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I actually quit a retail job years ago because they required me to push the store credit card on customers, like literally walk around my department with a clipboard and credit application and ask random shoppers if they wanted to sign up. I was just working in the music/movie/software department, I wasn't even selling big stuff like computers, TVs, or refrigerators. A buddy from another department helped me get one sign up, had me put in my number on the form so I would get credit for it, but the next week I didn't get any so my supervisor was like "You got one a couple of weeks ago but none this week, so you must not be trying. Go home today, we don't need you, come back tomorrow" (day off without pay after I already showed up). I didn't stick around long after that.
@@WolfgangDoW Legally they have to, but in reality companies get away with this junk all the time without consequence. Wage theft is a pervasive problem -_-
YES!! Went into the Lego Store the other day and a, frankly slightly creepy, sales assistant came up to me and asked if I knew what I was looking for, I replied that I was just browsing, he proceeded to ask loads of questions about what sets I already have, any that I thought I might buy and so on. I'm not being funny, but I don't need the hard sell when I'm buying Lego!!!
@@adrianhjordan1981 Don't ever shop in a store in India then... LMAO. Sales guy will literally follow you around like a mosquito. The loyalty program shit is so fucking true though... there are very few stores I consistently shop at outside of getting groceries. Sometimes I see something I like at a random store and just want to swipe my credit card and GTFO.
I've literally had the "email address" "No" "Okay but I need an email address" conversation before. My response was "No, you don't." but it was like they had something to prove. Eventually I just said "Look either pretend I literally don't have an email or I'll just leave without buying anything." Turns out I actually didn't need to give an email.
What bothers me is when they get offended when I say I'd prefer not to give one. =/ That's literally what I say. "I prefer not to give one." And I've had cashiers act like I've personally insulted them. I don't want ANY emails from their store. Ever. How hard is that to understand?
@@Firsona Where I work, they actively push for the cashiers to get 10% or more customers to give their email address at the register. Management doesn't care if you give white lies to improve your numbers either, as long as you hit your goals. One cashier consistently tells people the more often you verify your info, the more coupons they send you as a thanks. Everyone signed up gets the same number of coupons (and advertisements) sent.
why is this a thing? where is this a thing? what the hickhock? I thought that's what those "advantage-member-whatever" cards are for? To get to your Informations.... This is not a thing where I live they only ask Zip code sometimes so I am massivly confused by this concept
@@noctilucera7585 People got wind of those membership cards being used to track your purchases and the signups dropped, so some companies decided they had to track us SOMEHOW, so they began to demand for more information. Most just want the zip, but some ask for some ridiculous stuff. I think it was a Best Buy this happened at, but it might have been Joanne Fabrics.
Yeah, though he missed the part where the manager takes the cashier out back and beats them half to death for not getting enough loyalty sign-up for the day. Those parts are always the most memorable.
@@curnott6051 I got lucky and someone else got beat before me so I knew what was coming. From then on I made sure to escape before closing so I couldn't be beat.
Yeah! I tell them the truth, and they immediately stop pushing because it's so disgusting. That once you sign over your donation to the mega-corp, it becomes THEIR donation. They use their* donation now as a tax write off to keep more of their profits away from being government taxed. They are getting people to pay a rich guy's taxes For him. ...I tell them that's why I donate outside* of the corporate structure system.
“Would you like to round up your bill to donate to Children’s Hospital number three, our customers donated $6 million last year?” “Didn’t the store profit like $13 billion last year? Just give them some of that.” The laser sight turns back on
I've been that cashier, sort of. I used to work the Columbia House win-back campaign at a third-party call center about twenty years ago. My job was to try to convince former Columbia House customers to come back. We had a quota to fill. I didn't last long. Not many people who quit the movie-of-the-month club, which (at the time) required customers to mail back a form saying "Don't automatically mail and bill me for the Director's Selection this month" really wanted to come back, and management never really understood. I had to rebuttal 5 times before I was permitted to take "no" as the final answer. They always pushed the stupid "ABC's of Sales" (Always Be Closing) on us. Calls were monitored, and audited then coached on weekly and they always took the worst calls for coaching. Terrible job. I was REALLY glad when I heard the company went under.
The INTENSITY of Cashier Ryan when he said "Joey is the funniest Friend!" has me in stitches. And then the "would you still love me if I was a worm" absolutely wheezing
And the cashier's shocked look of betrayal after "I don't love you now!" I laughed so much I had to rewind because I missed most of the rest of the video
As a retail worker for a unspecified M named company this hits me on an emotional level. I HATE HAVING TO ASK CUSTOMERS FOR THIS AND I ALSO HATE THE MANAGERS WHO CRITIQUE YOUR SCORECARD FOR ALL THE TIMES CUSTOMERS DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THEOR PHONE NUMBER OR SIGN UP
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@@im_bloo and shockingly, basically no one cares... which lines up pretty well with the fact that apparently most native americans would prefer not to be called native americans. Turns out that the history of the term 'indian' is pretty significant to them, and they prefer it as the equivalent of 'European' or 'Asian', or the relevant term for their tribe(?) as the equivalent of say 'spanish' or 'greek'. Not to mention all the other BS they have to put up with due to the way the US government deals with legal issues regarding the reservations and various corporate and other entities violating laws there (or, more accurately in many cases, doesn't.)
I worked at Sears in the last days of it being not 100% dead. Their obsession with the rewards program was insane. They wanted 95% of transactions to be rewards. They were literally writing people up over it. And yeah, they definitely wanted people to do the "that's ok, I just need your email" routine.
The last time I went to Sears (and I mean, the last time I would ever go, not just the most recent visit)... I couldn't find silverware in the kitchen section. I finally found an employee to ask, and they were like, "Oh, we don't have that anymore. You have to order it online." A'ight, so I went home and did that... from Amazon.
In the late '90s, between "real" jobs, I took a job as a "retail associate" at a local Sears. You have lists of certain brands and items to push, and in return you get paid from those brands. At any one time, there would be a dozen different items on the list. For example, you might get $10 for every Toshiba SD-2109 VCR player you sold. Ever since then (until the Sears closed), I was always wary of, when going to a Sears, looking for an item, and the sales associate is trying to push a particular model onto me.
