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peak comedy moment as the elder scrolls theme is playing in full bombastic glory as jerma steals a bunch of useless garbage and then sleeps for 8 hours
Next level loneliness bro, like who on Earth do I know that would be able to understand why I'm fucking cry laughing at this lmao like you need three or four layers of understanding to know why this comment hits so hard
I like how Jerma tries to play an Orc Thief, but instead of stealing the way a thief should, he steals exactly like an orc right in front of their faces while threatening violence if they call the guards.
All makes sense. I used to take Jerma for an elf with his facial structure, probably a wood elf due to his stature but his way of thinking leads me to believe he's an orc. Still mer at least!
When I began gaming, I manually saved after every small combat encounter. Tonight, I just finished HL2: Episode 1 in a single sitting without saving once. HL2 autosaves often, but… my hubris will catch up with me soon in another game. Will I go back to saving too often? We’ll see.
The best part is that the question wasn’t even about fighting the telepaths but somehow he forgot half of the question immediately after reading it out loud.
Elder Scrolls games are full of different nutcases and psychopaths, having Jerma play Morrowind is just like filling the missing peace of the puzzle, it fits right in.
@anonlahey im going to pick you up by the legs and spin you around really really fast until we look like a blur and then im going to let go and you'll go "ya ha hoo!!!!!" and disappear into the sky with a twinkle and "ding!" sound effect
i love how he gets attacked in the night by a dark brotherhood assassin and believes its the homeowner, so he walks around town dressed as a demonic assassin just talking to the townspeople
This feels like a joke. He knows he's just gonna fuck around, chat knows he's just gonna fuck around. What a strange game to start playing out of the blue. A great game, but a strange one to pick for the stream.
..or else he will start to dislike you" hits OK the captain immediately starts whacking him😂😂😂😂😂😂 after playing Morrowind at 13 and now as an adult all of this shit probably happened to me at least once👌👌👌
Watching Jerma walk past someone, try to lockpick a chest with an inferior lockpick and then resist arrest when stuck in a corner is not something I was expecting to see today. Real caveman hours
I know this is just a silly video but I just want to say I really appreciate you showing some love to this game. Morrowind is so fantastic, but most people don't care too much to talk about it anymore. One of my favorites and it's so important to me. Love you Jerma!
Jerma really got the Morrowind experience, he got called an N’wah multiple times, had at least one horrific technical issue making the game way harder to play, AND committed a hatecrime on an Argonian just for breathing near him
Another great upload from the hit streamer, "jerma"! The lab scientists who control his brain really outdid themselves on this one. Glad they let finally him out of his human sized cage to make this.
"you've made your last mistake thief" Jerma *continues stealing everything* "DO you take me for a fool?" Jerma *finishes stealing the rest of the collection*
peak comedy moment as the elder scrolls theme is playing in full bombastic glory as jerma steals a bunch of useless garbage and then sleeps for 8 hours
Sounds like an elder Scrolls moment
Next level loneliness bro, like who on Earth do I know that would be able to understand why I'm fucking cry laughing at this lmao like you need three or four layers of understanding to know why this comment hits so hard
15 hours
@@lidla2008 I totally understand you, its kinda hard to find people around you who enjoy stuff like this
he wouldn't get involved in stealing a purse from a noble then proceeds to steal everything in the room
Classic misdirection lol
😂😂😂😂
Restarting with a new build before even exiting the census and excise office, now that's the true morrowind experience.
I felt so in tune with him in that moment
Or reloading a 4 hour old save because you forgot to crouchwalk to Balmora so you can get a +5 stat increase on your level.
holy shit dilber v3 dog
I like how Jerma tries to play an Orc Thief, but instead of stealing the way a thief should, he steals exactly like an orc right in front of their faces while threatening violence if they call the guards.
All makes sense. I used to take Jerma for an elf with his facial structure, probably a wood elf due to his stature but his way of thinking leads me to believe he's an orc. Still mer at least!
