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  • @keili222
    @keili222 11 месяцев назад +8048

    Squier slander is real. We just broke my guy

    • @hongkongdad928
      @hongkongdad928 10 месяцев назад +392

      Someone with a squier murdered his family probably

    • @keili222
      @keili222 10 месяцев назад +122

      @@hongkongdad928 only logical explanation

    • @andersons470
      @andersons470 10 месяцев назад +8

      Why explain

    • @ThrillHouse666
      @ThrillHouse666 9 месяцев назад +69

      I bought mine for the seafoam green finish, put Elixirs on it and now it's become one of my favorites.

    • @SparkyPCGMR
      @SparkyPCGMR 9 месяцев назад +38

      but the starcaster classic vibe is cooooool

  • @Cryptic0013
    @Cryptic0013 8 месяцев назад +2868

    "You're either broke, just starting out, or completely insufferable." Bold of you to assume I can't be all three.

  • @TomHowl
    @TomHowl 2 месяца назад +663

    as an Ibanez player, i can confirm i shouldn't pick up a guitar ever again

    • @SHOWEM
      @SHOWEM 2 месяца назад +34

      As an ibanez player, I can't do anything other than rhythm, but atleast the chugging sounds tight

    • @iLIKESNIPERS47
      @iLIKESNIPERS47 2 месяца назад +2

      @@SHOWEM get a bass

    • @SHOWEM
      @SHOWEM 2 месяца назад +2

      @@iLIKESNIPERS47 no lol I love my guitar

    • @iLIKESNIPERS47
      @iLIKESNIPERS47 2 месяца назад +1

      @@SHOWEM I like both.

    • @SHOWEM
      @SHOWEM 2 месяца назад

      @@iLIKESNIPERS47 yh but I feel like I'd get bored dumbing down my chords into single notes.

  • @JDPower-mk3xe
    @JDPower-mk3xe 2 месяца назад +23

    I never had a single energy drink until after I bought a Schecter

    • @brandonrayjr5163
      @brandonrayjr5163 15 дней назад

      Ong

    • @gabrielkirchgestner556
      @gabrielkirchgestner556 10 дней назад +1

      I've had eight Rockstars (it's been a whole hour since it arrived)

    • @redbloodedamerican2346
      @redbloodedamerican2346 2 дня назад

      I've got 4 Schecters and still dont drink them. And ive never punched a wall. And hes got Gibson and PRS backwards. He needs to learn more about guitars. PRS has only founded in the 1980s. Gibson is over 100 years old!

  • @FungalHarmony
    @FungalHarmony 10 месяцев назад +2628

    “She’s not coming back bro, put the guitar down” damn bro really just called out every Midwest emo player ever

    • @Matix1179
      @Matix1179 9 месяцев назад +23

      Im not emo but i wanted some cheap guitar which looks good and sounds good and found one for 120€ its very good guitar

    • @FungalHarmony
      @FungalHarmony 9 месяцев назад +51

      @@Matix1179 honestly teles are awesome

    • @LongLiveRockAnRoll
      @LongLiveRockAnRoll 9 месяцев назад +18

      Can also apply to country music which uses Teles often.

    • @who0icu812
      @who0icu812 9 месяцев назад +6

      Ah country music?

    • @ofangelsflipz
      @ofangelsflipz 9 месяцев назад +25

      Whu you gotta do the tele like that? Its been nearly a decade, im over her.... fuck.

  • @r0gu353
    @r0gu353 Год назад +3072

    Gotta protect the Jackson sponsors I see 👀

    • @EthanRadell
      @EthanRadell Год назад +94

      *shows HT7* "youre still trying to justify this purchase after 3 years"

    • @lsu1992
      @lsu1992 10 месяцев назад +16

      Fender is Jackson

    • @carminep.5960
      @carminep.5960 10 месяцев назад +90

      @@lsu1992no. just cause fender owns jackson does not at all make them even similar guitars in the slightest bit they're absolute worlds apart

    • @lsu1992
      @lsu1992 10 месяцев назад

      @carminep.5960 world of shit.
      I wouldn't use a made in China Jackson or Fender for anything other than firewood.

    • @tead5864
      @tead5864 10 месяцев назад

      lmao

  • @junkhead_92
    @junkhead_92 3 месяца назад +275

    Jazzmaster/Jaguar: You own a million pedals but don't know hiw to use them.
    B.C. Rich: every item in your house doubles as a medieval weapon

    • @FEVERDREAM1983
      @FEVERDREAM1983 2 месяца назад +6

      The B.C. Rich line is better than any said thus far.

    • @chaosclg
      @chaosclg 2 месяца назад +5

      I used to laugh at bc rich but a friend had an old warlock and i fell in love with how nice it was to play, very comfortable also

    • @JA-ng7yo
      @JA-ng7yo 22 дня назад

      I like resting my arm on my warlock.

