Chris Pratt Cleans and Guts A Fish | Vanity Fair

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  • @omarcorrea
    @omarcorrea 8 лет назад +2298

    Pratt seems like such a genuinely cool dude.

    • @Stringz
      @Stringz 6 лет назад +31

      I get the same vibe. good to see that with someone so famous. hopefully he doesnt go bad at some point!

    • @spedytor88
      @spedytor88 6 лет назад +10

      you seems like a fuckin nerd

    • @_gungrave_6802
      @_gungrave_6802 6 лет назад +57

      Przemyslaw Krawczyk these days calling someone a nerd is a compliment because you're basically saying that they're smarter than you.

    • @shizzychris
      @shizzychris 6 лет назад +4

      Omar Correa because he is😄

    • @MrJesse1472
      @MrJesse1472 6 лет назад +8

      G that fish was dead when he got it. Incase you couldn’t tell he was on a set not on an actual lake. He didn’t catch that fish.

  • @ShubhamBhushanCC
    @ShubhamBhushanCC 6 лет назад +760

    Fin = Fish Hands

    • @TukenNuken
      @TukenNuken 6 лет назад +5

      i actually genuinely forgot what those were called... flippers?

    • @grandpamemes2072
      @grandpamemes2072 6 лет назад +1

      TukenNuken they’re called...FINS!

  • @rosegold7870
    @rosegold7870 8 лет назад +1826

    "And I'm gonna release this guy and catch him next year" That's not how it works, Pratt. XD

    • @jonsnow6636
      @jonsnow6636 7 лет назад +89

      yes it is.

    • @anya97able
      @anya97able 7 лет назад +64

      you know nothin jon snow

    • @lottawatahland4188
      @lottawatahland4188 6 лет назад +32

      That's why fish are a renewable food source xD

    • @UBePWneD
      @UBePWneD 6 лет назад +17

      I figured he was making fun of the idiots who rip off stone crab claws and throw them back thinking they will regenerate

    • @marcusyoung2870
      @marcusyoung2870 6 лет назад +13

      Javaid Khan They do regenerate you simpleton 🙄

  • @roccobierman4985
    @roccobierman4985 6 лет назад +52

    Chris Pratt seems like one of the few down to earth people in hollywood.

  • @mikeirl3565
    @mikeirl3565 6 лет назад +24

    "And when we make that soup, it's gonna taste terrible" god I can't stop laughing lol

  • @hey9399
    @hey9399 6 лет назад +336

    He caught himself a Sebastian Stan

    • @Daanmytime
      @Daanmytime 6 лет назад +18

      Shouq Nasser Or a 'Sea Bass-tian Stan'

    • @marulife6563
      @marulife6563 6 лет назад +1

      Shouq Nasser Yes his college name was sebas which sounds like seabass

    • @faymiku3347
      @faymiku3347 6 лет назад +6

      “Which way is the beach, Sea Bass, which way is the beach?“

    • @cartwrightbrett13
      @cartwrightbrett13 6 лет назад +2

      Shouq Nasser lol

    • @glow2500
      @glow2500 6 лет назад

      Shouq Nasser YES

  • @saganblake-welsh7670
    @saganblake-welsh7670 4 года назад +19

    The funny thing is that he actually filleted the fish pretty well

  • @pufpufpuffin
    @pufpufpuffin 8 лет назад +267

    lmao @ all the comments about Chris not knowing what he's doing. He's been fishing since he could walk.

    • @tonyweaver2353
      @tonyweaver2353 6 лет назад +7

      birdmacklin still doesnt mean he knows how to properly clean and gut a fish. A lot of people catch and release now. Heck most hunters pay someone to dress their kill.

    • @B4RDON71
      @B4RDON71 6 лет назад +26

      Troy Baker Guess you hadn't seen his other videos cutting up the deer he shot. Pretty sure he knows what hes doing and is just being silly here.

    • @tonyweaver2353
      @tonyweaver2353 6 лет назад +7

      Valid point, that would make sense. I have not seen the other video. I am proven wrong. Thank god for the internet.

    • @userfivehundred3043
      @userfivehundred3043 6 лет назад +1

      @@tonyweaver2353 that sounded sarcastic and non sarcastic at the same time. That's just amazing

    • @trashcan3537
      @trashcan3537 5 лет назад +3

      He’s just making something funny guys, let him, also, he knows more then all of the haters

  • @sugarkiwi2676
    @sugarkiwi2676 8 лет назад +150

    "And when we make that soup, it's going to taste terrible."

