2:28 “This woman over here is my wallet...my boss..Hu Tao” 2:53 “If you ever forget to bring a wallet, Childe will help and pay for you” these are probably my favourite lines 😂 (rough translation) EDIT: thanks for the lovely corrections but I’m Chinese myself 😭
Yea that interaction was pretty funny, but what makes it hilarious is the fact that Zhongli's boomer interpretation for 'rock music' was literal in that he thought it was music somehow related with the usage of Geo; thinking it would be a solemn form of musical genre. Geo grandpa is having a hard time adapting to modern change lmao.
Everyone when Zhongli sang: He is DANGEROUS Me when Zhongli sang: *Laughing my ass off because Zhongli's whole verse is about him and his two 'wallets'*
Zhongli translation: Everyday I look forward to visiting various stores Whatever I wish to buy, The director is generous to supply On the occasional accident, with a forgotten wallet, Childe can step up, as well _I have Mora too, c’mere Zhongli_
I would really like to see your reaction to the song "Patchwork Staccato" (I think) by Venti. The Chinese VA sings in Japanese and it's really beautiful! (If you haven't listened to it yet) Thank you ☆
Zhongli’s lines are my favourite , -(alrdy shown in the video xD) Z: I look forward to going to various of shops, whatever I wish to buy, the director is generous enough to supply Z: occasionally, if I forgot to bring my wallet out Z: childe can pay as well So he has 2 wallets- 👁👄👁
R O U G H T R A N S L A T I O N : Chorus When the sun comes out I'll bathe in the sunshine When the moon comes out I'll bathe in the moonlight When it start to snow I'll go snowball fighting Who is still here in the mortal realm HuTao rap: The name's HuTao 77th successor of the Funeral Parlor Don't care about children being born, just the ghosts wandering around If you pay enough, I come to dig your grave personally You can pre-register for your crossover if you need to The butterfly's Hu is your guide for the next journey (蝴蝶 () = butterfly) *idk this line, its hard* The one snoring is the hilichurl in the wild Hu Tao is always scarier at night I spend all my days searching Never growing any taller Maybe doing contortion I don't have a good memory Little zombie(Qiqi) where are you going? It's getting kinda late Let Hu Tao bury you Eldest hilichurl is sick Second hilichurl checks Third hilichurl gets medicine Fourth hilichurl boils it Eldest hilichurl is sick Second hilichurl checks Third hilichurl gets medicine Fourth hilichurl would you like to apply for a card? Get to know our cross-over services, would you? *repeats chorus until Zhongli's part* Allow me to introduce This young-looking lady Is (one of my wallets) my boss The director of Wanheng Funeral Parlor, Hu Tao Mr. Zhongli, you have to sing it. Sing it! Alright, excuse my singing then I look forward everyday to where I can shop Whatever it is The director will be generous On some rare occurences When I forget my walllet Childe will pay anyways Eldest hilichurl is sick Second hilichurl checks Third hilichurl gets medicine Fourth hilichurl boils it Eldest hilichurl is sick Second hilichurl checks Third hilichurl gets medicine Fourth hilichurl would you like to apply for a card? Get to know our cross-over services, would you? *repeat chorus until it ends*
Eldest hilichurl got sick Second hilichurl took care Third hilichurl gets medicine Fourth hilichurl prepares Eldest hilichurl got sick Second hilichurl took care Third hilichurl gets medicine Fourth hilichurl would you like a membership card Something like this
I spend Everyday finding (qiqi) A zombie girl who isn't very tall Always doing exercises Doesnt have good memory Little zombie(Qiqi) where are you going? It's getting kinda late Let Hu Tao will dig a hole for you you
Um let's just say Zhongli's part talks about how Hu Tao is his boss and how she helps pay for his things and the things he wants to buy along with Childe helping him pay as well and how Zhongli likes shopping and visiting stores
I’ve listened to the eng version 3 times bc I don’t speak Chinese or understand Chinese but bc of watching the eng version so much I can vaguely translate it from memory, also matching timing with lines with the drawings and the tone of her voice and if she’s repeating words
You can go to this channel called Evelyn Foxie who has songs like this. She actually has this song in English with Hu Tao’s real voice actor and someone who kinda sounds like Zhongli.
ah it makes me so happy to know there is a streamer who brings this kind of content to the western media cause it’s really upsetting that such gold content gets overlooked by a lot of content creators SO IM REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU REACT TO IT :D
I feel like Genshin is allowing a lot of people (mostly men i think) to discover that they have some form of attraction to either deep voices or to men with deep voices, cause the amount of thirst over anyone voicing Zhongli who has a deep nice sounding voice is very funny but also kinda cute to see.
