6 лет назад +11

      "Alien sex"

    • @noursarhan8695
      @noursarhan8695 5 лет назад +15

      *cough* Cardi B in "Girls like you" *cough*
      And many more...

    • @X0E12
      @X0E12 5 лет назад +11

      Don't forget to keep rapping your name throughout your whole part if you wanna sound like Cardi B

    • @matthiasdjveitmanndajenth5365
      @matthiasdjveitmanndajenth5365 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr and why is there drums.... no pop song has drums

  • @PhatPoodles
    @PhatPoodles 8 лет назад +2114

    How to write a pop song
    1. Fucking don't

    • @Nickball97
      @Nickball97 8 лет назад +12

      +Phat Poodles Actually, Anthony would kindly disagree

    • @Adam-cs2qm
      @Adam-cs2qm 8 лет назад +1

      +Nicolas Arango Yeah but what does Cal think of pop?

    • @PhatPoodles
      @PhatPoodles 8 лет назад +15

      +Nicolas Arango cal chuchesta is the only good pop artist. The new CALassic: 10en/10

    • @labriezalka9026
      @labriezalka9026 8 лет назад

      +Phat Poodles this is it

    • @metalhed636
      @metalhed636 8 лет назад +2

      I think Rick Astley takes the cake....

  • @FierceMotorworks
    @FierceMotorworks 5 лет назад +1080

    you forgot one drum beat: Richard Benson

    • @iiL06
      @iiL06 5 лет назад +15

      Lol😂

    • @popefranciss
      @popefranciss 5 лет назад +48

      richard benson richard benson richard benson

    • @leon.g280
      @leon.g280 5 лет назад +34

      I can hear this comment

    • @dreugh424
      @dreugh424 4 года назад +3

      @@wrathfulhabanero9742 Ok, boomer.

    • @jonnypayne598
      @jonnypayne598 4 года назад +17

      Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson Richard Benson.

  • @adriellightvale8140
    @adriellightvale8140 6 лет назад +858

    1:47 You just gave your dogs an entirely new opinion of you.

    • @lemmykilmister5293
      @lemmykilmister5293 5 лет назад +58

      Dog was like your not good stripper

    • @Punkpsychobilly
      @Punkpsychobilly 5 лет назад +46

      I’m sure they already knew that side of him after being subjecting to living in the same house over the years

    • @CaptiveReefSystems
      @CaptiveReefSystems 5 лет назад +17

      😂 They didn't have a clue what was happening..

    • @78jeldre
      @78jeldre 5 лет назад +11

      Poor dogs

    • @FRhinestone_yt
      @FRhinestone_yt 5 лет назад +8

      I'm pretty sure his dogs have seen more than that before 😂

  • @Bfolks84
    @Bfolks84 6 лет назад +3517

    This guy is like the coolest nerd ever.

    • @78jeldre
      @78jeldre 5 лет назад +55

      Wait HE'S A NERD I didn't know that (no I'm not trying to be mean)

    • @Nightmare-ux4eb
      @Nightmare-ux4eb 5 лет назад +13

      Yeah man...

    • @doris4469
      @doris4469 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah he's kinda annoying but he's nice

    • @mathewstain9079
      @mathewstain9079 5 лет назад +9

      The beatles is a Pop band and he said that pop is crap and no skill writing and no need to playing instrument

    • @mathewstain9079
      @mathewstain9079 5 лет назад +7

      Im french sorry for my english 🙃

  • @coppercorsair1020
    @coppercorsair1020 8 лет назад +1074

    Guys, we need to invest in Steve T memes while shares are still cheap

  • @rosaindica7896
    @rosaindica7896 4 года назад +121

    I m glad there are still people who understand what music means and spread the knowledge. Artwork is constantly degrading for money and fame.
    I never listen to radio or TV. So glad I live in the age of internet and I can surf some really underrated talented musicians

    • @lukecohen9833
      @lukecohen9833 2 года назад +3

      I hate new music the newest I listen to is old green day

    • @longnamebecauseithas50char45
      @longnamebecauseithas50char45 2 года назад +2

      @@lukecohen9833 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @enzo17_33
    @enzo17_33 7 лет назад +634

    My teacher showed us this in music class, after a student requested it. Believe me, she was not ready for the boots tiity cat.

    • @IndieTimberStudio
      @IndieTimberStudio 6 лет назад +60

      How about the “Public Bathroom ‘Song?’”

    • @mattb6646
      @mattb6646 6 лет назад +6

      speediest comic that is awesome, haha.

    • @Marishahh
      @Marishahh 2 года назад

      Rap God is like Tyburn b. Duygytbt6iftuu7ur8oj6oe6hj66thjyutiuuegi72euutuioyyyogiuurtefgiiurgiyirrgy9uogyrrsyiiorgruregguo823vrv gf 44i4iyuguivdjjgufrsuui

    • @Jmilillo
      @Jmilillo 2 года назад +2

      Coolest teacher ever!!

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 2 года назад

      Boots City cats boot boots tidy cats boots cats tits

  • @acousticmario6109
    @acousticmario6109 5 лет назад +1218

    All i could her during the pop loop was "richard benson,richard benson,richard benson"

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 8 лет назад +2980

    You forgot the most important lesson. AUTOTUNE!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF AUTOTUNE!!!!

    • @TinyDrPhil
      @TinyDrPhil 8 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @riga2391
      @riga2391 8 лет назад +27

      +Stefan Perko I am pretty sure that in metal, the autotune is considered somewhat like an heresy

    • @MrDaedraeda
      @MrDaedraeda 8 лет назад +4

      +BlackburnBigdragon I think he implied it as he said that you need no musical talent at all. But we have to be fair. There are many four chord songs out there.

    • @brendangibson8200
      @brendangibson8200 8 лет назад +4

      +Stefan Perko Pitch correction and autotune aren't the same thing

    • @brendangibson8200
      @brendangibson8200 8 лет назад +4

      I'm a producer dude. I own autotune. I know what it does xD A vocoder is something different entirely

  • @depressedsquidward4254
    @depressedsquidward4254 5 лет назад +798

    Steve, you forgot the most important thing in pop music..
    *Auto tune*

    • @TheBombyExtra
      @TheBombyExtra 4 года назад +59

      *And Sexual Refrences*

    • @0x8badf00d
      @0x8badf00d 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/K_U7ejfOuV0/видео.html

    • @MariahHernandez15
      @MariahHernandez15 4 года назад

      Oskar Skog i was already watching that but i didn’t finish it

    • @cringe9193
      @cringe9193 3 года назад

      @@0x8badf00d Ive watched that video before also i found that metal band from that video their awesome

    • @8ballzillaawesomeness824
      @8ballzillaawesomeness824 3 года назад

      oH yeEaAHhH

  • @BrosselLP
    @BrosselLP 8 лет назад +1200

    Stevie you forgot something!
    The chorus doesn't even need lyricas at all! You can just go "Oooooh, ooooooh, ooo--oooo-oo-oo-oooh!" the entire time! Like that people won't have to remember any lyrics!
    And also, use autotune. It's great, shitty singers sound great, and if you're a good singer, use it anyways, it's sound soooo good!

