I am going to think that the percentage of girls that want an axe from their boyfriends is rather low, even if that low percentage would likely be keepers.
For the redhead and blonde having a dark haired child, there's possible explanations. 1) one, or both of the parents have a recessive gene for dark hair. 2) Violet is adopted and is possibly the child of a fallen hero. Bob convincing Helen that they should adopt the child of a deceased friend (and a hero at that) is well within his character. Edit: The term I was looking for was "dormant genes." My bad folks.
So, from what little I understand of a field of genetics that's not well-understood, fair-haired (blond and red) parents can have dark-haired (brown or black) offspring. But what I wanted to discuss is that Violet is named the way she is (in a Doylist sense) because her powers have to do with invisibility, and _ultraviolet_ light is not visible to the human eye for the most port. What I learned during a brief search to make sure that I had my facts straight is this: Greater exposure to sun in populations leads to greater melanin production not just in skin, which we easily see, but also hair follicles, which is logical but not something commonly acknowledged. The type of light that does this kind of eumelanin reinforcement in follicles that grow dark-colored hair is ultraviolet light. It's a stroke of genius, albeit probably accidental, that Violet has black hair. Her genes might even say she gets red hair, but her powers say no.
@gianamo2118 hair color is affected by many genes and is not affected by just 1 gene,. If a terror is affected by just one gene, the dominant and recessive gene can be seen easily.
So I was reading about the Fishing Boat vs Submarine incident, and basically, a North Korean Midget submarine got stuck in a South Korean fishing boat's net, and the fishing boat called in a Corvette to tow the sinking submarine back to a South Korean port for capture.
Silly, but logically sound: They banned AI drawing programs from producing sexually explicit images, because they were afraid people would make images of real people, as if people who actually have the talent to draw their own pictures are any more responsible.
#dankness No one: Absolutely no one: Memellion: Want to feel good about yourself? Me: What? I can feel good about myself? How? What's the secret, sensei? Memellion: Here you go, champ. Another Social Documentary.
7:20 - BTW, “WTH happened here” is “the South Korean fishing boat accidentally caught a North Korean sub, then because of how North Korea is the commanding officers executed their subordinates then killed themselves.” Roughly.
North Koreans used a submarine to spy on South Koreans. Some South Korean fishermen accidentally caught the submarine in a fishing net. The North Koreans killed themselves/each other for secrecy (dictatorships do that to a fella), meaning that a fishing boat took out a whole submarine.
32:29 I asume they are refering to F-35 as in the most modern and advanced stealth fighter jet built and produced by the Lockheed Martin aircraft coorperation as of April 2024. By M2, I think they mean either the early tank built by the USA during the Interwar period (1918-1939) when tanks were still a fairly new technology, or closer to the modern era, the M2 Infantry Fighting Vehicle used to carry and support infantry with light armor and light weaponry.
@@no-oneish3red1e81 How did you meet, if you don't mind me asking? I basically never encounter anyone who even speaks to me outside of my workplace. I only had even a hint of one person liking me and apparently I misread things because she was with someone else. On top of that we didn't have video games or much else in common as it turned out. It's a mystery to me how anyone else manages to find someone.
12:39 That's Ruka from Steins;Gate and he/she is the funniest option for this because somehow they managed to change the past in a way to change his gender (then reversed it later b/c plot reasons)
0:40 Reassure me: this ain't à serious question, right ? I would tend to assume it's à joke, but I know mankind is able to reach an certain level of stupidity, so...
Yesterday some kid got kicked out of his class and permanently moved to my brothers They were talking about domestic violence, the headmaster was teaching She said something like "imagine your mothers head getting caved in" (idk exact words) and the kid started laughing Then he tried to justify laughing saying whatever she said caught him off guard which i agree with but the headmaster wasnt happy with him
6:19 Or if you are an electrician or friends with one they can make a cheater cord and you can have continuous 120V running through it. Or if you feel particularly evil you could make a cord running from your range or dryer.