    • @filteredjc4653
      @filteredjc4653 7 дней назад

      I have a BC Rich Virgin but sawed bits off as a kid in the 90s. Also the trem block snapped in half

  • @Tamj_Bty
    @Tamj_Bty 2 месяца назад +116

    I am 18 and I still love Gibson Les Paul 🥲

    • @rusty1253
      @rusty1253 2 месяца назад

      i love them too ! not the prices tho
      𝟲𝟬𝟬𝟬$ 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱𝘀
      (edit: thats why i prefer epiphones tho, but the good ones cost 1000$ 😭😭😭😭 im never gonna find a good lp for cheap man)

    • @RedCentauri69
      @RedCentauri69 2 месяца назад +2

      Is chill, I’m a telecaster enjoyer

    • @pittbier7597
      @pittbier7597 2 месяца назад +3

      old soul i guess

    • @Tamj_Bty
      @Tamj_Bty 2 месяца назад +7

      @@pittbier7597 true 🤣 but Gibson has that vibe that non of the other guitars have. It's just beautiful 🤣

  • @r4nd0mStuff
    @r4nd0mStuff 8 месяцев назад +1017

    Us Epiphone guys have been spared...

    • @NathanPrinsloo
      @NathanPrinsloo 7 месяцев назад +14

      Haha, true.😂🙌🏼

    • @BoredRn69
      @BoredRn69 6 месяцев назад +46

      Let’s not fuck up our only chance

    • @dr.slimewise7650
      @dr.slimewise7650 6 месяцев назад +33

      Shhhhhh he'll hear us

    • @TheDailyQuack
      @TheDailyQuack 6 месяцев назад +2

      For now

    • @hanabir4
      @hanabir4 6 месяцев назад +17

      problem is that Epiphone is owned by Gibson that makes Les Paul’s sooo😂

  • @fortepiano4491
    @fortepiano4491 9 месяцев назад +1051

    Yamaha players stay low-key fr fr

    • @Koijn2K
      @Koijn2K 8 месяцев назад +69

      Most underrated guitars

    • @profitnadeem
      @profitnadeem 8 месяцев назад +9

      Yup yup

    • @bercal6180
      @bercal6180 8 месяцев назад +2

      ESP as well

    • @pooritech
      @pooritech 8 месяцев назад +8

      A rev star and a Washburn idol... What am I?

    • @DLCoker666
      @DLCoker666 8 месяцев назад +1

      Youre next

  • @danielrostrooscuromusica4314
    @danielrostrooscuromusica4314 21 день назад +10

    PRS: You're rich.
    That actually fit out

    • @redbloodedamerican2346
      @redbloodedamerican2346 2 дня назад

      PRS was founded in the 1980s. Gibson was founded over 120 years ago. Hes backwards.

  • @thedivineherself
    @thedivineherself 3 месяца назад +33

    She's not coming back...
    I cried

  • @jordanmckee1349
    @jordanmckee1349 Год назад +943

    The Ibanez one is perfect lol

    • @SirHeadly84
      @SirHeadly84 10 месяцев назад +62

      I've never felt so accurately depicted..but also so personally attacked in my LIFE. 😂

    • @feraligatorade99
      @feraligatorade99 10 месяцев назад +13

      Stopped me from buying one, I’m definitely not good enough lol

    • @jpettltd
      @jpettltd 10 месяцев назад +25

      I love ibanez.

    • @asra2729
      @asra2729 10 месяцев назад +59

      ​@@feraligatorade99buy one then fight to earn the title. Let the fight in it self be the fun tho not the title

    • @feraligatorade99
      @feraligatorade99 10 месяцев назад

      lol i'm fine with my epiphone@@asra2729

  • @shawnmcvey7789
    @shawnmcvey7789 5 месяцев назад +1050

    Jazzmasters: I will never learn music theory and require 40 delay pedals.

    • @3rdalbum
      @3rdalbum 5 месяцев назад +36

      It's weird, because Jazzmasters were originally the unloved guitars that you could get for fairly cheap second-hand; a good starter guitar for gigging. Then you could barely give them away. Now, there's a heap of great guitarists on RUclips using Jazzmasters and Mustangs. They've kinda finally become cool.

    • @mmarques2736
      @mmarques2736 5 месяцев назад +41

      ​@@3rdalbum they have been cool since the late 80's/early 90's, when noise bands like Sonic Youth and shoegaze bands like Slowdive made it part of their signature

    • @cake_9510
      @cake_9510 4 месяца назад +11

      ​@@mmarques2736 don't forget the grunge bands

    • @mmarques2736
      @mmarques2736 4 месяца назад +7

      @@cake_9510 indeed! I tend to unconsciously associate the Jaguar to grunge and the jazzmaster to noise/shoegaze, but that's not the full picture

    • @shaydrift19
      @shaydrift19 3 месяца назад

      I play a squier mustang and they're fine

  • @hypoflipzy1157
    @hypoflipzy1157 Месяц назад +13

    Acoustic players: 🗿

  • @ButterSticks8
    @ButterSticks8 3 месяца назад +18

    Schecter’s spot on 😭💀

    • @droft5567
      @droft5567 16 дней назад

      Ngl I take it as a compliment 💀

  • @mosthatedminnesotan
    @mosthatedminnesotan 9 месяцев назад +352

    As a schecter player, I appreciate the brutal honesty.