@@JRSchwarzenhammer they didn’t do as many spiffs while I was there. The company had lost so much market share that the manufacturers didn’t pay for them. But yes, this is common in any commission sales role from jewelry to cars. Sears just happened to be one of the last offering commission on most electronics.
In my stores case the creeps wanted to keep the info for market research & so we could "make you feel more comfortable by knowing your name" because that's sure to put you at ease right?
@@py_a_thon the most unsettling thing for me was the demon child in "the first guy to become a king". That little hellspawn saying Blood was actual nightmare fuel
When I worked in retail, I remember having to constantly ask for email addresses for fear the person might be a secret shopper. Also, the company I worked for kept track on how many email addresses we collected each day. Since so many people did not want to give an email address (totally understand BTW), I would create fake email addresses. I do the same when I go to stores that ask me for an email address.
@@onkelpappkov2666 Companies will use businesses that deploy people to different stores to shop and test the employees. The employees never know who the people are or when they are showing up. The secret shoppers would walk in the store and shop, usually asking certain questions (depending on the company's requirements). The employees usually had to remember to greet the person right away, tell them about a sale or new item, check on the shopper and see if they needed help finding something, show/take them where the items were, be very knowledgeable about anything they ask, and complete all the steps at the register. Then, the secret shopper would go home and fill out a report, answering questions about what the employee did or did not do. Then, usually a couple days later, the store would receive the report and what score they received based on what the employees remembered to do.
@@fournierman This kind of crap is insidious. Just creates a workplace of paranoia, anxiety, and fear. An employee should not be expected to make the first move in greeting any customer, and they shouldn’t be required to know EVERYTHING about the store and its products either. There are directories that employees can read for that info. I legit hate these retail stores and their anti-employee policies. My sister worked at TJ-Max some years back and they implemented a policy that said that any employee with more than 3 call-outs in a quarter would be fired immediately, not caring about the explanations behind the absences. Suffice to say that she left that hellhole the first chance she got, as did most of the people she had worked there with for years.
God, I hate the secret shopper stuff. I used to work at Subway. Their thing was you had to ask everyone if they want to make each sandwich a deluxe, which adds more meat. Not asking for a single sandwich was an immediate write-up with no exceptions. If the customer said "none of them will be a deluxe", I still have to ask for each sandwich. If they got a veggie sandwich, I still had to ask if they wanted to get 50% more meat. If the customer asked for double meat, I'd still have to ask if they want to basically downgrade to a cheaper option. Even if the customer was deaf or clearly didn't speak English, I had to ask and make them give a response. The stores were ranked purely on number of deluxe upgrades. If our store got every single customer to pay more for double meat, we would be ranked as the worst store for having no deluxe upgrades. There is no logic to the bs corporate rules. They don't actually care about making money.
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"Unexpected item!?! What are you trying to say to me!? That I'm a theif!?? NO WAY!!! You're not gonna arrest me over some stupid robot calling ME a criminal!!!" (Pulls out a potato gun...)
@@_thechosen How is it you choose to alter yourself for stupid laws like social credit and W.E.F. mandates, but you ignore the most pinnacle law of all?; The Constitution. You need to re-read it. These are God given rights. No mortal has the right to take them away. Let me translate it for you, because you seem to need it: If the President says you don't have those rights, he's the criminal. Not you.
@@askani21 We have seen some females that don't look like Ryan before, so there's a chance that his mom doesn't look like Ryan. His dad for sure definitely does, which ... I mean that brings up some really weird implications. I mean, he looks exactly like the man who gave his mom an O-face, and she has seen his O-face...
"Like if you were already a worm when we met or if you turned into a worm, cus- Wait I don't love you now!" together with the shocked gasp was what really got me. 😂
I JUST had an experience like this at Bath & Body Works!! They asked so many questions and all I wanted was 4 bottles of hand soap. I was like *Dang, if I knew I'd have to take the S.A.T. before I could get the hand soap I would have ordered online!!* Sheesh. 🙄 Ps: I actually do need some shoes so thank you, *AD-stronaut!!* 🤗
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They probably had problems with the lenses in the movies. Seeing the main characters face clearly is a pretty high priority, also they probably kept getting reflections of the cameraman.
@@benjaminloyd6056 I know, I wear glasses and it's a big issue when taking pictures. This wasn't meant as a sleight against the Harry Potter movies. I love them as much as the next person.
This was a good one. I actually laughed out loud multiple times. Literally. Not that thing people do when they type “LOL” but they’re really just laughing on the inside. This was for real… honest.
@@ScaryWombat thank you.... But if we all hate it, why do we do it? I mean, I hate them asking for my info, BUT I STILL GIVE IT TO THEM! What's wrong with me 🤦
@@ScaryWombat They absolutely do, but they'll still give you an attitude. Wal-mart lady today gave me lip cuz I wanted a can of fucking shaving cream that they have to keep locked behind glass cuz idiots shoplift razor blades. Apparently they have to physically take the shaving cream off the shelf for you after they open the glass... so fucking dumb.
The way you deconstruct just day to day stuff is amazing! I need you you write and direct a movie or tv show. Just... when ever you have a free moment.
Seeing this I had something akin to a “flashback” to when I visited America. I made up a wrong email, fake phone number and acted half of the time as if I didn’t speak English to avoid all that. I can’t express how thankful I am that this doesn’t happen in Europe! (At least not at all like this) Brilliant video!
I don't know where in Europe you are but it can definitely be like this in the Netherlands. Usually in chain stores owned by American companies, but still.
I left many an items behind due to not wanting these conmen involved with my life as much as the actual stuff. You can also go back the next day and get the hard to reach items and then walk away from them when they do the same thing. Only if you know they will, though, or you might end up buying them. It sucks for the employees, but maybe they'll have a story to tell the manager to let him know just how badly his whole system sucks.
It's sad that you don't realize you can just say "no" to any information they request and "no thanks" to any credit card / reward card they request. I never give out my info or sign up for stuff in stores.
I'd like to thank Ryan for going into a real store so that the rest of us could have this accurate, first-hand update on the current experience there. 👍
@@Mshellcat1971 My favourite part was when he showed up behind customer Ryan at the end at the self service till and goes, “Would you still love me if I were a slug?!” looking like he’s genuinely gonna break down. But the bit I originally commented about is definitely up there.
