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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2017
  • Written and edited by Kris Straub
    Based on an idea by Mikey Neumann
    Video: royalty-free stock footage, original footage
    Audio: licensed stock music/sfx
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Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @kitma9
    @kitma9 4 года назад +5992

    "Then follow signs for "Do not enter""
    Driver: *seems legit*

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 4 года назад +88

      Why was I waiting for the Windows blue screen of death to show up on the GPS? Now for the reality of it. The roads this person was on was clearly either a logging road, or a primitive access road often found in the mountains. What was chilling the most is that this person seemed mindlessly to obey the GPS despite clear warning. Whatever that "creature" was, it really scared the driver to the point of their vehicle failing as you could hear the frame hitting the bumps in the road with possibly something snapping and causing the accident. And the worst part, we are left wondering if the driver is deceased and.....How long it took to find them this far off the beaten path? There was clearly no phonecall made that we could hear or see and even if it was, undoubtedly there was no service that far in. So in retrospect, the technology we have become so dependant on, may one day turn on us.

    • @bosermann4963
      @bosermann4963 4 года назад +110

      @@deathstrike driver:"puts his destination into GPS"
      GPS:"takes him into some woods at night and tells him to stop and turn off his lights"
      driver:"wait wtf this is not my destination"
      GPS:"maybe not, but your path ends here, foolish mortal"

    • @doe-dw9lo
      @doe-dw9lo 4 года назад +32

      Deathstrike_YT took you an entire paragraphs worth of literally just describing what was happening to say technology bad.

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta 4 года назад +6

      Deathstrike_YT you know it's not real right lol

    • @bobboberson7684
      @bobboberson7684 4 года назад

      Deathstrike_YT ya looks like some old delta access road. Also like you’re point

  • @slickceretto9760
    @slickceretto9760 4 года назад +7473

    When your GPS uses the moon instead of a satellite.

    • @audrepoison566
      @audrepoison566 4 года назад +162

      This. This comment wins.

    • @trinityy2987
      @trinityy2987 3 года назад +25

      UNDERRATED

    • @aronnecroman
      @aronnecroman 3 года назад +62

      Trying to find the camp
      Friend : yooo your gps is so awesome dude, how can it work in the forest?
      Me : it's powered by the moon signal
      The monster : *_-y o-_*

    • @SamSeo1999
      @SamSeo1999 3 года назад +12

      After this video:Local 58-weather service

    • @Crowcuta
      @Crowcuta 3 года назад +22

      I just realized that's probably what's happening here. O.O Whatever the "moon" is supposed to be.

  • @LiamQuantum
    @LiamQuantum 11 месяцев назад +1885

    I love that this dude just rolls into the woods and is just like “it knows where it’s goin”

    • @Equilate
      @Equilate 10 месяцев назад +139

      Me when I turn off my headlights and magically end up at my Grandma's house

    • @NobodyEvenReadsNames
      @NobodyEvenReadsNames 10 месяцев назад +57

      me when google maps tells me to do something

    • @EnergyLiteHDChannel
      @EnergyLiteHDChannel 5 месяцев назад +4

      LMAO

    • @TheQueenofMaggots
      @TheQueenofMaggots 2 месяца назад

      When I was young I remember my mother following the gps who wanted us to merge onto the highway but it kept taking us onto a deep backwoods south carolina farm that was a dead end which was scary enough, but she would get out of there and then follow the gps right back to it exactly like "it knows where its goin" 4 times. People WILL just follow it into the sketchiest woods...

    • @CensoredTube.
      @CensoredTube. 2 месяца назад +14

      When I was young I remember my mother following the gps who wanted us to merge onto the highway but it kept taking us onto a deep backwoods south carolina farm that was a dead end which was scary enough, but she would get out of there and then follow the gps right back to it exactly like "it knows where its goin" 4 times. People WILL just follow it into the sketchiest woods...

  • @robloxgamerxox
    @robloxgamerxox Год назад +905

    With the fact that the character seemingly didn't hesitate or check the gps when it was telling them to go into the forest, and ESPECIALLY when it told them to turn off their headlights, I'm surprised they didn't turn around and just let the monster kill them when the gps was telling them to make a U-turn

    • @Nekobaby
      @Nekobaby Год назад +185

      My head cannon was that the driver was probably some local teen following an urban legend/challenge for the laughs. And it was only when they realised there was actually something in the darkness that they realized they dun effed up.

    • @ragingshibe
      @ragingshibe 11 месяцев назад +57

      @@Nekobaby Yeah literally nobody will drive to some random location in a forest 2 hours away in the middle of the night unless they willingly do so.

    • @yourlocalbeingwithoutaface
      @yourlocalbeingwithoutaface 10 месяцев назад +11

      The monster is VERY fast.
      The GPS says "your destination Will be in 350 feet"
      Then, a VERY FEW seconds later It says:
      "Your destination Will be in 250 feet"
      Then, It says:
      "Your destination Will be in 50 feet"
      And then, It says this:
      "Y̶͙͍̺͔͈̰͔͛̓̓ͣͭͧ̅̓ͧͣͪ̕͘̕͘Ō̞̽͏̨U̵̸̵̶̴̵̵̶̧̜͔̥͓̣̜͉̹͚̒͌̐͂ͅ͏͜ ̡̡̨̩ͪ̃ͩ́ͯͬ͑̐͗͞͏H̷̥͖̗̣̪͚͍͕̳̗̎ͯ͂͗̀͜͜ͅ҉̶̛A̶̧̲͆͋̀̑̾́́͘͟҉̵͟͜͢V̴̵̸̡̻̺̰̺͔́̕͠͠͠E͚͇͑̈̓̈́̿̎ͣ͢͏͢ ̵̶̸̨̛͖͈̲͇̜͋ͪ̐͂ͤͬ͟A̛̯̖͈͍͖ͪ͌̀̿̚҉̴̧́̕R̸̛̩̦͒ͭ̾͑ͧ͐ͣ̀̀͘͢͞͞R̵̴̴̤ͯ̉͑͢I̧̡̤͔̳̻͓̦͇̻̭̼͗ͬ̅́̕͡Į̩͖͏̶̢͟͢I̶̢̧̡̛̛̭̭̼̞̥̋̾͘͜͝Ḭ̷̢̭̳̫̹̕͘͟͠ͅĬ̷̢̱̙͙͚̝̮͙̜̯͉̫ͣ̕͜͢͏̴͠͞V̢̝̮͖̉̓̉̇̐̓͐̓̅҉̷̴̀͜͠͝͞͡E̸̵̷̛͏̢͜͡D̶̦̲͇̝̙̹̰̱̥̲͆ͫ̍ͮ͑̾̀͘ͅ"

    • @retrotasticular1642
      @retrotasticular1642 8 месяцев назад +45

      @@Nekobaby The numerous re-routings makes me think otherwise. Perhaps he was being influenced by the entity in the woods. Or perhaps he was driving to some place he knew nothing about, which one might do if you're playing an ARG or something.

    • @wildcardbitchesyeehaw8320
      @wildcardbitchesyeehaw8320 5 месяцев назад

      @@ragingshibe Yeah, obviously they're not willing, they're being compelled by the spooky paranormal GPS

  • @Steelhead96
    @Steelhead96 4 года назад +4302

    Driver: “I appear to have made several wrong choices today.”

