A state congressman from Georgia seriously commented a couple years ago that we shouldn't move too many troops and planes to Guam because being a small island it might tip over and send everything into the ocean.
@@KnakuanaRka Surprised Pikachu Face! Yes of course I know that that is Spongebob. Patrick is the cashier at the Crusty Crab, who plays the clarinet and has many limbs.
A friend of mine legitimately thought that periods were contagious,we tried tell she was wrong but it never helped and went through her whole high school life believing that periods were contagious and that's not the only dumb thing she did/believe
When I was a small child, I also thought the meat and muscles were a different thing until I watched a documentary about carnivorous mammals. Thank you, David Attenborough, for clearing up my confused child brain.
I once saw a Facebook post proclaiming that breastfeeding is child molestation and that women who do it are perverts and should go to prison. One of the stupidest arguments against breastfeeding I’ve ever heard.
I had a health teacher in elementary school (5th grade) who asked the class, “what every living thing was made of?” She was clearly looking for “cells,” but me being a bit of a know-it-all in 5th grade said, “atoms”. She told me that was incorrect, and that atoms only make up non-living things. CELLS make up living things. I asked “what cells were made of?” She said “cells were the basic building block for living things.. They weren’t ‘made up’ of anything”, giving me a confused look. I returned the confused look, with one of utter disbelief that this 50 year-old woman had become a teacher...
I know this kid at college who is adamant that going to the gym and lifting weights does NOT build muscle. His reasoning is that "it's never worked for him," when in fact he's only gone to the gym a grand total of one time and only did a few bicep curls with five pound dumbells and left after three minutes. Every time I say me and some other people are gonna go to the gym he looks at me like I'm stupid and goes "bro that's such a waste of time." Idiot.
To be fair the girl was technically right, there are 6 months in a year it just so happens that after that 6 months there's another 6 months after that....lol
The bb gun story reminded me of a story involving how my uncle who was ten shot himself in the finger with a bb gun. A year later, he was given a real shotgun. It's a miracle he's still alive.
Ms Maria Was cleaning several old shotguns with my grandfather when I was 11 (he was a farmer). My parents (who also owned guns) had taught me a couple (child-understandable) rules about gun safety, one being that you assume every gun is loaded. So, I asked my grandfather to check that the gun was unloaded. He said ‘none of my guns are loaded’ without actually checking. I asked him to open the chamber and see. I got the brusk, “I said they’re not loaded!” I said you “always assume every gun is loaded,” parroting my parent’s rule. He ignored me and kept going. I said for a fourth time, “we should really check to see if it’s loaded...” cause he wasn’t actually opening the action to check. He let out the exasperated, ‘I know better’ breathe, pointed the gun at the window, and pulled the trigger. Gun was loaded. 5 shells. Window shattered. Wall full of little holes. Angriest I’ve ever seen my grandma. Parents told him he wasn’t allowed to have guns around me anymore. I also wasn’t allowed to be around farm machinery/ride on tractors with him any more. Don’t think they trust his judgement anymore..
I had a teacher in high school tell us that dogs didn't really have a better sense of smell than humans, they were just better at tracking scents because their noses are closer to the ground. I started laughing, and when asked why I was laughing, I said "That was a funny joke." He wasn't joking and I got in trouble for laughing at him. He was the Biology teacher.
Mine said that mosquito bites don't itch and that they don't spit in it to keep the blood flowing. It's itching because of the whole it made that is healing.
Used to have a friend who thought potatoes didn't come from the ground. He also believed that angels used to exist on Earth before the dinosaurs existed.
I met a guy who bragged to a stranger (me) how much drugs he had stashed in his home and complained about his house getting robbed 6 times in 2 years without seeing a connection there. He also supported communism because he ran a failing business that was clearly his own fault (he hired too much staff) and assumes he can continue his failing business if the governent gives him free money.
When I was in kindergarten I thought foxes were female wolves. To be fair, every story we were told had either male wolves or female foxes and not the other ones
A friend of mine used to work as a train engineer. He had a coworker that acted like a bag of rocks 99.99% of the time. You'd tell him a very simple instruction and all he'd do to respond is, "...Oh! Okay! What do I do??" One day my buddy and this coworker were doing some maintenance on a train car in the repair yard. My buddy was in the back while the coworker was somewhere up front. In that scenario, you are supposed to lock the cars so they don't roll and crush any workers to death. Guess what the coworker forgot to do? (Despite being clearly told to lock the cars) My buddy hears a loud metallic noise, but keeps working. After the car starts moving, he then knows that the car wasn't locked and barely jumps out of the way to avoid being flattened and killed between two cars. He storms out of the facility and refused to work anymore that day due to how pissed off he was. The coworker was suspended for 2 weeks. My buddy said that he could've gotten his coworker fired for a serious safety infraction, but decided not to (because the dumb as rocks coworker had a good heart? Can't remember my friend's exact comment).
I used to work at a place where This one girl didn't like how her contraceptive diaphragm felt so she would have sex without it installed and them put it in afterward. She also believed Hawaii didn't have spiders. Snarky coworker had her convinced that Hawaii had Camel Spiders and getting bitten would cause Camel Toe. She wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. We convinced her that Ceramic Power Resistors were technically a Salt Lick and caught her trying to lick one discretely.
Earlier this past school year, in US history. My friend has always been known as one of the smartest people in the whole school. We're almost seniors (high school) now and everyone is pretty sure she's gonna be valedictorian. But one moment really stuck out to me as an example of how there are different types of intelligence. During class, the teacher was saying something about a historical law and how it affected native Americans at the turn of the 20th century or something. My friend straight up says "I thought all the native Americans were killed in the Civil War". I cringed. Not only are indigenous Americans still very much alive and well today, but there was literally a girl in the grade below us at the time who was native as well. Don't get me wrong, she's overall super smart and definitely a great person to turn to if you need help remembering what happened in a book or memorizing stoichiometry formulas. This was just an embarrising low.