@@Mid-Suavemente "Unexpected item/weight mismatch" is the worst fucking thing at grocery self-checkout. You then have to stand there like a dingus waiting for the assistant to come over and peek into your bag to see what you got. It's extra annoying they have to come over if you're buying alcohol.
The most accurate part is the self checkout being worthless because it immediately has an error that makes you talk to a cashier anyway, defeating the entire point of using it.
I usually just say "no, that's alright" and they leave me alone about it, or if they do keep pushing for emails & phone numbers, I just tune them out for a few seconds until they're done making noise, then go "nope".
@Jehty Or just ask them for their phone number. Ask them where they live, and what kind of life they see for themselves in the future. If they want to get personal, just give it back to them. Tell them you're just trying to treat them like an actual human being and do the "honorable" thing of going "beyond" the transaction, like they are. Act like you're trapped in a jail cell with them and that neither of you are getting out until you get the right to enjoy the actual "blessing" of being "priviliged" enough to get to pay for those items you picked out.
Harry Mack freestyle raps his sponsorship lol. Internet Comment Etiquette used to make really elaborate snl++ sketch comedy style sponsorship ads. Almost short film level. Did Internet Etiquette dude die from too much salvia and wine? I havent seen him in awhile.
Those shoes are seriously good! My friend and I took our kids out for Halloween and it was pouring rain all night. She kept stepping in deep puddles and stayed dry. They may be magic.
This is super relatable. I stopped going to my local GameStop for years because of the employees constantly pushing the rewards program. I know it's not their fault and that's why I stopped going, I didn't want to support the company. Even at the grocery store I work at they want us to ask the customer if they have a rewards card they'd like to use. Luckily we don't have the power to sign people up for one so we can avoid the "would you like to sign up?" part of the conversation.
Radio Shack used to do that email thing where they wouldn't let you buy something until you gave them one. All the Radio Shacks around me have since closed.
Love your videos! Me and my dad watch you all the time! We still say “wow, wow, wow… wow” all the time. Also, love that you’re voice acting in “oddballs”!
I could definitely say that this is very true! There's all these little things about the loyalty programs and memberships in stores that make it feel much more complicated than it has to be. Great video!
I don't know if they pay in tiers for advertising content, but Ryan George is the only one out there who can keep my attention for and through every ad...pay him more!
So long as I keep getting coupons and free stuff for things I'm actually going to use in the future, I'm okay with it. I bought a bottle of body wash that was clearly labeled For Men at CVS a while ago and half the coupons were for women's grooming products. Like, what the hell am I going to do with a coupon for a lash curler and Nair as a man?
OMG 🤣So accurate... I despise self-checkout, cause it never works, and won't scan a lot of things, so unless you're just getting pre-packaged easily-scanned items, like stuff in boxes and cans, forget it. You can't use it to buy stamps, alcohol, turn in receipts from bottle return machines, and dealing with produce and so on is unreasonably difficult. But I don't sign up for store cards cause I know I won't be approved. If you're not approved in the store, they just say they'll send you a letter, but that means you're not approved, and it's a waste of time and paper. I hate all the steps I have to go through at every single checkout, I can't remember the last time I didn't go to Walgreens or CVS or the grocery store, etc.
Being cashier almost the entirety of my time at one store, making sure enough people were signing up for rewards was so damn stressful. The expectations were only growing higher and higher and I just about had it. I'm never doing retail again.
Oh my gosh at 26 seconds You have such a marvelous way of saying it. From what 50 years ago maybe 43 years ago to this day now the distance one could throw another has decreased some hasn't it. Also if I were to boomerang my friend today in how youth are I don't think they would survive as they did back when gosh it was good to be young
I was one of the crazy people who loved working in retail! Cashier was my favorite position I loved my regulars. Sure you occasionally had a person who was entitled or just having a bad day and took it out on you but for the most part I loved it. Then companies realized they could squeeze more out of an employee who was already handling the part of the customer experience that could almost guarantee repeat business. Even if they had a crappie experience before the register a good cashier can smooth most issues over and the customer leaves with a better experience overall (the opposite can be true also if the cashier is unhappy or having a bad day). I am not a sales person I don’t have the ability to upsell or convince add-ons. Just before Covid the company I worked for and had many merit awards in started mandatory surveys and credit apps. You had to get 3 10 star surveys a day and 3 approved credit apps a week to not get a write up. I went from top 3 in the company to threatened to be fired in less that a month. I quit after that and moved out of retail which is sad because I loved it so much.
My days as a cashier at Walmart were exactly this. They wanted us to really push selling credit cards...right at the register. So, in front of everyone, I'd have to ask people for all their personal information INCLUDING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, with a long line of people behind them. The person was always declined and it was a hit to their credit. Inquiries stay on your credit report for two years. I always felt awful doing it and pissed that I even had to, because of course they also wanted you to perform a frickin' magic trick with checking out your customers very quickly as well. Hey, guess what? I could probably move faster if I wasn't asking people for the kind of information that shouldn't be shared in public! I went to Walmart today and it looks like they've returned back to just setting up a table on the side for someone else to ask about signing people up. Good, don't put that crap on the cashiers (which due to the understandably low demand for the job, they've switched to self-checkout, so now we can avoid those personal questions altogether when we just want to check out).
Of course I would still love employee guy if he was a slug. In fact, our bond is strong enough that we could still be friends if he stopped following me around everywhere. In fact, some might say our bond would become stronger if we spent some time apart.
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New retail worker guy has been smiling and not acting like a human
He should get a raise tbh
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Would you still love me if I was a slug? 🥺
Would you still give him a raise if he was a worm?
Fantastic callback. 🤣
@@alfianna2578 being a slug is TIGHT!!
I actually quit a retail job years ago because they required me to push the store credit card on customers, like literally walk around my department with a clipboard and credit application and ask random shoppers if they wanted to sign up. I was just working in the music/movie/software department, I wasn't even selling big stuff like computers, TVs, or refrigerators. A buddy from another department helped me get one sign up, had me put in my number on the form so I would get credit for it, but the next week I didn't get any so my supervisor was like "You got one a couple of weeks ago but none this week, so you must not be trying. Go home today, we don't need you, come back tomorrow" (day off without pay after I already showed up). I didn't stick around long after that.