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 4 года назад +94

      Siri : *"It seems my calculations were incorrect"*

    • @HaganConnell
      @HaganConnell 4 года назад +38

      *It was at that moment he knew:*

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 4 года назад +10

      Mash potatoes

    • @Lee-sd1vx
      @Lee-sd1vx 4 года назад +14

      steelhead96 should’ve just committed victory position

    • @mcmh9523
      @mcmh9523 4 года назад +1

      Dat moth girl profile pic...

  • @skyguy3608
    @skyguy3608 4 года назад +3678

    GPS: “In 300ft, turn off your headlights...”
    Driver *SEEMS LEGIT*

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 4 года назад +81

      [Also driver] ...WAIT AN ICE-PICKIN' MINUTE!!!

    • @coolguygaming_1279
      @coolguygaming_1279 4 года назад

      SkyGuy360 ono

    • @calebp.walden5556
      @calebp.walden5556 4 года назад +13

      It didn't say "stop" when is says the turn off the lights. What?

    • @lapeez2277
      @lapeez2277 4 года назад +3

      You gotta do whatchu gotta do

    • @folksKami
      @folksKami 4 года назад +27

      And turns them off immediately, rather than waiting 300 feet... can’t even follow the brainwashing directions properly smh

  • @ohexenwahno5652
    @ohexenwahno5652 2 года назад +463

    "NO MICHAEL THERE'S A LAKE!"
    "THE MACHINE KNOWS!"

    • @madisonoliver2951
      @madisonoliver2951 Год назад +14

      *✨️5 seconds later✨️ Dwight and Michael climbs out of the car as it sinks*

    • @chimpwimp9407
      @chimpwimp9407 2 месяца назад +5

      "It goes down."

    • @r011ing_thunder6
      @r011ing_thunder6 17 дней назад +2

      "It don't. It don't go down"

    • @Pezut-ob6mu
      @Pezut-ob6mu 3 дня назад

      "Robby it goes down"

  • @Aoi_Ajisai
    @Aoi_Ajisai 2 года назад +1842

    0:16 Proceed to the highlighted route.
    0:20 Continue on Holbrook Park drive, then in 500 feet, turn right onto north 38 street.
    0:26 You will arrive at your destination in 2 hours and 28 minutes
    0:36 turn right onto north 38 street.
    0:43 In a quarter mile turn left onto Merritt Parkway.
    0:47 You are on the fastest available route
    0:58 Turn left onto Merritt Parkway then take the on-ramp to highway 114 north
    1:09 Traffic ahead, rerouting
    1:13 In 10 miles, take exit 17 then turn right onto quarry utility road south
    1:22 You are on the fastest route
    1:36 In 2.8 miles, keep right to stay on service causeway h516
    1:43 You will arrive at your destination in 14 minutes
    2:05 Rerouting, make a U-turn
    2:10 Head east for one quarter of the mile then follow the signs for "Do Not Enter"
    2:23 Continue on unnamed road, then in 300 feet, turn off your headlights
    2:48 Rerouting, make a U-turn
    2:50 Your destination will behind you
    2:52 Rerouting
    2:53 In 500 feet, your destination will be on your 300 feet
    2:57 Your destination (is) in 250 feet
    3:00 Rerouting, Your destination will be in 50 feet
    3:03 You will arrive at your destina-
    3:15 You have arrived
    since I am not a native English speaker
    if there are any line here wrong, feel free to correct

    • @crimecounterman2222
      @crimecounterman2222 Год назад +78

      2:48 to 3:03 was chaotic

    • @whoismvs
      @whoismvs Год назад +18

      Thank you so much!

    • @WapTek123
      @WapTek123 Год назад +42

      & destination runs after you at 150 feet per second ( 102 MPH )
      "LOCAL 58 TV " trip time = 2:28:00 " You Are On The Fastest Available Route"
      the real world vid starts in Windsor, Ontario at
      ( 42.3117306,-83.0674625 looking west ) = 0:13
      ( 42.3114826,-83.0678456 looking south ) = 0:19
      ( 42.3102335,-83.069477 looking west ) = 0:51
      2014/11/21 (in universe strange satellite navigation instructions )
      01:57:47 AM start on holebroock park drive
      01:58:10 holebroock park drive & N 38th st
      02:02:19 N 38th st & Merritt Parkway,
      03:23:05 Highway 114 N, & exit 17
      04:48:05 on quarry utility road s,
      05:12:32 service causeway h516 U turn ,
      05:27:18 or UNNAMED_ROAD
      05:33:01 destination runs after you at 150 feet per second ( 102 MPH )

    • @alstongiddens7992
      @alstongiddens7992 Год назад +10

      “To those of you with family’s or god forbid CHILDREN. I am deeply DEEPLY Sorry but you must push on. Do not let their Deaths be in vain we do still have time. Humanity may still have a future. Come to Site 19 we need all the hands we can get Remember. When the dark of night threatens your very Soul the Dawn of a truly beautiful sunrise will be your true savior. The administrator”

    • @_anairbagsavedmylife
      @_anairbagsavedmylife Год назад +13

      THANK YOU SO MUCH MY SAVIOR MY LORD I'm not native either and it helped me so much to understand what the voice says 😭😭😭

  • @tjstarblood624
    @tjstarblood624 4 года назад +4914

    "Go down unnamed road."
    "Pass Do Not Enter signs."
    "Turn off your headlights."
    Go home, Siri, you're drunk

  • @thedreadpestilence288
    @thedreadpestilence288 5 лет назад +4887

    Gps:turn off your headlights
    Me: no I don’t think I will

    • @imhulki463
      @imhulki463 5 лет назад +11

      What is this quote from?

    • @Ashley_Graves_1
      @Ashley_Graves_1 5 лет назад +86

      @@imhulki463 avengers endgame

    • @raymondr1287
      @raymondr1287 5 лет назад +10

      im hulki Avengers Endgame

    • @imhulki463
      @imhulki463 5 лет назад +5

      @@raymondr1287 huh? What part? I don't remember it at all.

    • @raymondr1287
      @raymondr1287 5 лет назад +36

      im hulki When Steve Rodgers is old, Sam notices a ring on his finger and asks, “Wanna tell me about her.”
      And he just says, “No, I don’t think I will.”

  • @AA-pw5ni
    @AA-pw5ni 2 года назад +229

    The most chilling and scary thing about all of Local 58 in my opinion is, "Follow signs for: Do Not Enter" It gives me chills every time.

  • @caiocbcn
    @caiocbcn 2 года назад +502

    This reminds me of something that now sounds funny but at the time make me genuinely afraid. I was with my ex on a nearby town of where i live, and because we were too tired and the outer county bus was going to take too long, i called an Uber, even if it was going to be a little more expensive. So, the driver pick us up and puts the address on the GPS, and we start to go into the rainy night, enjoying the tranquil car drive. Until he starts to take a strange way. Odd, but i imagine he knows a shortcuts, and he is following the GPS. But he keeps going further and further into a dark, unknown road. I can feel my girlfriend getting nervous as she grabs my hand, so i decide to break the ice and say playful to the driver:
    "You aren't going to murders us in the middle of this road, right?"
    And he answers in a almost relieved way:
    "I was going to ask you the same thing!"
    Turns out his GPS was sending him into a completely wrong direction, giving us all a huge scare. He then relocated himself with Google maps and we arrived safely later.

