Can you beat Minecraft as an Old Person?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

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  • @FluffyDragon-cm8bz
    @FluffyDragon-cm8bz 8 месяцев назад +2843

    "He even forgets that you can't spawn in the nether sometimes!" Bro breaks the game and sleeps in the nether anyway

    • @AaronBacon_
      @AaronBacon_ 8 месяцев назад +149

      Not to mention stacking buckets to 40 lol. He just forgets the rules of the game

    • @minecraftpro2074
      @minecraftpro2074 8 месяцев назад +74

      "Remember, I may have dementia however it doesn't effect my memory" -eepy Joe

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 7 месяцев назад +1619

    >old man wanders into your village
    >breaks into your house
    >kicks you out of your bed
    >starts calling you his son
    >tells you being a priest isn't a real job
    >gets confused and wanders away
    >never see him again

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 6 месяцев назад +147

      >touches stairs and instantly dies

    • @victalivarius
      @victalivarius 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@bast4rdlyreaper that got me

    • @Brontok
      @Brontok 5 месяцев назад +43

      > breaks your house and sells it to you as sticks

    • @doguezter7047
      @doguezter7047 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@victalivarius what was your crime

    • @victalivarius
      @victalivarius 4 месяца назад +2

      @@doguezter7047 what?! XD
      Edit: got me *laughing*
      I guess my crime was laughing at the comment and not the video as much

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 8 месяцев назад +4857

    wait... Randomly teleporting... Being confused... Picking up random stuff... ARE YOU AN ENDERMAN?

    • @bleh1818
      @bleh1818 8 месяцев назад +480

      And can't stay in the water for very long either. Checks out

    • @DARKthenoble
      @DARKthenoble 8 месяцев назад +394

      you either die young or live long enough to see yourself become an enderman.

    • @BigCheeseEvie
      @BigCheeseEvie 8 месяцев назад +308

      Elderman

    • @DarkNinja-bf6hk
      @DarkNinja-bf6hk 8 месяцев назад +59

      Minecraft lore

    • @DrFlagShipKingBeard
      @DrFlagShipKingBeard 8 месяцев назад +42

      22:58 He even has some Rivalry with the Endermen too.

  • @StavDev
    @StavDev 8 месяцев назад +2009

    You really gotta make a "heart attack meter" gui so that heart attacks don't just seem to happen out of nowhere

    • @AaronBacon_
      @AaronBacon_ 8 месяцев назад +403

      You think Real Life Gives you a heart atttack meter? No! They come from nowhere and are serious! Can't believe you're making fun of this serious problem... (joking if that wasn't obvious)

    • @StavDev
      @StavDev 8 месяцев назад +5

      @@AaronBacon_ Okay grandpa, let's get you back to the nursing home

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  8 месяцев назад +680

      The people have spoken, I'm implementing this for when the reddit mod and discord mod take on the aether

    • @GhostsGraveyard
      @GhostsGraveyard 8 месяцев назад +80

      @@troglodyte480I'm interested to see how such heavy lads are going to make it in a universe that relies so much on flying. I assume things like elytra will not be able to hold them.

    • @mochamanplays257
      @mochamanplays257 8 месяцев назад +21

      Put it in God’s suggestion box

  • @fesserlippenchipful
    @fesserlippenchipful 8 месяцев назад +1107

    Eating solid food should cause choking, causing suffocation. The only food you can eat is beetroot soup (or maybe stews if that's too difficult).

  • @minecraftpro2074
    @minecraftpro2074 8 месяцев назад +431

    How the elderly describe what it was like going to school back in their day:

  • @christophersmith1694
    @christophersmith1694 8 месяцев назад +823

    This old man is an inspiration.
    He doesn't like the Enderman, but he frees the End.

    • @originaleagle2684
      @originaleagle2684 8 месяцев назад +115

      Oh, l won't say free, more like under new management

    • @christophersmith1694
      @christophersmith1694 8 месяцев назад +24

      @@originaleagle2684 I kinda expected a comment like that....

