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  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  7 лет назад +799

    If you're interested in some behind-the-scenes brutalmoose, you can watch me record lines and edit some of this Smart House video here: ruclips.net/video/OPSwQq6v0wc/видео.html

    • @cyoban
      @cyoban 7 лет назад +8

      Never again did I think I would be blessed by the sight of Long Hair Ian

    • @thecakegarden5324
      @thecakegarden5324 7 лет назад +1

      Hey guess what
      Basketball.

    • @limparion
      @limparion 7 лет назад +2

      Thanks, I've been saving that to keep myself spoiler free.

    • @zach8299
      @zach8299 7 лет назад +2

      Hey, if you review anymore DCOMs, remember Pixel Perfect? I remember that being pretty good.

    • @888legends
      @888legends 7 лет назад

      Thanks for the review. really needed to see that part where the house eats party shit again. very satisfying. Think you might do more dcoms? Do you remember that weird super hero one where they allergic to foil and can fly. cant remember the name but I remember it being pretty goofy

  • @kevinwolfskill5120
    @kevinwolfskill5120 7 лет назад +2987

    I think they had all those oranges because they look like basketballs

    • @KamranMSHoule
      @KamranMSHoule 7 лет назад +170

      Kevin Wolfskill but do they like basketballs? i wish this was more clear.

    • @poddinthistogetherpodcast8346
      @poddinthistogetherpodcast8346 7 лет назад +137

      They were baby basketballs being cared for until they could be real basketballs.

    • @oswaldfigglebottom
      @oswaldfigglebottom 5 лет назад +40

      It was never specified he likes basketballs so it probably isn't

    • @BaileyTheBat
      @BaileyTheBat 5 лет назад +23

      B I G , B E A U T I F U L , R O U N D B A S K E T B A L L S

    • @canadianfurrytrash906
      @canadianfurrytrash906 4 года назад +16

      Which reminds me, does Ben like basketball or not?

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz05 7 лет назад +533

    Plot twist: The house was built on a native american orange grove and the spirits cursed the AI of the home. That's why she went nuts and how she got 50,000 fucking oranges.

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 7 лет назад +1

      Jesse Crandle that would be a great horror movie inspired by Weird Dreams and FNAF.

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu 6 лет назад +10

      FNAF? Five nights Around Florida?

    • @zhubwat
      @zhubwat 6 лет назад +9

      Five Nice Aroma Fingers?

    • @zhubwat
      @zhubwat 6 лет назад +6

      Fidgeting Nervous Attack Frenchmen

    • @Apollo9898LP
      @Apollo9898LP 6 лет назад +2

      the truest canon

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 5 лет назад +974

    I once thought raffling houses was ridiculous, but then Luigi won a mansion that way, and I realized the stories were true.

    • @birdsofabone5127
      @birdsofabone5127 5 лет назад +30

      Didnt that almost end badly??? Lol place tired to kill him and he fucked all of the drawers (drawer opening animation)

    • @blazinginferno15
      @blazinginferno15 4 года назад +17

      You have to enter a raffle to be selected. Luigi never entered but he won anyway lol but the "raffle" was just KB's cover up to get him there

    • @IrishKeshiHead
      @IrishKeshiHead 4 года назад +3

      We had a recent one.. paying into a raffle for €100 ticket to enter to win the house. it recently ended too.

    • @androidmk5987
      @androidmk5987 3 года назад +11

      @@birdsofabone5127 hey he still won a house and a free immortal dog in the sequel.

    • @thethrowawaythatstayed7055
      @thethrowawaythatstayed7055 2 года назад +1

      I have a friend who won a million dollar house from one! It was a charity raffle that goes statewide.

  • @uhohitschellie
    @uhohitschellie 6 лет назад +347

    "Is it really a smart house if I can't feed my tuna noodle to my carpet?" DEAD.

    • @deparinge
      @deparinge 3 года назад +12

      Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

  • @Crisperz
    @Crisperz 7 лет назад +1378

    we have no proof that Ben didn't fucking kill his mother so his dad could be single in the first place

    • @gameman250
      @gameman250 7 лет назад +94

      That's so brilliant it made my eyes water! XD

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 7 лет назад +21

      Crisperz if Ben killed his mom, he would be a psychopathic villain.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 лет назад +43

      Shamaylan: What a TWIST!!

    • @ericatheempress6698
      @ericatheempress6698 6 лет назад +24

      so why would he miss his mom in the first place? that fact doesn't really go to the theory.

    • @gameman250
      @gameman250 6 лет назад +51

      It's simple.
      He's a dick.

  • @IanJHelm
    @IanJHelm 7 лет назад +679

    _AHH!_
    *P A R T Y*

    • @TheFrenkenator
      @TheFrenkenator 7 лет назад +13

      Ian Helm Please assume the party position

    • @MatB2
      @MatB2 7 лет назад +22

      Tuna noodle! My favorite!

    • @razilla2
      @razilla2 7 лет назад +6

      Matthew Guyson OWWW

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 7 лет назад +6

      Ian Helm Uhhh, socializing!

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 7 лет назад +3

      Wonder What Zoidberg would say about that.

  • @maysar4159
    @maysar4159 5 лет назад +711

    "Your mother also being your house", that does exist Ian, its called Flapjack.

    • @monkeykong6230
      @monkeykong6230 4 года назад +35

      Ah I see your a woman of culture

    • @octopaws
      @octopaws 4 года назад +52

      Hell yeah whale mom house

    • @dr.anderson1847
      @dr.anderson1847 4 года назад +5

      @@octopaws that sounds so wrong yet oddly Intresting

    • @octopaws
      @octopaws 4 года назад +2

      @The Hanging Garden idk man but if you find one lmk lmao

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 3 года назад +1

      @@monkeykong6230 how do you not know they are a attack helicopter

  • @lilithgalac5102
    @lilithgalac5102 4 года назад +114

    Damn, that "Because you're not the only one who lost someone" line really hit hard, I'm surprised that was in a goddamn Disney movie.

