I love kiryu's expression during the "be my baby" sub-story, it isn't disgust when the wall collapses, it's just disappointment, like he's added another thing in his long list of shit he's seen.
Majima is the most depressed character in yakuza but never shows it in anything but yakuza 0, all because of how after makoto he had nothing to care for anymore
One of my favorite things is the idea that his whole “Mad Dog” persona is just some weird roundabout coping mechanism for him. No need to worry about life if I don’t care bout life and just live in the moment kinda thing
He shows sides of his past self in some scenes where he's more serious like afterhe fights with Saejima in the batting cages (Yakuza 4 i think). I feel like when they went back and made Yakuza 0 they based his personality more on his serious moments that he rarely shows in the series.
He does care a lot for Kiryu and his oath brother saejima. I don't need to explain for Kiryu. But majima literally works his ass off in 4 just to get saejima a seat back in the clan. It's just a lot less extreme than makoto
@@buffalo2344 The ghost lady was just about to grab Kiryu because he had the haunted tape but he dropped the tape, breaking it and making the ghost disappear.
I was eating rice with some steak and some other thing that my mom made tasted Hella good then I watched your video while I was finishing up my steak at the baby part I don’t want to finish it anymore
10:32 this shows jfj's evolution with the yakuza franchise, previous videos he would freak out at just cool punches, now? barely a reaction to this guy geting hit in the nuts harder than any nut shot ive seen in my life
...that Majima impression gave me a heart attack. I dozed off with this vid in the background and then THAT shit sounds out and I fucking hauled my ass out of bed.
Ok I think I finally get the idea behind the baby stuff, it’s the sort of mentality of “I wanna just cut back and let my worries go away as all I have to worry about is being a baby, back to a time where nothing mattered and all I had to do is eat, shit, and cry” it’s almost similar to recapturing your youth but in a very extreme way, because in a way there are times where we all want to take some time to go back to being kids when life gets too hard and we can go back to simpler times, heck sometimes I wish I was back in high school getting ready for plays and playing For Honor with my online friends after school, but ya can’t escape life so we keep going and if you’re lucky you may find a means of enjoying the past every now and then Doesn’t stop Gondawara from being fuckin’ weird though, I understand it but I don’t agree with going that far back
I feel like the Be my baby mission is a right of passage for all Yakuza players. Cause once you finish that mission, no other sub story will surprise you.
...You know, I'm not sure what else to expect from this series after what I've seen today... and now I think I might need some brain bleach from what I just saw.
I looked a little into yakuza 7 and somewhere in there saw this guy 7:01, never seen him before and just thought the whole man baby move was weird. Imagine me after completely forgetting that, watching this.
I honestly cant what i love more, the games weird but awsome nature or the interactions you have with your room mates or even your just awe at every thing in game. What ever it is, its got me hooked. Heres a game suggestion you could try out, Asura’s Wrath. Dumb fun so i thought it would be up your ally.
At around 2:21, my boss overheard the video on my phone and said that it sounded like J was narrating some kinda Zelda porno. His words: "Link, thats suh a big blade to shove into someone".
11:40 now we know that when the game does (character) president of (name) ITS not paused its just the character that are paused how i know look at the background
I love kiryu's expression during the "be my baby" sub-story, it isn't disgust when the wall collapses, it's just disappointment, like he's added another thing in his long list of shit he's seen.
He wasn’t even provoked to fight he decided to start the fight because of his absolute disgust
@@Juan-zi3qs The guy sics his boys on him because Kiryi tried to leave.
So, Kiryu actually is provoked to fight.
Hes like i am really gonna have to beat theses guys asses while they are dressed like babies
Poor kiryu to watch that traumatic adult baby thing XD
The fact that kiryu only canonically survived because he dropped a cursed tape by accident is just so funny to me.
I feel like he could actually fight a ghost
It makes me wonder… why didn’t the previous owner of the tape destroy it?
@@BigA207probably the ghost gave him a 'reward' ?
kiryu crushed it with his ass
Kiryu would just Tiger Drop the ghost
Majima is the most depressed character in yakuza but never shows it in anything but yakuza 0, all because of how after makoto he had nothing to care for anymore
Well he has Kiryu and his brother later on
One of my favorite things is the idea that his whole “Mad Dog” persona is just some weird roundabout coping mechanism for him. No need to worry about life if I don’t care bout life and just live in the moment kinda thing
He shows sides of his past self in some scenes where he's more serious like afterhe fights with Saejima in the batting cages (Yakuza 4 i think). I feel like when they went back and made Yakuza 0 they based his personality more on his serious moments that he rarely shows in the series.
He does care a lot for Kiryu and his oath brother saejima.
I don't need to explain for Kiryu. But majima literally works his ass off in 4 just to get saejima a seat back in the clan. It's just a lot less extreme than makoto
Don't worry, he still got Saejima in Yakuza 4-7.
