When North American states goes into battleroyale - Hoi4 Timelapse
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Louisiana with some serious border gore, conquering the west coast through the Oklahoma panhandle.
Gerrymandering instinct
American Union states for the win. EVERY MAN A KING
Y’all ever been to Louisiana? No way in hell they could pull that off lol.
Nah we’d win
@@alecedgerly1277 seriously I was surprised when they managed to take over the Southeast. They're one of the poorest states in the southeast, and that's an achievement.
I'm assuming the game doesn't mirror real world military base/force locations though, because I was really surprised when Georgia gotten eaten in like two seconds. They've got multiple major military bases, the largest national guard force in the region, one of the busiest ports, busiest airport in the world.... They don't call it the empire state of the South for no reason.
Watching Ohio eat my state was horrible to watch.
You and me both, at least New York avenged this slight
I honestly thought this was going to become the meme: It's all Ohio?
@@tremedar No. just actual pain.
@@tremedarIt almost was, if it won the war against New York it would have been
As a citizen of Ohio all my life I love it!
“Somehow New York returned”
Texas casually 1v1s Mexico 😂
*Again
Worst first strike out of this simulation. 🤣😂🤣😂
And by 1v1 we mean sideswiped by some gdamn offscreen state
And then loses again at the end
And Calicornia did too
Hawaii: 🗿🍿
Alaska: 🗿🍿
Caribbean States: 🗿🍿
Pacific Atoll Islands: 🗿🍿
You missed Canada too😢
1: I'm surprised ANYONE could defeat Florida.
2: When Ontario unintentionally handed the north to NY I knew it was over.
Right I don't think the AI knows how to take advantage of the peninsula
@@schonnj this isn't College Football.
Honestly if there was anyone that could defeat Florida it's Louisiana.
Cajun man is what Florida man thinks is insane.
I still wonder how the hell do they live with square borders
Lol
We live in a constant state of anxiety because of it. We love our straight lines and tectonics messes with that.
If you've been to the locations where majority of the square borders are you would understand. It's literally a stretch of flat land that is larger than almost every European country by 100s of square miles then split into like 4 to 5 square like state. In fact quite interestingly during the colonization of the central United States, European immigrants would suffer something called prairie madness. These immigrants came from usually mountainous to at least hilly regions and had never seen such vast flat lands. And I can personally confirm this cuz growing up in the Eastern United States mountains and then go into the Midwest it's creepily flat😂
@@Grandman122Also squares made it easier to sell the land
Because of primitive surveying techniques, Colorado actually has something like 600 sides.
Was that really "Banana Republic"? 😂
Banana Republic -or the New York City judicial system. Trump 2024
@@ryanoglesbee1075It must be hard for you to live with a brain that small
@@ryanoglesbee1075 Trump Prison 2024, amirite?
@@DaVoltaire yes yes. Blah blah. And when the court of appeals finds him not guilty, and says that charges should have never even been pursued on this private citizen without due cause, you folks will start the rioting, the looting, calling for the constitution to be rewritten to further your liberal agenda, etc. You leftists are so close to creating a rebellion against the Union it would be entertaining if it wasn't so real.
Love how people found a way to make that political for absolutely no fucking reason 😂
South of 'Texico', whatever you want to call it, there was a state for a time called 'Banana'-something - OP Was wondering if that was short for 'Banana Republic', since we never got to see the rest of the name.
But please, continue to warp and twist a simple question into pretzels to serve your petty political agenda 🙃 It is rather amusing to watch...
Louisiana snaked so hard in this game that their name is where British Columbia should be. Truly, the work of a madman! Huey Long, perhaps?
New York would lose so hard, so early on lmao
They'd just be tied up with New Jersey, everybody vs. everybody over a fuckin chopped cheese
It's New England that's the problem.
Louisiana putting the Louisiana in the Louisiana purchase
It was renamed the Louisiana home invasion
Seeing my state get devoured in the first 7 seconds was disappointing
Which state?
