Seems like you don’t have a life and you are two complete strangers live in your head or you need to come here and find the attention from complete strangers on the Internet There’s so much more in the world than you worry about some stupid comments or everybody has the need to shit on them but their hair every week and watch it and if you come here to read the comments that legit shows how low in life you are
Salute to my OG. For 3 years i was his opener, and it's because of that my skillset was allowed to flourish. He truly believes in you giving the stage your ALL. No hindrances. Most veteran comics DON'T allow that.
@@lordfordificationI've been kinda not feeling the pod for the last 6months to a year and don't partake in the comment bashing of the show, but this was THE best episode in recent memory!
@@YourLastWish I wish they’d keep this same approach with some of the better guests but yeah they picked the turd of an episode to do a real interview.
Why do I feel like this is the greatest interview Berty Boy has ever done?.. He doesn’t seem to interrupt & I think he’s learning too! 😄🫶🏼 Love you so much Burnt Chrysler. 🤘🏼
I was hoping Earthquake would be more in comedy mode during this show, but it turns out that telling life stories mode was just as entertaining. Great show.
Man I remember finding Bruce Bruce and Eathquake when it wasn't that easy to find comedy that wasn't on TV and it felt like you knew something special that most people didn't
Same with Patrice, as a 13 year old white kid, Earthquake, Patrice, Bruce Bruce, and Bernie changed my life forever. I do stand up because of these guys. ❤
I don't really think he tries to make it about himself I think that's just how he relates to people is by telling them his experiences that are similar or that are in some way connected. When he does that I just see him saying "I can relate"
Tom: introduces the guest with respect and makes it all about the guest. Bert: interjects, proceeds to make it about him, tells a joke that was from his set 25 years ago, and name drops comedians only for them to be bleeped out.
I do realize how stupid that sounds that your life is so low you come to a channel to read comments just to hate 😂😂 I seriously feel bad for you people you guys are so desperate for attention
I saw Earthquake in Liverpool when he opened for Rock and Chappelle. That was a insanely good evening. Earthquake was unknown to me, and he was incredible. 🎉
I woke up from a nap to Earthquake slumped on the couch with shades on and it looked like he was looking right at me. It was pretty fucking diabolical.
If you all don’t like Bert then why watch it move on, as for you Bert and Tom well done for yet another good show, keep the heads up men you deserve it all, sincerely Mr poor 😂😂😂
Earthquake is the shit. Glad to see him getting his due. Need more like this, where funny people who for whatever reason aren't mainstream get a platform.
if you listened to the story he didnt make it about him, he related to the feeling of following earthquake, and how awesome earthquake was and to thank earthquake for him development deal.
So why do you come and watch it every week? You just have to be like everybody else huh? I mean Bert has been like this since day one, but everybody thinks it’s cool. Your life is so low. You come to the Internet just to get attention from strangers and hate Get a life dude.
Bert's told that stupid story on Rogan about going up after Earthquake, Nick Swardson was one of the comics who didn't go up. It may have been Spade being the second but I can't remember for sure.
Not a great episode for me. Nothing but respect for Earthquake I know he's funny but I couldn't understand the mumbling. You guys should've had Bert be Bert.
I heard Chappelle talk about Earthquake and how hilarious he was maybe a few months or so before Earthquake's Netflix Special came out, and watching it made me genuinely laugh so hard, I had to pause it many times to go back to see you say something I missed,. Chappelle was not blowing smoke, very rarely do people live up to the hype and the reputation they have, and you sir absolutely confirmed how fucking gifted he is at knowing who is a true killer on stage! I have been a big fan ever since and now that I know a new special will be coming probably at least a couple of months or so after he tapes it (which is normal) hopefully they don't make us wait until next summer or something lol they better release it by Christmas, January 31st or Feb 30th 😉🤪🤣 April fools day would be kinda fun as a release date, doesn't matter, the wait will be worth it I already know 🔥😎
No lie. I will laugh myself to death if they made Probation! The very thought of the scenes in that made me laugh. Dave going what you in here for? Weed? N- weed?! Shits legal almost everywhere!
