Hey Simo just wanted to let you know that I'm pretty sure that the bag checking actually only checks for illegal items like Hashish and not stolen items as I've just strolled out of the gate after ransacking the entire city. Also letting you know that the shop at the back of Squin with the screwdriver shop is a better heist as they have skeleton repair kits inside which sell for around 4.6k cats at The Hub and I'm pretty sure he keeps around 16 of them inside so that's a heist of like 74k cats each night Great video nonetheless
Please do. I mean what sounds more interesting? Walking out the front door, backpacks full of loot that says "Made in Squinn by Shek, for Sheks" and nobody batting an eye. Or roleplaying an over the top stupid way to get slip out of the bag check, like baiting an opposing faction to the gate so the guards leave their post. Love this series my dudemaster.
@@statiq1941 It sometimes happen in the game when the gatekeeper didnt bag check you when entering and sees you after. ie. Kept running to get inside / Sneaked into the city / Gatekeeper was fighting someone away and you slipped inside.
Me and my friends used to do that strategy in nightclubs to get inside the VIP; we just drop the VIP Pass bracelet from the inner balcony and go in, one by one.
I just hit the trader's shop in my current playthrough by hiding my little thief dude in a corner. There's a specific spot they don't seem to check when closing up. After that, I stole a lot of components and chainmail sheets. After that, I hit the weapon's shop like normal. Not my most profitable heist, but it was fun. Honestly, Kenshi is one of the best 'thief' game out there.
Leviathan coast is a great place to hide out away from your holy nation tin heads and the brutal police of the empire and there is a ton of animals and canibals to train your guys on tons of resources like copper and metal as well you can grow a lot of food there and it looks amazing would be fun to see naruto and his boys heist the crossbow shop at worlds end as well maybe you could do a few prison brakes to get some recruits up at rebirth as well I love this lp it’s like a movie it’s amazing 👌🏻
Simo, you make me feel like leaving my honest hardworking trading lifestyle for a life of crime... This was some quality shit for real though. Brilliant.
Not gonna lie I've been enjoying this and the Darkest Dungeon series a lot they're really the only series on RUclips that I anticipate. Your doing fucking amazing Simo.
*Shinobido was the shit man.* I remember using the mushroom exploit to get INFINITE invisibility and 999+ explosive bombs to just cheese most of the enemies and bosses. The stealth was amazing and the combat was surprisingly only a few steps down from that Sekiro game coming out in a few months.
I think the base should be the Stormgap Coast. It has a major city, like 4 villages, and homeless spawns. Lots of stuff happening there. ... There's also, only occasionally, light acid rain. :p
Because of you i had to buy this goddamn game... and i don’t regret it one sec. Btw, for your next time, you may wanna go « shopping » in those mechanical shops...
I didn’t invent the turtleneck Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck Lana. The tactleneck. 2:10
Man I love your music choice for all of your videos bro. The nostalgia comes rolling back! I still play Shinobido, absolute classic! The Way of the Samurai games were sick too, I'm sure you've played one of them at some stage.
Really enjoying this series. Make a storefront with the stolen merchandise would be my idea. Maybe try fucking with the Holy Nation next, 'steal' all of their slaves or something then rob the slaves. You could try using the Disguise Mechanic to do something like that, or just use disguises in general. Maybe raid one of the travelling caravans/traders, or look up Reactive World events that can occur and try setting one of those off. For instance, you could try abducting a hive queen, the ultimate feat of banditry! or go to war against the dust king and kidnap him/steal all of his loot. Or kidnap the Holy Nation guy in his throne room and steal all his gear then release him for the humiliation. Also try getting an animal companion and/or later on setting up a "Bandit" camp settlement for yourself to amass your riches and become a Bandit King. I also recommend these mods if you don't already have them: Players Slavery, Faction Caravans, Patchwork Armour, Craftable Shackles, The Throne, Me and My Crabs (just in case), Cities Rebalanced-The Shek Territories (this might mess up your house because its position will be adjusted so I'd move everything out first), Minor Factions Amplified, Bandits Expansion, Extended Campsite, Farmsteads: Holy Nation MERGED, Military Crossbowmen, and Security Spider Arm Limbs.
A great series man, there are so many gaming youtuber these day, but one with great content like u, not so many, i just hope for the best for u in the future man, good job.