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 8 месяцев назад +23

      ​@@originaleagle2684welcome to the plantation

    • @whaleywonders3632
      @whaleywonders3632 6 месяцев назад

      More like trapped himself

    • @smolapril
      @smolapril 4 месяца назад +3

      he might be racist, but he has standards

  • @autopsyturvy
    @autopsyturvy 5 месяцев назад +318

    telling your child 'being a priest (cleric) isn't a real job' and then proceeding to utilize a cleric to finish the game is peek old man behavior, 10/10 experience, you really sold it.

    • @LoganGarwacki
      @LoganGarwacki 4 месяца назад +1

      A cleric is a doctor, not a priest

    • @ianwalkerjewboy658
      @ianwalkerjewboy658 3 месяца назад +21

      @@LoganGarwacki Google the definition of cleric. It is a religious leader not a doctor

    • @catloverplayz3268
      @catloverplayz3268 Месяц назад

      *peak

  • @hot_soup4319
    @hot_soup4319 8 месяцев назад +384

    I like how this challenge insinuates old people can't go up or down stairs, but *can* jump an entire cubic meter straight up lol.

    • @jaws2210
      @jaws2210 5 месяцев назад +24

      Or they can just... Jump a meter straight up lol.

    •  28 дней назад +3

      This is super ironic considering how a full block is just a bigger stair

  • @HotPocketM
    @HotPocketM 8 месяцев назад +1197

    Do you know who else has dementia?
    Do you know who else has dementia?
    Do you know who else has dementia?
    Do you know who else has dementia?
    Do you know who else has dementia?

  • @Grant_the_Contributor
    @Grant_the_Contributor 8 месяцев назад +1338

    Can you beat Minecraft as an infant?
    - 1 block tall
    - Reach is incredibly short
    - Requires milk to survive
    - Requires IPad to survive
    - Has to pee and poo
    - All enemies can launch you like the Iron Golem

    • @tankpea2
      @tankpea2 8 месяцев назад +129

      Yeah , and you have to pay a Mother Villager to change you

    • @Daralexen
      @Daralexen 8 месяцев назад +45

      He already did this with the tiny player mod.

    • @lostgarbage4055
      @lostgarbage4055 8 месяцев назад +50

      - cannot jump
      -BUT can crawl on walls

    • @andyghkfilm2287
      @andyghkfilm2287 8 месяцев назад +21

      Peepee bar and poopoo bar that increase the way food bar decreases.

    • @who_the_absolute_fuck_is_benji
      @who_the_absolute_fuck_is_benji 8 месяцев назад +5

      also, since you’re a baby, you can’t eat solid food, you have to drink milk to fill your hunger bar

  • @donniebuchanan4154
    @donniebuchanan4154 8 месяцев назад +278

    Get this man a seat in congress

  • @C21H30O2
    @C21H30O2 8 месяцев назад +665

    We are currently in the process of putting my 68 y/o step mother in a nursing home because dementia has turned her brain into moosh. This exactly how her days are now. Except she doesn't take her vicodin. I do.

    • @shardofglass
      @shardofglass 8 месяцев назад +9

      .

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 8 месяцев назад +32

      Damn, I'm sorry to hear that :(

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 8 месяцев назад +30

      *Except she doesn't take her vicodin. I do.*
      This could go in a different way if you're young.
      You aren't young are you? Right... right?

    • @kingdingaling3376
      @kingdingaling3376 8 месяцев назад +87

      So did she beat the ender dragon yet or what

    • @Big_Sloppa
      @Big_Sloppa 8 месяцев назад +28

      I misplaced my shit at vicodin bit, good that you can find positive moments in such unhappy situation

  • @boguskowalik7528
    @boguskowalik7528 8 месяцев назад +344

    ‚Can you be a US president as an Old person?’
    -forgets speeches
    -loses nuclear codes
    -permanent falling
    -asnafutimnaffutifutscuseme

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 8 месяцев назад +61

      Worst part is, this applies to the last 2 presidents 😅😅

    • @sarafroats2935
      @sarafroats2935 8 месяцев назад +39

      You literally just discribed Joe Biden

    • @CWkrawf
      @CWkrawf 8 месяцев назад +17

      @@kingofgrim4761tf you talking about

    • @kingofgrim4761
      @kingofgrim4761 8 месяцев назад +23

      @@CWkrawf real life

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 8 месяцев назад +9

      Can you beat Minecraft as Joe Biden Wake up wake up JOE BIDEN

  • @Goatbreath37
    @Goatbreath37 8 месяцев назад +247

    Being an old person i would be offended by this video but i cant remember what offended me

