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  • Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
    (Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
    Episode 156
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  • @Bokoen1
    @Bokoen1  4 года назад +776

    Remember to check out me, ISP and Golden drift tanks! ruclips.net/video/tHI_e4F5740/видео.html

    • @yeetmcyeeterson506
      @yeetmcyeeterson506 4 года назад +2

      Bokoen1 did I hear gold and tanks?

    • @enderboy4069
      @enderboy4069 4 года назад +4

      Bo. Be like Pludluf 09:20

    • @stuffnou8994
      @stuffnou8994 4 года назад +1

      The would have been better if we had a pic of that pizza that golden had

    • @Dave_tda18
      @Dave_tda18 4 года назад +2

      Do I smell Sellout?

    • @thebitch7457
      @thebitch7457 4 года назад +1

      me and the boys

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 4 года назад +4664

    "Hey India what are you doing?"
    "Indians"
    And that's how India's population problem started.

  • @RoydeanEU
    @RoydeanEU 4 года назад +5530

    CIA: Mr president 1 german man was spotted in moscow
    Truman: Understood soldier, Nuke moscow

    • @aetherstormsth5636
      @aetherstormsth5636 4 года назад +416

      All Truman wanted was a worldwide Metro 1944.

    • @rexdaylawn1609
      @rexdaylawn1609 4 года назад +164

      Not gonna lie that would’ve been a better way to kill osama bin laden

    • @ronyb2948
      @ronyb2948 4 года назад +17

      he fuckin would

    • @cz-pf8id
      @cz-pf8id 4 года назад +99

      The military equivalent to burning your house down because you saw a spider

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 года назад +57

      Tuglfugl Fex
      “Where is he now?”
      “Fuck it, nuke the country we’ll get him.”
      “But this is Brazil.”

  • @quinnamations9715
    @quinnamations9715 4 года назад +3987

    “Don’t worry, they’re all military targets.”
    FDR prior to nuking Germany into oblivion, April 26th 1944

    • @GLitchesHaxandBadAudio
      @GLitchesHaxandBadAudio 4 года назад +261

      "Dresden is going to look like a bunch of fire-crackers compared to this."
      Truman after being given the go-ahead to use nuclear force.

    • @Mr.McMuffin
      @Mr.McMuffin 4 года назад +102

      "Including Dresden"
      -Arthur Mad Lad Harris

    • @commodoreseabass8541
      @commodoreseabass8541 4 года назад +160

      "The Nazis entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to bomb everyone else, and nobody was going to bomb them. At Rotterdam, London, Warsaw, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind."
      -Arthur Harris, after the American Nuclear carpet bombing campaign 1945

    • @insignificantgnat9334
      @insignificantgnat9334 4 года назад +60

      Well we are a military, and we're targeting them. That's how this works, right?

    • @heavenlygaze-
      @heavenlygaze- 4 года назад +1

      1945*

  • @The_Laughing_Cavalier
    @The_Laughing_Cavalier 4 года назад +2774

    "This week on ghost hunters: Hitler and the boys are called to deal with a paranormal sighting of 103 Soviet Tank Divisions, but can they tell which ones are real?"

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +42

      I actually read that in Frakes' voice.

    • @albernard8751
      @albernard8751 3 месяца назад

      Spoiler alert: They can’t.

  • @patrolson5354
    @patrolson5354 Год назад +1291

    Rest in peace Rilber (Polish Player), You will be missed by all of us. [*]

  • @christopherwilliams7845
    @christopherwilliams7845 4 года назад +1494

    "You can't have a Cold War if the Kremlin is a radioactive ruin." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt 1944

  • @anesimamovic8112
    @anesimamovic8112 4 года назад +661

    Imagine being a soviet citizen living in Moscow you see one German paratrooper capture your city and immediately after that you see a American strategic bomber

    • @whoknows7968
      @whoknows7968 3 года назад +136

      Wow, the Americans care about us so much they responded to such a minor threat so quickly? Maybe they aren't so bad after all.
      *Red mushroom envelops all*

    • @dantewiggins5119
      @dantewiggins5119 3 года назад +107

      @@whoknows7968
      Russians: It's the Americans, we are saved.
      *Hanger bay opens*
      Russians: Oh no it's the Americans
      French: First time?

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 года назад +4

      I think 1 division is equal to about 1000 soldiers.
      So Moscow got occupied by about 1000 paratroopers max.