Im New Hampshire
@@AmericansElite Nebraska
Iowa would never give up that easily against a blue state, even if the college kids martyred themselves in protest of the war. Iowa would have blown all the bridges over the mississippi river, seriously harming the flow of things cross country. Missouri would be a greater threat, strategically speaking, but those people have little willpower...look at how much power their state has over it's people. I am surprised Colorado didn't hang on until the very end...those mountains make it as undesirable as Tibet.(why China doesn't free them, I will never understand, Richard Gere sympathizer here!)
My state was devoured in 3 sec DX
The worst possible timeline: New York expanding.
We must all unite to keep them on their smelly little island (NYC'rs not NY State)
Beats living in the republic of Ohio 😂
it makes sense, large population on coasts, mountainous and surrounded by smaller neighbors. New York is also strategically pretty close to a lot of these capitals.
I thought the worst was California expanding with the second worst being Florida?
Yeah not how it'd go down. New Yorkers are selfish and petty. Terrible military material. They got a lot of people, but not what you'd call "effective" people. Every new yorker I served with was an abrasive nightmare.
I knew Cali might not make it going in but getting eaten by Louisiana is really not how I expected her to go.
1: Reestablish Louisiana Territory 2: Find Napoleon And ask him to buy it back 3: Escape Anglophones
Yes, a descendant of Napoleon because I don’t think Macron will buy.
You would trade 'Les Anglophones' for... LES IMMORTELS??
Of course Oregon of all states becomes a socialist republic...
LOL I said the same 😅
Thank you Portland very cool lmao
As an Okie while I mourn the loss of our brief but glorious empire, I'm glad it was Louisiana that ultimately took us out and not Texas
You hate us or what? Thats sad. I always like okies but the more I hear their opinions of us that is slowly changing lol….
We don't hate y'all @@k.t.1641
@k.t.1641 Not just Oklahomans, New Mexico hates us... Cali hates us. Hell, even Alaska (a state that is out of the 48 union) hates us. Everyone hates us. Even Texans. 😂
BUT, Don't Mess with Texas.
@@k.t.1641 no hate on Texas bud.
@@tyrelljohnson1122 THats good. I can never tell if its a friendly rivalry these days or not XD
Rocky Mountains and Mississippi River showing why geography in warfare matters.
Lol @ Louisiana waging war against California by trucking armies through the Oklahoma panhandle.
I'm guessing the Oklahoma panhandle in this universe is a grand impenetrable bastion that covers the whole area and is specifically used to safely bridge armed forces through.
Huey Long would shed a tear of joy with how crazy big Louisiana's borders got in game.
"Poor Indiana, so far from God so close to Illinois and Ohio."
*New York has entered the chat*
"Shit."
I'm surprised how long Indiana lasted.
Cuba be like: If I don't say anything, maybe they'll just forget I'm here?
Dang Texas last a LOT longer than I thought it would. Usually it dies within the first 2 seconds in these state battles. But I guess having Mexico really helped it.
Texas hard to invade. Every citizen have 2 gun
Correction we became the Rio Grande empire lol
Texas even gained territory south of the Rio Grande, they’re like ‘That’s for the Alamo and Goliad.’
I mean if this was realistic either texas or California would win lol.
@@alexarr1959California nor New York shouldn't have stood a chance. Texas has way more guns. I'm more surprised by Louisiana taking over so much before losing to Texas. I would have expected Florida to do that.
Never been more proud to be a New Yorker, I guess we are the Empire State after all
NY with one of the most strictest gun laws in the country this would have to be more of a military intervention in favor of the state of New York. If this was a civilian war with no military intervention the southern states would put all the blue dem states with strict gun laws on their knees.
The north will always win aganist the south, red belly loser@johnappleseed9290
Lol. When you need an imaginary scenario in a RUclips video to make you proud of your state
Lol. Way too many bridges to be relied on if it actually went down
Oklahoma did pretty good for a little bit then Louisiana was like “you’re in our way!”
Texican republic😂
I love how until Louisiana gets involved the Oregon civil war is just a stale mate over oc
How can New York be on top if they don’t have any guns
Lmao we got mad guns buddy come check us out. Criminals and regular citizens
They just equip their cabs with barbed wire bumpers and go to town I guess.