    • @cameronj6161
      @cameronj6161 8 месяцев назад +17

      Fellow Schecter player! 🤘🎸

    • @yi_ooo
      @yi_ooo 8 месяцев назад +7

      just ordered mine the other day, can’t wait for it to arrive

    • @Brohan97
      @Brohan97 8 месяцев назад +11

      Schecter gang

    • @vruss3371
      @vruss3371 8 месяцев назад +5

      I am also schecter main. Christian djent so maybe no wall punching but definitely energy drinks lol😅

    • @Jarrettsville_Garage
      @Jarrettsville_Garage 8 месяцев назад

      only energy drinks i’ve had is prime energy and red bull sugar free and if you look next to my amp you’ll see holes in the wall

  • @ChrisFohner
    @ChrisFohner Год назад +546

    The Tele comment kinda caught me off guard and had me wheezing 😂
    Because it's me.

    • @martingaspar8364
      @martingaspar8364 Год назад +10

      bro i have three friends that play tele and can get over their exes XDDDDD

    • @memphiskash
      @memphiskash 11 месяцев назад +21

      my tele is literally tuned to Fmaj9 rn he did not have to call me out like that

    • @vincentserna4791
      @vincentserna4791 10 месяцев назад +6

      bro picked on us sad boys and not the oldheads, respect honestly

    • @joshevans4434
      @joshevans4434 10 месяцев назад +7

      She'll come back buddy... if we just keep playing they'll all come back...

    • @r_k_xp
      @r_k_xp 10 месяцев назад +1

      Same

  • @IronValorantClips
    @IronValorantClips 14 дней назад +1

    Me waiting for the g&l but remembering no one knows them

  • @user-ql8uf9xi3x
    @user-ql8uf9xi3x 4 дня назад +2

    "You hate anyone that doesn't look like you" ☠️☠️

  • @g.omarrico2592
    @g.omarrico2592 8 месяцев назад +80

    I thought the PRS guitar slander would go: “You think you’re playing metal, but you’re playing post-grunge.”

  • @tomhuitema-tf7kd
    @tomhuitema-tf7kd 9 месяцев назад +124

    Im definately in the "you should never pick up a guitar ever again" camp

    • @firemonkey1015
      @firemonkey1015 5 месяцев назад +1

      Same here, speaks for most of us ibanez players

    • @nicholasbradshaw
      @nicholasbradshaw 21 день назад

      honestly I sometimes wonder why I ever picked my guitar up in the first place.
      it's an expensive habit, but I love my Xiphos to death

  • @sercastamere9853
    @sercastamere9853 2 месяца назад +30

    "Don't come at me cause I don't care" spoken like a true prick

    • @Hardrockkenny
      @Hardrockkenny Месяц назад

      I didn't have to post this, so thank you. Notice this douche doesn't mention which guitar he plays, or if he even plays at all.

    • @Hardrockkenny
      @Hardrockkenny 17 дней назад

      That could be taken as a compliment, depending on who says it. Who are you?

  • @petermartiou
    @petermartiou День назад +1

    The Ibanez one was just too real

  • @narcostarko
    @narcostarko 8 месяцев назад +286

    Why are PRS owners older than Gibson owners lmaoo

    • @doocies
      @doocies 7 месяцев назад +16

      they cost more

    • @pineapplecurds3172
      @pineapplecurds3172 7 месяцев назад +46

      They cost so much it could only ever be a retirement buy

    • @narcostarko
      @narcostarko 7 месяцев назад +33

      As a Gibson and a PRS owner, both of you are tripping. PRS costs more? When? Where? How? The same maybe, but USA made PRS is definitely about the same cost wise in all tiers. Shit even Epiphones are even cost wise with the import PRS models

    • @Dirtbikesandidiotsinthedesert
      @Dirtbikesandidiotsinthedesert 7 месяцев назад

      @@pineapplecurds3172dude what…. Gibsons are like 1200 min I can get a prs for like 600

    • @tomsnowden6201
      @tomsnowden6201 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@narcostarko Should probably go research some more before saying this shit bro.

  • @nicksusral7508
    @nicksusral7508 Год назад +103

    Surprisingly accurate... I don't punch holes in walls but I definitely drink too many energy drinks and just ordered my third schecter 😂

    • @gergoretvari6373
      @gergoretvari6373 Год назад +1

      that's awesome dude, what did you order?

    • @uc79newtype
      @uc79newtype 10 месяцев назад

      I just got my c1 platinum. Such a nice upgrade.

  • @patous5284
    @patous5284 24 минуты назад

    That telecaster one was too real

  • @KillerMusicNation
    @KillerMusicNation 23 дня назад +2

    Harley Benton: poor person with a few years of experience
    B. C. rich: Angry Cigarette Beer Dude
    Rickenbacker: you dont exist

  • @lysergicpillamyd483
    @lysergicpillamyd483 9 месяцев назад +15

    Me, who plays Gretsch: "I just hate my bank account and think it deserves to be empty."