    • @gavinaccurrsedd6419
      @gavinaccurrsedd6419 Год назад +4

      @@dantewiggins5119 Hooray, it’s the Catholic Church! … Oh god, it’s the Catholic Church

    • @shotgunsideshow8958
      @shotgunsideshow8958 Год назад +10

      @@Kaiserboo1871 1 *battalion* is 1000 men, a division in this game is 1000 (minumun) up to about ~50000

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 4 года назад +1778

    Germany when they figure out the Ghost Divisions: We've been tricked we've been backstabbed and we've quite possibly been Bamboozled.

    • @avatarx590
      @avatarx590 4 года назад +22

      I love red vs blue

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 4 года назад +30

      @@avatarx590 Roses are red,
      And violets are blue,
      Let's take a cruise,
      Down Blood Gulch Avenue...
      'Cause it's Red versus Red and Blue versus Blue,
      Eye against Eye and me against you..

    • @jameswg13
      @jameswg13 4 года назад

      Don't forget humbugged

    • @theriddler6468
      @theriddler6468 4 года назад

      @@kevint1929 violets are purple '_'

    • @sbollimpalli
      @sbollimpalli 4 года назад +1

      The blood spilt by germans are actually the many strawberry yoohoos they consumed in lieu of enemy blood

  • @niteshaders2846
    @niteshaders2846 4 года назад +2696

    Polish Player: IM SO HAPPY FOR BIDEN
    Also Polish Player: *Destorys his entire home for Biden*

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 4 года назад +166

      A rather.. Enthusiastic celebration to be sure.

    • @atl5033
      @atl5033 4 года назад +120

      I FUCKING HATE JOE BIDEN BERNIE OR BUST 2020 DEATH TO THE ESTABLISHMENT FREE PALESTINE

    • @m33m63
      @m33m63 4 года назад +55

      @@atl5033 praxis

    • @12345678900987659101
      @12345678900987659101 4 года назад +73

      @@atl5033
      *SNAP*
      That's going in my cringe collection.

    • @slyguythreeonetwonine3172
      @slyguythreeonetwonine3172 4 года назад +22

      @@atl5033 Classy comment, classy name. Glad the nomination was stolen from your Communist ass!😂

  • @boxcarz
    @boxcarz 4 года назад +758

    "Meanwhile, in Poland, the capital building has been converted into a bottle factory."
    9:05

    • @christiancapitalist501
      @christiancapitalist501 4 года назад +17

      Literally the best . That guy needs a channel

    • @Void_Wars
      @Void_Wars 3 года назад +1

      @@christiancapitalist501 shut up you nutjobs

  • @justinspeaks.1652
    @justinspeaks.1652 4 года назад +2586

    *The American war room*
    Truman: So FDR is dead, how do we defeat Germany?
    Dwight Eisenhower: D-Day
    Patton: Invade Spain
    Douglas MacArthur: Carpet Bombing with nukes.
    Truman: *I like that last one*

    • @Brausser123
      @Brausser123 4 года назад +109

      MacArthur and Korea but this time they had them in time for Germany lol

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 4 года назад +64

      @@Brausser123 That was why I chose MacArthur to be the one to propose nuking in my little meme.

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 4 года назад +8

      Bro you’ve got several comments top rated on this vid, stop posting and start making a channel to rival grandayy.

    • @justinspeaks.1652
      @justinspeaks.1652 4 года назад +3

      @@bordergore7623 I've already posted my memes for the day on this video. So don't worry you won't be flooded by hoi4 memes.

    • @bordergore7623
      @bordergore7623 4 года назад +2

      Justin Speaks. Damn it, that’s what I wanted!

  • @citadel7832
    @citadel7832 4 года назад +377

    Germany: *takes moscow* America: *rubbing hands* Oh boy, a two for one special

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 года назад +3

      i mean if i were bo i would have stopped all air missions in that area

  • @hughg8995
    @hughg8995 4 года назад +860

    The return of *_The Boys Of Kiev_*

  • @Sana_a04
    @Sana_a04 Год назад +57

    9:00 R.I.P. Rilber

  • @carlodelacruz2552
    @carlodelacruz2552 Год назад +461

    Here rest, a magnificent man named Rilber. He will be eternally remembered in the history of this video.
    May he toss all the bottles and cans to his delight in the next life!

  • @noahdaniel2577
    @noahdaniel2577 4 года назад +791

    You call it a civilian center, I call it a target rich environment.

  • @72theboss1
    @72theboss1 Год назад +45

    RIP Rilber, you king

  • @chucanoris7548
    @chucanoris7548 Год назад +46

    RIP rilber, you were the the best.

