Kenshi Bandits: NARCOS - Hash Farm [Episode 5]

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @marwapranata5698
    @marwapranata5698 5 лет назад +417

    Episode 5:
    "Slaves? No, we call them prisoners with jobs"

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 5 лет назад +19

      Its a job with no benefits

    • @Tomatosaladz
      @Tomatosaladz 5 лет назад +27

      @@myview5840 technically you get to live, a place to stay and if lucky. Food.

    • @myview5840
      @myview5840 5 лет назад +35

      @@Tomatosaladz i get it now! Its like working for Amazon but slightly better

    • @allesarfint
      @allesarfint 5 лет назад +11

      I like to call it "Concentration Camp", such a wondefull place

    • @Admiral_Jesus
      @Admiral_Jesus 5 лет назад +11

      @Alles Ar Fint they call it that because its a perfect environment to concentrate on your work

  • @Dragfos
    @Dragfos 5 лет назад +160

    Being a bandit who sells weed for a living but still gets protection from the holy nation guards almost makes you wish for a second nuclear apocalypse

    • @rmoim99
      @rmoim99 5 лет назад +14

      A nuclear winter*

  • @lna3108
    @lna3108 5 лет назад +637

    Simo has to lay off the hashish the addiction symptoms are too obvious

    • @lna3108
      @lna3108 5 лет назад +35

      @@NotSimo gimme a sec i have to ask chief if this is it

  • @hugdotnet
    @hugdotnet 5 лет назад +97

    when Greenlanders only comprise 5% of the Kenshi population but 66% of your involuntary labor force

    • @captainsenseless1599
      @captainsenseless1599 5 лет назад +3

      Dylan Warde thin ice

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 5 лет назад +2

      how is that only 5%? Greenlanders are 100% of holy nation, and quite a large percentage of the UC too. The only way it would be so dilluted is if you considered all the other races in the game, like cannibals, fogmen, etc. as their own unique races, and even then, greenlanders are still probably the most widespread.

    • @_motho_
      @_motho_ 5 лет назад +9

      Vartosu hivers reproduce more quickly than greenlanders. Hive is the most populous race followed by greenlanders, then shek, then scorchlanders, skeleboiz, and finally fishmen.

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 5 лет назад +5

      @@_motho_ Hivers reproduce? And here I thought they were asexually incubated in weird metal jars, kinda like the one on their queen's abdomen. Still, I get how you could argue that they are indeed very populous, especially if you bundle up the western hivers, southern hivers and the deadhivers all in one race. Even more if you counted the spiders of kenshi (which if you look closely, they kinda resemble some sort of proto-hiver of sorts, maybe a first iteration for a hiver warrior that wasn't easily controllable or something).

    • @_motho_
      @_motho_ 5 лет назад +10

      @@Skrymaster The queen's dispenser unit produces eggs that are then incubated. It's mechanically-aided reproduction, but still reproduction.

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish 5 лет назад +404

    You might not be sick anymore, but daaaamn that intro needs antibiotics! >:D Keep it up broodie!

    • @adamkern3976
      @adamkern3976 5 лет назад +16

      Did anyone else read this in Koifish's voice?

    • @91743
      @91743 5 лет назад +2

      @@adamkern3976 Hell yeah brother, SUBSCRIBE TO KOIFISH

    • @davisjames8484
      @davisjames8484 5 лет назад +3

      It goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTINE

    • @marcus4046
      @marcus4046 4 года назад +1

      bing bong bing bong?

  • @concentratedfruitloops3754
    @concentratedfruitloops3754 5 лет назад +43

    *little brother coerces you into making a Zabuza character* what a total homie

  • @largestliar8621
    @largestliar8621 5 лет назад +112

    Chief: Muh D R E A M

  • @eatfive
    @eatfive 5 лет назад +141

    I'm glad your not sick anymore

    • @elperronimo
      @elperronimo 5 лет назад +10

      he is still sick in the head.

  • @garmesan_parlic
    @garmesan_parlic 5 лет назад +215

    your music for the intros has been so hecking choice

    • @garmesan_parlic
      @garmesan_parlic 5 лет назад +12

      But y'all honestly need to know; the intros of Silver Lights by Coconuts' and Guillotine by Death Grips' wail hard

    • @NeoMaddy
      @NeoMaddy 5 лет назад +10

      There's never a bad time for Deathgrips. Blast that at my granny's funeral, I will stomp the casket.

