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  • Опубликовано: 19 май 2024
  • Today I'm taking a look back at MTV's outrageous speed dating show "Next" from 2005. It's something else.
    www.brutalmoose.com
    0:00 - Intro / A Brief History of MTV
    4:24 - "Next" Overview / Explanation
    12:40 - Reviewing a full episode of Next
    21:26 - Conclusion
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    Background music provided by Epidemic Sound.
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  • @brutalmoose
    @brutalmoose  3 года назад +3387

    Update: People are telling me that you can watch Next on Pluto TV! Looks like they have an MTV Dating channel, which sounds terrible/amazing.

  • @Borninxixax
    @Borninxixax 3 года назад +2806

    Both Yo Momma and Next both feel like tv shows from GTA V

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet 3 года назад +79

      I love that 🤣 one of my favorite things from the GTA series is the tv/radio shows. Soooo good.

    • @firefox1965
      @firefox1965 3 года назад +117

      I'm probably wrong, but I kept thinking that the logo for Yo Momma looked similar if not exactly the same to the GTA text font.

    • @Fooma777
      @Fooma777 3 года назад +21

      @@firefox1965 I thought that tooooooooo!

    • @yellowpowr8455
      @yellowpowr8455 3 года назад +28

      It’s totally at least a similar font.

    • @gam3army
      @gam3army 3 года назад +11

      now that you say thatit dose sound like a gta show or such XD

  • @ScoladeGaming
    @ScoladeGaming 3 года назад +2301

    Everyone on this show sounds like a character in a low budget PS2 game.

  • @DeadMeat
    @DeadMeat 3 года назад +1221

    Love your videos, man. Hilarious cadence and editing.

    • @adriansrsa90
      @adriansrsa90 3 года назад +43

      how has nobody replied to james yet??? pog moment

    • @beaniebean4885
      @beaniebean4885 3 года назад +16

      @@adriansrsa90 how the hell does this only have 2 likes

    • @novayt4106
      @novayt4106 3 года назад +36

      I never expect james A Jenise to watch this video

    • @jonn8911
      @jonn8911 3 года назад +3

      Agreed

    • @isosteenkamp4387
      @isosteenkamp4387 3 года назад +17

      OH SHIT JAMES!!! (OR CHELSEA) I'VE LITERALLY BEEN WATCHING SINCE YOUR FIRST DEAD MEAT VID

  • @zanpakutoman4225
    @zanpakutoman4225 2 года назад +210

    I remembered an episode of NEXT, where the first guy was wearing jorts (jean shorts) and everybody else on the bus was making fun of him. The girl nexted him immediately and the next 3 guys didn't last long either, so all the guys did most of the talking on the bus. They eventually all started to like the jorts and the fifth guy actually swapped pants with the jorts, and ran out on the date saying nothing but "JORTS!" through the obstacle course then got nexted. It taught me all I needed was some cool bros and a nice pair of jean shorts.

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames Год назад +26

      brotherhood of the traveling jorts

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 Год назад +3

      @@AlexisTwoLastNames
      Nice

    • @mickeyp6639
      @mickeyp6639 Год назад +4

      @@AlexisTwoLastNames brotherhood of the traveling... shants?

    • @carleeelizabeth
      @carleeelizabeth 6 месяцев назад

      that's beautiful, man

  • @thomasdegroat6039
    @thomasdegroat6039 3 года назад +849

    "Last time I made $1 and I'd like to at least match that."
    That is like a legitimately funny line.

    • @Blakbox92
      @Blakbox92 2 года назад +24

      The delivery is so genuine and awkward

    • @buenoskater555
      @buenoskater555 Год назад

      Agreed, I lol'd

  • @fryingpanda9103
    @fryingpanda9103 3 года назад +1390

    This show makes the 2000s feel more dated than the 90s.

    • @monehget
      @monehget 3 года назад +14

      Fr

    • @scottkrafft6830
      @scottkrafft6830 3 года назад +18

      Holy crap I just remembered this show! I used to watch it when I was like a year or two old! XDDDD
      Well, I didn't "watch" it, more like my parents were watching it and I just happened to be in the room with them.

    • @micahcook2408
      @micahcook2408 3 года назад +47

      That’s the entire 2000s era lmaooo shit was weird. It was like the 90s up by x10

    • @johndotcue
      @johndotcue 3 года назад +30

      2000's was like a completely different universe and we were all transported there somehow.
      I guess Y2K really did happen.

    • @mistertagomago7974
      @mistertagomago7974 3 года назад +14

      Maybe the 2000s really are more dated than the 90s.

  • @LAZY-RUBY
    @LAZY-RUBY 3 года назад +1148

    I wouldn't mind being on this show. My plaque would be like
    **RUBY, 26**
    -Owns 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog
    -Scared of lakes
    -Once accidentally stabbed self

    • @purplegill10
      @purplegill10 3 года назад +43

      Beautiful.

    • @vinnygameryes9477
      @vinnygameryes9477 3 года назад +78

      I understand being scared of lakes and accidentally stabbing yourself but do you actually own 4 copies of Shadow the Hedgehog? If so, why? I don't hate the game I am just very curious.

    • @landofgrundo
      @landofgrundo 3 года назад +45

      @@vinnygameryes9477 I'm more curious about how they accidentally stabbed themself. Please explain

    • @Floedekage
      @Floedekage 3 года назад +30

      @@landofgrundo I'm curious about the lake thing.
      So maybe they can get back to us and expand on all the points?