    • @wazzap500
      @wazzap500 8 лет назад +9

      Ye like those Soccer songs. Fuck this Genre

    • @BrosselLP
      @BrosselLP 8 лет назад +5

      UrbanDanger ! So bad.

    • @BrosselLP
      @BrosselLP 8 лет назад +1

      ***** :3

    • @daniiiba2633
      @daniiiba2633 8 лет назад +9

      +Brossel Or repeat the same word or two twenty times, forty times in the last chorus xD

    • @BrosselLP
      @BrosselLP 8 лет назад

      Danii Iba Exactly!

  • @DSMStudios
    @DSMStudios 8 лет назад +1890

    This guy is a genius.

    • @TheBlashMusic
      @TheBlashMusic 8 лет назад +10

      Literally quite the opposite

    • @DSMStudios
      @DSMStudios 8 лет назад +5

      TheBlashMusic True xD

    • @TheBlashMusic
      @TheBlashMusic 8 лет назад

      Pretty funny tho

    • @anordinarynobody2443
      @anordinarynobody2443 7 лет назад +52

      Yeah, he's a true genius

    • @imrozzahan7328
      @imrozzahan7328 7 лет назад +15

      DSM Studios , This guy is a genius. But you are a dumbass. You are good for nothing but poop songs. Pop is not for you.

  • @demonking5971
    @demonking5971 7 лет назад +493

    Steve dancing to that loop was the greatest fucking shit I've ever seen on the internet

  • @Conan2433
    @Conan2433 4 года назад +233

    "Those aren't lyrics! Those are things drunk people say"
    There isn't more to say.

    • @Xghxstly
      @Xghxstly 4 года назад +1

      The word your looking for is pop

    • @Xghxstly
      @Xghxstly 4 года назад +1

      Pop=poop

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 4 года назад

      @@Xghxstly incredibly original
      i've never heard that one before

    • @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer
      @The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer 4 года назад +1

      Shlomo ahuno Filifos! Seeing a fellow Suryoyo in a random comment section kind of made my day. Always a pleasant surprise... makes it feel like we're not so few after all :)

    • @Conan2433
      @Conan2433 4 года назад +1

      @@The_Moe_Szyslak_Exp_feat_Homer Bshayno Ahuno rhimo! Suryoye have always had a strange type of humour...
      God bless you. ☦️

  • @franciscogomez8352
    @franciscogomez8352 8 лет назад +371

    pop fans can get as mad as they want but most of this is so true.

    • @orangeflower2797
      @orangeflower2797 7 лет назад +26

      yep unfortunately..there are some talented pop artists but well the shitty ones are taking over

    • @matteopossamai1103
      @matteopossamai1103 7 лет назад +27

      More like "The music I like is made without passion, for masses(most of which are kids), and with the only aim to grab money, I should be ashamed of myself. It is also easy to make. "

    • @WhoBlah21
      @WhoBlah21 7 лет назад +7

      Nope not even close, his definition of pop music is juvenile and cringy reminds me a lot how me and my friends were like in high school thinking that metal is epitome of all music.

    • @freeze9842
      @freeze9842 7 лет назад +2

      WhoBlah u make me cringe

    • @danguilas885
      @danguilas885 7 лет назад +1

      If it doesn't take a lot of time to make, then the musicianship is limited, i mean, there's no musicianship in modern pop music...

  • @cowboycalebbroersma
    @cowboycalebbroersma 5 лет назад +1020

    3.1k pop fans disliked this

  • @jazzetienne2285
    @jazzetienne2285 8 лет назад +673

    Unfortunately, this is one of the best pop songs I've heard all year.

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 7 лет назад +13

      Jasmine Etienne because he actually knows how to make music

    • @amireal5458
      @amireal5458 7 лет назад +4

      Jasmine Etienne no it's not stop trying so hard edgy bitch

    • @jazzetienne2285
      @jazzetienne2285 7 лет назад +15

      BLXCKMXG3 Oh good, so you absolutely know what pop songs I'd heard last year, enough to know this isn't better than most. good to know.

    • @aryamanneelakantan7882
      @aryamanneelakantan7882 7 лет назад +1

      Reese Tiller is on FIRE!!

    • @remote8761
      @remote8761 7 лет назад +7

      We all know it wasn't. Nobody would listen to that shit.

  • @kybamclane9357
    @kybamclane9357 4 года назад +45

    6:36 "Those aren't lyrics! Those are things drunk people say!" My favorite line. So true.

  • @aizatsyafiee4090
    @aizatsyafiee4090 7 лет назад +378

    'You gonna grab your guitar and.....pffffffffffffffffff....."😂😂

  • @Zallard
    @Zallard 6 лет назад +1093

    me: *sleeping at night*
    mosquitos: 2:11

    • @makaylanicole2735
      @makaylanicole2735 6 лет назад +28

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA 😂😂

    • @Izaac1337
      @Izaac1337 6 лет назад +21

      I can relate.

    • @felixrr7381
      @felixrr7381 5 лет назад +8

      made my day lmao 🤣

    • @Carbon2861996
      @Carbon2861996 5 лет назад +27

      Me: Turns off ringtone
      my phone:

    • @udhi_gn3893
      @udhi_gn3893 5 лет назад +7

      Steve definitely has some potential in brass instruments and may develop his own trumpet embouchure

  • @christiangiuffre1277
    @christiangiuffre1277 7 лет назад +445

    You forgot the obscene amount of autotune.

    • @OfficiallyMasky
      @OfficiallyMasky 6 лет назад +1

      Christian Giuffré yes exactly

    • @justmitzias5834
      @justmitzias5834 6 лет назад +2

      Normal people don't understand that sh*t. Everyone can sing with autotune and people like it? I hope the sun burns out soon or I'll kill myself..

    • @brianyzq7776
      @brianyzq7776 6 лет назад +2

      Dennis Mitzeus you're outta luck, the sun will burn out in about 5 billion years so lol

    • @OfficiallyMasky
      @OfficiallyMasky 6 лет назад +1

      brianyzq777 XD my dude XD

    • @uhuhuhuhuhuh3537
      @uhuhuhuhuhuh3537 6 лет назад

      I read this autotuned

  • @colbyculver5782
    @colbyculver5782 5 лет назад +339

    4 minute song Queen song
    Me: I love this
    Pop people: what the hell this it’s way to long

    • @hellforsale
      @hellforsale 4 года назад +42

      Queen is incredible

    • @colbyculver5782
      @colbyculver5782 4 года назад +11

      Yes they are

    • @hickorymccay2994
      @hickorymccay2994 4 года назад +15

      *Plays pop people Echoes*

    • @str.1913
      @str.1913 4 года назад +20

      Slipknot - iowa: 15 minutes, starts at 2 minute
      Pop fans: where is lyrics??? Its only women screaming!

