How To: Druid - (A WoW Machinima by Nixxiom)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • The Druid. The true Furry class in World of Warcraft. Whenever you wanted to deal with your sick, disgusting desire to get it on with a cat, bear, or even a seal, the Druid is the call you go to. This is, honestly, the only thing the class is known for, aside from poor DPS. Even to this day, Blizzard still has yet to give the class a good combat spec that can compare to the all mighty Death Knight. The only worthwhile specialization, after all, in the FOUR different talent options is still the healing spec. Just tell us how Feral druids aren't the lowest damaging class in the game. Go ahead, we'll wait.
    In this episode, the Noob experiences all the horrors and down right devilish things Druids really get up to. The druid, Tinkle, does his best to hide the dark secrets from the Noob the best he can, but ultimately it is up to Nixxiom and Moocluck to rescue their... friend? Err... plaything.
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Комментарии • 80

  • @nillsthefunexpert2571
    @nillsthefunexpert2571 2 года назад +58

    Ah yes the one where the noob found the perfect class for him and nixxiom and moocluck screwed up.

    • @MrOrcshaman
      @MrOrcshaman 2 года назад +7

      They didn't screw up, they intentionally sabotaged him

    • @yea_its_us634
      @yea_its_us634 Год назад +2

      @@MrOrcshaman Yes and also, As a hunter who has done dungeons with druids, I can officially say that Druids are probably the worst and downright just absolutely rude class out there.

    • @user-cv3rz2rz6e
      @user-cv3rz2rz6e 6 месяцев назад

      I know this is a year old but as a druid you main you guys are ninja looters and slow as fck and you ain't pulling fast enough we're under things called rage we have to keep pulling and going fast so we're going to be assholes and pull half the s*** it will still out DPS your ass every f****** chance we get mother f*****

  • @draycephantom9940
    @draycephantom9940 2 года назад +28

    I was hoping the ishnu alla guy would appear.

  • @ybov9545
    @ybov9545 2 года назад +44

    The ways of a druid are needed here. Let us unleash nature's wrath! For Tinkle!

  • @nodensbertilak6855
    @nodensbertilak6855 2 года назад +67

    As a druid main I find this accurate

    • @NavalFox
      @NavalFox 2 года назад +7

      as a druid main, I don't 🤣

    • @PhoeniixCircle
      @PhoeniixCircle 2 года назад +4

      As a druid main... please no fighting :'(

    • @tklkw
      @tklkw 2 года назад +3

      Lies!! Nobody mains a druid.

    • @Jeerin_
      @Jeerin_ 2 года назад +1

      As you being a druid main I find you guilty

    • @athena8534
      @athena8534 Год назад +2

      If you find this accurate that says something about you lol. Druids are currently one of the highest performing dps as well

  • @trippyharry3789
    @trippyharry3789 2 года назад +15

    Man that went from very sad to very cruel. Poor Noob and Tinkle :(

  • @sisterblissuk9253
    @sisterblissuk9253 2 года назад +19

    Wtf poor tinkle 😭

  • @sunstorm750
    @sunstorm750 2 года назад +14

    1:06 nixxiom is so powerful he can move even while standing still

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane Год назад +18

    There's only 2 kinds of Druids
    1: the chill stoner who is 100% a Hippie/Communist
    2: *furries*

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 3 месяца назад +1

      As a druid main, I hunt both furries and commies.

  • @mavvic3892
    @mavvic3892 2 года назад +25

    I wonder if Nixxiom will do a reaction to the Dragonflight datamine about (you know who's) "big sacrifice." I always got the impression he liked him, though half his machinimas (including this one) might contradict that opinion.

    • @lunnaa777
      @lunnaa777 Год назад

      i havent watched all his videos but i recall him calling furion "f* awesome" at least a couple of times

  • @posessedbedsheets
    @posessedbedsheets 2 года назад +14

    Ten hours of Nixxiom/Moocluck laughing when?

  • @PhilipKerry
    @PhilipKerry 2 года назад +6

    Going for a tinkle can be dangerous ......

  • @doablin
    @doablin Год назад +2

    As a druid main I'm my guild's prominent healer consume a satchel of Richards

  • @PhoeniixCircle
    @PhoeniixCircle 2 года назад +5

    jeeeesus ! That one got dark real quick xD

  • @lachlank.8270
    @lachlank.8270 2 месяца назад

    You had me at the Animorphs thumbnail lmao

  • @Diresilence
    @Diresilence 2 года назад +12

    Druids in old Warcraft lore (I say old, because I don't even fucking know what Blizzard's lore is for them now): Powerful defenders of nature who basically sacrifice their personal lives to keep the corruption of the Nightmare at bay. Only stopping to fight the Legion, before finally being somewhat relieved of their duties in the emerald dream. Each druid circle representing an aspect of nature, from predatory to nature's wraith itself
    Druids in WoW: "Please give me huggie wuggies, uwu."

    • @rohleek5939
      @rohleek5939 2 года назад

      You know that its their fault that the corruption is in emerald dream right?

    • @Diresilence
      @Diresilence 2 года назад

      @@rohleek5939 Is that what they're at now? Wasn't sure, they've retcon everything so I wasn't even sure if they were going with their original lore or some new bullshit they pulled out of their ass because someone writing a book thought it would work.

    • @rohleek5939
      @rohleek5939 2 года назад

      @@Diresilence the lore of them corrupting the emerald dream starts way before the first war lore by planting the world trees and one of them in grizzly hills being corrupted by an old god, this was all written before they started to take lore out of their ass :D but yeah the heroic actions in emerald dream arent that heroic, they are just cleaning their own mess :D

    • @dankstank110
      @dankstank110 2 года назад

      @@Diresilence that bit of the lore has always been there

    • @teddy9206
      @teddy9206 2 года назад

      @@rohleek5939 Doesn't that make it the old god's fault?

