Shadow Of War - A POOR ORC WHO CAN NEVER DIE! Garl The Still Alive Tragic Stories!

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  • New Shadow Of War Orc Story! A poor Orc who can never die! He Cheated Death 4 times and STILL ALIVE! Garl The Still Alive with such a poor life! He can't die even he wants to LOL But I send him to hell with a GREAT FALL! I am such a kind person! :)
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  • @garlironskull6181
    @garlironskull6181 6 лет назад +27782

    Its 2018 and Im still alive. Im still not dead ! I wonder, do you remember me ? My skull still aches from our last meeting. You thought you'd killed me, but you only brought me never-ending pain. Now the only relief I get is inflicting pain on others. Let me demonstrate!

    • @a.b.1856
      @a.b.1856 6 лет назад +629

      Garl Ironskull r u lv 100 yet or any sort of threat yet?

    • @garlironskull6181
      @garlironskull6181 6 лет назад +1681

      took me weeks to climb back on surface , but Im still alive.

    • @a.b.1856
      @a.b.1856 6 лет назад +234

      Garl Ironskull how many times have u died?

    • @crystalmestas6942
      @crystalmestas6942 6 лет назад +56

      Garl Ironskull shut up

    • @garlironskull6181
      @garlironskull6181 6 лет назад +761

      My skull still fells the pain of all those failures I cant remember.

  • @martinrobo123
    @martinrobo123 3 года назад +3592

    The ring is destroyed and Mordor has collapsed into the ground
    Garl: STILL ALIVE!

    • @svenerkmann5679
      @svenerkmann5679 2 года назад +34

      I laughed way too hard at this

    • @sentientmustache8360
      @sentientmustache8360 2 года назад +26

      @jake carrow he then proceeds to hurl a boulder at him, bringing down his dragon, killing him

    • @thedbdentity2102
      @thedbdentity2102 2 года назад +7

      @jake carrow I have been defeated by you countless times but this time this time I will defeat you

    • @foxboiunknown320
      @foxboiunknown320 Год назад +13

      *WWIII happens irl*
      Garl, on someones computer: still alive!

    • @chicken4090
      @chicken4090 Год назад +2

      @@foxboiunknown320 what?

  • @benstafford8206
    @benstafford8206 3 года назад +5664

    Frodo: "I'm glad you're here with me, Sam. Here at the end of all things."
    Garl: STILL ALIVE

    • @lil_skinnypenis
      @lil_skinnypenis 3 года назад +4

      @@ZachFrost cringe

    • @johnmccarron7066
      @johnmccarron7066 3 года назад +197

      "Who is that, Mr. Frodo?"
      "I've no idea, Sam...but he seems to have lived a true tale of woe."

    • @weez1585
      @weez1585 3 года назад +92

      Golum: wait a second, I know you! I pulled you out of that canyon 50 years ago!!!

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger 3 года назад +1

      @@DavesRoleplays Y

    • @kenlol4352
      @kenlol4352 3 года назад +27

      Garl is better at staying alive than souron

  • @silverseer573
    @silverseer573 Год назад +197

    It's so interesting to watch this battle between a dark, immortal warrior obsessed with revenge, and Talion.

  • @BlazRa
    @BlazRa 2 года назад +663

    Imagine how long the movies would have been if the Orcs fought as well as they do in this game

    • @cathymilner744
      @cathymilner744 2 года назад +43

      Jesus Christ it would truly be neverending

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner Год назад +68

      The games also made them much bigger and stronger. Orcs are supposed to be significantly smaller and weaker than men. The only way they can beat men, elves or dwarves is with sheer numbers.
      The big, strong orcs in the games are the complete opposite. At least in Shadow of Mordor, they explained that these are not ordinary orcs but rather Uruks (Uruk-hai, i suppose) and you could even see the difference between them and ordinary orcs, because Ratbag was an ordinary orc. In Shadow of War, they just call them orcs and there are no non-Uruk orcs to be seen.

    • @morgs5118
      @morgs5118 Год назад +18

      ​@@LikexnerThe archers and hunters (The ones with the javelins) are regular Orcs

    • @Longshanks1690
      @Longshanks1690 Год назад +18

      *At Aragorn’s coronation*
      RANGAH!

    • @yibboykeithnug341
      @yibboykeithnug341 Год назад +11

      @@Longshanks1690 I wonder, do you remember me? My skull still aches from our last meeting. You thought you'd killed me, but you only brought me never-ending pain. Now the only relief I get is inflicting pain on others. Let me demonstrate!

  • @handsomejack3444
    @handsomejack3444 5 лет назад +7465

    Legend says that if you stand at a cliff and listen hard, you can still hear his words... "STILL ALIVE!"

    • @995cool
      @995cool 5 лет назад +67

      he's doing science and he's still alive

    • @iplat
      @iplat 5 лет назад +29

      Just very badly burned.

    • @Necrom6
      @Necrom6 5 лет назад +8

      hear*

    • @hectoristoomuch
      @hectoristoomuch 4 года назад +10

      Legend says that if you stand on a cliff and listen hard,you can still hear the words.... *STILL ALIVE*

    • @Kilooma
      @Kilooma 4 года назад +11

      hector 14 you just copied his comment

  • @wimpydouche
    @wimpydouche 3 года назад +7755

    2020 Can't get any worse
    Garl: STILL ALIVE!!!!

  • @arandomspanishdude3849
    @arandomspanishdude3849 2 года назад +398

    This is the reason why this is one of the best games, you can literally have like mini histories with captain orcs that you find

    • @benoliver5593
      @benoliver5593 Год назад +5

      It's my favorite part really and wish mmos and other games had functions like that

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan Год назад +5

      @@benoliver5593 its to complex system for mmos to work any good

    • @quatrothedog769
      @quatrothedog769 Год назад +43

      @@Dennan nope it’s because the creator of shadow of war copyright claimed the system

    • @Dennan
      @Dennan Год назад

      @@quatrothedog769 yea i heard about that later on.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Год назад +8

      It takes an otherwise repetitive and plain open world arpg like any other you've played, and makes it special. The nemesis system truly enabled some amazing gameplay moments in both games.