24:53 My mother is a military spouse. All I have to say is that *they are built different.* Single mother at random intervals, needs to sort affairs for every new duty station and handle moves, and in general has to be an all star. Either your military mom is the most bitter woman you'll ever meet, or she's an all star.
20:32 I think I can answer this question, Mrs Incredible must've had Black hair before, but then decided to dye it red for a color theme, because we don't see anyone else in the family with Red hair but the other siblings have 2 blond hair so that must mean she had black hair before she dyed it red thus the confusion
37:01 yea for some reason when I answer questions on quora I am bigbrain when I on utube I am average and when I am during an important exam I am monke
This is how my hamster died-His name was Cookie and he alway's hung from the top of his cage eventually he started dragging his bakc leg's while walking and when he died we found out it was because he fell and broke him back.....Also I have a dead baby kitten named sugar in my freezer for the past year
20:32 first of all, red hair is a recessive trait, meaning that both parents need the gene for a kid to have it. Second of all, hair color genes are *way* more complicated than “if a person’s parents have these hair colors they must have one of these hair colors”. My dad was a ginger, my mom’s a brunette (although she also has the recessive ginger gene), and my brothers and I were all born blonde. Two of us turned brunette, the other two are now dirty blonde. So if Mr. Incredible had both blonde and black hair genes, then it’s entirely reasonable for him to have a ravenette kid.
12:55 I paused in the middle of this one and when I unpaused I just heard "scissor with your mirror at midnight and you win." and I genuinely thought that I was tweaking for a moment
3:26 sit her down and tell her straight up that you're 24 and an adult older than she is, she is not, will not be, and would never be your mother and that she's a whorish homewrecker who doesn't have your respect and that's she's as important to you as your dad's marriage vows was to him, then you should leave her in tears by telling her that I've never in my life thought your father would remarry let alone date down as a cheater, talk about a 2 tryna be an 8, then leave the house and shut my phone off
for the lil + the last reason u where in the hospital for me would be and I quote "my brother hit me in the eyebrow with a foam ipad case and I started bleeding like from eye brow to foot" its a mouth full
10:24 giving her a weapon and an axe of all things! That is how to get murdered 101 One period and a missed text later and bam! That thing is logged on your head.
33:38 wait I thought it was a pentology... because of infinity war. there was another, but i have forgotten it. it makes so much more sense if you watch the other two movies.
I am going to think that the percentage of girls that want an axe from their boyfriends is rather low, even if that low percentage would likely be keepers.
As a girl i can say its higher than you think.
Most definitely higher than you think.
It's pretty high already
I am not a female
My wife’s favorite gift was when I gave her a tractor!
For the redhead and blonde having a dark haired child, there's possible explanations.
1) one, or both of the parents have a recessive gene for dark hair.
2) Violet is adopted and is possibly the child of a fallen hero. Bob convincing Helen that they should adopt the child of a deceased friend (and a hero at that) is well within his character.
Edit: The term I was looking for was "dormant genes." My bad folks.
Danm rule 34 artists, I went on posts saw this and had an incest tag. I'll sue them for it thank you for telling me
or violet just Dyed her hair
Black hair is dominant though so they couldn’t have had a black recessive gene (unless there is more to it than what is taught in highschool bio)
So, from what little I understand of a field of genetics that's not well-understood, fair-haired (blond and red) parents can have dark-haired (brown or black) offspring.
But what I wanted to discuss is that Violet is named the way she is (in a Doylist sense) because her powers have to do with invisibility, and _ultraviolet_ light is not visible to the human eye for the most port. What I learned during a brief search to make sure that I had my facts straight is this:
Greater exposure to sun in populations leads to greater melanin production not just in skin, which we easily see, but also hair follicles, which is logical but not something commonly acknowledged. The type of light that does this kind of eumelanin reinforcement in follicles that grow dark-colored hair is ultraviolet light. It's a stroke of genius, albeit probably accidental, that Violet has black hair. Her genes might even say she gets red hair, but her powers say no.
@gianamo2118 hair color is affected by many genes and is not affected by just 1 gene,. If a terror is affected by just one gene, the dominant and recessive gene can be seen easily.
