The actual funny bit was, that he asked "Are you okay?" first, which his roommate accoustically mistook for "Are you gay?". The way you tell it makes one think that you didn't quite get it.
Lol that was me. He could've upgraded a significant amount of abilities with it but he was burning it away on food, hence why. He catched on as to why fortunately.
"Majima never canonically killed anyone" The list: 1) Snapped a old mans neck 2) Stab many people 3) Impaled many people 4) Fractured many bones, then kicking the person into the river, drowning them 5) Broke spines
12:20 Thanks for teaching me how to order multiple food items at once JFJ now I can do those CP challenges quicker than buying one leaving the building going back in buying one etc.
Thanks to your streams I bought two games out of this series and beat Yakuza 0. (Not 100% completion, just main story) Ty, they're fucking great games.
@@liamhart1202 Are you talking about the one where Kiryu stabs a guy and then uses his knee to impale the knife further? Because yeah, that’s also brutal as fuck
hopefully JFJ plays yakuza dead souls. Can we all just take a moment to remember that Kiryu literally used a waiter as a human shield to avoid getting shot and dodged a shotgun blast after it was fired 10 feet away
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*”Majima has never canonically killed anyone.”*
_Proceeds to snap an old man’s neck_
Proceeds to shove nails down someones throat
Proceeds to stab someone with a small sword on the stomach
technically not dead. just traumatized and in fukin' wheelchair.
Paralyzing still doesn't count as killing!
Super Shotgun He got up though!
> Smashes bicycle on Yakuza
"See you in the next LIFE CYCLE."
632 likes, zero comments.
"How 'bout Tour de FUCK YOU!!!"
@@bobbaseballGood Man
Goro Majima has never killed anyone, eithe-
*LITERALLY SNAPS HIS NECK*
*then repeatedly stabs a guy*
*Then kicks a guy off a bridge*
majima didn't kill the guy when he snapped his neck, the lack of air killed the guy.
*stabs a guy in the abdomen*
"Did I Wake you Up?!"
"IM NOT GAY!"
When?
KIRYU CHAN
The actual funny bit was, that he asked "Are you okay?" first, which his roommate accoustically mistook for "Are you gay?". The way you tell it makes one think that you didn't quite get it.
what if you wanted friday night
But JFJ said........
24 CINDERELLA
That's rad!
HOLY SHIT
ITS THE MAIN CHARACTER!
is it?IT IS,MA GET THE POPCORN THE MAIN CHARACTER IS OUT HERE
That’s rad
False alarm its not the main character this is actually the main character 11:22
JFJ is an "innocent" man on the streets.....
*But on the dance floor he's a cold blooded killer*
You mean stone cold killer
@@kraftmaster0313 IS THAT MOTHERFUCKING SOS REFERENCE
Kiryu chan
Can’t wait for the part where he discovers Breaker Style
i can already sense the hype
I'm afraid to say it, but his reaction isn't really that hype. I was there
Howling Wolf whaaat laaame
11:20 oh you know exactly what that is...THAT’S THE MAIN CHA-
Majima is one of the greatest video-game characters to bless this earth.
"Stop burning cash!" Someone said and when i told you "spend it!" You were like naaaaah imma save it. YOU HAD FULL MONEY
Lol that was me. He could've upgraded a significant amount of abilities with it but he was burning it away on food, hence why. He catched on as to why fortunately.
13:51 "I guess Majima's just gonna have to be gay forever"
>implying he wasn't already
12:48 At last, my male fantasy! ♡
"Majima never canonically killed anyone"
The list:
1) Snapped a old mans neck
2) Stab many people
3) Impaled many people
4) Fractured many bones, then kicking the person into the river, drowning them
5) Broke spines
Canonically both characters have never directly killed anybody, except for the dance floor and karaoke, they slay that shit.
"Are you okay?!"
"i am NOT gay!"
Man, this JFJ guy is kinda
R A D !
And kinda
F R E A K Y
Pvt. Groundmiss TWO DOLLARS A CALL
You can actually pinpoint the moment JFJ fell in love with Majima 12:50
5:33 J's reaction has me dying every time I watch it lmao
*Majima has never canonically killed anyone*
Legend style includes stabbing people as a heat action.
the ceo of yakuza wants to know ur location
Go draw more soggs
@@FluffyIronGolems dw i am right now
10:09 to 10:3o has to be the funniest reaction I've seen. My whole face hurts from his much I'm laughing at this since I keep rewinding it.
7:59 Imagine being able to cue up your own boss music like that.
so wheres the main character?
11:20
@@oivatank truth brother, truth.
He first makes a cameo in Yakuza 0 is fun 6
Imagine making the same joke everyone else _stopped_ making because it's only funny the _one_ time
you have to 100% real estate to unlock him
12:20 Thanks for teaching me how to order multiple food items at once JFJ now I can do those CP challenges quicker than buying one leaving the building going back in buying one etc.
Too bad it doesn't work for most of the alcohol places
12:27
Oh, there it is!
12:27
12:27
12:27
12:27
Man, that IS indeed male fantasy
Everybody else: Mr. Shakedown is a fucking nightmare!
JFJ: *Run that lunch money, bitch.*
21:47 LMAO the sound effect got me.
I 100% want that to be the sound that plays when you do heavy attacks w/ the bat
when you joke that someone's the main character but they are actually 100% the MAIN character.
At 0:41 we can see a great example of the secret Joestar technique, question is where did he learn it
The smash cut at 5:00 just as Kiryu smashes that guy with the bicycle is just...perfection.
