"where was that finger?!"
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- We invited Cyr over to cook some burgers with us, and this happened...
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Cyr is just the parent in this video LOL
9:19 there's no way, cyr has the perfect shaggy voice
its a fairly easy voice to copy honestly
They made making a burger all out chaos I love these 3 so much
These 3 together are the chaotic quirk triangle i never knew I needed
11:40 holy fucking shit Cyr I'm fucking crying 😂
cyr is best content on here
Cyr just seems like a constantly in the style and in the zone Bradley Cooper.
"that is a waste of time" 😂🤣😭💀
I would love to see Cyr as the Joker. He would be soo good as crazy bad guy
Bruh malena is mad funny in this 💀
I actually really liked this stream from what I saw of it, there's like a good level of balance here, malena isn't going too far or being too mean or like obviously mean (or not obviously), nick isn't doing anything crazy.
He’s got a point there
damn, Malena's ADHD was on another level this stream Smil
I lost it when Cyr was imitating sex scenes in TV shows and movies
I thought the title referred to nick at first and wondered: hasn't he always been in his dark phase? And then I realized it referred to Cyr.
Wait what did the title used to be!? Because “where was that finger” doesn’t seem to be lining up with what your comments about. I’m so parasocially invested I must know of the darkness you speak of
I legitimately had to stop eating my lunch when Malena said “mother cake”. Thank you for that.
Original title, he has a dark side.
its good that they have their own personal off-brand johnny depp
9:36 Morskaka is placenta. Also placenta comes from Latin and is one of the latin words for cake so both languages have the cake connection.
I mean, animals usually eat their placenta after birth because it is very nutritious. So calling it cake kinda makes sense
Sir, I didn't want to know that, take your information back from my head, and return whatever it took the place of.
Never trust a quirkster!
I love Cyr
ey, the mothercake is a thing in holland too! hahaha
CAN CYR THROATSING
I love how he made aborignal australian throat sounds instead of Viking sounds.
Sounds like Mongolian throat singing too!
its so funny how she genuinly doesnt understand what banter is
cyr carries your stream harder than his own.
Sin Cyr is turning out to be very interesting 🧐
Eating a burger with a fork and knife is crazy
Don't come to brazil then...
how the hell you supposed to eat it? its 4x bigger than a regular burger lmao
@@sk4rrt pick it up with your hands
@@ruminateog3889 so that all the ingredients fall out?
@@sk4rrt cup it ? You never held anything in your hands before ? never tried to stop something from falling out your hands or maybe used your hands at all
2:32 the absolute Proof cyr Never did coke
💀💀💀💀
ooooooo skyline chili slaps
I don’t usually double comment, but to cut off right before the Berry clip 😭 but also 👍 lmao
Moose kaka. She said Moose kaka.
have they really been together 15 years i am so lost
yeah they met when nick was in college so around 15 years now
yes but malena wont have kids even though she has a chance to depopulate her whiteness
Yeah he used to pick her up from kindergarten
@@yazdan_ali i was curious about this cause nick made a comment in another video abt 15 years and i googled and it said they’d only been together since 2018 so i was utterly lost
@@ydgsummer Fuckin hell bro. Yes Malena was 12 when Nick found her. What is so hard to understand? It's legal in norway duh.
why did she throw the meat to the ground?
13:30 im frankly terrified
The ten most obese countries in the world are
1. Nauru - 61%
2. Palau - 55.3%
3. Marshall Islands - 52.9%
4. Tuvalu - 51.6%
5. Tonga - 48.2%
6. Samoa - 47.3%
7. Kiribati - 46%
8. Federated States of Micronesia - 45.8%
9. Kuwait - 37.9%
10. United States of America - 36.2%
the top 9 on the list aren't even close to 15 million people all together ^^ but the US has over 300^million people so I'd still say it's the fattest country ;)
But aren't those Pacific Islanders who are generally bigger as a people? I think that should be considered. BMI is very biased.
