Yakuza Kiwami 2 is fun 3

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  • @NotAnElf
    @NotAnElf 4 года назад +628

    I love kiryu's expression during the "be my baby" sub-story, it isn't disgust when the wall collapses, it's just disappointment, like he's added another thing in his long list of shit he's seen.

    • @Juan-zi3qs
      @Juan-zi3qs 4 года назад +58

      He wasn’t even provoked to fight he decided to start the fight because of his absolute disgust

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 года назад +80

      @@Juan-zi3qs The guy sics his boys on him because Kiryi tried to leave.
      So, Kiryu actually is provoked to fight.

    • @quitegrimm4968
      @quitegrimm4968 3 года назад +2

      Hes like i am really gonna have to beat theses guys asses while they are dressed like babies

    • @paufernandezboj5517
      @paufernandezboj5517 3 года назад +4

      Poor kiryu to watch that traumatic adult baby thing XD

  • @wulfleyn6498
    @wulfleyn6498 4 года назад +640

    The fact that kiryu only canonically survived because he dropped a cursed tape by accident is just so funny to me.

    • @insertnamehere7235
      @insertnamehere7235 3 года назад +43

      I feel like he could actually fight a ghost

    • @BigA207
      @BigA207 3 года назад +19

      It makes me wonder… why didn’t the previous owner of the tape destroy it?

    • @zcgamerandreacts2762
      @zcgamerandreacts2762 3 года назад +14

      @@BigA207probably the ghost gave him a 'reward' ?

    • @k.okirbe
      @k.okirbe 3 года назад +19

      kiryu crushed it with his ass

    • @blueberryslushie9868
      @blueberryslushie9868 2 года назад +16

      Kiryu would just Tiger Drop the ghost

  • @soupgirl1871
    @soupgirl1871 4 года назад +669

    Majima is the most depressed character in yakuza but never shows it in anything but yakuza 0, all because of how after makoto he had nothing to care for anymore

    • @pizzatime4700
      @pizzatime4700 4 года назад +69

      Well he has Kiryu and his brother later on

    • @ObsceneLobster
      @ObsceneLobster 4 года назад +150

      One of my favorite things is the idea that his whole “Mad Dog” persona is just some weird roundabout coping mechanism for him. No need to worry about life if I don’t care bout life and just live in the moment kinda thing

    • @tigerfestivals5137
      @tigerfestivals5137 4 года назад +49

      He shows sides of his past self in some scenes where he's more serious like afterhe fights with Saejima in the batting cages (Yakuza 4 i think). I feel like when they went back and made Yakuza 0 they based his personality more on his serious moments that he rarely shows in the series.

    • @hahalery
      @hahalery 4 года назад +36

      He does care a lot for Kiryu and his oath brother saejima.
      I don't need to explain for Kiryu. But majima literally works his ass off in 4 just to get saejima a seat back in the clan. It's just a lot less extreme than makoto

    • @blushingralseiuwu2222
      @blushingralseiuwu2222 4 года назад +2

      Don't worry, he still got Saejima in Yakuza 4-7.

  • @MiquShiro
    @MiquShiro 4 года назад +715

    "You can't mod real woman" - Mason 2020

    • @thedumgum9253
      @thedumgum9253 4 года назад +28

      Anything is possible with enough duck tape

    • @Zeppelinforeverone
      @Zeppelinforeverone 4 года назад +9

      @@thedumgum9253 Do you mean... flex tape?

    • @tyson-k3r
      @tyson-k3r 4 года назад +5

      Zeppelinforever patch, seal, and repair!

    • @Zeppelinforeverone
      @Zeppelinforeverone 4 года назад +5

      @@tyson-k3r with the power of FLEX TAPE!

    • @pslush1
      @pslush1 4 года назад +4

      WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY

  • @happy_feed
    @happy_feed 4 года назад +458

    "nobody dies if its not a cutscene"

  • @asd7202
    @asd7202 4 года назад +414

    So JFJ stands for Japanese Foot Job? MY MAN

  • @Zinetii
    @Zinetii 4 года назад +302

    I love how the censorship is just Magima

    • @ChronoMoth
      @ChronoMoth 4 года назад +38

      Magima doesn't want Kiryu to be corrupted

    • @Hiirios
      @Hiirios 4 года назад +49

      it's not a censor. majima was really there with a stealth suit

    • @josevega-gs1rr
      @josevega-gs1rr 4 года назад +13

      Plot twist it was najima

  • @KazeMemaryu
    @KazeMemaryu 4 года назад +254

    I can guarantee you, if this was ANY other japanese franchise than Yakuza, you could've totally dated that ghost lady!