  • @williamcaldwell758
    @williamcaldwell758 2 года назад +250

    After his last fall into the abyss, Garl had been defeated one last time. The Gravewalker falls to his knees, relieved. "Impossible for that undying Orc to come back after that..". Still atop the sentry tower, the Gravewalker feels the weight of the tower shift, wood creak. He turns around, surprised, and spots a ghastly figure in the darkness. The shadow cries out, "Still aliiiiiiive!"

  • @ArchangelExile
    @ArchangelExile 3 года назад +6834

    Plot twist: Garl is being played by a player in another dimension and you are the boss he's trying to beat.

    • @adamm9327
      @adamm9327 3 года назад +82

      Loool

    • @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224
      @mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 2 года назад +236

      I would love to have a sort of real time /turn based nemesis system where all other players are uruks and have to sort of play it like a rouge like to climb ranks and a talion player being given certain missions (so not unfairly target one) but having certain objectives where others could ambush. And it gets filled up with auto generated uruks and ai uruks just to maintain numbers after each player(uruk) death or talion player death.

    • @Mirego1999
      @Mirego1999 2 года назад +41

      @@mr.mischiefiknowyourpasswo8224 this would be a nice game to play

    • @SheckyBoy
      @SheckyBoy 2 года назад +8

      broooooo i cant lmao

    • @zureamante
      @zureamante 2 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @auroravaughan575
    @auroravaughan575 6 лет назад +5687

    I guess this is how Orc captains feel when they kill Talion for the 18th time.

    • @justinian-the-great
      @justinian-the-great 6 лет назад +243

      Wind Waker6000 Truth. Now we know how much they are pissed off!

    • @RottenHeretic
      @RottenHeretic 6 лет назад +99

      It takes you 18 encounters to kill an uruk. Welp.

    • @MrLeeamus
      @MrLeeamus 6 лет назад +112

      Maybe Talion should say everytime now: STILL ALIVE!!!!!

    • @jroldo8353
      @jroldo8353 6 лет назад +17

      18th? I start a new character if I die once....

    • @elitefew8537
      @elitefew8537 6 лет назад +66

      I had a cursed terror tank named skoth dream eater. he kill me 12 times in cirith nurnen, I said fuck this shiet and went to seregost and you know what this motherfucking piece of shit had the ordasity to do?!?! FucKING AMBUSH ME ON A WHOLE NOTHER FKIN COUNTRY I was fighting 2 olags and I call for my body guards and this guy just slaps me, taunting me for calling for help. that was his 13th time killing me and now he's overlord of seregost and I flee to another area to get stronger

  • @angrywizard3199
    @angrywizard3199 2 года назад +153

    I love that he still has the ironskull title, like the other uruks are just like, "ah, there goes garl. He'll be back in a minute, nothing to worry about" "shouldn't we give him a new title? Like 'death-cursed' or something?" "Nah his hat's more noteworthy"

    • @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798
      @mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798 Год назад +13

      "Have you seen this man's dome take a hit? What ever he cracks it on gets the worse end"

    • @monday7352
      @monday7352 Год назад +4

      “Didn’t he lose the iron bits in his skull a few deaths ago?”
      “Yep, the name just stuck on account of his stubborn disposition.”

  • @Chonkems
    @Chonkems Год назад +22

    I've got an orc called grible, he only says WEE WOO and has died several times but always comes back. He remains loyal after each death. I love you, big wee woo man.

    • @user-BadUsername
      @user-BadUsername Год назад +3

      Even in death I still serve

    • @DimkaTsv
      @DimkaTsv 5 месяцев назад

      Isn't there way to ensure kill with domination?

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark1127 3 года назад +4627

    Gravewalker: “My curse makes it so I can never die”
    Garl: “Hold my grog”

    • @lordvader7844
      @lordvader7844 3 года назад +38

      Maybe calabrimore gave him immortal or is it Saron but is just a theory a GAME THEORY AND CUT

    • @mkv2718
      @mkv2718 3 года назад +18

      @@lordvader7844 wow, this would have been such a better comment if it had any pacing, punctuation, or correct spelling. nice try tho.🤷‍♂️

    • @MiguelAngel-go4ck
      @MiguelAngel-go4ck 3 года назад +21

      @@mkv2718 ew

    • @JackSmith-nt5nx
      @JackSmith-nt5nx 3 года назад +13

      @@mkv2718 ew

    • @bucketofuniverses5196
      @bucketofuniverses5196 3 года назад +12

      @@mkv2718 ew

  • @br0ken_stew
    @br0ken_stew 3 года назад +3377

    (Turns off game and shuts down PC)
    But in the dark corner of your room you hear the words "STILL ALIVE!"
    You cower in fear as you see Garl exit from the darkness.
    He was about to start a monologue when he trips on a wire and falls straight out your window
    You have a feeling he is dead but deep down you know and you will always know that he is still alive

    • @noahsbathroomreview3803
      @noahsbathroomreview3803 3 года назад +51

      I love this

    • @reraltofgivia8814
      @reraltofgivia8814 3 года назад +51

      softly: *don’t.*

    • @mitchellwebb6898
      @mitchellwebb6898 3 года назад +20

      Serious shrek is love vibes ngl

    • @kobinpaizlimona9088
      @kobinpaizlimona9088 3 года назад +27

      ... So you dedicate the next weeks or months preparing awaiting for his return.