They legally have to pay you for the hours clocked in
Credit cards are already predatory to begin with. The fact they push employees to push it onto customers is scummy af.
@@WolfgangDoW ... Yes. Even if he had just clocked in they would still have to pay him a minimum of two hours
@@WolfgangDoW Legally they have to, but in reality companies get away with this junk all the time without consequence. Wage theft is a pervasive problem -_-
wtf are you all from the US or why is everyone this laconic about this kind of stuff?
Yeah this is so relatable! Like how whenever I enter a store there is always a guy saying ”hello, this is a store”
Dude, one time a seller literally went up to me and my dog and said "Make sure nobody steps on your dog, we're a store here, you see"!
YES!! Went into the Lego Store the other day and a, frankly slightly creepy, sales assistant came up to me and asked if I knew what I was looking for, I replied that I was just browsing, he proceeded to ask loads of questions about what sets I already have, any that I thought I might buy and so on.
I'm not being funny, but I don't need the hard sell when I'm buying Lego!!!
@@adrianhjordan1981 Don't ever shop in a store in India then... LMAO. Sales guy will literally follow you around like a mosquito.
The loyalty program shit is so fucking true though... there are very few stores I consistently shop at outside of getting groceries. Sometimes I see something I like at a random store and just want to swipe my credit card and GTFO.
"Welcome fellow Human. This here is a store and we are all Human, like you" *fake smile*
@Trisha Eaten-Cox bruh
I think he nailed it. "They have now endeavored to become Inconvenience stores".
Would you still love him if he was a slug?
It was barely a convenience.
I've literally had the "email address" "No" "Okay but I need an email address" conversation before. My response was "No, you don't." but it was like they had something to prove. Eventually I just said "Look either pretend I literally don't have an email or I'll just leave without buying anything." Turns out I actually didn't need to give an email.
What bothers me is when they get offended when I say I'd prefer not to give one. =/ That's literally what I say. "I prefer not to give one." And I've had cashiers act like I've personally insulted them. I don't want ANY emails from their store. Ever. How hard is that to understand?
@@Firsona You can tell these people probably have job reviews riding on getting new email addresses. It's sickening.
@@Firsona Where I work, they actively push for the cashiers to get 10% or more customers to give their email address at the register. Management doesn't care if you give white lies to improve your numbers either, as long as you hit your goals. One cashier consistently tells people the more often you verify your info, the more coupons they send you as a thanks. Everyone signed up gets the same number of coupons (and advertisements) sent.
why is this a thing?
where is this a thing?
what the hickhock?
I thought that's what those "advantage-member-whatever" cards are for? To get to your Informations....
This is not a thing where I live they only ask Zip code sometimes so I am massivly confused by this concept
@@noctilucera7585 People got wind of those membership cards being used to track your purchases and the signups dropped, so some companies decided they had to track us SOMEHOW, so they began to demand for more information. Most just want the zip, but some ask for some ridiculous stuff. I think it was a Best Buy this happened at, but it might have been Joanne Fabrics.
This along with your pitch meetings is honestly my favourite comedy content on RUclips.
Honestly, 100% based
They should do a collab sometime
I know right, mine too!
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@@SynoPTL I suspect that would be super easy and so on.
I worked retail for like 8 years... This is accurate. Right down to the sniper. Love you, Steve 🙏🏻
Yeah, though he missed the part where the manager takes the cashier out back and beats them half to death for not getting enough loyalty sign-up for the day.
Those parts are always the most memorable.
@@curnott6051 I got lucky and someone else got beat before me so I knew what was coming. From then on I made sure to escape before closing so I couldn't be beat.
But would-you still love him if he was a slug?
As a sniper at my local grocery store of 5 years I can confirm.
@@pifdemestre7066 who said he wasn't already a slug? 👀
You forgot the part when the cashier asks if the costumer would like to donate money to a children's hospital
Yeah! I tell them the truth, and they immediately stop pushing because it's so disgusting.
That once you sign over your donation to the mega-corp, it becomes THEIR donation.
They use their* donation now as a tax write off to keep more of their profits away from being government taxed.
They are getting people to pay a rich guy's taxes For him. ...I tell them that's why I donate outside* of the corporate structure system.
“Would you like to round up your bill to donate to Children’s Hospital number three, our customers donated $6 million last year?”
“Didn’t the store profit like $13 billion last year? Just give them some of that.”
The laser sight turns back on
I've been that cashier, sort of. I used to work the Columbia House win-back campaign at a third-party call center about twenty years ago. My job was to try to convince former Columbia House customers to come back. We had a quota to fill. I didn't last long. Not many people who quit the movie-of-the-month club, which (at the time) required customers to mail back a form saying "Don't automatically mail and bill me for the Director's Selection this month" really wanted to come back, and management never really understood. I had to rebuttal 5 times before I was permitted to take "no" as the final answer. They always pushed the stupid "ABC's of Sales" (Always Be Closing) on us. Calls were monitored, and audited then coached on weekly and they always took the worst calls for coaching. Terrible job. I was REALLY glad when I heard the company went under.
Yeah, so the store gets the tax break.
"Would you like to round up to our charity fund?"
Round up == nearest $100.
"You call your mom recently?"
"Yeah"
"How's she doing?"
"She's fine"
"Yeah she is"
That caught me off guard so much! 😂
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It's funny how that's basically a "joey from friends" kind of line and the retail guy got annoyed and said "joey is the funniest"
The INTENSITY of Cashier Ryan when he said "Joey is the funniest Friend!" has me in stitches. And then the "would you still love me if I was a worm" absolutely wheezing
And the cashier's shocked look of betrayal after "I don't love you now!"
I laughed so much I had to rewind because I missed most of the rest of the video
Slugs are NOT worms
@@JustSomeKittenwithaGun he said worm first
The sheer unexpectedness of Ryan saying correct to a rorsharch test
That joke was my favorite, somehow it's very simple yet bizarre.
You saw something other than Ryan peeing his pants in 3rd grade? ...Interesting.