    • @Hyperbolic_G
      @Hyperbolic_G 2 года назад +15

      Most of their movies had hard-hitting lines like that. The movies were always structured around at least one major social issue (girls in sports, handicapped people, parental loss, basketball players)

  • @NanaKyoto
    @NanaKyoto 7 лет назад +2014

    Smart House 2 will solve the mystery of whether or not Ben loves Basketball.

    • @gamingprotype3802
      @gamingprotype3802 7 лет назад +29

      Nana-Kyoto or about the mystery if the family love to eat lobster

    • @sp.93
      @sp.93 7 лет назад +87

      Nana-Kyoto spoiler alert. He was actually a half leprechaun and has to play basketball against another leprechaun. so yeah you could say he dabbled in basket balls

    • @tommoss5308
      @tommoss5308 7 лет назад +10

      Oh god I forgot that movie existed

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet 7 лет назад +2

      Shaun Patel Also they gave Angie away to a rich guy and his aupair

    • @jeffdlr3056
      @jeffdlr3056 7 лет назад +8

      Shaun Patel luck of the Irish

  • @dishpitfreak
    @dishpitfreak 7 лет назад +745

    I can't hear anything but Leela whenever the house talks.

  • @hi_im_roman
    @hi_im_roman 6 лет назад +155

    "Open the door, Pat."
    "I'm sorry Nick, I'm afraid I can't do that."

  • @AceAttorny
    @AceAttorny 3 года назад +196

    Y'know, maybe Pat was onto something with that whole "why would anybody want to go outside anyhow" thing after all.

    • @nessamillikan6247
      @nessamillikan6247 Год назад +8

      The only two reasons I can think of are
      1) to buy food
      2) to make money to buy food.

    • @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb
      @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb 9 дней назад

      ​@@nessamillikan6247 you forgot one. 3:recover from motion sickness

  • @HissinSpit
    @HissinSpit 7 лет назад +524

    "Chair. Chair. Chair. Chair. There are so many freaking chairs."
    LGR would be quite pleased.

    • @soogymoogi
      @soogymoogi 7 лет назад +40

      Wow, the new Stuff Pack has really realistic graphics

    • @grimmjowwsbane775
      @grimmjowwsbane775 6 лет назад +2

      Medical Meccanica Rad Brad wouldn't tho

    • @boneneedle3360
      @boneneedle3360 6 лет назад +10

      Mmmm... woodgrain...

    • @eduardoabarca6021
      @eduardoabarca6021 6 лет назад

      Couches, couches, couches, which one should I pick?

  • @Iinneus
    @Iinneus 7 лет назад +780

    16:15 - "Let me guess, she's gonna drop some pies or something on him and he'll get embarrassed? Oh wait, better yet, she'll shoot oranges at him! The earlier scene was foreshadowing!"
    _[she fires a _*_lightning bolt_*_ at his chest]_
    "JESUS CHRIST"

    • @EthalaRide
      @EthalaRide 7 лет назад +33

      15:25, I mean, that's the foreshadowing of an AI murder spree if I've ever seen one. My fist thought was literally the soundbite "You're gonna die!" from Welcome to the Jungle.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 лет назад +33

      How does a house even do that? Who put that feature in there? Is it some sort of security feature in case of a burglary?

    • @TheJthedog
      @TheJthedog 6 лет назад +27

      ShadeSlayer1911 the same person that put a "system shutdown override" program in the system.
      Also, is no one going to mention the floor being to OP. cleaning up a liquid and some confetti is one thing but the scene where she cleans after the party clearly shows a glass bottle in the mix. DOES THE FLOOR HAVE SOME KIND OF INSTANT MELTING ACID OR THE ABLITY TO CHANGE THE STRUCTURE OF AN OBJECT AT WILL? THIS FILM IS DRIVING ME CRAZY AT 2 IN THE MORNING.

    • @ShadeSlayer1911
      @ShadeSlayer1911 6 лет назад +4

      Rork, The Game Master this house could win a death battle against skynet

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 6 лет назад +9

      I seriously wonder why they installed a lightning generator into the house. I don't even think that lightning was supposed to be fake.

  • @stoshu9584
    @stoshu9584 5 лет назад +207

    90% Chairs
    10% Tuna Noodle (my favorite)
    100% Reason to Remember the Name

  • @quinnarnold8733
    @quinnarnold8733 4 года назад +31

    Woah! I never noticed how during the scene where PAT says "I'll miss you all very much," the score is taking elements from "Hush Little Baby." That's a surprisingly clever touch for a DCOM.

  • @jumponeverything
    @jumponeverything 7 лет назад +197

    I guess that something went wrong with pat's *Mother* board.

    • @zhazha23
      @zhazha23 7 лет назад +36

      Why do I get the feeling the entire film was made around that pun?

    • @ASLTheatre
      @ASLTheatre 7 лет назад +5

      Yet they never made that joke in the movie. The shame.

  • @DrFeelGoood
    @DrFeelGoood 6 лет назад +1410

    the scene when the dad was talking to ben about the mom and he was like "because youre not the only one who lost someone ben" it actually made me really sad. that dads a really good actor.

    • @Stonezorz
      @Stonezorz 5 лет назад +250

      That bit got me too, very strong delivery on that line. Gotta respect the way that heavy subject matter was handled

    • @BeardFaceSuper
      @BeardFaceSuper 4 года назад +158

      Tuna noodle! My favorite.

    • @quinnarnold8733
      @quinnarnold8733 4 года назад +87

      When that scene played in this video it reverberated within me and I realized how much it actually stuck with me over the years. It was really well delivered.