@@Rad-Dude63andathird don't let any Thalmor catch you saying that 👀
I think we can agree Mr Greenz is the Malacath to Jerma’s Trinimac
racist
@@Rad-Dude63andathirdjeremy985 is a NORD
I love how jerma roleplays an orc rogue perfectly... and he probably doesn't even know
“Where’s all my stuff?? Did they take it?” he asks, after getting caught stealing and reprimanded like 15 times in 30 seconds. Never change, bud.
He just molts
Seeing that “Death Counter” at the beginning without context makes me feel like a new viewer whenever Jerma does a bit to confuse them
You comment an unhealthy amount
@@GreenEyedDazzler this is my alternative to getting a job
@@GreenEyedDazzler The fact that you know how much he comments is just as unhealthy.
@@GreenEyedDazzler who counts the counters
@@MegaRazor619
I'm trying to imagine what was going through jerma's head when he thought he could just pay the fine for stealing but keep what he stole
That's how it works for murder. You have to pay for killing them, but if you looted something off them, that's yours.
rich privilege
NA laws
That just sounds like buying things with extra steps
blood money but for things?
Love the fact that the editor left the death counter up without any explanation of why it's there
Him dying in the office and people saying "death count 637" was the funniest shit ever
Morrowind is how Jerma sees the world, this game is normal for him.
right on the nail, he have been holding back the N'-word for so long
To jerma, crazy bread is normal bread
@@thefirstcrook what an odd thing to say
@@aidan4031 its a Morrowind thing, its even said multiple times during the video, not by Jerma tho
@@aidan4031 Silence, N'wah.
11:56 the look of a man who knows 100% he's about to steal, immediately whip around, and run out the door
"i haven't saved in an hour" He just never learns..
When I began gaming, I manually saved after every small combat encounter. Tonight, I just finished HL2: Episode 1 in a single sitting without saving once. HL2 autosaves often, but… my hubris will catch up with me soon in another game. Will I go back to saving too often? We’ll see.
how did I miss Jerma playing Morrowind what the hell not even gonna make a joke how did I miss this
Jerma Streams Archives have it in full but it’s from a long time ago
@@meadowlarks2450 It was 6 months ago. Are you thinking of the Oblivion streams from a few years back?
@@MrGameNuke dang, you’re right actually! Shows what binging does to the timeframe hahaha
You always miss with morrowind
iirc we got him to play it briefly as a joke
I like how he tries to defend himself killing the Argonian for smelling him despite flat out trying to pickpocket his empty inventory
For those asking about the death counter; he kept challenging Fargoth and was 636/0
Nice pfp
RoachDogg army strong
18:27 just spontaneously manifests a flawless Dunmer voice
Jerma is my favourite Morrowind NPC
most interesting breton
His strategy against telepaths actually sounds crazy enough that it might work. Overwhelm them with awful thoughts of diarrhea.
Let the intrusive thoughts fight for you
We ADHD people have a natural barrier against telepaths anyway, our inner thoughts are already messed up.
The best part is that the question wasn’t even about fighting the telepaths but somehow he forgot half of the question immediately after reading it out loud.
Scat people would absolutely anihilate mind reading buds.
But what if telepaths seen worse? Think about it, if they work to read minds of local sociapaths
Elder Scrolls games are full of different nutcases and psychopaths, having Jerma play Morrowind is just like filling the missing peace of the puzzle, it fits right in.
Id love to see him play shivering isles and take it semi seriously, theres so much goofy shit to have fun with in oblivion.