Except now it won't be because this is the top comment. Good job.
that's not how you spell Rorschach
I had to do a double take because that was so unexpected
As a retail worker for a unspecified M named company this hits me on an emotional level.
I HATE HAVING TO ASK CUSTOMERS FOR THIS AND I ALSO HATE THE MANAGERS WHO CRITIQUE YOUR SCORECARD FOR ALL THE TIMES CUSTOMERS DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THEOR PHONE NUMBER OR SIGN UP
Mazey's?
Michael's. Gotta be Michael's.
Manitoba?
Macy's
Macy's, Inc.
Manpacks
Marciano Stores
Marmot (company)
Marshalls
Martin + Osa
Maui and Sons
Maurices
The May Department Stores Company
Jessica McClintock
McGinty's Department Store
McKids
Meier & Frank
Mervyn's
Milly (fashion brand)
Moosejaw
Morsam Fashions
MW Tux?
Definitely Macy's....I stopped going because they ALWAYS asked those uncomfortable questions when I simply came in here to get a shirt.
I love how the employee immediately rejects the possibility of a person genuinely having a lion as their spirit animal lmao so true
The employee rejects that the particular customer had a Lion as a spirit animal.
Lions are cool and all, but they get all the attention. Meanwhile hedgehogs are underrated. if it were Simba vs. Sonic I think I'd go with Sonic.
Native Americans have expressed that they don't feel comfortable with others using that term /gen
@@bananawitchcraft I just highlighted and googled Simba vs. Sonic and its great.
@@im_bloo and shockingly, basically no one cares... which lines up pretty well with the fact that apparently most native americans would prefer not to be called native americans. Turns out that the history of the term 'indian' is pretty significant to them, and they prefer it as the equivalent of 'European' or 'Asian', or the relevant term for their tribe(?) as the equivalent of say 'spanish' or 'greek'. Not to mention all the other BS they have to put up with due to the way the US government deals with legal issues regarding the reservations and various corporate and other entities violating laws there (or, more accurately in many cases, doesn't.)
I worked at Sears in the last days of it being not 100% dead. Their obsession with the rewards program was insane. They wanted 95% of transactions to be rewards. They were literally writing people up over it. And yeah, they definitely wanted people to do the "that's ok, I just need your email" routine.
The last time I went to Sears (and I mean, the last time I would ever go, not just the most recent visit)... I couldn't find silverware in the kitchen section. I finally found an employee to ask, and they were like, "Oh, we don't have that anymore. You have to order it online." A'ight, so I went home and did that... from Amazon.
@@tirsden thank good ol’ Eddie Lambert.
They must nevr have heard the saying: You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink. And if you try, it'll buck your ass in the eye.
In the late '90s, between "real" jobs, I took a job as a "retail associate" at a local Sears. You have lists of certain brands and items to push, and in return you get paid from those brands. At any one time, there would be a dozen different items on the list. For example, you might get $10 for every Toshiba SD-2109 VCR player you sold. Ever since then (until the Sears closed), I was always wary of, when going to a Sears, looking for an item, and the sales associate is trying to push a particular model onto me.
@@JRSchwarzenhammer they didn’t do as many spiffs while I was there. The company had lost so much market share that the manufacturers didn’t pay for them. But yes, this is common in any commission sales role from jewelry to cars. Sears just happened to be one of the last offering commission on most electronics.
As an introvert, this is exactly how I view all customer service.
This is too accurate. It's almost like the stores are trying to drive us away.
It's not like corporate wants to pay their on-site employees, so... yeah.
The worst thing is when you sign up to be a member of EB Games(Game Stop) and after 10 years you got zero benefits. Yet they always ask for your card.
*surprised Pikachu face*
They are just trying to make money on the back end selling your information.
In my stores case the creeps wanted to keep the info for market research & so we could "make you feel more comfortable by knowing your name" because that's sure to put you at ease right?
Thanks Ryan for one of the most bizarre sketches you've done. It make me do a massive chuckle.
You think this is more bizarre than the talking bull with human hands?
@@PlumbPitiful I am a huge fan of the wish he makes to a Genie for his cat to be able to speak lol.
That is almost nightmare fuel.
@@py_a_thon the most unsettling thing for me was the demon child in "the first guy to become a king". That little hellspawn saying Blood was actual nightmare fuel
I would not mind a store that has customers and employees look like Ryan George.
But would you if they were slugs?
I wouldn't either, as long as they *all* look like Ryan George
You would also look like Ryan George if you were shopping there.
So long as they act like him too, I can agree.
I also would not mind a store that has customers
2:31 As a guy who works at a grocery store.... yes. This is VERY TRUE!
I don't work at a grocery store, but I can confirm the sellf-checkouts start freaking out if you look at them the wrong way
Do you still work there or did the robots take over?
When I worked in retail, I remember having to constantly ask for email addresses for fear the person might be a secret shopper. Also, the company I worked for kept track on how many email addresses we collected each day. Since so many people did not want to give an email address (totally understand BTW), I would create fake email addresses. I do the same when I go to stores that ask me for an email address.
What's a secret shopper?
@@onkelpappkov2666 Companies will use businesses that deploy people to different stores to shop and test the employees. The employees never know who the people are or when they are showing up. The secret shoppers would walk in the store and shop, usually asking certain questions (depending on the company's requirements). The employees usually had to remember to greet the person right away, tell them about a sale or new item, check on the shopper and see if they needed help finding something, show/take them where the items were, be very knowledgeable about anything they ask, and complete all the steps at the register. Then, the secret shopper would go home and fill out a report, answering questions about what the employee did or did not do. Then, usually a couple days later, the store would receive the report and what score they received based on what the employees remembered to do.
Fake emails is a great response to take pressure off everyone. Salute🫡
@@fournierman This kind of crap is insidious. Just creates a workplace of paranoia, anxiety, and fear. An employee should not be expected to make the first move in greeting any customer, and they shouldn’t be required to know EVERYTHING about the store and its products either. There are directories that employees can read for that info.
I legit hate these retail stores and their anti-employee policies. My sister worked at TJ-Max some years back and they implemented a policy that said that any employee with more than 3 call-outs in a quarter would be fired immediately, not caring about the explanations behind the absences. Suffice to say that she left that hellhole the first chance she got, as did most of the people she had worked there with for years.