    • @GojoClearOfMakima
      @GojoClearOfMakima Год назад +65

      you almost got got buddy

    • @gautamchaudhuri7411
      @gautamchaudhuri7411 9 месяцев назад

      See! this is why Google Maps is the 'Most trusted online gps system'

    • @PikaFanboy
      @PikaFanboy Месяц назад +4

      Have you ever heard of a song named "Knives Are Dangerous, Kid, So Cut The Theatrics" by any chance?
      Because this reminds me of that.

    • @reinerzufall1292
      @reinerzufall1292 21 день назад +11

      You found out, the excitement was gone for him, so he gave up for the night

  • @patrickbrown33
    @patrickbrown33 3 года назад +4337

    "Don't you think it's a bit dangerous to go down a road that says not to enter and turn off your lights?"
    "I do as the GPS commands"

    • @yunantheobserver6841
      @yunantheobserver6841 3 года назад +27

      Why does this feel like the nuremberg trials?

    • @gh0stb0n3r
      @gh0stb0n3r 3 года назад +152

      We laugh, but people really do stuff like this. My mother works at a state park, and they have guests who get all kinds of lost/late coming and going from there because they just blindly follow the GPS and don't examine the map and think critically for two seconds, and end up on some road that dead ends, or try to follow a road that doesn't exist anymore because the maps aren't quite up to date on changes.

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 3 года назад +92

      Several years ago and 80 year old man nearly drove into a lake after jumping the median to make a left turn. When asked why, he said "the computer told me, I thought it knew what it was talking about."

    • @alonsoarana5307
      @alonsoarana5307 3 года назад +4

      @@OtakuUnitedStudio I thought he was in his 40s?

    • @JaydenMontano
      @JaydenMontano 3 года назад +26

      Michael Scott would have done the same thing lmao

  • @1llusion.y
    @1llusion.y 3 года назад +6902

    "You are on the fastest *available* route."
    "You are on the fastest route." that is creepy man

    • @1llusion.y
      @1llusion.y 3 года назад +481

      @Tribus it means the gps randomly rerouted to that monster

    • @1llusion.y
      @1llusion.y 3 года назад +35

      @Tribus mhm it is

    • @1llusion.y
      @1llusion.y 3 года назад +17

      @Tribus L. Cent thats smart

    • @witheredbonnie9268
      @witheredbonnie9268 3 года назад +4

      @@1llusion.y yeah

    • @House_of_a_thousand_angels
      @House_of_a_thousand_angels 3 года назад +100

      @Tribus L. Cent I think it might be too, although maybe a younger form considering it looked smaller and almost fetus-like. Maybe the moon is using the earth as an incubator for its offspring.

  • @bush_kit
    @bush_kit 8 месяцев назад +58

    Of all the videos on this channel, this is the one that's stuck with me the most. I remember seeing it when I was younger while it was the only video on the channel. It made me so scared of my dad's GPS that I would cry when he used it or I'd outright refuse to get in the car (I was a very sensitive 13 year old.). The GPS eventually stopped working from old age, but each time I see someone use a GPS I remember that video. "In 300 feet, turn off your headlights" still gives me chills to this day. And the fact that the destination gets closer while the protagonist is trying to escape is absolutely terrifying. Fucking genius horror.

  • @iamvoidnoodle
    @iamvoidnoodle 6 месяцев назад +50

    The GPS really said “ Turn off your headlights “ and the guy was like “ Aight seems legit “ 💀

  • @Get_yotted
    @Get_yotted 5 лет назад +22368

    When you accepted the terms and conditions without reading it.

  • @TheRiskyBrothers
    @TheRiskyBrothers 3 года назад +7541

    "Gonna get to those hot singles any minute now."

    • @Goitbit
      @Goitbit 3 года назад +130

      LMAO, made my day.

    • @generalgrievous7618
      @generalgrievous7618 3 года назад +43

      Underated comment
      *also I’m 100th like*

    • @theakiwar9118
      @theakiwar9118 3 года назад +61

      That’s not a local hot gal, that’s an alien....
      Fine by me

    • @OumuamuaOumuamua
      @OumuamuaOumuamua 3 года назад +26

      He’ll find em one day

    • @JKgyaru6969
      @JKgyaru6969 3 года назад +60

      @@theakiwar9118 *unzips pants* the alien will suffice...

  • @SFVYachtClub
    @SFVYachtClub 9 месяцев назад +141

    Oh man, I had an experience similar to this. I was heading toward San Francisco, and filled up my gas tank at a desolate rest stop. There are usually lots of trucks and other people making the trip filling up at these places, but it was just me this time. After I filled up, I started up Google maps to resume my trip, but instead of guiding me toward the highway in a very easy route, it kept routing me toward this blocked-off section of unlit dirt road with a clumsily spray-painted sign saying STAY OUT nestled between stones and discarded tires. I didn't notice at first, and I ended up circling back to the same spot. I was confused and nearly followed some tire tracks going through a gap into the darkness, but then got spooked and bolted for the freeway that seemed to almost magically appear behind me in the rearview mirror. Gmaps kept directing me to go back there, and the app had just... injected a bizarre detour into my route that went up into unpaved snowy mountain trails. I was creeped out, so I closed the app and followed the signs to my destination.

    • @kainevittulainen
      @kainevittulainen 3 месяца назад +15

      had something similar but instead I almost ended up on an unpaved rocky dirt road in the middle of nowhere in new mexico

    • @SFVYachtClub
      @SFVYachtClub 3 месяца назад

      @@kainevittulainen niga that's most of new me2xico

    • @katykatmckatums8223
      @katykatmckatums8223 2 месяца назад +18

      One time google maps led me to an empty field in the middle of nowhere at like 1 AM!! I was so freaked out and just had this video in the back of my head the whole time 😭

    • @nikkisundori
      @nikkisundori Месяц назад

      nice story

    • @SFVYachtClub
      @SFVYachtClub Месяц назад

      @@nikkisundori Indians should be banned from the world wide web

  • @zzz_naptime
    @zzz_naptime 24 дня назад +6

    the switch of "the destination is" to "the destination *will be*" is what got me

  • @wisdomax2891
    @wisdomax2891 4 года назад +5494

    When you click the ad for Hot Single Moms In Your Area

  • @fryingpanstan4596
    @fryingpanstan4596 6 лет назад +2958

    "Your destination is behind you, 250 feet." *2 seconds later driving away from the destination* "Your destination is behind you, 50 feet." *o fuc*

    • @theunusualspider7572
      @theunusualspider7572 6 лет назад +170

      *attempted to logout*
      *logout unsuccessful*
      Me:well i'm screwed

    • @slopcrusher3482
      @slopcrusher3482 5 лет назад +203

      It was running 100ft/second, Jesus Christ what ever it was, it was fast

    • @twzsmasher
      @twzsmasher 5 лет назад +106

      I realized that shit after he began driving.
      Worst chills I've ever gotten from a horror video.