Also they have the TMNT and the Avengers on their side so yeah.
And they have the Italian Mafia and Frank Sinatra
Hearts of Iron is turn of the century. Everyone had guns. New york mob wasn't pillow fighting.
They unleashed the rats and spread bubonic plague on their opposition
As a Californian, I’m surprised CA lasted that long tbh
California has the most military personnel in the country. They should’ve lasted longer!🇺🇸
@@Andrew.96I agree
Georgia got backstabbed by Alabama, S. Carolina, N. Carolina, and Florida 😢. Still, at least it wasn’t Tennessee. Those damnable river thieves
Louisiana just causally mowing down the south, then I had to rewatch how tf it went up the west coast.
No way MO would loose to Arkansas
I love that Croithi-Illinois never gave in💪😂
Illinoisan here!
Same here.
Surprised Louisiana did that well
dont underestimate rednecks with hunting rifles :P
As a Washingtonian, at least we were better than Idaho and Oregon
Lmao, I just played Rio Grande in Old World BLues. Nice.
Alaska: 🍿
The Caribbean countries:🍿
Cuba: military parades all day, every day
And also Hawaii
Bahamas: hold my 🍺 alaska
Let’s go Texas!
I really wanted Louisiana to win just because of how crazy their antics on the west coast were
Proud of my Colorado for holding on as long as we did
Fuck New York
Lol the Louisiana spread is wild.
Definitivamente el territorio mexicano dio las batallas más duras sin importar el bando
Given how New York went fucking nuclear the way it did after its triumph against Ontario I was honestly impressed they held out as long as they did! In a side note does anybody know what was going on with how the territory colors seemed to get brighter and dimmer every so often? What was up with that?
The funny part is New York growing that big when everyone is leaving
It doesn't matter where they try to leave to - New York will reach them.
1🇺🇲🌈🎄🏴☠️🏆📻🎙️🍩👄🏈, JUST TIME LAPSE TO THE CURRENT MAP OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SINCE 1980...
Of course Ohio conquered Michigan.
How is Louisiana still around?
Texas: welcome back Mexico.
Mexico: but you left us.
Texas: I know.
Louisiana: fumbles game in the last quarter.
New York FTW.
No way could Ohio take out Michigan that quickly. The UP alone is not even approachable from the South. They would be forced to go through Indiana, Wisconsin, and Ilinois. Nonsense map.
Very intresting video. The real key to the whole situation in reality would be the control of resources. Oil, electricity, coal, metal ore being the most important. Armed citizens helps sure but its not going to be the deciding factor of who take over who. Texas is well positioned because of its significant control of crude oil in north American, plus it has more than 50% of the countries' refineries. Plus, it has its own independent power grid. Ohio, combined with the northeast, would be a real problem. If they got the Dakotas, it would turn the whole thing in their favor probably. But if texas was able to take NM and Oklahoma. They would more than likely combined with the rest of the southern states, and that would be a wrap. They would hold the line against the north, take mexico and its production capability, and then slowly and painfully over power the north. Plus, having huge and well developed ports would be a big deal, which texas also has as well as all the costal souther states, alowing for quck and efficient movment of supplies from Mexico and ofther states to the front lines
Todas las Californias estuvieron unidas por un momento
It's just how Americans get down. We're at eachothers throats until some outside force annoys us. Then we're a unified front.
Indiana the last republic to fall never talked about but always needed
I feel as if this was made solely based off estimates of the amount of people that live in each state.... cause no way california or new york would make it as long as they did.
This hating on Missouri but most of us own desert eagles and 50 cal sniper rifles the fight for Missouri would be hard
Shh... It's a secret. Let the Californians keep fleeing to Texas and Tennessee.
I now give you the state anthem of my people:
*70s music*
I Love New York
(repeat 3 times)
There isn't another like it.
No matter where you go.
And nobody can compare it.
It's win and place and show.
New York is special.
New York is different cause there's no place else
on earth quite like New York and that's why
I Love New York.