A coworker showed up to work with his polo shirt on backwards. However, I’m sure the heroin he would use whenever he disappeared for hours on end had something to do with it
Every time my family flies in a plane, we have to tell my brother where the bathroom is. We keep saying “The bathroom is in the back of the plane” but he literally cannot tell where the back of the plane is. Usually, we have to lead him in the right direction.
Oh Jesus the mythical creatures are getting internet access. They are taking over! First Bigfoot, then the Abominable Snowman, a Sasquatch and now Nessie!
Recent interaction between my brother and a co-worker: Bro: I didn't bother mentioning that the Boudin Balls I made had a tiny amount of Chicken Livers in it. Girl: Chicken Livers? ...what's that? Bro: ...Chicken Livers... Girl: Yeah...but what is it? Bro: ...[facepalm]
Had a science class in high school where we had to choose an illness to do a presentation on. Ex-friend chose the flu because she thought she wouldn’t have to do any research. Told us the flu doesn’t kill anyone anymore 🤦🏻♀️
Army training: in one night a guy both asked me, during our two man guard post, where one man had to stay in the room AT ALL TIMES, asked me if he could just go back to sleep and let me handle it alone, and told he'd been deemed not fit to serve because of his mental evaluation, while we were patroling the perimiter with sharp automatic rifles...
so my friend and i were talking about how sophomore year has gone by so fast in one of our biomedical programs’ classes (my school has dif programs like biomed, construction, etc). this one girl who was sitting at our table cuts in and is like “yeah, it feels like its been only a month” my fried replies w “more like 18 weeks. its surprising how fast its passed.” but the girl is like “wait. i thought there were 4 weeks in a month?” and im like “um. yeah? yeah theres 4 weeks. why?” and she says “well you said 18 weeks so i was like, ‘oh shit am i wrong?’” my friend and i just looked at each other and sighed. shes done so much stupid shit idk how shes still in our biomedical program. shes pretty but thats it.
When I was 18 or 19, I had a friend who worked refueling planes at Anchorage International Airport. So one night (he worked overnights) he got really baked before work. As he's refueling the plane, he falls asleep. I guess he woke up in time to finish the job or whatever, but he didn't tell anybody! So a few minutes and however many hundreds of feet in the air already, the plane starts veering/tilting/flying off to the left! Well, it turned out he overfilled the left tank, so that side weighed more than the other side of the plane and threw it off balance. He's so lucky they were still so close to the ground/runway. They were able to touch back down and go fix the issue and needless to say, he got fired. They let him reapply after one year though and he ended up getting his job back.
It was the 1980s, I was taking classes to get my GED. I met a woman there who was in her 30s. She had never heard of anything. Really. She had no idea what I was talking about. It was difficult to carry on a conversation with here when she didn't understand certain terminology.
I was born in New Zealand and now live in Australia and got asked by an American parent at summer camp how far the road distance was between the two countries, I said “ I don’t know but you’d get bloody wet” he asked why and I had to explain the ocean between them smh 🤦♀️
“I’m from California so I know a bit of everything” proceeds to try to explain how the pyramids were likely a series of wireless power lines/lightning rods/giant batteries without being like Tesla coils or even having visible lightning to transfer power.
I knew a guy who thought that "Boston was the capital of Chicago". Same guy also thought that I voluntarily downloaded a virus and emailed it to everyone, including him.
Girl in my secondary school (Year 10 or 11, so around 14 - 16 yr old) asked if the Earth was destroyed. We talking about what we would do if we were the last people on the Earth. The teacher showed us this clip from a T.V. that asked the same question to another group of students. The clip contained a fake T.V. News Report of the world ending, meteorites crashing down to the world (including crashing on London, the capital city of our country) and the Girl literally asked if this was real.
He's right. Aspirin is derived from the bark of the Willow tree. I mean, same way there's "coffee plants" "morphine plants" (P. Somniferum, the opium poppy) and "cocaine plants". The drugs I mention have only been purified and isolated, for a couple hundred years, but the plants are still very medicinal, albeit at a lower rate and a more unpredictable level of active materials varying plant from plant, but hey, that's plants for ya.
I didn’t meet them, but some 9 year old in the Apple store was trying to remove the IPhone from the stand and then started complaining to her mom about how it wouldn’t move and how she wanted to take it off to see it I thought the mother would just ignore her or something, but the mother decided to REPORT TO AN EMPLOYEE about how the phone wouldn’t move and when the employee explained to her that it was for security reasons, the woman actually said « Well, if you had more guards, then you wouldn’t need these. » At this point the employee just gave up and I couldn’t stop laughing
@@michaelbutler1619 Neither would I, do you know how many mouse ovaries you'd need to harvest to make a filling meal? You'd be better off just eating the ovaries.
I go to highschool with a group of girls who share exactly one brain cell. One legit thought Mt. Everest was in America, and another thought Turkey was in Canada.
@@wrenfeatherx Why would I need an excuse? I just said that I don't care about mountains on other continents. That's the reason I kinda assumed Mt. Everest would be somewhere in America, given the name. It's just a mountain. Nothing I really need to know anything about.
My freshman year of college we had to write a paper about a pivotal point in our lives. I had to peer edit this girl's paper and she decided to write her paper on her being potty trained to go the preschool. Personally I wouldn't have chosen this event out of all the ones in my life but okay. The whole paper was written in this fashion "once upon a time there was a girl who really really wanted to go to school but she wasn't potty trained so they wouldn't let her into school but she really wanted to go so she had to learn to potty train so that they would let her into school" it was five pages of this. I asked what her major is and she said radioactive chemistry. Maybe shes just not good at writing idk. That also may of been the first time she wrote a paper as well.
(1) A girlfriend who didn't know what a clitoris was; (2) relative who asked a friend how far they were above sea level (they were at the beach); (3) relative who thought the TV show Bonanza was real.