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Anything is possible with enough duck tape
@@thedumgum9253 Do you mean... flex tape?
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@@tyson-k3r with the power of FLEX TAPE!
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"nobody dies if its not a cutscene"
So JFJ stands for Japanese Foot Job? MY MAN
*Foot jobs are the best kink change my mind*
*FEET*
Horny jail for all of you
I suck toes.
Negoist FEET UGHHHHH YEAH FEEEEEEEET
I love how the censorship is just Magima
Magima doesn't want Kiryu to be corrupted
it's not a censor. majima was really there with a stealth suit
Plot twist it was najima
I can guarantee you, if this was ANY other japanese franchise than Yakuza, you could've totally dated that ghost lady!
Including Konosuba?
@@John-Stark Unfortunately, yes. Though the ghost would've most likely been an insufferable bundle of trash with a moeblob coating...
You mean like Yakuza 7?
I ship it
Everytime a heat move happens I just think "Kiriu never killed no one"
The two that come to mind with this phrase is the hammer one in 0 and the seize gun in this game.
Kiryu: *Shoots someone in the head executioner style*
Fun fact: Kiryu hasn't killed a single person.
Maybe it was a traumatic gun?
Rubber bullets and fake blood! :D
I love how Kiryu will never realise he was inches from death destroying that tape lmao
I know this is 3 weeks old but ehat do you mean im kinda loat here
@@buffalo2344 The ghost lady was just about to grab Kiryu because he had the haunted tape but he dropped the tape, breaking it and making the ghost disappear.
@@anthonynguyen4088 about that, what actually happens if you don't go take care of the ghost?
@@andreadebernardis4390I haven’t in my playthrough rn and it hasn’t affected anything
Buddy said "he looks like he,s from the hidden leaf, im bout to make him believe it" 😂😂
Ye he did say that
This entire video game is slowly converting JFJ into a weeb from the inside-out.
"how much do you wanna keep your channel, bruv?"
I'm dying but its late so im dying quietly
JFJ: "Show me your feet"
Her: *Shows Feet*
JFJ: "YES! YES! YES! YES!"
The fact that New Japan wreslers are in the game makes me so happy. That dude Okada is basically the top guy of the company.
Yeah Okada is cool and all, but nowhere near as badass as Toru Yano
13:29 chat: “the helmet stays on during sex”
1:00 I’m forever thankful for JFJ and Gure for this clip, no matter how rundown it is.
11:32 The “KIRRRYYYU-CHA- is he retarded? What’s wrong with his helmet?” Always gets me wheezing like holy fucking damn
7:40 The only acceptable response to that substory, lmao
Using Majima face as censure.... You made my day dude! I almost collapsed on the floor from laughter!!!
"I forgot that Kiryu smokes" Well, he is smoking hot ^^
18:57 probably my favorite moment from this video
4:57 - 5:01
a story in two frames~
2:25
"Holy fuck this goes on forever - _Im taking the faicus_ "
[Emergency faicus plant acquired]
I was eating rice with some steak and some other thing that my mom made tasted Hella good then I watched your video while I was finishing up my steak at the baby part I don’t want to finish it anymore
You gonna finish that steak bro?
Me Three yes it was tasty
10:32 this shows jfj's evolution with the yakuza franchise, previous videos he would freak out at just cool punches, now? barely a reaction to this guy geting hit in the nuts harder than any nut shot ive seen in my life
9:00 This is a very weird understatement from men in tights
Yakuza is a serious crime drama
...that Majima impression gave me a heart attack. I dozed off with this vid in the background and then THAT shit sounds out and I fucking hauled my ass out of bed.
1:47
"Shafted"
Not Gonna lie that Ghost looking like a snacc.
Kiryu looks perpetually pissed even while smirking and I am amazed at that
Ok I think I finally get the idea behind the baby stuff, it’s the sort of mentality of “I wanna just cut back and let my worries go away as all I have to worry about is being a baby, back to a time where nothing mattered and all I had to do is eat, shit, and cry” it’s almost similar to recapturing your youth but in a very extreme way, because in a way there are times where we all want to take some time to go back to being kids when life gets too hard and we can go back to simpler times, heck sometimes I wish I was back in high school getting ready for plays and playing For Honor with my online friends after school, but ya can’t escape life so we keep going and if you’re lucky you may find a means of enjoying the past every now and then
Doesn’t stop Gondawara from being fuckin’ weird though, I understand it but I don’t agree with going that far back
"posted 43 seconds ago"
top comment is 15 minutes ago lol
He Heat-Moved the Comment Section, that's how.
4:48
This got me to subscribe
Good timing. I just got finished rewatching the second one.
1:40
Wow JFJ when you said you were gonna give him an ass whoppin' I didn't think this is what you meant
A part of me hopes that "EATING MY SOUP" becomes something... even greater...