    • @lordofthecaves
      @lordofthecaves 3 года назад +14

      I'm still playing shadow of mordor, and I have one orc who's one of the ogs in it. He's called malmag the black, boy he's badass. He's got that intelligent personality

  • @doomakarn
    @doomakarn 3 года назад +52

    2020: ends
    Garl Ironskull: STILL ALIVE!

    • @VictorReznov1
      @VictorReznov1 2 года назад

      Let's wait for the end of the world to see if he's still alive

  • @davidtsmith33
    @davidtsmith33 2 года назад +38

    I think I met him a couple times already. One persistent character that. Love how he keeps coming back.
    These guys are too funny. Giving all kind of chats still when getting beaten to a frazzle and even when dying to boot. Gotta love em.

  • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
    @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 5 лет назад +4631

    _Garl may never win, but he_ can _lose. Again, and again, and again, and again, forever. And that makes you_ his _prisoner._

    • @mrdetectiveguy4661
      @mrdetectiveguy4661 5 лет назад +64

      Blackheartzero, the Underground Song Critic ohhh but that’s were you are wrong Gael is actually winning as the ranger must put up with him for ever

    • @goblingamer606
      @goblingamer606 5 лет назад +283

      Ranger ive come to bargain

    • @therealmanguyman
      @therealmanguyman 5 лет назад +6

      cuz he is hacking

    • @jude7524
      @jude7524 5 лет назад +24

      Wow only I notice this is a line in doctor strange

    • @goldenjam_0189
      @goldenjam_0189 5 лет назад +10

      Dr strange type shit

  • @justafireimp5793
    @justafireimp5793 Год назад +25

    If you're wondering why he retreats so often, it's because he's a trickster so he leads you into an ambush and disappears. The only reason you never found out was because he had no chance to run. The easy way to tell if it's a fake or not is if they become broken or not. Captains retreating in terror will be broken regardless of their hp, tricksters will not.

  • @cairosilver2932
    @cairosilver2932 2 года назад +21

    He didn't have the 'cheat death' ability, he had the 'bouncy' ability

  • @MalarkySparky
    @MalarkySparky 3 года назад +697

    Love how as you throw him off a ledge for the second time he's just like
    *"ANOTHA TIME, RANGA!"*

    • @FatalHog
      @FatalHog 2 года назад +27

      i mean, hes not wrong.

    • @oeply7334
      @oeply7334 Год назад +30

      *"Same time next week?"*

  • @theogaarder3478
    @theogaarder3478 3 года назад +1229

    Gets head chopped off, five minutes later... “I’M BAAAACK! THEY STAPLED MY HEAD BACK ON!”

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok 3 года назад +56

      Perks of being a creature born in a vat of goo I guess. Yes, I know that’s Uruk-Ai, but I don’t see any female Orcs in Middle Earth anywhere, so...🤷‍♂️

    • @cooltrainervaultboy-39
      @cooltrainervaultboy-39 3 года назад +8

      Why did I read that in Kyle's cousin Kyle's voice from South Park?

    • @o_bryan9892
      @o_bryan9892 3 года назад +4

      @@MrMaradok wheres the difference between orc and uruk ai? Dont know much about LoTR

    • @MrMaradok
      @MrMaradok 3 года назад +32

      @@o_bryan9892
      In a nutshell, Orcs are the ugly guys who look more like a goblin by todays standards, while an Uruk-Hai are the big guys that are more “human like.” More importantly, the first “real” Uruk-Hai where made by Saruman The White by mixing Orcs with Humans.

    • @werewolf873
      @werewolf873 3 года назад +9

      @@MrMaradok i thought the high orcs were made by mixing orc blood with elf blood.

  • @julispears4949
    @julispears4949 2 года назад +6

    "Another time ranger, if you last that long!"
    Sounds like to me that he knew that was going to be...
    STILL ALIVE!!!

  • @jare3459
    @jare3459 Год назад +6

    it been 5 years since you last sa-
    Garl: STILL ALIVE!

  • @FindTheFun
    @FindTheFun 3 года назад +992

    I love how he's so used to being thrown off ledges by you.
    "Another time ranger..."

    • @christopheredwards9904
      @christopheredwards9904 2 года назад +45

      He keeps coming back because the dude has to cut off his head in order to kill him for good.
      Ratbag even hints at it, saying "now, if you wanna get rid of 'em for good, you gotta pop their head off! Well, at least I *think* that'll get rid of 'em for good" Or something along those lines

    • @Dontgetslept
      @Dontgetslept Год назад +3

      @@christopheredwards9904 nah they still come back

    • @alexandermclaughlin4742
      @alexandermclaughlin4742 Год назад +19

      @@christopheredwards9904 wrong actually. Found out recently I beat the game and cut off the heads of my enemies and they returned looking like Frankenstein's monster. Body all weird looking like it's been put together by a maniac.

    • @0bliviXx
      @0bliviXx Год назад +18

      @@alexandermclaughlin4742 In the full ratbag quote he finishes with "...most of the time"

    • @zachtwilightwindwaker596
      @zachtwilightwindwaker596 Год назад

      He'll be back.

  • @IAmTheStig32
    @IAmTheStig32 4 года назад +2705

    When you have depression and someone asks you how you're feeling:
    STILL ALIIIIIVEEEEE!

  • @rickool07
    @rickool07 8 месяцев назад +6

    had an orc named shaka the unkillable. he lived up to his name and followed me from cirith ungol to lithlad, killed him more than 5 times till i finally recruited him for my final siege mission. good times 😁

  • @squirefungus6391
    @squirefungus6391 3 года назад +16

    Don't worry guys, it's 2021--
    Garl: *Still alive!*

  • @VexWerewolf
    @VexWerewolf 5 лет назад +1122

    "Another time, ranger, if you last that long!"
    As he was toppling off a cliff. Even he knew it wouldn't be enough.

