the guy who makes truck bumper stickers
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- Опубликовано: 9 авг 2020
- here's the guy that made those stickers on your dad's old chevy
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ok so in this video i play a guy who makes bumper stickers for trucks. he is very crass and closed-minded. he is projecting his own insecurities onto people who like projecting their insecurities onto other people. we make fun of him for this, for he does not possess the ability to adequately make fun of us back. meme.
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to the Gus & Eddy Podcast to small town reviews to I don't know why I am writing this. I am Gus. I wrote this. Also subscribe to the Gus & Eddy Podcast please. Eddy Burback and I make it and it's ok.
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later. 
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follow me on twitter (@Gusbuckets) or i will put a bumper sticker on my truck making fun of you
First
What if I already follow you on Twitter? Do I get a hug now, Dad?
can you make my bumper sticker say PUSSY
you need the soccer mom mobile stick family
Best
part of me wants to send this to my truck driver uncle from west virginia, the other part of me wants to stay alive
Shut your dirty mouth and catch this vibe.
If you do you should at least post the response, either on youtube if you live, or liveleak if you don't.
Person
Yes I do also like to stay alive
Who tf messed up the 69 likes
a simple “i ain’t gay” would’ve been enough, stan
I have a big... BIG... BIIIIGGGGG... muscles!!! HAHAHA!!! What did you think I was going for? That's so DIRTY of you! GAGAGAGA!!! I am the funniest RUclipsr ever! Maybe that's the reason why I have TWO (!!!) HOT (!) GIRLFRIENDS. Thanks for being alive, dear pola
How do you say that in France tho
Why is AxxL here. Don’t you have better things to do, you cretin
Tell that to Avdol and Old Joseph
Daga kotowaru
Take a shot every time the camera zooms in
S1ipperyJim now do it with the office
Time to die, wish me luck
Instructions unclear: I now have many gunshot wounds in various places on my body
*dies of alcohol poisoning in the first 30 seconds*
Got 69x Drunkier than him
The slight lift of the hat, slick back of the hair, and the hat back on was a small but very important detail. I've legitimately seen people like this do that
That’s what makes our man Gus here a TRUE ar-teats. 😁
I went back to the middle of the video because I wasn't sure what you meant, and oddly enough I started playing the video at about 1:47 almost the exact moment where the thing you described happened point for point.
I kind of thought being the "Hero of Time" would give you cooler powers than that, Link.
My brother actually does that
if you ever had sweat and a hat combined, youd do the same
I've legitimately done it!
I saw a sticker in support of concrete:
"I like it wet
She likes it hard."
Not even an advertisement, just a concrete enthusiast.
@Clayton Klemm this is smoother
m.ruclips.net/video/Lid0bGikDkk/видео.html
blacksilver why have you sent us here
blacksilver yeah why tf would you just put a video about a blinking line here 😂
"Concrete enthusiast" lmao
@@JK23315 no, this is surprisingly smooth- ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html
I feel like he could have just used his name Gus Johnson for the guy who makes stickers. Doesn't get more rural than that.
True but Gus is such a midwestern name.
@@jackalnerf6230 and for the record the Midwest is indeed the best!
Gooey Gus
@@ashesuoivilbo4643 Sticky Stan just rolls off the tongue better..
or John Gusson
"id rather be Cummin' than Powerstrokin'!" - actual bumper sticker i saw once on a Cummins Dodge. must have been this guys work.
Funny thing is that somewhat implies he prefers premature ejaculation lol.
@@Maurbel maybe not premature, but rather just can't last that long.
inaccurate. he said “heterosexuality”, when any person like this would OBVIOUSLY use the word “straightness”
These people would be the kind of people that would put straight in the ‘other’ box under the heterosexual option in a document that asks for your sexuality
In the days before internet comment sections, people would write letters to the editor in the newspaper. I saw a series of back and forth back in the day about Ronald Reagan. Someone was super angry that he had been labeled "heterosexual" and wanted a retraction printed *immediately*.
Nah, this dude had questions and did research. Because language is hard n sometimes you get stuck.
@@justcommenting4981 stuck? I should write that down!
You mean "ain't bent"?
My favorite truck sticker I’ve ever seen said “women want me
Fish fear me”
Woman want him, Men want to be him, and Fish know to fear him
that's actually funny, even if ironically
"Mermaids don't seem to care about him much"
Fish want me women fear me
Confused non-native English speaker here. Is this supposed to imply he's sexually into fish?
His brother invented “Truck Nuts” and he has been in a downward spiral ever since.
Big reveal: that tiddie drawing board was stolen from the brother; he just drew nipples on the truck nuts blueprint.
