NL won't read this, but for anyone confused by the section where he was going lower than -$20, the reason is that Credit Card lets you spend down to that low, but costs you're forced to pay can send you infinitely negative.
I can almost promise you with complete certainty that the only person that was confused and surprised by going under $20 was NL. Everyone else reading this saw it coming, thank you for the PSA regardless
When he skipped gift certificate, I knew swashbuckler was going to show up. It's my favorite game winning combo too. But there's no way he could've known.
Any time I drag gros michel around without it breaking I think of the one run that I got gros michel on shop 1, it broke on my first round using it, and then shop 2 had cavendish (yes it was even post patch with the 1/6 odds) As you could imagine I did win that run
I know NL likely doesn't read these comments but I wanna ask anyway, Why doesn't he use the high contrast mode? It looks objectively better and can be really helpful for his colourblind (or otherwise visually impaired) audience.
"I might be making mistakes you know" immediately discards a full house on round 2
Immediately checked the comments after that happened. Thank you for making me feel seen
"Now he's thinkin with order of operations" he says as he leaves a polychrome to the left of a holo
Northernlion absolutely destroying his economy for the sake of a Joker that gives him like 20 chips per hand was pure comedy.
And 3 mult but I get where you coming from
When I’m at the art exhibition that is a banana taped to a wall:
Me when I get charged for eating the exhibit banana:
Who knew that an NL balatro run could educate the viewer on the perils of using credit card debt to escape high rental costs
When my friend Ana has to ban a viewer who donates so much that they begin to develop a dangerous parasocial relationship
thats the most +2 and simultaneous -2 ive ever seen
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What a niche +2
@@tobipickle that's the objective
“Green Joker is not our win condition” (Morpheus Voice) - HE’S STARTING TO BELIEVE
"We're just out there rolling trying to get Saturn"
Skip Saturn for Uranus lol
It's one banana, Enelle. What could it cost, $3 per round?
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When I am at whole foods, and people took partial bunches until there is a single banana left listed at full bunch price:
Whole Foods Partial Bunches
many such cases...
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NL won't read this, but for anyone confused by the section where he was going lower than -$20, the reason is that Credit Card lets you spend down to that low, but costs you're forced to pay can send you infinitely negative.
I can almost promise you with complete certainty that the only person that was confused and surprised by going under $20 was NL.
Everyone else reading this saw it coming, thank you for the PSA regardless
@@Haanskidamn go easy on my guy 😢
Not moving the steel aces to the right of the queens is about to turn me into a type a commenter
Not moving the Polychromed Shoot the Moon to the right of holographic lustful joker also about to turn me into a type of commenter
He literally had a four of a kind for no repeating hand types round and played flush instead.
We were once Balatro guys, before the war...
much like balatro guys, war never changes
We're army guys , ofcourse we miss Balatro
I played a game like this once, centuries ago...
but that was before the plague hit
Now we're guys, balatro
Me when I try to buy a single real life Gros Michel
My Brothers in Balatro.
Don't use Credit Card as an excuse to buy a Mega Standard pack (w/out Hologram).
39:54 me when it's lunchtime at elementary school and i'm thirsty
we're photograph guys of course we don't put face cards at the end.
right of the bat, rentoid sock and buskin for 10 bonus chips is crazy
NL won’t read this but both two-pair jokers work with full house. And most of the time it’s just better to play full house due to the higher base mult
without chat helping him, my man is absolutely cooked. I love it
42:44 The Assassin's Guild Leader's internal thought process when deciding on which orphan to purchase
They said it wasn’t possible to gold stake all decks with only one joker.
Egg replied “green joker” and dropped the mic.
The crowd went nuts.
57:37 He had a winning hand, all NL had to do is move the jack to the end ;_;
Thanks for spoiling the video!!!!
