People Open Up About How They Started Believing In God After Finding A Big Bag Of Laundry In A Barn
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
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How can they believe in God after they ran out of radishes that one time?
@Ernő Bakk and then he didn't kill them with his fangs
The radishes returned though after Jesus went back into the air-duct to tell everyone in heaven to drop down some radishes.
BD8D they kissed Jesus’s cool shoes so ofc they believed
Or when their Salami rolled away
And then god forgave them after they shared their private shark drawings
The people who disliked this never had a lung full of barn slime.
*I'm just some Canadian guy and I say*
I agree. I disliked this video. Must be because of me never having a lung full of barn slime, I guess?
Isa Kocoglu man it seems like you can’t take two jokes. The video and his comment lol.
*Casey*
It ruins the joke when the one telling the joke has to explain their joke. So I won't explain it.
Isa Kocoglu not true! There are jokes that people sometimes need to explain that still are hilarious when the punch line is understood.
@@Casey-dy2oo Laundry is a bright red joke!
"I was crawling into a barn to do my barn mischief" just sounds like a normal Friday.
"Nobody cares about triangles. They not even round! And they don't taste like anything."
Unlike radishes . . .
Radishes taste like a kind of drug that makes your stomach full.
Radishes taste like a gem of the earth, like a fruit, like a meat, like a nut, like the only vegetable.
Radishes taste like nothing, they taste like round objects that are red and fit in your living room. They are found underneath the earth and the solar system, and they only smell like a leaf.
I'm glad you guys have radishes, I ran out of mine and now I have to look after my dead son
I found god in a barn and now I believe in laundry
Garlic Bread Heathen
Powerful
I found God in laundry and now I believe in barn.
I found laundry in god and now I believe in barn
I found a barn in laundry, now I believe in God
I appreciate when a comedy channel like Clickhole can set aside the jokes to cover such an important subject, but I am looking forward to the return of satire next week.
This is the best comment like this I've seen, because it's so meta
I hate when my disgusting barn crimes get interrupted
Sam Johnson i feel you man
So sad tho. 😑😭
A similar situation that I hate is when my abandoned grain silo crimes get disturbed 😞
*Go find a new mom, compadre, because my only daughter is God now*
if my mom doesn't say this to me at least once in my lifetime, i will be unfulfilled
Yeah, that's where it is :D That almost broke me forever.
If atheists don't believe in God the Animal, then what stops them from going out and doing barn mischief?
If they don't do barn mischief, how will they find the big bag of laundry that proves god's existence?
God is too fat to be real
The same thing that stops you from hurting yourself
Checkmate
Erm, let's see... _COMMON SENSE?!_
I love the reprise of characters from People Talk About The First Time They Ran Out Of Radishes
Characters? These are real people being interviewed
@@sparkside217 you are so right, I'm sorry I was being a fool
the white lady isnt here ):
I need more of them
@@Tyler-bp4md she died due to running out of radishes
“When barn laundry made me a religious diva, all my singles became the top Spotify on Pandora”
Thanos car 😎
I wheezed
I WAS LIKE 666 NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LIKE OR UNLIKE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE
"Checkmate Dr.Robotnik" lololololololol
Ella T Grasso I invented the typewriter.
Checkmate Trigonometry Baby...llololol...this is the best thing ever....
Lololol
@@landoflogic107 I also invented the type writer
@@Frogggle always two there are, no more, no less.
I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
OneGiantPunch Jesus wtf do you do with a degree in religious philosophy
@@lewistranmer2399 travel and research.
I have a small penis But, you find baskets of laundry in barns and preach it.
@@lewistranmer2399 discuss the different types of laundry that god puts in your barn
@@lewistranmer2399 Post comments like "I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate."
RIP Trigonometry Baby, you will be missed.
Nobody likes tasteless triangles. Trigonometry baby is useless
@@burntferidgerator6848 Yeah, they aren't even round
Only the Nasa Spacemen take the SATs They're such lunatics.
He'll be back
Who writes the dialogue for this, it’s pretty next level
It sounds like an AI 😂
AI or shrooms, or both.
This is what happens when the world gets too absurd for The Onion, they kick it up ten notches.
"Nobody cares about triangles, they're not round, and they don't taste like anything" A level scripting. I lost it while watching this
"I was crawling into a barn, to do my barn mischief" right off the bat, I am cracking up 😂
Barn crimes*
Checkmate, trigonometry baby.
This one time I got a carpet burn and it hurt so badly that I shat myself.
Now I believe in God.