    • @John-Stark
      @John-Stark 4 года назад +10

      Including Konosuba?

    • @KazeMemaryu
      @KazeMemaryu 4 года назад +29

      @@John-Stark Unfortunately, yes. Though the ghost would've most likely been an insufferable bundle of trash with a moeblob coating...

    • @pudim6248
      @pudim6248 3 года назад +2

      You mean like Yakuza 7?

    • @krullachief669
      @krullachief669 2 года назад

      I ship it

  • @ice_buddy5461
    @ice_buddy5461 4 года назад +160

    Everytime a heat move happens I just think "Kiriu never killed no one"

    • @funnynamelol3156
      @funnynamelol3156 3 года назад +1

      The two that come to mind with this phrase is the hammer one in 0 and the seize gun in this game.

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 4 года назад +134

    Kiryu: *Shoots someone in the head executioner style*
    Fun fact: Kiryu hasn't killed a single person.

  • @eliasbotte1203
    @eliasbotte1203 4 года назад +91

    I love how Kiryu will never realise he was inches from death destroying that tape lmao

    • @buffalo2344
      @buffalo2344 4 года назад +1

      I know this is 3 weeks old but ehat do you mean im kinda loat here

    • @anthonynguyen4088
      @anthonynguyen4088 4 года назад +18

      @@buffalo2344 The ghost lady was just about to grab Kiryu because he had the haunted tape but he dropped the tape, breaking it and making the ghost disappear.

    • @andreadebernardis4390
      @andreadebernardis4390 3 года назад +1

      @@anthonynguyen4088 about that, what actually happens if you don't go take care of the ghost?

    • @captainunrelatedpopcornfir4177
      @captainunrelatedpopcornfir4177 Год назад

      @@andreadebernardis4390I haven’t in my playthrough rn and it hasn’t affected anything

  • @TheShadowInTheCornerOfYourEye
    @TheShadowInTheCornerOfYourEye 4 года назад +115

    Buddy said "he looks like he,s from the hidden leaf, im bout to make him believe it" 😂😂

  • @bayjammer2748
    @bayjammer2748 4 года назад +69

    This entire video game is slowly converting JFJ into a weeb from the inside-out.

  • @abrittishpanfish6269
    @abrittishpanfish6269 4 года назад +88

    "how much do you wanna keep your channel, bruv?"
    I'm dying but its late so im dying quietly

  • @nikode16
    @nikode16 4 года назад +72

    JFJ: "Show me your feet"
    Her: *Shows Feet*
    JFJ: "YES! YES! YES! YES!"

  • @GodofSnore
    @GodofSnore 4 года назад +46

    The fact that New Japan wreslers are in the game makes me so happy. That dude Okada is basically the top guy of the company.

    • @gabrielandeson3223
      @gabrielandeson3223 4 года назад +4

      Yeah Okada is cool and all, but nowhere near as badass as Toru Yano

  • @somestuff7468
    @somestuff7468 4 года назад +13

    13:29 chat: “the helmet stays on during sex”

  • @kt1787
    @kt1787 4 года назад +14

    1:00 I’m forever thankful for JFJ and Gure for this clip, no matter how rundown it is.

  • @drowsy_spectre
    @drowsy_spectre 4 года назад +10

    11:32 The “KIRRRYYYU-CHA- is he retarded? What’s wrong with his helmet?” Always gets me wheezing like holy fucking damn

  • @EldritchHeart
    @EldritchHeart 4 года назад +17

    7:40 The only acceptable response to that substory, lmao

  • @unknownshadow966
    @unknownshadow966 4 года назад +9

    Using Majima face as censure.... You made my day dude! I almost collapsed on the floor from laughter!!!