At 1:34 Hu Tao is describing Qiqi. Because she is trying to find Qiqi and bury her. And at 1:52 Hu Tao is singing a very cursed Chinese poem or something-but it’s kind of about rabbits being sick and dying--
The part where he paused was perfect lol 3:35. Where the lyric had a very “Zhongli “ description right there. It literally said that he forgot his wallet.
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Zhongli: *sings*
Everyone's sexuality: *in danger*
I was already gay- I'm just more gay than when I started
@@everestfoxaj3989 same
my sexuality is endangered now
Being a straight gal makes my sexuality safe 😂
@@sissa8216 You and me both!
Zhongli's voice just melted me like butter
It’s not zhongli’s real vc
@@trashykhun0821 still doesn't deny its one hot voice :3
Melt or wet?
@@wachdays7642 how do you wet like butter? 😂
@@megatbasyarullah4859 butter is wet when it melt tho?
and in America we get TAR-TAR-TAGLIA LOVER OF SHEZNAYAN QUEEN
We really need a whole album of genshin impact songs
Tar-Tat-Taglia👋🏻Lover❤of🤾♂️
Snehznayan🌟queen🌸there🥰was🔥a🌝cat🐈that🐸really👑was✨goneee🌈
@@frenchrevenge6406 Tar-Tar-Taglia Snezhayan's greatest love machine
It was a shame how he carried on
And in japan we get venti but he is short orange haired highschooler who is a volleyball addict
@JOHRAZ RABENA CRUZ no we arent complaining, we are just making memes
Fun fact: You’ve listened to Zhongli sing more than once
Wait... When?
Uhm I actually like hu Tao singing
I’ve.. I’ve repeated this quite a few times, yes
You don’t need to expose me-
NO NEED TO EXPOSE ME LIKE THAT 😭😭😭
Him: I'm straight
Zhongli and Xiao: hold my spear
*Which spear tho?*
@@ascaredmilipede7971 yes
@@ascaredmilipede7971 *yes*
@@ascaredmilipede7971 yes
@@ascaredmilipede7971 yes
Zhongli singing disintegrated my wig faster than Peter Parker
MOOD
This whole comment is a mood
I like your pfp( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@@hu.taofromthedollarstore8572 32+34
@@cupnoodles1228 do you mean 34+35? because 32+34 = 66 lmao
Let’s be honest, when we heard Zhongli’s voice, everyone’s mines just f r o z e.
H-HOW DID YOU KNOW!!!?
fr-
Sheeesh
well not me because I’m not a wimp for voices I just think the animation is wonderful
*simp
I SEE ZHONGLI
I CLICC
I SEE HU TAO
I CLICC
@pikachu with a caprisun share sum caprisun pika
I SEE LIKE
I CLICC
i see hutao i skip
i see ahongli i clicc
@@kylejustinemasanting1438 I see dislike I clicc (sorry)
@beidot yes i do
I ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN WHEN I HEARD GEO DADDYS VOICE- HOLY SHI-
You mean, you ascended to Celestia
@@rettosei “she is my walle... my boss” hahahaha
I could hear his bones cracking from singing so damn good
2:28 “This woman over here is my wallet...my boss..Hu Tao”
2:53 “If you ever forget to bring a wallet, Childe will help and pay for you” these are probably my favourite lines 😂 (rough translation)
EDIT: thanks for the lovely corrections but I’m Chinese myself 😭
"let me introduce her; this young girl is my wallet... my boss Hu Tao" PLSSSS IM LOSING IT
And she is not only Zhongli's wallet, it's one of his wallet XDDDD (in the lyrics though not saying it out XDDDD)
LMAOO SAME-
SAME LMAO HAHAHAHAH
as a chinese
these translation are defitenetly true
The benefits of being Chinese is to able to understand the lyrics and get the chills every time you hear it.
same XD
I don't speak Chinese but I think part of the song is Hu Tao's song in Chinese? I heard that it's dark so that really cool!
i'm chinese and can't understand shit LMAO maybe i should've paid attention in chinese class
@@lowkiphire yes! a part is hu tao's hilichurl song in Chinese!