  • @chrisstratton987
    @chrisstratton987 7 месяцев назад +143

    telecaster - she's not coming back bro...put the guitar down. hit different

    • @PicadorCriminal
      @PicadorCriminal 3 месяца назад +3

      I don't understand that

    • @sovka8394
      @sovka8394 Месяц назад

      @@PicadorCriminallisten to Jeff Buckley. you’ll get that eventually

  • @AnonosaurusRex1
    @AnonosaurusRex1 2 месяца назад +3

    Parker Fly: You're smart, but you're a complete Dork.

  • @natural_lucidity9781
    @natural_lucidity9781 Час назад

    as a tele player I can confirm she never coming back

  • @mei4195
    @mei4195 9 месяцев назад +68

    why tele so accurate lol

    • @devinreese1397
      @devinreese1397 6 месяцев назад +3

      Teles are the best guitar ever known.

    • @Alex-yt5or
      @Alex-yt5or 6 месяцев назад

      Only sad bois play tele

  • @shane4796
    @shane4796 Год назад +81

    ESP’s and Jackson’s left alone…. For good reason 😅

    • @trooperodst6880
      @trooperodst6880 Год назад

      Both brands are good but still every one has some types😂😂

    • @thatsameenergy
      @thatsameenergy 11 месяцев назад +15

      He didn't want that smoke lol

    • @metallicaspiker16
      @metallicaspiker16 11 месяцев назад +18

      ESP: Too far down the Metallica rabbit hole to consider any other options.
      Jackson (shitting on myself because it’s my preferred brand): You’re an elitist who spent 60% of their guitar playing career trying to learn the Tornado of Souls solo note for note as if Marty Friedman himself would come to personally bless you with his sign of approval. You also recently became a fan of Brandon Ellis.

    • @thatsameenergy
      @thatsameenergy 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@metallicaspiker16 not a bad life tho

    • @agreenr6915
      @agreenr6915 11 месяцев назад +2

      Both are pretty sick

  • @controlfreak6387
    @controlfreak6387 2 месяца назад +15

    That bash at dime was fucking uncalled for

    • @MrScrofulous
      @MrScrofulous 2 месяца назад +3

      Makes his point, defensively.

    • @killerinstinctstudios9065
      @killerinstinctstudios9065 Месяц назад +2

      Things that Phil Anselmo has said prove him right

    • @Powermad-bu4em
      @Powermad-bu4em Месяц назад +8

      ​@@killerinstinctstudios9065
      Since when does Phil play a fucking Dean?

    • @GR4YS0N219
      @GR4YS0N219 Месяц назад +8

      @@killerinstinctstudios9065are Dime and Phil the same person?

    • @hathatsfunny1911
      @hathatsfunny1911 24 дня назад

      Deans are fugly

  • @mapetidye
    @mapetidye 7 дней назад

    I sure do love monster energy drinks, well use to. I’m straight edged.

  • @winterlamez3322
    @winterlamez3322 11 месяцев назад +91

    That tele part bro 💀

    • @teuast
      @teuast 9 месяцев назад +6

      "you put voicemails from your ex over your song intros"

  • @rileybranson7645
    @rileybranson7645 10 месяцев назад +13

    So I drink too much energy drinks, I'm insufferable and I should never pickup a guitar ever again. Sounds about right, pretty accurate 😂

  • @JuliusTheDetective
    @JuliusTheDetective 2 месяца назад +2

    I got my first guitar when i was 13, it was the first fender stratocaster in the video

  • @elanor-xe
    @elanor-xe 9 дней назад

    I love how he’s just so blunt with the “so don’t come at me because I don’t care.” 😭😭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

  • @kosi5101
    @kosi5101 Год назад +64

    My dad has an ibanez. He is quite the champion on it too.

    • @CypherPaw
      @CypherPaw 10 месяцев назад +1

      And you newer touched it 😂😂😂
      Sorry

  • @catlikemeew
    @catlikemeew 8 месяцев назад +26

    Me and my Tanglewood:
    *Laughs in relatively overlooked British guitar company*

    • @araarathisyomama787
      @araarathisyomama787 8 месяцев назад +2

      I was like "Wait that sounds familiar" for a minute and then I facepalmed myself - it's the brand of my acoustic guitar and I almost forgot XD

    • @yockib5419
      @yockib5419 6 месяцев назад +1

      I love my tanglewood! Great acoustic guitars and pretty lowkey for a lot of players

  • @Gomerpile0422
    @Gomerpile0422 3 дня назад

    I’m glad I’m safe with Jackson 😂

  • @aaronwilson1467
    @aaronwilson1467 Месяц назад +1

    Ibanez player: “where are my fretwraps?”.
    For whatever reason.

  • @super_z6353
    @super_z6353 6 месяцев назад +305

    That last one was uncalled for. RIP Dime and Vinny

    • @forestghost7
      @forestghost7 6 месяцев назад +29

      this whole fuckin short was uncalled for, what a crock 💀. so by this thinking, Rickenbacker players are older than the universe 🙄

    • @ddevil4980
      @ddevil4980 5 месяцев назад +33

      Yeah, that was some bullshit for sure. Dime was the nicest guy, I meant him 2 times and both times he was insanely friendly. Hell I even have his and Vinnies signatures tattooed over on me.