  • @DisappointedButNotSurprised
    @DisappointedButNotSurprised 4 года назад +25

    "I forgot that Kiryu smokes" Well, he is smoking hot ^^

  • @eclipsedsorrows
    @eclipsedsorrows 4 года назад +12

    18:57 probably my favorite moment from this video

  • @AuthyArch
    @AuthyArch 4 года назад +14

    4:57 - 5:01
    a story in two frames~

  • @officialxverzusz
    @officialxverzusz Год назад +1

    2:25
    "Holy fuck this goes on forever - _Im taking the faicus_ "
    [Emergency faicus plant acquired]

  • @goodatsomthing5655
    @goodatsomthing5655 4 года назад +138

    I was eating rice with some steak and some other thing that my mom made tasted Hella good then I watched your video while I was finishing up my steak at the baby part I don’t want to finish it anymore

  • @bbutler3230
    @bbutler3230 4 года назад +10

    10:32 this shows jfj's evolution with the yakuza franchise, previous videos he would freak out at just cool punches, now? barely a reaction to this guy geting hit in the nuts harder than any nut shot ive seen in my life

  • @MrLighthouse6
    @MrLighthouse6 4 года назад +19

    9:00 This is a very weird understatement from men in tights

  • @DullSpectrum
    @DullSpectrum 4 года назад +5

    ...that Majima impression gave me a heart attack. I dozed off with this vid in the background and then THAT shit sounds out and I fucking hauled my ass out of bed.

  • @fraser9580
    @fraser9580 4 года назад +16

    1:47
    "Shafted"

  • @zhavorsakhal5880
    @zhavorsakhal5880 4 года назад +18

    Not Gonna lie that Ghost looking like a snacc.

  • @arandominternetperson437
    @arandominternetperson437 4 года назад +3

    Kiryu looks perpetually pissed even while smirking and I am amazed at that

  • @Jomus85
    @Jomus85 3 года назад +4

    Ok I think I finally get the idea behind the baby stuff, it’s the sort of mentality of “I wanna just cut back and let my worries go away as all I have to worry about is being a baby, back to a time where nothing mattered and all I had to do is eat, shit, and cry” it’s almost similar to recapturing your youth but in a very extreme way, because in a way there are times where we all want to take some time to go back to being kids when life gets too hard and we can go back to simpler times, heck sometimes I wish I was back in high school getting ready for plays and playing For Honor with my online friends after school, but ya can’t escape life so we keep going and if you’re lucky you may find a means of enjoying the past every now and then
    Doesn’t stop Gondawara from being fuckin’ weird though, I understand it but I don’t agree with going that far back

  • @themanbehindthepoggers7674
    @themanbehindthepoggers7674 4 года назад +217

    "posted 43 seconds ago"
    top comment is 15 minutes ago lol

    • @-Dezhen
      @-Dezhen 4 года назад +8

      He Heat-Moved the Comment Section, that's how.

  • @lv.2073
    @lv.2073 4 года назад +6

    4:48
    This got me to subscribe

  • @LeuvahkTrigger
    @LeuvahkTrigger 4 года назад +10

    Good timing. I just got finished rewatching the second one.

  • @SpoopyChicken
    @SpoopyChicken 4 года назад +6

    1:40
    Wow JFJ when you said you were gonna give him an ass whoppin' I didn't think this is what you meant

  • @PhoenixElite
    @PhoenixElite 4 года назад +11

    A part of me hopes that "EATING MY SOUP" becomes something... even greater...

  • @Soleial
    @Soleial 4 года назад +5

    JFJ: almost too easy
    proceeds to get hit so hard he levitates after getting hit with what looks like a mini fridge

  • @torus9657
    @torus9657 4 года назад +20

    I’m now expecting a full Yakuza/Sherlock edit complete with D I S C O M B O B U L A T E

  • @Warhawk_of_Chogoris
    @Warhawk_of_Chogoris 4 года назад +1

    Unironically one of the best playthroughs I’ve ever seen

  • @Kelvin_Foo
    @Kelvin_Foo 4 года назад +5

    @8:40 *Yakuza is a SERIOUS CRIME DRAMA...*

  • @friendlyfire3412
    @friendlyfire3412 4 года назад +1

    16:18 This song is Devil Trigger by Little V,
    Little V - Devil Trigger

  • @kazzy2974
    @kazzy2974 4 года назад +27

    It's like one of my Japanese animes

  • @denizgulali7328
    @denizgulali7328 4 года назад +1

    2:24 blue poster next to kiryu's head. It's the YOOOOOOOOO guy

  • @tang1015
    @tang1015 4 года назад +2

    “Holy Fuck this goes on forever I’m taking the ficus” lol

  • @calvin8284
    @calvin8284 3 года назад

    13:26 the arowana fish is also called the dragon fish in Asian countries, so in this scene the dragon (Kiryuu) fish eats up the clownfish (Majima)

  • @Mario9800
    @Mario9800 4 года назад +1

    Yes another episode, I am glad that this series exists, so fun!