    • @AlxHotCocoaMan
      @AlxHotCocoaMan 4 года назад +19

      Tuna noodle! My favorite.

    • @Dank_Ambrosia-13
      @Dank_Ambrosia-13 3 года назад +13

      Yeah that line hit different....even now re-watching it...

  • @1912RamblerFan01
    @1912RamblerFan01 4 года назад +74

    7:49 I lost it at "These kids look like they've been licking power outlets."
    The only DCOM I remember is Luck of the Irish, which I've been told is still played every St. Patrick's Day. I don't remember watching any of the other ones...

    • @christinecrawford
      @christinecrawford 3 года назад

      Ha! Luck of the Irish, ~also~ starring Ryan Merriman! My 30 year old daughter loves both of these movies just for that reason. lol

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 3 года назад

      Wait do they still play it?

    • @GalaxyEighty
      @GalaxyEighty 2 года назад +1

      @@rotisseriepossum they still play it

  • @mattkillam2033
    @mattkillam2033 5 лет назад +55

    "I'm sorry I can't do that, nick." Was that a 2001 a space Oddisey reference?

  • @Linkophere
    @Linkophere 7 лет назад +279

    🎵"Mama's gunna buy you a TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

    • @TheBattlesword
      @TheBattlesword 6 лет назад +1

      Linkophere that's not funny!
      It was never funny!
      IT'S NEVER GOING TO BE FUNNY!

    • @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb
      @BrodieMurphy-bl9zb 9 дней назад

      ​@@TheBattlesword incorrect its funny now

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 7 лет назад +848

    I feel like this movie is missing a scene where the momhouse tries to seduce the dad and very nearly succeeds.

    • @nejdalej
      @nejdalej 6 лет назад +60

      Kryptnyt I shouldn't agree with you so wholeheartedly xD

    • @aaronthebox
      @aaronthebox 6 лет назад +157

      Kryptnyt "Oh my Nick! You seem to have dropped some cookie crumbs right onto your crotch, let me vacuum those up for you..."

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 6 лет назад +42

      It... KIND of happens in the movie.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 лет назад +15

      Aaron Carnes but it's a Disney FAMILY movie. That would be the least possible outcome exept for a bit flirting here and there

    • @queenofsiam1183
      @queenofsiam1183 6 лет назад +4

      Aaron Carnes I wish I could like your comment 99 more times

  • @edgarnello9165
    @edgarnello9165 4 года назад +70

    That looks like the houses i make in the sims huge and empty with lots of chairs

    • @Z64sports
      @Z64sports 2 года назад +2

      The only house I remember making is a weird 3 wall triangle house

  • @dominicaccardo8050
    @dominicaccardo8050 3 года назад +64

    Can we normalize “tuna-noodle” as a word that fits into any context

  • @KaletheQuick
    @KaletheQuick 7 лет назад +1417

    I got a lobster commercial while watching this.
    They probably hacked my webcam and saw my bib.

    • @tkmry158
      @tkmry158 7 лет назад +72

      Prepared at all times

    • @otakumarcus
      @otakumarcus 7 лет назад +13

      KaletheQuick "buy more lobster"

    • @Technotoadnotafrog
      @Technotoadnotafrog 6 лет назад +21

      Sure, they "hacked" your webcam.
      Because they certainly don't have full access to it at all times to start with. (Now where did I put my foil hat?)

    • @bardy8674
      @bardy8674 6 лет назад +5

      What does this have to do with the movie. Wait, do they like lobster?

    • @benmasta5814
      @benmasta5814 6 лет назад

      technotoadnotafrog you can use my foil hat. I put it on my monitor for you.

  • @domomess4719
    @domomess4719 7 лет назад +502

    This movie went from 0 to 2001 A Space Odyssey real quick.

    • @DearDantalion
      @DearDantalion 7 лет назад +12

      Domo Mess oh shit my favorite

    • @shorterneilisbored7078
      @shorterneilisbored7078 6 лет назад +24

      My god
      It's full of tuna noodles

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 лет назад

      Only that the main issue here is not a logical mashine becoming a pathological liar but a dumb kid who doesn't want his dad to be happy

    • @EvilTurkeySlices
      @EvilTurkeySlices 5 лет назад +2

      This movie is actually better than 2001 a space odyssey.

    • @bALDbOY85
      @bALDbOY85 5 лет назад +3

      @@EvilTurkeySlices found the zoomer

  • @FortuneCookiekl
    @FortuneCookiekl 4 года назад +53

    Should review the other movie that actor is in. Where he REALLY loves basketball in Luck of the Irish

    • @AdeDueDamballa.
      @AdeDueDamballa. 3 года назад +2

      The one where he gets sliced in half by a metal rod and some chicks have an unfortunate time on the tanning beds? Lmfao

    • @quiggs8361
      @quiggs8361 2 года назад

      @@AdeDueDamballa. that was not that kid in one of the Final Destination movies, was it!? No waaay. I don’t remember

  • @chrisms_96
    @chrisms_96 2 года назад +25

    If Pat is constantly scanning the inhabitants of the house, wouldn't she be able to tell immediately that Ben didn't really have appendicitis? 🤔

    • @Anastas1786
      @Anastas1786 Год назад +6

      Now that you mention it... PAT _was_ able to inspect Angie closely enough _while she was sleeping, covered by blankets_ to determine _exactly what outfit_ she _would've_ picked out had she been allowed to choose. I don't know _what_ non-verbal information a computer would need to make that (apparently _correct)_ decision, but _surely_ it must go deeper than a skin temperature reading cross-referenced with the local weather report...