    • @1.75gespendet5
      @1.75gespendet5 5 лет назад +17

      Bismillah

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 5 лет назад +40

      Monster: ruclips.net/video/BJ0xBCwkg3E/видео.html
      Driver: ruclips.net/video/UO4x54K7E8k/видео.html
      Me: ruclips.net/video/8kX62n6yNXA/видео.html
      You: idk

  • @daniilfilms
    @daniilfilms Год назад +44

    That’s just my pet y’all! He escaped my house again and is in the woods, Thank you for showing where he is! God bless you!

  • @benstrong4497
    @benstrong4497 Год назад +50

    I was driving to Appomattox, Virginia with my dad during the summer of 2022, and the route took us along some barely inhabited roads at night (paved and with a few houses). It was not exactly the most comforting place to be at night. We came to a road that had a bunch of construction barriers on it and a red light. I thought we were going to have to sleep in the car on the side of the road, but fortunately the light turned green and we made it to our hotel.
    To make things slightly more frightening, the song on the radio was "Bali Hai," a song about living on a deserted island.

  • @Killingbloww
    @Killingbloww 4 года назад +1857

    "You arrived at your destination"
    This ain't Taco Bell

    • @yourmother4208
      @yourmother4208 4 года назад +60

      You’re right. It’s taco HELL

    • @dandelionheadd
      @dandelionheadd 4 года назад +14

      Nah you’ve entered the toilet after taco bell

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 4 года назад +8

      This ain't the location of the pornstar.

    • @coolguygaming_1279
      @coolguygaming_1279 4 года назад +2

      Some coffee addict yeah

    • @Zar0714
      @Zar0714 4 года назад

      lmao

  • @elelanimations4736
    @elelanimations4736 5 лет назад +495

    Imagine trying to go home, but getting eaten by a demon instead.
    *the Google Maps gang*

    • @athalia6062
      @athalia6062 5 лет назад

      ELel Animations relatable

    • @SamKipnis
      @SamKipnis 5 лет назад

      Not a demon, it’s an alien

    • @elelanimations4736
      @elelanimations4736 5 лет назад

      @@SamKipnis **A wild Howard the alien has appeared**

  • @Jordanpree
    @Jordanpree Месяц назад +8

    Everyone says Contingency is the scariest but imo this one is. The GPS voice is just so eerie. Glad this video still stands today.

  • @BoomerangManKnownAsTimothy
    @BoomerangManKnownAsTimothy 6 месяцев назад +15

    The gps isnt guiding you.
    Its guiding THE THING.

  • @casper5949
    @casper5949 4 года назад +8297

    How my parents explained how they went to school

  • @NIALLISSNOWFLAKE
    @NIALLISSNOWFLAKE 5 лет назад +2239

    “In 300 feet turn off your headlights”
    Me: hey demöns is me.... ya bøî

  • @matthewpaanotorres7309
    @matthewpaanotorres7309 2 года назад +100

    This probably one of, if not, the most realistic horror thing ever created. The camera and audio quality that’s in the video, the technology used, the jump scares, the horror like vibe that actually scares you, etc.
    This actually gives me nightmares. Thank you, Local 58 and the creator!

  • @themintypup4682
    @themintypup4682 Год назад +81

    I swear my heart had a freaking dance party by how many beats it made

  • @Steamlazer
    @Steamlazer 4 года назад +8692

    This is why Google maps should have a "safest available route" option...

    • @buckplug2423
      @buckplug2423 4 года назад +221

      safety in numbers

    • @bigballerpoo5615
      @bigballerpoo5615 4 года назад +25

      ElPepowulf oh god no. ima opt out

    • @alainart
      @alainart 4 года назад +19

      Honestlyyy

    • @Resi1ience
      @Resi1ience 4 года назад +13

      @ElPepowulf why even use google maps at this point?

    • @joshuascotti1088
      @joshuascotti1088 4 года назад +77

      When is the *no demons* edition coming out?

  • @Levi_The_One_The_Only
    @Levi_The_One_The_Only 5 лет назад +860

    GPS: "rerouting, take a u-turn. Your destination is behind you."
    Driver: *no, I don't think I will*

  • @fobb8590
    @fobb8590 10 месяцев назад +11

    This driver being so zonked out that they hear, "Go down this cursed road in the middle of nowhere. Stop. Turn off you headlights," and just does it. I've been there.

  • @the_unholynjh3513
    @the_unholynjh3513 Год назад +96

    "-then in 300 feet, turn of your headlights."
    Driver:
    _"seems legit"_

  • @V1NT0R3Z
    @V1NT0R3Z 4 года назад +2419

    “In 300 yards turn off your headlights”
    Me : BRAVO SIX GOING DARK

    • @Linea_Arpolite_
      @Linea_Arpolite_ 4 года назад +18

      genius

    • @3ipn16
      @3ipn16 4 года назад +1

      Not Funny Didn’t Laugh 🙂

    • @OombaPoomba
      @OombaPoomba 4 года назад +23

      @@3ipn16 no one fucking cares

    • @dnrfrank
      @dnrfrank 4 года назад +8

      RAMIREZ USE YOUR LASER DESIGNATOR TO CALL IN ARTILLERY ON THOSE WENDIGO
      RAMIERZ GET IVAN OFF MY GPS
      RAMIERZ USE THAT ORDINANCE TO TAKE OUT THOSE DEMONS

    • @therapistfurbylol8020
      @therapistfurbylol8020 4 года назад

      Y E Z

  • @oxitape1563
    @oxitape1563 5 лет назад +3281

    “In 300 yards turn off your headlights”
    Me: I’M GONNA STOP YOU RIGHT THERE

    • @kats3376
      @kats3376 4 года назад +9

      500th like ree

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 4 года назад +10

      548th YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @dayshawnbrailsford2164
      @dayshawnbrailsford2164 4 года назад +6

      That'll be me as well

    • @wilfredsun4056
      @wilfredsun4056 4 года назад +6

      Man, you are a sucker for staying on it for that long

    • @TheMyopicFed
      @TheMyopicFed 4 года назад +5

      Slow down there buckaroo

  • @insertacreativeuserhere5514
    @insertacreativeuserhere5514 2 года назад +18

    It almost reminds me of when I was returning from a trip I ended up going through Crater Lake National Park in Oregon in the worst weather possible. It was raining buckets and foggy as hell, you could only see a few feet in front of you. Not to mention, it was pitch dark. It felt like something horrible was going to happen like ending up driving off the dirt-like road, crashing into something, running into another car, or some creature appearing out of the blue. That drive felt like forever and thought I was never going to get out of there.

  • @prozac623
    @prozac623 2 месяца назад +7

    The first clue that something was seriously wrong was hearing that Merritt Parkway is ever the fastest available route.

  • @Nightlystarter
    @Nightlystarter 6 лет назад +11150

    When your friend makes you use apple maps instead of google

    • @cavejohnsonstanaccount4635
      @cavejohnsonstanaccount4635 6 лет назад +181

      Lizzie O When you use waze instead of Google maps

    • @NickGold
      @NickGold 6 лет назад +16

      John Galt I don’t even know

    • @tannerin
      @tannerin 6 лет назад +13

      John Galt google maps but better

    • @CWINDOWSsystem32
      @CWINDOWSsystem32 6 лет назад +35

      +tannerin Waze and Google Maps are pretty much one in the same after Google bought Waze...