13:28 "I'm a fucking idiot" You feel his disappointed when he pronounces that words,meenwhile,i'm dying of laugh for do all the heist in the wrong shop
The area bordering Shem and the Swamp is one of the best places for a base. You can then farm riceweed as well as every other produce by splitting the farm between the Swamp and Shem. Some iron and copper to boot, more than enough if you don't plan to make armor or weapons your'self.
The Gut is pretty good for settling a bandit base as long as you make walls. Beakthings spawn like crazy over there, making for easy training, money (skins and stealing their eggs from nests) and a natural defense against tax-collectors and any attackers, who will usually die before reaching your base, dropping their loot. It looks a very alien blue with a crazy guy on an island closeby. The UC could be your main target, but tech-hunters are not far away too, meaning you can do a heist of the great library.
I see views on your kenshi and darkest dungeon videos has fallen. And i wanna say you - thank you. I like this series of videos. And i hope you enjoy making this videos И твои монтаж по mount and blade шикарны
hey Simo nice video as always about your plan on how to get away with the robbery : dont tell us the things you are about to do but just show it to us (just as every movie should do lol) Keep up the good work
Suggestions for next heist: Go to Heft and raid Emperor Tengu's castle. Strip everything you can strip, and most importantly, steal Tengu's rag, trousers, goggles and personal Katana. It should be a fitting challenge for your character's skill level.
Robotics places are usually very small, with one single guy in them. They're also dealers in some of the most valuable commodities in existence. If you need a quick buck, find one of those places, have a guy distract him, and another sneak up from behind. Assassinate, and loot while the fucker's unconscious. It's why stealing is actually a tad broken, honestly. Especially given inventories regenerate, so you can do this every day, with loads of money for all your favorite masterwork goodies.
16:35 The Sand Boys: LET ME IN *_LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN_* For the base either pick the wide spot north east of Mongrel and evolve into Gas Boys or the spot directly east of Hub, wide open plain, good for building and caravans pass through some times.
Greetings from Cyprus/Turkey, Simo! These Kenshi videos are the BOMB, seriously. Btw, kus emek (idk what that means my arab roommate just wanted me to type this down after he heard your accent)
@@NotSimo Oh really? Sorry about the stereotyping then ^^" Btw Simo, can you post a screenshot of the mods you use? It's really hard to find it in the video!
Base suggestion : build it on the side of some main trade route. Three easy steps : 1. Caravan comes 2. Boys come on the scene with some good ol bandit catchline like ,, Money, valuables or life ,, ! 3. PROFIT !
Fantastic episode! Hahaha that robbery was awesome. Keeping making Kenshi videos! You should look up World States in Kenshi; as in, how factions react if one or two collapse or are wiped out. Also, could you post the links to the music you use in your videos?? Anyways, fantastic video!!
![Kenshi Bandits: NARCOS - Hash Farm [Episode 5]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/k5vuuea5Mf4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Kenshi Bandits: NARCOS - Hash Farm [Episode 5]](/img/tr.png)
"nothing happened in the way to the hub"
>ali-a starts bandaging his leg
@@NotSimo both were hit, that's why i edited it, i got confused
@@NotSimo i got confused again, and is not arousal, i think
Now tht u mention it.. simo... =_=
Spends ages planning the heist. Goes to the entirely wrong shop. :V Alright, I'm subscribing.
That moment simo realised he f*cked up
To be honest i also thought we were in the armour shop 😂😂😂
A good bandit adapts.
Well plans don’t survive contact
Episode 4
"What do You Mean We Got the Wrong Shop?"
Yeah, most likely. At least for me
@@NotSimo Never! Gang gang boi!
Avoiding bag checks by throwing stuff over the wall. 3000 IQ play. :D
Over have 1 guy with no stel goods go frist to guards
Nice uuh.. sentence.
I've stole many stuff and when get bag check, they let me pass :/ I think i'm lucky
I'm pretty sure bag checks only look for hashish
Bags checks are for Hashish, and in the Holy Nation certain science items like ancient science books
Please rename 'The Sand Boys' to 'The Sandits'
and the base should be called the sandlot
@TheHobbitMonster I don't like sand, it's irritating.
@@Getrekt-ke4gy the sand boys are even more irritating
someone make fanart about this
that one is briliant :D
Just to let you know in the United Cities area there is a strait up bank you can rob. lot of good stuff in it too.
oooo like this guys idea, thumbs up
Where would this financial center of Narko's Cities be? I'm asking for the holy ph... a friend.
thats vague, do you have any idea how big the "united cities" area is?!?