Whoa! It's the main character! Sock puppet wearing a cowboy hat!
Fugu?
"My skilled hands are busy! You do it!"
11:33 I'm watching Riddick in the background and this is what I hear when Riddick dramatically walks on scene
Its insane how intrusive majimas side stories are, do anything at all and you have like 5 people interrupting you on the way.
Oh, so that's where the fishing mini-game is.
24:34 HAS JOSH BEEN USURPED OH MY GOD ITS OVER THE REIGN OF JOSH HAS ENDED LONG LIVE JAK THE NEW KING!!!!!!!!!!!
What if we kissed.... by Lee's van... haha... just kidding... Unless?
What if we kissed at the empty lot?
14:50 best reaction
15:45 the moment when majima possesses JFJ
Wasn't expecting him to pull out a literall SWORDFISH
That made laugh so hard!
well, not a proper swordfish, but a cannon inside of one.
These videos are so much fun I'm hooting and hollering the whole way through god job sock man
Majima is an upstanding guy he would never and he never actually sexually assaulted a girl in the yakuza series
Majima tought me a valuable lesson, always bring a bat to a fight. The bat is mightier than the fist.
5:25 You just posted nothing! You will lose social credits!
18:50 WTF is that Jon Tron??
No it’s neocranium
“Majima, you brought a bat to a sword fight? Fucking cri-“
BONK
4:56 my favourite part
I died when he insulted the cashier, I had to replay it over and over again
Casually commit murder but not really.
Yakuza is a great game franchise.
I swear to god, all of jfj's reactions are perfect🤣
12:49 CAAAAEEEEESSSAAAAAARRRRR!!!
Can you imagine owning a club with live music just so you can gesture to the band like "EY FELLAS, PLAY MY *BATTLE THEME* "
2:44 when he says Fugu just makes me giggle for some reason xD
I swear these videos just get better and better
6:01 Wait, I've heard that line before.
1:05 why is his inventory full of car parts?
4 years late, but in the previous Yakuza 0 video, he accidentally found out how to duplicate car parts.
14:51 I always knew JFJ was secretly Ninja in disguise.
*SU NAO NI I LOVE YOU!*
TODDOKE NEH WO KETTO
The main character may not kill anyone but no one said anything about not breaking peoples bones. He's like Batman.
You done it again JFJ made me piss myself laughing. keep up the good work my dude.
23:24 hey if even *TOOORGUE* says respecting women is badass, I’d believe him
Majima does
1:05 I'm really questioning what's happening with his weapons there
I L O V E Y O U, also 15:31: when I'm really, really, REALLY hungry at a restaurant
6:18
Never in my life have i said or heard someone say “So a girl that’s been fucking”
Thanks to your streams I bought two games out of this series and beat Yakuza 0. (Not 100% completion, just main story)
Ty, they're fucking great games.
the pause screen after majima snapped the guys neck is so comically timed, i cant...
20:06 JFJ caught in 24K
Oh Muh Gaw
22:36 *Flash-flash-flash-flash-flash*
OFFICERS!!!!!!!
*man gets stabbed* main character: *[HOLY SHIT THAT'S RAD!]*
I've never played Yakuza before but... "That's rad." Seriously I need to get this game now.
8:34 Thanks Neo we all really wanted to know that
That baseball bat finisher is the most brutal shit I’ve seen
So since then have you seen the kiwammi 2 switch blade heat action?
@@liamhart1202 Are you talking about the one where Kiryu stabs a guy and then uses his knee to impale the knife further? Because yeah, that’s also brutal as fuck
@@TheLozfan123 yes
“The hakua building on shichifukwu stweet”
Did anyone else like...hold their jaw in pain just watching that later baseball finisher?
I think it's on par with the box of nails honestly.
"That man is like a crazy lust machine"
uh
no he is not.
0:09 didn't know the marge from the simpsons was in Yakuza now i have to buy this game !!!
"canonically never killed someone"
*ok*
The neck snapping is my favorite thing I like people reacting to
These are definitely some of my favorite videos by you.
Majima has never killed anyo- *CRONCH*
snake skin boots, pony tail? Steven Segal xD
2:49 pov you walk in on The Deep playing yakuza
The first time I played I didn’t know that you go to the phone booth to save and it happened twice after I grinder for hours 😂😭
These one liners are epic
Someone should make an animation that replaces every character with a sock
i had just remembered that you just premiered on my birthday!!!!!! good on ya JFJ!!!!!!!
That fucking karaoke sequence was just so amazing I had to take a breather
"Oh? You are approaching me?.... Oh! Fuck! I should save!" xD
Local Texan never canonically killed anyone
I would genuinely just watch this to watch JFJ kill it on the dance floor
can I just get a video of the socks dancing, thanks
The Yakuza games are some of my favorites so I'm stoked to watch you play them!
I came to the premiere when the karaoke part ended. Bring the cutting board, it's over for me, boys
Seems like just yesterday jfj only had 100 MILLION SUBSCRIBAHS and now he has 50 thousand more. I love your content j.
it's wierd to see majima like this because of what he's like in the later games
5:02 i dont think they're gonna even need a helmet after that
JFJ is a fucking gold mine with no one in it
sock snaps local man's neck and brings him back to life
4:32 JFJ sounds like MC Ride
hopefully JFJ plays yakuza dead souls. Can we all just take a moment to remember that Kiryu literally used a waiter as a human shield to avoid getting shot and dodged a shotgun blast after it was fired 10 feet away
11:22 *"what the shit is THAT!?"*