    • @PvtSact
      @PvtSact 6 лет назад +136

      This shit actually happened to me using apple maps. Turned me off the highway into this dark, no streetlight back water road. The road was closed at the end. Turned to google maps and it was fine.

  • @vanilla2653
    @vanilla2653 6 лет назад +4714

    *Your destination is behind you.*

    • @kerthpahs4869
      @kerthpahs4869 6 лет назад +222

      *looks behind*
      (sees Wendy’s)

    • @TheLinposterIsSus
      @TheLinposterIsSus 5 лет назад +5

      Stolen comment and weeb pfp. Furry weeb pfp + stolen comment = CRINGE CANCER

    • @karatehh6966
      @karatehh6966 5 лет назад +34

      MegaNUT says the one who’s literally a fucking deadass meme

    • @Tontles
      @Tontles 5 лет назад +5

      @@karatehh6966 ikr

    • @KingPopinLockin
      @KingPopinLockin 5 лет назад +1

      I live just off highway 100 and I know where there are trails you can drive your car on like that that's off 100... Freaky...

  • @kill12881-_your...s
    @kill12881-_your...s 7 месяцев назад +11

    As a person who tried out thalasin+m, im proud to have experienced emotions like tree, dog, or hambuhbuh.

  • @Gojiro7
    @Gojiro7 Год назад +20

    a Month prior to seeing this for the first time, I was driving down those kinds of roads in the mountains of North Carolina (visiting relatives), me and my family are natural night owls so I drove us out late at night to get food or snacks, and since mountain towns are usually several miles between houses and actual shopping places, you spend alot of time on winding roads near open fields and thick forests where anything might jump out onto the road at a moments notice, ontop of that it gets foggy up there very often. So you can imagine how massively freaked out I would be having to rely on my GPS driving down those kinds of roads had I seen this prior o_o;

  • @Yee-erOfHaws
    @Yee-erOfHaws 4 года назад +1437

    "Then follow signs for 'Do not enter'"
    Bruh this GPS just tryna get me into Area 51 without the guards noticing.

    • @PageShearling
      @PageShearling 4 года назад +2

      Or Hell...

    • @redude08
      @redude08 4 года назад +5

      plus, there is an alien in a time strip I completely forgot and I'm way too lazy to get the time strip again.

    • @fguy8846
      @fguy8846 4 года назад +1

      There are aliens too!

    • @synthetic_creature
      @synthetic_creature 4 года назад

      He wants you to let him out

    • @AgentDanielCross
      @AgentDanielCross 4 года назад

      @@redude08 Thats Paul, that asshole owes me for the weed.

  • @mrpancake8888
    @mrpancake8888 4 года назад +4448

    Man heard that loud ass noise and just was like “you know, now that I think about it, there were perhaps just a FEW red flags before I got here.” And BOOKED it.

    • @LAST_STAND_FAN
      @LAST_STAND_FAN 4 года назад +18

      Hi, Dr. Monty.

    • @werewolfgamer115
      @werewolfgamer115 3 года назад +22

      Why didn't you save him though? Was that thing in the woods an apothicon?

    • @deadshotdaiquiri2734
      @deadshotdaiquiri2734 3 года назад +2

      didnt expect to see you here monty

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 3 года назад

      I’m the exact opposite of this guy. I wouldn’t have left once it got dark

    • @pzaikis
      @pzaikis 3 года назад +18

      Continue along unnamed road and follow signs for do not enter.

  • @uoz-ie-on-ozan
    @uoz-ie-on-ozan 8 месяцев назад +9

    The fact that just an announce that says "destination" is becoming closer is so creepy tells us how genius the editor of this channel is

  • @emo.fu.yao_
    @emo.fu.yao_ 7 месяцев назад +8

    Local 58 is supported by viewers like you... Thank you.

  • @ReminaHeIIstar
    @ReminaHeIIstar 3 года назад +3096

    “Your destination is 60 feet above the clouds”
    *ITS WHAT?*

  • @ilovetweek000
    @ilovetweek000 4 года назад +2586

    “In 300 yards turn off your headlights”
    Me: say sike right now

  • @greatgrungustwo904
    @greatgrungustwo904 2 месяца назад +19

    i am here to firmly deny that this was 6 years ago

  • @SHUTUPDOOKIE
    @SHUTUPDOOKIE 8 месяцев назад +10

    If my GPS tells me to turn off my headlights I’m fucking doing the fastest U-Turn ever done by man and going so fast I leave a trail of fucking fire on the road

  • @PacWest6
    @PacWest6 4 года назад +646

    "I don't see a Los Santos Customs anywhere..."

    • @OrionFallsUp
      @OrionFallsUp 4 года назад +17

      Trevor would probably just ram the thing.

    • @noahadams3180
      @noahadams3180 4 года назад +6

      Me when I put LS custom's in Google maps

    • @WUZ.r
      @WUZ.r 4 года назад +6

      Made me exhale

  • @zuperdude7701
    @zuperdude7701 10 месяцев назад +5

    this video changed horror forever

    • @futuregamer6516
      @futuregamer6516 10 месяцев назад +4

      Local58 analog horror walked so for the rest could run

  • @ClFUR
    @ClFUR 2 года назад +13

    This is actually super well done, I’m impressed! I love seeing a new spin on this genre, this was thrilling and very entertaining

  • @cingkrimson_requiem
    @cingkrimson_requiem 5 лет назад +5312

    Wait a minute
    This isn't McDonald's.

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 4 года назад +5219

    everybody gangsta until the *_[R E D A C T E D]_* leads you to death.

    • @Locust-6
      @Locust-6 4 года назад +111

      I'm calling the SCP

    • @music_kid-tip9538
      @music_kid-tip9538 4 года назад +9

      @@Locust-6 yeah

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 4 года назад +35

      Honestly which SCP should fit this? I feel like the closes is 001 "when day breaks"

    • @yellafella2718
      @yellafella2718 4 года назад +20

      @@wheel4155 h o w ?

    • @micah6970
      @micah6970 4 года назад +14

      the car was SCP-3999 in disguise

  • @user-jv4hr4vc7f
    @user-jv4hr4vc7f 10 месяцев назад +6

    That gigantic thunder clap was BEAUTIFUL

  • @bennickss
    @bennickss 5 месяцев назад +8

    "Follow signs for do not enter"
    "In 300 feet, turn off your headlights"

  • @axidians
    @axidians 3 года назад +9090

    "Then follow signs for do not enter."
    "In 300 feet turn off your headlights."
    ˢᵉᵉᵐˢ ˡᵉᵍᶦᵗ

    • @gwenkrukoski6167
      @gwenkrukoski6167 3 года назад +156

      Legit gave me a laugh.

    • @_Ordinace_
      @_Ordinace_ 3 года назад +89

      How did you make this small text?
      Is it a feature in youtube kinda like *this* or _this_ or did you just use a text font generator?
      It's probably the latter but if not then please tell me what symbol to use to get this text

    • @user-bg4gf1mm4d
      @user-bg4gf1mm4d 3 года назад +54

      @@_Ordinace_ He use a text generator like Stylish Text on mobile

    • @kit627
      @kit627 3 года назад +10

      pls the comment u copied was right under this

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 3 года назад +23

      @@kit627
      Oh damn he did copy a 2 year old comment.