    • @CobaltLancer
      @CobaltLancer 4 года назад +13

      Colby Culver
      Any Metal Intro
      *_Me:_* Awesome!
      *_Pop/Rap People:_* Does it have lyrics or is it just an instrumental?
      Yup. Unfortunately that’s what you’ll always hear them ask (mainly because pop and rap songs either have 3 second intros or no intros). They even think metal intros are ridiculous and always say “mETAl iS sTUpID bECaUSe tHEy PlAy 3 mInUTeS fIRst beFOre tHEy sTArT tO sINg”. I’m always asked that -_-

  • @thunderlight5202
    @thunderlight5202 8 лет назад +594

    Dude, you're a poser! You didn't use autotune!

  • @mildchaos6037
    @mildchaos6037 5 лет назад +315

    Beat Intro
    Verse
    Chorus
    Verse
    Chorus
    Bridge
    Amplified Chorus (With MAYBE a one word change in the chorus, but never more)
    There you go folks, go make that pop song.

    • @shannonosullivan1375
      @shannonosullivan1375 5 лет назад +15

      Dont forget the key change on the last chorus

    • @goncalosilva8069
      @goncalosilva8069 5 лет назад +21

      @@shannonosullivan1375 they don't do that anymore. Key changes are too complicated for pop

    • @friendlyneighborhoodasianm912
      @friendlyneighborhoodasianm912 5 лет назад

      yeah, I've heard it happen twice

    • @TheoSanders593
      @TheoSanders593 5 лет назад +3

      And end it with the first line of the chorus in acappella! 🤣🤣

    • @irenecamargomacedo6626
      @irenecamargomacedo6626 2 года назад

      Do it like this:
      Beat intro
      Verse 1
      Pre-chorus
      Chorus (1 time, and loud enough)
      Verse 2
      Pre-chorus
      Chorus (2 times and even louder)
      Bridge (quieter)
      Pre-chorus
      Chorus (100000000000000 times and loud as hell)
      Oh, and don't forget to add stuff like "baby", "cuz", "gonna", "gotta", and "oh yeah"!

  • @dragonno6587
    @dragonno6587 8 лет назад +225

    You made an EDM pop song, the other side of pop now is Rap.. put some generic groovy beat and repeat something edgy like "smoke weed, titties, swag" and boast, boast a lot about how cool you perceive yourself too be... and the third POP genre is the Pop ballad/ RnB which is the most popular.. Anyway these three genres are combining in to one huge pile of dung what plagues our mainstream airways.

    • @ub-ilordrooqckus6710
      @ub-ilordrooqckus6710 8 лет назад +18

      I agree but old school rap is pretty good, they had something to say

    • @hectoralmodovar1
      @hectoralmodovar1 8 лет назад +1

      +ßub-ßißLord Rooqckusß what do you think people like Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg rap about?

    • @dragonno6587
      @dragonno6587 8 лет назад +1

      yeah they had something to say like "ice ice baby" or "you can't touch this".. genius

    • @ub-ilordrooqckus6710
      @ub-ilordrooqckus6710 8 лет назад +7

      +unnattractive goth No not really, but I mean guys like Nas and Tupac

    • @hectoralmodovar1
      @hectoralmodovar1 8 лет назад

      +ßub-ßißLord Rooqckusß tupac rapped about partying and having bitches from time to time

  • @icetea_94
    @icetea_94 5 лет назад +129

    1:48 The dogs are like “wtf are u doing -_- ?”

  • @masonpelzer8052
    @masonpelzer8052 7 лет назад +649

    I used to like pop music when I was younger
    I was such a loser

  • @suhasbv2975
    @suhasbv2975 5 лет назад +404

    Warning: don't drink water while watching steveT videos.
    Trust me I just experienced it. It's not good.

    • @pacingBlue
      @pacingBlue 5 лет назад +11

      Don't vape either

    • @SyntaxAlex
      @SyntaxAlex 5 лет назад +4

      pacingBlue ouch

    • @tk3729
      @tk3729 5 лет назад

      @@pacingBlue facts

    • @patronusmusic
      @patronusmusic 4 года назад

      Literally choked drinking my tea a couple days ago on a different video lol.

  • @redlightningvlogs7849
    @redlightningvlogs7849 8 лет назад +618

    how to write a poop song?

  • @ellawarren9188
    @ellawarren9188 4 года назад +40

    I lost it when he bumped the dog’s face😂😂😂

  • @alanburgos5675
    @alanburgos5675 7 лет назад +263

    Man, im learning english with your videos thanks!!

    • @KamiiloFreestyle8
      @KamiiloFreestyle8 7 лет назад +38

      Alan Burgos Me too, I like to watch his videos because he pronounce the words very clear so I can understand everything he says.

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 7 лет назад +8

      Alan Burgos i learned french from his French Deathcore song. he is a genius

    • @pseudonym1337
      @pseudonym1337 7 лет назад +1

      His accent is actually fairly non-standard for a North American; to the ears of someone from California or Texas his accent is pretty heavy, especially on certain vowels.
      So if you talk like him, people will probably think you are from like Michigan.

    • @mobsiesixsixsix9785
      @mobsiesixsixsix9785 7 лет назад

      Why would anyone think a Canadian was from Michigan? Do you even know He's Canadian?

    • @pseudonym1337
      @pseudonym1337 7 лет назад

      Well, I didn't actually say he was from Michigan if you read my comment, only that people might think you were from up there if you spoke with a few of his vowels.
      I admit that I did not know he was from Canada, but that is frankly beside the point, as I was just saying is pronunciation is not really standard since it isn't RP or General American. I'm not trying to insult him, if I disliked him and thought he sounded annoying, I wouldn't be watching his videos.
      I just thought I'd point out the fact that he has an accent because most non-native speakers don't want to sound like they have a nonstandard accent. Besides that, there is nothing objectively wrong with his accent or any other one for that matter.

  • @Hasselbacherr
    @Hasselbacherr 8 лет назад +745

    man this guy is amazing, everything he says in his Videos is so good damn true

    • @yomama8900
      @yomama8900 8 лет назад +5

      +Juan P. Gonzalez D S slightly of what?

    • @MrSteelBitch
      @MrSteelBitch 8 лет назад +1

      he's amazing but he's not true, and he's not meant to be xD most pop musicians like Taylor Swift start with a guitar or piano and wrote their songs, then they will take their acoustic piece to a writer such a max Martin, and they will build an electronic synthy backing track around the original song. so none the less it always starts with an instrument, the artists do have talent, and people spend endless hours writing the music, whether it's on a computer or instrument. if it was as easy as this video makes out everybody would be millionaires. so don't take him seriously, he's just joking

    • @DGGB--
      @DGGB-- 8 лет назад +2

      +Patrick Deterville He's mostly right thougj

    • @MrSteelBitch
      @MrSteelBitch 8 лет назад +1

      TheDGGB He says what people want to think is right, it isn't right though. People like Adele unlike Taylor do write jackshit, but even if they dont, somebody will have written the song and spent countless hours making it.

