How To Be A Cyborg - EPIC HOW TO
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Is there anything cooler than be a human robot hybrid?? The answer is no, and we're here to show you what it would take to become a cyborg! This is Epic How To!
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Starring Joe Bereta - / joebereta
Episode Animated by Andy Mogren - / andymogren
Written by Matthew Brian Cohen
Produced by Joe Bereta and Michael Rainey - / raineymichaelv
Executive Producer - Andy Signore - / andysignore 
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*Puts watch on hand* I'm ready.
lol
69th like lol
169 like lol and im not gonna ruin it
Step 1: Learn Cyborgs Exist.
Step 2: Learn what kinds there are.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: You're a Cyborg!
step 3 remove a limb
That is literally 8/10 of these videos.. They explain what things are but not how to do them.
Timothy Trex3 because it’s impossible
???
@@Superby25 somebody with a mechanical prosthetic limb
5:52 how come the cyborg is holding a upside down p90?
In the future they do that apparently.
Lel the P90 isn't even used by the U.S.
Pro90
They're Russian gangsers.
Cyka blyat
1: get seriously injured
2: survive
3: have enough money
4: get synthetic parts
Or you could probably skip the first step if you really want one and have enough money
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As a superhero in training, this information is extremely valuable to me. Thank you.
+Heroic Concepts Amazing channel mate.
+Heroic Concepts Ssshhhhh, you're not allowed to talk about our program. Remember?
Fabian Boykin Thanks, man!
LuraxThunder lol
I will join you on your training to become a hero (if that's OK with you)
How to survive the purge
lol
stay inside and lock everything...
+vanthursday and if they break in like in the movies? And also if you dont have weapons? and if there are too many people to fight if you have a knife? and if youre not trained? and if you dont have enough money to buy good protection? and if people shoot off the locks on the door/window/ etc. ?
u leave the day b4
|-/ clique
How to fart on command
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
That is a thing believe it or not
someone has already learn this by sucking air up the anus and realising it on command and someone has made music out of that
i can burp on command but sadly i cannot suck air into my anus to fart on command like a queef
Maybe you will have a body structure of a toxic waste... .
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How to become a cyborg: give up an arm and a leg.
+Loner And have a little brother ready
+Tales Oflasgias lmao that reference tho
Also attempt to bring your mother back to life
And draw circles... .
Nice joke
don't worry guys, those military cyborgs won't be a threat,
cause they can't even hold a damn p90 correctly
And in battle You don't use a p90 but instead an M4
and they can't go up stairs
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+Trish Castor What do you mean?
+Just a Dude dont fucking question BATMAN!
yea
Sherlock holms is great batman is an ussholl
2:56 OH MY GOODNESS, it's the Aperture Science Long Fall Boot!
why does the future soldier hold his p90 upside down
Dafuq?! If that's the future of warfare, we're better off giving the technology to the enemy.
You sound like his sergeant 3 seconds before he turns poor fellows life into hell...
+TheAnonymmynona It's a future weapon, the "06d" (That's p90 upside down)
+TheAnonymmynona lel
That's the joke
How to hide a body.
Nothing personal...
5:50 gun upside down lol
+Adam Anderson yes it is
+Adam Anderson is it though
You didn't really tell us how to become a cyborg, just listed a bunch of examples.
I was thinking the same thing lol
agreed
no argument there
+Nick Murphy No, you don't understand. Just combine all the parts listed and you're basically a robot with a brain and a few fleshy organ-like bits. I.E. a cyborg.
+Nick Murphy LOL
damn andy! back again with those works.
Love it keep it up!
+Ridz Rilki Shit yeah, this one was one of my favorites to make!
do u remember seeing this after six years i have come to remind u
Great editing and animations here. I loled a bit at the gun being upside-down P90 in the soldier part xD
well, I can kill cyborg with one thing, EMP!!! Bitches!!.....
bloodcounter exactly we live in the modern day EMP for life
Or just sapp it
Spy sappin my cyborg !