@@scumbaggo he has an oblivion playthrough including shivering isles
piece
He is an oblivion NPC
No chat, I'm not going to activate Anumidium, break the Dragon, and corrupt the Aurubis, stop, it's not going to happen
Lol, the Jerma freaking out and drawing his sword at an Argonian that sniffed him is hilarious
Edit: The Jerma
To be fair if your farm tools start sniffing at you freaking out is the only logical reaction
The Jerma
The Jerma
Did you accidentally write the Jerma. But decided to edit in an acknowledgment of it instead of removing it lol
@@Flutter8utter I helped to raid the pony mural on r/Place numerous times FeelsOkayMan
"You guys are idiots" says the man getting his ass kicked across a fence
"What? What happened?" Jerma literally 3 seconds after taking control of his character. Never change.
Yherma would be the typa guy to attack a lizard for smelling him
Yherma of Yharnam, Lizard Slayer
I love how Jerma has never seen or played a video game before. Every time he does, his brain erases every piece of knowledge he has on anything.
“Your personality and past reflect a rogue”
Immediately accidentally steals a candle.
“What are you doing!?”
morrowind is my favorite game and watching this live gave me an undefinable dread
@anonlahey im going to pick you up by the legs and spin you around really really fast until we look like a blur and then im going to let go and you'll go "ya ha hoo!!!!!" and disappear into the sky with a twinkle and "ding!" sound effect
FINALLY, the two plagues of my childhood meet :,)) ❤
You watched this psychopath in your childhood? Jesus, I'm sorry.
i love how he gets attacked in the night by a dark brotherhood assassin and believes its the homeowner, so he walks around town dressed as a demonic assassin just talking to the townspeople
This feels like a joke. He knows he's just gonna fuck around, chat knows he's just gonna fuck around. What a strange game to start playing out of the blue. A great game, but a strange one to pick for the stream.
The cut directly to the death count at 636 made me choke
So fun to see new players interact with Morrowind for the first time
Morrowind.
@@jordynrawrz My dad went to Morrowind to buy skooma and never came back
How has jerma literally not aged since like 2013. I swear to god he drank a anti aging potion or something
it's actually because he hasn't updated his camera quality since 2013
one of those potions he makes in the bathroom
moisturize
believe it or not people dont just become decrepit derelicts of flesh once they hit 30
Mayo preserves
In the hospital and had to literally stop watching this video because my stitches were coming undone
This feels like an episode of mister Beam where he's a sociopathic kleptomaniac serial killer.
Or just an episode of anything where the main character is a sociopathic kleptomaniac serial killer
6:27 Jerma tries persuading the captain with his luscious looks
Goddamn he really does bring out the jank in this game
being in chat and convincing jerma to play Morrowind was an unreal experience. like it feels like a biblical moment to me.
like when cain killed abel
Jerma didn't look any younger in 2002, wild
That's because he makes clones of himself to extend his youth
@@dallascrime9158 I see, that explains the 985
such a funny video, wish he'd play more morrowind. its just perfect for him
>not even finished with the "tutorial"
>over 600 deaths
Jerma is a character written by Kirkbride.
the best part about jerma is that he spends 6 minutes of a 20 minute video in the first room of the game
Jerma fits in so well in morrowind because he too was created by a bunch of pasty white guys in a basement.
It wasn't exactly a basement, but the Bethesda offices used to just be six or seven guys in the room, with Todd in the biggest desk.
i said i feel like im in morrowind watching an ambient hiking video and 10 minutes later im watching this bread basket peel his face from his face
comment
The water looks surprisingly good in this game
I'm glad stealing the platter is a universal urge when starting Morrowind
18:32 he either is trolling us or he unwillingly figured out the plot of the game in his own janky mind.
morrowind
18:40
Unintentional CHIM/Sharmat reference
Jerma stealing something and then assuming he can just pay the fine but keep the stolen item is hilarious.
it feels like he's never played a video game in his life
Only a psycho could make this game streamable
lol zaric
best
Gorb
most psychotic playthrough ever LUL
To die 636 times before the game even starts is quite an achievement.
jerma: picks up healing
jerma: uses it
jerma: what does that do
I always love seeing someone try games I've played A LOT when I was younger
Hmm yes you are definitely a thief, Jerma immediately steals everything in the room
“ME SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE” had me rolling 😂😂😂
I'm glad Jerma embraced the "steal everything you can" phase so enthusiastically that every morrowind player goes through.