About the "whole wheat allergy" I'm allergic to rice, people don't understand who rice works and what it's the difference with integral rice, a bunch of people asked me "what about integral rice? did you try it?" BRO WTF
Here’s an absolute classic Me: ~typical lunch chat~ ~random quiet~ Friend 1: ~completely serious~ Is America a state or a country? Me: ~silence~ Friend 2: Are you joking? Friend 1: It’s the United STATES She also believed us when we told her about the “California Japan bridge”
One of my roommates in job corps is both an idiot and a big fat liar, here's a few things I remember she said... Told me it was common for people where she lived to feed their kids ammonia "to clean them inside out", and if they died it was because they weren't pure enough to live (wish I was making this up) Claimed to have a brain tumor and was given 10 years to live but wanted to finish school first before starting treatment (I have her on facebook, not once did she ever post about her treatments or recovery) Claimed that over Thanksgiving break she went home with her at the time boyfriend, broke up with them, went home, found out she was pregnant, found out she was having a boy, got back together with an abusive ex, got beaten up, had a miscarriage, and got told she'll never be able to have kids as a result all in the same week. There's way more but it's been years and I can't remember it all
That first one reminds me of this kid I knew in rural Wyoming. He looked up horse porn on a school computer in the middle of class. I wonder whatever happened to him...
We are in the boonies of SEPA, and it’s common for area natives to have certain speech characteristics in common with the Amish and Mennonites. A schoolmate’s mom gossiped and talked shit behind other people’s backs constantly. Every time always making fun of the way others spoke One day, after she’s finished her tirade, she thinks out loud “It’s a shame everyone can’t can’t have an English accent like me” “Huh? What’s that?” I said. “Everyone around here speaks with that awful Dutchie accent. It’s a shame none have such a beautiful English voice as me” “American English?” “NO! I’m part of an English family and I sound just like them” Turns out mom was under the impression she was born with a British accent passed from ancestors down the line. What’s insane is this woman is from an entirely German-rooted family and has lived in the same town her entire life. She sounds exactly like these people. The only thing British about her was her husband’s last name that she took. So maybe she thinks there is some sort of cross-pollination going on every time she’s with her husband
I have a friend who is sweet but says the dumbest things at times. There was a time she asked me outloud in public what s*x is. I ended up explaining in private and she still didnt get it. I then asked her what makes males and females different from one another biologically and she said she doesnt know. I then finally asked how babies are made and she said that they were made in a pumpkin when couples love each other very much... She is 20 years old and already had sex education when she was in the 6th grade. I am honestly a little worried when she said she wanted kids in the future...
One time my family and I were visiting New York and we were checking into a hotel. My aunt asked the front desk, “Can you please give me directions to the Eiffel Tower?” in front of everyone. You can say she’ll never live that one down
9:44 Well, if he's driving northbound in a country where you drive on the right side of the road, spluttering out on the shoulder will make you go east briefly.
My mother is very dumb. One time I watched her pour gas from a gascan over a trash Barrell which was already on fire, The gascan of course went up in flames instantly. She freaked out and threw the gascan across the yard. My parents had just bought 5 acres of land. I won't even bother to describe what she did while being caught on fire during this wtf are doing moment. My Dad left us and I no longer take "Life advice" from her.
2:43 Reminds me of an older student from my high school. He became an amateur rapper and left college a week before he was due to graduate saying he didn’t need a degree. He’s now homeless and an alcoholic.
I was talking to a guy last night on Facebook. He proceeded to tell me he'd be making $2000 a week. I asked him how much he would be making an hour, he told me $13. I said you won't be making $2000 a week in which he replied "watch me pull 40 hrs a week." Sigh
A (girl) friend of mine went on student exchange in turkey and wanted to extend his permit to spend a couple more weeks there. She had been told she had to go out of the country and then come back in for her application to be considered. So what she did? She went to a remote bus stop near the border to go back and forth. At 2 o'clock in the night. Alone. (Mind you, she's a beautiful, caring, and totally brainless goofball) A police officer happened to pass over the bus station and couldn't believe his eyes. He went to her asking what was she doing there, told her she was crazy doing this in that place and brought her back to her hotel in his car. Lucky for her, i don't want to imagine what could have happened to her!
I have a cousin who until recently refused to take a math class required for her associates degree because she didn’t think she needed it because she used math every day. When my great aunt turned 89 I asked how old my grandmother would be if she were alive, and my aunt (grandmothers daughter/great aunts niece) pointed out that my grandmother was four years older to the day than my great aunt. So my cousin, without skipping a beat just says “she would be 91” Both my Aunt and myself looked at my cousin confused, and I just went “no, she wouldn’t be.” My cousin then goes “of course she would be.” At which point she proceeded to count “89, 90, 91.....” At which point I went “92, 93, maybe you do need that math course.”
I once dressed as Papa Smurf for halloween. Went trick or treating and one lady excitedly proclaimed 'OH! You're a lawn Guh-nome!' And after a stunned silence from a 13-14 year old me I go 'N-no I' Papa Smurf and it's...gnome.' and she goes 'No. There's a G in front of it!' and at that point I realized she was REAL stupid and just accepted my candy, thanked her, left and proceeded to laugh myself all the way to the house next door.
My dad. Anyone who says that 1. You have to get a good job, but I won't help you eat until you get a good job, and it needs to be a job that requires actual applications... Has...issues. Oh, and who brushes it off when I say he is giving me suicidal ideation and nightmares.
My uncle's girlfriend. She got into an argument with my aunt about Big Pharma having the cure for cancer and not giving it to us. My cousin was beside her. Her mother died of lung cancer. My grandfather (aunt's dad) died of lung cancer. My grandma died of breast cancer. Not the best subject to broach. Was a fun Christmas.