  • @Killerwhale-kp2fm
    @Killerwhale-kp2fm 6 лет назад +343

    This is like the middle finger to PETA
    I love it!

    • @lexisveggiefood6723
      @lexisveggiefood6723 6 лет назад +3

      Killerwhale 6011 I love it too. I still fish, even though I'm vegitarian lol.

    • @nood1le
      @nood1le 6 лет назад +2

      Lexi's Veggie Food ...

    • @lexisveggiefood6723
      @lexisveggiefood6723 6 лет назад +6

      Luzito 123 my aunt's pond is severely overstocked with bluegill. Only way to get them out, and she has cookouts alot

    • @nood1le
      @nood1le 6 лет назад +2

      Lexi's Veggie Food naw I'm just surprised I've never seen a vegan act this day. Usually it's goes "omg poor animals blah blah"

    • @nood1le
      @nood1le 6 лет назад

      Lexi's Veggie Food no offense

  • @abrahamscott5380
    @abrahamscott5380 6 лет назад +11

    This is true. I always release the fish skeleton back to the water so he can regrow the meat and he's good to eat next season. Just like how you would harvest plants

  • @Cannakin
    @Cannakin 8 лет назад +656

    Does actually NO one see the ultra-bad CGI-fire there? ^^

    • @jokybones
      @jokybones 7 лет назад +1

      haha yes

    • @crump9142
      @crump9142 6 лет назад

      Not just you

    • @lack4aname
      @lack4aname 6 лет назад +36

      God it night be real but the background looks like a green screen to me

    • @PabloDKeyner
      @PabloDKeyner 6 лет назад +9

      MLC - the_skrllex aka LACK4ANAME Yeah the sky isn't moving at all

    • @PaPaPain.
      @PaPaPain. 6 лет назад +8

      The whole thing is cgi bro

  • @SaucySauceda
    @SaucySauceda 8 лет назад +256

    I find it funny that they decided to film this randomly at Lake Perris.

    • @luckystrike9332
      @luckystrike9332 8 лет назад +1

      Of all places right? lmao

    • @danharvey2876
      @danharvey2876 6 лет назад +21

      fullmetal891 yeah no way lake Perris is that clean... ever

    • @raymartinez5389
      @raymartinez5389 6 лет назад

      Temecula dont get no more credit right? Like it has any lol...

    • @raymartinez5389
      @raymartinez5389 6 лет назад +1

      Dan Harvey yes u dingus there just alot of tampons that get beached.psh...

    • @raymartinez5389
      @raymartinez5389 6 лет назад

      fullmetal891 i live here u dumb

  • @michaelaswartz672
    @michaelaswartz672 8 лет назад +102

    Fish hand

  • @RI-nw6du
    @RI-nw6du 6 лет назад +3

    He is all of his characters in real life, easily one of my favorite actors

  • @TheIrek666
    @TheIrek666 6 лет назад +3

    0:44 OMG sucha Andy Dwyer moment

  • @therisingempire1567
    @therisingempire1567 6 лет назад +7

    At the end a huge mosasaurs comes out of water and scares him at the end would become best promo to Jurassic world-2

  • @jackdolah2031
    @jackdolah2031 3 года назад +5

    One of the realest dude on hollywood right now

  • @aidanfilby8824
    @aidanfilby8824 6 лет назад +2

    Chris can make any task entertaining

  • @rocketraccoon77
    @rocketraccoon77 6 лет назад +45

    Now cook a Crisp Rat, Chris Pratt

  • @TheZackshow
    @TheZackshow 6 лет назад +13

    Chris pratt for master chef

  • @jazmineellis8939
    @jazmineellis8939 6 лет назад +8

    Somebody give him a cooking show 😂😂

  • @Nairuulagch
    @Nairuulagch 8 лет назад +182

    In a parallel universe a fish is gutting and cleaning Chris Pratt and threw his body skeletons into the lake bed. Well scientifically quite possible.

  • @gharr2758
    @gharr2758 6 лет назад +2

    This is why I love Chris Pratt

  • @buckwildgaming5622
    @buckwildgaming5622 6 лет назад +3

    “Catch him again next year”😂

  • @daisydimps4545
    @daisydimps4545 8 лет назад +58

    I heard he was at Lake Perris the day of this shoot and showed up to look for him. Security didn't let my friend and I near the area of the shoot so my heart breaks every time I see his pictures from this day. But thanks for paying Perris a visit Chris, I hope one day I meet you 😢

    • @Mikasks
      @Mikasks 6 лет назад +9

      Daisy Reyes its CGI wtf are you talking about

    • @smellmyclock
      @smellmyclock 6 лет назад +7

      Daisy Reyes quit lying, no one told you that. He's not even at a real lake, that's a blue screen

    • @theclayishone
      @theclayishone 6 лет назад +5

      That's so funny that you showed up at the green screen where they filmed this.

