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"Which College You From?" | Stand-up Comedy by Devesh Dixit

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  • Опубликовано: 11 авг 2019
  • These are jokes and just jokes and nothing else so help me God.
    Instagram- / dixitdevesh

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  • @mazirabbasi
    @mazirabbasi 5 лет назад +10810

    My friend has done mba from Amity and I can assure sab students wahan ke chutiye nahin hote. Kuch maha-chutiye bhi hote hain.

  • @anubhav6392
    @anubhav6392 5 лет назад +7168

    Plot twist : 'Nyoda' wali bhi Amity se thi

    • @the_Indian_solo_traveller
      @the_Indian_solo_traveller 5 лет назад +177

      Hahahaha but wo NOIDA hi hai
      New okhala industry development Authority

    • @mridulvenus1357
      @mridulvenus1357 5 лет назад +67

      @@the_Indian_solo_traveller sabko pta hai bhai.. kisko bta rha hai?? Khud ko??... Humour k liye jagah rkhna chahiye

    • @rajaskulkarni9374
      @rajaskulkarni9374 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @shantnuqwerty
      @shantnuqwerty 4 года назад +59

      @@the_Indian_solo_traveller ye bhi amity se hi hai !

    • @neerajverma942
      @neerajverma942 4 года назад +4

      Shi baat..😂😂😂✌️✌️

  • @aditya.lakhani
    @aditya.lakhani 3 года назад +947

    When he said "I do the jokes, okay", I immediately hit the like button for that 😂

  • @rupshaghosh5607
    @rupshaghosh5607 5 лет назад +4573

    I'm crying. Just took admission yesterday
    (edit: I've passed out. now I miss college)

    • @meghanaganyal
      @meghanaganyal 5 лет назад +370

      It's okay, that's just a fun video
      Take it lightly btw no college can decide your career

    • @anshumanjha2035
      @anshumanjha2035 5 лет назад +1058

      Ye baatein chupane wali hoti hai😂

    • @princekumarmehta8788
      @princekumarmehta8788 5 лет назад +114

      The power should be in side you.....university provides you the proper environment to grow your skills.. If they don't do then you can do it by yourself too....
      Uni will give you certificate but your skills will you give the job amd a better future... So don't worry about that....
      BTW I am also a studnet of engineering in CSE...

    • @ridhiculously
      @ridhiculously 5 лет назад +95

      may lord be with you

    • @shortvines9084
      @shortvines9084 5 лет назад +16

      Kitni fee he bro

  • @srrs007
    @srrs007 5 лет назад +1997

    Amity University is looking for your address to sue you. And guess what the lawyer is from Amity itself.
    Me- wo chutiya kya sue karega😂😂

    • @yashasvisharma7027
      @yashasvisharma7027 5 лет назад +71

      kya pata usne sue karne wali class hi miss kardi ho ;)

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 5 лет назад +11

      @@yashasvisharma7027 ha bhai flexible course, chill environment aur pata nahi kya kya h Amity me

    • @akashkumarsingh9010
      @akashkumarsingh9010 5 лет назад +5

      Kabhi amity ke bare main real main pata bhi kiya hai ki uska rankings kya hai ya attendance ka system kya hai
      First do some research before saying anything publicly

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 5 лет назад +22

      @@akashkumarsingh9010 Amity ki rankings, placements.....O bhai I'll do the jokes. Okay?

    • @Shubhamforall
      @Shubhamforall 5 лет назад +8

      Akshay Kumar : Ye bahot hi difficult course hai bahot hi kam log kar paate hai 😂

  • @SecondFool
    @SecondFool 4 года назад +302

    The Savage Reply you gave to that woman at 0:24 You gained a massive fan. Keep it up, sir!

    • @MRprantikdas
      @MRprantikdas 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/9mbMHBVkchM/видео.html

    • @the_picsopedia
      @the_picsopedia Год назад +6

      So what's your mass? I'm really curious now. 😱😱

    • @Being_Thakur
      @Being_Thakur 11 месяцев назад

      @@the_picsopediavisit their channel may your ashhhh curiosity will solve

  • @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338
    @youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338 4 года назад +721

    Amity MBA student after graduation : "Kisaan Fawarra STOCK simit hai"

  • @maheshmishra7490
    @maheshmishra7490 5 лет назад +2298

    The fact that most of the comedians are IIT Graduates says a lot of stuffs about other universities.