@@Pensive_Scarlet yea that happened
m.ruclips.net/video/Lid0bGikDkk/видео.html
Man Sven really hid that tidbit from us the whole time
In was the 999th like
co-worker of ours had those on his lifted Ram. after two months I asked him at the end of the workday what it was like being inside another man every morning. he asked what I meant, I pointed to the balls and said well your truck is obviously a guy, so how's it feel? a week later he "lost" the nuts while going offroading.
Don’t forget “salt life” stickers on trucks 200 miles away from any ocean
It's a brand and there's suck a thing as lakes and rivers
@@msjkramey lakes and rivers aren't salt water
@@msjkramey are you have stupid
Salt Life is a brand. You don't need to be in a body of salt water to use their gear. Lakes and rivers can accommodate fish and boating gear, too
Next thing you know, you'll be telling me that Under Armor shouldn't be a brand because it's not real armor
A favorite one I'd see at gun shows:
"If explosives don't solve your problems, you aren't using enough."
Oh nooooooooooo
Gus, the only issue I have with the character is that THAT CAP IS IN PRISTINE CONDITION WITHOUT A SINGLE STAIN OF A GREASY DORITO FINGER.
..And Husqvarna is a European company. But the irony does kinda add something to it.. 🤔
Came with his fancy new-fangled ridin’ mower.
That’s his church hat he brought out for the video. Gotta make a good impression.
@@Safaridor was about to say, we keep a few "good hats" for certain events. If he knew he'd be on video he'd probably break one out.
Right no grease stains either
How is Gus so believable as whatever character he plays whether it’s a truck bumper sticker ar-teats or mom??😂😂
He'll only create characters he knows he can play.. and then there's the massive amount of talent
Same with Trevor Wallace
Because he looks like one
or a six-year-old
Yeah truck bumper sticker is his best character
I love how none of the tools in his workshop would help in making a sticker
I lost it at "stuck" and was crying by "I'm not a fan of the scrotum."
Get that out of my face, and mouth !! 😂😂
Your shop looks a lot like mine.
I wonder why
Nah, needs much more stone dust and it lacks a plethora of brightly colored wigs.
Does he film in your shop?
So your the camera man
Well well well If if isn’t my other favorite mustache man
"How old are you Gus?"
*"I'm about 12-50 years old"*
He's 25, I looked it up
@@hihi-tg9ze You never know, Rebecca. You never know.
He's aged a lot in 2 years. I wonder what happened.
@@0Flow0 mustaches?....
@@corn_the_dog and weight
This man is literally the best actor he can portray any character perfectly from truck bumper sticker makers to an innocent little ukulele girl
God I hate living in a place where this video legit describes 80% of the people in my area with such laser guided accuracy.
Same same same
What about the other 20%?
Then move.
"laser guided accuracy"😂
I bet this guy wears camo pants and his only pickup line is “Yeah I gotta truck”
he has a "no fear" sticker on his truck somewhere too. also he wears oakleys
the most american man
And also has an entire room of his house dedicated to guns, American flags, and beer
@@snakeeyes2144 and maybe antlers here and there and animal fur rugs
At the bar he instantly hits on any woman present even if she seems to barely be of drinking age and he's in his mid 40s. Now that I think of it... I think I've met this guy, and all of his shitty brothers.
This should be the character you play as on Uncle Stan.
Yes
Yes
have you accepted god as your lord and savior, pluike?
@@jdwmyt God* it's capitalized
Yes
“Nothing says come to Christ like a crooked piece of paper haphazardly slapped to the back of a Silverado.” So very true.
Now i want a bumper sticker that says: hey guy i aint gay
He’s got a point. I drive a big truck purely to hide my raging homosexuality.
When the Lord comes down with his big, stiff, slippery rod of justice, he's gonna kick your heathen arse. Ahahow.
blacksilver BRO WTF I CLICKED IT TWICE CAUSE I DIDNT SEE YOUR NAME AHHHH
Don't we all? Don't we all drive a big truck to hide our raging gayness?
@@stmordi *gaynesses
I just went ahead and put 2 full size pride flags streaming off the back of my 1 ton. I love the reactions I get driving around my rural town. Also I am hetero, but they'll never know that!
“Nothing says ‘come to christ’ like a crooked piece of plastic, just haphazardly slapped to the back of a Chevy Silverado.” “Sticky” Stan Bates - An American hero
That's MASTER Bates to you.
Wait
My brain read this as cum to Christ and I feel cursed
@@bootlegbreakfastburrito17 Oh no. Get the baptism.
