How Each D&D Class Takes out the Trash
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- Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
- Which class do you relate to the most with taking out the trash?
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What should the Classes do next??
How each DnD class ends a date.
Order a pizza. With 1d4 indecisiveness damage for the Wizard.
Make a bed!
Do the dishes!
Fold laundry!
Respond to an unexpected knock at the door!
How each class files their taxes.
How each dnd class does homework/paperwork
Monk was actually pretty impressive
*whips hair* thank you
😂 I agree
Agreed, monk was pretty legit.
@@alejandrocamberosrodriguez4222 Right!
@@OneShotQuesters slick
We all know a wizard would never take the trash out. Fireball does exist.
Ah sadly the wizard hasn’t hit level 5 yet. He keeps dying
Maybe try fire bolt for some control (probably would accidentally burn themself) or try mage hand (wonder how he could die from that?)
1d4 mental strain
Mage Hand, Unseen Servant...
Trash fires are never fun.
I was fully expecting Wizard to be taken out by Sorcerer's trash bag
OH THAT WOULD OF BEEN PERFECT!
@@OneShotQuesters Shoulda rolled a script check.
@@williambeck2372 He rolled a 10. Not the best, but it’s still pretty solid.
@@OneShotQuesters WAIT you can salvage this...have that trash bag appear in a future video, thats what we call a brick joke, have it nail someone and confuse everyone
Or take 1d4 encumbered damage
0:34 Alternate rogue take: the rogue climbs out of the trash can with the trash, and pulls a wallet out of the bag and walks off. Minutes later, the cleric walks by, patting his pockets while looking around.
nah, a better take would be the rogue walking by people and taking their wallets but putting them into the trash to make it look like he/she was taking out the trash.
Why the Cleric specifically?
@@MayHugger "holy" characters tend to be at least partially rich canonically due to being highly valued for their skills and labor as well as by being connected to their churches except in specific instances where they're not related to a church. Have a disease and you go there, have an injury you go there, have a curse, you go there, have some evil atrocity that needs investigated you go there, etc
@@nathanielbass771 But Clerics tend to have very high Wisdom, so you’d be a lot less likely to get away with stealing from them. Plus, even if you do get away with it, they could probably just ask their god to find you, and I don’t think you want a god on your case for stealing a wallet.
Now we need the same sketch but with 20lv characters
Oooo now that’s an idea
Wizard still dies though XD
@@OneShotQuesters then Wizard still dies of 1d4 trash damage 🤣🤣
@@remixloki but this time with m a g i c
@@remixloki wizard: not today bi**h! Counter spell!
Was expecting the wizard to die from stink damage, but this was great!
Love your profile pic
@@cosmicriptid thank you! It’s called “Key to Knowledge” by shizayats over on red bubble. Really spoke to my personality and kept it for near a decade now!
I saw the Ranger punchline coming and it still hurt.
Hurt very much
Unlike the ranger who will never hurt anyone, but themselves
@@swadow1497 lies
Hurts too much
We're relevant gosh darnit!
The Wizard never gets old
*Wizard dies of 1d4 immortality damage*
Yes, because he dies before he can get old
@@danielvigh6934 damn took the joke I wanted to put.
@@OneShotQuesters I think this statement just dealt 1D4 paradox damage
but the poor trash can died to 1d4 wizard damage
This was an impressive skit. Careful with that physical comedy though. 10 years from now when a storm rolls in, your back will remind you of that time you wizard flipped into a trashcan. 😂
It was a damn smooth wizard flip though. Worth the pain.
Artificer: makes a construct to take out trash for him
Artillerist Artificer just turns on his walking flamethrower and walks away.
Why take out the trash when you can make a bomb with it?
Nah, man. He's the one driving the garbage truck. That he made.
Roomba
ROOMBA
Bro the monk one left me speechless, how many attemps did it take? 🤣
I think that was the 3rd try!
@@OneShotQuestersthat is impressive.
Oh i would love a blooper reel from this XD.
@@OneShotQuesters Impressive, most impressive
That bard doesn't realise he just doomed us to a wall-e earth scenario
I can't imagine how many takes you did for this video. Top-tier dedication to your craft. You have my deepest admiration.
I thought the fighter was just going to throw in 10 different bags in 1 second
You're uploading more often. Really apprieciate it! Keep it up! I host a D&D club at school, so whenever our DM isn't around, I just think up a one-shot off the top of my head, or show the ravenous masses your sketches! Also, our DM is a forever DM, but only because he loves DMing and won't let anyone else take his place. Us players also follow his story for the most part. The only times we don't is when our bald, ant-sized bard strays away from the objective to eat sand. We are a weird group.
The weird groups are the best groups and you can’t change my mind!