    • @MasterOfKnowledge.
      @MasterOfKnowledge. 3 года назад +37

      @@vinnygameryes9477 You say this as if owning 4 copies of Shadow The Hedgehog is super odd

  • @coolnormalandwelladjusted
    @coolnormalandwelladjusted 3 года назад +484

    When I say the 90s didn’t end until like 2008, this is what I’m talking about

    • @sirraf23
      @sirraf23 3 года назад +58

      Lol I went to prison at the beginning of 2007 and got out ar the end of 2009. You are 100% correct on that assessment. It was like coming out into a different world but it had only been 2 years. Smartphones have completley changed so many things about how society does everything now.

    • @rabbadidi7385
      @rabbadidi7385 3 года назад +35

      @@browniecinco 90s kids are milenials not boomers lol

    • @adamburdt8794
      @adamburdt8794 3 года назад +14

      Thats why I always confuse things for being 90's when they actually came out in 2004

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 года назад +14

      @@browniecinco we'll all be seniors to a younger generation one day...

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 года назад +2

      @@adamburdt8794 i do that as well lol. my mind wanes the older i get

  • @whyamilikethis4103
    @whyamilikethis4103 3 года назад +741

    "The Dickey" has a level of confidence I don't think I can ever achieve.

    • @FluffRainbowDash
      @FluffRainbowDash 3 года назад +80

      I wonder what he's doing now. I hope he still has confidence.

    • @APoliticalConfusionAndMess
      @APoliticalConfusionAndMess 3 года назад +12

      No offense, but he has TOO much confidence.

    • @mohammedalmusawi1865
      @mohammedalmusawi1865 3 года назад +198

      @@APoliticalConfusionAndMess sounds like you can't handle The Dickey

    • @peepawfart
      @peepawfart 3 года назад +13

      I hate how i can recognize the character in your icon

    • @blanddull6881
      @blanddull6881 3 года назад +25

      The Dickey is a god amongst men.

  • @Lazysupermutant
    @Lazysupermutant 3 года назад +477

    Ian is slowly evolving into the male kindergarten teacher at the charter school who's really sweet and enthusiastic but you're not entirely sure if he has his teaching license.

    • @megachaosblast126
      @megachaosblast126 3 года назад +25

      Next!

    • @bijosen1670
      @bijosen1670 3 года назад +51

      That’s weirdly obscure and specific

    • @Pinkfairywife
      @Pinkfairywife 3 года назад +8

      And you have a crush

    • @Lazysupermutant
      @Lazysupermutant 3 года назад +12

      @@Pinkfairywife It's more like I feel a distinct kinship as a fellow kindergarten teacher.

  • @TrailMix135
    @TrailMix135 3 года назад +257

    This show feels like it was written by The Onion. It feels so genuinely like a reality tv show, but the things these people say are just unbelievable. It has to be parody the way these people deliver such ludicrous lines with an unwavering boldness like there’s a bonus check for corniest delivery. It feels just like every Onion video I’ve ever seen. It’s so committed to the rules of its contemporary medium in every way except the outrageous dialogue. This show is wonderful, I can’t imagine how there could even be one bad episode of this dazzling spectacle. It’s such a unique train wreck because I very seriously doubt this is intentional satire and instead think it’s just really awkward terrible 90s writing, but it’s so beautifully hilarious that I can’t say it’s a bad show.

    • @domingadoflaminga3961
      @domingadoflaminga3961 3 года назад +11

      NEXT as a segment of the Eric Andre Show. I can see it

    • @kayd9405
      @kayd9405 2 года назад +4

      It feels like something TroomTroom created.

    • @NameAvailable
      @NameAvailable 2 года назад +12

      The Onion’s ‘Sex House’ is very similar to this show. I’d say Next is one of the shows Sex House is mocking, but Next clearly contains elements of satire and parody as well.

  • @Choatemister
    @Choatemister 3 года назад +942

    Do you think Dicky ever found a lady who could handle “the Dicky” and lived happily?

    • @Ninjakitty100
      @Ninjakitty100 3 года назад +84

      I hope so. That man deserves it!

    • @Gwenlikesmilk
      @Gwenlikesmilk 3 года назад +173

      Fool, the Dicky is more powerful than any known entity. He is un-handleable

    • @bobbytonson5890
      @bobbytonson5890 3 года назад +40

      @@Gwenlikesmilk The DIcky is like a wild animal. You try to handle the Dicky and it just charges right into you before your mind can even handle the idea that the Dicky exists.

    • @appsmasher7932
      @appsmasher7932 2 года назад +13

      Probably. Dude’s definitely a sex magnet.

    • @contexted
      @contexted 2 года назад +9

      someone, find him

  • @BowlingDudeTTV
    @BowlingDudeTTV 3 года назад +400

    "I'm adam and I'm 24. I made 1 dollar last time..... and I'd like to at least match that."

    • @jacksonpercy8044
      @jacksonpercy8044 3 года назад +37

      He sounds so hopeful and hopeless at the same time.

  • @NTA_Luciana
    @NTA_Luciana 3 года назад +1326

    This show has some serious "workplace sexual harassment training video" energy

    • @ditzyrose700
      @ditzyrose700 3 года назад +57

      Shh that's the next brutalmoose video

    • @beaniebean4885
      @beaniebean4885 3 года назад +7

      Thats what I was thinking

    • @oharrison7158
      @oharrison7158 3 года назад +4

      Lmao that's oddly accurate

    • @badgerlordpatrick6493
      @badgerlordpatrick6493 3 года назад +1

      I must admit, when you put it that way, I'm annoyed you can't choose to opt out of safety and harassment law if you really hate yourself.