    • @mumin9436
      @mumin9436 5 лет назад +50

      Which are the comedians who finished IIT

    • @ojasvkamal5788
      @ojasvkamal5788 5 лет назад +407

      @@mumin9436 Biswa kalyaan Rath- IIT KHARAGPUR
      Varun Grover- IIT BHU
      Vipul Goyal- IIT BOMBAY
      And almost the whole TVF team

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 5 лет назад +147

      @@ojasvkamal5788 Piyush Sharma - IIT bombay

    • @angryprogrammer7788
      @angryprogrammer7788 5 лет назад +27

      Weird but true

    • @ryhimanshshukla8228
      @ryhimanshshukla8228 5 лет назад +94

      @@ojasvkamal5788 you forget Rivaldo from IIT bombay.

  • @ay-by9qs
    @ay-by9qs 4 года назад +561

    "Koi to hai chhupa raha?"
    " thik hai, isme btaane laayak koi baat bhi nhi hai" 😂

  • @yoddha24
    @yoddha24 4 года назад +155

    GD Goenka gives tough competition to Amity now with lowering academic standards. They had a Dean School of Engineering with fake PhD

  • @Itss_Rakesh
    @Itss_Rakesh 4 года назад +403

    Irony thing is i sent this to my frnd who studies in Amity & he's like kya hi defend kru ab iss baat ko "Jo sachhai hai wo hai, bacche chutiya aur amity bhi chu" i laughed even more 😂

    • @abhishek_soni1
      @abhishek_soni1 4 года назад +3

      Irony kaha h bhai isme?

    • @animealpha4795
      @animealpha4795 4 года назад +13

      @@abhishek_soni1 amity se hoga aur khudki hi baat kar raha hoga.

    • @sanasayed5793
      @sanasayed5793 4 года назад +3

      First learn the Meaning of "irony"😂

    • @Thehanger96
      @Thehanger96 3 года назад +2

      @@sanasayed5793 are you from amity university?😃

    • @MRprantikdas
      @MRprantikdas 2 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/9mbMHBVkchM/видео.html

  • @nishantsharma4239
    @nishantsharma4239 5 лет назад +662

    The video should be called roast of Amity University 😂😂😂

  • @ayushibansal9315
    @ayushibansal9315 4 года назад +1076

    "Isme hasne ki koi baat nhi thi. Nahi, thi actually."

    • @cine-mix
      @cine-mix 4 года назад +30

      matlab aap bhi amity se ho vaise patna amity se kya🤣🤣

    • @pratapsinghgour2290
      @pratapsinghgour2290 4 года назад +3

      haha..bohot shi

    • @abhaysaxena3137
      @abhaysaxena3137 4 года назад +1

      Lol why

    • @yourfather807
      @yourfather807 4 года назад +6

      @@cine-mix usne punch line Mari bhai

    • @no_thesed3071
      @no_thesed3071 4 года назад +4

      Dumb rich students go to amity .
      They produce pseudo graduates....duh

  • @virtualg00
    @virtualg00 5 лет назад +684

    I was a student of Amity kolkata and I gave jee along with 1st year and got into NIT Durgapur. I can relate most of the jokes here😂😂

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 5 лет назад +57

      Amity to nit dgp
      Frustration to jokes

    • @avaliduser2685
      @avaliduser2685 5 лет назад +10

      Hey santam i would like to know some details about Amity kolkata can we talk?

    • @danishrajput0199
      @danishrajput0199 5 лет назад +14

      Kuc bate chupate wali hoti h :/

    • @shuntz
      @shuntz 5 лет назад +8

      B C roy😂

    • @adityadas5015
      @adityadas5015 5 лет назад +14

      Even I was supposed get myself in NIT DGP but Metallurgy and Material Engineering so dropped the idea and took admission in JALPAIGURI GOVERNMENT ENGINEERING COLLEGE in IT, this year,now reading your comment satisfying karma😉

  • @nayanikasharma9419
    @nayanikasharma9419 4 года назад +764

    All the dislikes from Amity students 😂😂

  • @yeeehawww
    @yeeehawww 4 года назад +38

    "aapke client pe murder ka charge hai. Kuch kehena hai aapko?"
    "haa sir... mein keh rha huin raat gai baat gai"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @shailesh7605
    @shailesh7605 5 лет назад +863

    My ex girlfriend studies at Amity, Noida. HAHAHAHAHAHA 😂 Bad Karma.

