"I am not crazy! I know he has a piece of the triforce, 2 after getting the princess on his side, as if I could ever make such a mistake, never! Never! I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he traveled back in time to warn everyone of my impending plans!" "King Ganondorf, please, you don't have to-" "You think this is something? You think what I did was bad? This? This chicanery? I've done worse. The domains! You think the domains just happen to fall into chaos like that? No! I orchestrated it all! Me! I wanted better for my people! And I won! But then I didn't, Link went back in time and put a stop to my plans. What was I thinking?! Demise will never change, he'll never change, ever since he was killed, always the same, couldn't keep his curse out of me. But not old Link! Couldn't be precious Link! Killing my mothers! And he gets to be the hero of time, while I'm forced to watch my people suffer for all eternity? What a sick joke! I should have killed him as a child when I had the chance!
Ganondorf when Link hits his energy ball back at him:
He parried it TROUGH A SUNROOF
"I am not crazy! I know he has a piece of the triforce, 2 after getting the princess on his side, as if I could ever make such a mistake, never! Never! I just couldn't prove it! He covered his tracks, he traveled back in time to warn everyone of my impending plans!"
"King Ganondorf, please, you don't have to-"
"You think this is something? You think what I did was bad? This? This chicanery? I've done worse. The domains! You think the domains just happen to fall into chaos like that? No! I orchestrated it all! Me! I wanted better for my people! And I won! But then I didn't, Link went back in time and put a stop to my plans. What was I thinking?! Demise will never change, he'll never change, ever since he was killed, always the same, couldn't keep his curse out of me. But not old Link! Couldn't be precious Link! Killing my mothers! And he gets to be the hero of time, while I'm forced to watch my people suffer for all eternity? What a sick joke! I should have killed him as a child when I had the chance!
actually a good one
I lol’d
ganondorf does NOT endorse chicanery
this is pure art🙏
but not our linky! couldn't be our precious linky!
thank you for making this is the fucking funniest shit ever
Ganondorf, Great King of Evil when I defeated his supposed biological mothers, Twinrova in the Spirit Temple:
Ganondorf telling the Goddesses how the Hylians have done much worse things than he has
knonk
yeah..........
thank you so much