45:02 me when I am a hollow earth conspiracy theorist
we're balatro guys, of course we fish for full houses on the first ante
33:09 It's a real shame. 99％ of all gamblers quit right before the banana is about to break
NL when Reserved Parking only contributes a couple dollars per round: 😠
NL when Hack contributes 6 chips per hand: 😊
we're rental banana enjoyers, of course we're economically zugzwanged
There’s an adult joke to be made here, but I’m not the one to make it.
When she calls your Michel Gros.
me as a kid: wow i love bananas. I am so happy that mom wills these into existence for me
me as an adult: wow. 10 dollars. that's one pricy banana.
@@emma_tm You got it!
The way this wordsmith mixes up "deprecate" for "depreciate" drives me nutty
17:29 god deciding where he wants to put life in the solar system
23:16 me when I'm running a shadow puppet show with no experience
7:29 me when i pour vinegar in my eyes
"I'm not farming Tarot cards right now, I'm farming being alive."
This brainworm will make a fine addition to my collection.
23:07 Me when I pitch a really bad product on Shark Tank
It's from the Bulletball pitch
36:54 Republicans in 1933 to Franklin Roosevelt when he pitches the New Deal
One of the beautiful lost in the sauce runs of all time
24:27 Neil Patrick Harris when his agent called to ask if he wanted to be in HIMYM
Amazing throw at the end
When he skipped gift certificate, I knew swashbuckler was going to show up. It's my favorite game winning combo too. But there's no way he could've known.
28:09 When I run into the Count and Cookie Monster at the casino
Me when I realize I didn't have to buy 25kg of Costco Bananas
We're Balatro guys, of course we go into debt and lose the run.
17:31 me to the dancer my first time at the strip club
we're hi tomo guys, of course we greet our favorite streamer's cat every time he walks in
I can't trust that this is a fresh video for youtube and not a stinky twitch vod...
Me when Lucille Bluth is running the banana stand
18:03 We're playing against The Arm, of course we don't know what the word "contains" means.
The Odd Todd disrespect in this video is absolutely disgusting, put some respect on my boy.
Me when I go at contemporary art exhibitions
22:32 when I'm a particularly annoying zit
Endless egg isn't terrible tbh. It's not great, but it gives so much money with temperance and you can scale off the econ well.
we're balatro guys, of course the number 4 is odd
first shop green joker vagabond I cant
90% of rental gros michel users sell right before its about to break
19:05 me when all I'm asking for (begging for) a joker worth 9 dollars (12 dollars)
Don't feel bad NL, black deck is definitely the hardest gold stake
31:49 me in Isaac when my run is ass and I took the negative
Sap was so much more fun than balatro
Any time I drag gros michel around without it breaking I think of the one run that I got gros michel on shop 1, it broke on my first round using it, and then shop 2 had cavendish (yes it was even post patch with the 1/6 odds)
As you could imagine I did win that run
Black deck gold stakes took me longer than the rest of the game combined. Good luck egg 🤞
When I'm at a modern art show.
I feel like balatro has gotten harder
when i see dks banana horde and ask about the giant banana:
You can turn down "CRT" to make the screen clearer.
Me during the global potassium drought
Mitt Romney in the presidential debates
Buy the rental riff raff plz…
I will never understand why he takes mega arcana tags. Playing big blinds its defenitly better
It's one banana, what could it cost? $3 per round?
Videos to do yoga to.
Imagine if he copied Queens that where hearts 😮
hi tomo
Why don't you take the negative tags and the free shops man I'm yelling at my screen here.
Hi NL, I think you underrate skipping for e.g. polychrome; ever since they made the resulting joker free it's often super worth the risk
First?
Me when I look at the prices for a male onlyfans model
I know NL likely doesn't read these comments but I wanna ask anyway,
Why doesn't he use the high contrast mode? It looks objectively better and can be really helpful for his colourblind (or otherwise visually impaired) audience.
Because he hates disabled people
He has stated many many times that he just doesn't like the way it looks
@@powerfulghostbut it objectively looks better, per the one person at the bottom of the comment section that said that! it is an objective truth