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Respect
Legend
Is it just me or does that kinda look like genshin impact
@@The.accurate.angels Pretty sure it's Aether but I don't recognise the woman
@redwolf2594 yesssss I knew it
So I was reading about the Fishing Boat vs Submarine incident, and basically, a North Korean Midget submarine got stuck in a South Korean fishing boat's net, and the fishing boat called in a Corvette to tow the sinking submarine back to a South Korean port for capture.
See you next year, space cowboy.
*The real folk blues starts playing*
@@Hexx1ng your gonna carry that weight.
@@AFordFlex2377 eh?
I kinda love the fact that the video started off toxic and slowly got more wholesome thanks and love your work.
24:37 the hero we need, but I really need another hero who gives me more context from this “event”
First off the furry community isn't that bad. Although I do agree with you
@@iamadumbdumb3041 So you are among the amount of furries that don't do the bad things?
@@TinyDragonGamer250 What bad things?
@@iamadumbdumb3041 >:)
I think you can guess for yourself buddy.
@@TinyDragonGamer250 My name is I am a dumb dumb for a reason
11:38 They had us in the first half, not gonna lie
Absolutely had us in that first half
I didn't think there was a 2nd half so I was legitimately bamboozled
İ was like "wtf dude ?!" untill i saw the second halfs last two sentenses.
21:44 this is the type of school that expects you to work at minimum wage and magically become rich when you grow old because you went to college
Silly, but logically sound: They banned AI drawing programs from producing sexually explicit images, because they were afraid people would make images of real people, as if people who actually have the talent to draw their own pictures are any more responsible.
Drawing your own lewd images of people takes more effort so most people would be discouraged from doing it
@@champ1159 You underestimate the determination of horni artists, my guy
@@champ1159 MOST also anyone who has that talent has and will do it
i stared at aether in a dress with thicc thighs and twintails for a long time, longer than i expected i would
You're talking about this you 21:01 right
I wonder what her new name is
@@johnsatan117 Aethena
same bro
same
38:05 I wasnt expecting to see them in this video! That manga is hilarious 😂
sauce?
@@oh-noe nan hao and shang feng
@@_QuitingReal1ty_ ｔｙ
its the wrong manga one
It will take me all year to finish these memes.
1:26 I shall do the way of master RUclips
You mo-
i remember watching this yesterday and it was funny. i get some sleep, come back and now it's a ton of wholesome memes? what sorcery is this?
14:09. 27:57
Holy shit, Honkai is finally well known enough to be appearing in memes.
Happy new years everyone!! :)
Epic video btw
Your a day or 2 early
Thank you I understand u meant early good luck on ur battles
#dankness
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Memellion: Want to feel good about yourself?
Me: What? I can feel good about myself? How? What's the secret, sensei?
Memellion: Here you go, champ. Another Social Documentary.
16:53 I...I already saw that symbol before, but forgot...and yet I feel like this will not end well for the robot.
Omochochan
Omochan
10:30 Me a blade collector: You underestimate my power
Let’s be honest, some of us clicked this video because of the thumbnail (I am one of those people)
Edit: it’s at 20:57 (I found it)
So does it ever appear?
@@Sombody1304-ik1jl
21:00
@@Sombody1304-ik1jl 20:57
I didnt got what happened there. The girl with brown hair was a boy?
Same
Classroom safety pods… 💀😭 you know shit hit the fan when you got dedicated bulletproof shelters in a classroom
10:30
"I'm gonna kill youw ith my love!"
"Awwww that's so sweet!!"
*Takes out axe with hearts on it*
This vid;
99.9% sex and stuff
0.01% wholesome memes
7:20 - BTW, “WTH happened here” is “the South Korean fishing boat accidentally caught a North Korean sub, then because of how North Korea is the commanding officers executed their subordinates then killed themselves.” Roughly.
32:34 If one wished to get a glove like that, how would they do that? Asking for a friend...