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 года назад +2

      @Gold Rose dudes has often gotten away with way more than they should be allowed, that's for sure, and often for the sake of "comedy"

  • @zandithshloper2005
    @zandithshloper2005 3 года назад +54

    Honestly I got mad respect for The Dicky the all red suit with a leopard print hat is a hard look to pull off

  • @angrytheclown801
    @angrytheclown801 3 года назад +147

    They needed a card to say:
    Mark: 23
    -Working towards a Doctorate
    -Builds cars
    -Thought this was a Greyhound Bus

  • @Dickalicious
    @Dickalicious 3 года назад +1713

    Best $1 I ever earned.

  • @pacificcoastbreeze
    @pacificcoastbreeze 3 года назад +627

    "I like to text people when I make poopy"
    Clearly a scholar ahead of her time

    • @vinilla02
      @vinilla02 3 года назад +62

      She predicted meme culture

    • @Sin_Alder
      @Sin_Alder 3 года назад +6

      So precious.

    • @jacockistitsworth9392
      @jacockistitsworth9392 3 года назад +1

      What a dream.

    • @HeroOfTimpani
      @HeroOfTimpani 3 года назад +9

      She is speaking the language of the gods

    • @Soulraven2735
      @Soulraven2735 3 года назад +1

      Does anyone else think the fact she said poopy is adorable?

  • @honeyhuney
    @honeyhuney 3 года назад +96

    they’re lines all sounds like they’d be said in icarly

    • @itspierre8228
      @itspierre8228 3 года назад +16

      “Curvy girls make my junk twitch”

    • @dannydamnmendez
      @dannydamnmendez 2 года назад

      @@itspierre8228 clearly predicting what's to come in the reboot

  • @sonicecho4777
    @sonicecho4777 3 года назад +99

    I really like the awful clothes of the 2000s, just really nostalgic for me

  • @no-gc6hp
    @no-gc6hp 3 года назад +1391

    i gotta admit that i like to watch brutalmoose while i make poopy

    • @madmilleruhohpoopy7215
      @madmilleruhohpoopy7215 3 года назад +52

      I'm reading this on the toilet hahahahaha

    • @alexisjsosa
      @alexisjsosa 3 года назад +64

      Im squatting and brutalmoosing

    • @NachoJazz13
      @NachoJazz13 3 года назад +13

      Current state

    • @JEASOUA
      @JEASOUA 3 года назад +5

      same

    • @bobsbrain397
      @bobsbrain397 3 года назад +28

      I read this before hearing the line in the episode.
      I thought this was a dumb comment that Ian hearted that had nothing to do with the show.
      I am appaled that I was wrong.

  • @kylefreeburg9353
    @kylefreeburg9353 3 года назад +797

    Wait, this show is where the "Kyle: nicknamed nugget, loves Hannah Montana, cries all the time " came from!

    • @Mngalahad
      @Mngalahad 3 года назад +19

      what

    • @Linnea-nb2jh
      @Linnea-nb2jh 3 года назад +37

      It sure is, my dude!

    • @valdecoxib
      @valdecoxib 3 года назад +11

      oh my god it is

    • @gracekim25
      @gracekim25 3 года назад +2

      Oh

    • @SamitadeMilanesa
      @SamitadeMilanesa 3 года назад +7

      I also remember one that said something like "once his grandma walked in on him covered in baby oil"

  • @juliannah5721
    @juliannah5721 3 года назад +164

    Remember the show where the parents hate their child's SO, so they choose a couple kids to go on dates with their child & hopefully steal them away. Of course, the SO waits with the parents at the house, & watches the dates while they're happening. It was insane.
    Edit: PARENTAL CONTROL!!!!

    • @s52pana
      @s52pana 3 года назад +2

      Hahahahah damn I all of a sudden had a surge of memories of that stupid show... watched the hell out of it 🤣😅

    • @moralebooster8437
      @moralebooster8437 2 года назад

      Yes!!! Definitely remember watching that after school

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 года назад +1

      oh yeah, i mentioned it as well. weird concepts i suppose, certainly their execution was...questionable lol. i certainly don't remember them as well as i should it seems, but i try to remember them fondly, its all anyone can do really

    • @SirMalorak
      @SirMalorak 2 года назад +4

      MTV was wild man

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 года назад

      @@SirMalorak they certainly tried to be lol

  • @b00j
    @b00j 3 года назад +78

    “I’m going to the circus and I’m looking for a freak!”
    Me on dating aps

    • @RaTcHeT302
      @RaTcHeT302 2 года назад +2

      AW, U DON'T HAVE TO PUT URSELF DOWN LIKE THAT

    • @aubreyh1930
      @aubreyh1930 Год назад

      @@RaTcHeT302 how is trying to find a freak a bad thing lol a lot of people find that desirable. Not everyone likes vanilla stuff

  • @funkyfunkskystime5651
    @funkyfunkskystime5651 3 года назад +1005

    This looks like a fictional reality show that would be in a cutscene for something like Tony Hawk's Underground, complete with dumb dance animations

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 3 года назад +23

      Yeah. Like a jet set radio cutscene!

    • @FSEThompson
      @FSEThompson 3 года назад +53

      All of these lines sound like something I’d hear while flipping through the radio on GTA

    • @videsjlv
      @videsjlv 3 года назад +8

      It is fake so thats why

    • @plus6481
      @plus6481 3 года назад +14

      Yo momma seems like it would be in gta 5.

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 3 года назад

      @Heavy Metal Collector the victory dance animations, the losing animations, the over the top police?