  • @JustARandomTrain
    @JustARandomTrain 3 года назад +11873

    Went from “You are on the fastest route to your destination” to “Your destination is on the fastest route to you” real fucking fast

    • @superslothstudios2231
      @superslothstudios2231 3 года назад +237

      Should of gone off road. Maybe they can only be speed when they are on roads. Worth a shot I guess. If it’s true then you live, if it isn’t, you die anyway

    • @frag_manz
      @frag_manz 2 года назад +143

      HOLY SHIT THATS SO CLEVER-

    • @prime_optimus
      @prime_optimus 2 года назад +18

      Thus must be Soviet Russia.

    • @universesolver
      @universesolver 2 года назад +69

      in America: You are on the fastest route to your destination
      in Soviet Russia: Your destination is on the fastest route to you
      that dood must have drove into soviet russia somehow for dat to happen.

    • @__Poli_
      @__Poli_ 2 года назад +14

      "Thank god, I can just wait here! Finally, some rest!"

  • @Kaiser_TheGreat
    @Kaiser_TheGreat 2 года назад +5

    As someone who lives in upstate NY this is basically every road trip to anyone's house

  • @NaturalSelection1452
    @NaturalSelection1452 2 года назад +2

    In the United States, your destination COMES TO YOU

  • @GyuukiHachibi
    @GyuukiHachibi 6 лет назад +2352

    When you say Bendigo, but Siri hears Wendigo.

    • @Eddsucks
      @Eddsucks 5 лет назад +81

      WEVE GOTTA GO TO BENDIGO TO GET ME GREEN CUBE MORTY

    • @gumballguy34
      @gumballguy34 5 лет назад +44

      @@Eddsucks I'VE FILLED ME CAR UP WITH DIESEL

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 5 лет назад +6

      You win the Internet.

    • @gumballguy34
      @gumballguy34 5 лет назад +43

      @@elo3985 Bendigo is a city in Australia. Wendigo is a horrific man eating mythical creature.

    • @safe-keeper1042
      @safe-keeper1042 5 лет назад +7

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendigo :)

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 3 года назад +7531

    "Life is a journey, enjoy the ride"
    The ride:

  • @amannamedsquid313
    @amannamedsquid313 Год назад +5

    This reminds me of something that I read about many years ago. Don't remember every last specific detail but basically, someone from British Colombia ended up lost in the Nevada desert because her GPS fucked up.

  • @DummyNearYou
    @DummyNearYou 8 месяцев назад +4

    Damn this was 5 years ago??? How the time flies lmao.

  • @nijnaeh3061
    @nijnaeh3061 5 лет назад +774

    "In 300 feet, turn off your headlights"
    Yeah hard no on that one

    • @slowpizza1212
      @slowpizza1212 5 лет назад +4

      Says everyone

    • @afellowmemestealer3155
      @afellowmemestealer3155 5 лет назад +1

      @@slowpizza1212 Exactly. What happened to this comment section? Was it the Film Theory video?

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 3 года назад

      @@afellowmemestealer3155 I saw the Nexpo one.

  • @SirDankleberry
    @SirDankleberry 4 года назад +3249

    GPS: “You have arrived at your destination”
    Me: This is a strange place for hot girls in my area to live.

    • @supercat2087
      @supercat2087 4 года назад +13

      What

    • @muhtesemsiyanur
      @muhtesemsiyanur 4 года назад +46

      LMAO

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev 4 года назад +39

      Sorry, you seem to have clicked on hot milfs by mistake.

    • @ibukimioda743
      @ibukimioda743 3 года назад +6

      Oop

    • @micmac274
      @micmac274 3 года назад +43

      "The sex was good, but now I want to kill people and worship a demonic entity that lives in the moon 2/5."

  • @waggawagg2031
    @waggawagg2031 2 года назад +5

    "you are on the fastest route" scared the living shit out of me, bc yesterday me and my parents were on a road trip, and the gps got stuck and kept saying "you are on the fastest route" over and over until my dads phone died, he had 58% battery left, it was terrifying.

  • @Wilsoul
    @Wilsoul 2 года назад +4

    Watched this video countless times, still gives me goosebumps when i hear how fast the “destination” is approaching

  • @cwr9186
    @cwr9186 3 года назад +6385

    dont worry, the all new 2021 Ford Bronco is specially equipped for situations like these

    • @adridaplague-boi
      @adridaplague-boi 3 года назад +270

      They weren’t lying when they said “perfect for all situations”

    • @HulksterHogan
      @HulksterHogan 3 года назад +353

      I can just imagine the Ram logo appearing right at the end and hearing Sam Elliot's voice say something along the lines of "With the new Dodge Ram even terrifying primordial beings won't be able to catch up to you and consume your flesh."

    • @eliwixson8863
      @eliwixson8863 3 года назад +48

      Good thing it’s truck month

    • @SomeD00D01
      @SomeD00D01 3 года назад +6

      Ye

    • @LilWeeWeeGamin69
      @LilWeeWeeGamin69 3 года назад +22

      You mean military grade armor,guns,and attachable tank cannons?

  • @sobtrax1846
    @sobtrax1846 4 года назад +10147

    everybody gangsta until destination is getting closer to you

    • @Yadierelle
      @Yadierelle 3 года назад +28

      lel pfp

    • @redTrickster
      @redTrickster 3 года назад +21

      @@Yadierelle oh god wait-

    • @tatteredandtorn
      @tatteredandtorn 3 года назад +107

      In Soviet Russia...

    • @antkoos
      @antkoos 3 года назад +109

      @@tatteredandtorn you don't ride to the destination, the destination rides to you

    • @tatteredandtorn
      @tatteredandtorn 3 года назад +11

      @Superleafie **Sweats in SCP** umm.. ehh... it was uh.. Henry Stickmin! Haha yeah, Modern Henry Stickmin! **nervously laughs** and they were going to the woods to uh.. capture SCP-352- Nonono, I mean visit their grandma's hut! Haha yeah yeah. You heard nothing okay? Wait, you know I'm lying?! Shit. Cimmerian, where are the amnestics? Get that guy over there!

  • @kraccbacc7564
    @kraccbacc7564 2 года назад +16

    2:47 Me At 3 AM Looking For The Macaroni Salad That I Stored In The Fridge:

  • @droth1031
    @droth1031 3 месяца назад +1

    I saw this a few years ago. Less than a month later, my wife and i were in Wisconsin, trying to get a hotel in a wooded area.
    Needless to say, this video was living rent free in my head that night!

  • @smarkwell8590
    @smarkwell8590 5 лет назад +2359

    Instructions unclear: actually ended up at my destination instead of finding aliens.

    • @xxxgameboyxxxboygamexxx6760
      @xxxgameboyxxxboygamexxx6760 4 года назад +57

      Instructions unclear: Raided area 51

    • @SpotTugBoat7057
      @SpotTugBoat7057 4 года назад +2

      Gamaliel Vaca Solis true

    • @xjuggrico
      @xjuggrico 4 года назад +1

      1000th like

    • @deathstrike
      @deathstrike 4 года назад +3

      Is this authentic? I've never heard of a GPS unit telling you to turn off your lights before. It's as if the unit itself was hijacked and the meaning of the video was that we could become so addicted and dependent on technology, we don't even doubt it and it can lead us well to a very unpleasant fate as what happened at the end. The vehicle seemed struck by lightning but was chased by whatever was standing at the right hand corner when the vehicle fled. With the car eventually crashing and some websites indicating the driver was killed. I want to know more, why did the driver go over two hours out to such a dangerous and creepy destination? Were they alone? Did the lightning strike cause the accident? Was it an accident? So many questions.