@@Betty-Boop809I think they’re trusting that any real comedy fan would immediately know who earthquake is, which explains why you don’t. They also know Dave Chapelle produced his Netflix special and he’s a legend.
@@Betty-Boop809 if you don’t even know who he is you’re clearly not a serious one lol, or you wouldn’t be like “fat Dave Chapelle? Who’s this?” There’s lots of comedians who’s stand up I haven’t seen but I at least recognize their name when I hear it, and they have a special on an app I have a sub to
Another example of a ledgend comic with at least some respect for bert. He’s not the goat but you guys gotta realize Bert is worth watching or he wouldn’t have the career he does. I didnt like him at first but he grows on you. His enthusiasm for life is contagious
I got to see Earthquake in a small club in 1997 or so in upstate S.C. 25+ years later and it’s still the best set I’ve ever seen. He deserves all the accolades he gets for sure!
Earthquake is Homer Simpsons cousin. Talking about how he almost dropped a nuke because he wanted to go see a rap concert while he was in the Chair Force.
Bert says, it's been great watching you blow up the last few years. Earthquake blew up back in the early 90's. He's actually not as popular as he used to be, but still one of the greats. Bert's dumb.
OMG the probation thing is interesting if your going older comics what if the ppl on probation were younger or newer comics? U got DC young fly, Matt Rife, Shane Gilis, Andrew Schulz, King Bach, and Karlous Miller. That would be a really cool concept and almost like a right of passage. Of course names are interchangeable. Just what I came up with.
Also probation officers in case they can't get the other ones Chris Tucker and of course Martin would also be good replacements. Or even DL, Deon Cole, Godfrey, Mark Curry, or Tony Woods.
I’m slowly morphing into someone who spends more time lately reading the comments for 2 Bears than actually watching the episode 🤣🤦🏼♂️
Seems like you don’t have a life and you are two complete strangers live in your head or you need to come here and find the attention from complete strangers on the Internet
There’s so much more in the world than you worry about some stupid comments or everybody has the need to shit on them but their hair every week and watch it and if you come here to read the comments that legit shows how low in life you are
I think I’m already there.
I check the comments for 10 minutes, it validates my concerns and I bail
Especially this episode, not good, not good at all
Most people hate in Bert. I’m tired of hearing about the comedy scene. Just make me laugh. I enjoyed Bert’s retarded stories.
Salute to my OG.
For 3 years i was his opener, and it's because of that my skillset was allowed to flourish. He truly believes in you giving the stage your ALL. No hindrances. Most veteran comics DON'T allow that.
I can tell how much Bert actually respects someone based on the amount he lets them speak.
He doesn't respect many people at all
I think it's related less to his respect level and more to his comfort level with the person. He respects Tom but he interrupts him a lot
@@tylercrowder3071 that’s very true
"You ain't special, what you do is special" -Earthquake
I'mma use that!
"That's why my names earthquake....I didn't want to f*ck up my good name." I lost it..this is an excellent interview. 😅
The guest was allowed to talk so long I forgot it was 2 bears for a min. Give the episode a chance Bert listens pretty well outside of the intro.
Earthquake: that reminds me of a story...
Bert: (starts talking about when he first met earthquake)
It was a great episode. I don't know why the haters still come around.
@@lordfordificationI've been kinda not feeling the pod for the last 6months to a year and don't partake in the comment bashing of the show, but this was THE best episode in recent memory!
Yep and multiple weeks in a row of boring shit. They speak so high of earthquake and he wasn't even funny once.
@@YourLastWish I wish they’d keep this same approach with some of the better guests but yeah they picked the turd of an episode to do a real interview.
Why do I feel like this is the greatest interview Berty Boy has ever done?..
He doesn’t seem to interrupt & I think he’s learning too! 😄🫶🏼
Love you so much
Burnt Chrysler. 🤘🏼
He's just sleepy
People said this a year ago
I was hoping Earthquake would be more in comedy mode during this show, but it turns out that telling life stories mode was just as entertaining. Great show.