    • @itsazazell5549
      @itsazazell5549 6 лет назад

      Compulsive liers start at a young age. Just give it the attention it needs to live and maybe it will shut up.

    • @BiggestRedditor
      @BiggestRedditor 6 лет назад +4

      ItsAzazell The photo shoot was at the lake. I helped clean the beach the morning it happened with a bunch of other people for about $100 each. Did you see the magazine cover at the end? I was cleaning up while a crew was setting up the lights and a tent. I didn't stay around because it seemed weird, he's just a person. It was an add on craiglist and it only took us about 30 minutes. They didn't mention anything about Chris Pratte until we finished and someone with the magazine said we could stay and watch.

  • @Helenaicc
    @Helenaicc 8 лет назад +265

    He's funny AF!

  • @deosamriel0
    @deosamriel0 7 лет назад +1

    "and uh... you start the cooking process there...." 😂😂😂

  • @Elite04232
    @Elite04232 6 лет назад +1

    Chris pratt is one of the most funniest actors I have seen. And my profile should indicate my favorite movie he was filmed in.

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco 6 лет назад +10

    "Lake Parasite"
    The last place I'd wanna fish.

  • @ethanevans2689
    @ethanevans2689 6 лет назад +1

    “Fish hand” not only is he an actor and fisherman. He’s a scientist

  • @thepianogod5
    @thepianogod5 6 лет назад +1

    I had a dream the other night where i was friends with chris pratt. But not like the new super hero. But it was the chubbier parks and rec chris pratt. He gave good hugs.

  • @Carl.Henriksson
    @Carl.Henriksson 6 лет назад +1

    What's a world without a Chris pratt

  • @skippymagrue
    @skippymagrue 6 лет назад +2

    Now I know how to process a fish. Thanks, Chris Pratt!

  • @roxyroker5414
    @roxyroker5414 6 лет назад +3

    HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO *PUT THE MAN BACK INTO FISHERMAN*

  • @erictheviking6773
    @erictheviking6773 6 лет назад

    I died when the bucket started to sizzle

  • @osu3922
    @osu3922 6 лет назад +5

    That is actually a hybrid bass. It's a cross between a sand bass and a striped bass, we have them here in Oklahoma.

    • @theclayishone
      @theclayishone 6 лет назад +1

      It's a cross between a white bass and a striped bass. Maybe you guys call white bass sand bass in OK though. They're called white bass out here in CA. Sand Bass are an ocean fish here.

  • @dopetrailerz9938
    @dopetrailerz9938 6 лет назад +1

    he's like a bigger deadpool

  • @thegentleman2419
    @thegentleman2419 6 лет назад +3

    "I'm always a catch and release fisherman" hahaha

  • @MrServingSize
    @MrServingSize 6 лет назад +1

    This is where Star-Lord ended up after the snap

  • @saml7927
    @saml7927 6 лет назад +1

    It really started cooking when he put it in the bucket 😂

  • @goatlib2338
    @goatlib2338 6 лет назад +29

    Fish : for sport only, not for meat. Fish meat is basically a vegetable.

    • @goatlib2338
      @goatlib2338 6 лет назад +13

      That was a Ron motherf*cking Swanson quote.

    • @EsOoBaCtvp
      @EsOoBaCtvp 6 лет назад +3

      BadBurrito Ron said shrimp was his third favorite food, but shrimp are less of a meat than fish...... wtf Ron?

    • @goatlib2338
      @goatlib2338 6 лет назад +4

      Ahah yeah I know but he said that in the first season (which is by far the worst) and character development was probably not at its peak. But still... it was bacon wrapped shrimp so let's forgive the man

    • @Klinker0913
      @Klinker0913 6 лет назад +1

      Hey I realize it's a quote but fish meat is pretty good, especially salmon

    • @througheverything
      @througheverything 5 лет назад +1

      I love fish

  • @Joeydabirb
    @Joeydabirb 6 лет назад +1

    This needs more likes!

  • @user-dy2xu3uv8k
    @user-dy2xu3uv8k 6 лет назад +1

    1:20 and we start the cooking process LOL

  • @ethanwelk2736
    @ethanwelk2736 6 лет назад +1

    Chris Pratt is my spirit animal.