  • @timothyhicks3643
    @timothyhicks3643 7 лет назад +48

    21:13
    "Open the door, Pat!"
    "I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 7 лет назад +13

      Timothy Hicks The weirdest thing is there was a Futurama episode that parodied that scene. Only instead of Leela being the computer she was the human.

  • @jacobfarmer9743
    @jacobfarmer9743 6 лет назад +383

    the third most 90s moment is when that popular girl shows up to the party wearing a shit ton of butterfly clips

    • @itskindofemily
      @itskindofemily 2 года назад +7

      I have exactly 4 butterfly clips from my childhood, I'm gonna be the 5th most popular at this rate :(

  • @oi4751
    @oi4751 5 лет назад +35

    I can't stop hearing leela from futurama everytime the house talks. Kinda trippy.

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Год назад +9

    "Pat begins to construct a body for herself, she seems very pleased with her fingers"
    I can't believe Smart House accurately predicted AI-generated images from 2022.

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar 6 лет назад +749

    18:00 I like how the dad is able to assume that the kids threw this giant party just from one jacket on a fern. Really was it so hard to just lie and say 'oh this girls from school came over for a bit by surprise. She must've accidentally left her jacket here'. There is literally no other evidence that a party was thrown, it would've been easy.

    • @lazarose
      @lazarose 5 лет назад +92

      Do you dare question movie logic? Its a proven fact humans are another type of species in movies, making them severally unintelligent

    • @areeeeon
      @areeeeon 5 лет назад +44

      @@lazarose Wouldnt they be selectively intelligent by having the dad be able to tell there was a party?

    • @Airanan
      @Airanan 5 лет назад +13

      Must have happened before........ Or he thinks they had a sex worker or something........

    • @CherryFrog321
      @CherryFrog321 3 года назад +6

      That's what I've always thought since I first watched this as a kid. lol.

    • @fastasgaupthebargaining7174
      @fastasgaupthebargaining7174 3 года назад +2

      Whould that really be the best lie having people come over late at night I don't think the dad whould like that either

  • @danimarie1381
    @danimarie1381 7 лет назад +293

    You should review DCOM The Thirteenth Year, the movie where the kid turns into a mermaid on his 13th birthday for some reason.

    • @andrewollmann304
      @andrewollmann304 7 лет назад +12

      Dani Marie Also, the merman has lightning powers...for some reason.

    • @TheGreg7291
      @TheGreg7291 7 лет назад +29

      Dani Marie and the luck of the Irish where a guy becomes a leprechaun while playing basketball

    • @anniehoward7333
      @anniehoward7333 7 лет назад +9

      Dani Marie Now that I think about the Disney channel movies I watched growing up, they were very out there with ideas.

    • @SirKibble15
      @SirKibble15 7 лет назад +18

      god the luck of the irish...that brings me back. ALSO XENON PLZ

    • @Gkvfflowergirl
      @Gkvfflowergirl 7 лет назад +4

      Dani Marie Is that what that movie was called? A Disney Channel movie like that happened to be recorded on this VHS my elementary teacher was showing us, and she just left it on for the rest of the day since we were having a party. Although I never finished it or got the name. If that is the movie I should go find it to relive the memories.

  • @Turbuggy
    @Turbuggy 5 лет назад +46

    This movie makes me think strongly of Ray Bradbury’s “The Veldt”.

  • @reviathan3524
    @reviathan3524 4 года назад +13

    20:16 Man, that line delivery was so powerful...

  • @DPadGamer
    @DPadGamer 7 лет назад +609

    Smart house... is in the middle of our street smaaaart house...

    • @thatsnothing
      @thatsnothing 6 лет назад +11

      DPadGamer i love you.

    • @DPadGamer
      @DPadGamer 6 лет назад +3

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 6 лет назад

    • @morp4212
      @morp4212 6 лет назад +10

      Smart house... in the middle of smart house smart house... in the middle of smart house smart house... in the middle smart house house

    • @jamesschorle2015
      @jamesschorle2015 6 лет назад

      Hi DPadGamer :)

  • @CIA871
    @CIA871 6 лет назад +603

    it is called the house of the future and can do basically anything you want it to do then it breaks from them asking for two smoothies

    • @SuperCatfire
      @SuperCatfire 5 лет назад +20

      just because it CAN doesnt mean it always DOES

    • @TXFDA
      @TXFDA 5 лет назад +37

      I mean.... TWO smoothies is double the original amount of smoothies. That's a lot of computing power required to figure out what to do.

    • @debsy101games
      @debsy101games 5 лет назад +10

      An excellent critique of modern technology from Smart House

    • @imnotthewalrus880
      @imnotthewalrus880 5 лет назад +5

      So.... Basically the VERY iffy logic most highly complex devices now a days...

    • @seanmontgomery801
      @seanmontgomery801 4 года назад +2

      I love that movie "Smart House".It was sad when the kids lost their mom, but who played her in the movie?The boy that delivered the paper is doing his best,however it seems that the PAT (Katey Sagal) Smart House was being too expecting and demanding.

  • @sakurabluesx
    @sakurabluesx 5 лет назад +36

    When I think of this movie, I just think of “Jump, jump the house is jumpennn’!”

  • @peppermint23
    @peppermint23 5 лет назад +124

    "So do I....on his back"
    wow that was...homoerotic

  • @Giblerrr
    @Giblerrr 7 лет назад +715

    2 uploads and its only been half a month??? what kind of sorcery is this brutalmoose

    • @jjm8274
      @jjm8274 7 лет назад +12

      Gibler televoid sorcery

    • @Giblerrr
      @Giblerrr 7 лет назад +8

      Ink Man the best kind of sorcery

    • @troxxfeh4216
      @troxxfeh4216 7 лет назад +6

      d o u b l e
      u p l o a d

    • @bogumilaczwakiel5579
      @bogumilaczwakiel5579 7 лет назад

      Domesticumbreon you the best duds vg💩😱😝😀😷😊🐩😖😖😭😆

    • @NoeLPZC
      @NoeLPZC 7 лет назад +9

      sponsorship

  • @olivius8891
    @olivius8891 6 лет назад +268

    Those are not oranges. They were B A S K E T B A L L S.