Gods plan
Works in mysterious ways
hell yeah
“Disgusting barn crimes”
I remember my story. My conversion happened in a foxhole. I was an atheist. We were getting overrun by the enemy, and I remember gripping my rifle, thinking it was the end. In desperation, I pleaded with a God that may or may not have even been there. And then I smelt it. There was a bag of laundry just sitting there next to me in the earthen ditch. That’s why there’s no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole, there’s usually a bag of laundry there too
But was it in a barn?
@@PurpleMetal75 the worst engagements always happen in barns.
@@PurpleMetal75I was his lieutenant, the one who told them to fight from a foxhole in a barn. It's true
“Dad gave me my khakis, but God gave me my dad” 💀
This is the quality content I subscribed for.
Till this day triangles are a mystery, because of what that man did to the baby.
Thot Slayer who cares? They’re not even round
No joke. Every time I think I've learned the pythagoras theorem I forget it not long afterwards. I'm sure I'd be able to retain it in my memory if the trigonometry baby were still with us.
And they don't taste like anything
@@23rdpresidentoftheunitedst64 wut bout pizza tho
Its okay *cos* the baby *sin* ed.
Has anyone seen my bag of laundry? I last had it in a barn.
I really hope no one found it and miss took it for evidence for the existence of god.
I love you platonically now
I lost it too
“Because my only daughter is god now” idk why that line killed me but it did
I’m glad these people had these incredible experiences after running out of radishes
Someone should ask these people if they've ever run out of radishes and how they felt about that if they have
Stop trying to be slick😂
What
@@coltonallgire1135 it's already a video and you know it.
I remember one time, I used up my last radish. I knew I shouldn't have. I knew I should've bought some more before I used up the last one, but I needed my fix of radish. And as soon as I started chopping it up, Jesus himself kicked down my door, and told me that I wasn't allowed to believe in God anymore.
@@ParadoxGavel close: the radishes (the beautiful magical red nuts) had crawled out if their garage, and when Jesus Christ climbed out of their air ducts, all they could do was kiss his feet a few times. Overall you were quite accurate
"Checkmate, Dr. Robotnik" caught me so off-guard, that was hilarious.
Kudos to the actors who read this and deliver it so well with such straight faces
Actors?
i forgot this channel was satire so when i saw the title i was amazed
Great to see some good christian content on RUclips!
Family-Friendly-Felix should have them on his Christian channel!
Believe it or not, this is what sanity looks like.
LOL I love when he "has a smile" at 1:45
RIP Trigonometry Baby
F
F uck trigonometry baby, nobody cares about tasteless triangles that aren't round
📐⚠️🔼🔺⁉️
F
1:53 In Gloom - God The Animal
And it still sounds like an old bill Nye science show, and I love it. Also, fun fact, that song was based on non metal lyrics that sound like metal
Omg the NASA astronauts taking SATs part lol
The radish crew is back!
I love them
"God is real, but he doesn't do anything" LMAO
That is why I'm atheist, I never found a big bag of laundry in my barn.
He's now the most SoundCloud on Tidal
*THERE I WAS, STANDING IN MY BARN, SQUIRTING OUT MY BARN SLIME*
1:53 intro to god the animal 😂
Triangles are the only shape -Trigonometry baby
This dude singlehandedly eradicated every triangle
Glad the radish crew is back
This is a window into another dimension
I can't believe the lady was committing barn crimes, absolutely horrible and disturbing behavior. It's one thing to commit barn mischief, but barn crimes? Unacceptable.
never ever speak ill of trigonometry baby
This happened to a friend of mine
Who's here cause of In Gloom?
What is in gloom and what does it have to do with this serious video
Absolutely touching, remarkable. 10/10
This video always makes me cry. Thanks, laundry.
yo that second guy looks like one of the people who ran out of radishes. The only reasonable explanation is that his lack of radishes at that moment in time caused him so much stress that he split himself into two identical men weighing 250 pounds.
This made me into a believer!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
My eyes have been opened 😲😲😲
I asked my daughter how college was going and she told me that they had cancelled her advanced mathematics course because some deranged religious lunatic had stormed into the Dean's office ranting about finding a bag of laundry while doing her barn crimes.
Apparently the dean had also come upon a shortage of radishes.
So that's why Trigonometry Baby stopped going to my karaoke theater
After I lost my radishes, I had lost hope. There was no bitter Gatorade, there were no more radishes. How could such a benevolent god overlook such crimes.
But when I smelled those 2 week old gym socks in that barn, I saw that maybe there was another way
Whoever wrote these...
I love you
This channel is the epitome of “I never thought I’d hear that sentence”
I might be 3 years late but this is top 5 videos I’ve watch this year. Third time through I’m still cracking up
What a wonderful miracle, I hope one day to find laundry in my house. All of my clothes were stolen unfortunately but these stories from others keep my faith alive.