    • @DGGB--
      @DGGB-- 8 лет назад +1

      Patrick Deterville I know that, what I mean is that many of them don't. Obviously some are great and have talent (as you mentioned, Adele is one of those) but many just don't. Actually most that I know don't.

  • @parkeranderson8465
    @parkeranderson8465 5 лет назад +230

    I love how he has a Ozzy Osborne seat cover but he is making a pop song

    • @billgaming8623
      @billgaming8623 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah. Its like the Kids In school that Wear ACDC and metallica hoodies and dont know a single song from them

    • @thomastibbs6358
      @thomastibbs6358 5 лет назад +23

      @@billgaming8623 but thing is he actually listens to metal

    • @11037_kuwata
      @11037_kuwata 5 лет назад

      I know right 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @taysem321
      @taysem321 4 года назад +5

      @@billgaming8623 i hate merch-wearing non-fans of whatever. I think i saw the epitome of it. I met a girl wearing a f•r•i•e•n•d•s shirt and when i asked her if she actually watched it, she said "i thought it was a band"

    • @take1994
      @take1994 4 года назад +4

      TheBoi353 because it’s mass marketed in Target-K Mart-Wal Mart and theyre $10. Biggest irony of it all is Kurt bent over backwards to rebel all things glossy and mainstream, all while writing catchy pop hooks.

  • @evanlewis9313
    @evanlewis9313 5 лет назад +69

    5 steps to Writing a pop song
    1.) Suck at instruments
    2.) Sing about your Girl Friend, and how sad you are that she left you.
    3.) have people write the song for you
    Instead of actually writing it yourself
    4.) Be as repetitive as could be
    5.) suck in general

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 2 года назад +1

      My first pop song will sound like this: ooo oh oohhhhh oooooohh oooo

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 2 года назад +1

      For ten minutes

    • @Okbuddypal
      @Okbuddypal Год назад

      You forgot about 6. Autotune the SHIT out of your voice to compensate for your lack of vocal talent

    • @rafaelpereiragomes1735
      @rafaelpereiragomes1735 6 месяцев назад

      Actual step 5: Use autotune that will make you sound inhumane in the worst way possible.

  • @valdemar6980
    @valdemar6980 6 лет назад +236

    2:10 sounds like a grass cutter

  • @abit4481
    @abit4481 7 лет назад +279

    To write a pop song, you must *repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff, repeat stuff!*

    • @gerher9416
      @gerher9416 6 лет назад +5

      that's why my latest pop album features one song 12 times just with different titles ;)

    • @mrpandasian8871
      @mrpandasian8871 6 лет назад +5

      *I AM A VESSEL* *VHGHJYHCCBCVNLHFTSRCFG* *666*

    • @beccalisgard6118
      @beccalisgard6118 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahahahha oh bo.

    • @josephtabar492
      @josephtabar492 5 лет назад

      Otay Buttwheat.

    • @kevinbushracing58
      @kevinbushracing58 5 лет назад +2

      @@jacobmullens374 shut up pussy.

  • @blazejecar
    @blazejecar 8 лет назад +77

    people don't know what they're listening to, nor do they care or WANT to know. Think they care it's simple and crap with no meaning? No, they see music as just a beat to dance to, or a background noise that doesn't disturb you and grab your attention, but at the same time it feels like a conversation is a little more lively with something playing in the background. Anyone who worked with music and studied at least a bit of theory will tell you pop is garbage, but most people have no clue and just like it because it's catchy and fun and easy. We can make 9001 parody videos and vids telling people why pop is shit but pop will always be the #1 genre, sadly. Always has been, always will be, but if it's any consolation, good music remains. People don't remember 5% of 70s pop hits, but bohemian rhapsody is still a song that amasses hundreds of millions of views 45 years after its release. It's always been my philosophy to ignore pop and just keep doing my own thing. Don't go around hating on people for listening to pop, just....each to their own. At least I know my music will be remembered for decades to come, while pop fans literally can't name 5 songs that were popular 4 years ago.

    • @myfriendsean
      @myfriendsean 8 лет назад +15

      +blazejecar My favorite is when you show someone a metal song and they say "well.. I like the beat"

    • @blazejecar
      @blazejecar 8 лет назад +8

      ***** man, I live in a religious family. Hardcore religious. Anything with guitar in it=satan. You know how much shit I get from my family for listening to rock and metal? XD and I get the same experience you do in school. "But that's just yelling and screaming satanic shit, why can't you listen to nice music like lil wayne or one direction (it's pretty popular here)"
      i dont even know how to reply to these people XD

    • @myfriendsean
      @myfriendsean 8 лет назад +14

      Or when they say "I can't understand any of that satanic crap" well, if you can't understand it then how do you know it's satanic? Lol people are weird

    • @blazejecar
      @blazejecar 8 лет назад +12

      sean adams yet those same people will praise gangnam style and say "You dont need to understand the lyrics for the song to be good"

    • @myfriendsean
      @myfriendsean 8 лет назад +3

      +blazejecar lmao!

  • @jtbackup4553
    @jtbackup4553 5 лет назад +228

    How time make Pop Music:
    1). Make the lyrics about something personal that no one cares about (don’t forget to auto tune the heck out of it!)
    2). Make a simple, repetitive beat
    3). Make a simple synthesized melody
    4). Sell it to Interscope Records or something
    5). Tell the radio to overplay it
    6). Boom! That’s how you make it. Now just sit back, relax, and listen to teenage girls talk about how it’s the best song in the world.

    • @billgaming8623
      @billgaming8623 5 лет назад +20

      You forgot the Kids Who Will blast out the shit song and thinking they are cool

    • @crash5632
      @crash5632 4 года назад +16

      Don't forget the 14 year olds who will say that it's deep

    • @take1994
      @take1994 4 года назад +5

      Is there still “Radio”...raydeeyu, radeehi...wait, how do you say it again?

    • @Psevdonim123
      @Psevdonim123 4 года назад +14

      7). Be a dick to your fans, they gonna like it, thus they gonna love your song even more.

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 3 года назад

      8.) Write an incorrect list.

  • @vbhall3407
    @vbhall3407 5 лет назад +154

    Even dealing with deep deppression you make me laugh man...ty..

    • @satyamsinghh
      @satyamsinghh 4 года назад +5

      @Connor Fox you're a nice man

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 4 года назад

      Hope you're doing well bruh

    • @rowan2086
      @rowan2086 4 года назад +3

      Vito Hall hope you’re doin alright bro

    • @Karthik-nv6ry
      @Karthik-nv6ry 4 года назад

      wt happened bro

  • @WATEmusic
    @WATEmusic 8 лет назад +343

    THE FUCKING TRUTH

  • @JawJX
    @JawJX 8 лет назад +348

    "Metal is the master genre and everything other genre sucks" comments are coming.

    • @jeanfrancoisrondeau6444
      @jeanfrancoisrondeau6444 8 лет назад +35

      fuck yeah so true the best music

    • @campcircadia5079
      @campcircadia5079 8 лет назад +1

      Brace Yourself 😂

    • @JawJX
      @JawJX 8 лет назад +20

      jean francois rondeau In case you didn't notice I wasn't rejoicing in it.