So this want a dumb person or was not of an annoying person I had just brought my paint in art class and i say down. I got my painting and sat down, then she asked me if she could help me i said i was alright and i didn't need help. (It was obvious she was just going to use my paint) 10 minutes later she was asking for help to draw lips. I offered to help her because i was ok at drawing lips and thought i could help her she said no and i just stood there with questions all over my head I thought you needed help?? You legit asked for help??? Is this about the paint?? -I hate you-- What??? Omg no stop that's not how u draw that looks like a mustache D: You could've just asked nicely if you could try them?? Fine then don't need my help! Should i just tell her ok Or be a Savage bad-
I know someone who used to be pretty smart, but since COVID happened, he started acting stupid, annoying and childish (not to mention that he’s older than me)
Some of these stories make me think of the images where you have 3 options: Looks, Personality, Intelligence. Pick 2. All of these people just picked the first or the second (sometimes they got lucky and picked both)
Had a coworker I'm my CO academy who belived fruits and vegetables made you fat and were bad for you. He also believed you didn't need water and drank energy drinks and mountain dew almost exclusively. In fact our 1st week of academy, he blacked out from extreme dehydration. Additionally he had a bad case of meth mouth, not because he did meth but because he felt good hygiene wasn't necessary. He rarely took a shower and often only slept for 2-3 hours because "that's all he needed" he nearly wrecked multiple times due to extreme exhaustion and eventually got fired for sleeping on the job.
I worked with someone who wore his work polo shirts outside in because "they were more comfortable and the labels irritated him". He was then later allowed to submit a workers rebate for undershirts which he bought as he got pulled up for wearing outside in polo shirts. He bought the most expensive undershirts he could find and submitted another rebate form, he was then fired for trying to defraud the company out of money, he did this a day after getting his money back for the first ones he bought(a grand total of a week had passed).
My best friend was dating someone a couple months ago, one day we went to class and the kid she was dating goes and says “did you know me and *her name* are dating?” The teacher was shocked and said quietly “you know you 2 are related right?” And then he goes and says “yeah” like he thought it was ok lmfao
I had a college roommate who was constantly broke and couldn't figure out why. She never considered the fact that she only ever consumed takeout, never bought food from the grocery store and made her own meals, and refused to eat leftovers. Yeah, if she couldn't finish all her takeout in one sitting, she threw the whole thing away. She also decided to just stop paying rent and didn't expect anything to come of it. When the landlords (who were also my parents lol) told her they were gonna evict her and take her to small claims court, she was shocked. She managed to beg her grandparents for the rent money on top of the past couple months she skipped. At least she was nice. One of the others was a tremendous b¡tch and threatened to blackmail me to my parents for smoking weed, even though she also smoked weed, just not at our house.
A state congressman from Georgia seriously commented a couple years ago that we shouldn't move too many troops and planes to Guam because being a small island it might tip over and send everything into the ocean.
Yeah he did.
Lol
He’s a US Representative
Why would people elect him
I found the rare triple comment
"But she was his dumb rock"
How I treat my pet rock
HEY HEY HEY THE GIRLS ARE MAKEUP GUYS HOOK UP HEYHEYHEYHEH HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!
God said: _"Girl, the bad news is, you are going to be thicker than a tub of lard, but the good news, it's not going to matter."_
"My first ever girlfriend thought you had to study for an STD test. She was really pretty."
That one broke me🤣
All beauty and no brains.
I would have asked how her studies went.
These people make Patrick Star look like the smartest man alive
Hey thats mean! Just because he is a sponge and has a snail for a pet doesn't mean he's dumb.
Kraken Warrior You’re talking about Spongebob (Patrick’s friend); who’s the dumb one now?
@@KnakuanaRka Surprised Pikachu Face!
Yes of course I know that that is Spongebob. Patrick is the cashier at the Crusty Crab, who plays the clarinet and has many limbs.
@@krakenwarrior3237 actualy I'm sure Patrick is the super small dude with the bad food.
@@vojtechkorhon4159 No thats the Mr Crabs. Spongebob is Pirate that sings at the start of each episode.
A friend of mine legitimately thought that periods were contagious,we tried tell she was wrong but it never helped and went through her whole high school life believing that periods were contagious and that's not the only dumb thing she did/believe
When I was a small child, I also thought the meat and muscles were a different thing until I watched a documentary about carnivorous mammals.
Thank you, David Attenborough, for clearing up my confused child brain.
I thought that when I was a small child too, so I asked my dad about it and he cleared it up for me lol
16:17
Was their ex-sister-in-law Sigmond Freud because that sound like it was straight out of his mounth
I once saw a Facebook post proclaiming that breastfeeding is child molestation and that women who do it are perverts and should go to prison. One of the stupidest arguments against breastfeeding I’ve ever heard.
11:41 “If steak is not a hoax, tell me why only cooks make it!”
Because you need cooking skills to cook a steak. Not everyone can cook. And I think anyone who knows would be happy to show you how it's done.
Didnt have to cut me off
I had a health teacher in elementary school (5th grade) who asked the class, “what every living thing was made of?” She was clearly looking for “cells,” but me being a bit of a know-it-all in 5th grade said, “atoms”.
She told me that was incorrect, and that atoms only make up non-living things. CELLS make up living things. I asked “what cells were made of?” She said “cells were the basic building block for living things.. They weren’t ‘made up’ of anything”, giving me a confused look.
I returned the confused look, with one of utter disbelief that this 50 year-old woman had become a teacher...
This teacher legit thought cells are elementary particles lol
I LOVE THIS OH SO FUCKED UP PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM
At least she wasn't teaching biology
Teaching is a job. It's not for smart people.
i used to think cells were just the next level up from atoms and all things made of matter had cells
but I was like 4 when I thought that
I know this kid at college who is adamant that going to the gym and lifting weights does NOT build muscle.
His reasoning is that "it's never worked for him," when in fact he's only gone to the gym a grand total of one time and only did a few bicep curls with five pound dumbells and left after three minutes.
Every time I say me and some other people are gonna go to the gym he looks at me like I'm stupid and goes "bro that's such a waste of time."
Idiot.
"well of course I know him he's me!"
*I see we think the same way.*
A girl I went to high school with seriously asked a teacher if the Spanish Armada had to stop for gas.