  • @xdguy2569
    @xdguy2569 4 года назад +150

    "Isn't this danger close for the task force?"

    • @danilopetrovic5697
      @danilopetrovic5697 4 года назад +15

      Since when does --Shepard-- America care about danger close?

    • @314jeepsnmopars3
      @314jeepsnmopars3 2 года назад +2

      @@danilopetrovic5697 do you have the DSM?

    • @danilopetrovic5697
      @danilopetrovic5697 2 года назад +1

      @@314jeepsnmopars3 We've got it Sir.

    • @314jeepsnmopars3
      @314jeepsnmopars3 2 года назад +2

      @@danilopetrovic5697 Good.... that's one less loose end.

    • @danilopetrovic5697
      @danilopetrovic5697 2 года назад

      @@314jeepsnmopars3 *Gets shot*
      ruclips.net/video/DE5ahNRgY84/видео.html

  • @red_robot1056
    @red_robot1056 Год назад +41

    Rest in peace, Rilber!

  • @command_unit7792
    @command_unit7792 4 года назад +288

    Germans: *Take Moscow*
    The US:"This is all i ever wanted...."

  • @griffinfisher5421
    @griffinfisher5421 Год назад +20

    Rest in peace Rilber

  • @spitfireboy2379
    @spitfireboy2379 4 года назад +157

    We can all hear that top tier Girls Und Panzer music.
    Especially when USA nuked the German tanks on the eastern front with Panzerlied playing.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +149

    Battle of Kiev, second most important battle after Iwo Jima

  • @sevilla82400
    @sevilla82400 Год назад +36

    Rest in peace, Rilber. He always managed to make me laugh in every video he was in. "I'm so fucking happy for Biden!" has entered my limited vocabulary now days because of him

  • @coltpiecemaker
    @coltpiecemaker 4 года назад +84

    MacArthur: *Hears there is literally one German soldier in Moscow*
    Also MacArthur: "It's nuke time."

  • @these2kings0305
    @these2kings0305 4 года назад +168

    "And so, after the Dutch submarines successfully thwarted Operation Sealion, the successful Soviet Operation Fortitude, and with the Aliies pushing on all fronts, the last nail in the coffin for the Axis powers were the FUCKTON of nuclear bombs the U.S decided to use on strictly military targets." -WW2 Memorial in New Moscow.

  • @sceem0
    @sceem0 Год назад +21

    R.I.P Rilber

  • @oGoldero
    @oGoldero Год назад +71

    Rest in peace rilber(I hope he is now happy for biden in heaven)

  • @porter5224
    @porter5224 4 года назад +64

    When you let Macarthur run the European front

  • @cat-wu1ez
    @cat-wu1ez 3 года назад +89

    Legend says that Biden won because of the Polish player breaking his desk. 9:05

  • @iyqcha1789
    @iyqcha1789 Год назад +18

    he was so happy for Biden
    so long Rilber

  • @95keat
    @95keat 4 года назад +133

    Welcome to post war Germany
    Population: 5

  • @tenacity25
    @tenacity25 4 года назад +135

    "Did you break through their lines?"
    "yeah, because I pushed through the Italians"
    Soviet Union during the encirclement of Stalingrad, colorized

  • @tutku1560
    @tutku1560 Год назад +17

    Rest in peace Rilber. I am so sorry ;(

  • @Me-zj4fd
    @Me-zj4fd Год назад +12

    Just here to pay my respects to Rilber

  • @maxkennedy8075
    @maxkennedy8075 4 года назад +96

    *Goebbels*
    [Does total war speech]
    *US with massive nuke stockpile*
    *Imperial admiral voice* “They’re moving into
    A T T A C K P O S I T I O N”

  • @sledgemann6683
    @sledgemann6683 Год назад +10

    Rest in peace rilber

  • @realperson.4339
    @realperson.4339 Год назад +11

    rest in peace rilber you fucking king

  • @warbacca1017
    @warbacca1017 4 года назад +40

    "Carpet bombing nukes"
    Something that should never happen outside of a game

  • @thatguy3421
    @thatguy3421 4 года назад +92

    Soviet Tank crew 1945: Patrolling the Bulgarian countryside really makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter.
    *United States has entered the chat*

  • @statelyelms
    @statelyelms 4 года назад +22

    By far the best episode so far.. no yelling and arguing, just a gang gently bickering, smashing bottles, faking invasions and nuking like it's Fallout 4

  • @doctorjackson7024
    @doctorjackson7024 4 года назад +77

    Allies: "the germans took moscow, what do we do?"
    Pief" "NuKe MoScOw!!! *autistic screeching*

  • @bigchungusdriplord2301
    @bigchungusdriplord2301 Год назад +15

    Rip Rilber

  • @cra2690
    @cra2690 4 года назад +103

    7:58
    Panzerlied is heard as the Germans get Enola Gay’d to oblivion
    Oh the irony

  • @korickarmstrong3468
    @korickarmstrong3468 4 года назад +37

    Girls und Panzers keeps seeping more and more into the videos, I love it!