  • @Fraccy
    @Fraccy 7 месяцев назад +70

    You forgot the most important feature of the old person run bro. You needed to give him a house worth a ton of diamonds that he paid nearly nothing for, and then have him try to keep it away from real estate agent villagers who want him to sell it. And the longer you wait the more diamonds the home is worth, but if you wait till your first death in the run you lose it to a reverse mortgage.

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  7 месяцев назад +22

      The senior citizen's dilemma!

  • @Malabrace
    @Malabrace 8 месяцев назад +35

    Well I may have dementia, but at least I don't have dementia.

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous 8 месяцев назад +325

    Since you love playing Minecraft as physically challenged people, why don't you play as a "Fiscally" challenged individual? You are in crippling debt, and among other things, if you don't pay your bills your property will be repossessed. (Perhaps the repo men can be reskinned pillager raids?) There would of course be many more aspects to it but that's all I have the brainpower to think of right now.
    Could make for a fun and really weird challenge. Absolutely loving these videos.

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 8 месяцев назад +61

      Crafting stuff costs emeralds, you can’t use villagers gardens without getting attacked, some villagers buy random stuff and the rest sell at even more exorbitant prices than normal. The computer has an onlyfans account to make money

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 8 месяцев назад +4

      AHHAHAH that's actually a great idea!!

    • @tdsanti
      @tdsanti 8 месяцев назад +4

      10/10 idea XD

    • @Spunro
      @Spunro 8 месяцев назад +10

      food costs 3x as much to obtain

    • @danielsolomon3794
      @danielsolomon3794 7 месяцев назад +8

      He should do it with student debt. every ore he mines 50% is taken to pay the loans but the interest getts higher every minute. if he doesn't mine anything for a whole Minecraft day a 1/3 of his inventory is confiscated. Every loot chest has 50% of the loot consficated. Every time he dies the interest stats get higher faster.

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 8 месяцев назад +240

    I really hope you will make ‘can beat minecraft as a peta employee/volunteer?’ I love these themed goofy challenges, also it would be the first challenged person one that is mental not physical

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 8 месяцев назад +72

      Lmao do you have to kill any animal you see but can’t eat the meat

    • @longonbon9676
      @longonbon9676 8 месяцев назад +11

      We must have this!

    • @purple_shiny
      @purple_shiny 8 месяцев назад +9

      Yes please we need literally everyone in this series

    • @anthonyoliver418
      @anthonyoliver418 8 месяцев назад +28

      @@justkittensbeingkittens5892I was thinking of that, along with glueing yourself in place any time you see an animal harmed like a zombie, butcher villager, and wolves, along with not interacting with animals in any way to benefit you, being weaker due to lack of proper protein, having to cancel your actions to show a mob an animal testing video when you first see them, and something involving having to stop randomly to tweet something really bad.

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 8 месяцев назад

      @@anthonyoliver418 I got it. Instead of heart attacks like the others, they collapse of malnutrition. Blindness, nausea, being stuck in place until you tweet on your cellphone about how much healthier you are than omnivores. If you accidentally pick up an animal product, that vegan teacher comes running at you with a knife.
      The benefits are: you can eat plain wheat and grass seeds, and if you tweet enough you earn a blue checkmark which makes you a super vegan

  • @radu-andreinitu3961
    @radu-andreinitu3961 8 месяцев назад +137

    Peak Minecraft content

  • @Wario_B
    @Wario_B 8 месяцев назад +27

    As a man with dementia,

  • @99999bomb
    @99999bomb 8 месяцев назад +73

    I like how during dementia episodes he suddenly gets cobwebs and flowers out of thin air even if hes in the end or the nether, dude's psychosis can summon items

  • @silverstar8868
    @silverstar8868 8 месяцев назад +62

    These should become their own speedrun categories

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 6 месяцев назад +37

    There isn't a special hell for people who don't respect the elderly..
    Becoming the elderly "is" that special hell.