God, I hate the secret shopper stuff.
I used to work at Subway. Their thing was you had to ask everyone if they want to make each sandwich a deluxe, which adds more meat.
Not asking for a single sandwich was an immediate write-up with no exceptions.
If the customer said "none of them will be a deluxe", I still have to ask for each sandwich.
If they got a veggie sandwich, I still had to ask if they wanted to get 50% more meat.
If the customer asked for double meat, I'd still have to ask if they want to basically downgrade to a cheaper option.
Even if the customer was deaf or clearly didn't speak English, I had to ask and make them give a response.
The stores were ranked purely on number of deluxe upgrades. If our store got every single customer to pay more for double meat, we would be ranked as the worst store for having no deluxe upgrades.
There is no logic to the bs corporate rules. They don't actually care about making money.
Ryan *NAILED* it with this one. I am SO sick of store clerks asking me for my preferences on bagels!!
How do you feel about french toast?
@@py_a_thon :0
@@py_a_thon In all seriousness french toast is delicious when it's done right
@@WiloPolis03 Egg mixture, vanilla extract, cinammon.(nutmeg optional) Mix and whisk egg liquid.
Dip bread in batter.
Fry each side in preheated pan, with butter or replacement oil until golden brown.
Done and done.
@@py_a_thon I'm a broke college student that just gets food from cafeterias lol but I appreciate it
As someone who was forced to man the self checkout machines, I lost it at “UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA!”
"Unexpected item!?! What are you trying to say to me!? That I'm a theif!??
NO WAY!!! You're not gonna arrest me over some stupid robot calling ME a criminal!!!" (Pulls out a potato gun...)
@@bentonrp And get negative social credit?
@@_thechosen I am fully within my justifiable rights to do so ~!
@@bentonrp Until Klaus Schwab comes and takes them.
@@_thechosen How is it you choose to alter yourself for stupid laws like social credit and W.E.F. mandates,
but you ignore the most pinnacle law of all?; The Constitution. You need to re-read it. These are God given rights. No mortal has the right to take them away.
Let me translate it for you, because you seem to need it: If the President says you don't have those rights, he's the criminal. Not you.
The awkwardness of a mom joke when you're talking to yourself is meta to the dang max.
Meta means about something. So a your mom joke about a your mom joke
According to genetics in this universe wouldn’t all mothers look the same? Or are they all still Ryan George?
@@DanFarrell98 In the Ryanverse, all mothers are Ryans.
Well it’s also double layer, bc implies that he is monitoring his mom already
@@askani21 We have seen some females that don't look like Ryan before, so there's a chance that his mom doesn't look like Ryan.
His dad for sure definitely does, which ... I mean that brings up some really weird implications. I mean, he looks exactly like the man who gave his mom an O-face, and she has seen his O-face...
"Like if you were already a worm when we met or if you turned into a worm, cus- Wait I don't love you now!" together with the shocked gasp was what really got me. 😂
This brings great joy to my wet region.
Always nice to have some quality entertainment when it's raining too much to go out.
OhNooo, my goodness 😹☔
I JUST had an experience like this at Bath & Body Works!! They asked so many questions and all I wanted was 4 bottles of hand soap. I was like *Dang, if I knew I'd have to take the S.A.T. before I could get the hand soap I would have ordered online!!* Sheesh. 🙄
Ps: I actually do need some shoes so thank you, *AD-stronaut!!* 🤗
If it helps they hate asking as much as you hate being asked. They just also like paying rent a bit more.
@I F Terrible world! I throw them the money and walk out! "Keep the 40 cents change!" I'm not your friend: I'm gone!
Just have headphones on and listen to musik and hand over the cash.
Ryan single-handedly has the most entertaining ads in all of RUclips
possibly, but I'll never know
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Eh, they're good, but they don't quite measure up to Internet Comment Etiquette
@@reigndoesthings I enjoy his too. Erik's production is definitely better but I find myself laughing more at Ryan
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Always love Ryan's skits, he even puts in more effort than they did for the Harry Potter movies, his spectacles actually lenses.
They probably had problems with the lenses in the movies. Seeing the main characters face clearly is a pretty high priority, also they probably kept getting reflections of the cameraman.
@@benjaminloyd6056 I know, I wear glasses and it's a big issue when taking pictures. This wasn't meant as a sleight against the Harry Potter movies. I love them as much as the next person.
@@MiloW456 No problem, I don't even like those movies :{)
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This was a good one. I actually laughed out loud multiple times. Literally. Not that thing people do when they type “LOL” but they’re really just laughing on the inside. This was for real… honest.
That little *gasp!* was hilarious and adorable
The delivery of that, "Yeah, she is" was perfection. 🤣🤣🤣
I totally understand this. I HATE that stores ask for phone numbers and emails
But what if it's a nice girl?
@@vertik7 Than she should give HER number.
for what it's worth, the people who work there hate it too
@@ScaryWombat thank you.... But if we all hate it, why do we do it? I mean, I hate them asking for my info, BUT I STILL GIVE IT TO THEM! What's wrong with me 🤦
@@ScaryWombat They absolutely do, but they'll still give you an attitude. Wal-mart lady today gave me lip cuz I wanted a can of fucking shaving cream that they have to keep locked behind glass cuz idiots shoplift razor blades. Apparently they have to physically take the shaving cream off the shelf for you after they open the glass... so fucking dumb.
The way you deconstruct just day to day stuff is amazing! I need you you write and direct a movie or tv show. Just... when ever you have a free moment.
Seeing this I had something akin to a “flashback” to when I visited America. I made up a wrong email, fake phone number and acted half of the time as if I didn’t speak English to avoid all that.
I can’t express how thankful I am that this doesn’t happen in Europe! (At least not at all like this)
Brilliant video!
I don't know where in Europe you are but it can definitely be like this in the Netherlands. Usually in chain stores owned by American companies, but still.
@@AdmiralNMR ah that sucks.
I left many an items behind due to not wanting these conmen involved with my life as much as the actual stuff.
You can also go back the next day and get the hard to reach items and then walk away from them when they do the same thing.
Only if you know they will, though, or you might end up buying them. It sucks for the employees, but maybe they'll have a story to tell the manager to let him know just how badly his whole system sucks.