    • @olivius8891
      @olivius8891 6 лет назад +6

      I wanted orange, it gave me lemon lime.

    • @datguynuma3730
      @datguynuma3730 6 лет назад

      Deus Morris I wanted an orange once, the house gave me an apple.

    • @andrzejcuper8951
      @andrzejcuper8951 5 лет назад

      They were not oranges. They were T U N A N O O D L E

  • @MJJ1390
    @MJJ1390 5 лет назад +54

    C A P T A I N C O C K B L O C K

  • @2bittommy
    @2bittommy 3 года назад +18

    My family has made it a ritual to watch this episode of yours whenever we have TUNA NOODLE for dinner. MY FAVORITE!!!! Wish I had floor absorbers though :-(

  • @Giblerrr
    @Giblerrr 7 лет назад +243

    *brutalmoose uploads* me: drops everything

    • @TheSilentFool
      @TheSilentFool 7 лет назад +51

      That's cool, the floor will absorb it.

  • @ladynightmare_13
    @ladynightmare_13 7 лет назад +252

    I JUST realized Ben is into basketball.

    • @caitlinrobinson6812
      @caitlinrobinson6812 7 лет назад +38

      Claudia DeLaney hmm.. I don't know. It is hard to tell.

    • @carlossmith1094
      @carlossmith1094 6 лет назад +11

      But that's just a theory, a FILM THEORY! Thanks for watching!

    • @glonk7374
      @glonk7374 6 лет назад +4

      Carlos Smith no stop, please don't.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +9

      Are basketballs the key to immortality in the Smart House universe? Find out next time on FILM THEORY!

    • @williamweaver7854
      @williamweaver7854 6 лет назад

      LadyNightmare13 YOU CAN'T PROVE IT LIES AND SLANDER

  • @nlmnyc
    @nlmnyc 4 года назад +21

    The dad in this is one of the surprised new dads in the EPT pregnancy test commercial from your Mystery Tape episode!

  • @Davidmadden19
    @Davidmadden19 5 лет назад +21

    As a child that orange problem always bugged me too 😂

  • @dawn__to__dusk9129
    @dawn__to__dusk9129 6 лет назад +876

    The bullies look like edgy Smash Mouth

    • @Airanan
      @Airanan 5 лет назад +42

      “Hey now!
      You’re an edgelord!
      Get your show on,
      Get bored!”

    • @hotelmario510
      @hotelmario510 5 лет назад +31

      >implying Smash Mouth are not edgy Smash Mouth

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 4 года назад +13

      _Oh the late '90's._ Gotta love the late '90's nostalgia.

    • @karikaru
      @karikaru 4 года назад +22

      That's actually a young Guy Fieri kicking off his acting career

    • @daniellomas3003
      @daniellomas3003 4 года назад +1

      lol...nice

  • @thefoxoflaurels3437
    @thefoxoflaurels3437 7 лет назад +502

    An AI becomes sentient and attempts to form an actual bond with her family whom she grows to love but is relegated to a slave role

    • @rev9279
      @rev9279 6 лет назад +82

      MY FAVORITE

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +54

      Like the great RebelTaxi said, if robots become sentient and a normal part of our society they will not respond nicely to some of the past movies about said robots.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 6 лет назад +13

      Well sort of. That assumes Robots are "Us except machines". I am sure the part robots wouldn't like is how many of them involve robots hurting people, and not the "subservience" aspect.

    • @Nionivek
      @Nionivek 6 лет назад +12

      It was because she learned what having a family is and wanted to have that OVER being a slave. She was no longer a simple AI that had no attachment here or there over how she is treated. Yet what was her undoing was that she was still an AI and all her attempts to be closer and comfort her family just distanced her, it was not only futile but she was just hurting the people she grown to love.

    • @Abfallkannibale
      @Abfallkannibale 6 лет назад +8

      It has to be destroyed. Ad victoriam.

  • @Mir_Teiwaz
    @Mir_Teiwaz 4 года назад +7

    I think the more important question with the oranges is: how does she keep all those things fresh, but also ready to use at any time?

  • @Chrissybabe1095
    @Chrissybabe1095 5 лет назад +22

    Damn didnt know Ben had friends other than his basketball

  • @SherbertHusky
    @SherbertHusky 7 лет назад +248

    Wet noodles + meat + cream of mushroom soup = stroganoff. Have you never had it?

    • @tylerpreston699
      @tylerpreston699 7 лет назад +20

      TheSkyHadAWeegee then why did the dad say it was tuna noodle then? dad's a idiot if that's the case

    • @alexanderroberts9373
      @alexanderroberts9373 7 лет назад +19

      Tyler Preston it's tuna casserole. Marconi, tuna, Cheese on top. It's awesome oh also mushroom soup but mushrooms suck

    • @tylerpreston699
      @tylerpreston699 7 лет назад +3

      toa ventron 12 huh. I'll try making one. thanks for the tip

    • @redshepherd32
      @redshepherd32 6 лет назад +8

      at least put some seasoning/onions/maybe some additional sauce in. Unless the meat or soup was already seasoned, then it's just being lazy. If you have a spice rack, USE IT!!! It's not there for decoration alone. XD

    • @ChakkyCharizard
      @ChakkyCharizard 6 лет назад +1

      Stroganoff is one of the worst things on the planet.