  • @GhostsGraveyard
    @GhostsGraveyard 8 месяцев назад +132

    The discord mod is his son? We're getting a whole troglodyte extended universe out here.

  • @Ui_Kozekis_Friend
    @Ui_Kozekis_Friend 8 месяцев назад +115

    There used to be a Minecraft RUclipsr that is very old and he is quite famous, and he even joined HermitCraft when he is like, 60 years old.

  • @venis1335
    @venis1335 8 месяцев назад +57

    I was so excited seeing the thumbnail, this video is hilarious

  • @Yadershik5
    @Yadershik5 8 месяцев назад +56

    As an old person, i can approve this: my dementia hasn's affected me as a person, my dementia hasn't affecred me as a person, my dementia hasn't affected me as a person, my dementia hasn't affected me as a person.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 8 месяцев назад +2

      *WHuT Da Hell!? 💀*

    • @claytonchastain1501
      @claytonchastain1501 7 месяцев назад +1

      When you get reverse dementia lol

  • @that_guy_adonis
    @that_guy_adonis 8 месяцев назад +103

    You should do a Minecraft playthrough as a soldier suffering from PTSD
    Pros:
    Slightly more damage to enemies with any weapon (swords, bows and crossbows)
    Harvest resources slightly faster (permanent efficiency)
    Ability to traverse terrain (crouching, going prone and climbing blocks without ladders)
    Slightly higher durability to punches, arrows and explosions. (Blast Protection II or I will do fine as well as Projectile Protection I or II)
    Lucky drops out of mobs (Looting I or II even though its a war crime)
    Sneaking on a mob from behind while crouched can give you a 50/50 chance to kill it in one hit (assassination)
    Cons:
    Every tool & weapon you use runs out of durability twice as fast than usual (Efficiency)
    You start hearing random things around you (pillager horn, creeper hiss, ghast screams, and Music Disc 13 or 11, even the dreaded Cave noises above ground).
    Random mobs can spawn on around you, but when you kill them they turn into an innocent villager and wisp away as an illusion (Delusions)
    You are unable to sleep on beds therefore you have to substitute for a campfire to keep yourself through the night. (Insomnia from guard duty)
    Potions are required to keep yourself sane from your PTSD (pharmaceuticals)
    Travelling to the Nether or End doubles your PTSD episodes (It is literally war in there)
    Random deaths if you have a bow, crossbow or a sword in your hotbar (Game over screen from being unable to live with the guilt of your crimes, from PTSD built up too much)

    • @mochamanplays257
      @mochamanplays257 8 месяцев назад +22

      Bro, that last con I swear is the worst thing I’ve read today 😂😂😂

    • @that_guy_adonis
      @that_guy_adonis 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@mochamanplays257 Dude even I thought that last con was grim af

    • @andermedievil
      @andermedievil 6 месяцев назад +5

      The last one can be fixed making it that you die if you keep the weapon equiped for a set amount of time. And not keeping them in the hot bar.sin e hot bar would be a tool belt and the inventory a backpack

    • @Ashiixz
      @Ashiixz 4 месяца назад

      He’d prolly get demonetized for that or a lot of hate comments

    • @Jonathan-A.C.
      @Jonathan-A.C. 28 дней назад

      Oh my gosh, LOL

  • @peppercorn9022
    @peppercorn9022 7 месяцев назад +185

    Why is it always the poop stain on all the mods 😭

    • @weegeep13
      @weegeep13 6 месяцев назад +20

      😋

    • @bast4rdlyreaper
      @bast4rdlyreaper 6 месяцев назад

      Scat fetish.

    • @ThorJensen-oh5gj
      @ThorJensen-oh5gj 5 месяцев назад

      Its secretly chocolate, right...​?@@weegeep13

    • @MattOG05
      @MattOG05 3 месяца назад +3

      I guess he's hitting to us his...
      WAYS OF SELF-PLEASURE

  • @AspieGG
    @AspieGG 2 месяца назад +12

    11:45 unrealistic, old people would never insult priests.