I've not seen him in comedy mode on anything like this
You know someone is in the GOAT territory when Bert shuts up and lets them talk.
Brunt’s scared of African Americans
This is him shutting up?
@@grimeyassweird take. Projection?💀💀
@@sperez3275 facts
Man I remember finding Bruce Bruce and Eathquake when it wasn't that easy to find comedy that wasn't on TV and it felt like you knew something special that most people didn't
Same with Patrice, as a 13 year old white kid, Earthquake, Patrice, Bruce Bruce, and Bernie changed my life forever. I do stand up because of these guys. ❤
If you didn't see Earthquake in the 90's you really have no idea. 🤷🏾♂️
Some times it’s better when Bert actually lets the guest talk.
I think Bert let's the guest talk when he knows the guest will say, "Shut the fuck up!"
Whaaaaaat? That's crazy man you're crazy
Wow, original take. Go somewhere else. There are plenty of podcasts to watch and listen to.
As a comedy fan this was awesome to watch i remember catching Earthquake on comic view on B.E.T. waaaay back in the mid 90s
Bert 30 seconds in, “ how can I make this about me ? “
I don't really think he tries to make it about himself I think that's just how he relates to people is by telling them his experiences that are similar or that are in some way connected. When he does that I just see him saying "I can relate"
@@leemiller8049no
But the rest of the pod is actually some of the best hosting and questions he’s ever done
Tom: introduces the guest with respect and makes it all about the guest.
Bert: interjects, proceeds to make it about him, tells a joke that was from his set 25 years ago, and name drops comedians only for them to be bleeped out.
I lost a bet....I bet it would be 20 seconds before Bert made it about himself.....
You need jesus
Stop watching
You’re 4 minutes into the episode 😂. Sometimes it’s just cool to hear some inside baseball
If you don’t like it then don’t watch it Tom did a podcast where he interviewed people called Tom talks so go watch that you low and loose fgtrtd
What a sad turn of events where i go straight to read the comments before watching any new 2 Bears episodes
U kne bert is reading this 😂😂
I do realize how stupid that sounds that your life is so low you come to a channel to read comments just to hate 😂😂 I seriously feel bad for you people you guys are so desperate for attention
Dude I'll take "20 something all day" haha 😁
@BasedGod-ey5ee dude I'll take "20 something" all day haha 😆
If he was he would have commented by now 🤣
"I ain't no real soldier! I'll practice for war!" That is some funny shit!
To hear so many stories about Earthquake from Tom, Bert and a few other comedians it was awesome to finally see him.
Can’t wait to see that special!
I've watched Earthquake twice on Netflix, and after this interview I'm going to watch it again.
Can't wait for his new special.
I saw Earthquake in Liverpool when he opened for Rock and Chappelle. That was a insanely good evening. Earthquake was unknown to me, and he was incredible. 🎉
Earthquake’s special had me in years. What a monster comic.
that comments are 100% more entertaining then the actual podcast 😭
I came for Tom I left for Blurt.
Hate from Colorado, love you Jeans
Can’t wait for the “you know what I mean” compilation on YMH. Great episode.
Watch out for waspes. And drink plenty of water.
Got stung by a wasp 5 times yesterday while hiking with my dogs. Sent that clip to a friend last night. 😅😅😅😅
I woke up from a nap to Earthquake slumped on the couch with shades on and it looked like he was looking right at me. It was pretty fucking diabolical.
If you all don’t like Bert then why watch it move on, as for you Bert and Tom well done for yet another good show, keep the heads up men you deserve it all, sincerely Mr poor 😂😂😂
The potential jokes from the probabtion office idea? Im already crying. That movie would be so funny!
Dude rented a toaster and ended up paying 5k for it
Im just in awe that neither Tim nor Christine can do a one hour podcast without having to piss...
One of the best episodes in a while and barely anyone watching. Guess that Bert fatigue is real. Pity cause he actually let Earthquake talk 🤯
Earthquake is the shit. Glad to see him getting his due. Need more like this, where funny people who for whatever reason aren't mainstream get a platform.