    • @CrazyGamerDragon64
      @CrazyGamerDragon64 5 лет назад +42

      I know! And one of the times after that as he's being thrown off an edge (again) he says "Oh no, you got me!" But the way he says it sounds kind of sarcastic 😄

    • @rangopistacho6928
      @rangopistacho6928 4 года назад +5

      That sounds so badass

  • @derpymcderpo8762
    @derpymcderpo8762 3 года назад +205

    3:44 dies from the fall
    "Maybe next time ranger!"
    He already knew he was coming back.

  • @thorin3285
    @thorin3285 2 года назад +32

    You’re like a dark souls boss for him, just never ending pain lmao

  • @yourdude4197
    @yourdude4197 3 года назад +12

    *Kills Garl*
    Talion: Now will you please stay dead?
    Garl: No, I don’t think I will.

  • @SilentArisen
    @SilentArisen 5 лет назад +1671

    Holy shit.
    His voice actor is Mung Dahl from Chowder.

  • @umarahmed2378
    @umarahmed2378 3 года назад +1966

    He's like Team Rocket! Annoyingly persistent yet pitiable. He's even got the catchphrase down!

    • @adawnicusautocon
      @adawnicusautocon 3 года назад +58

      STILL ALIVE~!!!

    • @leader_nich7998
      @leader_nich7998 3 года назад +34

      STILL ALIVE

    • @ryanred1525
      @ryanred1525 3 года назад +8

      Hey what time is it still alive

    • @ogiler
      @ogiler 3 года назад +16

      He even gets blasted off.

    • @T_995
      @T_995 2 года назад +11

      Can you imagine if mobile phones existed in this universe ? The amount of calls Talion would get from this guy about him still being alive😆😆

  • @mutedust8229
    @mutedust8229 Год назад +7

    Garl is like playing imaginary fights with another kid but he can always "dodge" your attacks or if you have a gun then he has a bullet proof potion.

    • @liamdejong7158
      @liamdejong7158 11 месяцев назад

      “Im shooting you not the potion”

    • @EmilyJaneDoe
      @EmilyJaneDoe 10 месяцев назад

      omg this is such an underrated comment 😂

  • @mbarajas-sx8wh
    @mbarajas-sx8wh Год назад +2

    RUclips: this video is dead
    Recommendations: STILL ALIIIIVE!

  • @kyozero5840
    @kyozero5840 6 лет назад +174

    Legend tells that he is still alive to this day

    • @raptordave
      @raptordave 6 лет назад +1

      He works down at the Walmart. He collects the carts in the parking lot. Don't worry about hitting him with your car. He's STILL ALIVE!

  • @fuckinmoron3230
    @fuckinmoron3230 3 года назад +189

    that desperate “no... dont!” at the end breaks my heart

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 года назад +37

      At least he doesn’t have to worry about the pain in his skull anymore.

    • @leonkotov
      @leonkotov 3 года назад +5

      @@greywalker505 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @The-Majin-Glaceon
    @The-Majin-Glaceon 7 месяцев назад +6

    STILL ALIVE!!!

  • @alwinwinter1645
    @alwinwinter1645 3 года назад

    This is the video that introduced me to these games~ Thank you so much!

  • @ancientgearsynchro
    @ancientgearsynchro 6 лет назад +373

    Cheats death so much I am surprised he is not legendary at this point.

    • @KaethofDeath
      @KaethofDeath 6 лет назад +21

      Might as well just be Deadpool.

  • @woodlanddog4765
    @woodlanddog4765 6 лет назад +831

    Legend has it that he is still falling to this day

    • @kurosakitagami2788
      @kurosakitagami2788 6 лет назад +22

      Dylan Owen and coming back screaming: STILL ALIVE!!!!

    • @jumpmusic101
      @jumpmusic101 6 лет назад

      Dylan Owen 😂😂😂😂

    • @MrNans69
      @MrNans69 6 лет назад +3

      STILL FAAAALLING

    • @samuelh.6834
      @samuelh.6834 6 лет назад +1

      Guess he really fell for it

    • @Vertutame
      @Vertutame 6 лет назад +1

      he can be friend with loki.

  • @Desbo
    @Desbo Год назад

    That was epic. Thanks for sharing hahab

  • @325133
    @325133 2 года назад +3

    I had one like this from the first game. He adapted to ALL weaknesses and be was invincible. I used my captains on a story mission and murdered then all single handedly

  • @mattiethekoala5619
    @mattiethekoala5619 3 года назад +201

    Normal Orcs: Why are we still here just to suffer ?!?
    Garl Iron Skull: S T I L L A L I V E E E E !

  • @bluewater5463
    @bluewater5463 3 года назад +1565

    I had a rival orc on shadow of Mordor named Pash the Immovable. He was the highest level orc I had run into when I first played the game. He clapped me twice, and I stayed as far away from him as I could until I got stronger. Well, I gained some intel on him and found out he could be insta killed by stealth. So I went back and killed him, it was great! Next thing I know he comes back still very much alive with a few more scars. I fought him again, this time burning him to a crisp and shanking him to death. He comes back AGAIN with cloth wrapped around his head, only this time he had worked his way up to war chief. I was pretty proud of him to be honest. Long story short, I fought him one last time, (our 5th time fighting each other) and cut his head off, keeping him down for good. One of the coolest things I’ve ever experienced in a video game.

