Are you excited for the second half of Season 4? Eren's development as a character has shocked me. I haven't been spoiled yet by people who read the manga I can't wait to see how this gets resolved
The lyrics you wrote for what non TOOl fans hear absolutely proves you are truly a fan. I am voting for your band to open for Tool if they tour next year.
Bro, those lyrics could actually be a tool song back from the stinkfist days! #HitTheCervix Wow, thank you for 1000 likes! That means our boy is getting some major views! Let’s go!!!
@@GeorgeWockington01 such a great album, legendary even. There is no such thing as a bad Tool album (I came in around 94, with Undertow)- but Aenima is my all-time favorite.
That makes the Grudge scream make even more sense 😆 stg I sounded like Maynard *AAAaaaaAAAAAaahHHHhHhhhHhhh!* It was completely natural & unmedicated 🥲😭 I wanted an epidural but it just didn't work out that way LOL, during peak second-wave of covid in India, ok storytime over 😆 Birthing is METAL AF 🤘😩
Yeahhh I just get the ol' "damn dude, how long is this fuckin song?" to friends that don't listen to Tool. Just straight kills the mood of the song lol
@@TaroCook they really are, you should live a bit, listen to better music if you want to comment like that, music is music don't f#$king matter what genre or its crap, if you relate to it, then it is best, if you jam, great but judging other people music taste or understanding just makes you look stupid and mental, enjoy the rest of your life
I just want to say. I used to just listen to a very select few Tool songs and didn't really dive deep into them. Then I came across this video. And I loved the melody and deepness and agreesiveness of the vocals. I had to know what song this was. A few searches later, I was listening to Lateralus, I immediately fell in love with it. Learning every lyric and reading every take and interpretation of it. Tool is now singlehandedly one of my favorite Bands. Every song invokes some emotion and spine chilling feeling that I can't seem to not enjoy. Thank you.
Did you just say spiral? Like the golden ratio. Did you know the glodmen radio is closely related to the finobbaci sequence? Did you know Manward made that song that has the finbonnaci sequel in it? Maynward is such a genius.
What Metallica fans hear: “end of passion play, comes crumbling away” What non-Metallica fans hear: “EEEEEEXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIITTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!”
This ish is too funny.. ion really pump tool @ all but I’ve heard a few songs but watching my man do this is pure comedic gold. I respect the passion and effort 👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣💯🫡
hu? rosetta stoned has extremely funny lyrics and every line makes total sense. granted. like with many tool songs, some experience with psychedelics helps a lot to fully understand it.
It is kind of like that yes but at the same time it also tells a story. It’s extremely funny but if you’ve ever done too much acid or any hallucinogen you can kind of relate to those feelings except I never ate crispy creme‘s while Trippin LOL.
Anal Salad Cervix is a resounding piece of music, it really borrows from Carl Jung's fear of prison as well as his repressed homosexual relationship with his friend and sentient tuna that in his anger and desire for a quick dinner, he turned into a tuna salad. Beautiful work from Maynard as always.
My Latty boy named after lateralus. I miss my furry baby. He’s at rainbow bridge now, but everytime I see the album or the song it makes me emotional. Such a huge tool fan. This video was really funny tho lol
"Tuna salad hit the cervix" 😶 🤷🏼♂️ I mean, there's a website for eveybody, right? RIGHT?! Lol, The Accountant and Tool are back! It's gonna be a good summer 😁
Almost every other time I listen to lateralus I get chills and or cry, breaking point is usually when the solo hits lol Now the times in between those will be experienced with silliness and the uncontrollable urge to laugh and ad lib 😃
Parabol/Parabola is still towards the top a lot of people I've known always asks why do 2 parts why not make it one song? I always tell them it was done intentionally though they are different tonally they are still both sides of the same coin. Parabola would have the same impact and emotion if you don't get Parabol right before it, I have always said that Parabol is the key that unlocks Parabola's beauty, you can't have one without the other.
@@droppedpasta I agree on those especially Rosetta Stoned. The "I forgot my pen, shit the bed again typical." Is peak Maynard with peak Tool in a chaotic almost schizophrenic song there's this 20 seconds that musically and vocally sums up the absolute beauty of 30 years of Tool and artists that have without argument completely mastered their craft.
Two years ago, that's how long. I can point back to this exact video which is responsible for me taking my first check of Lateralus, my third hasn't blinked once since then.