1:43 in and Bert has already made it about him 😅
if you listened to the story he didnt make it about him, he related to the feeling of following earthquake, and how awesome earthquake was and to thank earthquake for him development deal.
I’m already laughing at the movie!! Make it!!
That wideshot of Brent got him looking like a grown ass hotdog
Jesus Christ Bert when you're seeing a guy flounder like this, you should interrupt
Worst fucking 2B1C ever! WTF?
Where’s “HAMBURGER”!????
How can anyone ask for a hamburger, knowing that a cheeseburger exists.
I can’t believe earthquake knows you two nerds. He’s seriously the most underrated comedian of our time. Thanku Tom and Bevis
I love Earthquake, I sure hope he gets to talk or sits on bert if he interrupts to much because Quake is hilarious off the cuff!
Made it through a minute forty five.
Brave
T-minus 3 2 1… until Bert makes this about him.
So why do you come and watch it every week? You just have to be like everybody else huh? I mean Bert has been like this since day one, but everybody thinks it’s cool. Your life is so low. You come to the Internet just to get attention from strangers and hate Get a life dude.
He watches...@@Chickennuggets18363 because earthquake got him a development deal
Plot twist, he lets Earthquake speak plenty
@@TheDrivewayDetailer303 hey where did my comment go
Just don't watch it then. Many more things to look up at RUclips
Great podcast! You know what I mean?
Bert's told that stupid story on Rogan about going up after Earthquake, Nick Swardson was one of the comics who didn't go up. It may have been Spade being the second but I can't remember for sure.
In the first 30 seconds Bert tells a story about his own success
And your back again for it. Lol. Funny how we are often the architect of our own demise.
@@KogleyBroDude I am here for it. However, I’m not here for dummies using quotes that aren’t relevant to the subject matter.
@@BroHooks when in rome. that first one does apply its just over yo head pimpin
As a long time fan if Tom and Bert... I think this may be the last episode im going to watch for a while.
It's crazy how similar his cadence is to Chappelle. You can definitely tell they've hung out a lot
4:08 Earthquake starts doing House Music with his mouth
Not a great episode for me. Nothing but respect for Earthquake I know he's funny but I couldn't understand the mumbling. You guys should've had Bert be Bert.
I'm all for chilling out but let's pick up the pace.
MAKE THAT MOVIE PLEASE!
First Episode I’ve watched in months
Amazing episode I’ve def heard you guys speak of earthquake but seeing and hearing the legend was great !
Bert's angry alcoholic is coming out more and more. He doesn't hide how angry he gets when people criticize his drinking now
Left the military to become a clown lmaooo
Why does Earthquake give me vibes that he has a picture somewhere of him on a bed, legs open, with no clothes on?
There are so many things in the comedy world that you can listen to...they should call it quits and learn to write some jokes
I heard Chappelle talk about Earthquake and how hilarious he was maybe a few months or so before Earthquake's Netflix Special came out, and watching it made me genuinely laugh so hard, I had to pause it many times to go back to see you say something I missed,. Chappelle was not blowing smoke, very rarely do people live up to the hype and the reputation they have, and you sir absolutely confirmed how fucking gifted he is at knowing who is a true killer on stage!
I have been a big fan ever since and now that I know a new special will be coming probably at least a couple of months or so after he tapes it (which is normal) hopefully they don't make us wait until next summer or something lol they better release it by Christmas, January 31st or Feb 30th 😉🤪🤣
April fools day would be kinda fun as a release date, doesn't matter, the wait will be worth it I already know 🔥😎
Earthquake IS the movie star!
According to Bert, literally every comic ever "just muuuuuurders"
I mean all the ones we hear about pretty much do lol the ones that don't people don't remember their name
Oh no, a guy who likes someone thinks they're funny. What a faux pas.