    • @darthjandlightj
      @darthjandlightj 3 года назад +40

      Oh i can tell a Story about ishmotz.... but thats way too long XD seriously love this game

    • @scotty776
      @scotty776 3 года назад +102

      Mine was Shag the Tark-Slayer, he was a grunt that snuck me in the middle of a fight and became a captain, and I played around with him for a day to see how strong I could make him. Eventually I decided I should kill him, so I shot him in the face and he came back later without an eye. I let him kill me a few more times, and I was going to let him keep killing me too to see if he'd become legendary, and the idiot drank from the barrel I poisoned😢 Then he ambushes me an hour later and he became Shaq the Plague-Bringer, legendary and all. I was hella hype and I was going to let him kill me again (just turning him into the ultimate nemesis) and a gondorian soldier killed him during the kill animation (savior)

    • @darthjandlightj
      @darthjandlightj 3 года назад +25

      @@scotty776 thats actually a let Down but who know maybe he comes back recently i had some really cool rivals but i think im almost finished with the Story... and i decided to restart after because it felt too short guess i was a little too quick i got too excited after my first fortress that i focused way too much of it only fortress left is minas morgul but i hope that after that i get the real final fortress of sauron because i would be disappointed if the nazgul are the final Bosses i dont like how they fight, fighting Orcs is way cooler because i love how every captain is different, some are easy but then we have guys like ishmotz... man that was a unit it was the first time i played and it was with a friend we wanted to try a low captain level 4 or so in the beginning well we were fools... because Mass matters.. or short i was against an army, one lucky dude killed me... and it turned out his name was ishmotz and he was promoted to level 10... well my talion was level 3 at that time... and then my friend and i decided to train so we became level 8 after some time (killed other lower captain but this time more stealthy) and then 1 on 1 against ishmotz guess what he whooped my ass.... next day i visited my friend again.. my mind was prepared... and then talion became level 12 (ishmotz was 13 now...) but even tho i was weaker i still decided to give it a try. After 10 minutes i finally killed him... i thought the pain was over...but no.... he came back stronger than ever and his only Goal is to see me dead even if talion keeps coming back.. i hope you read it bro because it took really long

    • @ChoppaHunnid
      @ChoppaHunnid 3 года назад +3

      @@darthjandlightj Bro u was determined lmao💀

    • @CancerousJokes12
      @CancerousJokes12 3 года назад +9

      I'm so good at the game i got attacked by 3 orc captains one of my captain's betrayed me during the fight making me have to fight 4 captains so I fled

  • @venar4248
    @venar4248 2 года назад

    August 2021: STILL ALIIIIIIVE!
    :D God this guy is the most hilarious Orc ever for me :D thx for sharing that :D

  • @anhduc0913
    @anhduc0913 2 года назад +1

    And this, is precisely why middle earth series is so good. Its system make every story unique, and it feels a lot like an actual active world than just a game.

  • @fluffyplatypusgaming1941
    @fluffyplatypusgaming1941 6 лет назад +1306

    the orcs don't die from the fall they die from a heart attack BEFORE the fall

    • @Claymmorez
      @Claymmorez  6 лет назад +34

      how?

    • @fluffyplatypusgaming1941
      @fluffyplatypusgaming1941 6 лет назад +112

      Claym morez they die even if it’s a survivable height they just die

    • @fluffyplatypusgaming1941
      @fluffyplatypusgaming1941 6 лет назад +12

      Claym morez they die even if it’s a survivable height they just die

    • @trutyatces8699
      @trutyatces8699 6 лет назад +94

      Throw em' off a small incline and they just die.

    • @emperya2
      @emperya2 6 лет назад +18

      Guess what? If they are cut, poisoned, blown and beaten real good before falling, almost torn to shred. Any orc can die because of falling from a "survivable height". Since there is a nearly dying orc already.

  • @JinnKimura
    @JinnKimura 6 лет назад +1096

    Many decades later, Claym Morez dies peacefully, having lived a fulfilling life. Family and friends gather to mourn, when suddenly:
    "STILL ALIVE!"

    • @Desiderium
      @Desiderium 6 лет назад +29

      LOL

    • @liamh.864
      @liamh.864 6 лет назад +7

      Jinn Kimura lol

    • @MrEgofreak
      @MrEgofreak 6 лет назад +31

      Totally! This is worth a Shadow of War Commercial.

    • @TheSuperking1987
      @TheSuperking1987 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @jaguar123987x
      @jaguar123987x 6 лет назад +6

      And then he can have his revenge by slaughtering everyone! Still ALiVE

  • @user-hg3yn8ks1g
    @user-hg3yn8ks1g Год назад

    Thanks I have misted this part!)

  • @user-zz9mv9rd7z
    @user-zz9mv9rd7z 5 месяцев назад +2

    Still one of my favourite videos 6 years later

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 6 лет назад +1169

    ‘You have a habit of not being able to finish me off’
    I know that feeling my immortal friend

  • @metalrain300
    @metalrain300 6 лет назад +298

    Each time you throw him all I can think of is, “team still alive is blasting off again!!!!!!!!”

    • @Jordan-vc4cn
      @Jordan-vc4cn 6 лет назад +17

      Repetitive dialogue, changing wardrobe, constant presence despite being no real threat and having many reasons to just avoid the protagonist, should have found much better things to do with his time, gifts and skills? He IS a precursor to Team Rocket!

  • @justinbaez8627
    @justinbaez8627 2 года назад

    To come back so many times that you end up repeating dialog that's intense

  • @Brady77769
    @Brady77769 2 года назад

    I love your content and am getting that game today

  • @n3mo_
    @n3mo_ 6 лет назад +2885

    STILL ALIIIVE!!

    • @CitizenKahne1992
      @CitizenKahne1992 6 лет назад +25

      *shames*

    • @TonyTony..
      @TonyTony.. 6 лет назад +8

      Capitano_ n3mo haha I could just picture him just from this😂that's pretty much how he said it exactly

    • @Claymmorez
      @Claymmorez  6 лет назад +26

      he said it so many times lol

    • @wrcz
      @wrcz 6 лет назад +9

      yeeea-aa-aah, ooooo-----oooh I'm still aaaliiiiiive

    • @crosseightyeight
      @crosseightyeight 6 лет назад +8

      JUST VERY BADLY BURNED

  • @burnin8able
    @burnin8able 3 года назад +144

    I had a similar experience with an assassin who just kept coming back from the dead over and over, but his one weakness that he always had was being able to be 1 hit killed by an arrow headshot. It was so funny because he'd just keep showing up while I was fighting other orcs and just get domed and then I'd go back to what I was doing before.