(repeat 3 times)
Vermont and CT fell faster than Luxembourg
Seeing my home state win makes me feel very hapoy
If you were born in CT in 1936 you could have lived your whole life without ever even coming close to a battlefield
I actually at a certain point just annex every state using Console commands and form the US just to discover how broken it would be if you played the US like that against the rest of the world. Which explains why your just better off having states only even if you never actually conquer everything by the end date
All hail Louisiana!!! Our roads may be shit but we have invincible gumbombs and creole cannons!!!!
So, I'm curious as what the settings would be for this, because every time I play america divided, they all just sit there... doing jack.
I love driving true Colorado to Utah. But I also see why you aren't just taking those Rockies easy ✌🏽
Lmfao what was this?? Why did Illinois just randomly change to an Irish name? And why did Rio Grande just give up without a fight at the end there? Oh well, glad New York won I guess and not Texas or Louisiana
GO NEW YORK
Happy to see El Salvador stood in the battle for a good bit
civil war+
Repiblic of WHAT for Illinois?
Croithi
@@MaqzMCthat simultaneously answers and doesn't answer the question! Heh
On behalf of all Canadians thanks for removing Quebec.
Damn, was hoping on texas there
Coahuila queria que existe la república del rio grande otra vez pero Texas lo impidio 😢
Total fiction 🤣 Obvious who ever created this is from New York 😂 Not happening hero!
Hawaii is just enjoying the show
*never in my life would I think swamp people would conquer all of America..*
Honestly, just watched for the sake of seeing how long California would last.
I was hoping Cuba would pull something.
It’s pretty cool that Little Dixie is a thing, as a Missourian our history is very interesting. I wonder why other states don’t have sections like that though, there is definitely areas with more of a independent movement than Little Dixie
Never heard of it before, I'm from STL area
Chihuahua: 💀💀
U got us Kansas getting swept like that bruh we the air capital of the world!! The Midwest would be ours
What the fuck Louisiana, did their army get lost on the way or something?
Is this going back in time or moving forward?
This model has far too much faith in Colorado....
Cuba: Peace.... It's good
Colorodo popped off
Ontario my beloved, you fought well 😌
Pfft Arkansas wishes its dreams it could take Missouri🙄 😂
Arkansas just said: Ozarks, ARKANSAS
Damn, my state was gone in the first 2 seconds😭
The texas ai made it so weird by not winning vs Oklahoma
Lmao😂 Louisiana would be the first state to go
So I have to ask how you gave the different states power because if you are just going off populations then this is wrong, especially for New York. Massive population with no way to feed them, it would have crumbled.
VIVA LA NEW YORK 🗽
Texas Forever. FTW
I think it's hilarious that New york along with a majority of the east coast wasn't wiped out almost immediately. Texas would be taking every state around it like nobody's buisness. We stay wishing a mf would give us a reason. Althoigh the fact that Texas focused on conquering Mexico is beyond based 😂
Including the song from 'Die Hard with a Vengeance', and all the following songs, it's the playlist of every single grade school assembly preamble, as teacher and classes file in and get seated. Then all rise for the piano playing and all people singing of "The Pledge of alliance", 'God Bless America" and 'The Star Spangled Banner'
Gosh damn 1 second and my state already out im out too
Central America? Oh you mean Texas
I'm sorry, but I'm going to correct you on something: I live in the state of Durango, in the Golden Triangle, and our mountain dwellers are tough and have weapons and have defended themselves against drug traffickers to prevent them from entering their territory (they even did so a few years ago), so we could easily defend ourselves from attacks by Sinaloa, Sonora, or the Federal Nation without any problems. Texas is another matter, but we could ally ourselves or agree to join them given the circumstances. That's all I'm correcting based on the information I have about my state.
Louisiana wreckin shop.
go new york go new york go
Canada becomes New York, Texas becomes Mexico and Colorado stays where nobody cares to go 😂😈
I like how Ohio conquered Ohio 😂
So, not trying to bust balls here mate, but Arizona qould not go down easily.
You see, theres a lot of people in arizona that are retired military, army bases, airbases, and people having gun perments. I'd say that Arizona would have growns more in this map, but then again thisnis your thoughts not mine.
Coming to an America near you very soon.