@@OneShotQuesters I really wish you could see the chaos the unfolds during our campaigns. One time, we were knocked out and kidnapped, so when I came to and realized I was being dragged by the legs, my level 7 dragonborn ranger/druid turned into a bear and ripped our kidnappers asunder. Glengruge (my character) is the living embodiement of "I'm to old for this" despite being 17. Honestly, all of us have some weird quirk. For me, it's the whole "I'm to old for this" thing, for our bard, it's that he's the size of 1 ant, and for almost every character trait he put "bald." Hair: bald. Eyes: bald. Facial features: bald. Height: one ant. Weight: E. For Zamn Da' Vaur, (pronounced Zam Da Vwow) it's the fact that he wields a sword called "The Obituary" that's just an ibis beak on a stick and that when ever he says his name, he screams it and does a triple backflip. For Xarrack the hunter barron, it's that he hates and hunts witches, and he's a warlock.
It’s actually really impressive how he just falls over as the wizard🫡, I mean usually you have reflexes that makes you try to save yourself when falling😂
Wizards always fail their CON saves. Or would that be DEX? Either way...
they meant in real life but you can overcome the reflex. You're almost guaranteed to get hurt when you don't have some sort of safety or training in place though
I feel like the warlock should have been excited to take out the trash cause it was the patron’s and he would get increased power for doing the dirty work… all the others was perfect! 😂
Your wizard act improved. Kudos.
That said, RIP garbage.
I love the Sorc. Walking out there in his robe and being all, "This is beneath me." Classic sorcerer.
But all of these are absolute hits. You nailed this one.
I really appreciate the fact that you fully committed to flipping yourself over
Suggestion: How Each D&D Class does their homework.
Wizard: IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE! WHAT IS THE FORMULA!?!?
Sorcerer: Bro, just like make it happen. It's easy!
Sorcerer 100% pays/bullies someone else into doing his homework.
Wizard: oh, ok...
Also wizard: *dies of 1d4 pen damage*
@@meduimrareberries5888that sounds more like the warlock 😂
Fighter: action surges to turn it in at the very last minute
Barbarian: tears apart the homework in front of the teacher and flips them off.
Bard: the entire page just says, "seduce"
Rogue: Stole the teacher's answer key
Ranger: Gets everything wrong except for one specific question
Sorcerer: EL FUEGO
Warlock: gets his patron to do the homework
Druid: turns into a dog and eats their homework
Artificer and Wizard: battling each other on who can keep their A+ longer but they tie every time.
Wonder the name of the deity the paladin of throwing it back belongs too 🤔
Snarf and Marshmallow
@@OneShotQuesters I feel like it's probably some kind of eldritch old god...
Wizard: "i'd like to cast detect magic and spend the next 7 turns preparing all my spells"
*Combat is over* Ok I know what to do!
*Wizard dies of 1d4 combat ended damage.*
At which point, the garbage truck has already come and gone, leaving the wizard stuck dealing with the trash for another week.
Wizard dies of 1d7 procrastination damage.
The Monk one was my favorite because of how awesome it looked. Good job man. Fighter was also great and the Oath of Throwing it Back never ceases to be funny
I had a feeling a ranger being the trash joke would be made, and it did not disappoint
When you phrase it that way, NOW I get it!
10/10 Comedy using a bag of trash a trash can and a brick wall
Love this
Barbara and takes it to the curb. That's a respectable man
Artificer: instead if walking all the way there, he puts it in the bag of holding
Artificer: Builds a mecha from the trash, and uses the bin as a codpiece or helmet.
They cut the bin up. The bottom part becomes a helmet, the rest becomes a shield.
Artificer: Takes 3 weeks to build some sort of overcomplicated cannon system for a job that would take about 12 seconds
That trashcan definitely got its use in life.
Your neighbors must be very entertained. “Carl he’s doing it again!” “Don’t stare Martha you’re only encouraging him.“
Wish you had the budget for tentacles reaching out the trash can, taking the bag from the Warlock, and closing itself in.
Dare I even ask how many takes this took? That's true commitment to the bit, right there!
Artificer: the trash can blows up
Liked for the stunt work, way to commit!
Thank you!
Now for my suggestion:
-how each class wakes up/gets out of bed each morning (clothed obviously)
-each class playing their class in DnD is another idea I had.
I feel bad it took me three viewings to get the ranger one. Also, nice monk moves.
....I....I still don't get it. But I play Pathfinder, so I'm not sure how it translates in D&D speak.
@@chanticleer0714 Ranger are trash in 5e.
@@dwaynejackson551 aaaahhh, yes. That makes sense. 🤣
Preety impressed about the wizard folding himself and the trashcan with the trash bag, Nat 20 strength check followed by Nat 1 in performance and dexterity save.
The badly edited-in chorus sound effect during the OoTiB Paladin got me
Artificer just makes a robot to take out the trash, like one on threads with funny telescopic arms. ONE DAY HE WILL BE SHOWN IN THIS SKITS.