It's sad that you don't realize you can just say "no" to any information they request and "no thanks" to any credit card / reward card they request. I never give out my info or sign up for stuff in stores.
@@AdeleiTeillana Like that works against all of them...
I'd like to thank Ryan for going into a real store so that the rest of us could have this accurate, first-hand update on the current experience there. 👍
The look of genuine hurt and horror on Store Worker Ryan’s fave when Customer Ryan days he doesn’t love him kills me!
Yes, that was my favorite part.😂
@@Mshellcat1971 My favourite part was when he showed up behind customer Ryan at the end at the self service till and goes,
“Would you still love me if I were a slug?!” looking like he’s genuinely gonna break down. But the bit I originally commented about is definitely up there.
I missed the rest of the video I was laughing so hard
Had to rewind
As a retail worker, I can confirm that this is exactly what it’s like
As a customer, I can also confirm this.
As a self-checkout machine, I can also also confirm this.
As a retail sniper, I can also confirm this.
Wait, I gotta go. There's a customer in Target trying to give a fake email address...
@@Mid-Suavemente "Unexpected item/weight mismatch" is the worst fucking thing at grocery self-checkout. You then have to stand there like a dingus waiting for the assistant to come over and peek into your bag to see what you got. It's extra annoying they have to come over if you're buying alcohol.
yeah, same here, the company always has to do a fucking survey/promotion/donation drive that we just absolutely HAVE to prod customers about
The most accurate part is the self checkout being worthless because it immediately has an error that makes you talk to a cashier anyway, defeating the entire point of using it.
You’re the only RUclipsr that inspires me to actually watch the ads. They’re often just as funny as the skit. Well done, you.
No matter what animal you are Ryan, we still love you! Also it’s sad that Ryan doesn’t love himself. 😢
Rude to hedgehogs
Shopping in stores is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
He decided.
Welcome to our inconvenience store!
The feeling of pressure to have to give personal information is absolutely relatable! Nice sketch!
the worst part about having to give my email is having to spell "dietotaku" and then answer the inevitable questions about what it means
I usually just say "no, that's alright" and they leave me alone about it, or if they do keep pushing for emails & phone numbers, I just tune them out for a few seconds until they're done making noise, then go "nope".
If you can't handle the pressure just give them wrong details.
@Jehty Or just ask them for their phone number. Ask them where they live, and what kind of life they see for themselves in the future.
If they want to get personal, just give it back to them. Tell them you're just trying to treat them like an actual human being and do the "honorable" thing of going "beyond" the transaction, like they are.
Act like you're trapped in a jail cell with them and that neither of you are getting out until you get the right to enjoy the actual "blessing" of being "priviliged" enough to get to pay for those items you picked out.
WAAH!! Both Ryans in the same frame!!!
30% of this video length is an ad, but we'll all still watch it because we love the ad-stronaut.
he physically cannot get any of those questions wrong, the customer is always correct!
You obviously confuse "right" and "correct".
@@alexeynezhdanov2362 oh right, forgot. dam what happens to the left side of the store?
No the customer is usually wrong
@@DylanFarstveet ur not getting the joke
“What’s your spirit animal?”
“Uh, lion?”
“Sir.”
“Hedgehog…”
Ryan making hilariously relatable sketches is tight 😁.
Also, perfect timing on the Vessi adds been wanting those lol.
i love how he still makes them sound completely ridiculous even though they're giving him money to make people want to buy them.
@@dietotaku As is the case with most youtubers that advertise things 😅 😅.
RIP Chandler ❤
The gasp after "I don't love you now" is priceless
1:39
"Did you call your mom recently?"
"Yeah...?"
"How is she doing?"
"She's fine"
"Yeah she is 😏"
Knowing the Ryanverse, she probably looks like him, so that's a self-compliment.
“How’s your mom doing?”
“She’s fine”
“Yeah she is”
RYAN 😂😂😂
Better spend the last moments with her well
i mean she did birth ryan george so she probably is
Well she looks exactly like him with probably a wig or something so yeah lol
Weirder knowing he says that about his own mother
I paused this part so I could laugh hysterically 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is easily one of my favorite videos you’ve ever done Ryan. The questioning of his spirit animal as a lion had me literally gasping for air lmao
The frog-boiling chaos of this sketch is utterly sublime.
things for money is probably the best store name ever
The only channel where the advertisements are fun.
Harry Mack freestyle raps his sponsorship lol.
Internet Comment Etiquette used to make really elaborate snl++ sketch comedy style sponsorship ads. Almost short film level.
Did Internet Etiquette dude die from too much salvia and wine? I havent seen him in awhile.
Yikes, and right after he posted the FIFA World Cup ad a few days ago too.
"Things for Money" is my favorite store for things.
They only let you get the things if you give them money first. 😔
(😆 🤣 😂)
Early gang! Ryan George is the best 😊
Wierd thought it came out a minute ago, which means you are actually late by about seven seconds
What you said
homestuck
@@justsomeeggsinapot1784 XD LOL your comment made my day
This is insanely true.
one of the better ones, this is the one I will show people when I want to introduce them to you
Those shoes are seriously good! My friend and I took our kids out for Halloween and it was pouring rain all night. She kept stepping in deep puddles and stayed dry. They may be magic.
Ya know, I appreciate a content producer who makes the ads enjoyable to watch. The Ryan George and the TWiT network shows take the cake.
This is super relatable. I stopped going to my local GameStop for years because of the employees constantly pushing the rewards program. I know it's not their fault and that's why I stopped going, I didn't want to support the company.
Even at the grocery store I work at they want us to ask the customer if they have a rewards card they'd like to use. Luckily we don't have the power to sign people up for one so we can avoid the "would you like to sign up?" part of the conversation.
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We love you Ryan, you are a treasure
I love how Ryan is always so dedicated to going to outer space to film these ads after filming the videos, such an inspiration!
It's always a joy to see a new video from you sir. Watching them is always super easy, barely an inconvenience.
I love the what things are like! Keep up the good work!
"unexpected item in the bagging area" is so relatable
Radio Shack used to do that email thing where they wouldn't let you buy something until you gave them one. All the Radio Shacks around me have since closed.