  • @ruskenskey4674
    @ruskenskey4674 4 года назад +1

    How over the top and tough kiryu is during the cutscenes is a glorious addition to this game

  • @jason-yi1sl
    @jason-yi1sl 4 года назад +4

    7:02 oh no it's that guy

  • @nacunacato
    @nacunacato 4 года назад +2

    *Be my baby substory starts*
    JFJ: NOPE NOPE NOPE SO MUCH NOPE!!!
    Kiryu-chan: *Loses hope in humanity.....AGAIN*

  • @TeamOneDay
    @TeamOneDay 4 года назад +2

    Oh boy! He's doing the bouncer missions, I hope he reaches the Amon Army.

  • @Battlejose7
    @Battlejose7 4 года назад +1

    The end is the best perfectly timed cut ever

  • @InternetBirb
    @InternetBirb 4 года назад +1

    i KNOW this is an old vid rn but
    2:20 , watch the sign in the backround when he drops the knife
    just watch

  • @MrMcSonny
    @MrMcSonny 4 года назад +5

    "A deep tickle" yea that will hold up in court

  • @Fortirus
    @Fortirus 4 года назад +2

    7:29 - I was sooo ready for Majima... but then i remembered :'

  • @muffin5322
    @muffin5322 4 года назад +8

    kiryu would totally heat move the ring girl

  • @cun7235
    @cun7235 4 года назад +1

    I don’t know why but this 19:00 made laugh so fucking much thanks jfj

  • @berniebroig8745
    @berniebroig8745 4 года назад

    Nah, the ghost wasn't gonna kill him. She was gonna give him a good old hug from the back and shout "KIRYU-CHAAAN!!!"

  • @Slasher9485
    @Slasher9485 4 года назад +1

    I feel like the Be my baby mission is a right of passage for all Yakuza players. Cause once you finish that mission, no other sub story will surprise you.

  • @degenerate3634
    @degenerate3634 4 года назад +1

    “Motherfucker looks like he’s from the hidden leaf village, bout to make you believe it”

  • @virgineternal
    @virgineternal 4 года назад

    16:28 fun fact kazuchika okada is another guess character in yakuza series based on true wrestler

  • @fantasia2674
    @fantasia2674 4 года назад +6

    When it comes to this,i become *speed*

  • @TheDracoStar
    @TheDracoStar 4 года назад +1

    ...You know, I'm not sure what else to expect from this series after what I've seen today... and now I think I might need some brain bleach from what I just saw.

  • @Darkoriax17
    @Darkoriax17 3 года назад

    16:34 Ey, it’s the Rainmaker! Good old Okada.

  • @xmanr0cks
    @xmanr0cks 4 года назад +2

    what an amazing game, I feel your laughter with the ragdolls.

  • @tombraiserzombie2581
    @tombraiserzombie2581 4 года назад +9

    One of these days J, I’m gonna help you get to play the remasters. Yes they aren’t as good as 0-2, but they have their highlights.

  • @Gunzerkingidiot
    @Gunzerkingidiot 4 года назад +2

    Yakuza is a serious crime drama. Remember that everyone.

  • @Zacharygoldberg123
    @Zacharygoldberg123 4 года назад

    3:49 Mason is a national fucking treasure... holy shit I love that guy

  • @jasonharding96
    @jasonharding96 3 года назад

    8:20 that oh no song popped up in my head

  • @G3T_Racket
    @G3T_Racket 4 года назад +1

    Not surprised that a sock puppet is into feet.

  • @iamronchy
    @iamronchy 4 года назад +1

    Love seeing the Rainmaker Kazuchika Okada. He's a good boi.

  • @rktnate14
    @rktnate14 4 года назад

    3:57 Mason is a man of culture.