I love my mom but honestly was shocked when she told me she thought spain was by Mexico. I live in California
To be fair the girl was technically right, there are 6 months in a year it just so happens that after that 6 months there's another 6 months after that....lol
The bb gun story reminded me of a story involving how my uncle who was ten shot himself in the finger with a bb gun. A year later, he was given a real shotgun. It's a miracle he's still alive.
Ms Maria Was cleaning several old shotguns with my grandfather when I was 11 (he was a farmer). My parents (who also owned guns) had taught me a couple (child-understandable) rules about gun safety, one being that you assume every gun is loaded. So, I asked my grandfather to check that the gun was unloaded. He said ‘none of my guns are loaded’ without actually checking. I asked him to open the chamber and see. I got the brusk, “I said they’re not loaded!” I said you “always assume every gun is loaded,” parroting my parent’s rule. He ignored me and kept going. I said for a fourth time, “we should really check to see if it’s loaded...” cause he wasn’t actually opening the action to check. He let out the exasperated, ‘I know better’ breathe, pointed the gun at the window, and pulled the trigger.
Gun was loaded.
5 shells.
Window shattered. Wall full of little holes.
Angriest I’ve ever seen my grandma.
Parents told him he wasn’t allowed to have guns around me anymore. I also wasn’t allowed to be around farm machinery/ride on tractors with him any more. Don’t think they trust his judgement anymore..
I had a teacher in high school tell us that dogs didn't really have a better sense of smell than humans, they were just better at tracking scents because their noses are closer to the ground. I started laughing, and when asked why I was laughing, I said "That was a funny joke." He wasn't joking and I got in trouble for laughing at him. He was the Biology teacher.
Mine said that mosquito bites don't itch and that they don't spit in it to keep the blood flowing. It's itching because of the whole it made that is healing.
I think anyone who goes too deep into my woods falls into that category
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Wow guys it’s the madlad himself
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access you are literally e v e r y w h e r e
Reddit: "How did you know?"
Me: "Well of course I know him, he's me."
Used to have a friend who thought potatoes didn't come from the ground. He also believed that angels used to exist on Earth before the dinosaurs existed.
I met a guy who bragged to a stranger (me) how much drugs he had stashed in his home and complained about his house getting robbed 6 times in 2 years without seeing a connection there. He also supported communism because he ran a failing business that was clearly his own fault (he hired too much staff) and assumes he can continue his failing business if the governent gives him free money.
the government giving him free money for his business isn’t even communism, damn this guy is smart 😂
A girl in my high school class thought tigers were female lions, that all lions were male and had manes.
When I was in kindergarten I thought foxes were female wolves. To be fair, every story we were told had either male wolves or female foxes and not the other ones
@@TheGreatWolfYT It's ok, at one point I thought foxes were cats. Because of their pointy ears. 🤣
@@courtneygrier2015 the artic fox kinda looks like a fluffy cat! And the fennec has ears that could make a chihuahua jealous
@@courtneygrier2015 When I was very little I used to think that bats were tiny little flying foxes XD
@@user-dv2hc8zt3o awww I still call them sky-foxes. I love bats; they're so cute. 😊
A friend of mine used to work as a train engineer. He had a coworker that acted like a bag of rocks 99.99% of the time. You'd tell him a very simple instruction and all he'd do to respond is, "...Oh! Okay! What do I do??"
One day my buddy and this coworker were doing some maintenance on a train car in the repair yard. My buddy was in the back while the coworker was somewhere up front. In that scenario, you are supposed to lock the cars so they don't roll and crush any workers to death. Guess what the coworker forgot to do? (Despite being clearly told to lock the cars)
My buddy hears a loud metallic noise, but keeps working. After the car starts moving, he then knows that the car wasn't locked and barely jumps out of the way to avoid being flattened and killed between two cars. He storms out of the facility and refused to work anymore that day due to how pissed off he was. The coworker was suspended for 2 weeks. My buddy said that he could've gotten his coworker fired for a serious safety infraction, but decided not to (because the dumb as rocks coworker had a good heart? Can't remember my friend's exact comment).
I used to work at a place where This one girl didn't like how her contraceptive diaphragm felt so she would have sex without it installed and them put it in afterward. She also believed Hawaii didn't have spiders. Snarky coworker had her convinced that Hawaii had Camel Spiders and getting bitten would cause Camel Toe. She wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. We convinced her that Ceramic Power Resistors were technically a Salt Lick and caught her trying to lick one discretely.
Earlier this past school year, in US history. My friend has always been known as one of the smartest people in the whole school. We're almost seniors (high school) now and everyone is pretty sure she's gonna be valedictorian. But one moment really stuck out to me as an example of how there are different types of intelligence. During class, the teacher was saying something about a historical law and how it affected native Americans at the turn of the 20th century or something. My friend straight up says "I thought all the native Americans were killed in the Civil War". I cringed. Not only are indigenous Americans still very much alive and well today, but there was literally a girl in the grade below us at the time who was native as well. Don't get me wrong, she's overall super smart and definitely a great person to turn to if you need help remembering what happened in a book or memorizing stoichiometry formulas. This was just an embarrising low.
A coworker showed up to work with his polo shirt on backwards. However, I’m sure the heroin he would use whenever he disappeared for hours on end had something to do with it
Every time my family flies in a plane, we have to tell my brother where the bathroom is. We keep saying “The bathroom is in the back of the plane” but he literally cannot tell where the back of the plane is. Usually, we have to lead him in the right direction.
Bro who brought Zoro to life
I think anyone who throws trash into or goes sailing on my lake falls into that category.
ha ha
@@bonehead5000 go back to Holonet
Oh Jesus the mythical creatures are getting internet access. They are taking over! First Bigfoot, then the Abominable Snowman, a Sasquatch and now Nessie!
Demolisher Infinite and baby yoda
Demolisher Infinite exept i am not a sea creature
It blows my mind that so many people can walk around not knowing what the fuck is going on.