@@MrEarlSwift that's a part of the fun. Let's you explore too.
Oooo I like the sound of that, it's good it's large..more mugging opportunities muwahahaha
gotta love that hotline Miami music. Silver light is always hype
Agreed
Hotline: MAD MAX
Simo Agreed
Hell yeah
Hey Simo just wanted to let you know that I'm pretty sure that the bag checking actually only checks for illegal items like Hashish and not stolen items as I've just strolled out of the gate after ransacking the entire city.
Also letting you know that the shop at the back of Squin with the screwdriver shop is a better heist as they have skeleton repair kits inside which sell for around 4.6k cats at The Hub and I'm pretty sure he keeps around 16 of them inside so that's a heist of like 74k cats each night
Great video nonetheless
Forgot to mention he also keeps around 5 ration packs on the second floor in the food barrels
Please do. I mean what sounds more interesting? Walking out the front door, backpacks full of loot that says "Made in Squinn by Shek, for Sheks" and nobody batting an eye. Or roleplaying an over the top stupid way to get slip out of the bag check, like baiting an opposing faction to the gate so the guards leave their post.
Love this series my dudemaster.
@@Jonsoner who bag checks people leaving the city??
@@statiq1941 It sometimes happen in the game when the gatekeeper didnt bag check you when entering and sees you after.
ie. Kept running to get inside / Sneaked into the city / Gatekeeper was fighting someone away and you slipped inside.
I'm sure there's a mod for realistic bag checks lol
That game makes getting into Mount & Blade like an exercise for 3-year-olds
true XD
You cant get your skinned peeled off in mount in blade
It's actually not that hard to play. Things do take planning though.
@@emileroberge9459 But your skull will be turned into a tankerd.
Me and my friends used to do that strategy in nightclubs to get inside the VIP; we just drop the VIP Pass bracelet from the inner balcony and go in, one by one.
i love the intros to these. they somehow keep topping the last one
@@NotSimo what's the intro song on this one?
The first one thoug its quite in da throne of intros.
@@marettmrc coconuts silver lights
The kenshi series is god tier, keep making episodes please.
So you tried to hit the Armor shop but you took out the Weapons shop..... Best Heist of all time
Do more episodes of this wonderful game
I just hit the trader's shop in my current playthrough by hiding my little thief dude in a corner. There's a specific spot they don't seem to check when closing up. After that, I stole a lot of components and chainmail sheets. After that, I hit the weapon's shop like normal. Not my most profitable heist, but it was fun. Honestly, Kenshi is one of the best 'thief' game out there.
Leviathan coast is a great place to hide out away from your holy nation tin heads and the brutal police of the empire and there is a ton of animals and canibals to train your guys on tons of resources like copper and metal as well you can grow a lot of food there and it looks amazing would be fun to see naruto and his boys heist the crossbow shop at worlds end as well maybe you could do a few prison brakes to get some recruits up at rebirth as well I love this lp it’s like a movie it’s amazing 👌🏻
I love the hotline miami music at the beginning
“Masks please” a true visionary
Finally a lets play that doesn’t involve saving grace and being the good guys
Gangsta *holding crossbow sideways*
dude is that background music soul of the samurai
holy shit the memories
Damn Simo, this has to be the best Kenshi series on the internet. Keep it up my man!
What a pure 50000 IQ 5d chess play simo. You've turned this into grand theft kenshi.
Simo's Five
Dig the hotline miami intro. One of my favorite channels and definitely my favorite kenshi let’s play, even with only 4 parts so far
Simo, you make me feel like leaving my honest hardworking trading lifestyle for a life of crime...
This was some quality shit for real though.
Brilliant.
Not gonna lie I've been enjoying this and the Darkest Dungeon series a lot they're really the only series on RUclips that I anticipate. Your doing fucking amazing Simo.
*Shinobido was the shit man.*
I remember using the mushroom exploit to get INFINITE invisibility and 999+ explosive bombs to just cheese most of the enemies and bosses.
The stealth was amazing and the combat was surprisingly only a few steps down from that Sekiro game coming out in a few months.
that game deserves a remaster on the ps4 god damn it !
Hell yes lol that game was amazing.