Part of me wants to believe that when he said, "stuck," it was an actual reaction from him. 0:55
It is
I was thinking about it since I hadn't seen Stuck on his list lol
I only want one bumper sticker that says "The 3 things I hate are irony, lists, amd bumper stickers."
I love that so fucking much
What's wrong whit a list tho
So youre a hipster
I like that
This is just a shitty Walmart T Shirt that’s been around for like 30 years lol
“Remember that kid on the playground that wore the black faded WWE T shirt to school every day..”
That one is so accurate lmao
the cod mobile player
@@falko4918 bruh, this was supposed to be nostalgic and you come in with cod mobile tf
It really is
@@skramzrave the good old days when the kids wiped their Samsung Galaxy S20+ and bought skins on Fortnite. Simpler times...
Alphastrike dezs not since like S3 lol but yeah I used to get down
"Wear son screen to avoid sin burn" was displayed on a local church in Georgia.
That's kinda clever actually
Of course it was in Georgia! Never seen it(I live in georgia) but there's a billboard sign 10 minutes from my house that says JESUS in all caps lmao.
@@victoriawalker4715 I literally worked overnight at BJ's in cumming, Georgia. There's also that billboard that says my bald lawyer.
@@heathenflame LMAO I SAW THAT!!! Georgia's weird man!
Haha. There's a church in my town that always has twisted dad-humorish messages on its marquee sign in front. It'll say things like, "You think it's hot in Texas? Just you wait!"
this is the guy i imagine when i think about whoever made those “are you american or democratic” stickers
Those stickers are pretty damn good lol
Is that unintentional support of authoritarianism via bumper sticker?
“You want the confederate flag, don’t tread on me, or don’t tread on me on a confederate flag, or another confederate flag but bigger”
Don’t forget about the thin blue line on every fucking vehicle south of Virginia.
@@justamicrowave2572
Just to tell everyone that you're racist, but want barely plausible deniability.
@@mastermarkus5307 Supporting the police is... racist?
@@Nocraza_Kram
It's because it showed up (or at least was popularized) as a reaction to the "Black Lives Matter" movement, suggesting that you care more about the police than the people they kill (often without much or any consequences), who are often unarmed black people, especially black men.
@@mastermarkus5307 dude all this liberal bullsh!t you call your opinion is crackin me up. Thanks man.
Can't believe he forgot about the middle finger stickers! Unless they just come with the trucks.
They probably actually just come with it.
He also forgot the Calvin peeing stickers. Because nothing says "American patriot" more than Calvin peeing on the Toyota logo.
@@KaijaSchmauss or alternatively calvin peeing on a lgbt flag or something. I bet if you got one of calvin pissing on a jesus fish they'd shit their pants though
You spelled cum wrong
Can confirm!
Disney magic is nothing compared to the magic of Sticky Stanley
Stop being everywhere please
And we meet again.
The deity of youtube is back
Sounds like a cards against humanity pairing
Avery we know you can hear us
I died after he said “absolute desperation”
The SMILE when he said "stuck" is the best part in this video
Knowing Gus, this sketch was born because he found a flannel lying around and just rolled with it.
Okay, judging by his other disproportionate camera skits, that's so accurate. He can take anything and make it funny.
He's the Scott the Woz of skits.
@@beckettmaffei Calling Gus the Scott The Woz of skits is the most accurate thing I've ever heard.
Sticky Stanley is a true American Hero
Not just American Hero.
0:21 true man hero!
You're earlier than Gus
He is the hero we needed
0:28.
Literally every henti artist ever.
"You got god, you got jesus and get in there."
I need that for a friend please
That neck beard is the pinnacle of method acting. Massive respect Gus
Don’t mess with a mixed race certified forklift driver who was born in July
#Relatable
Made that mistake once. Never again.
I feel like this was one of those scary-specific targeted ads you see on FB for a t-shirt or mug or something that's generated by a robot based on personal information the algorithm mined from your profile and recent posts.
@@stephenpatterson2860 Don't mess with a scary-specific targeted ad you see on FB for a t-shirt that's generated by a robot based on personal information the algorithm mined who was born in July
nah, that's overly specific Facebook T-shirt ads. a similar breed but not quite the same.
Alternative title: American Southerners talking about their turn ons
As someone that came from the south, I can verify this.
@@ghplayer9228 so can i
@@leodavinky ditto
@Sheev Palpatine as someone from florida there are literally SO many people like this and I hate it so much
Gus didn't have to change his appearance at all to play this character.
Gus is the kinda guy I could honestly see in a different timeline doing this.