I met a kid who thought radiation was going to give him superpowers.. He wasn’t bright
That's his superpower
“He wasn’t bright”
You say that now, but he’ll literally be glowing once he gets enough radiation
@@Hirundo-demersalis i don't think that's how it works... you can't see ionizing radiation and we aren't bioluminescent so
@@placeandthink8728 I was making a reference to the gag in media where they show irradiation as green glowing. I know that doesn’t happen irl.
@@Hirundo-demersalis that's exactly what somebody who is glowing green from radiation would say
Recent interaction between my brother and a co-worker:
Bro: I didn't bother mentioning that the Boudin Balls I made had a tiny amount of Chicken Livers in it.
Girl: Chicken Livers? ...what's that?
Bro: ...Chicken Livers...
Girl: Yeah...but what is it?
Bro: ...[facepalm]
Had a science class in high school where we had to choose an illness to do a presentation on. Ex-friend chose the flu because she thought she wouldn’t have to do any research. Told us the flu doesn’t kill anyone anymore 🤦🏻♀️
i dont get how people find garageband hard to use its easy especially if you like making music
Army training: in one night a guy both asked me, during our two man guard post, where one man had to stay in the room AT ALL TIMES, asked me if he could just go back to sleep and let me handle it alone, and told he'd been deemed not fit to serve because of his mental evaluation, while we were patroling the perimiter with sharp automatic rifles...
so my friend and i were talking about how sophomore year has gone by so fast in one of our biomedical programs’ classes (my school has dif programs like biomed, construction, etc).
this one girl who was sitting at our table cuts in and is like “yeah, it feels like its been only a month”
my fried replies w “more like 18 weeks. its surprising how fast its passed.”
but the girl is like “wait. i thought there were 4 weeks in a month?”
and im like “um. yeah? yeah theres 4 weeks. why?”
and she says “well you said 18 weeks so i was like, ‘oh shit am i wrong?’”
my friend and i just looked at each other and sighed.
shes done so much stupid shit idk how shes still in our biomedical program. shes pretty but thats it.
When I was 18 or 19, I had a friend who worked refueling planes at Anchorage International Airport. So one night (he worked overnights) he got really baked before work. As he's refueling the plane, he falls asleep. I guess he woke up in time to finish the job or whatever, but he didn't tell anybody! So a few minutes and however many hundreds of feet in the air already, the plane starts veering/tilting/flying off to the left! Well, it turned out he overfilled the left tank, so that side weighed more than the other side of the plane and threw it off balance. He's so lucky they were still so close to the ground/runway. They were able to touch back down and go fix the issue and needless to say, he got fired. They let him reapply after one year though and he ended up getting his job back.
Perhaps the woman who thought that the Great Wall of China was in Arizona, was thinking about the London bridge.
My brain cells hate me for watching this video
It was the 1980s, I was taking classes to get my GED. I met a woman there who was in her 30s. She had never heard of anything. Really. She had no idea what I was talking about. It was difficult to carry on a conversation with here when she didn't understand certain terminology.
I was born in New Zealand and now live in Australia and got asked by an American parent at summer camp how far the road distance was between the two countries, I said “ I don’t know but you’d get bloody wet” he asked why and I had to explain the ocean between them smh 🤦♀️
Basically some people talked about:
Charisma 10
Intelligence 1
“I’m from California so I know a bit of everything” proceeds to try to explain how the pyramids were likely a series of wireless power lines/lightning rods/giant batteries without being like Tesla coils or even having visible lightning to transfer power.
I knew a guy who thought that "Boston was the capital of Chicago".
Same guy also thought that I voluntarily downloaded a virus and emailed it to everyone, including him.
Girl in my secondary school (Year 10 or 11, so around 14 - 16 yr old) asked if the Earth was destroyed.
We talking about what we would do if we were the last people on the Earth. The teacher showed us this clip from a T.V. that asked the same question to another group of students. The clip contained a fake T.V. News Report of the world ending, meteorites crashing down to the world (including crashing on London, the capital city of our country) and the Girl literally asked if this was real.
My ex literally thought aspen trees were aspirin trees and that’s where aspirin came from 🤦🏻♀️
He's right. Aspirin is derived from the bark of the Willow tree. I mean, same way there's "coffee plants" "morphine plants" (P. Somniferum, the opium poppy) and "cocaine plants". The drugs I mention have only been purified and isolated, for a couple hundred years, but the plants are still very medicinal, albeit at a lower rate and a more unpredictable level of active materials varying plant from plant, but hey, that's plants for ya.
No he thought they were called aspirin trees
@@TheBlacksheepbabe Oh, he thought ASPEN trees were ASPIRIN. That's fucking funny, mane.
Brittany F, sounds like we share a common ex.
"Why do people here live in the boombox?" Haahahahaha
I didn’t meet them, but some 9 year old in the Apple store was trying to remove the IPhone from the stand and then started complaining to her mom about how it wouldn’t move and how she wanted to take it off to see it
I thought the mother would just ignore her or something, but the mother decided to REPORT TO AN EMPLOYEE about how the phone wouldn’t move and when the employee explained to her that it was for security reasons, the woman actually said « Well, if you had more guards, then you wouldn’t need these. »
At this point the employee just gave up and I couldn’t stop laughing
I had a friend that thought mice laid eggs.
Well, they technically do. I wouldn't want to eat them, though.
@@michaelbutler1619 Neither would I, do you know how many mouse ovaries you'd need to harvest to make a filling meal? You'd be better off just eating the ovaries.
Reddit post that starts at around 12:37 I was laughing so hard at everything dumb about the coworker
I go to highschool with a group of girls who share exactly one brain cell. One legit thought Mt. Everest was in America, and another thought Turkey was in Canada.
TIL Mt. Everest isn't in America
Bruh what?
@@wrenfeatherx I don't live in America. Or Asia. And don't have a specific interest in mountains. Never bothered to look it up.