    • @WhenDevilsDuel
      @WhenDevilsDuel 8 месяцев назад

      A mortal weakness to headshots? Never seen that before, sounds hilarious

    • @burnin8able
      @burnin8able 8 месяцев назад

      @@WhenDevilsDuel it really was. just "ha ha! I'm back!"
      *dead*
      over and over again

  • @therougehobbit2564
    @therougehobbit2564 2 года назад +1

    I had a ork do this to me once, his name was throg the tark slayer, and he was a regular ork that killed me around the beginning of my first playthrough, and ended up coming back to life on multiple occasions and followed me until the last fortress I had to take over, and ironically he was the overlord of the last fortress, that's what I call dedication.

  • @judeives8899
    @judeives8899 Год назад +3

    I had this same problem, but with like 3 orcs who refused to die no matter how hard I tried, and they were some of the first orchestra I fought and yet somehow one of them still lives after years of putting him through turmoil

    • @cheeseboy847
      @cheeseboy847 7 месяцев назад

      "Some of the first orchestra I fought". Now I'm imagining a couple of bard orcs in the background providing instrumentals while a few more rhyming orcs are in the front singing in 3 part harmony as they march up to you. It's... it's beautiful 🥲

  • @lukam.8817
    @lukam.8817 4 года назад +534

    This hapend to me. He was a maniac that got enraged by everything, was fire proof , enraged by frezze, poison proof, arrow proof and execucion proof. Sorry for my english

    • @ElonMuzska
      @ElonMuzska 3 года назад +6

      Español?

    • @zeljitokekreisi277
      @zeljitokekreisi277 3 года назад +3

      Joshua Isaula nein, gërman

    • @keineahnung9753
      @keineahnung9753 3 года назад +1

      @@zeljitokekreisi277 gérman ich lach mich schlapp xD

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 года назад +2

      @@keineahnung9753 das seltsamste ist ja das es nicht mal ein *ë* auf den deutschen Tastaturen gibt

    • @keineahnung9753
      @keineahnung9753 3 года назад +1

      @@slyseal2091 isso

  • @MC-tl7oj
    @MC-tl7oj 4 года назад +415

    "You're sick! And you deserve pain!" He's right and that applies to all the shadow of mordor/war players. The things we've done to them...fight your blood brother in the pit for my amusement? Yep.

    • @Stolskai
      @Stolskai 4 года назад +64

      To be fair many of them are slavers, cannibals, head collectors, and mass murderers.
      Plus they use more skulls in their decorating than the France crypts

    • @masonsteere
      @masonsteere 3 года назад +13

      Btw fighting blood brothers in the pit is terribly fun. There's an achievement for having one blood brother kill the other. But it didn't work for me in the fight pits. I'm guessing you have to dominate one and send him after the brother still under Sauron's control.

    • @klawschafer7425
      @klawschafer7425 3 года назад +7

      That is correct. They have dialogue when you send one after Sauron’s. Don’t intervene though, or yours will betray you.

    • @greywalker505
      @greywalker505 3 года назад +4

      Hate to ride a high horse, but I’ve never deliberately done that, and any time something like that did happen, I rightfully felt like shit afterwards.

    • @Torchbroski
      @Torchbroski 3 года назад +6

      i didnt do it! the acheivements did.

  • @luistovar1184
    @luistovar1184 10 месяцев назад +3

    Talion dandose cuenta que Garl posee la misma maldicion que el:
    MEJORES AMIGOS :D

  • @jarrelljohnson7345
    @jarrelljohnson7345 Год назад

    I literally just bought this last weekend. Yt recommending me to finally play it

  • @venomistgaming
    @venomistgaming 6 лет назад +45

    Garl is now immune to fall damage.

    • @General-Of-Gaming
      @General-Of-Gaming 3 года назад +1

      Garl can now play ragdoll and play dead and cheat death.

  • @coreyeverett5500
    @coreyeverett5500 6 лет назад +730

    He's called the King Slayer.... and he's missing a hand....

    • @Claymmorez
      @Claymmorez  6 лет назад +40

      iron skull now

    • @morpyy7123
      @morpyy7123 6 лет назад +66

      And he says in combat "I don't know nothing, leave me alone!"

    • @569_
      @569_ 6 лет назад +23

      Corey Everett game of thrones reference

    • @leonvanderlinden2595
      @leonvanderlinden2595 6 лет назад +7

      I wonder if the Boltons knew him xD

    • @tash4943
      @tash4943 6 лет назад +28

      Well surely the Lannisters sent their regards.

  • @silverpillars
    @silverpillars Год назад

    watching this in 2022 and just been playing this game for the first time. Now Im hunted by "STILL ALIVE" in every turn of the game. Damn you Garl! 😅😅

  • @lesaungarrido919
    @lesaungarrido919 Год назад

    It’s amazing how every orc and Uruk is different I have never come across the same model twice

  • @sayxxdx
    @sayxxdx 6 лет назад +331

    I remember asking a kid what his power would be. He said immortality.
    $10 says that orc is that kid.