JFJ: almost too easy
proceeds to get hit so hard he levitates after getting hit with what looks like a mini fridge
I’m now expecting a full Yakuza/Sherlock edit complete with D I S C O M B O B U L A T E
Unironically one of the best playthroughs I’ve ever seen
@8:40 *Yakuza is a SERIOUS CRIME DRAMA...*
16:18 This song is Devil Trigger by Little V,
Little V - Devil Trigger
It's like one of my Japanese animes
2:24 blue poster next to kiryu's head. It's the YOOOOOOOOO guy
“Holy Fuck this goes on forever I’m taking the ficus” lol
13:26 the arowana fish is also called the dragon fish in Asian countries, so in this scene the dragon (Kiryuu) fish eats up the clownfish (Majima)
Yes another episode, I am glad that this series exists, so fun!
How over the top and tough kiryu is during the cutscenes is a glorious addition to this game
7:02 oh no it's that guy
*Be my baby substory starts*
JFJ: NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!!!
Kiryu-chan: *Loses hope in humanity.....AGAIN*
Oh boy! He's doing the bouncer missions, I hope he reaches the Amon Army.
The end is the best perfectly timed cut ever
i KNOW this is an old vid rn but
2:20 , watch the sign in the backround when he drops the knife
just watch
"A deep tickle" yea that will hold up in court
7:29 - I was sooo ready for Majima... but then i remembered :'
kiryu would totally heat move the ring girl
I don’t know why but this 19:00 made laugh so fucking much thanks jfj
Nah, the ghost wasn't gonna kill him. She was gonna give him a good old hug from the back and shout "KIRYU-CHAAAN!!!"
I feel like the Be my baby mission is a right of passage for all Yakuza players. Cause once you finish that mission, no other sub story will surprise you.
“Motherfucker looks like he’s from the hidden leaf village, bout to make you believe it”
16:28 fun fact kazuchika okada is another guess character in yakuza series based on true wrestler
When it comes to this,i become *speed*
Fax
...You know, I'm not sure what else to expect from this series after what I've seen today... and now I think I might need some brain bleach from what I just saw.
16:34 Ey, it’s the Rainmaker! Good old Okada.
what an amazing game, I feel your laughter with the ragdolls.
One of these days J, I’m gonna help you get to play the remasters. Yes they aren’t as good as 0-2, but they have their highlights.
Yakuza is a serious crime drama. Remember that everyone.
3:49 Mason is a national fucking treasure... holy shit I love that guy
8:20 that oh no song popped up in my head
Not surprised that a sock puppet is into feet.
Love seeing the Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada. He's a good boi.
3:57 Mason is a man of culture.
Used to blow up a city block huh....sounds like I have a delivery for CHAZ
We Stan for JFJ ❤️ Love you b
oh yea dude this is p epic 👀
1:42 thats how i feel aswell lol
last time I was this early majima wasn't dead inside
I looked a little into yakuza 7 and somewhere in there saw this guy 7:01, never seen him before and just thought the whole man baby move was weird. Imagine me after completely forgetting that, watching this.
Now imagine me after I actually watch through this and figure out jfj having the same realization. Fuck sakes.
I honestly cant what i love more, the games weird but awsome nature or the interactions you have with your room mates or even your just awe at every thing in game. What ever it is, its got me hooked. Heres a game suggestion you could try out, Asura’s Wrath. Dumb fun so i thought it would be up your ally.
At around 2:21, my boss overheard the video on my phone and said that it sounded like J was narrating some kinda Zelda porno.
His words: "Link, thats suh a big blade to shove into someone".
Kiryu was canonically two inches away from being fucking murdered by a ghost
9:03
I guess you could say 'Time to beat up these babies'.
“He’s dead by the way”
Him:*gets back up*
Mew shoes werent that loud for me, sometimes I would forgerbthat I had them on
... You must have a really loud cat then, that you don't notice the "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW" as you run around.
Plot twist; Kiryu has canonically never killed anyone because Japan’s health care keeps preventing it
He's not dead he doesn't kill he just forever sleeps them
Man that transition at the end was an actual heat move.
Your content and editing is SO funny. Keep doing you man
Dude I swear every episode I just wait to hear KIRYU-CHANNNNNNNNNNNN or GUN
13:16 he did indeed bounce
>YAKUZA IS A SERIOUS CRIME DRAMA
>Skip forward to 16:29
Waiting for experts react to that
Can we start a petition for JFJ to do a full cover of Judgment.
11:40 now we know that when the game does (character) president of (name) ITS not paused its just the character that are paused how i know look at the background
All these weird old dudes from Majima Construction story are famous japanese wrestlers from 80's and 90's, its like having Hulk Hogan as an antagonist
11:30
How does he do that impression so well?!
Suenaga "YEETed" pochitaro while Kiryu turned his back to her
(The classic oh no- THERE GOES MY SOUL OH NO) (Edit: Ragdolls strike again! 13:16)
10:44 gun
I love the cooming reflection