@@soycause omg same i had to read the lyrics and english captions
Yoo Tuonto is mad sus when it's come to Zhongli/Xiao singing-
“M straight but...” --Tuonto
Real men simp for husbandos, boys simp for waifus
@@_pleiad fax
@@ninvattanak5899 bc they waifu is dead *cOUGH* *COUGH* mai sakurijima
no homo but....
Oh my god I'm WHEEZING at Zhongli's part as someone who actually understands Chinese. Oh this poor broke man.
LMAO YEAH, I don't really understand Chinese, but the video now has English subtitles and I totally understand what you mean lol
@@rainisraiining translation? please!! >x
@@Hikikomoriiiii There’s an english version of this song, you can search it up if you want. :>
@@Hikikomoriiiii the original video had English subtitles!
I was gonna start mega simping for zhongli until I remember when he told xinyan to perform at a funeral 🥰
FR? OML PEEPAW-
A contract’s a contract
RIGHT
Yea that interaction was pretty funny, but what makes it hilarious is the fact that Zhongli's boomer interpretation for 'rock music' was literal in that he thought it was music somehow related with the usage of Geo; thinking it would be a solemn form of musical genre. Geo grandpa is having a hard time adapting to modern change lmao.
@@zolr3904 he's a boomer lmao.
THE ONLY THING ZHONGLI SANG ABOUT WAS HOW CHILDE AND HUTAO WERE HIS HUMAN WALLETS AFBGEGNIB IM SCREAMING SHEEEEEEEEEESH
Zhongli:*sings*
Us:*blessed*
Hu tao:*sings with zhongli*
Us:*dead*
Hu tao:COUPON TIME!!! ^0^
Everyone when Zhongli sang: He is DANGEROUS
Me when Zhongli sang: *Laughing my ass off because Zhongli's whole verse is about him and his two 'wallets'*
he literally went like "i forget to bring my wallet out but urm its fine since childe will help" 😂
ZHONGLI VOICE
HUSBAND MATERIAL
"lemme just hear zhongli's part one more time" same vro, same 🤧✋
Zhongli translation:
Everyday I look forward to visiting various stores
Whatever I wish to buy,
The director is generous to supply
On the occasional accident,
with a forgotten wallet,
Childe can step up, as well
_I have Mora too, c’mere Zhongli_
Lol thank chuu for the translation!!!
Hu Tao blows depression away
When Zhongli makes us gay
Zhongli's voice is perfect as always
I would really like to see your reaction to the song "Patchwork Staccato" (I think) by Venti. The Chinese VA sings in Japanese and it's really beautiful! (If you haven't listened to it yet) Thank you ☆
He seen it before on his twitch stream :D
@@pan1300 Ooooh ok thank you
Ventis Patchwork Saccato is cool
@@pan1300 is there a link to the twitch stream or..?
And not like his twitch channel just that stream
omfg zhongli 's voice. . . .I- I-I-I......
SIMP
A. yes
B. yes
C. yes
D. yes
*Zhongli starts singing*
Me: my ears are blessed
👀👂
Zhongli’s lines are my favourite ,
-(alrdy shown in the video xD)
Z: I look forward to going to various of shops, whatever I wish to buy, the director is generous enough to supply
Z: occasionally, if I forgot to bring my wallet out
Z: childe can pay as well
So he has 2 wallets- 👁👄👁
His sugar daddy and mommy
WHEN HE STARTED SINGING- IT GAVE ME LITERAL CHILLS- WTF I LOVE ZHONGLI.
R O U G H T R A N S L A T I O N :
Chorus
When the sun comes out I'll bathe in the sunshine
When the moon comes out I'll bathe in the moonlight
When it start to snow I'll go snowball fighting
Who is still here in the mortal realm
HuTao rap:
The name's HuTao
77th successor of the Funeral Parlor
Don't care about children being born, just the ghosts wandering around
If you pay enough, I come to dig your grave personally
You can pre-register for your crossover if you need to
The butterfly's Hu is your guide for the next journey (蝴蝶 () = butterfly)
*idk this line, its hard*
The one snoring is the hilichurl in the wild
Hu Tao is always scarier at night
I spend all my days searching
Never growing any taller
Maybe doing contortion
I don't have a good memory
Little zombie(Qiqi) where are you going?