    • @someshrathi9268
      @someshrathi9268 5 лет назад +64

      It's not Noida, it's Nyoda

    • @rahulsah6125
      @rahulsah6125 5 лет назад +4

      @@someshrathi9268 😂😂

    • @kiranwadwalkar44
      @kiranwadwalkar44 5 лет назад +3

      I Do Joke 😂😂😂

    • @taarnikaur6750
      @taarnikaur6750 5 лет назад +12

      Shailesh Mahanta Even my ex boyfriend is also from Amity Noida Bichare ne Pehle12th Ke Baad Break li. Then sala gaya phir ghumke Amity Ko Hi.. Bsc kari phir vahin Tak nhi ruka Msc Bhi vahin se kari..😶😏

    • @housestark3244
      @housestark3244 5 лет назад +7

      Same with me bro 🤣
      Saala waha laundiyabazi ke siva kuch hota nahi hai!

  • @sonam4157
    @sonam4157 3 года назад +83

    I will do the jokes.. just killed it.. his presence of mind is awesome

  • @aqueenabraganza3164
    @aqueenabraganza3164 4 года назад +29

    I feel bad for myself at this point 😂😂R.I.P Amity!🌸

  • @theanonymous7546
    @theanonymous7546 4 года назад +19

    Nyoda? These kind of people make my skin crawl.

  • @silvers_yt
    @silvers_yt 5 лет назад +99

    "Acha ek baat btau kuch baatein na chupaane wali hoti h"😍🤣🤣👍

  • @swatiupadhyay714
    @swatiupadhyay714 5 лет назад +76

    The way he delivers his lines! Deserves a standing ovation 🙌

  • @adityagarg259
    @adityagarg259 5 лет назад +11

    "Batane waali baat bhi nhi hai !" You just freaking got my respect broooo

  • @AbhishekGupta-po5tl
    @AbhishekGupta-po5tl 5 лет назад +55

    Dude.. seriously u are just amazing
    The humour u can create out of any topic is just great
    I have heard lots of stand ups, but u are simply awesome
    Please do add more videos
    And thanks for the entertainment

  • @kausainkhan1633
    @kausainkhan1633 5 лет назад +169

    Andhere me bethe the chup chap nikal jaate😂😂😂

  • @VikasVerma-ex5mf
    @VikasVerma-ex5mf 5 лет назад +166

    Dj Aqeel...😍🤣🤣👍 Killer punchline 😂😂😂

    • @vdeojunkie
      @vdeojunkie 5 лет назад +4

      Vikas Verma what was the joke there?

    • @SilenceSerene
      @SilenceSerene 2 года назад +3

      @@vdeojunkie admission lele smjh aa jayega

    • @MohanKumar-jp4tn
      @MohanKumar-jp4tn 2 года назад

      4:02 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @VikasKumar-nq8if
    @VikasKumar-nq8if 4 года назад +23

    This is on another level man. One of the best ever standup have ever seen.

  • @samidhakarve4793
    @samidhakarve4793 5 лет назад +73

    In the absence of Sumit Anand you fill up that void with great content. Cometh the hour cometh the man

  • @ashutoshpattnaik824
    @ashutoshpattnaik824 5 лет назад +79

    The best part of today is seeing the notification of your video.
    PS- Kamar me lachak to he bhai

  • @mescarface1
    @mescarface1 5 лет назад +369

    Pink floyd pritam sab eak ho chuke he

    • @darkhorse640
      @darkhorse640 5 лет назад +2

      kisko compare kar diya

    • @navdeepgautam5157
      @navdeepgautam5157 5 лет назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @darkhorse640
      @darkhorse640 5 лет назад

      @@appehole5434 kisi ki nahi ..Pink Floyd is legendary band.

    • @appehole5434
      @appehole5434 5 лет назад +4

      @@darkhorse640 pink floyd is life.