"Combat on par with sekiro" pffft rofl
I think the base should be the Stormgap Coast. It has a major city, like 4 villages, and homeless spawns. Lots of stuff happening there.
...
There's also, only occasionally, light acid rain. :p
Yea but its the SAND boys
@@2010AZ The Great Desert?
@@2010AZ It's right beside a bunch of sand... I think. If not it's certainly close. :p
Actually having to wait a couple weeks til payday so I can get this game. Curse you for making me crave it so much, Simo!
Because of you i had to buy this goddamn game... and i don’t regret it one sec.
Btw, for your next time, you may wanna go « shopping » in those mechanical shops...
I didn’t invent the turtleneck Lana, but I was the first to recognize its potential as a tactical garment. The tactical turtleneck Lana. The tactleneck.
2:10
YES!
first thing I thought about
Hahahahahahaha
hotline Miami intro was fire
I don't know why, but this entire series has me mesmerized. The dank memes combined with the Dying Earth style setting probably.
Man I love your music choice for all of your videos bro. The nostalgia comes rolling back! I still play Shinobido, absolute classic! The Way of the Samurai games were sick too, I'm sure you've played one of them at some stage.
Shinobido is really a hidden gem, glad to see someone else who played such a beautiful game!
That bag idea was genius. Lost it when you robbed the wrong place though. Keep it up! Going to buy this game because of you, i love it.
Really enjoying this series. Make a storefront with the stolen merchandise would be my idea. Maybe try fucking with the Holy Nation next, 'steal' all of their slaves or something then rob the slaves. You could try using the Disguise Mechanic to do something like that, or just use disguises in general. Maybe raid one of the travelling caravans/traders, or look up Reactive World events that can occur and try setting one of those off. For instance, you could try abducting a hive queen, the ultimate feat of banditry! or go to war against the dust king and kidnap him/steal all of his loot. Or kidnap the Holy Nation guy in his throne room and steal all his gear then release him for the humiliation. Also try getting an animal companion and/or later on setting up a "Bandit" camp settlement for yourself to amass your riches and become a Bandit King.
I also recommend these mods if you don't already have them: Players Slavery, Faction Caravans, Patchwork Armour, Craftable Shackles, The Throne, Me and My Crabs (just in case), Cities Rebalanced-The Shek Territories (this might mess up your house because its position will be adjusted so I'd move everything out first), Minor Factions Amplified, Bandits Expansion, Extended Campsite, Farmsteads: Holy Nation MERGED, Military Crossbowmen, and Security Spider Arm Limbs.
A great series man, there are so many gaming youtuber these day, but one with great content like u, not so many, i just hope for the best for u in the future man, good job.
"Why are there weapons? Isn't this an armor shop?"
It was at this moment, Simo knew. He fucked up.
Those intros are just great ! Clockwork orange feel. Nice
That shady dude was watching Naruto failing over and over again, facepalms and is like "aye jesus christ i'll help you hold on"
You made me buy Kenshi, I’ve already got 13 hours in and I’m probably not stopping anytime soon.
Simo sensei, i have arrived to watch the video
I found this channel because of this series, please do more this is very entertaining to watch the sand bois!
Epic! I'm catching up to the whole series and wanna try out the game now. Good job!
Nice heist. Big all is the muscle, chief the brains, and Naruto has the skills!
Your Kenshi series is the only one I can watch
This is is the best series ive seen since forever ago
The genuine reaction stealing the wrong shop made me subscribe. Nice Kenshi videos mannn
Dont take so long to upload these. Make it a daily thing, i love these videos
Bandit camp in the swaaaaamp!!!
AB +1, because of you, Simo, I bought the game and now have 40 hours in it!
13:28 "I'm a fucking idiot"
You feel his disappointed when he pronounces that words,meenwhile,i'm dying of laugh for do all the heist in the wrong shop
This series makes my day when a new episode comes out. Please keep this shit up
Best kenshi series on youtube, I hope it goes on for a while
Video started up with Silver Lights, instant liked.
I love this man. Never stop doing kenshi pls
The throwing bags over the wall thing is so fucking smart. I never even thought of that.
The area bordering Shem and the Swamp is one of the best places for a base. You can then farm riceweed as well as every other produce by splitting the farm between the Swamp and Shem. Some iron and copper to boot, more than enough if you don't plan to make armor or weapons your'self.
Did not expect the Silver Lights in the beginning. I love this series
Really enjoying the series!