    • @garmesan_parlic
      @garmesan_parlic 5 лет назад +7

      @@NeoMaddy ah i see you're a man of culture as well

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn 5 лет назад +3

      Yuh! You are men of culture as well

  • @michaelsamon7290
    @michaelsamon7290 5 лет назад +179

    Hello dad we've been expecting you and you didn't disappoint

  • @MrComradeDave
    @MrComradeDave 5 лет назад +40

    Don’t forget everyone, this is canon in the narcos anime cinematic universe.

  • @sosukeaizen7028
    @sosukeaizen7028 5 лет назад +41

    Six naked bandits at Ram Ranch.

  • @marco5916
    @marco5916 5 лет назад +72

    Does chief want to be bandit hokage?
    In the Village hidden in the dusts? eh?

    • @pyrojinn
      @pyrojinn 5 лет назад +4

      Marco Padilha nope he wanna be Griffith from Berserk and grow an army of bandits

  • @BajoniGoblin254
    @BajoniGoblin254 5 лет назад +25

    Chief=griffith confirmed

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte 5 лет назад +23

    Simo, since you're taking the game into the direction of drug trade, here's some _food_ for thought.
    Do you know what is the most addicting drug? -Tea- Breathable air! But you can't sell in Kenshi, so...
    WHat is the second most? Water! But that's also problematic, so...
    What is the third most addictive? _FOOD!_ And if Kenshi has semi realistic economy then all food comes into the cities through caravans, right? So if you're going to build your gatehouse in front of AI gatehouse and prevent the food income you're taking the monopoly right for food trade in that city. And what is monopoly if not the finest of the long lived trade traditions? It provides so much freedom of choice, they can buy your food or they can not. In the latter case they can be looted several days after they didn't... Supply and demand.
    And want to know the best part? It's not considered contraband! And more importantly, no one tries o fight off their food addiction for long... at least successfully;)
    Yes, I doubt Kenshi is THAT realistic in it's mechanics, but I'd say that causing a siege of the whole region and ruling it through control of provision is something any bandit would dream of as their final goal, something that set apart a bandit and a... ruler?

  • @framereggy113
    @framereggy113 5 лет назад +47

    Start building...
    *Harvest Moon music in the background*

  • @RodolfoNR20
    @RodolfoNR20 5 лет назад +47

    The PS2 ninja game's called Shinobido.
    Such a awesome game that few people played.

  • @EasilyAmused25
    @EasilyAmused25 5 лет назад +6

    I really enjoy this series. Thanks! This introduced me to Kenshi and now I play it. Lovely game.

  • @neevasteria8060
    @neevasteria8060 5 лет назад +7

    Ahhh, the Harvest Moon soundtrack when you started building. Touched me with that nostalgia.

  • @TITANia69420
    @TITANia69420 5 лет назад +2

    Pinapple be doing a jumping knee into a superman punch like it's as easy as waking up in the morning.

  • @JB-cz5xx
    @JB-cz5xx 5 лет назад +8

    The more power you have at your outposts the faster refineries produce their materials.

  • @WisdomThumbs
    @WisdomThumbs 5 лет назад +8

    “When you have questionable morals, the Holy Nation doesn’t seem that bad.”
    *WOLOLOOOOOO*

  • @bobsloan6468
    @bobsloan6468 5 лет назад +20

    Swiggty swooty bandit bois are comin' for that Hash and booty

  • @matilozano96
    @matilozano96 5 лет назад +9

    There's a couple of mods that let you produce water in cities. If you have that, and research hidroponics or get a mod for roof farms, you can plant hemp inside a united cities city, then make the hash and sell it right there under their noses.

    • @patrickdixon3552
      @patrickdixon3552 2 года назад

      Give mods for hash and the ones you were talking about

  • @RocketLawncher
    @RocketLawncher 5 лет назад +252

    Why don't you use Players Slavery mod? It lets you have slaves.

    • @arkoa0000
      @arkoa0000 5 лет назад +83

      Slaves while would be best for character and story are just terrible compared to an "indentured" servant(aka using the recruit prisoners mod). Slaves have to watched over and if you are attacked they cant be counted on defence. Best just recruit cannon fodder and turn them into drug makers.

    • @ThyLegohood
      @ThyLegohood 5 лет назад +7

      @@NotSimo you should use recruit anyone v.1 that mod lets your recruit all prisoners without having to give them food.