    • @xjuggrico
      @xjuggrico 4 года назад +1

      Deathstrike_YT I dont think you understand.

  • @alejoqc9540
    @alejoqc9540 3 года назад +6380

    In America, you reach destination.
    In Soviet Russia, destination reaches you.

    • @Kret-o
      @Kret-o 3 года назад +84

      perfect example

    • @user-nx7ru2ge8p
      @user-nx7ru2ge8p 3 года назад +58

      A man of culture

    • @kattdied
      @kattdied 3 года назад +15

      Really stupid stereotypes about Russia, very funny..

    • @ridiculogan2962
      @ridiculogan2962 3 года назад +23

      @@kattdied
      shut up
      @Alejo qc
      You stole that from the replies of another comment

    • @kattdied
      @kattdied 3 года назад +9

      @@ridiculogan2962 "sHuT uP" hi kid who think this stupid stereotypes about Russia is true... 😀

  • @BincentFifth
    @BincentFifth 2 года назад +2

    This. This is it. The best Local 58 vid

  • @mistercrimson63
    @mistercrimson63 7 месяцев назад +6

    In America, you arrive at your destination. In Russia, your destination arrives at you.

  • @CLof-ev4bn
    @CLof-ev4bn 4 года назад +4409

    “Your destination is behind you” BRUH W T F THATS TERRIFYING

    • @Delta-es1lg
      @Delta-es1lg 4 года назад +459

      You can actually hear that whatever it is gets closer.
      "Your destination is in 500 feet"
      "Rerouting... your destination is in 250 fe- rerouting... your destination is in- rerouting... your destination is in 50 feet- you have arrived at your destination."

    • @fatcat1
      @fatcat1 4 года назад +84

      Yep, that's the point of the video.

    • @batiatus4632
      @batiatus4632 4 года назад +133

      It's more forceful, "YOUR DESTINATION IS BEHIND YOU, REROUTING"

    • @martianimperialcouncil9194
      @martianimperialcouncil9194 4 года назад +72

      The GPS robot was trying to lead him to a monster.

    • @bloomingreyna
      @bloomingreyna 4 года назад +32

      @@martianimperialcouncil9194 that, or it was trying to lead the monster to him.

  • @mcj3466
    @mcj3466 5 лет назад +2305

    GPS: Your destination is behind you
    Me: *clicks in reverse and steps on it*

    • @Xander45030
      @Xander45030 5 лет назад +23

      ThePlush Productions Exactly what I would’ve done

    • @demodude8453
      @demodude8453 4 года назад +65

      ThePlush Productions alien fucking dies

    • @cupcake_ram4227
      @cupcake_ram4227 4 года назад +62

      ThePlush Productions if it still doesn’t die you just start coughing in it to transmit sicknesses they are not immune to yet

    • @con575
      @con575 4 года назад +26

      *bump* huh was that a speed bump?

    • @citizenblu
      @citizenblu 4 года назад +5

      I'd ram that sucker in reverse and hawk a big loogie in whatever openings it has.

  • @JonRatzlaff
    @JonRatzlaff 2 года назад +19

    I had a similar experience to this. My gps took me off the highway in Colorado, in the middle of the night, through a single lane forest trail for about 3 miles to a freaking brand new car that was wedged horizontally between two trees blocking my path with the airbags deployed. Idk how the hell that car made it up the trail, how it was wedged 90 degrees between two large trees, why the airbags were deployed, or why that was my destination. But I’ve never felt more unsafe in my life. With no room to turn around I used the backup cam and reverse lights to guide my way backwards down the mountain forest trail. I hit trees and rocks the whole way down but my only focus was to get out of there. As soon as I found the highway again I headed straight into the city and stopped at the nearest gas station to assess the damage. My car didn’t have a single mark. If my wife wasn’t there to witness the whole thing I probably wouldn’t even believe my own memory.

    • @semisemicoloncolon
      @semisemicoloncolon Месяц назад

      that’s extremely sinister, was probably the best move to get out of there. the fact there wasn’t a mark is the perfectly creepy little detail to make a weird experience even weirder. thank you for sharing

  • @ioverexcitedninja4281
    @ioverexcitedninja4281 5 месяцев назад +4

    the blind compliance to the satnav made this even creepier

  • @EternalBladeGamingyt
    @EternalBladeGamingyt 5 лет назад +1333

    "Your destination is behind you"
    Me: *Looks behind*
    James Charles: "Hey Sist-"
    Me: "This is not what I wanted!"

    • @aly3661
      @aly3661 5 лет назад +10

      CaN i ReAlLy SaY tHe "S" wOrD?

    • @Khromatic_
      @Khromatic_ 5 лет назад +6

      SiStArS

    • @amc6699
      @amc6699 5 лет назад +7

      "Your destination is behind you"
      Me: looks behind
      Meme boi: it is wednesday my dude
      #:AaAAaAaaAaAaAAaaAAAaaaaaAAAAa

    • @legohero8396
      @legohero8396 4 года назад +2

      @@Khromatic_ I'll have to see your S word pass

    • @toshi7632
      @toshi7632 4 года назад +1

      I am you 666th like

  • @jackhicks5904
    @jackhicks5904 5 лет назад +5317

    This is like the office when Micheal drives into the lake just beccause the maps told him to.

    • @dodedado722
      @dodedado722 4 года назад +45

      Jack Hicks under-appreciated comment fr

    • @josh2.623
      @josh2.623 4 года назад +40

      Jim, where is my sanity?

    • @detectivespook7938
      @detectivespook7938 4 года назад +62

      THIS IS A LAKE! THIS IS A LAKE!

    • @samkirke322
      @samkirke322 4 года назад +17

      Literally thought about this straight away 😂

    • @rory8624
      @rory8624 4 года назад +2

      YES👏🏼

  • @LeosQuadsAccXD
    @LeosQuadsAccXD 10 месяцев назад +4

    The fact that my screen is broken and it makes everything glitchy really does not help my anxiety right now

  • @leynaflores4533
    @leynaflores4533 6 лет назад +3296

    Reminds me of the time Siri accidentally rerouted me to the middle of Detroit

    • @ultrafaroecunt6014
      @ultrafaroecunt6014 6 лет назад +308

      Oh god it literally tried to send you to hell

    • @aintnoway686
      @aintnoway686 6 лет назад +132

      No, Hell Michigan is about 60 miles west of Detroit www.google.com/search?q=hell+michigan+to+detroit&rlz=1C1SQJL_enUS778US778&oq=hell+michigan+to+detroit&aqs=chrome..69i57.3295j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

    • @Kara-kq5sb
      @Kara-kq5sb 6 лет назад +13

      Leyna Flores
      What the fuck Siri?

    • @SunnierVoyage97
      @SunnierVoyage97 6 лет назад +32

      Now that's scary

    • @Spamjim0211
      @Spamjim0211 6 лет назад +16

      Leyna Flores is this your ghost speaking?