It's getting kinda late
Let Hu Tao bury you
Eldest hilichurl is sick
Second hilichurl checks
Third hilichurl gets medicine
Fourth hilichurl boils it
Eldest hilichurl is sick
Second hilichurl checks
Third hilichurl gets medicine
Fourth hilichurl would you like to apply for a card?
Get to know our cross-over services, would you?
*repeats chorus until Zhongli's part*
Allow me to introduce
This young-looking lady
Is (one of my wallets) my boss
The director of Wanheng Funeral Parlor, Hu Tao
Mr. Zhongli, you have to sing it. Sing it!
Alright, excuse my singing then
I look forward everyday to where I can shop
Whatever it is
The director will be generous
On some rare occurences
When I forget my walllet
Childe will pay anyways
Eldest hilichurl is sick
Second hilichurl checks
Third hilichurl gets medicine
Fourth hilichurl boils it
Eldest hilichurl is sick
Second hilichurl checks
Third hilichurl gets medicine
Fourth hilichurl would you like to apply for a card?
Get to know our cross-over services, would you?
*repeat chorus until it ends*
the line you don't know is basically a dunk on venti, if you listen carefully you can hear him go "ehe"
the hu in swindle(hu you) is the tone deaf bard
oh the ten rabbits is included *yep dark I like it*
Eldest hilichurl got sick
Second hilichurl took care
Third hilichurl gets medicine
Fourth hilichurl prepares
Eldest hilichurl got sick
Second hilichurl took care
Third hilichurl gets medicine
Fourth hilichurl would you like a membership card
Something like this
I spend Everyday finding (qiqi)
A zombie girl who isn't very tall
Always doing exercises
Doesnt have good memory
Little zombie(Qiqi) where are you going?
It's getting kinda late
Let Hu Tao will dig a hole for you you
hooooo zhongli’s singing has further sent me to zhongli simp territory.
Was he blushing when Zhongli's part came? 😂😂😂
they are so good... kurattes, the singers and the song writers never cease to amaze me lol
Me, reading the comments: I'm sure the singing will be nice but these comments seem overblow-
Zhongli: **starts singing**
Me: I understand
same
omg zhongli’s voice even though it’s not the actual va but it’s amazing
It’s actually his Chinese VA-
@@_elodie._ dont we all love false information
oh, the chorus is Hu tao’s song from her idle animation, isn’t it? :0
Yes
yup!
the song is a banger. really like zhongli's voice wow
funny thing is that Zhongli was singing about how Hu Tao and Childe are his wallets
Um let's just say Zhongli's part talks about how Hu Tao is his boss and how she helps pay for his things and the things he wants to buy along with Childe helping him pay as well and how Zhongli likes shopping and visiting stores
Venti's voice actor has also sung a few songs. She did a cover on Patchwork Staccto as Venti and another song named "Liyue" as venti too
I’ve listened to the eng version 3 times bc I don’t speak Chinese or understand Chinese but bc of watching the eng version so much I can vaguely translate it from memory, also matching timing with lines with the drawings and the tone of her voice and if she’s repeating words
Can anybody talk about Zhongli's verse. Like his appreciation for his w̶a̶l̶l̶e̶t̶s Boss and his b̶a̶c̶k̶u̶p̶ ̶w̶a̶l̶l̶e̶t̶ dearest friend
that one dislike is from zhongli who is cringing in the corner
2:57 EXACTLY MY FACE WHEN ZHONGLI STARTED SINGING SHEEEEESHHH
2:47
*that could have been a moment where tuonto questioned his sexuality 😀👌✨*
Both voices are amazing but Zhong Li's just hits DIFFERENT.
i love how hu tao's lyrics' are creepy and how zhongli's are just complaining about his money 🤣
You can go to this channel called Evelyn Foxie who has songs like this. She actually has this song in English with Hu Tao’s real voice actor and someone who kinda sounds like Zhongli.
have you listened to : Liyue - by Venti's chinese VA ? It's REALLY good, I think I cried a little everytime I listened to it :")
I was waiting for Tuonto to rewatch it with build-in EN subs on, but alas
ah it makes me so happy to know there is a streamer who brings this kind of content to the western media cause it’s really upsetting that such gold content gets overlooked by a lot of content creators SO IM REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU REACT TO IT :D
Oh wow
What a coincidence...they just literally give me a genshin impact ad before the vid lols
when you are alive for thousands of years, you got song mad singing skills
I feel like Genshin is allowing a lot of people (mostly men i think) to discover that they have some form of attraction to either deep voices or to men with deep voices, cause the amount of thirst over anyone voicing Zhongli who has a deep nice sounding voice is very funny but also kinda cute to see.