  • @CelestialMaidenOfTheStars
    @CelestialMaidenOfTheStars 6 лет назад

    The very last picture was FOOYYNN!

  • @theninjustice138
    @theninjustice138 6 лет назад +2

    1:48 Beautiful jump cut 👌

  • @timtemple8953
    @timtemple8953 6 лет назад +1

    I'm late here, but that's a striped bass or more probably a hybrid striper if the lines on the side are broken. If you catch and filet on of this fish, pause the video at 1:13...see that dark red strip of flesh...cut it out. Once you do, tastes as good as any other bass...

  • @loosemoose4134
    @loosemoose4134 6 лет назад +3

    I can almost guarantee that Chris and I have fished the same lake.

  • @Ultrasonix3
    @Ultrasonix3 6 лет назад +1

    Someone get this man a masterchef contract

  • @MadMalManny
    @MadMalManny 6 лет назад +2

    I swear we need a Andy Dwyer Spinoff series! NBC make it happen

    • @georgia3832
      @georgia3832 6 лет назад

      Mad Mal it’s got to involve Bert maclin

    • @MadMalManny
      @MadMalManny 6 лет назад

      @@georgia3832 naturally and Johnny Karate

  • @angelicazara7982
    @angelicazara7982 6 лет назад +1

    Guys I’m going to be real. I’m in love with Chris Pratt. He is the real Swiss army man

  • @blackphoenix640
    @blackphoenix640 6 лет назад +1

    He “caught” the sea bass... more like he caught the producers directions

  • @achanwahn
    @achanwahn 6 лет назад +1

    Lmao, I love the sound effects guy when Pratt throws the fish in the bucket

  • @airplanetowardsthesky3265
    @airplanetowardsthesky3265 6 лет назад +1

    I love this man. His insta is so calming. Just farm life

  • @sammyc3931
    @sammyc3931 6 лет назад +1

    your dad in law clean out half of the universe with a snap of a finger too

  • @awesomenessisawesom497
    @awesomenessisawesom497 6 лет назад +3

    Chris: this.. this.. fish hand
    Me: 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️😂😂😂😂 its called a fin

  • @Fulcrum_28
    @Fulcrum_28 6 лет назад

    Someone please tell me what this song is called? 0:00

  • @ptxc1232
    @ptxc1232 6 лет назад +1

    Yo I clicked this video thinking of course the dude who hangs with dinosaur can gut a fish, I was wrong😂

  • @RPS_FFRK
    @RPS_FFRK 6 лет назад +2

    Awesome and chill dude.
    Looking forward to the next Jurassic World movie haha

  • @xxthegamingmeerkatxx0628
    @xxthegamingmeerkatxx0628 6 лет назад +1

    This should just be called "Chris Pratt mangles a fish"

  • @TheAznTakeover
    @TheAznTakeover 6 лет назад +1

    this is why he would be the perfect contestant for deal or no deal

  • @War_Daddy23
    @War_Daddy23 6 лет назад

    Can’t help but see Andy Dwyer doing Andy things 😂😂

  • @dxc3b2a26
    @dxc3b2a26 6 лет назад +1

    Chris Pratt can use every part of me

  • @tomasmuller4581
    @tomasmuller4581 8 лет назад +140

    How the F did i get here lol

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 6 лет назад +1

      You were an accident.

    • @megscolfer5281
      @megscolfer5281 6 лет назад

      I have no idea how I got here either, but I love this

  • @NvdHvision
    @NvdHvision 6 лет назад +1

    watching this on aprils fools day makes it so much more real

  • @tc000
    @tc000 6 лет назад +8

    Does any one remember that one time MTV totally edited Chris' award speech where he spoke about God and thought no one would notice. ...yea, nice try.

  • @williedipdart1401
    @williedipdart1401 6 лет назад

    That’s actually a hybrid striped bass that would indeed be in the lake

  • @arthurmorgan6063
    @arthurmorgan6063 6 лет назад

    what's the name of the theme that plays right at the beginning? I've heard it in a lot of other places too

  • @BRENTD774
    @BRENTD774 6 лет назад +1

    That wasn’t a sea bass, it was a stripe bass.

  • @landenmeyer1148
    @landenmeyer1148 6 лет назад +1

    Brother Nature teaching us how to be with nature

  • @1untamedbrain
    @1untamedbrain Год назад +1

    That was genuinely hilarious.