    • @toyota9523
      @toyota9523 5 лет назад +6

      Slaves are unreliable

    • @what4494
      @what4494 Год назад +1

      I like to make my prisoners slaves, but since slaves are broken i make them slaves and then have them join my group but keep the chains and the slave title ;)

  • @SirCeasar
    @SirCeasar 5 лет назад +40

    Inb4 Chief finds a red egg in his pocket

    • @williamfontoura
      @williamfontoura 5 лет назад +4

      He stole from the merchant along with the swords 😁👌

    • @SirCeasar
      @SirCeasar 5 лет назад +1

      @@skinnygirlstretchmarks ye

    • @myvaginis3403
      @myvaginis3403 5 лет назад

      In before he fucks Narutos girlfriend

  • @Festias
    @Festias 5 лет назад +1

    I'm really loving this series, please keep it up! The pace and commentary is great.

  • @DrOfKy
    @DrOfKy 5 лет назад +1

    Honestly episode 1 of the series with the intro, fire. It's all great. Keep it up... You know.. when you can.

  • @suckyamumxd8430
    @suckyamumxd8430 4 года назад +1

    Sees bare blood outside of house “the hub be wilding”🤣

  • @BigBossStatus1
    @BigBossStatus1 5 лет назад +2

    Glad you're feeling better, looking forward to more episodes!!

  • @Noobazzah
    @Noobazzah 5 лет назад +1

    >deadass has a shek doing research
    >bloody disgrace

  • @hailcaesar2328
    @hailcaesar2328 5 лет назад

    Dude, I don't care how long it takes to make em, they're always worth the wait. Good work!

  • @GhostStealth590
    @GhostStealth590 5 лет назад +36

    I’m unironically using your playthrough as a survival guide... only my guys are STILL only melee attack 17ish

    • @daneOcawdor
      @daneOcawdor 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah I feel like some of the 'roid mods Simo uses are shady AF. I'm 40+ hours in and my hardest bastards are slimjims compared to that tank. ffs

    • @GhostStealth590
      @GhostStealth590 5 лет назад +7

      Dane of Cawdor ikr?! So it’s not just me lmao. Like I’ve gotten beaten up hella hard the past week, and actually won a few fights with a red Sabre. Yet if a horde of dust bandits rolled up, my ass is toast. Plus idk how tf he’s feeding this army he’s assembled.

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 5 лет назад +4

      @@GhostStealth590 Using the most common and cheap food in the game... dried meat. It's the best NU/price and one can easily bait creatures into town gates to have them slaughtered and get their meats. In the UC desert cities for instance, even though garru herds are by default passive, if you have a good runner, and you aggroed the leader of the pack(the one with "patrolling" as their main goal) and then lead them into the city gate, the guards will wollop their arses, and one can easily get enough food to feed their men for days. One human in kenshi eats roughly 3 dried meat per day(40 NU to be exact).

    • @_motho_
      @_motho_ 5 лет назад

      Use training stations to get your boyz on good attack level.

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 5 лет назад +2

      @@_motho_ vanilla that'd be up to lvl 15, on the tier 3 training dummies, and those are I think research tier 3. By the time one gets to tier 3 research, they probably have a decent income source from crafting items or something. Otherwise earlygame one can train attack by using another faction's dummies(most likely illegally). Best dummies to use are the one above the barracks in Drin, there's 7 dummies, place has lots of HN attacking, for easy loot, and once the 2 cages there are filled, samurai don't really patrol the upstairs, even if they do, they don't stay long and simply leaving your guys on stealth while training is enough. Still though, lvl 15 ain't shit. Most you could do would kill some wolves or goats if you outnumber them...

  • @democritus4793
    @democritus4793 5 лет назад

    I'm coming out of bed and the first thing I see is this title, beautiful

  • @DLimit
    @DLimit 4 года назад

    This series is amazing, downloaded most of the mods, starting a bandit playthrough for sure.

  • @matilozano96
    @matilozano96 5 лет назад +24

    Give Zabuza a holed sabre, so he looks like the anime

    • @Skrymaster
      @Skrymaster 5 лет назад

      He'd need a holed falling sun - plank hybrid to look like the anime. That blade he had was definitely not a sabre.