Kevin Hoang
I think its
Electric magnetic pulse?
Its just like, the whole world can be stopped in a future with a jammer... . XD
HAHAHA Am I the only one who noticed the upside down P90 at 5:50?
+Yang Xiao Long LMAO
+Yang Xiao Long RUSH B
+Douglas Jacques de Oliveira RASH BEE SUUUKA
+Yang Xiao Long Ah come to figure out where to go to replace that arm you lost?
Takashii125 why you gotta hurt me like that dude
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By definition, I’m actually a cyborg. I have a disorder called Hydrocephalus. (Hydro: water, cephalus: head). Hydrocephalus is where your spinal cord is too narrow for your fluids to move across your body efficiently so they build up in your head. I have a medical shunt which regulates this fluid keeping it from collecting in my head. So yeah. I’m a cyborg
Nice
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Mr. Cyborg
Wow cool but still i feel bad for u for having the disease . Welp good thing ur still alive now tho !
I love how these vids are funny and serious at the same time.
Am I the only one who saw the soldier at the end carrying his gun upside down?
Nope! +TheAnonymmynona did too
+MorelStudios based on all the other comments, no you are not the only one.
+Alejandro Apellido But I was first :p
Lmao running with an upside p90 5:55
I love those animators xD
Saw it too haha
I was about to comment but then saw this one and decided to join! I saw it too! 😂😂😂
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPLOADING MY SUGGESTION!!!
5:58 that p90 is upside-down
Bradley Kratz hahahaha yes it is
Bradley Kratz/ I noticed that to hahahahaha
Oh man the signature of Johnny fucking got me XD
Do you want cybermen? Because that's how you get cybermen.
Nice editing man good job
I NEED THESE!! Imagine having one of your classmates walk in with an exoskeleton on,do they have kid sizes?
5:53 He is holding his P90 upside down XD
It was a sarcastic joke they made 😂
3:45 Joe, you guys are hilarious!😂 Keep it up
Hey Andy, great job animating!
"I never asked for this."
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+ApexPredator_ CPG grey did a video on that
GREAT JOB ANDY!! LIVE THE ANIMATION
Great job on the animation, Andy.
He didn't actually explain how to become a cyborg only that there are some already.
Well it's simple. Just do one of these 4 things:
•Join the army
•Have a faulty part of your body
•Become a Computer and Biological Scientist
•Or be rich. Very, very rich.
+Vansiee
They understandably don't want kids cutting off their limbs after watching the video.
+Joshua Osei That are only three things.
Anonimo Incognito You sure?
Joshua Osei Sorry, didn't see the last one
5:53 apparently supersoldiers will also be incapable of handling weaponry as he's holding a PN-P90 upside down with no finger on the trigger
Lol
Jack Mcslay fn p90 not pnand you are not supposed to put your finger on the trigger unless you are going to shoot what you point at
You did a great job with the animations Andy :)
+Ognen Trajkovski thanks, this one has been one of my favorites
I died at 0:11 "Especially the Tin Man, that guy had an _axe!_"
Great animations, Andy. I'm starting to learn it by myself soon.
+CommanderSpawn It's a steep learning curve, but once you start to understand the different tools and thing in tutorials online, then you know you're on the right path. Keep at it, it's really hard at first. It gets easier.
AndyMogren Thanks for the tip.
Was that soldiers gun an upside-down p90?
it so was
I love Joe's enthusiasm
Good job for whoever edited this video
3:38 - this is so offensive and so insensitive towards stroke victims and I'm laughing my ass off here. The fucking scribble on the consent paper... Jesus christ you guys, I'm dying here
Animation on point as always
+Ben Peters thank you kindly.
AndyMogren :D
+AndyMogren But would you kindly like my comment?
Eclipseslayer98 If I liked it, you would never know, so I guess I'll just have to comment on it
AndyMogren Would you kindly, hack RUclips so I know when someone likes my comments.
thanks Andy for the awesome animations
"Sweet suit, what can you do?"