    • @ramdeepparashar3035
      @ramdeepparashar3035 5 лет назад +11

      One of favorite punch. And
      "Gaana bajana gaana bajao, table baja do bencho"

  • @prateekmishra1158
    @prateekmishra1158 5 лет назад +185

    Bro What about Chandigarh University
    Mera dost hai udhar vo to amity ko hi IIT samajhte hai XD 👌🤣🤣🤣

    • @komalajain6938
      @komalajain6938 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😝😝insane

    • @Aditya-ty9em
      @Aditya-ty9em 4 года назад +8

      Chandigarh uni is horrible,my cousin took admission there because he didn't do well in clat. He dropped and re took the paper because he said the faculty have no clue ki woh Kya padha rahe hai

  • @swadeeptsinha
    @swadeeptsinha 4 года назад +151

    "New Okhla Industrial Development Area" Nyoda kaise ho gya? Didi toh alag hi level par chal rhi h

    • @niftyprofit
      @niftyprofit 4 года назад +14

      Dilli and Noida wale isko nyoda hi pronounce karte hain, specially Dilli wale kuch jyada hi slang mein nyooda bolte hain isko

    • @user-jg9zz2tk8k
      @user-jg9zz2tk8k 4 года назад +6

      south dilli wali jalim girlfriend hogi ye kisi na kisi English speaking launde ki... 😍 😍 😍

    • @sunilk.8419
      @sunilk.8419 4 года назад +31

      @@niftyprofit bhai,hamari zindagi beet gyi Delhi NCR mein, aisa Nyoda wala koi sample nhi mila. Everyone calls it Noida.

    • @dhirajkharade3078
      @dhirajkharade3078 4 года назад

      Ganja mara Bhai khatarnak wal

    • @Prateek_jatboy
      @Prateek_jatboy 4 года назад +2

      Didi nyoda aise bol ri hai.....rehti khud mamura gao mein hogi

  • @lightningbolt4560
    @lightningbolt4560 3 года назад +10

    -Who's here from Amity?
    -No-one
    -(Still goes on to crack joke on Amity)

    • @logicalindian_777
      @logicalindian_777 3 года назад +1

      And last mei!!!
      One : ya, i am... Unfortunately
      Him : ye bat na chupane wali hoti hain....

  • @shankardutt4442
    @shankardutt4442 5 лет назад +163

    When Devesh Dixit uploads a new video, you first like the video and start watching later :D

  • @sagittarius462
    @sagittarius462 5 лет назад +86

    Yaar mai Itne Dino se pareshan Tha Sumit Aanand, Abhishek Upmanyu, Anubhav Bassi, Aakash Mehta, Gaurav Kapoor inme se koi bhi Video kyu nhi upload kr raha hai RUclips pr itna sannata kyu hai, or phir Aayi sannate ko cheerti huyi SanSani,
    Devesh Bhai Maze phaad diye tumne

    • @adityaagarwal7255
      @adityaagarwal7255 4 года назад +1

      Nice way to say that there are better comedians on youtube

  • @gouravvyas4341
    @gouravvyas4341 5 лет назад +41

    Devesh and weird days😂😂
    Still a better love story than twilight 😛😛

    • @anweshadash4327
      @anweshadash4327 3 года назад +1

      Such an underrated comment 👏

    • @gouravvyas4341
      @gouravvyas4341 3 года назад

      @@anweshadash4327 omg someone acknowledge it after a year. Thanks for the appreciation 💛

  • @sharmabarkha1893
    @sharmabarkha1893 5 лет назад +123

    Am I the only one who noticed he is very much similar to bassi.. 🤔 but you r good 🤘

  • @tradeinvestogallery5915
    @tradeinvestogallery5915 4 года назад +72

    How many of u searched " kissan favvara" over net😆😆😝

  • @bhrijeshsupra7464
    @bhrijeshsupra7464 2 года назад +4

    I laughed hard but then i realized i am from Tier 3 college,
    Emo Damage!

  • @kandarpjoshi2183
    @kandarpjoshi2183 5 лет назад +30

    Bro I really love your jokes and way of delivering it! Please upload more🙌💖

  • @aayushmangarg2744
    @aayushmangarg2744 5 лет назад +371

    Be ready for dislikes from amity students😂😂😂

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 5 лет назад +9

      Jyada bache nahi hai Amity me
      Sabke 99% aate bhi to nahi hai 😆😆

    • @aayushmangarg2744
      @aayushmangarg2744 5 лет назад +1

      @@srrs007 😂😂😂😂

    • @rishabhkumar7660
      @rishabhkumar7660 5 лет назад +4

      bhai saare amity walon ne he like kiya hai. bc mai khud amity se passout hu 😂😂

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 5 лет назад +13

      @@rishabhkumar7660 ye baatein batane layak nahi Hoti, chup chap comments padhke Nikal jate😂