  • @crsmith6226
    @crsmith6226 5 лет назад +3597

    Are we going to ignore the fact that his first three turns DIDN’T USE TURN SIGNALS? That is all.

    • @neptune039
      @neptune039 5 лет назад +97

      We only care about the LORE, not the *traffic*

    • @ivelyn1126
      @ivelyn1126 5 лет назад +7

      He did

    • @crsmith6226
      @crsmith6226 5 лет назад +54

      Starlight Eclipse no if you listen to his (fourth?) turn you can hear the turn signals very loud. The others we don’t hear.

    • @ivelyn1126
      @ivelyn1126 5 лет назад +4

      @@crsmith6226 true

    • @pogdogb394
      @pogdogb394 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahaha!!

  • @hellhound166
    @hellhound166 2 года назад +2

    This needs to be a movie, like imagine how many fans would love it!

  • @DanielFlores-th7de
    @DanielFlores-th7de Год назад +5

    I was once lost in a town where my nephew lives and my nephew’s GPS led us through a derelict backroad for 15 minutes. This reminded me of that.

  • @fraynevliegenthart6112
    @fraynevliegenthart6112 6 лет назад +4209

    this is actually genuis.
    a creature which has learned to acquire and re-write technology to capture prey.
    it's always been the technologically-biological stuff which has freaked me out the most.

    • @cocconoce
      @cocconoce 5 лет назад +8

      Boop

    • @TimeTravelinc
      @TimeTravelinc 5 лет назад +70

      Bellexy I’d figure that Local 58 has always been weird. I mean, it did give us Candle Cove. Remember? From Ichor Falls?

    • @AshTronaut99
      @AshTronaut99 5 лет назад +45

      Here’s my next SCP inspiration.

    • @diegosakk2934
      @diegosakk2934 5 лет назад +2

      I'm curious on more of this

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 5 лет назад +36

      +Lobster Galaxy
      It's actually _not_ genius, though. Because the whole setup to this thing really makes no sense if you stop and think about it for a second.
      Nobody gets into their car and enters a set of coordinates into their GPS without having _some_ idea of what it is that they're looking for. Just following the GPS directions blindly wouldn't make any sense because the coordinates might be taking you to a place that's totally mundane and inconsequential (like a set of traffic lights) and you wouldn't even know what the GPS is actually directing you to find.
      So that kind of makes the whole thing a little bit silly, really, because this driver _had_ to know that they were putting themselves in danger by doing this, and they were doing it essentially for the purpose of following up on what was, essentially, nothing more than glitch in their GPS (which nobody would time or gas money to do, ever).
      ...Without any further information to give us context, the whole thing just doesn't fit together right. The creators were clearly going for the 'less is more' approach storytelling here, but they just went a little _too_ sparse with the details, imo.

  • @unclestaco
    @unclestaco 3 года назад +5775

    The sound of the car bouncing around on that shitty road trying to escape sold it for me, you could just FEEL the driver going "oh my gooooood HELPHELPHELPEHLP!!"

    • @Andrej229
      @Andrej229 3 года назад +378

      you can also hear weird sounds and the driver breathing heavily, it perfectly captures the feeling of those dreams where you want to escape from something but you seem weaker and slower than usual. absolutely terrifying.

    • @producer.james1
      @producer.james1 3 года назад +93

      That really captured it for me, it wasn't really the video itself but the sounds going on is what actually scared me.

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 3 года назад +100

      Yeah. You’d think you’d be yelling in that situation, as something is chasing you, but instead you’d stay as quiet as possible. Your car’s windows are up so that the creature can’t get through them, so no one can hear you. Even if you did roll them enough to scream, that might just attract the creature to you. Instead, you’d just try to get out as fast as possible.

    • @H2Ojellyfish
      @H2Ojellyfish 3 года назад +24

      Don’t worrying he has extended warranty

    • @UnixSolstice
      @UnixSolstice 3 года назад +4

      @@Andrej229 i couldn’t hear breathing...

  • @lolman9339
    @lolman9339 2 года назад +3

    I must say, that was very well done and thought out

  • @noobgamersland8189
    @noobgamersland8189 2 года назад +5

    no god he's the cameraman he can't die..nvm he'll just respawn as its the game over screen

  • @kudr8339
    @kudr8339 4 года назад +1385

    hey, the gps wasn't lying. it _was_ the fastest route

  • @chadsworthgigafuck
    @chadsworthgigafuck 3 года назад +13689

    A monster that lures people in by gps is a good idea tbh. Fucking scary when you're trying to run away too lol

    • @jokerisinthememe5852
      @jokerisinthememe5852 3 года назад +560

      If you haven’t seen this one comment, someone figured out that if it were to be able to move 200 feet that fast, it could move like 360 MPH.

    • @chadsworthgigafuck
      @chadsworthgigafuck 3 года назад +195

      @@jokerisinthememe5852 shit pant

    • @SomeD00D01
      @SomeD00D01 3 года назад +19

      Exactly

    • @punxlixx
      @punxlixx 3 года назад +136

      Thats a good scp idea

    • @mr.beefyboidoody3539
      @mr.beefyboidoody3539 3 года назад +334

      That would be terrifying, as your driving away the robotic voice of the GPS is saying
      "make a u turn your destination is behind you"
      "your destination has moved"

  • @w0rdd4wg93
    @w0rdd4wg93 2 года назад +3

    “Your destination is behind you.” Holy shit.

  • @michaeldebidart
    @michaeldebidart Год назад +3

    Everybody gangster until the GPS hits you with "traffic ahead, updating route" on an empty highway

  • @paristmo
    @paristmo 5 лет назад +2098

    That feet countdown is freaking genius.

    • @RaisingTheAnte
      @RaisingTheAnte 5 лет назад +64

      I didn't notice it until seeing for a couple times. I completely agree!

    • @luissolis8381
      @luissolis8381 5 лет назад +277

      "500 ft"
      "300 ft"
      "250 ft"
      "50 ft"
      "Y O U H A V E A R R I V E D"

    • @DisasterEnby
      @DisasterEnby 5 лет назад +191

      Just take a minute to appreciate how fucking fast that thing was moving. It moves at least 500 feet in 8 seconds, if we ignore the fact that the car was moving too, which means this thing travelled easily way over 500 ft in less than 10 seconds. The driver was dead from the moment he turned out the headlights.

    • @Randus1058
      @Randus1058 5 лет назад +108

      @@DisasterEnby But what if he didn't?
      What if he either
      1. Didn't turn the headlights when the trees imploded
      2. Didn't turn the headlights off like a smart cookie
      3. Attempt to run the little shit over rather than run
      4. N O T G O I N T O T H E F U C K I N G W O O D S B E C A U S E R O U T E R S A I D S O ?

    • @tringadinga1984
      @tringadinga1984 5 лет назад +28

      250 feet
      50 ft
      YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT YOUR DESTINATION

  • @tophatboi8018
    @tophatboi8018 3 года назад +752

    “Pass the ‘Do Not Enter’ signs”
    Hey yeah, how about we fucking didn’t?

    • @superslothstudios2231
      @superslothstudios2231 3 года назад +17

      I mean, it isn’t like anything would go wrong but…. maybe just for the sake of not putting my hands in the life of a GPS