  • @UmamaGoblin
    @UmamaGoblin 4 года назад +1

    Used to blow up a city block huh....sounds like I have a delivery for CHAZ

  • @6ratsinatrenchcoat369
    @6ratsinatrenchcoat369 4 года назад +1

    We Stan for JFJ ❤️ Love you b

  • @kaioderp
    @kaioderp 4 года назад +10

    oh yea dude this is p epic 👀

  • @gilang26060
    @gilang26060 4 года назад +1

    1:42 thats how i feel aswell lol

  • @snark4611
    @snark4611 4 года назад +3

    last time I was this early majima wasn't dead inside

  • @cheezyguy7119
    @cheezyguy7119 4 года назад +1

    I looked a little into yakuza 7 and somewhere in there saw this guy 7:01, never seen him before and just thought the whole man baby move was weird. Imagine me after completely forgetting that, watching this.

    • @cheezyguy7119
      @cheezyguy7119 4 года назад

      Now imagine me after I actually watch through this and figure out jfj having the same realization. Fuck sakes.

  • @SunsetSonota
    @SunsetSonota 4 года назад

    I honestly cant what i love more, the games weird but awsome nature or the interactions you have with your room mates or even your just awe at every thing in game. What ever it is, its got me hooked. Heres a game suggestion you could try out, Asura’s Wrath. Dumb fun so i thought it would be up your ally.

  • @panzerguitar00
    @panzerguitar00 4 года назад

    At around 2:21, my boss overheard the video on my phone and said that it sounded like J was narrating some kinda Zelda porno.
    His words: "Link, thats suh a big blade to shove into someone".

  • @oivatank
    @oivatank 4 года назад

    Kiryu was canonically two inches away from being fucking murdered by a ghost

  • @spiritlaw
    @spiritlaw 4 года назад

    9:03
    I guess you could say 'Time to beat up these babies'.

  • @archnexus3936
    @archnexus3936 4 года назад

    “He’s dead by the way”
    Him:*gets back up*

  • @John-se6it
    @John-se6it 4 года назад +4

    Mew shoes werent that loud for me, sometimes I would forgerbthat I had them on

    • @YourCrazyDolphin
      @YourCrazyDolphin 4 года назад +1

      ... You must have a really loud cat then, that you don't notice the "MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW" as you run around.

  • @MrMochi-nl1zb
    @MrMochi-nl1zb 4 года назад

    Plot twist; Kiryu has canonically never killed anyone because Japan’s health care keeps preventing it

  • @dinonuggets7148
    @dinonuggets7148 4 года назад

    He's not dead he doesn't kill he just forever sleeps them

  • @cgoodx3647
    @cgoodx3647 4 года назад

    Man that transition at the end was an actual heat move.

  • @jeremyhamilton6623
    @jeremyhamilton6623 4 года назад

    Your content and editing is SO funny. Keep doing you man

  • @deklanhenderson8345
    @deklanhenderson8345 4 года назад +1

    Dude I swear every episode I just wait to hear KIRYU-CHANNNNNNNNNNNN or GUN

  • @criticalmiss6764
    @criticalmiss6764 3 года назад

    13:16 he did indeed bounce

  • @sanken21
    @sanken21 4 года назад

    >YAKUZA IS A SERIOUS CRIME DRAMA
    >Skip forward to 16:29
    Waiting for experts react to that

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy 4 года назад +1

    Can we start a petition for JFJ to do a full cover of Judgment.

  • @sonicletrol4501
    @sonicletrol4501 4 года назад

    11:40 now we know that when the game does (character) president of (name) ITS not paused its just the character that are paused how i know look at the background

  • @veldrim6653
    @veldrim6653 4 года назад

    All these weird old dudes from Majima Construction story are famous japanese wrestlers from 80's and 90's, its like having Hulk Hogan as an antagonist

  • @kadentam2946
    @kadentam2946 3 года назад

    11:30
    How does he do that impression so well?!

  • @liferunner2755
    @liferunner2755 4 года назад

    Suenaga "YEETed" pochitaro while Kiryu turned his back to her

  • @DergehTheDragonFox
    @DergehTheDragonFox 4 года назад

    (The classic oh no- THERE GOES MY SOUL OH NO) (Edit: Ragdolls strike again! 13:16)

  • @0zmage452
    @0zmage452 4 года назад +1

    10:44 gun

  • @Shiestyy21
    @Shiestyy21 3 года назад

    I love the cooming reflection