Radishes taste like nothing, they taste like round objects that are red and fit in your living room. They are found underneath the earth and the solar system, and they only smell like a leaf.
I appreciate when a comedy channel like Clickhole can set aside the jokes to cover such an important subject, but I am looking forward to the return of satire next week.
No joke. Every time I think I've learned the pythagoras theorem I forget it not long afterwards. I'm sure I'd be able to retain it in my memory if the trigonometry baby were still with us.
I remember my story. My conversion happened in a foxhole. I was an atheist. We were getting overrun by the enemy, and I remember gripping my rifle, thinking it was the end. In desperation, I pleaded with a God that may or may not have even been there. And then I smelt it. There was a bag of laundry just sitting there next to me in the earthen ditch. That’s why there’s no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole, there’s usually a bag of laundry there too
I remember one time, I used up my last radish. I knew I shouldn't have. I knew I should've bought some more before I used up the last one, but I needed my fix of radish. And as soon as I started chopping it up, Jesus himself kicked down my door, and told me that I wasn't allowed to believe in God anymore.
@@ParadoxGavel close: the radishes (the beautiful magical red nuts) had crawled out if their garage, and when Jesus Christ climbed out of their air ducts, all they could do was kiss his feet a few times. Overall you were quite accurate
I can't believe the lady was committing barn crimes, absolutely horrible and disturbing behavior. It's one thing to commit barn mischief, but barn crimes? Unacceptable.
After I lost my radishes, I had lost hope. There was no bitter Gatorade, there were no more radishes. How could such a benevolent god overlook such crimes. But when I smelled those 2 week old gym socks in that barn, I saw that maybe there was another way
yo that second guy looks like one of the people who ran out of radishes. The only reasonable explanation is that his lack of radishes at that moment in time caused him so much stress that he split himself into two identical men weighing 250 pounds.
What a wonderful miracle, I hope one day to find laundry in my house. All of my clothes were stolen unfortunately but these stories from others keep my faith alive.
I asked my daughter how college was going and she told me that they had cancelled her advanced mathematics course because some deranged religious lunatic had stormed into the Dean's office ranting about finding a bag of laundry while doing her barn crimes. Apparently the dean had also come upon a shortage of radishes.
Trigonometry baby is a heretic for trying to summon dark, occult secrets about triangles. Triangles are stupid. But you know what's not stupid? Tending to your radishes in the garage.
The single hardest-hitting evidence for God I've ever heard. After this, I can only remain an atheist through the sheer power of stubbornness. Thanks, stubbornness.
As an atheist, I am at a loss of words. My father always kept the barn laundry away, even when I was in the barn. I felt cold, aimless without the hay covered bundles from god. But then, one day, in the barn, I looked over at my father and said, “Hey, skinsag, why didn’t I get laundry?”. His face widened in shock, and he died. I check his corpse and he was just a big pile of barn laundry!
Not only does the laundry in my barn prove God's existence, it shows how interesting and tasteful His opinions about agriculture and the human modus operandi are. Truly magnificent, a spit in the face of non-believers and science chauvinists, like Trigonometry Baby.
I am so glad we have a space to talk about how a radish-free life has affected our lives. It's something I would never wish on anyone, even my worst enemies.
Often in these clickhole videos, they all tell the exact same story, sharing too many similar details, but this one had plenty of variation. The three people all had very unique stories and I laughed a lot more from this one than any of the past ones. maybe it's unrelated-- anyways good job guys
How can they believe in God after they ran out of radishes that one time?
@Ernő Bakk and then he didn't kill them with his fangs
The radishes returned though after Jesus went back into the air-duct to tell everyone in heaven to drop down some radishes.
BD8D they kissed Jesus’s cool shoes so ofc they believed
Or when their Salami rolled away
And then god forgave them after they shared their private shark drawings
"Nobody cares about triangles. They not even round! And they don't taste like anything."
Unlike radishes . . .
Radishes taste like a kind of drug that makes your stomach full.
Radishes taste like a gem of the earth, like a fruit, like a meat, like a nut, like the only vegetable.