    • @aayushmangarg2744
      @aayushmangarg2744 5 лет назад

      @@rishabhkumar7660 😂😂😂thats cool

  • @Badelsharma
    @Badelsharma 5 лет назад +11

    Watched it thrice back to back !!Genius at work ! 💙💙

  • @OggyAdityaNathh
    @OggyAdityaNathh 5 лет назад +22

    AMITY UNIVERSITY wants to know your LOCATION

  • @sabahnafees8681
    @sabahnafees8681 4 года назад +4

    Alag hi level ki comedy hai. Better than many famous comedians. Maza agya 😁😂

  • @himanshukumarmaurya7326
    @himanshukumarmaurya7326 3 года назад +17

    "World is here where are you" we are at good university

  • @apurvsingh30
    @apurvsingh30 5 лет назад +24

    Still not a million view 😥😥😱😱
    This video deserve more than 10M Views

  • @hemantkunwar845
    @hemantkunwar845 5 лет назад +3

    Best stand-up comedian “sir” 🙌🏻 .... “kya pata goli nikaalne wali class h bunk kr diya ho 😂😂😂”

  • @ramanjansnaik
    @ramanjansnaik 5 лет назад +12

    Itne Kam videos?? Bhai u are hilarious...
    I'm a Fan of your delivery

  • @sadiakhan8559
    @sadiakhan8559 3 года назад +4

    I am an Amitian. I studied my Master course there. And trust me whenever I got home from there I mean like every single day, I felt like I was seeing two different extreme aspects of life. And I was thrown to and fro in between that. When you enter amity, it felt like the most luxurious college lifestyle ever... And my graduation is from Delhi University, so I kind of relate it so much. Students usually can't afford that kind of stuffs. And then just when you get out of there, you see poverty at it's extreme. It had an expressway right in front of the college, but you can easily pick out people standing there having different lifestyles outside of the campus. Also the concerts inside... I mean celebrities like Salman khan, Alia bhatt, Kapil Sharma, and singers etc actually came there for promotions of their work. Quite different college life. So I can actually relate to the comedy here.
    But yes, your carrier is always in your own hands. There are good facilities, attendance in online on amity intranet called Amizone. So stuffs are pretty fine there. Plus I never saw any scope for cheating in that college. NEVER. So all in all, your knowledge and skill and personality gets a kind of nourishment and chance to be grown and polished in a way which can be very productive for the rest of your life.
    Great humor and We as amitian appreciate any kind of art and creativity. Many other problems with Amity though which is not been talked here, but hey, everything has some setbacks, no!?!
    Like they say, "once Amitian always Amitian"

  • @blessygeorge8520
    @blessygeorge8520 4 года назад +13

    Well I have studied from Du and Amity and I can say that both universities has it's strengths and weakness. Also, you cannot just skip all your classes. Attendance is a must. In fact it is the most important thing in Amity. Yes, the University doesn't hold much prestige but it provides you with opportunities that no other University will.
    Anyway I won't lie I enjoyed the video.

  • @animeshsingh4290
    @animeshsingh4290 4 года назад +5

    There are almost 15 lakh students giving the JEE exam and total number of seats in IITs, NITs and Other EC are 50-60k max so what about the rest? A few go to Amity and other private colleges which does get them a job but if they work had they can compete with IITians and NITians. I passed out from a Govt EC and it's reputation is worse than these private colleges. 3/4 of my batch was unplaced and rest was doing 10k jobs.
    Currently after 2 years of college, I earn 37 L + Stock options which is almost equal or better than IITians. Not being from a Premier Institute has it's cons but if you work had enough you will reach the high point of your life but it may take more time and these people will always be preferred above you but keep trying and don't lose hope. I am strictly speaking about engineering education in India.

    • @ishavsethi9347
      @ishavsethi9347 4 года назад +2

      tu Amity se hai na XD

    • @animeshsingh4290
      @animeshsingh4290 4 года назад +2

      @@ishavsethi9347 Padhna nhi aata likha tha toh Govt college, more precisely USIT (IPU Main Campus)

    • @syednasiruddin7434
      @syednasiruddin7434 4 года назад

      @@animeshsingh4290 chod na bhai to Kahan in chakaron main pada hua hai

    • @animeshsingh4290
      @animeshsingh4290 4 года назад +7

      @@syednasiruddin7434 Nhi yar bache demotivate ho usse better hei kuch acha likhdun, Sabki mehnat apne haath mei hoti hei.