I feel like "tuna salad hit the cervix" could be the prelude or sequel to Die Eier Von Satan i mean cookies and a fish salad cant go wrong... good stuff
We're having a Todd Brown summer!
first reply
@@kati-mari5368 Zimbabwe
I fucking knew it was Todd brown. I went to school with him, grade below
Haha, more shorts like this please
My name is todd
Let’s not lie: Maynard would sing the second one to fuck with people
Just like the brownie recipe. " Now stir".
WORD 🎯🤣😂💀
🌬🌀👁🌀💨
100th like
I'd buy that for a dollar...
So true
Only true Tool fans understand the beauty of the Fettuccine sequence
I laughed way too hard at this response.
Love me some tool
It’s like math bruh
I find these ridiculous theories about secret song meanings to be over cooked.
Just don’t get it mixed up with the Rigatoni progression.
I laughed so hard my wife woke up and told me to shut up and go to bed
I can relate
Lmao... shhhh
😭😭
Question Authority-Bill Hicks and MJK
😂😂😂
Knowing Tool, the second half is probably the true meaning of the song.
Those lyrics seems more accurate for their music videos.
@@charlesco7413 😂😂
💀
I love this type of Italian pasta
Because you don't understand true meaning of pain
Mans just played the same song twice like we wouldn't notice
Exactly, why did he play the same song again? Clickbait obviously
Bruh
So he could show what tool fans hear v what non tool fans hear... kinda obvious.
@@Lattrodon no, that's not missing the joke that's called going along with the joke.
So we could identify 988 morons
as a Tool fan I completely understand all the use of the Capuccino sequence
my ears when they hear the fettuccine sequence hits
The use of the fatbitch sequence is truly remarkable. Musical geniuses.
@@BlueOysterStanso…. The Lizzo? Sequence??! 😉
as a Tool fan, yes my favorite song is 9 + 21 and Esaohiclonzumab
Nah, it's the Tortellini Sequence.
"Rest my balls amongst the ostrich"
I gotta start listening to these guys
😂
Hit the cervix
Lmfaaoooooo
It's so poetic, made me cry a little
Can forget about “beavers kissing anal fisting”
1st half: Tool
2nd half: Puscifer
🤣🤣🤣
TY for this joke that only a small amount of people will ever get
@@darthasavage7213 I'm happy to belong to those 😊
This comment slapped me hard in the face with accuracy. I love it. 😂😂
Thanks for reading my mind 😂
When you're happy you enjoy the music
When you're sad you understand the lyrics
Damn.
Ah yes, I'm feeling down today, I Cum Blood by cannibal corpse sure hits different.
The Tool memes are back, yes!
Yessss🙏😄
All is right in the world
This is the first tool meme I've ever seen!
...sign me up for more!
I missed him too. I was just wondering about hum the other day.
The Tool memes are black, yes! ^^
When he said “Tuna salad hit the cervix”… I felt that.
i felt it too the first time
You wouldn't get it...
Lmfao
Are you excited for the second half of Season 4? Eren's development as a character has shocked me. I haven't been spoiled yet by people who read the manga I can't wait to see how this gets resolved
Soo deep
I was singing “beavers kissing, anal fisting, tuna salad, hit the cervix.” in the shower and I caught myself like WAIT WHAT 😭😭💀💀
It's not a terribly out of pocket line for maynard... I wanna hear him sing those lyrics...i bet they would sound amazing. LOL =P
Im screwed
I was typing my OP comment
and this kept playing on repeat about 5 times
Its stuck
@@cyberwarlord7363 Bro what? Lol 💀
tuna salad hit the cervix
damn, that's so *deep*
Hehehe
...it really is
(Insert crude and flippant mom joke here)
Almost sounds redundant
I see what you did there.
Not sure I liked it...
But fuck if I don't respect it.
That segment of lateralus is probably the hardest tool riff ever
When he starts to get to the “spiral OUT KEEP GOING” I become fully bricked up
For me it’s when Maynard first goes “with my feet upon the ground” that’s what does it for me
End of "The pot" wants a word with you..
@@vivmiester3738 I’m just glad that tool exists or I’m not sure I’d ever be able to climax
Absolutely!
The lyrics you wrote for what non TOOl fans hear absolutely proves you are truly a fan. I am voting for your band to open for Tool if they tour next year.
I don’t understand. The person that made this content is in a band also?
The captions : "Tuna salad hit the cervix"
My head "spiral out, keep going"
Oh god.
Push the envelope
@@TalonormWatch it bend
just keep man, keep going, keep going!!