Radishes taste like nothing, they taste like round objects that are red and fit in your living room. They are found underneath the earth and the solar system, and they only smell like a leaf.
I'm glad you guys have radishes, I ran out of mine and now I have to look after my dead son
The people who disliked this never had a lung full of barn slime.
*I'm just some Canadian guy and I say*
I agree. I disliked this video. Must be because of me never having a lung full of barn slime, I guess?
Isa Kocoglu man it seems like you can’t take two jokes. The video and his comment lol.
*Casey*
It ruins the joke when the one telling the joke has to explain their joke. So I won't explain it.
Isa Kocoglu not true! There are jokes that people sometimes need to explain that still are hilarious when the punch line is understood.
@@Casey-dy2oo Laundry is a bright red joke!
"Checkmate Dr.Robotnik" lololololololol
Ella T Grasso I invented the typewriter.
Checkmate Trigonometry Baby...llololol...this is the best thing ever....
Lololol
@@landoflogic107 I also invented the type writer
@@Frogggle always two there are, no more, no less.
"I was crawling into a barn to do my barn mischief" just sounds like a normal Friday.
I hate when my disgusting barn crimes get interrupted
Sam Johnson i feel you man
So sad tho. 😑😭
A similar situation that I hate is when my abandoned grain silo crimes get disturbed 😞
I found god in a barn and now I believe in laundry
Garlic Bread Heathen
Powerful
I found God in laundry and now I believe in barn.
I found laundry in god and now I believe in barn
I found a barn in laundry, now I believe in God
I appreciate when a comedy channel like Clickhole can set aside the jokes to cover such an important subject, but I am looking forward to the return of satire next week.
This is the best comment like this I've seen, because it's so meta
“When barn laundry made me a religious diva, all my singles became the top Spotify on Pandora”
Thanos car 😎
I wheezed
I WAS LIKE 666 NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO LIKE OR UNLIKE THIS COMMENT ANYMORE
I love the reprise of characters from People Talk About The First Time They Ran Out Of Radishes
Characters? These are real people being interviewed
@@sparkside217 you are so right, I'm sorry I was being a fool
the white lady isnt here ):
I need more of them
@@Tyler-bp4md she died due to running out of radishes
If atheists don't believe in God the Animal, then what stops them from going out and doing barn mischief?
If they don't do barn mischief, how will they find the big bag of laundry that proves god's existence?
God is too fat to be real
The same thing that stops you from hurting yourself
Checkmate
Erm, let's see... _COMMON SENSE?!_
I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
OneGiantPunch Jesus wtf do you do with a degree in religious philosophy
@@Lewisrobbie02 travel and research.
I have a small penis But, you find baskets of laundry in barns and preach it.
@@Lewisrobbie02 discuss the different types of laundry that god puts in your barn
@@Lewisrobbie02 Post comments like "I have a graduate degree in religious philosophy, and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate."
*Go find a new mom, compadre, because my only daughter is God now*
if my mom doesn't say this to me at least once in my lifetime, i will be unfulfilled
Yeah, that's where it is :D That almost broke me forever.
RIP Trigonometry Baby, you will be missed.
Nobody likes tasteless triangles. Trigonometry baby is useless
@@burntferidgerator6848 Yeah, they aren't even round
Only the Nasa Spacemen take the SATs They're such lunatics.
He'll be back
"I was crawling into a barn, to do my barn mischief" right off the bat, I am cracking up 😂
Barn crimes*
Checkmate, trigonometry baby.
Who writes the dialogue for this, it’s pretty next level
It sounds like an AI 😂
AI or shrooms, or both.
This is what happens when the world gets too absurd for The Onion, they kick it up ten notches.
"Nobody cares about triangles, they're not round, and they don't taste like anything" A level scripting. I lost it while watching this
“Disgusting barn crimes”
"Checkmate, Dr. Robotnik" caught me so off-guard, that was hilarious.
“Dad gave me my khakis, but God gave me my dad” 💀
This is the quality content I subscribed for.
Till this day triangles are a mystery, because of what that man did to the baby.
Thot Slayer who cares? They’re not even round
No joke. Every time I think I've learned the pythagoras theorem I forget it not long afterwards. I'm sure I'd be able to retain it in my memory if the trigonometry baby were still with us.