    • @rajeevshankar684
      @rajeevshankar684 3 года назад

      @@animeshsingh4290 bhai mai bhi ipu mein. 37 lakh ka kaisa mila. Please guide kardo. Mein 2 year mein hoon aur Ds algo pe focus kar raha hun .

  • @hindimesabhijankari
    @hindimesabhijankari 5 лет назад +24

    This video got ranked in the RUclips Algorithm

  • @y.p3963
    @y.p3963 3 года назад +3

    Aisey mt bolo amity university ke bareh mai bhot dayalu University h....jiska kahi admission nhi hota uska admission amity mai hota h,....

  • @Ankitshah1811
    @Ankitshah1811 3 года назад +5

    I was having a drink while watching this and I laughed so hard that I ended up spitting out the drink (when he said khun ki pichkari hi toh nikal rahi hai)

  • @chandnadave
    @chandnadave 4 года назад +1

    this never gets old .. love u man .. ghar me koi kawara hai? me mera rishta lai hu 😂😂

  • @abhinavmanohare4227
    @abhinavmanohare4227 2 года назад +3

    Niche hi AMITY ka ad aa rha h 😂😂

  • @shantanukumar3459
    @shantanukumar3459 4 года назад +12

    Every punchline was perfectly performed with great expression....
    Loved it ...✌😊😊👍👍
    I m not frm Amity ....so take my words into consideration 😂😂😂👌👌

  • @abhirupbose4436
    @abhirupbose4436 5 лет назад +8

    So comfortable you are on stage dude! Hats-off! Inspiring stuff.

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 Год назад +1

    Lol "iske kamar me vo lachak nai hai" XD.

  • @Arunanshu_Shukla
    @Arunanshu_Shukla Год назад +2

    NOIDA : New Okhla Industrial Development Authority hota hai, How did it became Nyoda is just another level of stupid 🤣🤣

  • @tehreekememe
    @tehreekememe 4 года назад +25

    I was setting a voice recognization password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away , Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone 😐😐.

  • @rishabhrajsingh283
    @rishabhrajsingh283 5 лет назад +5

    Aap ke cliemt pr murder ka charge hai ...kya kehna chahte hai aap???
    Amity guy...Sir jaane do Raat gyi Baat gyi..!!! Hilarious comic timing😂😂😂

  • @themaverick1891
    @themaverick1891 5 лет назад +9

    I'm from Amity University. I understand that these are jokes and shouldn't be taken seriously, but this is just blatant stereotyping. Not too funny when you're the one who is being laughed at.

  • @manishvaish7425
    @manishvaish7425 5 лет назад +4

    Well, I am from Amity and I am proud of it.
    You will find I and my batch is doing a lot better in life if one compares other college’s students.
    Devesh ji, material k liye bas kuch bhi mat likh dijiye.
    You can do better. 🙂
    Bless you!

    • @dipeshdhakal6681
      @dipeshdhakal6681 5 лет назад +2

      I think u should watch video till the end. There is a guy from amity and he admit that is unfortunate to become a part of amity.

    • @manishvaish7425
      @manishvaish7425 5 лет назад

      😊 yes, I watched it. I hope he does well in his life.

  • @sheelkabra2185
    @sheelkabra2185 5 лет назад +7

    you always nail it with your sarcasm and humor

  • @HONEY9080
    @HONEY9080 4 года назад +3

    Bhai I didn't want this video to end , and this is the best compliment I can give. . fan of you dude. ..ek din Abhishek upmanyu aur Zakir khan se bada hoga bhai tu. .

  • @mdzaid5925
    @mdzaid5925 4 года назад +3

    Is saal to amity wale ham students ko offer diye hai, 1 student ka admission karane pe 5000 commision milega😂😂

  • @sankalpsharma4890
    @sankalpsharma4890 2 года назад +1

    Straightaway forwarding to my Amity friend 😂.