  • @jonathanburleson9234
    @jonathanburleson9234 3 года назад +478

    “I’m Jebecky. I’m 19, 6’4”, and I’m definitely allergic to Cookie Crisp.”

    • @richardgadberry8398
      @richardgadberry8398 3 года назад +9

      NEXT!!!!

    • @daniel7139
      @daniel7139 3 года назад +11

      Date my mom 2 date my mom again

    • @weekenddrew3330
      @weekenddrew3330 3 года назад +19

      Is that a nakey jakey reference?

    • @Alydm9
      @Alydm9 3 года назад +1

      Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

  • @awwgez
    @awwgez 3 года назад +44

    Dickey was a time traveler here to warn us of the great dangers ahead and he was Nexted! We weren't ready.

    • @jojoversus1100
      @jojoversus1100 2 года назад +2

      He's the current vocalist for Infant Annihilator. Search their video Three Bastards. He wears the red suit in the video. He goes by Dickie Allen now.

  • @no-man_baugh
    @no-man_baugh 3 года назад +23

    My working theory of “Dicky” is that it’s actually a disguise, and if he were to got a girl, he would reveal himself to actually be Foxy Shazam!
    However he also kept is a secret from the next crew and his agent to make the surprise bigger, and after he got nexted, he chose to keep it a secret and never tell anyone ever again

    • @pearhouse6350
      @pearhouse6350 2 года назад +1

      You would make a better writer for these shows tbh. That Foxy Shazam reveal would have me SHOOK

  • @BunnyChamberX
    @BunnyChamberX 3 года назад +597

    "I love stuff thats worn in and used, Vanessa is perfect for me!"
    Jesus Christ bring this guy BACK!

    • @YolkbytePNG
      @YolkbytePNG 3 года назад +9

      I thought he said "I love stuff that is horny and unused"

    • @russianbot8576
      @russianbot8576 3 года назад +1

      this guy was the first hipster

  • @Wyvern_Rosfield
    @Wyvern_Rosfield 3 года назад +554

    "She's exactly what I'd do if I built a woman." That is an actual thing a person said with their mouth.

    • @RetroAmateur1989
      @RetroAmateur1989 3 года назад +12

      I am literally shaking!

    • @thatnerdwinter7894
      @thatnerdwinter7894 3 года назад +33

      Not only that, but it was somehow considered romantic

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад +28

      This is the kind of line that haunts people at night years later.

    • @beanoptodon
      @beanoptodon 3 года назад +27

      My bf being an engineer, I would take that as a compliment from him lol

    • @natkatmac
      @natkatmac 3 года назад +17

      *Weird Science enters chat*

  • @chayden153
    @chayden153 3 года назад +40

    "curvy girls make my junk twitch" bitch I'm shook

  • @JovialDaze
    @JovialDaze 3 года назад +32

    Happy 39th birthday MTV. Thank you for 17 years of music.

  • @HighwaterTrousers
    @HighwaterTrousers 3 года назад +856

    "You can't handle The Dicky!"
    We can make fun of everyone, but that man had a plan and went for it! I bet to this day, he's still dressed like that, does The Dicky Spin, and is definitely single.

    • @channelwhatchamacallit2614
      @channelwhatchamacallit2614 3 года назад +92

      I'd be up for going on a date w/ someone purely for wearing that outfit

    • @bluejay43
      @bluejay43 3 года назад +35

      channel whatchamacallit Me too! You can’t knock that style

    • @MadamFoogie
      @MadamFoogie 3 года назад +32

      Dicky seems like a really fun guy to me! I'd give him a whirl.

    • @gunkwizardry
      @gunkwizardry 3 года назад +55

      if you think that raw sex magnet known as dicky is single, you're wrong

    • @Belgand
      @Belgand 3 года назад +5

      I mean, I'm pretty sure the producers dressed him like that.

  • @Thainthood
    @Thainthood 3 года назад +318

    “I’m not endorsing the jokes made on this show, but I am laughing at them” me watching the official Ghost Stories anime English dub

  • @superotterboy1737
    @superotterboy1737 3 года назад +47

    As someone who's become more nostalgic for the late 90s and early 2000s trash lately, your channel is even more relevant now. Damn, us 90s kids were really born into an era of hot trash and I wouldn't have it any other way. Hahahaha

  • @MindyYT143
    @MindyYT143 3 года назад +84

    The narrator of Next sounds like the one from Troom Troom. I’m truly traumatize rn. 🤯

    • @strayiggytv
      @strayiggytv 3 года назад +17

      Holy shit yes. I was accumulating psychic damage from the narrator and I couldn't figure out why.

    • @SL-ul3yr
      @SL-ul3yr 3 года назад +5

      Oh God, I thought she sounded familiar. Will this poor woman ever have peace?

  • @guppy2816
    @guppy2816 3 года назад +595

    Next is a show that could only exist in the early 2000's.

    • @johnalogue9832
      @johnalogue9832 3 года назад +12

      We can only hope.
      Don't give 2020 ideas.

    • @oneish7454
      @oneish7454 3 года назад +6

      I don't remember the early 2000s, not sure if I should be glad or not.

    • @cjhs2006
      @cjhs2006 3 года назад +3

      You Aren’t Wrong

    • @snes3351
      @snes3351 3 года назад +2

      Thoose were the times

    • @sand0decker
      @sand0decker 3 года назад +3

      @@oneish7454 you should be sad, they were a different time. Like the 90s, but the tech was cooler

  • @beepbeepdying125
    @beepbeepdying125 3 года назад +1027

    of course, we all know the true best reality show is bad boy bachelor

    • @C.V317
      @C.V317 3 года назад +27

      We need more misadventures of iAN Shade.