And they don't taste like anything
@@23rdpresidentoftheunitedstates wut bout pizza tho
Its okay *cos* the baby *sin* ed.
I remember my story. My conversion happened in a foxhole. I was an atheist. We were getting overrun by the enemy, and I remember gripping my rifle, thinking it was the end. In desperation, I pleaded with a God that may or may not have even been there. And then I smelt it. There was a bag of laundry just sitting there next to me in the earthen ditch. That’s why there’s no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole, there’s usually a bag of laundry there too
But was it in a barn?
@@PurpleMetal75 the worst engagements always happen in barns.
@@PurpleMetal75I was his lieutenant, the one who told them to fight from a foxhole in a barn. It's true
Someone should ask these people if they've ever run out of radishes and how they felt about that if they have
Stop trying to be slick😂
What
@@coltonallgire1135 it's already a video and you know it.
I remember one time, I used up my last radish. I knew I shouldn't have. I knew I should've bought some more before I used up the last one, but I needed my fix of radish. And as soon as I started chopping it up, Jesus himself kicked down my door, and told me that I wasn't allowed to believe in God anymore.
@@ParadoxGavel close: the radishes (the beautiful magical red nuts) had crawled out if their garage, and when Jesus Christ climbed out of their air ducts, all they could do was kiss his feet a few times. Overall you were quite accurate
Has anyone seen my bag of laundry? I last had it in a barn.
I really hope no one found it and miss took it for evidence for the existence of god.
I love you platonically now
I lost it too
I’m glad these people had these incredible experiences after running out of radishes
“Because my only daughter is god now” idk why that line killed me but it did
Believe it or not, this is what sanity looks like.
RIP Trigonometry Baby
F
F uck trigonometry baby, nobody cares about tasteless triangles that aren't round
📐⚠️🔼🔺⁉️
F
Kudos to the actors who read this and deliver it so well with such straight faces
Actors?
i forgot this channel was satire so when i saw the title i was amazed
Omg the NASA astronauts taking SATs part lol
The radish crew is back!
I love them
Great to see some good christian content on RUclips!
Family-Friendly-Felix should have them on his Christian channel!
*THERE I WAS, STANDING IN MY BARN, SQUIRTING OUT MY BARN SLIME*
LOL I love when he "has a smile" at 1:45
That is why I'm atheist, I never found a big bag of laundry in my barn.
This channel is the epitome of “I never thought I’d hear that sentence”
"God is real, but he doesn't do anything" LMAO
1:53 intro to god the animal 😂
He's now the most SoundCloud on Tidal
1:53 In Gloom - God The Animal
And it still sounds like an old bill Nye science show, and I love it. Also, fun fact, that song was based on non metal lyrics that sound like metal
Triangles are the only shape -Trigonometry baby
This dude singlehandedly eradicated every triangle
So that's why Trigonometry Baby stopped going to my karaoke theater
Absolutely touching, remarkable. 10/10
This video always makes me cry. Thanks, laundry.
I'm so glad God saved her from her disgusting barn crimes
This is a window into another dimension
never ever speak ill of trigonometry baby
This happened to a friend of mine
Whoever wrote these...
I love you
I might be 3 years late but this is top 5 videos I’ve watch this year. Third time through I’m still cracking up
I can't believe the lady was committing barn crimes, absolutely horrible and disturbing behavior. It's one thing to commit barn mischief, but barn crimes? Unacceptable.
Glad the radish crew is back
This made me into a believer!!!😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏
My eyes have been opened 😲😲😲
After I lost my radishes, I had lost hope. There was no bitter Gatorade, there were no more radishes. How could such a benevolent god overlook such crimes.
But when I smelled those 2 week old gym socks in that barn, I saw that maybe there was another way
God, the animal, squirted out some laundry into my barn, and that's why I'm havin' a smile. *twitch*
Brilliant acting
2:08 English captions: "God has huge poisonous veins" LMFAOOOOO I'm laughing so hard I barely have the strength to type this
yo that second guy looks like one of the people who ran out of radishes. The only reasonable explanation is that his lack of radishes at that moment in time caused him so much stress that he split himself into two identical men weighing 250 pounds.