My God, John Morrowind saves Tamriel
You know you belong here when you can totally miss this stream yet still fully understand the death counter bit with less than zero context.
The way the guards kept resetting aggro and his absolute fear of them was the funniest shit
Jerma playing any Bethesda game is the funniest stuff ever
..or else he will start to dislike you"
hits OK
the captain immediately starts whacking him😂😂😂😂😂😂
after playing Morrowind at 13 and now as an adult
all of this shit probably happened to me at least once👌👌👌
i like how he’s like “rogue” ??!!
then proceeds to casually rob an entire home
I think the AI that projects Jerma messed up this time, he's looking italicized this time.
Watching Jerma walk past someone, try to lockpick a chest with an inferior lockpick and then resist arrest when stuck in a corner is not something I was expecting to see today.
Real caveman hours
I know this is just a silly video but I just want to say I really appreciate you showing some love to this game. Morrowind is so fantastic, but most people don't care too much to talk about it anymore. One of my favorites and it's so important to me. Love you Jerma!
It still has quite a bit modding scene, with Morrowind modding madness and all
@@tivvy2vs21 yeah morrowind still has a massive fanbase.
omg i love "jerma"
can believe he's fooled so many people into thinking he's named jerma
Jerma really got the Morrowind experience, he got called an N’wah multiple times, had at least one horrific technical issue making the game way harder to play, AND committed a hatecrime on an Argonian just for breathing near him
goes up to lady
swing sword at her for no reason
shes a witch
kills her
takes her clothes
panics
runs away
i wish jeremy hadnt turned out as he did
such a promising young man to fall down such a dark path
kleptomaniac STEALS lorkhans heart, commits hate crimes against lizards, sleeps for 15 hours
Even in a completely different game Jerma doesn't level his vitality
The Christmas stream was amazing!
Would love to see Jerma and Ster play the morrowind coop mod, Criken and Strippin have played before, maybe they could join.
please stream more morrowind, this is so entertaining to watch and it's one of my favorite games of all time
15:21 Jerma casually admitting he's not real
he finally listened to Ballfondler
"Comments are subjective."
-Bilbo Baggins
JERMA PLAYING MORROWIND IM SO HAPPY
however said jerma to pick thief is a genious
Streamer gets horrified by his own actions, after completely undressing a woman he just murdered.
16:13 Jerma is Morag Tong material
The cut to him creating a character while having a death counter reading 636 deaths is incredible
"everything is free in this room" is such an insane convlusion to come to. jesus christ
Great game. Recently played it for the first time, can't believe I missed him playing this
I love Morrwind but it's a game that takes some investment to really get into. Only Jerma could make a first time gameplay entertaining.
Only the limewire platter is free jerma
PSYCHOTIC streamer plays morrowind COMPLETELY VANILLA
he’s definitely an argonian
It’s a skin condition
Another great upload from the hit streamer, "jerma"! The lab scientists who control his brain really outdid themselves on this one. Glad they let finally him out of his human sized cage to make this.
Underrated stream. Such a great stream with this and the FNAF bit
Edit: AND CUPHEAD OML SO GOOD
Funny and witty streamer makes jokes about new chat members being fooled and bamboozled! Hilarity ensues!
Chatter says Jerma is a bad orc and he proceeds to take it as a challenge
18:28 Holy shit, that's a good dunmer voice.
Shoplifter andy
Welcome outlander
"you've made your last mistake thief"
Jerma *continues stealing everything*
"DO you take me for a fool?"
Jerma *finishes stealing the rest of the collection*
paranoid orc gets sniffed by lizard and draws sword and proceeds to kill lizard
2:56 that's an awesome guard impression