    • @FieryRedmond
      @FieryRedmond 3 года назад +8

      Bad Boy Bachelor didn't have enough caste iron bitches tho

    • @blazebaby89
      @blazebaby89 3 года назад +6

      I still think of him as iAN sometimes 😂

    • @beepbeepdying125
      @beepbeepdying125 3 года назад +10

      Redmond bad boy bachelor didnt have any buildings mailed brick by brick either. tragic

    • @TemporalDreamer
      @TemporalDreamer 3 года назад +1

      And I was just rewatching that stream!

  • @elizen__
    @elizen__ 3 года назад +18

    YOU UNLOCKED A MEMORY THAT WAS HIDDEN DEEP IN THE BACK OF THE VAULT IN MY HEAD.

  • @fineblanket
    @fineblanket 3 года назад +21

    "I worked at hooters, now my hooters work for me" wow. a round of applause

  • @anthraxcrab3238
    @anthraxcrab3238 3 года назад +448

    Too bad she couldn’t handle The Dicky.

    • @vincenzo082
      @vincenzo082 3 года назад +47

      The world couldn't handle The Dicky

    • @astrochiken
      @astrochiken 3 года назад +9

      "No, no. Just go."

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 3 года назад +7

      I would gladly go on a date with The Dicky he seems fun

    • @timothymckane6362
      @timothymckane6362 3 года назад +6

      He looks like a Rule 63 version of Carmen Sandiego.

    • @alexanderthomas3187
      @alexanderthomas3187 3 года назад

      @@thesmiler1579 I don't blame you, he was by far the coolest guy on the show

  • @Stoneth
    @Stoneth 2 года назад +63

    As kind of over-the-top as Next was, I do have to give the show some credit as it did feature some episodes with same-sex dating which was nice to see considering it aired about a decade before Obergefell v. Hodges and I wasn't used to seeing same-sex dating on TV in any capacity at the time since LGBTQ acceptance was kinda ... iffy at the time.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 4 месяца назад

      Was it actually done with respect or was it just “haha lesbians are hot amiright fellaaas”

  • @strain42
    @strain42 3 года назад +10

    The one I remember is Baggage. You had like one dater try to pick one of three contestants, and each contestant had a small, medium, and large briefcase that contained some embarrassing or gross secret about them that got bigger and bigger. Like the small one might be "likes to pick his toes" but the final one might be like "wears a clown nose during intercourse" and then once the dater picks the contestant, they reveal one big piece of baggage about themselves and the contestant gets a chance to reject the dater.
    It was fairly interesting...and also hosted by Jerry Springer of all people.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 4 месяца назад +1

      Jerry’s the supreme pioneer of trash television so it makes sense lol

  • @lemonzess4202
    @lemonzess4202 3 года назад +284

    I need a “where are they now” for this show.

  • @blakecombden9063
    @blakecombden9063 3 года назад +541

    I don’t want to spread rumours, but is Ian secretly “The Dicky”?

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 3 года назад +138

      I'm not saying they're the same person, but I've never seen them in the same place

    • @Dickalicious
      @Dickalicious 3 года назад +32

      Maaaaaaayyybe

    • @88HEATHENWOLF
      @88HEATHENWOLF 3 года назад +7

      he's just glad you haven't discovered his real Secret identity, Hungry Man.

  • @kassemir
    @kassemir 3 года назад +26

    "I like that hat"
    You know. The hat from the costume the producers made you wear.
    Literally the worst compliment he could've come up with :D

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 3 года назад +56

    Kurt Cobain used to call it "Empty TV." He had no idea.

    • @cold_chimp
      @cold_chimp 3 года назад +12

      thats not the only kurt cobain thing thats empty if you know what i mean

    • @kaaaanke
      @kaaaanke 2 года назад

      @@cold_chimp classy

    • @cold_chimp
      @cold_chimp 2 года назад +1

      @@kaaaanke I have pride in my high brow humor

    • @shamusbob7969
      @shamusbob7969 2 года назад

      @@cold_chimp Sometimes you just gotta leave the low-hanging fruit for the 12 year olds.

    • @justinhunt4767
      @justinhunt4767 Год назад

      He ended up blowing his head off for a reason

  • @frankf684
    @frankf684 3 года назад +375

    “Her buuuubes.”-Tiny nuts 2006

  • @shakennotstirred3564
    @shakennotstirred3564 3 года назад +256

    Please, I need to see a full Analytical review on “Yo Momma” the show. It was very obviously the peak of American culture.

    • @ceb4007
      @ceb4007 3 года назад +8

      It’s our proudest achievement

    • @gabriellarena2256
      @gabriellarena2256 3 года назад +7

      yo momma is so repetitive the video wouldn't be so entertainin
      get it, its a literal yo momma roast

  • @CallMeNeecko
    @CallMeNeecko 3 года назад +111

    People today: Dating has gone down the tubes, with all of our apps, and the bachelor, and online relationships...
    Me: Remember Next?

    • @mastershadowreaper
      @mastershadowreaper 3 года назад

      eh, next was kinda innocent in away. it wasn't that sexual. but dating is so degenerative these days. I can't stand it

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 3 года назад +3

      @@mastershadowreaper there are still people who value real stuff

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 3 года назад +3

      None of those ways are really bad for dating.