This episode was incredibly boring for a guy whose name is earthquake
I only watch 2 Bears anymore, when there’s a guest or a guest Bear (Bert’s spot)
Well this was a great episode of earth quake teaches success to 2 bears
Great episode!!!!
BERT told the earthquake story on 2bears 1 cave a few episodes back , without the names edited out lol
Great episode
No lie. I will laugh myself to death if they made Probation! The very thought of the scenes in that made me laugh. Dave going what you in here for? Weed? N- weed?! Shits legal almost everywhere!
Damnit 🥴 Thought they meant Dave Chapelle in the title 😅 Got me!
That’s what they’re hoping everyone thinks so they’ll click and watch
Bait clip
@@Betty-Boop809I think they’re trusting that any real comedy fan would immediately know who earthquake is, which explains why you don’t. They also know Dave Chapelle produced his Netflix special and he’s a legend.
@@cdbarry I’m surely a fake one 😂
@@Betty-Boop809 if you don’t even know who he is you’re clearly not a serious one lol, or you wouldn’t be like “fat Dave Chapelle? Who’s this?” There’s lots of comedians who’s stand up I haven’t seen but I at least recognize their name when I hear it, and they have a special on an app I have a sub to
This is an episode for true standup comedy fans
Another example of a ledgend comic with at least some respect for bert. He’s not the goat but you guys gotta realize Bert is worth watching or he wouldn’t have the career he does. I didnt like him at first but he grows on you. His enthusiasm for life is contagious
Nope. Wrong.
why is bert talking like he's on the same level of comedians as earthquake and his peers 🙄🤔🤷🏾♂️🤦🏽🚫✋💯
Who is earthquake
I used to live in Atlanta, I love hearing about the clubs I used to go to
Wtf? A good episode? Nice
Just thankful it wasnt donnel rawlings
We need a “you know what I mean” compilation for earthquake now
I miss when podcasts where 2 hours minimum
It’s funny when Barf says anything it’s probably a lie 😂
I got to see Earthquake in a small club in 1997 or so in upstate S.C. 25+ years later and it’s still the best set I’ve ever seen. He deserves all the accolades he gets for sure!
Wild to be 51, barefoot, sitting crisscrossed
liquidIV is rich mans koolaid
Glad to see a harris ad on this video
Earthquake is Homer Simpsons cousin. Talking about how he almost dropped a nuke because he wanted to go see a rap concert while he was in the Chair Force.
Earthquake’s special was the best out of the home team.
Pandora doesn’t have this episode, it’s not listed
They’re all just so blessed
No they all just worked for what they have
Samuel L Jackson no way
that's stevie wonder bro
Let me know when the funny comes back.
Bert says, it's been great watching you blow up the last few years. Earthquake blew up back in the early 90's. He's actually not as popular as he used to be, but still one of the greats. Bert's dumb.
Ymh at 2 milli?! Wow blowing shit up!
Jesus, I make $2k a month. Bert talking about $4k a week like it's nothing is insane. California is also stupid.
Only clicked because it stood Chappelle, got damnit
Great show! Great stories! Great guest!... Love it!!!!
MONDAY MORNING GANG
Shut it
My 5 comics for a comedy movie would be Eddie, Mike Epps, Ali Saddiq, Shane Gillis and Dan Soder
oh dang it! i didn't see an ep posted yet, so i got excited and hoped they just decided to cancel the pod completely
OMG the probation thing is interesting if your going older comics what if the ppl on probation were younger or newer comics? U got DC young fly, Matt Rife, Shane Gilis, Andrew Schulz, King Bach, and Karlous Miller. That would be a really cool concept and almost like a right of passage. Of course names are interchangeable. Just what I came up with.
Also probation officers in case they can't get the other ones Chris Tucker and of course Martin would also be good replacements. Or even DL, Deon Cole, Godfrey, Mark Curry, or Tony Woods.
I wonder if Segura is already aware of the sex offender they had as a guest on not today, pal. Drea de Matteo, absolutely disgusting stuff.
Louis CK as a guest would revive 2 Bores
Bert, I often wonder if the one brain cell in your head gets lonely up there.