@@dude988 well see, now you have an excuse
@@wrenfeatherx Why would I need an excuse? I just said that I don't care about mountains on other continents. That's the reason I kinda assumed Mt. Everest would be somewhere in America, given the name. It's just a mountain. Nothing I really need to know anything about.
My freshman year of college we had to write a paper about a pivotal point in our lives. I had to peer edit this girl's paper and she decided to write her paper on her being potty trained to go the preschool. Personally I wouldn't have chosen this event out of all the ones in my life but okay. The whole paper was written in this fashion "once upon a time there was a girl who really really wanted to go to school but she wasn't potty trained so they wouldn't let her into school but she really wanted to go so she had to learn to potty train so that they would let her into school" it was five pages of this. I asked what her major is and she said radioactive chemistry. Maybe shes just not good at writing idk. That also may of been the first time she wrote a paper as well.
4:57 ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS treat a gun (regardless of whether it shoots actual bullets or bb pellets) like it's loaded and could go off at any second
(1) A girlfriend who didn't know what a clitoris was; (2) relative who asked a friend how far they were above sea level (they were at the beach); (3) relative who thought the TV show Bonanza was real.
About the "whole wheat allergy" I'm allergic to rice, people don't understand who rice works and what it's the difference with integral rice, a bunch of people asked me "what about integral rice? did you try it?" BRO WTF
I had a PHYSICS teacher who believed the earth was flat. He left school after one month of working.
Here’s an absolute classic
Me: ~typical lunch chat~
~random quiet~
Friend 1: ~completely serious~ Is America a state or a country?
Me: ~silence~
Friend 2: Are you joking?
Friend 1: It’s the United STATES
She also believed us when we told her about the “California Japan bridge”
The second guy was the type of person you'd loath to be a partner in class, but the type that'll stick as a friend for life.
"Roasted in a pan of Ovens" is some genius surrealism lmfao
‘HeLLo, mY nAME Is foUr yeArs oLD.'
-a child who was literally 6
it's 3 am and my laughing will literally wake up my parents
One of my roommates in job corps is both an idiot and a big fat liar, here's a few things I remember she said...
Told me it was common for people where she lived to feed their kids ammonia "to clean them inside out", and if they died it was because they weren't pure enough to live (wish I was making this up)
Claimed to have a brain tumor and was given 10 years to live but wanted to finish school first before starting treatment (I have her on facebook, not once did she ever post about her treatments or recovery)
Claimed that over Thanksgiving break she went home with her at the time boyfriend, broke up with them, went home, found out she was pregnant, found out she was having a boy, got back together with an abusive ex, got beaten up, had a miscarriage, and got told she'll never be able to have kids as a result all in the same week.
There's way more but it's been years and I can't remember it all
Hello, it's nice to meet you comment section people
Nice to meet you, too.
That first one reminds me of this kid I knew in rural Wyoming. He looked up horse porn on a school computer in the middle of class. I wonder whatever happened to him...
We are in the boonies of SEPA, and it’s common for area natives to have certain speech characteristics in common with the Amish and Mennonites. A schoolmate’s mom gossiped and talked shit behind other people’s backs constantly. Every time always making fun of the way others spoke
One day, after she’s finished her tirade, she thinks out loud “It’s a shame everyone can’t can’t have an English accent like me”
“Huh? What’s that?” I said.
“Everyone around here speaks with that awful Dutchie accent. It’s a shame none have such a beautiful English voice as me”
“American English?”
“NO! I’m part of an English family and I sound just like them”
Turns out mom was under the impression she was born with a British accent passed from ancestors down the line.
What’s insane is this woman is from an entirely German-rooted family and has lived in the same town her entire life. She sounds exactly like these people. The only thing British about her was her husband’s last name that she took.
So maybe she thinks there is some sort of cross-pollination going on every time she’s with her husband
I have a friend who is sweet but says the dumbest things at times. There was a time she asked me outloud in public what s*x is. I ended up explaining in private and she still didnt get it. I then asked her what makes males and females different from one another biologically and she said she doesnt know. I then finally asked how babies are made and she said that they were made in a pumpkin when couples love each other very much...
She is 20 years old and already had sex education when she was in the 6th grade. I am honestly a little worried when she said she wanted kids in the future...
One time my family and I were visiting New York and we were checking into a hotel. My aunt asked the front desk, “Can you please give me directions to the Eiffel Tower?” in front of everyone. You can say she’ll never live that one down
4:36 Decimal time was a thing in Revolutionary France, but that may be giving this woman too much credit.
9:44
Well, if he's driving northbound in a country where you drive on the right side of the road, spluttering out on the shoulder will make you go east briefly.
My mother is very dumb.
One time I watched her pour gas from a gascan over a trash Barrell which was already on fire,
The gascan of course went up in flames instantly.
She freaked out and threw the gascan across the yard.
My parents had just bought 5 acres of land. I won't even bother to describe what she did while being caught on fire during this wtf are doing moment. My Dad left us and I no longer take "Life advice" from her.
10:18 oh my god this needs to be made into a book series...I'd totally read that
2:43 Reminds me of an older student from my high school. He became an amateur rapper and left college a week before he was due to graduate saying he didn’t need a degree. He’s now homeless and an alcoholic.
Yeah, they had to invent Japanese for Anime.
I was talking to a guy last night on Facebook. He proceeded to tell me he'd be making $2000 a week. I asked him how much he would be making an hour, he told me $13. I said you won't be making $2000 a week in which he replied "watch me pull 40 hrs a week."
Sigh
A (girl) friend of mine went on student exchange in turkey and wanted to extend his permit to spend a couple more weeks there. She had been told she had to go out of the country and then come back in for her application to be considered. So what she did?
She went to a remote bus stop near the border to go back and forth.
At 2 o'clock in the night.
Alone. (Mind you, she's a beautiful, caring, and totally brainless goofball)
A police officer happened to pass over the bus station and couldn't believe his eyes. He went to her asking what was she doing there, told her she was crazy doing this in that place and brought her back to her hotel in his car. Lucky for her, i don't want to imagine what could have happened to her!