7:20 ok but what actually happened here? We can’t just gloss over this
North Koreans used a submarine to spy on South Koreans. Some South Korean fishermen accidentally caught the submarine in a fishing net. The North Koreans killed themselves/each other for secrecy (dictatorships do that to a fella), meaning that a fishing boat took out a whole submarine.
1:38 I'm in this meme.
32:29 I asume they are refering to F-35 as in the most modern and advanced stealth fighter jet built and produced by the Lockheed Martin aircraft coorperation as of April 2024.
By M2, I think they mean either the early tank built by the USA during the Interwar period (1918-1939) when tanks were still a fairly new technology, or closer to the modern era, the M2 Infantry Fighting Vehicle used to carry and support infantry with light armor and light weaponry.
A girlfriend who plays video games literally is the one thing I want, and also the one thing I apparently can't have.
Honey, you can find someone who is like that, I did but due to my lesbianism she is my gf🙂
@@no-oneish3red1e81 How did you meet, if you don't mind me asking? I basically never encounter anyone who even speaks to me outside of my workplace. I only had even a hint of one person liking me and apparently I misread things because she was with someone else. On top of that we didn't have video games or much else in common as it turned out. It's a mystery to me how anyone else manages to find someone.
12:39 That's Ruka from Steins;Gate and he/she is the funniest option for this because somehow they managed to change the past in a way to change his gender (then reversed it later b/c plot reasons)
24:16 mine would be ‘lil slipped on a rug and broke my ankle again’
0:40 Reassure me: this ain't à serious question, right ? I would tend to assume it's à joke, but I know mankind is able to reach an certain level of stupidity, so...
27:53 Be sure to pick it up with tongs. Give it about 20 washings with the ultra stain remover. It is now safe to touch it directly.
Yesterday some kid got kicked out of his class and permanently moved to my brothers
They were talking about domestic violence, the headmaster was teaching
She said something like "imagine your mothers head getting caved in" (idk exact words) and the kid started laughing
Then he tried to justify laughing saying whatever she said caught him off guard which i agree with but the headmaster wasnt happy with him
#dankness
me: sitting alone in my room and sneezes
hears bless you
me: thank yo- wait a fucking minute
6:19 Or if you are an electrician or friends with one they can make a cheater cord and you can have continuous 120V running through it.
Or if you feel particularly evil you could make a cord running from your range or dryer.
24:53 My mother is a military spouse. All I have to say is that *they are built different.* Single mother at random intervals, needs to sort affairs for every new duty station and handle moves, and in general has to be an all star. Either your military mom is the most bitter woman you'll ever meet, or she's an all star.
Heh.
"Affairs".
Phrasing.
@@DGneoseeker1 heh
1:10 modern problems require modern solutions
6:46 “ayo cj where our train at”
39:47 My old music teacher said her hamster fell into a blender.
8:31 where is my vacuum sealed lasagna john
13:15 Please tell me she became Ugo's friend and it was very wholesome or I will cry.
she became ugos friend and it was very wholesome.
hope I saved you from crying, even if I am late.
@@darthjayder9914 Thank you. 😌
6:44 CJ still ain't following THE DAMN TRAIN
Omg that last meme was soo wholesome 😭
20:32 I think I can answer this question, Mrs Incredible must've had Black hair before, but then decided to dye it red for a color theme, because we don't see anyone else in the family with Red hair but the other siblings have 2 blond hair so that must mean she had black hair before she dyed it red thus the confusion
"...or this doggo will start dating your mom" Jokes on you, my mom's in jail
25:42: If you didn’t catch it, look at what the boy is holding
Your service is very appreciated
37:01 yea for some reason when I answer questions on quora I am bigbrain when I on utube I am average and when I am during an important exam I am monke
My rap name is fricken “lil depression” or “lil self harm”
46:00 Mom: "why is there a charge on my credit card for $200?"