    • @derekw104
      @derekw104 3 года назад +11

      @@mastershadowreaper "Curvy girls make my junk twitch" - Next

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 года назад

      true enough. i think dating has gotten overcomplicated since dating adds were placed in the mail, but then, well, the past is dark as well. i don't think we humans know what we're doing. we're lonely, and seek love in very unusual places sometimes, and one can only wish their was a better, easier way, but when has life ever been easy as the saying goes...

  • @taptwoproductions456
    @taptwoproductions456 3 года назад +15

    I remember "Next" and your overview was FAR more pleasant than watching an episode of it. Please do more like this

  • @acousticeel9695
    @acousticeel9695 3 года назад +372

    “I hope this guy is thicker than my accent” Ahead of her time.

    • @SamitadeMilanesa
      @SamitadeMilanesa 3 года назад +3

      Honestly! That's something I'd say today in 2020

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад

      It seemed so natural I didn't even think about how long ago this was, nice catch

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 года назад

      Guys can be thicc too!

    • @skeetsmcgrew3282
      @skeetsmcgrew3282 3 года назад

      Do you think she meant stupid? Cause before like 2015 that's normally what thick meant

    • @Shadamyfan-rs8xc
      @Shadamyfan-rs8xc 3 года назад +3

      @@skeetsmcgrew3282 "I hope this guy is dumber than my accent" 😂

  • @QuackenColony
    @QuackenColony 3 года назад +99

    My roommates were watching this show recently and I walked in on the person saying one of the daters "Looked like a gay, wet rat" and nexted him immediately.

    • @vinilla02
      @vinilla02 3 года назад +26

      Oh shit, it’s me

  • @Violant3
    @Violant3 3 года назад +46

    MTV in brazil was epic, everyone loved it, they had a very successful mix of music and original comedy shows, the sad thing was that they got so big and so popular that the actors and directors were bought by the major brazilian television channels, making MTV close it's doors shortly after.

  • @MFPLATYPUS
    @MFPLATYPUS 3 года назад +18

    i swear i remember an episode of next where the contestants were older women who were all supposed to be teachers and lunch ladies and the episode ended with them making out in the bus
    2006 was a wild time man

  • @dougfancy101290
    @dougfancy101290 3 года назад +326

    I really want a "Where Are They Now?" special with some of these contestants.

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal 3 года назад +30

      I think that would interfere with their unemployment claims.

    • @DACopperhead2
      @DACopperhead2 3 года назад +30

      I don't think we'll be able to handle where The Dicky is

    • @worldcomicsreview354
      @worldcomicsreview354 3 года назад +4

      What do you think the "big project" is?

    • @gurvmlk
      @gurvmlk 3 года назад +1

      @@worldcomicsreview354 That would be amazing, but something of that scale is something I'd more expect from a channel like JonTron or Cinemassacre than I would from this channel.

    • @cocolime6496
      @cocolime6496 3 года назад

      There's a RUclipsr on here, goes by supdaily, he participated on one of these shows

  • @user-ko8ri1fx8i
    @user-ko8ri1fx8i 3 года назад +405

    Man I'd date Dickey and I ain't even gay. Dude's got style.

    • @skrumpo
      @skrumpo 3 года назад +63

      Yeah man, he also does his homework while pooping. How can you not want to date him?

    • @badgerlordpatrick6493
      @badgerlordpatrick6493 3 года назад +3

      Very conscientious and low in trait neuroticism. What's not to love?

  • @tortillabag
    @tortillabag 3 года назад +9

    I remember putting on MTV for background music whenever I would have to do chores, and then tuning in again at night for the reality tv lmao
    I just realized how long ago its been since I've turned on a TV and actively seeked out MTV.

  • @audramcdonaldapologist3676
    @audramcdonaldapologist3676 3 года назад +40

    Petition to have Brutalmoose review “Yo Mama”

  • @toacidrainbows
    @toacidrainbows 3 года назад +656

    My friend was on this show, I can say they are actors and this was listed as an acting gig.

    • @MrSkerpentine
      @MrSkerpentine 3 года назад +50

      WAIT REALLY???? /s

    • @mutestingray
      @mutestingray 3 года назад +104

      That makes this one of the funniest comedy shows IMO.

    • @bigtimehardline03
      @bigtimehardline03 3 года назад +2

      WHAT HOW

    • @eight92ful
      @eight92ful 3 года назад +44

      it radiates 2007 energy

    • @TheLegonaut
      @TheLegonaut 3 года назад +67

      Just a reminder that reality shows are rarely real

  • @ce7.0
    @ce7.0 3 года назад +185

    Jared, 19, was tragically born too late to be on this show

    • @8bits59
      @8bits59 3 года назад +13

      which makes him tonight's biggest loser

  • @Kasyler
    @Kasyler 3 года назад +12

    Silent Library was hands down the best show of the MTV real tv era, but there was also this show where the parents could pick a someone for their daughter/son to date and at the end they had to choose between their boyfriend/girlfriend or one of the other people lmaooo

  • @Pipkiablo
    @Pipkiablo 3 года назад +7

    My sister and I used to watch this show all the time. Dicky and his mad recorder skills are basically a meme in our family that we still bring up to this day.

    • @luan.galaxy
      @luan.galaxy 2 года назад +1

      "Hey no one's handling any Dicky on the thanksgiving table"

  • @capness1228
    @capness1228 3 года назад +221

    Anyone remember Joe Schmo Show? The "reality show" where only one guy was a real contestant and everyone else was an actor? When they revealed the truth the guy was absolutely devastated.