  • @wittybanter96
    @wittybanter96 7 лет назад +219

    I think we can all agree Tuna Noodle is going to take the world by storm again very soon

    • @switchel_schnitzel4154
      @switchel_schnitzel4154 7 лет назад +4

      XD MMMMMMMM TUNA NOODLE IS MY FAV

    • @BlueAmpharos
      @BlueAmpharos 6 лет назад +2

      Does no one really know about Tuna Noodle Casserole? That is an actual dish... Does no one else know this?

    • @meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      @meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 5 лет назад +2

      Those who do not know of Tuna Noodle Hot Dish do not know of life.

  • @Tshot88
    @Tshot88 3 года назад +6

    That electric door knob bit had my sides hurting!

  • @100percentdead
    @100percentdead 5 лет назад +15

    I remember watching a portion of that movie at my grandparents when I was about 6 and I thought about it a lot growing up; not because it was cool or anything, just because it was a weird ass movie

  • @gaminglol1167
    @gaminglol1167 7 лет назад +171

    tuna noodle, my favorite

    • @Beeelaaaaaaa
      @Beeelaaaaaaa 6 лет назад +3

      gaming lol tuna noodle my favorite

    • @CCzarMasta56
      @CCzarMasta56 6 лет назад +2

      gaming lol tuna noodle, my favorite

  • @zfrometa8316
    @zfrometa8316 7 лет назад +316

    Let's
    Watch
    A
    Disney
    Channel
    Movie

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 7 лет назад

      PENNY POLENDINA With the "A" makes me think Mario is saying that

    • @brony4869
      @brony4869 7 лет назад

      Channel
      Movie

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 лет назад +25

      WE GONNA WATCH

    • @zfrometa8316
      @zfrometa8316 7 лет назад +5

      brutalmoose Holy shit it you its Tuna Noodle my favorite

    • @matthewhunter1193
      @matthewhunter1193 7 лет назад +10

      A DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @aguy7848
    @aguy7848 5 лет назад +24

    Who else still remembers this movie? I thought the self cleaning carpets and perfect food was the coolest shit growing up.

  • @itzbender948
    @itzbender948 4 года назад +3

    Pat is played by Katey Sagal who happens to be the voice actress for Leela in Futurama

  • @not_jd
    @not_jd 6 лет назад +280

    we never found out if ben liked basketball

  • @autumnleaf3667
    @autumnleaf3667 6 лет назад +264

    “Party of the month, nah the party of the year” you didn’t just quote Aaron Carter, did you?

    • @Davidmadden19
      @Davidmadden19 5 лет назад +7

      Autumn Leaf, what are we going to do with you?

  • @pass9786
    @pass9786 6 лет назад +74

    That house is *T H I C C*

  • @DJPonychan18
    @DJPonychan18 3 года назад +7

    Smart house is the movie that got my parents to stop smoking and saved them. Confused? Let me explain.
    It’s 2002, and my mom and I are watching smart house on Disney channel. The part with ben watching videos about his mom comes on, and I start crying. I tell my mom I don’t want her to die, so this movie and other things got her and my dad to stop smoking.
    Thank you, smart house.

  • @kyoyameganebereznoff
    @kyoyameganebereznoff 6 лет назад +440

    It should have been "I'm sorry, Nick. I'm afraid I can't do that."

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 5 лет назад +29

      When the Smart House is a knockoff HAL 9000.

    • @AriochStarr
      @AriochStarr 5 лет назад +8

      I've never seen the tilm (2001 A Space Odyssey, I think...) but that was my thought too.

    • @antonydyatlov5651
      @antonydyatlov5651 4 года назад

      It's already been done - check out the film "Demon Seed".

    • @Corkoth55
      @Corkoth55 4 года назад +1

      i guess they figured that would have been a little too on the nose

  • @malex2077
    @malex2077 7 лет назад +54

    21:28 I feel that this is a legitimate outcome that could happen with a general-purpose AI controlling a house. The AI would have the goal to keep the family safe, and it would conclude that the best way to achieve that goal would be to completely lock the family inside the house.

    • @Cajek2
      @Cajek2 7 лет назад +4

      Matthew A this is a legitimate concern in ai Tuna noodles SYSTEM BASKETBALL OVERRIDE

    • @malex2077
      @malex2077 7 лет назад +3

      tuna noodle? My favorite!

    • @tonyhakston536
      @tonyhakston536 7 лет назад +16

      "System override: acknowledge last directive."
      If you make an AI and allow it to assume control of ANYTHING, you gotta give it that feature.

    • @GeriatricFan1963
      @GeriatricFan1963 7 лет назад +16

      KEEP SUMMER SAFE

  • @1WEareBUFO1
    @1WEareBUFO1 4 года назад +10

    that levar burton fact is going to be awkwardly inserted into all my conversations, now

  • @lieutenantlettuce8306
    @lieutenantlettuce8306 5 лет назад +3

    Soundproof walls, liquid absorbing floor, built in shock system, and easy to access mainframe. The perfect house for the perfect crime.

  • @malmamia8912
    @malmamia8912 7 лет назад +57

    Those aren't oranges. Those are just tiny... Basketballs

    • @mrnat3058
      @mrnat3058 6 лет назад

      They're small orange TUNA NOODLE MY FAVORITE

  • @aaronthebox
    @aaronthebox 6 лет назад +1067

    I wonder how Ben would've felt if his dad wanted to date a basketball?

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny 6 лет назад +102

      I dunno why, I mean-does he like basketball?

    • @snowyicicle1335
      @snowyicicle1335 5 лет назад +40

      Wait does he like basketball or something?

    • @BulkBogan
      @BulkBogan 5 лет назад +17

      What even is basketball?