"God's Glorious Face Makes Me Bored" still slaps. Please give it a listen if it's been a while.
What a wonderful miracle, I hope one day to find laundry in my house. All of my clothes were stolen unfortunately but these stories from others keep my faith alive.
THAT'S WHERE THIS SAMPLE COMES FROM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I asked my daughter how college was going and she told me that they had cancelled her advanced mathematics course because some deranged religious lunatic had stormed into the Dean's office ranting about finding a bag of laundry while doing her barn crimes.
Apparently the dean had also come upon a shortage of radishes.
This just shows god can be found in all of us. Amen!🙏
Nobody: ...
Trigonometry baby: triangles are the only shape!
Anybody else here from In Gloom’s song? 😂
This video temporarily cured my depression. LMFAO!
Bless all on this glorious laundry day.
It is mathematically impossible to anticipate the next word about to be spoken in a ClickHole video
This might, just might, be the best thing on the internet.
Thank you for this. I really needed the powerful message of this video
Her voice is so soothing, that I don't care , for the fact that they killed trigonometry baby
Trigonometry baby is a heretic for trying to summon dark, occult secrets about triangles. Triangles are stupid. But you know what's not stupid? Tending to your radishes in the garage.
The single hardest-hitting evidence for God I've ever heard. After this, I can only remain an atheist through the sheer power of stubbornness. Thanks, stubbornness.
Absolute #1 RUclips video ever uploaded
I’m dying laughing but at the same time I need that girl’s lipgloss.
God Bless Laundry. These are the kind of blessings that get people saved!
As an atheist, I am at a loss of words. My father always kept the barn laundry away, even when I was in the barn. I felt cold, aimless without the hay covered bundles from god. But then, one day, in the barn, I looked over at my father and said, “Hey, skinsag, why didn’t I get laundry?”. His face widened in shock, and he died. I check his corpse and he was just a big pile of barn laundry!
You know a video is good when every single line is quoted in the comments section.
Amen... God help us all to continue finding you as we squirt out our barn slime... But seriously though, God bless you all
i found god in some laundry and now i believe in barns
Here I was thinking I was missing out by skipping trigonometry, luckily triangles aren’t even round and they don’t even taste good. Thank laundry!
I came here because of In gloom: God the animal
You had me at "barn mischief"
Only here because this is sampled at the beginning of the song God the Animal by In Gloom and I had to see what it was lmaooo
Holy shit me too
@@thecoconutfromthetf2files thats awesome lmao this is absolutely not what I expected to find
@@genericyoutube5922 yeah I thought it would be like an actual documentary, not this 😂
Still metal asf
Sorry I replied to your old ass comment
Not only does the laundry in my barn prove God's existence, it shows how interesting and tasteful His opinions about agriculture and the human modus operandi are. Truly magnificent, a spit in the face of non-believers and science chauvinists, like Trigonometry Baby.
"Dad Gave Me My Khakis, But God Gave Me My Dad" sounds too much like a real song.
This is like the stuff of which our subconsciouses are made of.
The 128 dislikes are from the NASA astronauts and the trigonometry baby
Who's here cause of In Gloom?
What is in gloom and what does it have to do with this serious video
The funniest video on RUclips I can't stopppppp laughing
I am so glad we have a space to talk about how a radish-free life has affected our lives. It's something I would never wish on anyone, even my worst enemies.
People who say it's fake clearly haven't ever found a big bag of laundry in a barn
Often in these clickhole videos, they all tell the exact same story, sharing too many similar details, but this one had plenty of variation. The three people all had very unique stories and I laughed a lot more from this one than any of the past ones. maybe it's unrelated-- anyways good job guys
0:42 The-yah was stanin in ma barn gyuuhhhhh-PUDDIN POPS
God the animal!
Triangles don’t taste like anything? Clearly he’s been eating the wrong triangles
this seems like the type of video you'd play backwards and find some kinda hidden message or demon summoning chant
"My popstar name was Mr. Huge Musical Religious (Because of Laundry), The Rascal"
Truly heartwarming.