That i cannot answer as i don't know, i just took a quick google search -The ten most obese countries in the world. But i still think US wins in who's country is the most obese by population, and with the obese percentage it would make more then 100million+ in the US that are classed as obese
@@yasu3088 true
wasting food is so funny am i right guys haha
She’s been doing that a lot recently or ordering a fuck ton of food nobody eats. It has been getting annoying tbh
😍 Nice video! I have a funny request, is it possible that you realize a new video on RUclips where malena make a funny hairstyle on Cyr hair ( mohawk or spike ? ) With gel!
It will be very cool! Thank you
I think we also call it motherscake. Or more like mothers cookie. Moederkoek
Sounds so gross ngl haha 😂
Berry Mummy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
7 min before the first pogO ccount? thats a record right?
its fucked up how much he looks like johnny depp
Wait wtf how does cyr know how to throat sing.
We need a NGL counter.
Berry😈
wait why was he yelling my name o.O
Good video
shout out to skyline chili
Honestly would have been seriously pissed off if she threw my burger on the floor like that.
cyr
Post sh*t zoomies 😂
you cant just say anything you want, then say its banter, thats not what banter is :P
Nick needs more fiber.
I like this happy Malena season of Nmplol
Does malena always act like this when someone comes over?
I thought Nick has always been dark? Weird
Dear Melona stop throwing fooood thats just rude and not funnnnny stop throwing food for fun its so wrong on so many lvls pls and thank you
Shut up
its gross and messy is the worst thing about it
they bought the food
Im just gonna be as real as possible, i kinda believe everything melana says about nick
Bad jut Wasteful straight to the grinder Cyr is not depressed guy’s come on 😢
This comment needs so much punctuation
Malena funny af
malena seems off
I hate reruns
Man, is Malena only way of being “funny” is to pick on Nick? That’s why they can never be in a good mood at the same time, because her fun is picking on him lol.
wasting food = funny in her books she's not okay mentally
Oh get off your high horse, I bet you can't even finish a meal.
they bought the food
@@xtraexpresso7611 are you 12?
Malena trying to be funny is always a failure
1st xxxx
Oh btw you guys got poop problems and probably bloating because you have bad gut bacteria (that's at least what miz said, and I'm incentivized to believe him), it's also because of like high cortisol, your body isn't processing stuff the way it should be.
I guess yogurts help gut bacteria or something, I'd try out eating a can of corn every once in a while or premade meals with vegetables, don't just eat only carbs or protein, it's very hard food.
Btw definitely get your cortisol and cholesterol levels tested, you guys prob have very high ones, just because of all the stress etc. Statins can help with that (or the side effects of stress). High cortisol causes low testosterone, it's actually a very scientific statement, low testosterone causes high cholesterol and causes sudden weight gain, and stress also causes low metabolism and like poor wound recovery and healing in some respects. That's probably why malena has hip stuff now, stress levels through the roof.
Also, I've said in a previous video I watched that Nick's words sometimes give me cancer, now I also submit that towards Malena's actions. Absolute psychopath throwing Nick's food on the ground. Like, I'm well off, and I would never throw 2 bucks worth of ground beef on the ground. If you're reading this, and you would, I genuinely hope the worst for you.
Cyr looking a lot like depp mid-abuse
damm nick is that type of guy you want to be nice because clearly is something wrong whit him but you cant, like hes aura make you want to bully him LOL
This comment is multiple levels of fvcked up and weird. 😬
No views & 7 likes? This man definitely fell off 😂
I love nick but it blows my mind how much of a girl and a beta he is why would a man act like that i will never understand but other than that he pretty funny
brand friendly by the way- mother cake wtf
that's literally what its called tho lol. mor > mother, kake > cake
Bro shes in the bathroom laughing on the phone with her mom your about to lose to her shit burger bc you used cabbage not lettuce LMFAO... so toxic i love it]