  • @mr.unclean8779
    @mr.unclean8779 4 года назад +1

    i already know how to fillet a fish but i wanted to watch this because chris pratt is awesome

  • @cherryrot
    @cherryrot 6 лет назад +2

    "fish hand"
    CHRIS ITS CALLED A FIN

  • @modestmussorgsky4161
    @modestmussorgsky4161 6 лет назад +1

    Mr. Pratt you are my favorite

  • @deathproofkiramusic
    @deathproofkiramusic 6 лет назад

    *cries for the tiny fish*
    ;( may you Rest In Peace

  • @EagleSmoke44
    @EagleSmoke44 6 лет назад +1

    There is a Green Sac in the fish you have to take out when you gut the fish.

  • @andyryoo6535
    @andyryoo6535 6 лет назад

    "Fish hand" lmao

  • @noodle4460
    @noodle4460 6 лет назад +1

    Life skills 101 with Cris pratt

  • @robertvazquez35
    @robertvazquez35 6 лет назад +1

    I'm sure this is Star Lords stunt double.

  • @DanielSwe93
    @DanielSwe93 6 лет назад

    0:05 reel mounted backwards

  • @rogahtaylahssticks3714
    @rogahtaylahssticks3714 6 лет назад +1

    I wonder if any of his friends realize how lucky they are to even be in the presence of Chris Pratt. Thinking about meeting him makes me happy but when I realize it's never gonna happen, my dreams get crushed into dust finer than Peter P's ashes.
    (Edit: If I ever met him tho, I'm pretty sure I'd die)

  • @anubis9546
    @anubis9546 6 лет назад +1

    They almost had the gauntlet off man!

  • @odysseus2k1
    @odysseus2k1 6 лет назад +1

    That's not Chris Pratt... That's StarLord.

  • @shan4883
    @shan4883 6 лет назад +1

    I'm Chris Pratt and I'm putting man back into fisher man lol

  • @MarcoRoland
    @MarcoRoland 6 лет назад +45

    148 vegetarians disliked this video

    • @lexisveggiefood6723
      @lexisveggiefood6723 6 лет назад

      PlayboiBurrito not all of us disliked it lol

    • @superjimyct7650
      @superjimyct7650 6 лет назад +2

      Fish meat is practically a vegetable

    • @lexisveggiefood6723
      @lexisveggiefood6723 6 лет назад

      superjimy ct no, a fish is still an animal. But pescatarianism is actually a thing. It's baisicly a vegitarian that eats fish.

    • @superjimyct7650
      @superjimyct7650 6 лет назад

      Lexi's Veggie Food you dont get it?

    • @grandpamemes2072
      @grandpamemes2072 6 лет назад

      superjimy ct what?

  • @Mach_505a
    @Mach_505a 4 года назад +1

    what is the music in the begining

  • @viviensvibes
    @viviensvibes 6 лет назад +1

    He’s hysterical.

  • @johntrent3239
    @johntrent3239 6 лет назад +1

    Not me: oh my God oh my God it's guts me: it's just guts you have them inside your body

  • @LightningX390
    @LightningX390 6 лет назад +1

    I’m Chris Pratt putting the dude into fisherman

  • @notryangosling3065
    @notryangosling3065 6 лет назад +1

    As if Chris Pratt is more of a Ron Swanson than Nick Offerman in a weird way

  • @kgw100
    @kgw100 6 лет назад +1

    This is funny because Chris Pratt is a really good butcher in real life

  • @chestermcgillicuddy4368
    @chestermcgillicuddy4368 6 лет назад +1

    I'm so confuscious of this! A Hollywood person being human? Mind blown!

  • @malzeno1202
    @malzeno1202 6 лет назад

    I’ve always wanted to see Christ Pratt (AKA Raptor God/Starlord) go fishing. 🎣

  • @josephweimer2859
    @josephweimer2859 6 лет назад +2

    "I'm gonna release this guy and catch him again next year" Not at that rate you won't...

  • @troutdaddy3600
    @troutdaddy3600 6 лет назад +4

    Omg, I wish I could fish with him for a day

  • @CamTheKid
    @CamTheKid 6 лет назад +1

    Burt Macklin, FBI agent and avid fisherman.

  • @malazelhussain7505
    @malazelhussain7505 6 лет назад +1

    he's like a smarter andy

  • @wills5615
    @wills5615 6 лет назад +1

    He will always be Andy to me

  • @katelinishere1484
    @katelinishere1484 6 лет назад +1

    I had to dissect a fetal pig in my A and P class this year and most people acted like Chris, they acted like they knew what they were doing then started gagging and made a complete mess😂😂😂