    • @Gawnfall
      @Gawnfall 5 месяцев назад +3

      Fax

    • @ddevil4980
      @ddevil4980 5 месяцев назад +11

      @@thecommonloon except he wasn't racist... sooooo

    • @stigmurder99
      @stigmurder99 5 месяцев назад +8

      ​@Imean626 here, take this L, it's specially made for you. You sound like you drive alone with a mask on in your car 😂

  • @modev4163
    @modev4163 6 месяцев назад +13

    DEAN was brutal😂 shecter also oddly accurate😂

  • @Coll.in2405
    @Coll.in2405 3 месяца назад +1

    jokes on you- i never had a partner, so i’m keeping the tele🗣️

  • @tompearson9456
    @tompearson9456 Месяц назад +19

    Imagine if there should be a "What your youtube channel says about you" version of this. I'd say this NPC falls under 'lonely'.

    • @professorstokes6596
      @professorstokes6596 29 дней назад

      And irredeemably unlikeable. Geeze, what a fun guy this pr*ck must be a parties.

    • @llcoolg8682
      @llcoolg8682 27 дней назад

      There definitely is lol. And honestly the fact that kid had to go out of his way to make such a little bitchy insufferably opinionated yt short about what he THINKS the type of people are who use those types of guitars is embarrassingly sad. Like dude is too much of a dunce to realize he should be even glad that people are taking up playing an instrument let alone guitar, so why in tf would it even matter what kind of guitar you use to practice with??? I swear to god not everyone deserves a platform bc people just love to run their r-tarded mouths.

    • @JLBxFTW
      @JLBxFTW 22 дня назад +1

      Lemme guess, you play schecter? Lmao

    • @tompearson9456
      @tompearson9456 22 дня назад +1

      @@JLBxFTW no walls were damaged in the writing of this reply.

  • @bigmandrums4346
    @bigmandrums4346 8 месяцев назад +58

    Schecter: You love avenged sevenfold

    • @X1c2v3
      @X1c2v3 8 месяцев назад +5

      Lol my friend loves a7x and he has a schecter. I have the very same shelter and I hate them

    • @Stansencough
      @Stansencough 7 месяцев назад +1

      I got few friends who owns Schecter and they all grew up and love A7x lol

    • @BeefyMcMeatflxps
      @BeefyMcMeatflxps 5 месяцев назад +1

      All I play is A7x😭 at least for now I’m learning the wicked end I wanna learn all A7x songs and then learn a different bands songs

    • @Powermad-bu4em
      @Powermad-bu4em Месяц назад

      I have 3 Schecters despise a7x

  • @stormpilar
    @stormpilar 8 месяцев назад +85

    As an Ibanez guitarist I can tell you that in our generation we always have second thoughts but it's rare for us to suck.

    • @warmtoiletseat5596
      @warmtoiletseat5596 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yes.

    • @Ixiom64
      @Ixiom64 8 месяцев назад +6

      Honestly I'm always questioning if my songs are good but I just be having fun making them lol

    • @darthj_der7447
      @darthj_der7447 8 месяцев назад

      *our generation

    • @raywcksn
      @raywcksn 8 месяцев назад

      What

    • @Benderofdemise
      @Benderofdemise 6 месяцев назад +1

      My go to brand.

  • @johnnysays9629
    @johnnysays9629 2 месяца назад +2

    By the looks of it... you're all of em, eh?

  • @hardikminocha3149
    @hardikminocha3149 6 дней назад

    This deserves a Robert De Niro's "Fair Enough" expression.

  • @sirnameless7815
    @sirnameless7815 4 месяца назад +12

    I got a sweet deal on my Fender Stratocaster. Story below:
    My town is small, so naturally, its town square has some antique stores. The square was having some kind of event so me and the family decided to stop by and look around at the anqitue stores. One of them we stopped at had an almost brand new Fender Stratocaster for only $125 (the strings were a little tarnished by the previous user, but still worked fine). I talked to the shopkeeper because I did not believe that a quality electric guitar could sell for as low as $125. He said that the previous owner bought it brand new, didn't use it too much, and was rather insistent about getting rid of it, regardless of the potential profit. The shopkeeper allowed me to tune the guitar and run some tests. It's beautiful. I would have never been able to own an electric guitar if it weren't for small town folk.
    Moral of the story: if you really want a guitar, check the small town stores and local pawn shops. You may be very surprised by what you will find. 👀

    • @osirisgamez
      @osirisgamez 14 дней назад

      My friends first guitar was a strat and he just gave it to me for free along with an amp lmao

  • @deadspeak1126
    @deadspeak1126 9 месяцев назад +28

    The Schecter C1 really is a excellently designed guitar.