The intros and the roleplay are awesome!
Keep it up :D
"You're never gonna guess how I'm gonna get the bags out and I won't tell!"
*tells us what he is gonna do a minute later *
The Gut is pretty good for settling a bandit base as long as you make walls. Beakthings spawn like crazy over there, making for easy training, money (skins and stealing their eggs from nests) and a natural defense against tax-collectors and any attackers, who will usually die before reaching your base, dropping their loot. It looks a very alien blue with a crazy guy on an island closeby. The UC could be your main target, but tech-hunters are not far away too, meaning you can do a heist of the great library.
From bumbling banditry to bumbling heists, [Chief]'s gang is growing stronger by the moment!
I see views on your kenshi and darkest dungeon videos has fallen. And i wanna say you - thank you. I like this series of videos. And i hope you enjoy making this videos
И твои монтаж по mount and blade шикарны
Because of you i`m addicted to this game. Thank you.
hey Simo nice video as always
about your plan on how to get away with the robbery : dont tell us the things you are about to do but just show it to us (just as every movie should do lol)
Keep up the good work
Jesus I just get finished with the other three and this one gets uploaded *SUBBED*
You've now convinced me to finally buy Kenshi. Thank you!
This is definitely my favorite series.
He leads the most disorganised yet ruthlessly effektive bandit squad alive
Best kenshi series i seen so far
this is the best kenshi gameplay i have ever seen dude you are a god!!!!
This new opining for naruto is lit
Dope, love these videos dude. Playing some Kenshi myself, maybe you should start with research first before making your own camp.
I am having alot of fun watching these , please keep up the good work
Those intros just keep getting better and better
Hello again simo kenshi series it’s been a long time
Suggestions for next heist:
Go to Heft and raid Emperor Tengu's castle. Strip everything you can strip, and most importantly, steal Tengu's rag, trousers, goggles and personal Katana. It should be a fitting challenge for your character's skill level.
Naruto looks like he's been through some stuff.
Robotics places are usually very small, with one single guy in them. They're also dealers in some of the most valuable commodities in existence. If you need a quick buck, find one of those places, have a guy distract him, and another sneak up from behind. Assassinate, and loot while the fucker's unconscious.
It's why stealing is actually a tad broken, honestly. Especially given inventories regenerate, so you can do this every day, with loads of money for all your favorite masterwork goodies.
16:35 The Sand Boys: LET ME IN
*_LET ME IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNN_*
For the base either pick the wide spot north east of Mongrel and evolve into Gas Boys or the spot directly east of Hub, wide open plain, good for building and caravans pass through some times.
Kenshi Bandits is my favorite anime of Spring 2019
hotline miami music. My melanin enhanced brother.
Every video gets better and better
Greetings from Cyprus/Turkey, Simo! These Kenshi videos are the BOMB, seriously.
Btw, kus emek (idk what that means my arab roommate just wanted me to type this down after he heard your accent)
@@NotSimo Oh really? Sorry about the stereotyping then ^^"
Btw Simo, can you post a screenshot of the mods you use? It's really hard to find it in the video!
Base suggestion : build it on the side of some main trade route. Three easy steps :
1. Caravan comes
2. Boys come on the scene with some good ol bandit catchline like ,, Money, valuables or life ,, !
3. PROFIT !
Best episode yet! Goddamn a robbery is always exciting!
ah fuck, that hotline feel on the intro, now that's pure gold, gotta sub
i just watched your videos and i was really bummed today because this was the last one, but then you uploaded one today and now i'm so fuckin happy :)
Naruto literally wearing a tactleneck.
Also establish it in the north and rob the zealots like a badass.
Awesome vid
i cant wait to see u rob the armor shop dude haha, subscribed!
Great vid! Haha im excited to finaly see the gang smuggle hashish.
Thank you Simo, very cool
Got to put the bandit camp in the swamps, it's meant for you.
God you're the man Simo. Thanks for the upload. Good series! Take your time with it.
Fantastic episode! Hahaha that robbery was awesome. Keeping making Kenshi videos! You should look up World States in Kenshi; as in, how factions react if one or two collapse or are wiped out. Also, could you post the links to the music you use in your videos?? Anyways, fantastic video!!
2:11 *Sterling Archer approves
As soon as I heard the music at the start from hotline Miami a dopamine rush went to my head