Pirate’s owl, keep howling
Tool fans hear a visualization of floating through fractal space talking to god
Monkey
We do not just hear the song, *we experience riding spirals*
Only us few
For real though some Tool songs I have literally 0 clue what he's saying
rosetta stoned
@@SnakeButtz someone that shits his pants
@@Morn__ and he unfortunately forgot his pen and now we'll never know what the aliens had to say about world destruction
GODDAMN SHIT THE BED
@@MuteSoul-iv5li *_AAAAHHHHRH_* cant remember what they said to me >:(
Dammit, I'll never be able to hear this song the same again 🤣🤣😭😭
Bro, those lyrics could actually be a tool song back from the stinkfist days!
#HitTheCervix
Wow, thank you for 1000 likes! That means our boy is getting some major views! Let’s go!!!
"Relax, turn around, and take my hand..."
This might hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to
The good ol' Ænima days
@@GeorgeWockington01 such a great album, legendary even. There is no such thing as a bad Tool album (I came in around 94, with Undertow)- but Aenima is my all-time favorite.
"Anal fisting" that's what everyone hears when they listen to tool I thought
the second half is literally just mars volta lyrics
HAHAHAHAHA
LOL
Was thinking the same thing. Haha
I miss them too :')
You... you shut your mouth right now...
Even though I know it's true... :( Still love them though.
23 year's later dying laughing to this! I've never heard it this way before. 😅
WHAT DID YOU SAY? VIGINTI TRES?
I felt that tuna salad hitting cervix part, like I'm back in the hospital giving birth Again 😭😭😭
That makes the Grudge scream make even more sense 😆 stg I sounded like Maynard *AAAaaaaAAAAAaahHHHhHhhhHhhh!*
It was completely natural & unmedicated 🥲😭 I wanted an epidural but it just didn't work out that way LOL, during peak second-wave of covid in India, ok storytime over 😆
Birthing is METAL AF 🤘😩
Yeahhh I just get the ol' "damn dude, how long is this fuckin song?" to friends that don't listen to Tool. Just straight kills the mood of the song lol
That's me trying to share Meshugga songs.
Just tell them "Not f*cking long enough "
That when I say, settle in boys.
Tool is enjoyed best when you’re alone and have a quality system to play it moderately loud and you feel the kick drum from Danny’s kit.
@@alteregos8949 🐂💩 Depends the song. TOOL enjoyed live surrounded by thousands of you idiots is always pretty special.
Is it me or does “tuna salad, hit the cervix” make more sense than quite a few legit Tool lyrics..?
Buy a Thesaurus. Impress your friends.
Read em again after you've lived abit, they're not nonsense
Kissing beavers, anal fisting, and hitting the cervix are what those confusing lyrics are about.
@@TaroCook they really are, you should live a bit, listen to better music if you want to comment like that, music is music don't f#$king matter what genre or its crap, if you relate to it, then it is best, if you jam, great but judging other people music taste or understanding just makes you look stupid and mental, enjoy the rest of your life
@@timothymcneely7869 get a life impress your self
I just want to say. I used to just listen to a very select few Tool songs and didn't really dive deep into them. Then I came across this video. And I loved the melody and deepness and agreesiveness of the vocals. I had to know what song this was. A few searches later, I was listening to Lateralus, I immediately fell in love with it. Learning every lyric and reading every take and interpretation of it. Tool is now singlehandedly one of my favorite Bands. Every song invokes some emotion and spine chilling feeling that I can't seem to not enjoy. Thank you.
💕💕
Welcome! Have u ever listened to A Perfect Circle? Its Maynard's other band. Amazing music there to worth a listen
Also listen to puscifer! Other of the Maynard’s projects
Congrats on discovering greatness and welcome to the circle bro, we're as surprised as you are and forever want to remain this way ❤
Awesome
Man, that spiral out of control real fast.
Keep going!
top tier joke right here
Did you just say spiral? Like the golden ratio. Did you know the glodmen radio is closely related to the finobbaci sequence? Did you know Manward made that song that has the finbonnaci sequel in it? Maynward is such a genius.
I found this more hilarious than i should. My humor cant be saved at this point 😭
Bro those lyrics hit fucking hard :’)
Average Tool Enjoyer
@@God_Help_Me11 still listens to good music, why call him average?
@@GoodShepheardGames enjoyer is portrayed as a chad ( strong alpha male). Fan is a soy boy. It’s some internet meme lol.
@@God_Help_Me11 lmao, that actually was a good explanation.