    • @NotDingse
      @NotDingse 8 лет назад +8

      Metal is pretty shit. "Wow you can shred? How about shifting to a 7 chord that fits the one you've played for the last ten minutes?"

    • @JawJX
      @JawJX 8 лет назад +6

      Definitely Not Dingse! Calm yo tittiez gurl

  • @brushot
    @brushot 4 года назад +27

    As a producer, I can confirm that this is good beginner pop music!

  • @michaeltozzi3112
    @michaeltozzi3112 7 лет назад +76

    Be careful who you call ugly in middle school.

    • @DanB-sh3wt
      @DanB-sh3wt 6 лет назад +2

      Michael Tozzi did you get that from Jared's Metal Memes?

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion 6 лет назад +114

    When I was younger, my next door neighbor, my little sister, and I were trying to write a good theme song, and I spent a long time (possibly 2 hours for a 10 second clip) writing a cool melody, a harmony part, a nice drum beat, and then my sister just put a few loops together, and then at the end just said a couple words with a reverb-vocals preset, which took about a minute to throw together (actually, it was just under 10 minutes, but close enough), and won. The other two did a similar thing, but my sister’s was “better” because it had a denser mix that was less repetitive (because, you know, they used about 10 loops instead of 3).
    At that age, my neighbors were writing 4 loop pop songs, and I was writing basic orchestral pieces like those we played in 6th grade Orchestra (which probably would sound terrible to me now).

  • @yemion1770
    @yemion1770 6 лет назад +326

    I feel bad for his dogs

    • @oriontheghost5094
      @oriontheghost5094 5 лет назад +3

      Nathan Yemin I liked just because the profile pic

    • @pitter9175
      @pitter9175 5 лет назад +2

      I wanted to write this comment...

    • @divisix024
      @divisix024 5 лет назад +1

      Your profile pic!!!!

    • @mvunit3
      @mvunit3 5 лет назад

      . . . I cried :'(

    • @gurditt_singh
      @gurditt_singh 5 лет назад

      Yeah, that is messed up 😂😂

  • @BarryWhiteStuff
    @BarryWhiteStuff 5 лет назад +66

    1:55
    Kid: mum what's that man doing
    Mum: um....

    • @lennycat_114
      @lennycat_114 4 года назад +2

      He's Dance Humping His Imaginary Girlfriend

    • @elchicopajaro5179
      @elchicopajaro5179 4 года назад +2

      Mum: get in the house
      Kid: but muuum
      Mum: GEt iN tHE HoUsE!!!

    • @sarah_1108
      @sarah_1108 3 года назад

      Lol 🤣🤣

  • @laurieterreberry616
    @laurieterreberry616 8 лет назад +79

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Too funny Steve. I love how Dottie didn't even care that you were sticking your butt in her face. Crazy dog. That nice green grass makes me want summer. It is Jan. 3, 2016 and 11F here today. The coldest day this winter so far. Well another great video under your belt Steve.

    • @gmangsxr750
      @gmangsxr750 8 лет назад +6

      +Laurie Terreberry A Terreberry??? I feel like I know somebody that knows somebody famous!!!!
      Please tell Steve to check his Email. Jared Dines sent him an email to do a shred challenge and Stevie's fan base says YES PLEASE!!!!
      Oh, and Metal Core Song #2.
      :)

    • @gmangsxr750
      @gmangsxr750 8 лет назад +5

      +Nagy Gergely To be honest, I think Jared is a really good overall producer, but Steve would kill him in guitar playing... it wouldn't even be a close contest. I've never had Jared impress me with his guitar playing, but I think as an overall personality, producer, and entertainer... I really like him. But Steve is just incredible, so under rated.

    • @deveanjoshcacho8111
      @deveanjoshcacho8111 8 лет назад +1

      +Laurie Terreberry haha

  • @TOCS94
    @TOCS94 8 лет назад +95

    Pop music decades ago didn't use to be this shit. It has just been slowly adapting assembly line rhetoric over the years as with everything else. From making music to making money, essentially.

    • @StakeCake
      @StakeCake 8 лет назад +4

      +TOCS na you're just looking in the right places chum :^)

    • @TOCS94
      @TOCS94 8 лет назад +1

      Stop Triggering Me Perhaps you're right. I really like The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Todd Rundgren, John Denver, etc. and I wouldn't question their ability to write and perform good music. I do, however, agree that popular music today, in general, is garbage and that this video is a great example of what the industry has become.

    • @StakeCake
      @StakeCake 8 лет назад

      TOCS dunno what pop you've been listening too be a lot of it is p good fam

    • @terran236
      @terran236 8 лет назад

      +TOCS may i recommend vienna teng? Shes very piano oriented for the most part! But she mixes in electronic and acoustic instruments in her music. overall Very dynamic music. Inland territory and Aims would be albums to start with!
      Good day!

    • @ThPid
      @ThPid 8 лет назад +11

      +TOCS Yes it did, history just filters out the shit.

  • @ToyotaCamry-qz5cp
    @ToyotaCamry-qz5cp 8 лет назад +506

    metal/rock: artistic
    pop: autistic

    • @KilianxFire27
      @KilianxFire27 8 лет назад +4

      Damn right dude

    • @ProTobigen
      @ProTobigen 8 лет назад +23

      i have autism and this is genuinely funny

    • @user-tj5xp5eo4f
      @user-tj5xp5eo4f 8 лет назад +13

      ironically im autistic and i despis pop music
      i fucking love acdc

    • @Iwantapplez109
      @Iwantapplez109 8 лет назад +1

      Kappa m8. that insult is Kappa as fuck m9

    • @Iwantapplez109
      @Iwantapplez109 8 лет назад +1

      and i don't evne LISTEN to pop, i listen to EDM and Metal, because i like both of the genres, and consider them both music

  • @ThunderSpecial
    @ThunderSpecial 5 лет назад +85

    I whip my butt back and forth
    I whip my butt back and forth
    I whip my butt back and forth
    THAT'S MY POP SONG

  • @vyrawllxo300
    @vyrawllxo300 7 лет назад +194

    *under code 136; thou shall not steal CRAPPY MUSIC!* lmfao

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 6 лет назад +6

      Stevie should make a t-shirt with that on it. It would sell millions.

  • @kyranoboyle3378
    @kyranoboyle3378 7 лет назад +163

    Finally someone understands me

    • @FxBrour
      @FxBrour 7 лет назад +3

      don´t threat the enitirty of the metal music community understands you. With Hip hop i am not so sure since modern rap music is basically the same thing as pop only spoken rather than sung with a shitload of auto tune.

    • @kestrel1118
      @kestrel1118 6 лет назад

      hear, hear!

  • @ryanpowell9092
    @ryanpowell9092 8 лет назад +368

    I don't think that his dogs like when he twerked in their faces.