  • @Seto1997
    @Seto1997 3 года назад +1

    Instant like for the Harvest Moon music. 🐮

  • @yungshino3330
    @yungshino3330 5 лет назад +8

    WE'RE SLAVERS NOW BOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!

  • @WitcherLego
    @WitcherLego 5 лет назад +1

    I love the way, when you add your story to game without plot! And I think that game have a lot of possiblity to do in illegal stuff. Maybe in the next episode you will assassinate someone important, like chief of town, or some hight priest? That is a chalange!

  • @democritus4793
    @democritus4793 5 лет назад

    "Big Al, bring a fish" The most beautiful sentence, i've heard in a while.

  • @yorp4161
    @yorp4161 5 лет назад +2

    Zabuza's weapon was too big to be called a sword. Massive, thick, heavy, and far too rough. Indeed, it was a heap of raw iron.

  • @mitchell8003
    @mitchell8003 5 лет назад

    This is the only channel where I give my like before watching the video.

  • @clarky2666
    @clarky2666 5 лет назад +1

    Finally been waiting for this I really love this series specially your humor 😂

  • @alper9979
    @alper9979 5 лет назад

    Hey simo, I just started playing this game and watching your videos both help me learn more about the game and enjoy it more, awesome series, keep it up! Subbed

  • @what4494
    @what4494 Год назад +2

    IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES GUILLOTINEEEEEEE HUH!

  • @dzikbytom6414
    @dzikbytom6414 5 лет назад

    I really appreciate you having Harvest Moon theme song over episode about building a drug farm. Nice touch. Btw. I know I'm out of date, but I just found out about this game and this is like the best series I watched so far. You have my sub dude.

    • @kmor1012
      @kmor1012 2 года назад

      Ciekawi mnie czy skończyło się to na kilkuset godzinach w kenshi czy może zapomnieniem o tej produkcji

  • @tiezukae
    @tiezukae 4 года назад

    Zabuza reciting a prayer to a holy man while carrying a dead body is my new favorite thing

  • @woodzopwns
    @woodzopwns 5 лет назад

    Thank you for Kenshi this is my favourite series on RUclips next to swampletics

  • @acejones9074
    @acejones9074 5 лет назад

    You are so awesome man. Even though I'm not big on memes you make me smile as your actually funny

  • @Not_that_Brian_Jones
    @Not_that_Brian_Jones 5 лет назад

    "WTF, I actually love the holy nation now. When you have questionable morals, they actually don't seem that bad." LOL

  • @morgand820
    @morgand820 5 лет назад

    The word of Narko has no place here! The light of Okran shall purge you!

  • @zbynektrajer2735
    @zbynektrajer2735 5 лет назад

    Finally, a new episode of B.A.N.D.I.T.S

  • @burgerwizard910
    @burgerwizard910 5 лет назад +1

    They aren't slaves, they're... Indentured Servants...

  • @TheWill383
    @TheWill383 5 лет назад

    Your Intros are so fucking Great, Mate. You are way to underrated for the quality content you put out

  • @zackamor8043
    @zackamor8043 5 лет назад

    Good to see Kenshi content of you. Was wondering where the hell you have been :D! Your videos are funny in contrast to other Kenshi youtubers ;). Can't wait for your Hashish farm.

  • @Roxas90250
    @Roxas90250 5 лет назад +1

    I expect to see Chief sacrificing all his comrades for his dream by the end of this series.

  • @ciaran4761
    @ciaran4761 5 лет назад +1

    I think the word for your workers is indentured servants

  • @purpleapples1696
    @purpleapples1696 5 лет назад

    I’m supposed to wake up in 5 hours but I see that Simo upload

  • @mr.jamerton3686
    @mr.jamerton3686 5 лет назад

    Guillotine? You know the way to my heart and my likes.

  • @rebeloflife956
    @rebeloflife956 5 лет назад +1

    Just recruited beep and I have now founded the national institute of beep

  • @zun-viik
    @zun-viik 5 лет назад

    This is my favorite Play through of kenshi,

  • @decaspins
    @decaspins 5 лет назад

    finished watching at 4:20am, keep up the good work :DD

  • @pom4api
    @pom4api 5 лет назад

    As soon as i heard the first note i knew, nice video

  • @ditzyblonde9920
    @ditzyblonde9920 5 лет назад +1

    That Harvest Moon song killed me lmao

  • @mr.froggu3292
    @mr.froggu3292 5 лет назад

    Okrans are the next step up of door to door Mormons

  • @schuggi999
    @schuggi999 5 лет назад +1

    Building up a farm in the Swamp...
    Raptors be like... "HAHAHAHAHHA"

  • @GAZ888F
    @GAZ888F 5 лет назад +1

    The PC term for slaves is indentured servants. Don't want the fun police to come knocking.