Its basically a new song
The Tool “sober” video still creeps me out. It was sick!!
That was my first Tool song, fell in live instantly.
Look up Quay Brothers for the Adam Jones inspiration into making that.
@@iamlokittyofmeowsgard2934 Mines as well. 😎👍💯
"Tuna salad hit the cervix" 🔥
Jesus man that was an outstanding rendition of tool. My cheeks hurt
What Metallica fans hear: “end of passion play, comes crumbling away”
What non-Metallica fans hear: “EEEEEEXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIITTTTTT LLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!”
Now Metallica friends are weird LOL
Correction: "AAAAAAAAMMMMMSSSSSSTTTTTTEEEEEELLLLL LIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!"
NAAAAAAATURALLLLL LIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTT
FFFF********CK COOORS LIIIIIIIIIGHT
OOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHH HAEAHHHHHHHH
This ish is too funny.. ion really pump tool @ all but I’ve heard a few songs but watching my man do this is pure comedic gold. I respect the passion and effort 👏🏽👏🏽🤣🤣💯🫡
Macaroni Alimony is back! Time for another bowl of Fibonacci Alfredo!
I'M FUCKIN DEAD 😂
Everybody wanna talk about Macaroni Alimony but no one wanna talk about pepperoni Alimony
If you didn't read this in an Italian accent then I don't even know what you are doing with your life
Bro you got me totally back into Tool and I couldn’t be happier hahaha.
Great video! Fantastic way to make a point. Tool jams! I have a feeling this is also the way some people hear Rush.
Buddy just unlocked the hidden lyrics.
Now I will be unable to listen to Lateralus without hearing those lyrics
These lyrics could deadass be in a tool song.
I think Maynard's vocals are extremely legible
You meant audible? Legible is used to describe handwriting and such. That aside I agree with you I could understand most of the words.
English is not my first language and I agree a 100% with you.
His annunciation is on point but this was still amusing.
@@vamountainman2512pronunciation
@@vamountainman2512enunciation*
That was incredible!!!! I think Maynard would approve of the new lyrics
"Tuna salad, hit the cervix." 😆🤣
Lmao Rosetta Stoned is basically just that and it's a goddamn masterpiece
hu? rosetta stoned has extremely funny lyrics and every line makes total sense.
granted. like with many tool songs, some experience with psychedelics helps a lot to fully understand it.
lol
It is kind of like that yes but at the same time it also tells a story. It’s extremely funny but if you’ve ever done too much acid or any hallucinogen you can kind of relate to those feelings except I never ate crispy creme‘s while Trippin LOL.
I still can't make sense of Rosetta stoned
@@motorb1tch Die Eier von Satan kills me every time
Dude, best laugh I've had all day. Thank you, it's been a miserable day.
My man! Made my day😂😂😂 Merry Christmas.
I can't unhear this, absolutely hilarious
"Tool are great." - Joe Rogan
* - Carl Sagan
NEAR the in-n-out burger.
Kmac
- Everybody
Seriously anytime I hear any Tool song I just want to start lifting heavy things.
It's great workout music.
That is literally how I feel when I listen to them.. You can feel the music. This is awesome
Yea lol and the second one is me. I realy tried to like the music, i just cant get in to it. All i hear is weird ass lyrics..
@@aitnobetafaq lol
In your cervix? 😂
What was the first Tool song you ever listened to?
Mines was Sober and I instantly got hooked.
Vicarious
Mine was Aenema, and I felt just like the second part of this video.
Lateralus
46 & 2
H.
The first time in a while that the entire team ended the season in the best of fashion and we got to the point of a big
I never thought Tool would become a meme lololol I love it
TOOL are one of my fav bands now and I still can’t deny I barely know any lyrics
My old lady: wtf is he saying right there?
Me: hellifi know but whatever it is it's effn awesome!
One of the few vocals I understand
We have the same problem
“Tuna salad, anal fisting” best lyrics ever written by Tool
I was not expecting that, had me crying on the end lol.
This is one of the best things ever on the internet this man should be praised.
I'm digging that remix. My Flabbanachos wiggled a little bit.
When he said "Tuna salad hit the cervix" ..I felt that.
Anal Salad Cervix is a resounding piece of music, it really borrows from Carl Jung's fear of prison as well as his repressed homosexual relationship with his friend and sentient tuna that in his anger and desire for a quick dinner, he turned into a tuna salad.
Beautiful work from Maynard as always.