    • @Emily_M81
      @Emily_M81 8 месяцев назад +2

      I have a C-1 EA Classic that I absolutely adore. And a C-7 FR S Apocalypse. And a C-5 GT bass... >_>

    • @logankiraly7515
      @logankiraly7515 8 месяцев назад

      @@Emily_M81broooooo im jealous as fuck

    • @logankiraly7515
      @logankiraly7515 8 месяцев назад

      i have the c7 blackjack sls, the thing riiiiiips. incomparable build quality even in the high end price point why would i purchase from another conpany

    • @SuperStratStanley
      @SuperStratStanley 8 месяцев назад

      It really is. A friend of mine used to have a C1+ and I kinda wish I had bought it from him lol

    • @michaelhaydenbell
      @michaelhaydenbell 8 месяцев назад

      Ok Kyle.
      Jk lol

  • @travelwithvist
    @travelwithvist 23 дня назад

    As a Schecter player, Can confirm I’ve punched a total of 3 holes in the wall so far

  • @scruff921
    @scruff921 23 дня назад

    Schecter had me rolling … so I shotgunned a monster and head butted the door 😂

  • @xRhev
    @xRhev Год назад +23

    I own a Schecter and I’m watching this with an energy drink in my hand 😭

  • @Thunderfoxxx
    @Thunderfoxxx 7 месяцев назад +9

    As A PRS Player, I can verify that yes...I am indeed a Stegosaurus

    • @mikoajkosowski1750
      @mikoajkosowski1750 2 месяца назад +1

      As a fellow PRS player I can also confirm that I'm... above average wealthy.

    • @avalontucker
      @avalontucker 26 дней назад +1

      As another fellow PRS player (beginner), I'm 24 and my boyfriend helped me buy one 😂

  • @theballpythonproject6598
    @theballpythonproject6598 2 месяца назад

    Im 39 and looking at a PRS for my first ever 😂😂😂 I was around for the dino craze in the 90s! 😂😂😂

  • @SilkenCloud98
    @SilkenCloud98 9 месяцев назад +11

    PRS owners: “or I’m really young and deep in debt”

  • @reuben8856
    @reuben8856 7 месяцев назад +122

    Ibanez player. Yes, I'm about to play you the best thing you've ever heard in your life.

    • @Dalek-br6nu
      @Dalek-br6nu 4 месяца назад +65

      Another Ibanez player here, yes I should never pick up a guitar again

    • @4sight719
      @4sight719 4 месяца назад +9

      Another Ibanez player. I have modded every aspect of my guitar and made a $700 guitar play like a $3,000 guitar.

    • @Efan2011Clark
      @Efan2011Clark 4 месяца назад +8

      Another ibanez player how come my one doesn't have a fucking whammy bar

    • @stolenlaptop
      @stolenlaptop 4 месяца назад +4

      if I'm drunk it's 50/50. He's right!

    • @NoremacNCheese
      @NoremacNCheese 3 месяца назад +10

      Another Ibanez player, I’m good enough to make it sound like I’m good, but deep down I know I’m shit and won’t ever amount to anything 🙃

  • @themedallostoryteller1105
    @themedallostoryteller1105 9 дней назад

    What PRS really says: You’re a Tonewood believer

  • @Gelais
    @Gelais Час назад

    me with a mf Cort $50 guitar 😭😭

  • @swiggidy1scorpion
    @swiggidy1scorpion 10 месяцев назад +41

    As a Dean player, that shit made me almost choke I won’t lie lmfao

    • @chrisscanlon3717
      @chrisscanlon3717 8 месяцев назад +3

      Dimebag Darrel would be PROUD! Raise that REBEL FLAG YEEHAW

    • @TimVonTibor
      @TimVonTibor 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yay racism!

    • @chrisscanlon3717
      @chrisscanlon3717 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@TimVonTibor Cowboys do more dope than rock n rollers! David Allen Coe with Dimebag and Vinnie Paul. Great album. Confederate flag all over the album too. Heritage over hate! Cowboys from HELL 🪨 🎸 🤘

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 Месяц назад

      ⁠@@chrisscanlon3717your “heritage” lasted 4 years, by that reasoning the sliced cheddar that was forgotten in the fridge for 5 years is my heritage

  • @aidanblackmusic
    @aidanblackmusic Год назад +68

    Any obscure guitar brand: you think you're better than everyone else

    • @drdre4397
      @drdre4397 10 месяцев назад +7

      Hilarious🙄, you clearly haven't played a bigfoot guitar! There's this one guy who lives way out in the sticks (the literal forest) who is super fucking hairy, (maybe part greek?) And makes these insane guitars. He lives where there are forest fires so every fretboard is flamed and the volume and toan go to 12. Nobody's ever reallt gottena good look at because the only way to place and order is to use a codeword with the texaco employee, he will then put you on "the list" and then it's a waiting game. He doesn't charge money because he's off the grid so I paid in salmon and honey. Great guitars though!

    • @ethanclem3383
      @ethanclem3383 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@drdre4397toanwood has to be burnt a little for it to have good sustain and eq

    • @zer0_iz_d34d
      @zer0_iz_d34d 9 месяцев назад +2

      Halo guitars are overpriced as hell but they’re definitely worth it with all the customization options

    • @davidhattonmusic
      @davidhattonmusic 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

  • @keysncoffee7733
    @keysncoffee7733 12 дней назад +1

    Sounds like I’d rather be alive when dinosaurs were alive than deal with the pressure of having to play the best thing you’ve ever heard 😂
    Oddly helped me decide on my next guitar. Thanks!!