  • @maltardraco9555
    @maltardraco9555 8 месяцев назад +80

    I have an idea. Can you beat Minecraft in a wheelchair?
    No using healing potions to be able to walk.

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 8 месяцев назад +10

      going to have to craft ramps otherwise instant gg

  • @hungrythundr4892
    @hungrythundr4892 8 месяцев назад +22

    your evaluation on older loved ones giving up is super accurate. I had a neighbor named Harold. He was pretty much my gramps since my real gramps were kinda deadbeats. one day he got tired of having to take ambulance rides twice a week and just gave up.

  • @dimitar4y
    @dimitar4y 8 месяцев назад +56

    so it is, by openly mocking those we hate, that we end up coming to accept and love them...? :0

  • @CerealExperimentsMizuki
    @CerealExperimentsMizuki 8 месяцев назад +28

    "Its Just A Burning Memory" the game.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 8 месяцев назад

      True

  • @hackidreemurr
    @hackidreemurr 7 месяцев назад +26

    More ideas: Play Minecraft as
    1) a wheelchair user: can't use stairs and is slower. Cannot stand for more than 5 seconds without taking damage, larger inventory. Endermen might steal your wheelchair
    2) a vegan person: you can only use and consume vegan products (monsters don't count), if you eat meat or drink milk, you get food poisioning and nausea. And your weapons refuse to kill any non-hostile mobs and hits you instead. Wearing leather armor causes you take damage
    3) a blind person: You can't see anything, but you can see the brightness of your screen whether it's day or night. And you can hear, from which directions the sounds of the mobs come and you can feel the texture of the ground under you
    4) a child: You are way smaller than the average person, only 1 block high. You run slower, have less health, and are easily exhausted, but you have good climbing skills. You need to go to bed every single night otherwise a phantom (your mother) attacks you. You are only allowed to attack with a wooden sword, anything else is too dangerous, If you lose more than 5 heart, you start crying, which makes you completely vulnerable to your surroundings. For 30 seconds, you can't move or defend yourself. You can take a pet, a dog or a cat with you and if they die, you will cry twice longer
    5) a person with hallucinations: This person would often sense, see or hear unnerving sensations and will also sometimes see Herobrine chasing or tricking them. There's also a 10% chance that the player will see something that doesn't exist as such or something else, as soon as the new chunks load. Harmless mobs would randomly attack or hostile mobs would flee from you. You also get hungry much faster and must take your pills to stop the hallucinations. (Since Herobrine can actually kill you)

    • @hackidreemurr
      @hackidreemurr 7 месяцев назад +5

      Also as for the child suggestion: Baby zombies would befriend you instead of attacking you

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  7 месяцев назад +12

      I'm actually implementing some blindness mechanics right now! Coming soon... Thanks for the suggestions!

    • @userjames2009
      @userjames2009 7 месяцев назад +4

      Blindness could work as that you can only "see" as far as your hands can reach, maybe 2 blocks in all directions from your current position. But if have a stick or hoe in your hand, they count as a walking stick and your seeing distance increases by 1 more block.

  • @MoonberryJam93
    @MoonberryJam93 5 месяцев назад +9

    In another 60 years, we can test whether a *real* dimentia patient can still beat minecraft

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  5 месяцев назад +1

      I hope to be gaming that long!

  • @nappa1381
    @nappa1381 8 месяцев назад +22

    Dang, I had the perfect Alzheimers joke for this but I forgot how it went…

  • @nathannightmare1604
    @nathannightmare1604 8 месяцев назад +27

    Great video! Thankfully my grandparents are alive and wonderful people.

  • @ShukaHusk
    @ShukaHusk 8 месяцев назад +27

    I really like that you put a lot of thought and time into these instead of just making them low-effort memes.