Bless all on this glorious laundry day.
As an atheist, I am at a loss of words. My father always kept the barn laundry away, even when I was in the barn. I felt cold, aimless without the hay covered bundles from god. But then, one day, in the barn, I looked over at my father and said, “Hey, skinsag, why didn’t I get laundry?”. His face widened in shock, and he died. I check his corpse and he was just a big pile of barn laundry!
I came here because of In gloom: God the animal
The single hardest-hitting evidence for God I've ever heard. After this, I can only remain an atheist through the sheer power of stubbornness. Thanks, stubbornness.
This might, just might, be the best thing on the internet.
"God's Glorious Face Makes Me Bored" still slaps. Please give it a listen if it's been a while.
This just shows god can be found in all of us. Amen!🙏
2:08 English captions: "God has huge poisonous veins" LMFAOOOOO I'm laughing so hard I barely have the strength to type this
Her voice is so soothing, that I don't care , for the fact that they killed trigonometry baby
Trigonometry baby is a heretic for trying to summon dark, occult secrets about triangles. Triangles are stupid. But you know what's not stupid? Tending to your radishes in the garage.
You know a video is good when every single line is quoted in the comments section.
God Bless Laundry. These are the kind of blessings that get people saved!
Here I was thinking I was missing out by skipping trigonometry, luckily triangles aren’t even round and they don’t even taste good. Thank laundry!
Not only does the laundry in my barn prove God's existence, it shows how interesting and tasteful His opinions about agriculture and the human modus operandi are. Truly magnificent, a spit in the face of non-believers and science chauvinists, like Trigonometry Baby.
I'm convinced that all of these videos are actual issues in other timelines. Somehow, this chanel has made it into ours.
**edit**
Just fixed a spelling mistake
Nobody: ...
Trigonometry baby: triangles are the only shape!
Often in these clickhole videos, they all tell the exact same story, sharing too many similar details, but this one had plenty of variation. The three people all had very unique stories and I laughed a lot more from this one than any of the past ones. maybe it's unrelated-- anyways good job guys
I'm so glad God saved her from her disgusting barn crimes
"Dad Gave Me My Khakis, But God Gave Me My Dad" sounds too much like a real song.
Bad news for me. I don't have a barn. Hope I get to experience this moment one day and become a rwligiois diva.
You don't need a barn Brother just a Garden or shed and God will find a way to cover you in his glory of clothes and laundry.
I too was a non-believer, practicing in the dark arts of Atheism until one Day I stepped foot onto my Garden full of Satan's Science and Nature, a path I had crossed many times before and within my third stride I glanced flailing in the cool breeze a pair of britches hanging from a twig upon an Ash Tree above my shed.. I then knew, it was a sign. I found God or maybe even God found I.
Seek and ye shall find. God be with you.
i found god in some laundry and now i believe in barns
This video temporarily cured my depression. LMFAO!
I’m dying laughing but at the same time I need that girl’s lipgloss.
barn mischief.
That’s the name of my new band
People who say it's fake clearly haven't ever found a big bag of laundry in a barn
Amen... God help us all to continue finding you as we squirt out our barn slime... But seriously though, God bless you all
Truly heartwarming.
I've finally found the origin samples that In Gloom used for "God the Animal"
Now I believe in laundry
It is mathematically impossible to anticipate the next word about to be spoken in a ClickHole video
Oh this is what people mean when they say they had a ‘barn conversion’! I thought it was something to do with building or something smh 🤦♀️
Rip trigonometry baby, always in my hearts
this seems like the type of video you'd play backwards and find some kinda hidden message or demon summoning chant
The 128 dislikes are from the NASA astronauts and the trigonometry baby
Dawkins thinks God is too fat to be real but he conveniently neglects that God is also too thin to be real. But it's the very Schrodinger-cat effect who Dawkins himself accepts, as part of the "science" he reveres and uses as the last resort to explain evolution, that shows that God is _at the same time too fat and too thin_ to be real, then each one averages the other out, and then therefore God _must_ be real. The bag of laundry you found in your barn or some other place isn't there just by random chance, atoms colliding and all of a sudden creating a bag of laundry, out of all possible things. It's God, and you know it if you listen to your heart.
Triangles don’t taste like anything? Clearly he’s been eating the wrong triangles
I love how it just gets progressively more disturbing the longer it goes on
This is like the stuff of which our subconsciouses are made of.
damn! is that mr huge?? musical?? religious (because of laundry) the rascal?? amazing!
Powerful, such an occurance would make anyone kneel before the king
You had me at "barn mischief"