  • @americafuckyeah8799
    @americafuckyeah8799 4 года назад +25

    I love how Panzerleid kicks in after the carpet nuking starts

  • @joanpinol3580
    @joanpinol3580 4 года назад +37

    Bo plays soviets again
    Me: Guess hes gonna carry the allies again

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 4 года назад +12

    Germany: drops one dude out of a biplane over Moscow
    Truman: I will do what I must

  • @PabloGonzalez-rv9gf
    @PabloGonzalez-rv9gf 4 года назад +12

    FDR: so, how many nuclear reactors we built?
    Truman : 𝕐𝔼𝕊

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 4 года назад +28

    "They're all military targets."
    The second a single volkssturm conscript picks up a weapon, the entire town is fair game for indiscriminate bombing.

  • @Fion195
    @Fion195 3 года назад +13

    7:59 I love how the drop in Panzerleid is synced with the nukes

  • @lutherrunner9828
    @lutherrunner9828 Год назад +8

    RIP Rilber, your finest hour

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia 4 года назад +72

    Truman: We have Germany on its knees.
    Sherman’s Ghost: Good, gooood... Nuke them. Nuke them now.
    Truman: B-but it’s not the American way!
    Sherman’s Ghost: *DEW IT!*

  • @R3GARnator
    @R3GARnator 3 года назад +5

    HE'S SO FUCKING HAPPY!

  • @raxit1337
    @raxit1337 Год назад +5

    Rip Rilber.

  • @kniviritsyn
    @kniviritsyn 11 месяцев назад +2

    9:15 the guy laughing the background literally sounds like that one angry bird

  • @Goldmaykr
    @Goldmaykr Год назад +11

    Rip rilber

  • @falenidio9066
    @falenidio9066 Год назад +9

    rip rilber

  • @bradenanderson6989
    @bradenanderson6989 2 года назад +4

    2:40 This video predicted the Ghost of Kiev

  • @theemperorprotects
    @theemperorprotects 4 года назад +13

    I have re-watched 9:06 about 10 times and STILL cannot determine what noise he made

    • @iqm4574
      @iqm4574 2 года назад

      Lmao i think he smashed his table

  • @markkashchenko628
    @markkashchenko628 Год назад +11

    Rip ribler❤

  • @LordFanor
    @LordFanor 4 года назад +88

    This is good 'n all but I was promised a spanish inavsion of South America :

    • @starstudy8752
      @starstudy8752 4 года назад +2

      I didn't see one either.

    • @DewUrBest
      @DewUrBest 4 года назад +3

      Watch golden's stream, he fought aall of the allies in south america

    • @DewUrBest
      @DewUrBest 4 года назад +1

      @@ekonomija8718 GoldenSpatulas

  • @cyaniderap721
    @cyaniderap721 Год назад +14

    RIP Rilber!

  • @lucasvasconcelos5705
    @lucasvasconcelos5705 8 месяцев назад +4

    Late but RIP Rilber, he gave me good laughs :(

  • @sevzakrevasky
    @sevzakrevasky 4 года назад +15

    When FDR finds a solution to ending the war in Europe by Christmas

  • @jurjen8703
    @jurjen8703 4 года назад +122

    “Don’t worry, they’re all military targets.” - The USAF bombing an iraqi civilian hospital

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 3 года назад +6

    This became relevant for me again 9:00

  • @loganpfarrer3258
    @loganpfarrer3258 5 месяцев назад +4

    Rest in peace rilber wish you didn't pass because you were really funny keeping knocking over cans in heaven man keep it up

  • @thomasdoran8604
    @thomasdoran8604 Год назад +11

    Rip Rilber. Forever happy for Biden.