  • @hackidreemurr
    @hackidreemurr 7 месяцев назад +31

    Play Minecraft as an autistic person (written by an autistic person):
    1) Too many noises, mob noises or noises in general drive your overload bar up, less noises (e.g. in caves) cool you down
    2) If your overload bar is full, you will get a meltdown or a shutdown. In a shutdown, you will be immobile for 10 seconds and completely vulnerable to your surroundings. In a meltdown, your health decreases until only half of your health at that point was left
    3) When you consume your item, you must consume that one item 5x in a row before switching to other food items. Also, there's a 5% chance that any food item will give you food poisoning and you cannot eat that food in the next 5 Minutes
    4) You will get slightly worse Villager and Piglin trades due to your social difficulties.
    5) You cannot sleep in all beds. There's a 10% chance that a bed won't let you sleep in so you need to find another one

  • @artorias7224
    @artorias7224 8 месяцев назад +58

    You should do a minecraft run with a fentanyl addicted person

  • @NoOne-nd9su
    @NoOne-nd9su 28 дней назад +5

    23:17 the racist grandpa story is wild

  • @dunsparcedm43
    @dunsparcedm43 7 месяцев назад +8

    This video is actually an existential nightmare of what existence would be like in a world where you respawn when you die, but you continue to age. Just continuous pain and suffering but you can’t escape it because even when you die you’re still old and your dementia is still getting worse. Eventually your consciousness will be nothing but mush yet it will continue on regardless

  • @Kyinnoo
    @Kyinnoo 8 месяцев назад +22

    "Darker being" 💀

  • @CowMeat-j2h
    @CowMeat-j2h 2 месяца назад +4

    "In dementia civilization, no one remember their base..."

  • @catfacethemartian
    @catfacethemartian 8 месяцев назад +19

    The dementia mechanic is awesome

  • @grovehoLP
    @grovehoLP 8 месяцев назад +58

    What kind of masochism is this

  • @b.l.8755
    @b.l.8755 8 месяцев назад +58

    You should add a feature where killing villager babies makes them drop stem cells which cures or temporarily stops your dementia

  • @roboty5418
    @roboty5418 8 месяцев назад +28

    this is def gunna blow up, remember me before it does

    • @Bilebirda4209
      @Bilebirda4209 8 месяцев назад +15

      He has dementia, he can't remember you

  • @yesssint7243
    @yesssint7243 2 месяца назад +2

    Imagining an elderly person punch stairs until the stairs are no longer there is just hilarious to me

  • @KoffeeB
    @KoffeeB 6 месяцев назад +8

    Hah, lol, imagine having dementia...
    Just imagine, like, hah, imagine having dementia...
    I mean hah, lol, imagine having dementia...
    Just imagine, like, hah, imagine having dementia...
    I mean hah, lol, imagine having dementia...
    What was I talking about?

  • @mrcrabominable
    @mrcrabominable 8 месяцев назад +11

    Good choice of music. It's been a very long time since I played KH1.

    • @Ostr0
      @Ostr0 8 месяцев назад

      Same

  • @user-ix3jx9hf7r
    @user-ix3jx9hf7r 8 месяцев назад +8

    This was published on the one year anniversary of my grandfather’s death from dementia. Waited a few days and am going to try to watch it now

  • @davidward8212
    @davidward8212 8 месяцев назад +9

    These days you don't even need to be old to have dementia. That's been my struggle since I was a kid. It turns out that apparently there's a vitamin d deficiency that mimics the symptoms of dementia.

  • @ShaddySoldier
    @ShaddySoldier 8 месяцев назад +19

    Id say nwxt beat minecraft as an old reddit mod, but they dont live past 55

  • @TheGotreck
    @TheGotreck 2 месяца назад +6

    If you don't like dementia old people, just remember that if everything ends well, you someday will be a dementia old people too.
    Is just something that you really, REALLY don't want to have a prejudice against, because there is no worst feeling than be in the shoes of the type of person you looked down on.

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  2 месяца назад +8

      If i ever get dementia i hope i forget making this lol

    • @TheGotreck
      @TheGotreck 2 месяца назад +4

      @@troglodyte480 Just imagine watching this video in the future with dementia and thinking, 'Dude, this is so relatable. Who the hell made this masterpiece?'

    • @fmwyt95
      @fmwyt95 2 месяца назад

      Says who I presume to be a white, cishet, upper middle class individual

    • @JohnDoe-zn6fd
      @JohnDoe-zn6fd Месяц назад

      "there is no worst feeling than be in the shoes of the type of person you looked down on." want me to make a list? because this wouldn't even make my top thousand

    • @TheGotreck
      @TheGotreck Месяц назад

      @@JohnDoe-zn6fd Sure, go ahead and make a list of the top thousand worst feelings-I’d love to see it.