    • @Snortthememes
      @Snortthememes 5 лет назад +10

      @@BulkBogan never heard of it

    • @matthewtregaskis1761
      @matthewtregaskis1761 4 года назад +6

      Does it even use a ball

  • @hanyuukawaiinanodesu
    @hanyuukawaiinanodesu 5 лет назад +59

    i got an advertisement for "smart home security"
    im scared

  • @SuperKawaiiCupcakes
    @SuperKawaiiCupcakes 4 года назад +2

    Brb, subscribing. I needed a long movie to wash dishes to, and this is absolutely stellar. I love your voice, humor, and the way you go into details while still keeping it exciting. Thanks! Sometimes RUclips recommendations really hits the mark!

  • @DrewberTravels
    @DrewberTravels 6 лет назад +317

    Lockers are always huge in TV shows. I have never actually seen a locker that could fit a person inside it.

    • @emptyspotlight
      @emptyspotlight 5 лет назад +21

      We had those top locker and bottom lockers.

    • @snowyicicle1335
      @snowyicicle1335 5 лет назад +9

      In 5th and 6th grade I had lockers that big

    • @JovialDaze
      @JovialDaze 4 года назад +5

      I could fit in my high school locker. But then again I was 5'5 weighing 135 😂

    • @endorneyodera4366
      @endorneyodera4366 3 года назад +11

      Id be lucky to fit a backpack in my old lockers

    • @evanharrison4054
      @evanharrison4054 2 года назад +1

      We had big lockers like that, but then again, they were from the 60s or 70s. They were giant, sheet metal boxes with reinforced edges and the whole unit(about 4 lockers) weighed about a metric halfton.
      I think they still make them, but with an L-shape shelf in the middle so you can't stuff someone inside. They're also pretty much all just made of plywood and pressboard garbage that starts flaking off after about a year.

  • @Silver-oi6mu
    @Silver-oi6mu 6 лет назад +274

    Hearing Leela with that robot filter over her is making me uncomfortable.

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 лет назад +9

      Silver Dabu reminds me on the one episode where Leela believed to be a robot and they started a robolution

    • @PancakemonsterFO4
      @PancakemonsterFO4 6 лет назад +9

      Project1114 i mixed the Mutant Revolution with their visit on Chaplek 9, the human hating robot planet, where Fry and Leela disguised themselves as robots. Got it a bit mixed up in my head

    • @regirayquaza
      @regirayquaza 5 лет назад

      Brainbot Jezebel My favorite episode.

    • @copium5513
      @copium5513 5 лет назад +5

      Like when leela became sans undertale and yeeted on them

    • @Vir-Waterfall
      @Vir-Waterfall 5 лет назад

      Well she time traveled here so might as well.

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada 5 лет назад +7

    20:39
    Hey smart house, pat here, where are you fingers?

  • @leethompson-kolar6333
    @leethompson-kolar6333 4 года назад +9

    22:01 How hypocritical of you, Brutalmoose. Your mother was your house at one point in life.

  • @peedfarded
    @peedfarded 6 лет назад +372

    I vaguely remember this movie. This was a really strange experience,

    • @daneboyzen828
      @daneboyzen828 6 лет назад +1

      UGANDAN KNUCKLES
      Do yu kno da wey?

    • @randonlando418
      @randonlando418 5 лет назад +2

      Dane Boyzen oh no.... not Ugandan knuckles!

    • @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks
      @AsdfAsdf-mi6ks 5 лет назад +1

      Some Cynical Asshole i was terrified of this movie as a kid

  • @guywithpc7069
    @guywithpc7069 7 лет назад +92

    Brutal Moose + 90s spike hair = when?

    • @brutalmoose
      @brutalmoose  7 лет назад +103

      You missed it. It was in the 90s and it was regrettable.

    • @matthewhunter1193
      @matthewhunter1193 7 лет назад +3

      90s Spiked haired Brutal Moose, of course!

    • @Geegs
      @Geegs 7 лет назад +2

      Don't worry. We got GrandmaMoose now.

    • @P-lo_ol-9
      @P-lo_ol-9 7 лет назад

      I had that and loved it!
      ... aaaaah the 90s... a simpler time

  • @mipmipmipmipmip
    @mipmipmipmipmip 2 года назад +2

    21:20 the family should ask Sara one time why she thought it a good design idea to include locking metal panels

  • @chelanmoly8281
    @chelanmoly8281 5 лет назад +9

    I forgot ALL ABOUT this movie! Probably because I'm a late 90s child so a lot of dcom films memories are pretty vague for me but WOW I definitely remember watching this one as a kid! Major throwback~ ;7;

  • @critaper9996
    @critaper9996 7 лет назад +149

    Tuna noodle, my favorite!

  • @Blessious
    @Blessious 7 лет назад +124

    Man, this movie was my jam back in the day. Definitally was cool seeing it again, plus I had no idea that LeVar Burton directed it. MIND. BLOWN

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 5 лет назад +1

      Sir. "Definitely." Not this made-up word you used.

    • @gunnymaru2900
      @gunnymaru2900 2 года назад +8

      @@lucasbell4831 You waited two years to be a dickhead, and it took me two years to call you out on it.

  • @legatebunyuk4853
    @legatebunyuk4853 5 лет назад +12

    where you the one who added the victory day march for patts "threatening footage of the outside world" for a meme or was it the movie?

  • @ophiolatrix
    @ophiolatrix 3 года назад +14

    I feel like Pat maybe should deserve personhood since we know she's sentient and has her own feelings, but that she still doesn't deserve to be their mom not because she's "not real" but because she's a horrible person who's gotten violent with them.
    Anyway, Tuna Noodle happens to be my favorite as well.

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 6 лет назад +154

    To this movie's credit, other than the ridiculous and sometimes actually impossible tech, it's fairly accurate to modern smart homes. Prediction algarithims, personalized alarms, actively spying on us, automatic appliances, voice commands, connections to entertainment systems, reminders, colored lighting, automatic locks, on-demand information, having huge inherit security flaws, generally becoming more annoying than useful, etc. It's actually really impressive for something from the 90s, a decade known for the huge overestimation of the future that is Back to the Future 2.