  • @Drietfoga
    @Drietfoga 4 года назад +15

    8:58 Highlight of the episode

  • @meurtenbaguette
    @meurtenbaguette 4 года назад +10

    "They're all military targets"
    Yeah, they're the target of the military

  • @feanorn8409
    @feanorn8409 4 года назад +8

    8:58 - 9:07 Pure gold :D

  • @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS
    @coltoncarson_UKR-RUS 2 года назад +7

    who would've guest that in 2 years "the battle of kiev" is real

  • @assassin_rk42
    @assassin_rk42 4 года назад +21

    I already know this is going to keep me laughing for atleast a week but, I'm super surprised you're having you know who playing Spain.

    • @JS-iu3ce
      @JS-iu3ce 4 года назад

      Assassin_rk42 please say that last sentence again

    • @assassin_rk42
      @assassin_rk42 4 года назад

      @@JS-iu3ce Nope.

    • @assassin_rk42
      @assassin_rk42 4 года назад +3

      @@aphid2722 This made me laugh for no reason and now I'm worried my sense of humor has been degraded thanks to braun.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 4 года назад +3

      @@assassin_rk42 it really do be like that sometimes

  • @Catman2123
    @Catman2123 3 года назад +34

    Germans at the Nuremberg trials: “What about the Americans? They leveled 20 cities and exposed the world to ungodly levels of radiation.”
    American representative: “Um your honor, let the record show that these places had multiple garrisons and factories and were therefore military targets. Any civilian casualties were merely collateral damage and unintended.”

  • @jimdaburger1590
    @jimdaburger1590 Год назад +6

    RIP Rilber

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 года назад +4

    Germany: *Takes Moscow*
    USA: "I see this as an absolute win!"

  • @predalienplush780
    @predalienplush780 Год назад +6

    Big F for Rilber

  • @marshall8782
    @marshall8782 Год назад +6

    RIP Rilbert

  • @jcj617
    @jcj617 Год назад +6

    Rest In Peace Filber. We all hope that you are just as happy for Biden in the next life

  • @Jacob-pu4zj
    @Jacob-pu4zj 4 года назад +5

    6:04 That's how you win WWII and WWIII at the same time.

  • @jamesh3775
    @jamesh3775 4 года назад +6

    "Don't worry, they're all military targets"
    When you RP modern America in the 40's

  • @Gamingtime79335
    @Gamingtime79335 4 года назад +3

    9:05 for B I D E N

  • @MayDayMei98
    @MayDayMei98 4 года назад +1

    German Paratroopers: (Land and occupy Moscow)
    America: Its a free NUCLEAR TESTING RANGE.

  • @Sunday_fits
    @Sunday_fits 2 года назад +4

    ‘The Battle of Kiev rages on’

  • @thejekky_br5022
    @thejekky_br5022 3 года назад +16

    9:04 im fucking so happy for biden

  • @PrinceOfDolAlmroth
    @PrinceOfDolAlmroth 4 года назад +4

    "they're all military targets"
    Bomber Harris DO IT AGAIN

  • @startrekker4596
    @startrekker4596 4 года назад +13

    Boiz in Kiev Part 2: Nuclear Boogaloo

  • @Gamer-cb6yg
    @Gamer-cb6yg 2 года назад +9

    “They’re all military targets”
    Ah, irony..

  • @yinranzhang1908
    @yinranzhang1908 4 года назад +7

    Ah yes, maskirovka at its finest.

  • @crispykiwi1426
    @crispykiwi1426 4 года назад +8

    Ah yes, just when I was looking for something to watch while eating a meal papa bo comes in with the save

  • @LEGOfilms23
    @LEGOfilms23 4 года назад +12

    "They're all military targets"
    Quote of the day

  • @im12batman44
    @im12batman44 4 года назад +3

    Stalin: Oh shit paratroopers in moscow!!
    USA: tactical nuke INCOMING!!!

  • @Kardia_of_Rhodes
    @Kardia_of_Rhodes 4 года назад +2

    9:05
    Not just a meme, but a mood as well.

  • @sebping7205
    @sebping7205 4 года назад +3

    8:06 "Metro 1944". XD
    9:05 WTF? How many beer bottles are these? XD

  • @saladbruh2625
    @saladbruh2625 4 года назад +1

    Me : ok lets finally go to sleep , the lecture is at 7:30 am
    Bokoen1 *posts new video*
    Me : ... *fuck it* !

  • @a_human8489
    @a_human8489 4 года назад +2

    “!IM JUST SO HAPPY!”
    *throws bottles in excitement*
    SO HAPPPPYYY

  • @republicofminutemanball3916
    @republicofminutemanball3916 4 года назад +1

    As all the nukes go off I'm thinking of that one song luftballoons.