  • @Hscaper
    @Hscaper 2 года назад +1

    Probably the most fitting for noob

  • @kevindenis9551
    @kevindenis9551 Год назад +1

    Though I play as a balance Druid, I have to say, the part at the end is more accurate than I’d care to admit. Why do you think I play as balance? Those weirdos give us druids bad names and seriously need help. Now I’ll go praise the sun and moon and stare blankly at the stars as it is instructed in the Druid trainer guide....

  • @patrickelmasian1079
    @patrickelmasian1079 Год назад +1

    Need to make a machinima where Tyrande is acting like sacrificing Malfurion will be a hard thing to do, but in reality she really wants out of the relationship in order to be with a female night elf. Show how she secretly also caused illidan to disappear and all the bad habits Malfurion has, like any typical husband might have, bad traits which get annoying over the years. The idea that we need Ysera to rule the green dragons while the other dragon aspects are gone doesn't make sense to me but w/e.

  • @patrickelmasian1079
    @patrickelmasian1079 Год назад

    Wow...that took a turn I didn't see coming.

  • @MissDiamond4
    @MissDiamond4 Год назад +1

    Poor Tinkle...

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind Год назад +1

    I really enjoyed the laughing at the end.

  • @punkfacexo6066
    @punkfacexo6066 2 года назад

    Thumbnail design is epic!

  • @NorthyStarrs
    @NorthyStarrs Год назад +1

    Dracthyr: "Hold my uwu"

  • @jackmehoff9517
    @jackmehoff9517 2 года назад +1

    The tragedy of Tinkle.

  • @waiwantheclock
    @waiwantheclock Год назад

    I was looking for these forever ago, didnt know u reuploaded on a dif account

  • @gameguy20100
    @gameguy20100 Год назад

    My first ever character was a druid.

  • @hoofie7371
    @hoofie7371 2 года назад

    "Since when are you allowed to have fun in this game!" :

  • @killianvanier1708
    @killianvanier1708 2 года назад +1

    1:58 lmao

  • @alexcruz7491
    @alexcruz7491 2 года назад +1

    Great job!

  • @samwrai
    @samwrai 2 года назад +3

    Man. Those two are the worst. D:
    I don't remember. The noob did ever found his class?

  • @OGDweeb
    @OGDweeb 2 года назад

    Moonfire, Sunfire, Moonfire, Sunfire as I run through the middle of the BG... 😅

  • @ghostsheepy.
    @ghostsheepy. 2 года назад +1

    i have never met a guardian druid below age 40

  • @Sanjiluv
    @Sanjiluv 2 года назад +2

    Aw. All these "stupid" people representing the class archetypes always start off so wholesome lol.

  • @stevenrusch6341
    @stevenrusch6341 Год назад

    The Druid Roleplayer should have said to Tinkle that he needs help.

  • @gr0undbg
    @gr0undbg 2 года назад +1

    The end !!! AAHAHAHAH

  • @puppylord3707
    @puppylord3707 Год назад

    you only hating on druids cues we can trun into a cat and sleep all day

  • @xxshadowfistxx2308
    @xxshadowfistxx2308 2 года назад

    4:08 damn

  • @Rebelgoose
    @Rebelgoose 2 года назад +1

    Rewatching this I was like "wait didn't they just kill the druid?". Then once I saw the dps and furry porn I thought I must've misremembered. Oh how wrong I was lol

  • @The-Apothekari
    @The-Apothekari 2 года назад +3

    I wonder if he'll move to another mmo to continue his quest for the perfect class, hmmm.
    Mayhaps ffxiv? :D

  • @phoemizito
    @phoemizito 2 года назад

    1:51 xD

  • @Sourcecode01
    @Sourcecode01 2 года назад

    i loved this lol, earned a sub :)

  • @Redmike56
    @Redmike56 2 года назад

    I won't lie The only reason I am playing druid this expansion is because convoke as boomkin is so fun to press 😂

  • @a_tired_dad
    @a_tired_dad 2 года назад

    Shit I main Warr retail, Lock classic and I think this was savage #justice4tinkle

  • @brussailpook8213
    @brussailpook8213 2 года назад +1

    Ngl the shittiest class of the game isnt druid, its obviously shaman

  • @JacobWalker2891
    @JacobWalker2891 2 года назад

    Wy do I laugh so hard at these... don't answer that.

  • @cc1210
    @cc1210 2 года назад

    Druid bad at pvp??? What alternate reality is this?

  • @MyViolador
    @MyViolador Год назад

    Druids players suck its basically the combination of a rogue and mage main fuse together

  • @Gorbub
    @Gorbub Год назад

    69th comment I’m so mature also love your work ❤️

  • @exarchyrel3056
    @exarchyrel3056 2 года назад

    Hehe okay nice try I do not even watch animal porn but my night elf druid infernusryao is the only druid I have which I mostly do dungeons or raids on once in a while either way not all druids have a bad dps or watch animal porn like me for example

  • @cpayne3
    @cpayne3 2 года назад +1

    Stupid and boring? I can stealth, insta cast kite, tank, heal, Rdps, Mdps, support, hybrid (dps and heals are always top of charts).
    Who needs trinket when I can remove snares from shape shifting? Not even gonna talk about abusing fly form with Engi in WPvP and SW canal trolling and other waterfront cities.