  • @Scothulu
    @Scothulu 3 года назад +250

    I'm surprised he didn't get the title "The Immortal"

    • @Tijs_V.
      @Tijs_V. 3 года назад +12

      Yeah ikr i mean i have an orc with the title the unkillable and he also keeps coming back 😆😆

    • @auravaury
      @auravaury 2 года назад +4

      Well he's not inmortal, he just has really good bad luck and survives every time 😂

    • @Scothulu
      @Scothulu 2 года назад +5

      @@auravaury …it’s a joke mate-

  • @GoldGalaxianFin
    @GoldGalaxianFin 2 года назад

    2021: i hope there isn't any more bad things.
    Garl: *STILL ALIVE*

  • @dylanyouwouldlove90smith38
    @dylanyouwouldlove90smith38 3 года назад

    "You have a habit of not being able to finish me off"
    Claym: Lol

  • @therrazer50
    @therrazer50 3 года назад +131

    "STILL ALIIIVEEE!!"
    "What you tought because it's 2021 i would be dead? Hah, i will come back every year!"

    • @aqilahnaqiyyafalahi
      @aqilahnaqiyyafalahi 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/pLnjsowE6cg/видео.html

    • @codyholley
      @codyholley Год назад +1

      Welcome back, unfortunately i have to send you back for another year

    • @codyholley
      @codyholley Год назад +1

      @no longer in use siri: okay I'll set a reminder for 2024

    • @w1ndgeneral226
      @w1ndgeneral226 Месяц назад +2

      ​​@@codyholley
      [2024]
      "STILL AL-!"
      *"S H U T!"*

  • @kronossubscribetomynewchan2963
    @kronossubscribetomynewchan2963 6 лет назад +949

    I had an orc like this in Shadow of Mordor, he was an ordinary orc that got the finishing blow on me and was promoted to captain, I killed him, he came back with only one eye, killed him again, he comes back with a patch on his neck, he gets promoted to Veteran, kill him again, he comes back with a sack on his head, killed him again, he comes back with a peg-leg, then he's finally promoted to Warchief, and I killed him permanently. Final kill count- 13

    • @liamh.864
      @liamh.864 6 лет назад +39

      Kronos he was STILL ALIVE

    • @elitetv1735
      @elitetv1735 6 лет назад +13

      IM STILL ALIVEEEEEE

    • @maximilienrobespierre7927
      @maximilienrobespierre7927 6 лет назад +41

      I remember an orc in SoM that I managed to kill only twice. Then he became ridiculously overpowered, being able to dodge all finishers, detecting me no matter how I try to sneak up on him, and kill beasts almost instantly (even those huge things the name of which I forgot, but when I first saw them I thought they were trolls). Oh, he also had a poison blade.
      Ended up having to run away from him every time until I got the ability to get the orcs under my control, and I made him my immortal cannon fodder.

    • @anthonymartinez6419
      @anthonymartinez6419 6 лет назад +15

      Kronos this happened to me in mordor too this on Orc came with one eye a sack over his head two peg legs and a hook arm. I got annoyed so I threw him off the edge of the map. 24-fucking times

    • @diegobotto6245
      @diegobotto6245 6 лет назад +6

      I had the EXACT same experience except that the last time he didn't get a peg in his leg, he got a metallic head.

  • @samiulhasnatsazin386
    @samiulhasnatsazin386 Год назад

    What A Sweet & Musical Voice of Orc, Love It❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @codyarmstrong8428
    @codyarmstrong8428 2 года назад +1

    I've been playing this game for 300 hours and I didn't ever think to throw people off edgey

  • @ultralizardanimations
    @ultralizardanimations 4 года назад +44

    Garl: You keep killing me!
    Talion: I’ll fucken do it again

  • @adrianazizi1786
    @adrianazizi1786 6 лет назад +122

    "HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON IRON SKULL"

    • @Claymmorez
      @Claymmorez  6 лет назад +6

      I seek to tease him :) he said that himself

    • @chrisward3161
      @chrisward3161 6 лет назад

      How many times do I have to tell you hide your arms and don't fight me on high places

  • @Leasathpilot
    @Leasathpilot Год назад +1

    3:59 that death sound tho 🤣

  • @ShadySliver17
    @ShadySliver17 Год назад

    The one thing of the multitude of others I love about this game is how some can still come back even after cutting their heads off

  • @Maximusdud
    @Maximusdud 6 лет назад +695

    I once had an orc called "The Machine" that I, no fucking joke, had to have killed a minimum of 40 times.
    I could not escape. I was beginning to think i was in some infinite time loop. Every second of every play session I feared he'd be around the next corner.
    To this day my biggest fear is booting up Shadow of War and hearing that painfully familiar "HELLO PINK SKIN, DID YOU MISS ME".

    • @EthanGordon-dt8ix
      @EthanGordon-dt8ix 5 лет назад +35

      Damn. scary shit

    • @turbothijs
      @turbothijs 5 лет назад +5

      I have that one too!

    • @lanamal
      @lanamal 5 лет назад +16

      Bart Chrysler The Machine.

    • @Foil09
      @Foil09 5 лет назад +62

      Sounds like the kind of orc that would go out drinking with the Russian mafia

    • @robingomez9319
      @robingomez9319 5 лет назад +3

      @@Foil09 lmao thanks for reminding me of this

  • @CaIebwithaK
    @CaIebwithaK 6 лет назад +873

    STILLLLL ALOIVE!

  • @fyre9904
    @fyre9904 2 года назад

    The way he spoke during the first cheated death scene reminded me of Michale Caine's Alfred for some reason.

  • @Runzy2090
    @Runzy2090 2 месяца назад

    And at the end... Somewhere from the darkest recesses of this depth a cry is heard... "Still alive!"

  • @DrMFoster7
    @DrMFoster7 6 лет назад +167

    Little did you know he's simply very good at adapting, and adapted to death as well.

  • @SaintHierophant
    @SaintHierophant 3 года назад +69

    2:23 "The ranger took out Garl!"
    Alas, no.