    • @Natalie-ox7xm
      @Natalie-ox7xm 3 года назад +11

      Fuck yes. I watched every episode when they aired. Remember his talent show beat box? And let's not forget Kristen Wiig was on that show as well as Rickety Cricket who played , let's face it, Puck from the Real World. That was a fun show to watch, I honestly really liked it.

    • @UnclePhil73
      @UnclePhil73 3 года назад +9

      I seem to remember at first or perhaps as a sequel the target was a woman. But she figured it out pretty quick and they recruited her as an actor and replaced her with a dumb guy who never figured it out.

    • @skinslip
      @skinslip 3 года назад +3

      Still the best reality show ever made

    • @ElysianAura
      @ElysianAura 3 года назад +6

      Ashes to Ashes, Dust to dust. Contestant, you're dead to us

    • @Mia-tt1gt
      @Mia-tt1gt 3 года назад +1

      Never heard of it but that sounds absolutely amazing

  • @theindyguyjc
    @theindyguyjc 3 года назад +61

    My favorite Next moment was one where this one contestant slipped on the steps as she walked off the bus, they freeze framed her mid-slip to do the profile thing, and as she was walking to the guy, he goes, “Oh, I was just checking to make sure that you were ok. NEXT!!!”

  • @cattleprodding
    @cattleprodding 3 года назад +6

    The "I made one dollar last time and this time I'd like to at least match that" joke took me a second, but damn that gave me quite and audible chuckle.

    • @SmartyPoohBear
      @SmartyPoohBear 3 года назад

      Same, I thought he was gonna say "...I'd like to at least make two dollars" but his standard was even much lower. XD

  • @dooshkid
    @dooshkid 2 года назад +5

    dude running into the door at 7:51 is comedy gold!!

  • @FPSDIESEL
    @FPSDIESEL 3 года назад +1519

    Could you imagine this as a show today just a bunch of eboys and egirls hitting woahs and people getting Nexted for dancing badly.

  • @TheLoneGameMan
    @TheLoneGameMan 3 года назад +192

    "There was never a physical release." Yeah, that sounds about right...

  • @coolkiid82
    @coolkiid82 3 года назад +12

    Lol the word “grody” just took me back to middle school. Zoomers today will never know.

  • @spencerredmon3569
    @spencerredmon3569 2 года назад +5

    I like the stock gun sound effect when the X in the logo comes in. It's the same one that was used for the .357 revolver in Half-Life 2

  • @patata6868
    @patata6868 3 года назад +221

    "Muchacho, show me your cojones"
    EXCUSE ME WHAT

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 3 года назад +35

      "Pardon me, good sir, but I humbly request that I might observe thy testicles."

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 3 года назад +9

      @@HaydenX "Señor, necesito mirar a tus juevos"

    • @FunkySpaceAlien
      @FunkySpaceAlien 3 года назад +8

      The dance right after adds a lot to it

    • @patata6868
      @patata6868 Год назад

      @@FunkySpaceAlien The dance is what really makes it imo

  • @yarlodek5842
    @yarlodek5842 3 года назад +188

    “Make poopy” might be the most delightfully awkward thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.

    • @GrimmShadowsII
      @GrimmShadowsII 3 года назад +9

      Especially the way she smiles after she said it.

    • @misteryA555
      @misteryA555 3 года назад +4

      In German, people “make poop” so maybe it’s a germanic holdover lol

    • @valeriew4833
      @valeriew4833 3 года назад +1

      It's a new phrase for me too. I've heard "make pile"

  • @BobMcEggy
    @BobMcEggy 2 года назад +5

    Stryker ended up being a radio host for a pretty big radio station in California called KROQ. What's so funny is that he's kept the name despite no longer being one of those overly cool 00's guys. Now he'll talk about stuff like wearing plastic gloves when he handles lettuce at the supermarket.

  • @kye2379
    @kye2379 3 года назад +16

    Does anyone else put on a playlist and fall asleep to his videos? His voice is so calming

  • @virus1244
    @virus1244 3 года назад +205

    I hate when people can't handle the Dicky *spin

  • @joaogomes9405
    @joaogomes9405 3 года назад +275

    I need a Where Are They Now of Dickey. I must know if he's still doing his homework on the toilet

    • @Dickalicious
      @Dickalicious 3 года назад +44

      Now I work at RUclips. :)

    • @TheRedRobin96
      @TheRedRobin96 3 года назад +13

      @@Dickalicious I'm assuming every friend you know sent you this video?

    • @yashalnajeeb7838
      @yashalnajeeb7838 3 года назад +1

      RT s

  • @mairujyat
    @mairujyat 2 года назад +2

    every single one of these people's interview snippet reminds me of like, those hyperactive 90s commercials where some celebrity sportsball man appears for like two seconds to say something snappy - except in a show where those two seconds are ostensibly supposed to tell us something about them

  • @GabeTheGrump
    @GabeTheGrump 3 года назад +13

    "The garbage shows" Hey man Jackass was and still is amazing.

  • @CinnamonGrrlErin1
    @CinnamonGrrlErin1 3 года назад +86

    MTV now stands for "Moms, Teen. Viacom."

  • @jibb.
    @jibb. 3 года назад +369

    I think MTV’s “Yo Momma” might be the greatest show that has ever graced the airwaves, I can’t wait for MTV’s “Deez Nuts Vine Compilation” to be put on household televisions worldwide.

    • @Brain-Wormed
      @Brain-Wormed 3 года назад +3

      God teir television

    • @flatP_
      @flatP_ 3 года назад +1

      underrated comment

  • @hf4229
    @hf4229 4 месяца назад

    1:52 I’ve watched this a dozen times and never noticed you typed “plop” before MTV and it made me so happy to notice.