" *WALK* "
I'm early, better make a quick joke
Donald trump
LOW ENERGY COMMENT.
HAHAHAHAAHA
+Patrick Liao Making fun of Donald Trump is like slapping someone who is paralyzed from the neck down. Sure, it feels good, but there really is no challenge to it.
+Patrick Liao Eduardo Cunha
+Patrick Liao I miss when people were creative.
How be a medieval knight.
I'll second this one. I think it is more likely to be how to be knighted
The Omnissiah is proud of you.
Great animation Andy!
This sounds more like a list of cyborgs, not instructions. Do I lose an arm and then tell my insurance to contact a certain company or what?
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the P90 SMG in 5:53 is flipped XD XD XD
Great animation. Thanks mate.
how to survive the purge
Yeah!
Awesome
Some one said that
be part of the government
Go into the President's office or house and wait there. Done.
EPIC HOW TO waste 7 minutes.
atleast the last 12 seconds were worth it though
The last point you made is probably the most important - battery life. It's the same with mobile technology like smartphones. As soon as we overcome battery problems, projected performance and functions of technology will absolutely skyrocket.
They really phoned in this episode. Oh well, with my new PowerRiser I can finally start thinking with Portals!
how to be a cyborg - get a prosthetic limb
Can I have a gun on my cyborg arm? :D
These are cool animations Andy and other animaters
Good job Andy. Keep it up with animation.
+Dark Shadow thanks!
pls how to be a baked fish
dat reversed p90 tho, genius! xD
hey Andy great edditing
"the man that was used up"
*"insert Lenny face here"*
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That upsidedown P90 made me laugh. I laughed way harder than i should have... 😕
Thx andy for the animations.
#AWE me Let's get meta! How to do what you do!
Step 1. Get a ambitious A.I. that'll do everything in its power to kill anything in its way and become metastable.
tin man was more of a Golem as he had no human parts.
+ninjalens he become a cyborg when he got a heart
If they have no human parts, they're an android.
+Joshua Osei it depends on how they are animated.
He was animated through magic so that would make him a golem.
ninjalens Good point. -But what if that magic is just really developed technology which alters someone's atoms?-
nice editing m8
Where do you get those titan arms and those spring legs?
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated!
Lyuba Alexeievna Petrova sure
how to start your own secret orginisation!!!
Secret orgy? XD
i bought the powerriser lol its so fun its like a trampoline while you walk
I kinda want the music that was used when you were talking about pacemakers
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Do you have to think for the arm or does it move Like a normal arm
Wow Andy great moves keep it up proud of you :)
Um...that guy is holding the P90 upside-down at 5:52.
+Philip Han that might be a joke
as long as it shoots.
+IshootZombies lol
I'm early. Quick, make a joke!
This joke is overused.
+dragonigthFX m This is why you have no friends. ;-)
Fat Troll
Damn, you know my life better than me!
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Will there be series 2
Exoskeletons??? *cough*cod*cough*
KingJack 28 exoskeletons where made way before cod advanced warfare was even thought of
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1. Get a camera
2. have sex
3 upload it as Amateur
4. ???
5 profit
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You must be able to go, with out blowing your load, for 88 minutes (average of 6 times longer than a normal session)
You must live in the 831 area code (not sure really, but Northern Hollywood...so around there)
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Also being willing to do gay porn makes it easier to break into the porn industry, but be warned, some people in the industry refuse to work with actors that have stared in gay films.
I'm scared that I'll wake up one day and not be able to die.
i have some powerisers, im not heavy enough to do strides and big jumps, i can only walk and hop
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+brickmaster555 you have no life. im a gamer i have many lives. Including one that doesn't trump people.
Good job animating this episode andy
+Finkfilms Thanks dude
So where can I get one of those ekso bionic skeletons?
Was that a cyborg synth remix of the careless whisper sax solo?
Thank you Andy!