  • @Glitchy0990
    @Glitchy0990 Год назад

    This is why this game is so good, any captain you kill has the chance to become you’re rival and keep coming back

  • @cyber_macross
    @cyber_macross 3 года назад

    a little sadistic but very very fun i buyed this game just now in this year and loved when this crazy guys come back to disturb me kkkkkk nice video hope see anothers

  • @justme1877
    @justme1877 6 лет назад +546

    I killed my Nem 25 times and he keeps coming back, I've tried beheading him but I never can.. He's my Legendary bodyguard now. I gave up lol.

    • @chrismcdonogh4666
      @chrismcdonogh4666 6 лет назад +9

      Just Me
      Exactly the same with me ahaha

    • @munsonite17
      @munsonite17 6 лет назад +51

      Just Me i had a nemesis that came back even after i beheaded him.

    • @justme1877
      @justme1877 6 лет назад +17

      Roy Munson Gg. I just get tired of it, if they're so strong I'll either find a way to kill them or find a way to make them my bitch.

    • @munsonite17
      @munsonite17 6 лет назад +3

      Just Me what part of the game r u on? Don't read if u don't want spoilers but it was the final carnan mission vs zog and i think it was a who's who of the orcs I've fought including the nemesis who i beheaded. They were all zombies and just mumbled lol.

    • @justme1877
      @justme1877 6 лет назад

      Roy Munson Act two.

  • @KALOTO_OFFICAL
    @KALOTO_OFFICAL 6 лет назад +687

    Maybe he learned he is in a video game and can respawn?

    • @eddyfizio5349
      @eddyfizio5349 5 лет назад +57

      OH MY GOD! THE NPC's ARE GOING TO START A REBELLION!

    • @samuelh.6834
      @samuelh.6834 5 лет назад +13

      Assuming they can figure out what “code” is

    • @wirexin7660
      @wirexin7660 5 лет назад +14

      Detroit: Become Human

    • @christhiancosta1844
      @christhiancosta1844 5 лет назад +30

      @@wirexin7660 Middle Earth: Become Orc

    • @jared5803
      @jared5803 5 лет назад +8

      Go back to shadow of mordor and kill him before he figures out he is in a video game

  • @thatonebug420
    @thatonebug420 2 года назад

    This was a triumph I'm making a note here huge success.

  • @markgruner5812
    @markgruner5812 13 дней назад

    Barely played the first one but have always wanted to play through both games, always found the nemesis system to be one of the coolest systems ever made in a game.

  • @nunyabisnes1
    @nunyabisnes1 6 лет назад +339

    Had one that died 8 times after i repeatedly cleaved him in half. He just kept coming back with more machine parts on him.

    • @natemanning924
      @natemanning924 6 лет назад +5

      Nunyabisness I feel you. I had Krakkorn the manhunter. Cleved him and now he was Krakkorn the machine. I endes him and his blood brother after the hell he put me through in shadow of mordor.

    • @twocoolgamer16
      @twocoolgamer16 6 лет назад +3

      Nunyabisness I one time had a orc betray me and killed me a few times than I finally killed him by cutting him in half THEN HE CAME BACK AS THE MACHINE then he killed me a few more times then I killed him again THEN HE CAME BACK BECAUSE OF THE ZOG STORY LINE note this all happened my first play through of the game I was SO shocked how he just would not stay dead

    • @PezzaHando
      @PezzaHando 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah thats the machine i usually get him as my nemesis from the first game because i cleave the nemesis forge orc in the arena and he comes back as the first and only machine, but i ended up with some random other one that i cleaved twice and he came back like nothing happened even though the other two times i killed him took the arm and leg from each time and replaced them with peg leg and hook arm properly

    • @ATomi1990
      @ATomi1990 5 лет назад +1

      I have the same, his name was Bolg. I killed him finally when he became Overlord

    • @residentfacehead3465
      @residentfacehead3465 5 лет назад

      I had Grisha the machine.

  • @bruhchannel4618
    @bruhchannel4618 6 лет назад +328

    You should’ve recruited him, it would be nice having an Overlord who never dies.

    • @phillipwalling7470
      @phillipwalling7470 5 лет назад +13

      He would resist.

    • @floppykloppy2937
      @floppykloppy2937 4 года назад +8

      He already did but he betrayed him thats why he has blue on him

    • @bbobbiegurl467
      @bbobbiegurl467 4 года назад +3

      @@floppykloppy2937 No thats cause his face changed and had blue color. Plus when the guy killed Garl, he didn't recruit him.

  • @CanopusLux
    @CanopusLux 2 года назад

    This dude followed me through every map

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 Год назад

    5:35
    The “epic dance move” killed me more than Garl. 🤣

  • @DSFII
    @DSFII 6 лет назад +263

    that one dislike is from Garl

    • @trutyatces8699
      @trutyatces8699 6 лет назад +4

      His account kept being deleted by RUclips because he was dead and had less than five subs, so he had to make a brand new account each and every time. We are currently at eight.

  • @levelmake7758
    @levelmake7758 3 года назад +674

    Death: “You are banned from death...”
    Ranger: “Wait I am?”
    Garl: “Wait I am?”

    • @gogosaurus7235
      @gogosaurus7235 3 года назад +38

      Death: "you are banned from death...,,
      Ranger:"Wait I am...?,,
      Death: STILL ALIVE!!!

    • @kissimmeeftw406
      @kissimmeeftw406 3 года назад +16

      SOOOOO, the Gravewalker & Garl Iron Skull are Blood-brothers for now on?

  • @arandompersonwhoisrandom3985
    @arandompersonwhoisrandom3985 2 года назад

    I very much like his voice the second time you meet his voice is in a very explaining way like “now that does not mean you have killed me as you can see I am not dead”

  • @JustMe-yh7lx
    @JustMe-yh7lx Год назад

    It’s crazy I just started playing this game it’s still so amazing!