I have a cousin who until recently refused to take a math class required for her associates degree because she didn’t think she needed it because she used math every day. When my great aunt turned 89 I asked how old my grandmother would be if she were alive, and my aunt (grandmothers daughter/great aunts niece) pointed out that my grandmother was four years older to the day than my great aunt. So my cousin, without skipping a beat just says “she would be 91”
Both my Aunt and myself looked at my cousin confused, and I just went “no, she wouldn’t be.”
My cousin then goes “of course she would be.” At which point she proceeded to count “89, 90, 91.....”
At which point I went “92, 93, maybe you do need that math course.”
The sad truth is we’re all probably the dumbest person at least ONE person has met.
my sister would say it would be me, but we both met someone way dumber. he's like me but more annoying
I once dressed as Papa Smurf for halloween. Went trick or treating and one lady excitedly proclaimed 'OH! You're a lawn Guh-nome!' And after a stunned silence from a 13-14 year old me I go 'N-no I' Papa Smurf and it's...gnome.' and she goes 'No. There's a G in front of it!' and at that point I realized she was REAL stupid and just accepted my candy, thanked her, left and proceeded to laugh myself all the way to the house next door.
The G is not silent in some countries. But it's always funny when Americans try to pronounce the Gn, Kn etc.
God. Boom box post-it woman made my night. I almost passed out laughing
My dad. Anyone who says that 1. You have to get a good job, but I won't help you eat until you get a good job, and it needs to be a job that requires actual applications...
Has...issues. Oh, and who brushes it off when I say he is giving me suicidal ideation and nightmares.
I work with a woman who commented one day during a discussion that "it must've been tough living back in Amish times" she's in her 50's
1:09 YOU GOT TO CREATE A SOUNDTRACK IN GARAGEBAND FOR SCHOOL? That is the sickest class I've ever heard of...
My uncle's girlfriend. She got into an argument with my aunt about Big Pharma having the cure for cancer and not giving it to us.
My cousin was beside her. Her mother died of lung cancer. My grandfather (aunt's dad) died of lung cancer. My grandma died of breast cancer.
Not the best subject to broach.
Was a fun Christmas.
3:40 is hilarious. You just know that guy probably thought he was being so clever and showing a brilliant hustle with that.
Knew a guy who thought Antarctica was tropical.
I had someone ask me if “ The nazis were Jewish.” Dead serious My friend had a girl as him if nasa was a planet.
So this want a dumb person or was not of an annoying person
I had just brought my paint in art class and i say down. I got my painting and sat down, then she asked me if she could help me i said i was alright and i didn't need help.
(It was obvious she was just going to use my paint) 10 minutes later she was asking for help to draw lips. I offered to help her because i was ok at drawing lips and thought i could help her she said no and i just stood there with questions all over my head
I thought you needed help??
You legit asked for help???
Is this about the paint??
-I hate you--
What???
Omg no stop that's not how u draw that looks like a mustache D:
You could've just asked nicely if you could try them??
Fine then don't need my help!
Should i just tell her ok
Or be a Savage bad-
That's the sort of stuff I see everyday at work. One makes them all look like geniuses.
Blood from surgery was blue. Only surgery.
She also stalked her crush. Her crush thinks she's crazy. I don't blame him.
I need to do that cup thing & be okay with it, haha. Nothing has my name on it, especially my full name.
I know someone who used to be pretty smart, but since COVID happened, he started acting stupid, annoying and childish (not to mention that he’s older than me)
Some of these stories make me think of the images where you have 3 options:
Looks, Personality, Intelligence.
Pick 2.
All of these people just picked the first or the second (sometimes they got lucky and picked both)
The lobster mac one is gold! I wish I could've seen it in person
Had a coworker I'm my CO academy who belived fruits and vegetables made you fat and were bad for you. He also believed you didn't need water and drank energy drinks and mountain dew almost exclusively. In fact our 1st week of academy, he blacked out from extreme dehydration. Additionally he had a bad case of meth mouth, not because he did meth but because he felt good hygiene wasn't necessary. He rarely took a shower and often only slept for 2-3 hours because "that's all he needed" he nearly wrecked multiple times due to extreme exhaustion and eventually got fired for sleeping on the job.
The dare about vaping mercury reminds of the dude who jumped off a cruise ship as a dare and immediately got torn to shreds by sharks
The first guy sounds like a male Karen 😭😭😭💀
I worked with someone who wore his work polo shirts outside in because "they were more comfortable and the labels irritated him".
He was then later allowed to submit a workers rebate for undershirts which he bought as he got pulled up for wearing outside in polo shirts.
He bought the most expensive undershirts he could find and submitted another rebate form, he was then fired for trying to defraud the company out of money, he did this a day after getting his money back for the first ones he bought(a grand total of a week had passed).
The do other countries have moons one about killed me.
My best friend was dating someone a couple months ago, one day we went to class and the kid she was dating goes and says “did you know me and *her name* are dating?” The teacher was shocked and said quietly “you know you 2 are related right?” And then he goes and says “yeah” like he thought it was ok lmfao
Yo wtf
That kid facing the store probably had a mild case of autism, it makes you take things quite literally at times.
the use of the word “uvula” in context definitely caught me off guard.
I had a friend who thought that glitching and hacking were the same thing. In 8th grade.
I had a college roommate who was constantly broke and couldn't figure out why. She never considered the fact that she only ever consumed takeout, never bought food from the grocery store and made her own meals, and refused to eat leftovers. Yeah, if she couldn't finish all her takeout in one sitting, she threw the whole thing away. She also decided to just stop paying rent and didn't expect anything to come of it. When the landlords (who were also my parents lol) told her they were gonna evict her and take her to small claims court, she was shocked. She managed to beg her grandparents for the rent money on top of the past couple months she skipped. At least she was nice. One of the others was a tremendous b¡tch and threatened to blackmail me to my parents for smoking weed, even though she also smoked weed, just not at our house.