This is how my hamster died-His name was Cookie and he alway's hung from the top of his cage eventually he started dragging his bakc leg's while walking and when he died we found out it was because he fell and broke him back.....Also I have a dead baby kitten named sugar in my freezer for the past year
20:32 first of all, red hair is a recessive trait, meaning that both parents need the gene for a kid to have it. Second of all, hair color genes are *way* more complicated than “if a person’s parents have these hair colors they must have one of these hair colors”. My dad was a ginger, my mom’s a brunette (although she also has the recessive ginger gene), and my brothers and I were all born blonde. Two of us turned brunette, the other two are now dirty blonde. So if Mr. Incredible had both blonde and black hair genes, then it’s entirely reasonable for him to have a ravenette kid.
24:12 Lil Fainted actually goes pretty hard ngl
12:55 I paused in the middle of this one and when I unpaused I just heard "scissor with your mirror at midnight and you win." and I genuinely thought that I was tweaking for a moment
1:19 pov: thats druid from terraria that turned into tree
I feel so bad but at the same time I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣
26:39
I just got that joke 😂
All you had to do was follow the train, CJ.. lol
Hey! That's me!
I'm the introvert with an extrovert best friend. He drew my profile pic.
#dankness
Friendly reminder that if you are adopted,
your parents wanted you to be their child.
pikachu noticed MORE weed
14:57 welp. Guess i'm invading a foreign country.
While looking like a cat girl
7:03 mushrooms is both close to animals and vegetables
6:46 Dammit, CJ! I told you to follow the train!
14:57 yeah pretty accurate, especially the one on the right
6:45 all you had to was follow that damn train cj
5:04 left me in tears
17:41
Tired of drowning? Drink all the water
16:53 the designers knew what they're doing💀
20:30 not "someone" cheated, it's always the mom.
34:11 Notice how it's MOOD says fear and not scary or ect.
3:23 I mean you can tell her to “respect your elders”
10:30 very accurate, all of us want a mountaineer's axe with heart-shaped holes and bronze reinforced shaft from japan, muromachi period, 14th century
2:38 the best way to be on an eternal chain of blackmail.
24:07 the fact that I did this with the love live visual novel hurts but is still funny to me
3:26 sit her down and tell her straight up that you're 24 and an adult older than she is, she is not, will not be, and would never be your mother and that she's a whorish homewrecker who doesn't have your respect and that's she's as important to you as your dad's marriage vows was to him, then you should leave her in tears by telling her that I've never in my life thought your father would remarry let alone date down as a cheater, talk about a 2 tryna be an 8, then leave the house and shut my phone off
I... I quickly googled Art of zoo and I said
"Oh.. oH FUCK no..."
Thankfully my parents didnt watched..
for the lil + the last reason u where in the hospital for me would be and I quote "my brother hit me in the eyebrow with a foam ipad case and I started bleeding like from eye brow to foot" its a mouth full
lil head trauma
14:55 thx for the shoutout 💜💜
7:30 okay you are a native, but not a Super One.
1:36 I know it’s a joke but “your” is the correct spelling in this scenario
I guess you gotta call me Lil Siezure from now on 😅
45:50 aww look, It's an emotion I don't get from her. *LOVE*
10:24 giving her a weapon and an axe of all things! That is how to get murdered 101
One period and a missed text later and bam! That thing is logged on your head.
47:12 - Tags: helltaker, Lucifer_(helltaker), tears. Bottom of first page.
47:21 - Itadaki Sekai (i think)
6:20 they about to do the electric Boogaloo
I searched art of zoo and fainted for 1 day 💀
37:50 That's not how you do blackmail.
24:15 lil fire ant
Side note: I'm allergic to fire ants
10:41 *choking on the amount of mommy*
Dogo: new title unlocked (necrophiliac)
I can't get over how the robot pronounces "Phoebe"
6:44 " all you had to do was follow the d### train cj
Oh god im losing too much brain cells
i am gonna search art of zoo at a random day
Alternative Title: Why most people should have interest privileges revoked
24:15 lil visit to grandma a few days after her surgery
11:40 really got us in the first half 💀
33:38 wait I thought it was a pentology... because of infinity war. there was another, but i have forgotten it. it makes so much more sense if you watch the other two movies.
0:35 America moment lol
14:57
The best part is when a guy has both. A psychopathic femboy is quite something.