The layout of that shed is giving me anxiety.
I like how he didn’t show a single bumper sticker
“Remember the kid on the playground that would wear the same faded, black WWE t-shirt to school everyday and he’d push ya down, spit in your eye and insult your sexuality?”
The fact that this is so accurate scares me and makes me think Gus is spying on me.
"You got God, you got Jesus, just get in there." Who needs the Bible when you have Gus?
WARNING I am the unprettiest human alive and I need YT to afford my house and the desires of my two girlfriends so please observe my highly stimulating videos, dear conor
@@AxxLAfriku girlfrriends don't buy it and if you want money get a job or sell stuff.
God + Jesus = Gus
How have we not realized this all along?
@@AxxLAfriku p
@@AxxLAfriku mabye get a *job*
I fell like Sticky Stanly is trying to repress some of his urges he doesn’t want people to know about.
I mean hes Sticky in two ways
He never said what gender his friends where and why they called him Sticky
@@owenbridgers lmaooo I died
Yeah I think he's agnostic
I feel like mentioning truck nuts to this guy would be a whole thing.
Expectations : having a workshop to make stickers
Reality : "Yeah guys this is a computer and a printer"
“Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
“As long as Gus suffers”
“He gets a view”
why did you have to make each line a new quote
@@fourteenants stay in school, kids.
@@Ugleseth I'm good. School is the reason why we have battle royale video games becoming so popular.
"Roses are red”
“Violets are blue”
"That poem sucks"
"I'm gonna hit like anyways"
a. Ugleseth you don’t have to reset the quote everytime you make a new line unless it’s a new person speaking.
Whoever made the Calvin pissing sticker has nothing on this guy.
Oh my god that sticker.
@@JK23315 C E A S E
420 likes lmao
@@LordVader1094 and desist!
Calvin wishes he was salt life 😂
“If the army wanted me to have a wife they would of issued me one”
2:45 i see that flex seal clear gus, you cant hide it from me
This guy def is at Sturgis... selling stickers for motorcycles and trucks.
Commie
@@RLord017 *sconnie
I have two hot RUclipsr girlfriends and I am the best RUclipsr ever and YOUR savior. Good bye dear cloud
@@AxxLAfriku I looked for years and still couldn't find who the fuck asked
Get you a sticker of your truck to put on on your motorcycle... and vice versa
I feel like the "Stuck" bit wasn't planned and he actually just realized that.
The way you're able to capture characters so accurately, as well as being hilarious, is a true gift
"And nothing says 'Come to Christ' like a crooked piece of plastic, just haphazardly SLAPPED to the back of a Chevy Silverado
Yes, the power of Christ speaks facts in this one
Gus’s comedy is equivalent to Tom Cruises stunting. It’s chaotic.
yes
It’s art
you forgot the stained white fridge in the corner that smells like death
You put 'stained, white, and smells like death' all in the same sentence.
Sounds like your average search on the Hub.
You know what Hub I mean.
"I also like God and Jesus. They're pretty much rad as hell"
This is probably my favorite Gus Johnson video ever, amazing work dude :D
The wholesome side of RUclips
this is the type of guy to get a refund on his airplane ticket because it was near the left wing
lmaoo
Underrated comment
Holy crap. In the outro, the G and E in the word “garbage” were covered up by the Gus and Eddy podcast logo, with a G and an E.
“Subscribe for more garbaG&E”
Laughter is a gift. You're brilliant man
*This guy is the definition of every wood shop teacher.*
Ruined the 69
Oh shut up PHILIP
the dislikes are from people with bumper stickers who now feel their masculinty offended
Indeed they are, indeed they are.
What if I had a sticker on my trunk, would I feel offended or laughing at bumper sticker people?
“Take all of Jesus deep inside you.” You know, because that’s where your heart is.
I also appreciate that Truck Bumper Sticker Guy defaults to he/she/they.
"Somebody gotta clean this shit up" it's so accurate I can't
This man knows what a vas deferens is but can only think of 4 words to rhyme with truck
He knows what that is so he can avoid it, cuz, he ain’t gay
Pretty sure the good Lord in all his glory only created 4 words to rhyme with truck. Anything else is the devil's language!
THEN TELL US ALL OF THE WORDS WHICH RHYME WITH TRUCK, WITHOUT SEARCHING IT UP, RIGHT NOW! I CAN NAME OFF ALL OF THEM, BUT I CHALLENGED YOU TO DO IT.
@@LinKueiDragon ok son... there's truck, buck, an darius ruck. that's all 4, right son?