  • @stefenboney7145
    @stefenboney7145 8 месяцев назад +24

    forgetting ur spawn is so funny
    can you try schizo mode

  • @bosswhale422
    @bosswhale422 6 дней назад +1

    Simple solution, just forget you have dementia.

  • @TheInfiniteMag
    @TheInfiniteMag 8 месяцев назад +3

    I love how hes got his own version of the TLC logo at the bottem it just adds to that do these people realy exist drama

  • @samorowell535
    @samorowell535 8 месяцев назад +11

    Minecraft US Senator playthrough

  • @hilariouslookinggen1growli846
    @hilariouslookinggen1growli846 7 месяцев назад +4

    And like most old people, he didn't get along with the darker beings in the area is fucking CRAZY LMAO

  • @weevilunderscore
    @weevilunderscore 5 месяцев назад +3

    Now make a mod that makes you addicted to vicodin like my favorite fictional doctor

  • @GenericUserName443
    @GenericUserName443 4 месяца назад

    After less than 1 minuter and 30 seconds your explanation already had me hooked on the rest of the clip!

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh 6 месяцев назад +5

    The dementia mechanic would've been way better if it teleported you to the same biome/structure you were in when you had the episode, but like 1000 blocks away. So, on the surface it looks the same, but everything is a little bit different.

  • @alexkunce2006
    @alexkunce2006 4 месяца назад +3

    20:50 THAT LINE WAS NOT EXPECTED.

  • @fataliecatalie899
    @fataliecatalie899 8 месяцев назад +6

    God it is always a barrel of laughs when you upload

  • @mrspider2646
    @mrspider2646 8 месяцев назад +6

    This reminds me of the old days, I remember when,

  • @AlexitoBakala
    @AlexitoBakala 5 месяцев назад +1

    Since im an old person i forgot what dementia is so I didn’t even think of that but it is so cool and so cool and so true I just wish people could be able see the difference between dementia and dementia

  • @Rusty-the-Protogen
    @Rusty-the-Protogen 8 месяцев назад +4

    So, funny thing. During all of the nether dementia shenanigans, I actually forgot why were you in the nether. This video gave me dementia.

  • @primefighter9868
    @primefighter9868 Месяц назад

    This video idea was hilarious. Needs more recognition

  • @mclurr3197
    @mclurr3197 8 месяцев назад +16

    Based grandfather.

  • @stinkyrat367
    @stinkyrat367 8 месяцев назад +3

    These are so funny dude, love the ideas lol

  • @GalacticProtogen621
    @GalacticProtogen621 8 месяцев назад +10

    What about, "Can you beat Minecraft as a newborn?" 😂😭

  • @cloud1973
    @cloud1973 8 месяцев назад +2

    It'd be crazy if the dementia episodes made little tunnels you don't remember making, changed chest contents, opened a door or two, etc.

  • @Isaac_646
    @Isaac_646 2 месяца назад

    Im watching this video mere weeks after my grandmother died from tumors/cancer in her lungs. Thought it would make me feel better and it succeeded. Thanks trog.

  • @DonQuixoteTheGremlin
    @DonQuixoteTheGremlin 6 месяцев назад +4

    13:00 Is that nightmare before Christmas music or am I having a dementia attack

  • @CrazedKen
    @CrazedKen 8 месяцев назад +3

    12:52 this, is a very great scream its like Halloween. But i dont think they’re mean
    19:57 this is late but right before dementia hits throw an ender pearl up so you come back after the attack is over

  • @bigredtomato2494
    @bigredtomato2494 8 месяцев назад +3

    Bro I love this channel😭😭

  • @UdderlyEvelyn
    @UdderlyEvelyn 4 месяца назад +2

    Make it so dementia has a decent chance to give vicodin, at least 1-2. This will prevent being softlocked by it as easily. Could also add a villager trade to the cleric. Could make the nether remove the slowness debuff since, like Florida, the heat helps. Lmao.