those piano skills man haha it´s amazing how he picks up the notes so cool
I was expecting a lot from Zhongli/his va, AND HE EXCEEDED MY EXPECTATIONS! Holy shit, he sounded so seductive and sexy, AND FOR WHAT?!
when zhongli started singing i ascended
There is actually an English version of this song by PeachyFranny
Is that the Wangshen Funeral Parlor ad? I'll buy lol
At 1:34 Hu Tao is describing Qiqi. Because she is trying to find Qiqi and bury her.
And at 1:52 Hu Tao is singing a very cursed Chinese poem or something-but it’s kind of about rabbits being sick and dying--
I love how zhonglis part is all about just calling out Childe and Hu tao As his wallets.
zhongli's part was... i have no words to describe it other than *holy geo archon that was freaking hot*
I NEED HIM TO REACT TO PATCHWORK STACCATO BY VENTI'S ACTUAL CHINESE VA
YESSSSS
HESSSSS
pls- when i see zhongli sjsj i click and when i heard him talk i just started laughing -
he starts singing - and im ;o
I finally feel grateful for learning Chinese my entire life
Tuonto: 4:01
Also Tuonto: I'm straight chat🤠
Too bad they're aren't the real VAs tho.... I would love to hear them sing for real!
i cant-this is so good and they are all so talented
he repetting specifically zhongli parts give me life
You’re amazing in showing these wonderful art to us!
The song is BOP to us but it's BOSS MUSIC to Qiqi.
"He got the voice"
*I got the chills*
I know we all love zhongli voice, but can we just appreciate the other girl voice
The part where he paused was perfect lol 3:35. Where the lyric had a very “Zhongli “ description right there. It literally said that he forgot his wallet.
DAYUM ZHONGLIS VOICE ITS ZONGLIS VOICE FOR ME
The art from Zhongli talking to Zhongli singing is just beautiful ❤️
Our ears being blessed by zhonglis voice
i know im late but so glad you listened to it! I have been replaying the (english) version on spotify- :D
Zhongli Banner ending in a day: Guess I’m using my primogems on Eula
Hearing Zhongli sing: Eula? What’s that? I only know of the grind for Zhongli
HOLY that was SPEEEDYYY EDITING and UPLOADING
I stil remember that i use hu tao and another player join that use zhongli and were at the love island hutao and zhongli work 💀
That was a very fast turnaround. Love the consistency :D
Everyone: "zhongli singin omg 😍😍😍!!!!!!!!!!"
Me: lmao, wallet hu tao
What da fckkkkk
(Lol)
Ngl, I really like when hu tao actually sings her little hilichurl poem, it’s so cute! And ofc mr zhonglis part is great too
You should listen to the English version, it’s equally great!
My wife singing with Zhongli, how nostalgic ❤❤❤
damn!!!! zhongli's voice omfg
As a fanartist this vid made me feel so happy and appreciated
Tounto:" Am not gay"
Zhongli* hold my wallet*
”是我的钱包-”
”是我的老板”
THAT GOT ME WHEEZING LMFAO
(Is my walle- is my boss.)
"I wish I can read Chinese"
Subtitles CC: am I a joke to you?
I love how Zhongli actually singing 'bout bein broke.
But like, when will you react to Xiao singing Renai Circulation??
Lmao
I’ve listened to that song an unhealthy amount of times
this is pretty good but I still prefer "Let the wind tell you", it's just so cute
how could you choose that over zhongli
@@stevengao37 but Qiqi and Klee…
Zhongli: >starts singing
Me: >gay panic
first time being early can i get a owa owa xD
owa owa
Awo awo
I am inlove with zhongli's part
"I dunno the lyrics but it sounds cool"
Oh yea you should listen to Japanese
THE WAY I MELTED WHEN ZHONGLI SANG HIS PART HELP
same xD
Can we please have Kinsen do a cover on ZhongLi’s part and venti’s va do Hu Tao’s just for my sanity’s sake 😂
omg yes pls that will be perfect lmao
listen to the english version of this song…
Zhongli *HOT*