I love how there's nothing above "Learn D&D"
I formally request a blooper reel. Some of these had to have taken several tries.
Ngl, Fighter managing to do the flip and have it land perfectly in the trash can was impressive.
The bow at the end with the monk really sells it.
The short angel choir for the Paladin was what took me out. 😂
How many tries did it take for the fighter one?
Took 5 minutes of trying haha
@@OneShotQuesters Well worth it.
Ranger got done dirty
Literally
That is some solid commitment to the bit right there.
My inner barbarian is happy to see someone actually doing what he wants to do.
I'm still gonna prefer keeping him locked up in myself, but I'll deliver his sincere thanks to you.
Artificer: makes a little robot that takes out the trash, then promptly explodes
IMPRESSIVE stage fall on that trashcan at the end damn, super smooth well done my guy!
1)a camping trip, 2)order all at the same resturant, 3) make a character for an RPG of choice (chultullu, ezd6, pathfinder, deathbringer, 4e Gamma World)
Artificer would definitely just make a robot or a nuke to take out their trash
0:16 Dude that was Perfect.
I feel like Duke got that headband and now looks for every reason to use it with monk
Rip the trash can. Brutally murdered for our entertainment!
I'm about two years in to a ridiculously long epic campaign with my Warlock. I'd tell you all about it but, like the Warlock in this video, I am also on a Short Rest right now.
eberron was released in 2019, TCoE was released in 2020, the artificer is a class that deserves more love with their quirky little exploding gadgets
The "wizard dies of 1d4 damage" meme is rather odd.
1) a wizard's hit die is a d6 in 5e, so even if you dump constitution the lowest health a lv 1 wizard can have is 5, assuming you weren't rolling for stats.
2) the sorcerer has the same hit die, but they're never memed on.
As a sorc main, I see your hitdie and raise you dragon scales giving me permanent mage armor and with point buy a 16 dex. We may share hit points but not survivability.
Its a throw back to the old days when a wizard had a random 1-4 hps and prob NO con bonus. A sneeze would kill them.
The oath of throwing it back paladin was pretty impressive
Hahaha, I LOVED the tiny holy music with Paladin! ✨️
As a barbarian I can confirm we throw the trash can into the next plane of existence when we’re done with it
Artificer: turns the bin into a pipe bomb
Artificer: Probably made an automatic trash disposal.
With fire. Lots of fire. It's an incinerator.
I was half expecting two bags to pop back out with the Bard
Okay, i legit laughed and normally I'm grumpy first thing. Thank you! Love it!
You forgot artificer.
He would probably make an entire Rube Goldberg machine to drop it in the bin… and then blow it up.
Artificer: (That scene from Back to the Future 2 when Doc Brown emptied Marty's trashcan into his car's Mr. Fusion port)
Sick flip at the end there.
Poor wizard always dying. They'll never get away from their old hit dice.
Artificer: drives an rc dump truck to the can and drops the bag next to the can
I'm just surprised you didn't break your foot trying to play the monk!
Don’t ask Artificer about the sweet smell coming from the trash, you might activate something.
No trash cans were hurt during the production of this video
That fighter was impressive. Either really good editing or an amazing throw.
This man spent so much time practicing these.
The artificer would either be the one driving the garbage truck, or fire the bag from a cannon
Casualties of this video, Ranger's feelings, Wizard and the Trash Can. RIP trash can, cannot revive.
I feel like for rogue, it should've been the trash suddenly appearing in the can, than both it and the can disappear. The rogue himself wouldn't show up at all.
Barbarian had some serious beef with that trash can or something
I can remember going to the library and playing D&D with cards
... I'm old
Rogue and Barbarian are the most relatable. I too enjoy stealing everyone's trash cans in my free time.
why was the wall climb so clean duke.... is this dude spiderman
Wizard dies of 1d4 "taking out the trash" damage.
no trash bins are harmed in the making of this video
Not me saving the video to show It to any new player I have as the only class presentation they will get
Okay, you have to make the path of throwing it back paladin into a homebrew
a fighter doing the task with no effort than getting made fun of is spot on
Artificier: builds a flamethrower to incinerate the trash along with the trash can
And here I was expecting the ranger to yeet the bag from off screen
For those wanting to know where the Blood Hunter and Artificer are, BH took out trash the night before, and the Artificer made the garbage truck.
Missed those!
I love these cuz I always imagine his neighbors looking at him in pure confusion while he does the skit
Artificer: makes a robot to throw away the trash and then sorts it all into trash and recycling, then degrading the trash into soil and some how making plastic degrade. Or just throw the trash from the window.
*watches wizard*
Duke, are you okay? That fall sounded like it hurt haha
I need the bloopers reel for this😂😂
The artificer hits a button and a drone drops the bag into the can... and then it blows up.