  • @superattackgamer
    @superattackgamer 3 года назад +24

    Ah yes, the mid 2000s, a simpler time when being an incel was cool... or should I say, "kewl".
    Were we truly better off back then? You decide.

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 года назад +3

      the way people think is quite ridiculous sometimes isn't it? i bet the youth of today will one day have to explain themselves to the youth of tomorrow, and then they'll understand, to an extent, what we learned our parents had to deal with talking to us lol

    • @inyrui
      @inyrui 2 года назад

      I don't think being an incel was ever cool lol. In fact a lot of 2000s trash comedy was focused around making fun of virgins and not being able to get laid, i.e. American Pie

  • @NeoTanner
    @NeoTanner 3 года назад +36

    At 9:01: "I'm Adam, I'm 24 and I made one dollar last time so this time I like to at least match that." seems to be the most genuine thing from all those stupid one liners and was the only one that made me actually laugh.
    This does seem like it's a parody of dating shows without knowing it's a parody. Like it'd be in Saints Row or GTA or something.

  • @jodyanthony
    @jodyanthony 3 года назад +71

    I love that “plop” is one of the defining brutalmoose things

  • @roadtriiip
    @roadtriiip 3 года назад +2

    i kind of love this new video style/format/whatever??? its really chill and i like it

  • @HeavymetalHylian
    @HeavymetalHylian 3 года назад

    Best youtube channel. Even after all these years I get so excited every time I see there's a new video out and I rewatch many of them.

  • @KarkatVantasBitches
    @KarkatVantasBitches 3 года назад +60

    Something that I really enjoyed about the MTV dating shows when I was a teen is that they didn't only have straight people, like a lot of other dating shows at the time.

    • @hexyko4850
      @hexyko4850 3 года назад +14

      Yeah, A Shot of Love especially had plenty of gay and bi contestants of different genders, I think, and the host (who must not be named) is also bi. But I never watched a full episode of that.
      Other reality shows featured gay men. I remember Onch from Paris Hilton's New BFF, and The Real World was a pioneer in regards to reality shows and it also was the first one to feature a homosexual male. If I recall correctly they even showed his wedding on the show. He was HIV-positive, sadly, and died young.

  • @youjustgotgooped
    @youjustgotgooped 3 года назад +128

    contestant: *Breathes*
    bachelor/bachelorette: *tosses them out a window*

    • @nukiradio
      @nukiradio 3 года назад +6

      * 90's record scratches and horns and electric guitar for 40 seconds *

  • @abcdeisthekeygaming277
    @abcdeisthekeygaming277 2 года назад

    I just saw your Brady Bunch complete series box set with the green shag on it. I have had that set for years. Seeing that in the background made me happy lol

  • @johnathanflannagan2407
    @johnathanflannagan2407 3 года назад +1

    Please do more of this! hilarious nostalgia. You've got great content, your moving video was super neat.

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 3 года назад +86

    Aw, I really liked Dicky. He's like a pimped out Frank Zappa with Rob Zombie's stage voice.
    Hey, he's kind of got your build, Ian. Maybe you should give that look a spin. ^_~

  • @electromika
    @electromika 3 года назад +63

    "It's me, Ian! You remember me, right?"
    How could I ever forget the best porn game reviewer on youtube?

  • @breezewey7987
    @breezewey7987 3 года назад

    This was great to watch! I really do hope you have the chance to do more overviews on goofy yet interesting series like this :)

  • @AkwaDoll
    @AkwaDoll 2 года назад +1

    "un poquito? ... pequeño? ... eres chiquito??" that scene has me DEAD yo 😭 i quote it all the time and i forgot where i got it from, so i came back to this video! 💜

  • @north_mesa
    @north_mesa 3 года назад +166

    Jesus, a lot of these people are almost 40. I need to do something with my life.

    • @kareemmasri3934
      @kareemmasri3934 3 года назад +28

      Eh, don’t feel bad, it was a simpler time then compared to now, it’s trickier to do something big with the shift in social norms and changes in attitude towards what people want in relationships.

    • @MortusSweet
      @MortusSweet 3 года назад +12

      Kareem masri you. I like your brain.

    • @HipsterBlackMetalOfficial
      @HipsterBlackMetalOfficial 3 года назад

      Next today would be lulzy.
      HEY GENDER NEUTRAL AWARE WOKE PEOPLE! I'M KAREN! AND I'M 19 YEAR OLD PANSEXUAL, SHE/THEY. I GO TO COLLEGE AND I'M TRYING TO GET MY DEGREE IN LIBERAL STUDIES. I AM PART OF MY LOCAL ANTI-FA COMMUNIST COMMUNITY, ON THE SIDE I SELL FEET PICS ON ONLY FANS TO PAY FOR MY TUITION, BODY POSITIVE, SEX WORKER POSITIVE!!! YA'LL!!! IF YOU VOTE FOR TRUMP, AIN'T DOWN WITH BERNIE AND BLM I'LL HAVE TO SEND YOU PACKING. NEXT!!!!

  • @SymphanyinSorrow
    @SymphanyinSorrow 3 года назад +92

    When I was younger, I was obsessed with Dicky lol. He's in a number of episodes. I was convinced that was him in the Guitar Hero 3 intro video even lol.

  • @SuperStarman2000
    @SuperStarman2000 3 года назад

    Excellent ad placement in this video great job Ian love ya

  • @SAIExPT
    @SAIExPT 3 года назад +1

    Loved it, please do more!!! Can't wait to watch your big project!