  • @adnxxn
    @adnxxn Год назад +2

    I was looking for colleges in Noida, and found stand up comedy

  • @archusharma9419
    @archusharma9419 4 года назад +15

    Most savage comedian ever 💕🤘

  • @reetjitray3325
    @reetjitray3325 4 года назад +2

    5:16 - that girl - mea bhi huu.... "To dixit" 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

  • @adhirajbarmeshwar1893
    @adhirajbarmeshwar1893 5 лет назад +2

    Every set begins with "Din acha ni jaa rha" or "I had a weird day" or something like this

  • @Tarun_A_Pandey
    @Tarun_A_Pandey 5 лет назад +4

    😂best comedian i hv ever seen!
    Plz youtube p upload krte rao wrna kuch comedian to h jise lagta h paisa kam mil rha h mai upload nhi krunga fokat k lie!

  • @footballinrain7111
    @footballinrain7111 5 лет назад +3

    Amity is actually ranked in the top 50-75 universities in India by the Indian government every year and it's improving.
    Other international rankings like QS, Times and BRICS countries rankings put it as one of the higher ups in India every year as well.
    Ek din ye dua karega iske bachchon ka Amity jaisi uni main selection ho jaye.

    • @pep8221
      @pep8221 4 года назад

      😂😂

  • @dharmeshsekhani3616
    @dharmeshsekhani3616 4 года назад +2

    Shines like a pearl in an ocean of very talented comedians in India.

  • @niharikapandey7156
    @niharikapandey7156 4 года назад +1

    Andere m baithe the chup chap nikl jate this guy wow killer jokes big fan yaar 😁😁😁

  • @mdzaid5925
    @mdzaid5925 5 лет назад +24

    Despite being from amity, i like this video because it shows the reality 😅

    • @aldy93
      @aldy93 5 лет назад

      What happens in Amity bro? For those of us who don't know

    • @mdzaid5925
      @mdzaid5925 5 лет назад +1

      @@aldy93 sirf chutiya kaata jata hai bhai, itne pyar se katenge ki pata hi ni chalega ki tumhara kat gaya. In short, agar amity aane ka plan hai to na aana.

    • @badAssfighter007
      @badAssfighter007 5 лет назад +1

      @@mdzaid5925 Zaid Bhai... Ek baat btaana..... Wahan ka MBA itna mehnega kyu hota h bro...??? Kuch log bolre the.... Ki 2 crore tk ka package lagra h,,, is that true ???

    • @mdzaid5925
      @mdzaid5925 5 лет назад +1

      @@badAssfighter007 😂😂😂😂😂 2 crore? Job lag jai to badi baat hai, 2 crore to sapne me bhi na socho. Mere bhai ne Amity Noida se MBA kia tha around 2005 me, us time to 16000 ki job lagi thi, at present mai Amity Lko se btech cse kr raha hun, approx 40% logo ka placement hota hai (3-4 lakh ka package), baki civil etc me to hota hi nahi. Rahi baat fee ki, to infrastructure ke mamle me to amity accha hai, full air conditioned hai or naam bahut hai, bas inhi sab chizo ka paisa lete hai. Faculty etc to itni barbaad hai ki pucho ni.

    • @srrs007
      @srrs007 3 года назад +2

      @@badAssfighter007 ha bhai 2 crore ka package lagta hai, poore batch ka milaake 2 crore!

  • @akashnd5293
    @akashnd5293 4 года назад +8

    shit gets crazy when you get an Amity ad before this video

  • @xenixincide848
    @xenixincide848 2 года назад +1

    No AMITY was harmed in this show

  • @Vishal..Chauhan
    @Vishal..Chauhan 4 года назад +2

    Bhai punchur wala joke epic tha 😂😂

  • @rajeevnayan223
    @rajeevnayan223 4 года назад +3

    2.4k dislike....ye Amity wale hain kya??