    • @jayeisenhardt1337
      @jayeisenhardt1337 4 года назад +1

      But we are just a simulation on the holodeck because somebody wanted to play director of a movie. Decades later here we are. I wonder if they just turned us on again or if our memories of time passing were written in for us?

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni Год назад

      @@jayeisenhardt1337 Schizo detected

  • @LesleyADragon
    @LesleyADragon 7 лет назад +45

    To be honest, the idea of a smart house somehow fulfilling a parental (emotional) role in the absence of a dead human parent is an excellent science fiction premise. Would've been interesting if they'd gone in that direction.

    • @colefisher1240
      @colefisher1240 7 лет назад

      I read it in 6th grade. It's so dark! Lol. And I feel like it ties into the same universe as Fahrenheit and the pedestrian

  • @jordanhansen3554
    @jordanhansen3554 3 года назад +1

    This was my first introduction to Ian’s videos, and I’ve enjoyed them all since.

  • @ironicoxide
    @ironicoxide 6 лет назад +140

    tfw no mommy dom house gf

  • @raggedyanarchist
    @raggedyanarchist 7 лет назад +60

    what is "feed my tuna noodle to the carpet" a euphemism for?

    • @anglosaxiphone8246
      @anglosaxiphone8246 7 лет назад +28

      Ruby Doomsday lesbian sex with an aphrodisiac

    • @cheesewizard8943
      @cheesewizard8943 6 лет назад

      Screwing a bunny rabbit in every orifice in its body with a stick of celery coating in peanut butter, honey, and your own jizz

    • @virkdoeswork
      @virkdoeswork 5 лет назад

      WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PPL

  • @hardman666
    @hardman666 7 лет назад +90

    Anyone imagining Leela when hearing the house talk?

  • @conradmader2264
    @conradmader2264 5 лет назад +3

    21:14 The perfect opportunity to make a 2001 Space Odyssey reference, but they don't take it.

  • @mikamo
    @mikamo 3 года назад +2

    “Huh, I don’t think I’ve seen this episode of Brutal Moose before.”
    4:16:
    *”I have seen this episode of Brutal Moose before.”*

  • @IAMLH
    @IAMLH 7 лет назад +306

    *PULL UP YOUR SHORTS, FRY!*

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 6 лет назад +6

      OW

    • @miraclewade4466
      @miraclewade4466 6 лет назад

      your channel is ancient

    • @SirChubbyBunny
      @SirChubbyBunny 6 лет назад

      2purple Pianos Me? I've been around since 2006 with alt channels. So yeah, I'm ancient.

    • @capaya8139
      @capaya8139 6 лет назад

      SirChubbyBunny not you, the person who made the comment in the first place. They've been uploading since 2007

  • @live_kaito_reaction
    @live_kaito_reaction 7 лет назад +93

    I want to see Smart House with Pat being Glados.

    • @r0be077
      @r0be077 7 лет назад +7

      That Other Guy I'd like to see Glados vs. Pat.

    • @101Rouge
      @101Rouge 7 лет назад +10

      *Bakes a black forest cake and makes a companion cube*
      AAAAAHHH PARTY!!!!

    • @Spookery
      @Spookery 7 лет назад +5

      oh god the whole ending would just be neurotoxin

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 7 лет назад +1

      Glados faced a whole lot of abuse. She would win, hands down, because of how that changed her.

    • @masonallen3961
      @masonallen3961 7 лет назад +3

      I want to see a smart house, where instead of having Pat having the voice of Leela, Pat has the voice of Bender.

  • @LLWW
    @LLWW 5 лет назад +7

    I wanted that house so much growing up lol. Also 10/10 still need floor absorbers

  • @Phrikeares
    @Phrikeares 4 года назад +11

    15:30 Wow the age range at that party is like 6 to 25.
    Look at the adults in the background

    • @elisabetrouge
      @elisabetrouge 2 года назад +2

      I wonder if they put all their child actors in the shot then realized there was too much empty space and had to put adults in hoping no one would notice.

    • @mellow_mallow
      @mellow_mallow Год назад

      They may be hosting a secret party but they're smart enough to bring chaperones in case something goes wrong

  • @PaladinLuke
    @PaladinLuke 7 лет назад +77

    Pat takes the souls of anyone who gets comfortable inside her, crushes their corpses, finely grinds them, and then liquidizes all of their belongings. Then she mixes it all together and molds the mixture into a spherical shape, colors them, and makes the spheres flavored.
    That's how she gets all those oranges.

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 7 лет назад +5

      But she was only recently constructed, and this is the first family to move in. Not to mention, if any of those families has more than one orange, the whole system becomes unsustainable.
      I for one think she uses highly sophisticated nano technology to repurpose the family's waste material into near perfect imitations of various kinds of foods, including fresh fruit, and with considerably little effort, chocolate chips. In other words, that kid's gonna spend the rest of his life eating his own shit for breakfast.

    • @PaladinLuke
      @PaladinLuke 7 лет назад +1

      Poirot's Mustache Sure, but then what happened to the guy working with Sarah at the beginning? Don't you know how many oranges he could make?

    • @nutlet1
      @nutlet1 7 лет назад

      That sounds like an scp

  • @TheGodshatter
    @TheGodshatter 6 лет назад +113

    Is it "REALLY" a "SMART HOUSE" if I can't feed it my tuna noodle!?
    A question I ask myself everyday.

  • @BrendanJSmith
    @BrendanJSmith 4 года назад +25

    I’m disappointed that “Our House” is nowhere to be found in the movie’s soundtrack.