When people see my all black Dodge Ram with truck nuts and Calvin peein on a Chevy logo, they say, hey look at this tough dude, I wish I was just as badass as this guy
I immediately think, "There goes another guy with a small penis and is trying to overcompensate."
I respect anyone who delights in a pun. You can see the childlike wonder in his eyes as he discoverers.
“Stuck... Imma write that down”, okay that got me
I used to drive a Chevy Silverado except I'm gay I was more powerful than I knew
That would actually just nullify everything
CHAD
Bigger truck equal more dominance.
Super power right there.
1:15 that is the most relatable thing ever
I friggin love you Gus Johnson.
You forgot the punisher skull and the second amendment
The best is the Punisher logo with the "Thin Blue Line" version of the American flag behind it. First off, despite these people being the ones who freak out when you respectfully kneel during the national anthem, because that's apparently "disrespectful to our flag and dead soldiers!!!", and being the people who scream at you when you don't say the pledge of alliegence, they don't know a whole lot about the Flag Code. You aren't supposed to wear any part of the flag, or use it in advertisements, or put any symbol or icon or writing on it. That's considered defacement. Of course, the US Flag Code was found to be completely unenforceable by the Supreme Court, because to do so would violate the 2nd Ammendment.
Secondly, the Punisher logo being used by police or to show support for police is unbelievably stupid. The only reason the Punisher exists is because of crooked cops and a worthless and broken justice system. He's a BAD GUY. He doesn't seek out justice, but vengeance. He murders people without any due process. Cops that think he's someone to emulate are really showing their true colors, as well as their idiocy.
@@irishjet2687 I can’t tell if you are a liberal or a angry conservative
Defacing the flag would be under the 1st amendment. You should research the Texas V. Johnson case. People freaking out over a protester-defacing the flag. According to the flag code everyone has disrespected the flag at least once.
@@irishjet2687 wow said everything on point nice 👍🏾
@@strikingpanther0660 except enforcing the flag code wouldn't violate the 2nd amendment, it would violate the 1st
As an irish person, I sometimes think that because of the internet and western media in general, all of us in western english speaking countries are becoming more and more of a homogenous society, and really these days there isn't a huge amount of difference between us culturally speaking...
but then I see things like this...
People like him aren't integrating into Internet Western English culture. I think western English only look homogeneous to people like me that spend a ton of time on the internet and grew up with it.
But there's so many that are not a part of that cultural trend.
I believe the phrase you're looking for is "the exception that proves the rule."
You do know he's playing a character, right?
There's plenty of people that use the internet very casually and don't really get into the homogeneous western internet culture
@@webbess1 No shit, but the jokes wouldn't be funny if they weren't based on real life people and situations
Midway trought i almost forgot that this is just acting. Well done!
i’m so glad i found your channel. keep up the good work :)
There's a guy at my school that had a woman on a pole that said "I support single moms" on the back of an attachment to his truck.
Yikes
@@mack7235 Yeah
There's a guy at my school that had a sticker of a woman on a pole that said "I support single moms" on the back of an attachment to his truck.
Simple addition to the sentence, that way other retards like me don't immediately wonder why the fuck there was a guy at your school who just walked around with a woman on a pole.
@@jaykay6222 lmao
What was the attachment? One of those detachable mini back hoes? The Truck-Boat-Truck attachment? A set of those stairs you can drive up to airplanes? One of those mini cranes so you can lift your fat girlfriend into the back?
"I'm not a fan of the scrotum"
-Sticky Stanley 2020
....although I don't mind getting my scrotum fanned.
I just died....Jesus gus you have outdone yourself. Best video ever
I appreciate who's recording. They add on a level and makes something great to amazing
This is one of those videos where Gus' moustache fits perfectly.
you mean all of them?!
@@aWinterBlood yes
Gus' accuracy makes me think that' he's actually got a truck.
That’s supposed to mean?
*How did you get footage of my uncle?*
That zoom is doing some serious work. I love it so much. Props to whoever filmed this. Your timing is awesome
I saw a truck with a bumper sticker that said "I love sushi" with a stick figure eating out another stick figure
It was mine
The Husqvarna cap brings this character to a whole new level of believability.
The last 2 seconds of the skit were golden
Had a bumper sticker on my truck that said "Keep honking, I'm reloading " 🤣🤦♂️
I don’t get why people think he’s gay he’s obviously straight
AL_emonade 😂
You're right, I will not subscribe to you.
Lmao
As long as they’re plastic based I’ve got no issue
Based (in plastic)
Dude you really roasted the rural folks with this one. Really brave and unique take.
one day I just wanna see all the characters Gus has played in one mega video that is the ultimate multiverse