    • @EvilGremlin100
      @EvilGremlin100 8 лет назад +72

      Ryan Powell his dog's like "dude! stop! i don't like this! dude, you're scaring me! stop!"

    • @josephfriedman1327
      @josephfriedman1327 8 лет назад +28

      Pete Welch dogs like the smell of butts and they were wagging their tails.

  • @8d932
    @8d932 5 лет назад +75

    When Stevie tries to make a bad sounding pop song it still sounds better than mosy mainstream pop songs

    • @kyriley4075
      @kyriley4075 2 года назад

      Musician

    • @rafaelpereiragomes1735
      @rafaelpereiragomes1735 6 месяцев назад

      Well, at least there's actual drum beats and a better bass than what contemporary low-budget Popstars and Rappers use. There's none of that ticking beat or farting bass that they use.

  • @aprialdanoarjunajaya5271
    @aprialdanoarjunajaya5271 7 лет назад +351

    7:10
    you're welcome
    now you can enjoy Steve's masterpiece pop song

    • @BSZ-ze1vt
      @BSZ-ze1vt 6 лет назад +1

      Aprialdano thank u very much

  • @TynoGH
    @TynoGH 8 лет назад +799

    Steve T please check jared's message to you for a shred battle! also awesome video as always! thumbs up guys so he can djent djared down!

  • @MichKlo
    @MichKlo 6 лет назад +73

    I once tried to play a pop song on a violin.
    Which just ended up on a loop and I question everything.

  • @11037_kuwata
    @11037_kuwata 5 лет назад +40

    That Ozzy Osbourne seat cover at 4:21 when he's listening to the bathroom one XD

  • @AGrogbart
    @AGrogbart 7 лет назад +357

    Now for the final... guess what "pop" stands for? Its...
    Piece of poop

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 6 лет назад

      Leon Erlandsson Popular

    • @lt.branwulfram4794
      @lt.branwulfram4794 6 лет назад

      Should be called POS because it's a piece of shit.

    • @anonb4632
      @anonb4632 6 лет назад

      Leon Erlandsson You do know to older generations, everything is "pop". I've heard metal described as pop by such people.

    • @benguitardrums9569
      @benguitardrums9569 6 лет назад

      Yuuki Kuroutarou exactly what I thought 😂

    • @blueifrit7778
      @blueifrit7778 6 лет назад

      I'm proud of u young padwan

  • @SpaceSloth707
    @SpaceSloth707 6 лет назад +132

    Sadly enough that does explain how modern pop music is.

    • @testicleetus5298
      @testicleetus5298 5 лет назад +4

      @. Probably because it's normal to put periods on the end of a sentence.

    • @owenf2835
      @owenf2835 5 лет назад

      @. yea dude

  • @BuyMyBeard
    @BuyMyBeard 7 лет назад +79

    I think Ed Sheeran probably will steal this music and talk about the shape of a girl

    • @antoniasirotich7021
      @antoniasirotich7021 6 лет назад +11

      Stir Fry the sad thing is that ed is literally the only pop singer and a songwriter with meaningful lyrics but he has one shitty song and it's his most popular song... i don't get it

    • @ArnavCovers
      @ArnavCovers 6 лет назад +10

      You should listen to more of his music. I've been a metalhead for almost 10 years now, but I honestly feel like most of his music is actually very well written. It's kind of sad that his most popular songs are also by far his worst songs.

    • @antoniasirotich7021
      @antoniasirotich7021 6 лет назад +3

      Arnav Covers That's true. I went through my pop music phase a little more than a year ago and I mostly listened to ed sheeran but also a lot of other pop artists like justin bieber, shawn mendes or taylor swift. Now I can't stand pop music and the only musician with pop songs I sometimes enjoj listening to is ed because his lyrics are actually based on his emotions and true stories (like nancy mulligan is about how his grandparents met and fell in love)

  • @Name78944
    @Name78944 4 года назад +25

    “Pop music is ass”
    True so true

  • @martk647
    @martk647 8 лет назад +412

    Pop? More like poop.

    • @nievesofficial
      @nievesofficial 8 лет назад +16

      FuCkInG rOaStEd

    • @LBibeauB24
      @LBibeauB24 8 лет назад +1

      OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EPIIIIIIIIC BUUUUUUUURN

    • @itscrumbelivable
      @itscrumbelivable 8 лет назад

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IZZ FUNEEE BEE CAUZZ POOP HAHAHA POOP POOP HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @victorpauwels60
      @victorpauwels60 8 лет назад +2

      omg this boy above me got a little too happy about that poop joke

    • @martk647
      @martk647 8 лет назад +1

      That explain why their music sounds shitty. It all make sense now.

  • @theflaminskull5006
    @theflaminskull5006 6 лет назад +346

    How to make a POP-SONG!
    Step 1: Fart into the microphone
    Step 2: Auto-Tune that sumbitch
    Step 3: Upload

  • @Mr.Goldbar
    @Mr.Goldbar 7 лет назад +119

    80's pop is amazing. 2010s pop is hell

    • @damneh8688
      @damneh8688 7 лет назад +5

      Bar Goldstein BS, 80s pop was just as bad

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 7 лет назад +8

      go listen to some MJ and Talk Talk and them talk

    • @PabloDeModeOfficial
      @PabloDeModeOfficial 7 лет назад +5

      Bar Goldstein 80's good pop combined the 4/4 beats with musical arrangements that came from the r'n'b, soul, rock and even classical music. The musical arrangements told a great story in itself and the lyrics completed the total image of it. Nowadays, all instruments go the 4/4 so there's no such a story tale in the arrangement and vocally you reduce to a repetitive syllable like "oh-oh-oh", three times. Ask Katy Perry. But I have to say all pop songs are enjoyaboe in their own way :)

    • @Mr.Goldbar
      @Mr.Goldbar 7 лет назад +12

      some pop songs like Uptown Funk (by Mark Ronson) and My Way (by Calvin Harris) are pretty good, but the majority of pop songs are pretty terrible.

    • @kerryherrmann2391
      @kerryherrmann2391 7 лет назад +2

      I know right? It all kinda died in the late 90s-Early 2000s- wait. No. It all ended when Miley Cyrus was introduced.

  • @devonbiker
    @devonbiker 4 года назад +45

    "Now if you don't have any musical talent, you can't sing, you can't play an instrument, you can't write music - it's you're lucky day - cause you're a perfect candidate for a pop star"!! Made me laugh.

  • @amazingnessabsolute2715
    @amazingnessabsolute2715 7 лет назад +57

    "Thou shall not steal CRAPPY MUSIC!!"I will quote that forever and always.

  • @feliperojas-doomride
    @feliperojas-doomride 8 лет назад +69

    all you need is love
    all you need is love
    all you need is love, love
    love is all you need
    now that's some good writing right there

    • @zombiedude347
      @zombiedude347 8 лет назад +1

      Gotta love pop rock. Not really, it still was mediocre.

    • @keenanbartlome8153
      @keenanbartlome8153 8 лет назад +2

      Ajati Mimi I said the same thing, and commented with a verse from the song, this guys seems to be deleting comments that he doesnt like.