  • @Burning_Marshmallow
    @Burning_Marshmallow Месяц назад +1

    “Can you beat minecraft, with dementia? Is it even possible? Today, I set out to beat out to beat a challenge no one had ever beaten. The first thing I did upon loading a world was mining wood, it was an oak tree, nothing special, And then I mined a tree for wood, it was oak, nothing special. I then had a realisation, is it even possible to beat minecraft, with dementia?

  • @lullabychannel5400
    @lullabychannel5400 6 месяцев назад +7

    I am 20 but this is exactly what it feels like being disabled lmao

    • @troglodyte480
      @troglodyte480  6 месяцев назад +3

      Oof, you have my condolences

  • @B.A.productions
    @B.A.productions Месяц назад +3

    1:33 House gameplay.

    • @imahumanperson361
      @imahumanperson361 27 дней назад

      Oh thank God I’m not the only one whose mind went there. 😂

  • @taiyo-alt1360
    @taiyo-alt1360 8 месяцев назад +4

    Even the old yearn for the mines

  • @bankkkd9185
    @bankkkd9185 8 месяцев назад +6

    I love this series

  • @monkegaming6416
    @monkegaming6416 8 месяцев назад +5

    minecraft as a senate member

  • @beanieb0b
    @beanieb0b 8 месяцев назад +2

    This is gonna be a wickedly awesome video

  • @countcock5694
    @countcock5694 8 месяцев назад +2

    Traverse Town theme at the end was a good pick 👌

  • @NastyArchive-qk7wr
    @NastyArchive-qk7wr 8 месяцев назад +2

    These challenges are getting more and more epic

  • @plasmaflippy9376
    @plasmaflippy9376 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm just imagining him test out the dementia episodes and he forgot to limit what item IDS he can get so he just spawned with 47 netherite blocks

  • @_037_
    @_037_ 8 месяцев назад +4

    Insanely impressive bro

  • @monkeydigs6696
    @monkeydigs6696 8 месяцев назад +2

    This reminds me of one of those immortality scenarios where someone is immortal but they just keep getting older and weaker.

  • @ibeastee2435
    @ibeastee2435 8 месяцев назад +8

    College student challenge:
    -Microwave ramen & energy drink exclusive diet
    -insanely weak (5 hearts of health, 1/2 of normal attack damage, & ofc the infamous heart attack mechanic)
    -Financially unreliable (increased trade prices)
    -What is a sleep schedule? (The timeframe of which you can sleep will be random; sometimes it will be normal, other times not so much and you can only sleep when all daily academic responsibilities has been satisfied)
    -academic responsibilities (must do side tasks as coursework to maintain good grades or face getting disowned by your parents aka insta death)
    -Low energy (If your saturation is empty, you cant run and will get mining fatigue and you can only fill your saturation with energy drinks however this will cause temporary nausea)
    Bonus: tech reliant (you cannot craft from memory, you can only use minecraft’s craftingtable built in crafting handbook to make items.)

  • @spook6473
    @spook6473 8 месяцев назад +12

    Awesome channel

  • @fifkenrkfdk
    @fifkenrkfdk 6 месяцев назад +3

    We got Minecraft Joe Biden version before gta6

  • @germanyballwork5301
    @germanyballwork5301 4 месяца назад

    "Just a burning netherite"
    "We dont have many blocks"
    "Late minecart drifting"
    "Childishly ghast tears"
    "Slightly poisoned"
    "Sunsets that are beautiful and transient"
    "All recipees are true"
    "A venusian equinox"
    "Quiet Ender cities"
    "Diamonds for my entire life"
    "Into new dimensions"
    "I leave my world in joy"

  • @Gwendolyn_space
    @Gwendolyn_space 5 месяцев назад +2

    “Took a look at my old decrepit body” 😭

  • @cultofmrozinski368
    @cultofmrozinski368 8 месяцев назад +3

    Reminds me of when my grandma would randomly have forty buckets in her room.

  • @itskatplayz
    @itskatplayz 8 месяцев назад +3

    The fact i got a carehome ad before this

  • @ZaBreaker
    @ZaBreaker 2 месяца назад

    23:02 Dog this story being told about your grandpa just for you to say 23:39 had me in tears