  • @tsivils1987
    @tsivils1987 14 дней назад +1

    Squier slander will not be tolerated. Insane value for money, especially with the sonic line.
    I can't hate on someone who swears by them even after they get more money and more advanced. Some people just don't like getting scammed by big-name companies asking 3k for a guitar that sounds 3% better than a modern squire.
    Going with Squier and modding it yourself down the line is the move.

  • @DigitAnimations
    @DigitAnimations 4 месяца назад +8

    Hey, beggers can't be chosers. And I like my Squier.

  • @mrseaweed88
    @mrseaweed88 11 месяцев назад +67

    I own a squier and honestly don't care that it only cost me £250, it does what I need it to and the reason I own it totally isn't because I couldn't afford a fender Mustang 😅

    • @roblewis3147
      @roblewis3147 11 месяцев назад +11

      Good for you brother.
      I have a Squier jazz bass,and honestly, when i was in the music store,i played both the fender version of the bass and Squier,and to be quite honest, there was no difference in the 2.
      I actually like my Squire better

    • @Andy-cz4xw
      @Andy-cz4xw 10 месяцев назад +10

      Their jazzmasters are great

    • @theconnoisseur5
      @theconnoisseur5 10 месяцев назад +5

      I have s squire tele, and it's the best guitar I've played

    • @emj-music
      @emj-music 9 месяцев назад +3

      true, I got a classic vibe Strat and it honestly feels and sounds like a fender. crazy stuff.

    • @mrseaweed88
      @mrseaweed88 9 месяцев назад

      @@emj-music it's good how the majority of guitars made today are built to a standard now

  • @paxwav
    @paxwav 23 дня назад

    The tele is spot on!

  • @headless0ptomist198
    @headless0ptomist198 2 месяца назад

    Dime is spins in his grave every time the end of the short comes.

  • @RexfromIslaNublar
    @RexfromIslaNublar 8 месяцев назад +17

    The Telecaster is brilliant. Perfect for all genres of music, especially when you can apply a B-Bender to it

  • @DarrenPrice333
    @DarrenPrice333 9 месяцев назад +4

    I have a Schecter and a Ibanez prestige! Change the Energy drink to a coffee 😂

  • @rookymusic6310
    @rookymusic6310 2 месяца назад

    That Dean one hit different 🤣

  • @TB_in_the_coffee
    @TB_in_the_coffee Месяц назад +1

    Yamaha "I forget you even exist"

    • @ianedmonds9191
      @ianedmonds9191 Месяц назад

      Very Sad. At least as good as comparable Ibanez guitars. I have 1990 Pacifica 921M with swamp ash body and Seymour Duncan pickups.
      It's a beast of a guitar.
      Luv and Peace.

  • @4vr_KTG
    @4vr_KTG 4 месяца назад +3

    Luv my squire strat ngl, I’ve played more expensive guitars but i always go back to my strat

  • @MrPajamaShark
    @MrPajamaShark 8 месяцев назад +25

    From my own experience,
    ESP: You like Metallica
    LTD: You like Metallica, but you're on a budget

    • @ZappaSheik
      @ZappaSheik 7 месяцев назад +3

      The LTDs are really expensive today as well.
      My EC from 2020 cost the same as my Esp Eclipse from 2010 and my EII's from 2017-2023 cost double and triple that amount.
      Pricing is a female dog.

    • @DabbiRaviz
      @DabbiRaviz 7 месяцев назад +2

      So accurate 😂

    • @farqueleyou7578
      @farqueleyou7578 7 месяцев назад

      My LTD EC-1000 cost $600 less than a Gibson LP Studio 😫

    • @Stansencough
      @Stansencough 7 месяцев назад +1

      THIS IS SOO ACCURATE

    • @firemonkey1015
      @firemonkey1015 5 месяцев назад

      Very true

  • @LocalNimrod
    @LocalNimrod 3 месяца назад

    As someone who owns a schecter i can confirm i drink a shitton of monster, but im too weak to punch holes in walls

  • @Fuegosalsa99
    @Fuegosalsa99 2 месяца назад

    Okay buddy the telecaster one was so real 😂 “she’s not coming back bro, put the guitar down” that’s a violation 😂

    • @droft5567
      @droft5567 2 месяца назад +1

      Just spent $1000 on one for this mf to say something 😂

  • @monsieurjellie3753
    @monsieurjellie3753 7 месяцев назад +4

    I can confirm that i slam 8 energy drinks a day and am basically a wrecking ball

  • @painengineer
    @painengineer Год назад +6

    God damn spot on with the dean. I need more of my beared long hair homies

  • @mousse4493
    @mousse4493 День назад

    The Tele one hit too close to home

  • @StrawhatRye
    @StrawhatRye 3 месяца назад

    Whats funny is Ive been this way before my Schecter. It just added to the vibe 😊

  • @reeferfranklin
    @reeferfranklin 4 месяца назад +104

    Your opinions say more about you than those guitars say about their owners.