    • @sakuwagtail8743
      @sakuwagtail8743 7 лет назад +1

      The Beatles had good songs, even tho some of their early stuff was simple as hell. All you need is love is a song with a great message tho

    • @feliperojas-doomride
      @feliperojas-doomride 7 лет назад

      Julian McCartney i agree, I actually like the beatles. It was just a joke, which some people seem to have missed

    • @VictorCardena3
      @VictorCardena3 7 лет назад

      Felipe Rojas Those are only the LYRICS. The rest is more complicated then that. You're making yourself look like a fool.

  • @elirhoades9418
    @elirhoades9418 7 лет назад +95

    Dude in all seriousness, Taylor Swifts new song really does fit these guidelines. The look what you made me do one. It's uncanny!

    • @MegaTechpc
      @MegaTechpc 6 лет назад +14

      Taylor was a million times more intersting when she still made country music. And I hate country, but its better than pop crap because there is actual musicianship involved.

    • @rickburker
      @rickburker 6 лет назад +5

      Do they even have quality checks for pop artists now, back in the 90s, i think, pop music was at least good. Pop music was popular because it's good, now it's popular because PEOPLE ARE MINDLESS ZOMBIES THAT LIKE SOMETHING BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE LIKES IT!

    • @storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319
      @storingjazzinmycheeksforth5319 6 лет назад +1

      yeah, that chorus had 6 words instead of 5 or less, totally breaks the mold

    • @jacobmullens374
      @jacobmullens374 6 лет назад

      Eli Rhoades have you ever listen to marylin manson? Rebel rebel bitch bitch rebel rebel party party sex sex don’t forget the violence vi vi violence put your stupid lovey dovey don’t forget the violence. That’s not even talent that’s just bull shit.

  • @mtinfinity7845
    @mtinfinity7845 5 лет назад +96

    DragonForce - Through Fire and Flames would kill nowadays pop fans/artists

    • @boratoker8918
      @boratoker8918 5 лет назад +8

      True af

    • @phantomechelon3628
      @phantomechelon3628 4 года назад +4

      Hmm...that gives me an idea... 😁

    • @mtinfinity7845
      @mtinfinity7845 4 года назад +4

      @@phantomechelon3628 hahah I like your thinking, let's "purify" humanity

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 4 года назад +4

      @@mtinfinity7845 this dragonforce song is so cool, let's go on a murder spree

    • @biivamunner3122
      @biivamunner3122 4 года назад +1

      @@phantomechelon3628 Seriously though, it's already psychotic to want to murder people who make pop music, but you also want to murder people who LIKE pop music as well?
      What if we turned the tables around. What if you saw a comment that said "Rock and metal suck, Katy Perry would kill rock fans and artists" and someone replied "yeah, let's do that ourselves!" Would you like that?

  • @anonumus10
    @anonumus10 8 лет назад +36

    Dog: Hey hooman we gonna have a fun!!!?
    Hooman what hooman do?
    Hooman stahp
    STAHP

  • @eliasmg9144
    @eliasmg9144 7 лет назад +85

    unless you're michael jackson, you won't need a guitar to write a pop song

  • @Xaero188
    @Xaero188 7 лет назад +323

    That would be funny if it wasn't so true...
    P.S.: one more thing to make your pop song even more trending - a shit-tone of generic trap subbass fart. Ta-da-a-a!

  • @MAGAMAN
    @MAGAMAN 4 года назад +33

    1:53 "Honey, our neighbor is doing drugs again."

    • @sarah_1108
      @sarah_1108 3 года назад

      ​@Rachael Elkins rugnjkopqwwxtyguhkleopmhug :)

  • @dylanschmeichel2008
    @dylanschmeichel2008 7 лет назад +94

    Dude, you cant curse in pop because its inappropriate for all the 10 yr olds that listen to it.

    • @J.T._4805
      @J.T._4805 7 лет назад +2

      Yes kids my age are fucking annoying when it comes to music

    • @imrozzahan7328
      @imrozzahan7328 7 лет назад +3

      Jackson Newton , Yeah, they call themselves "beliebers" and suck of One direction. They have no sense of what music really was back in the mid twentieth century.

    • @dylanschmeichel2008
      @dylanschmeichel2008 7 лет назад +1

      rap isnt pop. all i have to say is im the only metalhead at my school, and, just to give you an idea, they think lil wayne can play guitar and hes the best guy in the world...

    • @westonwheeler2311
      @westonwheeler2311 7 лет назад

      DylanTheSmylan HA!

    • @eddiemanny6850
      @eddiemanny6850 7 лет назад

      DylanTheSmylan me two

  • @bobdylan4203
    @bobdylan4203 7 лет назад +58

    When you're trying to look like a pop fan but have an ozzy ousbourne chair

  • @ZILtoid1991
    @ZILtoid1991 8 лет назад +77

    How to be a bass player featuring Glenn Fricker.

    • @KKore22
      @KKore22 8 лет назад +9

      Yes, this should happen

    • @tsproduction8957
      @tsproduction8957 8 лет назад

      yup

    • @Mgaga97
      @Mgaga97 8 лет назад +1

      +László Szerémi I'm a bassist and I approve this!

    • @tolnais.4720
      @tolnais.4720 8 лет назад

      bojler eladò.

  • @sckym2797
    @sckym2797 5 лет назад +59

    "He's literally Jim Carrey"...

  • @FrankJavCee
    @FrankJavCee 8 лет назад +585

    I wanna react to this video.

    • @Meccarox
      @Meccarox 8 лет назад +4

      +FrankJavCee do it m8

    • @luissteger
      @luissteger 8 лет назад +2

      +Meccarox to late

    • @Meccarox
      @Meccarox 8 лет назад

      luissteger too*

    • @luissteger
      @luissteger 8 лет назад

      +Meccarox mate*

    • @Meccarox
      @Meccarox 8 лет назад +5

      luissteger lol

  • @ramentaco9179
    @ramentaco9179 6 лет назад +333

    Pop is basically the only music that I don't consider art, because it's entire, 100% reason for existing is to sell. There's so creativity of imagination in its creation.

    • @yosakoshitatsu3406
      @yosakoshitatsu3406 6 лет назад +30

      Djentleman You can't be serious... Of course it requires creativity and talent to write and produce a pop song! I hate these mainstream-hating critics (basically 95% of the people in this video's comment section). Why can't we all appreciate every form of art and the work it takes to produce an artpiece. Especially pop songs are extremely hard to produce properly. Try to write something that is melodically strong and catchy but not boring to listen to! And the production of most pop songs nowdays is really impressive. It doesn't matter if it's made to sell! It's still art!

    • @caseymather1957
      @caseymather1957 6 лет назад +25

      naw fam pop music is still boring to listen to...

    • @yosakoshitatsu3406
      @yosakoshitatsu3406 6 лет назад +8

      Casey Mather Whoops... Not an argument. Personal preference.