Love your videos! Me and my dad watch you all the time! We still say “wow, wow, wow… wow” all the time. Also, love that you’re voice acting in “oddballs”!
He’s in Oddballs?!
@@Booila yep! He’s the voice of that salesman!
One of those rare channels you can just instantly click “like” before the ad at the beginning is even over.
Thanks for what you do brotherman!
Chandler is definitely the funniest and also the best!
I could definitely say that this is very true! There's all these little things about the loyalty programs and memberships in stores that make it feel much more complicated than it has to be. Great video!
This was amazing! The special effects involved in the last few seconds of the video was mind blowing!
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Literally everything in this video happens every single time I go to any retail store.
Would you love me if i was a league of legends player ?
@@yahiaaymankamaly3518 no
@@Superlizardy36 understandable ngl
Including the sniper? 🤣
I have a fake e-mail address, zip-code, name and regular address prepared for this very reason.
The unexpected use of "would you love me if i was a worm" got me there
😂🤣🤣 I always say I ain't got time today, if the checkout person was Ryan George then I definitely would sign up for the loyalty thing!😊 💜
I don't know if they pay in tiers for advertising content, but Ryan George is the only one out there who can keep my attention for and through every ad...pay him more!
Nailed it! Can't remember how many times I've said, "Look I just want to give you this money for that item and leave". The Vessi skit was funny too!
This very well maybe the funniest sketch yet
To be fair, shopping at radio shack in the 90s felt like this too...
Yes indeed! I never figured out why they needed my phone number when all I was buying was an 8 pack of batteries. 😵💫
You walked in to buy batteries for a flashlight and you walked out with a TV and RC monster truck?
Surprised Ryan didn't go on a spiel about how loyalty programs are just a way for mega-corps to track our spending habits and monitor us. Ah well!
So long as I keep getting coupons and free stuff for things I'm actually going to use in the future, I'm okay with it. I bought a bottle of body wash that was clearly labeled For Men at CVS a while ago and half the coupons were for women's grooming products. Like, what the hell am I going to do with a coupon for a lash curler and Nair as a man?
@@Dargonhuman I get a lot of ads for tampons. Can't day a a man I'm ever gonna need those. But... supposedly they are good for noise bleeds 🤣
That's exactly what this was. Watch it again.
@@dasirrine Sometimes the least subtle commentary is still missed by people.
OMG 🤣So accurate... I despise self-checkout, cause it never works, and won't scan a lot of things, so unless you're just getting pre-packaged easily-scanned items, like stuff in boxes and cans, forget it. You can't use it to buy stamps, alcohol, turn in receipts from bottle return machines, and dealing with produce and so on is unreasonably difficult. But I don't sign up for store cards cause I know I won't be approved. If you're not approved in the store, they just say they'll send you a letter, but that means you're not approved, and it's a waste of time and paper. I hate all the steps I have to go through at every single checkout, I can't remember the last time I didn't go to Walgreens or CVS or the grocery store, etc.
1:22 “correct” I like how an intentionally abstract question has a right and wrong answer 😂
The wrong answer would be to call it a random ink splotch on a piece of paper.
Being cashier almost the entirety of my time at one store, making sure enough people were signing up for rewards was so damn stressful. The expectations were only growing higher and higher and I just about had it. I'm never doing retail again.
This guy’s out here makin’ all kinds of quality content!
I can’t believe how Ryan just keeps coming out with these bangers! So incredibly funny!
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Oh my gosh at 26 seconds You have such a marvelous way of saying it.
From what 50 years ago maybe 43 years ago to this day now the distance one could throw another has decreased some hasn't it.
Also if I were to boomerang my friend today in how youth are I don't think they would survive as they did back when gosh it was good to be young
I was one of the crazy people who loved working in retail! Cashier was my favorite position I loved my regulars. Sure you occasionally had a person who was entitled or just having a bad day and took it out on you but for the most part I loved it. Then companies realized they could squeeze more out of an employee who was already handling the part of the customer experience that could almost guarantee repeat business. Even if they had a crappie experience before the register a good cashier can smooth most issues over and the customer leaves with a better experience overall (the opposite can be true also if the cashier is unhappy or having a bad day). I am not a sales person I don’t have the ability to upsell or convince add-ons. Just before Covid the company I worked for and had many merit awards in started mandatory surveys and credit apps. You had to get 3 10 star surveys a day and 3 approved credit apps a week to not get a write up. I went from top 3 in the company to threatened to be fired in less that a month. I quit after that and moved out of retail which is sad because I loved it so much.
Every Ryan George video is always funnier than the last one! Which is really hard to do. Nice work, my man!
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This made me realize that you could get whatever you want if you just have a friend with a lazer pointer.
"Take the shot. TAKE THE SHOT!"
I lost it!
2:42 Seeing two Ryan’s together on one screen threw me off
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The best part is that the endorsements are as entertaining as the videos are!
OMG this is so true
My days as a cashier at Walmart were exactly this. They wanted us to really push selling credit cards...right at the register. So, in front of everyone, I'd have to ask people for all their personal information INCLUDING THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER, with a long line of people behind them. The person was always declined and it was a hit to their credit. Inquiries stay on your credit report for two years. I always felt awful doing it and pissed that I even had to, because of course they also wanted you to perform a frickin' magic trick with checking out your customers very quickly as well. Hey, guess what? I could probably move faster if I wasn't asking people for the kind of information that shouldn't be shared in public!
I went to Walmart today and it looks like they've returned back to just setting up a table on the side for someone else to ask about signing people up. Good, don't put that crap on the cashiers (which due to the understandably low demand for the job, they've switched to self-checkout, so now we can avoid those personal questions altogether when we just want to check out).
The “yeah she is”
Had me dying
I'd like to see a "First guy to be an astronomer" and see him trying to explain the difference between an asteroid, comet, meteor, and meteorite
First out-loud laugh of my day was when the laser aiming point appeared. Thanks, Ryan.
I love the Jan 6 question, that should probably be a required screening question for any participation in....well, society.
Of course I would still love employee guy if he was a slug. In fact, our bond is strong enough that we could still be friends if he stopped following me around everywhere. In fact, some might say our bond would become stronger if we spent some time apart.
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