    • @BratislavMetulski
      @BratislavMetulski 4 месяца назад +17

      POV: the sour loser who cant take a joke.....

    • @vincentbirthdaycake
      @vincentbirthdaycake 4 месяца назад +32

      ​@@BratislavMetulskipov: the goofy goober that can't handle when someone has criticism

    • @altnap
      @altnap 3 месяца назад +2

      @@vincentbirthdaycakegoofy goober

    • @vincentbirthdaycake
      @vincentbirthdaycake 3 месяца назад +3

      @@altnap goofy goober goofball shit indeed

    • @arturoromero951
      @arturoromero951 3 месяца назад

      Actual goofy goober moment

  • @FirebirdMorningSky
    @FirebirdMorningSky 10 месяцев назад +3

    the tele one had me rolling 😂

  • @FossyPickles
    @FossyPickles 17 дней назад

    me and my fellow starcaster players have been spared

  • @optamellow
    @optamellow 3 месяца назад

    the Jackson and ESP lads have been spared

  • @Aaron-zh4kj
    @Aaron-zh4kj 9 месяцев назад +3

    I freaking love cheap guitars. The greatest recent innovation in guitars is how good cheap ones have gotten. In the corner, is my heavily modded Harley Benton, with a piezo Floyd rose, two handmade copies of the EVH USA Wolfgang pickups w/ series parallel and single coil controls for each, a tone vise (an improved version of the d tuna), and improved springs and locking nut. It’s both amazing and depressing, because I have almost no reason to buy another guitar. In tandem with my HX Stomp it does everything really well.

    • @rottingcorpse6565
      @rottingcorpse6565 8 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah cheap guitars have come a longgg way and I prefer playing my cheapos as well. I got an expensive guitar as a gift and I almost never play it because of worrying about banging it up and lowering its value.

  • @komradenikolai
    @komradenikolai 8 месяцев назад +3

    Jokes on you. I play Schecter and I am Caffeine-free.

  • @wildghoul7485
    @wildghoul7485 4 дня назад

    Wanted to say something when I saw the Les Paul, but then I remembered that I didn't go to work because my back was killing me.

  • @EyesOpen369
    @EyesOpen369 Месяц назад

    At least you left out ESP LTD 😂😂😂🎉

  • @yellowface1215
    @yellowface1215 7 месяцев назад +4

    Damn, I thought I was 22yo but he just helped me realize that I'm muuuuch older.

  • @nexbula
    @nexbula 7 месяцев назад +50

    The dimebag joke was uncalled for💀💀💀

    • @BeersAndBeatsPDX
      @BeersAndBeatsPDX 6 месяцев назад +13

      It was entirely called for

    • @artyom787b
      @artyom787b 5 месяцев назад +7

      ​@BeersAndBeatsPDX no it wasn't, dude.

    • @ddevil4980
      @ddevil4980 5 месяцев назад +18

      ​@@BeersAndBeatsPDXin what way? Dime was nice to everyone? Did you ever meet him? I'm guessing not..

    • @user-kw6rz9lp6b
      @user-kw6rz9lp6b 5 месяцев назад +3

      Don't stress mate dime was cool

    • @stigmurder99
      @stigmurder99 5 месяцев назад

      ​@BeersAndBeatsPDX I was going to send you a nice angry message , but I saw your face on your page, life seems to have been bad enough for you already 😂

  • @stevem-h3562
    @stevem-h3562 Месяц назад

    I had a chuckle at the Strat and Les Paul (guilty on both counts), but proper LOL'd at the Tele

  • @timmycarter4767
    @timmycarter4767 9 дней назад

    I just punched a fresh hole in the dry wall today 👌🏼🤘🏻

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ Год назад +92

    Schecter, Tele, & Ibanez were all spot on but PRS was a miss lol

    • @daggercatz7297
      @daggercatz7297 11 месяцев назад +27

      Sounds like you play PRS haha

    • @carazy123_
      @carazy123_ 11 месяцев назад +5

      ⁠I’m not old lol

    • @daggercatz7297
      @daggercatz7297 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@carazy123_ Doesn't mean that there isnt a stereotype about PRS players and that what he said is very much accurate.
      It's just light hearted humor, I play a Strat and I'm not old either but there sure are a lot of old Strat players..
      also ye the Schecter and Ibanez one were just bullseyes lol

    • @carazy123_
      @carazy123_ 11 месяцев назад

      @@daggercatz7297 fair enough

    • @crazys_corner
      @crazys_corner 10 месяцев назад +8

      agreed, however the rich part was spot on, why are PRS guitars so expensive??

  • @Bikewithlove
    @Bikewithlove 10 месяцев назад +3

    Ouch. I sold my white Tele for exactly that reason.

  • @paro2823
    @paro2823 20 дней назад

    As a telecaster owner, I felt this one

  • @masonminetti
    @masonminetti 29 дней назад

    My schector just smiled at me and handed me another monster 😅

  • @southsidechoppers1
    @southsidechoppers1 10 месяцев назад +3

    That was awesome you nailed a telecaster for sure😮