    • @noursarhan8695
      @noursarhan8695 6 лет назад +16

      I truly don't get why you people say pop sucks, because so many respectable musicians did pop music (Michael Jackson, ABBA, David Bowie, The Beatles for instance, hello?). But of course it has its bad, just like any other genre. I think it depends on the musician's skills and the passion put into it (Tears for Fears are a great example, in my opinion. A must listen)

    • @toasty3270
      @toasty3270 6 лет назад +23

      Nour Sarhan - to be fair, all the ones you listed started and existed long before the use of pre made beats and computer software became a big thing in pop music.
      the beatles played their own instruments for fuck sake.
      out of all the artists you listed, how many of them wrote or relied on songs about going to the clubs and having sex and taking drugs, in their discography.
      when people hate on pop music like with this video and its comment section, you do realise its more aimed towards pop music after the music was all made on a laptop. cause thats when it started, when it became generic.

  • @Schumeit
    @Schumeit 7 лет назад +61

    To all jb and od fans. That guy speaks our mind.

    • @buckethead6775
      @buckethead6775 6 лет назад

      b..but Jason Becker is great...

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis 6 лет назад

      Please don't shit on me but who is OD?

    • @TimmyTickle
      @TimmyTickle 6 лет назад

      Iamman One Direction?

    • @jan_Travis
      @jan_Travis 6 лет назад

      Tim Mackie when I posted that I remember going to bed that night and going " oh that's one direction!"

    • @buckethead6775
      @buckethead6775 6 лет назад

      one dickerection

  • @roots14808
    @roots14808 4 года назад +22

    1:46
    *Richard Benson, Richard Benson, Richard Benson, Richard Benson*

  • @gazbg123
    @gazbg123 8 лет назад +31

    I'm not going to watch the videos with the genres I don't like, but this one is hilarious :D

    • @gazbg123
      @gazbg123 8 лет назад

      God no, I watched others before this one ;)

    • @gazbg123
      @gazbg123 8 лет назад

      Take a look at my channel and you'll see what I like ;)

    • @IsyahSalam
      @IsyahSalam 8 лет назад +3

      +ThePcGamer dude, he's talking about him not liking pop. You totally misinterpreted. The video is about pop right now, not the usual metals.

  • @stanvandervoort2240
    @stanvandervoort2240 7 лет назад +93

    *Looks down, sees "Dream Theater" on his shirt*
    Uhm

  • @roopepoikala
    @roopepoikala 8 лет назад +47

    Which is more important: how the music sounds or how hard it was to make? If you'd take complexity to a very high level, for example have a song that has multiple changes in time signature, 10 main melodies playing at the same time and a long, complex progression, would it really be nice to listen to? Just the fact that a song was hard to make doesn't necessarily make it any better.

    • @hubblebublumbubwub5215
      @hubblebublumbubwub5215 8 лет назад +11

      and thats why dream theater sucks

    • @shreksouffle8844
      @shreksouffle8844 8 лет назад +8

      +Wulbulbul Lubbubwublub And that's your opinion.

    • @CuddleSeason
      @CuddleSeason 8 лет назад +1

      +Shrek Souffle Aaaand... no shit?

    • @shreksouffle8844
      @shreksouffle8844 8 лет назад +5

      Death Season Annnd... they obviously declared that dream theater sucks is a fact.

    • @CuddleSeason
      @CuddleSeason 8 лет назад

      Shrek Souffle It can be in no way a fact.

  • @just_another_2133
    @just_another_2133 5 лет назад +14

    I loved how he just took the guitar off of him when he “played” the pop song

  • @lilcurrio
    @lilcurrio 8 лет назад +23

    This is hilarious 😂 Sooooo true. Pop stars can make 100x more than people who actually have talent.

    • @seuthee5082
      @seuthee5082 8 лет назад +14

      no..poop stars

    • @hentaigasmcom-nh8wm
      @hentaigasmcom-nh8wm 8 лет назад +1

      +Seth Quentin its OK if you like pop, we don't judge it because their is no point to judge it that's how horrible it is

    • @theman-t7f
      @theman-t7f 8 лет назад

      Pop stars are talented at singing, and dancing while they sing and perform. Most metal vocalists are not talented at singing and so they scream. Give credit where credit is due.

    • @pinterakos3349
      @pinterakos3349 8 лет назад

      +Truthwarrior Talented at singing LOOOOOL thats why they use auto tuner or what. And metal singers arent talented singing? loooool

    • @seuthee5082
      @seuthee5082 8 лет назад +2

      Truthwarrior What the fuck?!?! You probably haven't heard Megadeth, Iron Maiden , Metallica etc. And think that they have no talent!

  • @semp223
    @semp223 7 лет назад +73

    There's a grammy waiting to happen.

  • @GabrielCyphre
    @GabrielCyphre 7 лет назад +12

    Man, you're the king of YT music, i swear, you say everything i think!!

  • @jojoisnormal
    @jojoisnormal 5 лет назад +174

    I Think you mean "Modern Pop". The beatles did classic rock, and pop

    • @dreameater9225
      @dreameater9225 5 лет назад +47

      Because he was obviously referencing the Beatles right? Lol.

    • @dr.juerdotitsgo5119
      @dr.juerdotitsgo5119 5 лет назад +20

      I think he meant modern EDM (Electronic Dance Music). "Pop" acts like Phil Collins, Grace Jones, Human League, Duran Duran, etc. are often much better than that djent metalcore bullshit he listens to, no matter how many unnecessary notes they manage to cram into a single bar.

    • @ArgaJacint
      @ArgaJacint 5 лет назад +29

      The majority of pop music always sucked. It's just that the bad ones were forgotten and the good ones, like the Beatles, are still fondly remembered.

    • @bimankashyap3942
      @bimankashyap3942 5 лет назад +3

      @@dr.juerdotitsgo5119 hahahah.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shaitet
      @shaitet 5 лет назад +1

      @@thomastibbs6358 Yeah. Constant chugging with one fret and a few little notes thrown in. Rinse and repeat. And bass? Pfft. Throw that out in the trash. The guitar IS the bass now.
      I'm sorry, but Metalcore isn't any better friend. At least the pop the original commenter mentioned had more notes played and audible bass.

  • @whippersnapper3928
    @whippersnapper3928 8 лет назад +48

    This is perfect! XD He summed up pop perfectly! XD

  • @alexm5764
    @alexm5764 7 лет назад +177

    Somebody call animal protection services , poor dogs

  • @angelfuentes7822
    @angelfuentes7822 7 лет назад +8

    Bands such as Tool have deep lyrics that express philosophical ideas and explain the problems of this corrupted world. Not to mention extremely complex songs (such as lateralus which uses the Fibonacci Sequence and other mathematical principles). Then we have this genre which is pretty much explained in this example. Thanks Steve

  • @JasonJohnson-lq5jh
    @JasonJohnson-lq5jh 5 лет назад +16

    "Those aren't lyrics, those are things drunk people say," is what I'm going to say the next time I hear somebody play a pop song.