  • @coolnamebro7363
    @coolnamebro7363 5 лет назад

    The absolute madman actually did it

  • @pitakchonsuriyong5842
    @pitakchonsuriyong5842 5 лет назад

    Harvest Moon theme. Dayum, you got a new subscriber

  • @TheRaidou
    @TheRaidou 4 года назад

    Man this HM:BTN music hit me right in childhood

  • @NeilJan99
    @NeilJan99 5 лет назад

    I love the fact that you used Harvest Moon Mineral town music here :D

  • @JimmyRaven
    @JimmyRaven 5 лет назад +1

    Simo is finally getting some s̶l̶a̶v̶e̶s̶ involuntary workforce. That is how Kenshi works.
    I am also gonna claim that it was my suggestion, even though he was probably going to do it anyway.

  • @tonyyerbajo6710
    @tonyyerbajo6710 5 лет назад +3

    Dat death grips intro is lit bro

  • @ilduce6460
    @ilduce6460 5 лет назад

    The intros keep getting better

  • @CavikTheHavoc
    @CavikTheHavoc 5 лет назад +1

    Gonna be honest, subbed for the Berserk references lol

  • @7thstrke
    @7thstrke 5 лет назад

    intro gave me chills...

  • @chaotixthefox
    @chaotixthefox 5 лет назад +1

    You need to disarm anyone you want to recruit. That Triangle bandit had a weapon so you couldn't recruit him.

  • @crabbythecrab2171
    @crabbythecrab2171 5 лет назад

    Man I dunno why I watch this... but Its so fucking epic. Cool series.

  • @Alteroxx954
    @Alteroxx954 5 лет назад

    Nice to see you've recovered bud

  • @TheDoomsday28
    @TheDoomsday28 5 лет назад

    "they're not slaves they're prisoners with jobs"

  • @killersidewinder
    @killersidewinder 5 лет назад

    man you make this game look awesome.

  • @crow775
    @crow775 5 лет назад

    *indentured servitude* _to the holy land_

  • @shaun87z
    @shaun87z 5 лет назад

    The Gut is actually the best farming land in the game in my opinion.. that's my favorite place to have a base

  • @FrejthKing
    @FrejthKing 5 лет назад +1

    You Have the power of God and anime on your side

  • @EpicSam
    @EpicSam 5 лет назад

    that intro was amazing holy heck

  • @DivineSoB
    @DivineSoB 5 лет назад

    what's so great is that you called the slaves the "workforce". There's a flash game called Caravaneer 2 that has a slavery faction called the "Workforce Merchants", doing EXACTLY what you are doing. Funny as heck.

  • @publiusscipio5697
    @publiusscipio5697 5 лет назад +2

    Death grips? I’m in. Say no mo hunny child

  • @MrMuffin3001
    @MrMuffin3001 5 лет назад

    The Harvest Moon music is on point.

  • @samhorstcraft7913
    @samhorstcraft7913 5 лет назад

    Best series on YT!

  • @fonchy6098
    @fonchy6098 4 года назад

    I really like your taste in music!

  • @papperiposten3899
    @papperiposten3899 5 лет назад

    Im pretty sure hashish dosent grow there. Prepare for ” we hit the wrong biome” episode

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 5 лет назад

    Chief's *_A M B I T I O N_* of a bandit kingdom

  • @Fencer_Nowa
    @Fencer_Nowa 5 лет назад

    man's building a drug empire for the great okran

  • @echoexo1500
    @echoexo1500 5 лет назад +2

    I had my audio at full volume. My house didn't survive this. CURSE U !!!

  • @valance10
    @valance10 5 лет назад

    Your music taste is godly

  • @jv765
    @jv765 5 лет назад

    Dat Harvest Moon music while building the Farm hahaha

  • @DangaiRo
    @DangaiRo 5 лет назад

    Pineaple Dude just rocks!

  • @ozzyhernandez4139
    @ozzyhernandez4139 5 лет назад

    The intro is godly!

  • @genbu-5636
    @genbu-5636 5 лет назад +1

    The Sarranid bois are back.