Mane 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Yep. Read that in sync. Very fitting.
I shall read all other comments in this fashion. Should be entertaining
Yeahz!
I laughed way to hard at this. Thank you!
Greatest thing I’ve seen this month!
This is peak internet here. Thank you for making this. 🤣
Fear inoculum literally came from a higher dimension
Dude that song is so fucking insanely stupidly good
As a metal fan I can confirm this. It takes good ears. You kinda get lost in the mix
That was freaking hilarious , thanks for the laugh !
My Latty boy named after lateralus. I miss my furry baby. He’s at rainbow bridge now, but everytime I see the album or the song it makes me emotional. Such a huge tool fan. This video was really funny tho lol
Omg this nearly brought me to tears i was laughing so hard!
🤣 wow I didn't think I'd find this as funny as I did. 😆
Thank You, I needed a good laugh today.
Maynard is going to use those lyrics in a Puscifer song.
"Tuna salad hit the cervix"
😶
🤷🏼♂️
I mean, there's a website for eveybody, right? RIGHT?!
Lol, The Accountant and Tool are back! It's gonna be a good summer 😁
Almost every other time I listen to lateralus I get chills and or cry, breaking point is usually when the solo hits lol
Now the times in between those will be experienced with silliness and the uncontrollable urge to laugh and ad lib 😃
Lateralus, Pneuma, Rosetta Stoned, and The Patient are my favorites for getting those chills
I could listen to Wings for Marie for hours....and I have...
Parabol/Parabola is still towards the top a lot of people I've known always asks why do 2 parts why not make it one song? I always tell them it was done intentionally though they are different tonally they are still both sides of the same coin. Parabola would have the same impact and emotion if you don't get Parabol right before it, I have always said that Parabol is the key that unlocks Parabola's beauty, you can't have one without the other.
@@droppedpasta I agree on those especially Rosetta Stoned. The "I forgot my pen, shit the bed again typical." Is peak Maynard with peak Tool in a chaotic almost schizophrenic song there's this 20 seconds that musically and vocally sums up the absolute beauty of 30 years of Tool and artists that have without argument completely mastered their craft.
That song was made with Fibonacci sequence to literally get your gears goin. Look it up
song is lateralus btw
Can confirm, this is the first time I've ever heard a Tool song
I have not laughed so hard…thanks for that
He’s not wrong. I didn’t care for them until one day whilst smoking the devils lettuce I actually paid attention and really listened to them.
For new content we just had to pre-heat the oven...for 5 to 10 minutes..Your the best, keep making me lol..Yours Truly, Zebra Ankles
I’ll never hear that song the same again
Sounds like a pretty legit Tool lyrics tho
Lmfaooooo that shit cracked me up dude. Love it can’t wait to watch your other Tool videos
I want to hear the second song in its entirety
Same. I'm curious.
Yes
Two years ago, that's how long. I can point back to this exact video which is responsible for me taking my first check of Lateralus, my third hasn't blinked once since then.
The greatest thing Maynard Keenan did was get a bunch of tools to brand themselves with band merch, then wrote a song calling them out on it...
"F**k you, buddy!"
Tool is how we escape this mortal realm
Honestly I wouldn't be shocked if those were the actual lyrics, tool is awesome
I laughed harder than I meant to at this..
Someone needs to do an esoteric analysis of these faux lyrics. Bet you could scrape together some kinda profound meaning.
It's about the duality of man
Oh hey past me, fancy seeing you here.
I'm dying laughing, I even choked 😂
I feel like "tuna salad hit the cervix" could be the prelude or sequel to Die Eier Von Satan i mean cookies and a fish salad cant go wrong... good stuff
I searched this. I subscribed. Aquvelva. My day is ready to rock!
,tuna salad hit the cervix" 10/10 lyrics I tell you
Rest my balls amongst the ostrich, 100000/10
Tool fans in reality always convert the sound into images so they somehow become math geniuses and start counting patterns onto the songs
I’ve literally been saying something similar for decades …you my friend are exactly right
As a tool fan, they both sound correct.
Can we have a full version? Still sounds mind-opening!
Yeah mind opening like with a hatchet
Its the song Lateralus By Tool
@@mavdevel2078 I don't remember what the business was like at this time but apparently he can keep his lateraluses and his tool(s) LOL
Why did he loop the same song twice?
Omg best lyrics ever your awesome for this
I love watching first time TOOL listeners try to head bang lol
You know you've gone full TOOL when the Tuna salad hits the cervix.