  • @stalwartsevier9999
    @stalwartsevier9999 5 лет назад +5

    He looks like - dhedh sau rupyaa dega 😂😂

  • @shivaaayu1
    @shivaaayu1 5 лет назад +1

    Phdaana bhi to... Ko hota h. Nice one

  • @freefireschool2324
    @freefireschool2324 4 года назад +2

    Best of the Best Stand uP Comedy i ever saw 😂😂😂

  • @amitmittr
    @amitmittr 5 лет назад +7

    Amity MILITARY Campus bhi chala raha h,
    MANESAR, GURUGAON mein 😁😂😁
    Ab socho... What happened next . 😂

    • @thelostkingdom9239
      @thelostkingdom9239 4 года назад

      Aisa kuch nhi h, m Bilaspur se hu, USI ke pass se, Panchgaon me h wo

    • @amitmittr
      @amitmittr 4 года назад

      @@thelostkingdom9239 haa mai Pachgaon me rehta,
      Mihala wale mandir k pichhe h.. 😂

  • @sejaltiwari8656
    @sejaltiwari8656 5 лет назад +3

    Killer performance.... Amity Walo ke tumne Ful on roast kar diya... Great one I really love this performance 😂😂😂

  • @shxhporan
    @shxhporan 4 года назад +1

    Kya Pata Usne wo goli nikalney wali class hi Bunk mar di🤣🤣🤣 this Gets Me Everytime 🤣🤣

  • @varunagrawal501
    @varunagrawal501 5 лет назад +17

    He looks like Jack Nicholson..😂
    Btw amazing video

  • @saahiilsharma9770
    @saahiilsharma9770 4 года назад +3

    One of the best stand up comedian ❤
    I don't knw why he don't post much videos

  • @danishrajput0199
    @danishrajput0199 4 года назад +5

    The guy 4:40 "leli leli leli" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dipeshdhakal6681
    @dipeshdhakal6681 5 лет назад +2

    The best part is "Raat gai baat gai". U R awesome

  • @sumitsingh-ur5wz
    @sumitsingh-ur5wz 5 лет назад +2

    Awesome buddy!!
    - Salesperson (Kisan Fawara)

  • @tanujshekhar14
    @tanujshekhar14 5 лет назад +7

    It's about the students studying at Amity not the university to blame, bahut dropouts bhi hai IIT se 62% Lekin koi IIT Ko bekaar nahi bolta hai. If students study well then yeah they get what they aspire..

    • @aksingh3167
      @aksingh3167 Год назад +2

      Bro IIT se 62 percent drop out, dimag sahi se kam kar raha hai n?

    • @tanujshekhar14
      @tanujshekhar14 Год назад

      @@aksingh3167 ha 3 saal pehle se abb tak kaam kar rha hai. Check kar Lena 😅

  • @SumanKumari-uf6oj
    @SumanKumari-uf6oj 5 лет назад +7

    After a hectic school... it was actually refreshing.. Keep Going

  • @akashpatil7962
    @akashpatil7962 4 года назад +2

    Amity ka kya scene hey??

  • @vloggerchacha483
    @vloggerchacha483 4 года назад +2

    Bro, I'm an Amitian n i'm subscribing you. Will surely forward this video to other friends of mine. 😆

  • @hakunamatata4713
    @hakunamatata4713 3 года назад +3

    This guy's got some serious issues with amity. Btw I am from amity 😂😂

  • @ayushigupta5137
    @ayushigupta5137 5 лет назад +31

    First of Amity Law School is also affiliated to IP university ! And I am from Amity I am not at all ashamed of that because it gave me best 5 years of my life. Also i got placement from Amity. I think you should not raise this topic if you don't know the right facts. And who are you to give a tag to the university whether it's good or bad. Have you ever studied here? You can only give the feedback of a college when you have a one on one experience.
    So Mr Devesh plz make sure you brainstorm well before choosing your topics ....otherwise I am afraid what blunders will you make while doing standups.

    • @SritejKumar
      @SritejKumar 5 лет назад +1

      Truee Fact!!

    • @tanujshekhar14
      @tanujshekhar14 5 лет назад +2

      It's not UNIVERSITY to blame it's the students studying there...

    • @debojeetc8197
      @debojeetc8197 5 лет назад +17

      Ye Amity walo ke pas hi itna time hota hai itna bada comment lik ne ka

    • @komalajain6938
      @komalajain6938 5 лет назад +3

      @@debojeetc8197 😂😂

    • @Ash-em5pm
      @Ash-em5pm 5 лет назад +4

      It's a fucking standup dude , chill!

  • @MultiRambo008
    @MultiRambo008 4 года назад +1

    Hahahaha...... This is the most epic roast of any university in the history of mankind...... 😂 😁 😝 😜

  • @ArchanaYadav-tz6ld
    @ArchanaYadav-tz6ld 3 года назад +2

    Me to my friend pursuing law from Amity university (sharing the video):I have a gift for uh 😂