My worst business idea yet.
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FUNNY STICKS® - "IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU CAN DO!"
EDITED BY:
@ModestCube
/ modestcube
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STARRING:
@jschlattLIVE as FOUNDER
/ jschlatt
/ schlatt
@CyrLIVE as INVESTOR
/ cyr
/ cyr
@SwaggerSouls as BUSINESS PARTNER
/ swaggersouls
/ swaggersouls
@DemolitionRanch as GUN NUT 1
/ demolitionranch
@DonutOperator as GUN NUT 2
/ donutoperator
@mayahiga as MAYA HIGA
/ mayahiga
/ maya
SIREN as BLUE-FRONTED AMAZON PARROT
MIA as AFRICAN GREY PARROT
OLIVER as OLIVE EGGER CHICKEN
NUGGET as AMERAUCANA CHICKEN
HENRIQUE as DARK BRAHMA / HALF SAIPAN CHICKEN
STOMPY as MONSTER
WINNIE as RED ANGUS BEEF COW
MOMO as BLACK TUFTED MARMOSET
APPA as COMMON MARMOSET
To learn more about Alveus Sanctuary & animal conservation, please visit:
www.alveussanctuary.org/ambas...
/ alveussanctuary
/ alveussanctuary
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ADDITIONAL CREDITS
CAMERA OPERATOR:
@Pheresome
/ pheresome
SONGS USED:
OBLIVION by GRIMES
NOW GENERATION by BLACK EYED PEAS
BABUSHKA BOI by A$AP ROCKY
OUR LOVE by EMILE MOSSERI
THE CHANGE by DEATH
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@Robert_Benfer
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❤ Schlatt
Good to see the big guy is back
i bought one for christmas 🦍💔
took long enough
Huge respect for big man to kiss a little guy
No I’m good
Remember kids, you need to fully inhale the funny smoke. It’s the funniest thing you can do!
Yes sir
they're grrrrrrrrreat 👍
thank you funnysouls
Remember kids, you can eat it afterwards
funniest comment
Schlatt had fancams made of him by a bunch of 14 and 15 year olds for a month and he decided to become the worst role model for young children on RUclips. Godspeed.
Well I have to give it to him this is the best creative way to do it. Hope it works.
its just people having fun who cares @@GreatNW
GLOOOORY
THERE WILL BE MOUNTAINS YOU WONT MOOOVE
Time to make more fancams
@@thatwaterriver3824found one
As a 12 year old who has been sober for 12 years, I am so happy that I can finally start smoking. Thank you schlatt for kicking me off with smoking.
that makes two of us!
yep me too
😕
Oldest Jschmatt viewer.
Hell yeah
I love how schlatt can't hide how much he loves animals even in character
4:11 audio of Schlatt hitting a dog
@@irafoow schatt moment
@@irafooking shit
Lmao @@irafoo
Honestly he's such a cute man, you can see how kind he is to animals ❤
The schlatt insanity has reached a point to where I genuinely do not know what is satire anymore
fr
He’s just like me fr
No link in description = satire
Schatire
never was
This is a metaphor for everything influencers promote. They don't care how bad it may be, as long as it makes money and is funny.
Everything is forgiven so long as it's funny enough
deep
But doesn’t it look like they are smoking some of swaggers “cigarettes”
i definitely see it more as a metaphor for the content schlatt wishes to make but knows is unmonetizeable
True. Logan Paul advertises CAFFEINE TO CHILDREN
I love how this is both a fully edited movie and a 30 minute comedy sketch
i love seeing their cynical hearts melt and fill with whimsy after one interaction with an animal
Ikr? ❤❤❤
I love how under Schlatt's depraved persona whenever animals are involved he turns into a massive sweetie.
He literally edited in audio of him hitting a dog at 4:10
@Jogothekingofcurses oh my God I didn't notice that first time around lol
„schlatt“ 😅
@@Jogothekingofcursesit was a joke lad 😂
@@lailsx8846 no really?
I wanted to quit smoking, but this video made me realize how unfunny it would be. Thank you for reminding me to never quit and to stay funny ❤
Do you know what's even funnier than a life long addiction? Two life long addictions! Introducing Funny liquid, coming 2024 (provided I get 0.5% of the business)
@@My_Old_YT_AccountYour profile picture makes this much funnier, im sold.
@speice7064 YOUR THE ONLY PERSON ON THE INTERNET IVE SEEN USE THE SAME PIC OMG
@@A-V01DWanna know something funnier than that. Three life long painful addictions! Get funny powder ＮＯＷ． (1% off this week!)
@@My_Old_YT_AccountI would like 30% of the company
The fact that schlatt has a pajero evo equipped with cd collection and radar detector is incredible
He is a true car guy
They are sick SUVs. Only 2,693 were made
I'm not the only one who cares
I was so stoked to see it
Schlatt has taste
I love how this video turned from an average skit to a video of schlatt and swagger going to cool places and having fun, it's like a vlog but with extra steps!
Loved watching schligg change the title from "FUNNY STICKS" to "My worst idea yet" to "My worst business idea yet"
did you miss the moment where he actually changed his CoC vod title to "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" coincidentally as i watched him get raided
The original title was "FUNNY STICKS®" with the --copyright-- registered symbol, for posterity's sake
EDIT: I have no brain
@@amberhernandez it was royalties, not copyright
@@ryantale Yeah, it was the register (®) symbol lol thank you for catching
please dont call him that
The funniest part of this whole video was Schlatt actually pretending he is a smoker LOL
Lmaoo, right? He’s either the best actor of all time and pretending to be a new smoker for the funnies, or he genuinely smoked a cigarette for the bit for the first time. By the end it is pretty clear he was pretending to smoke and still choking on swagger’s second hand smoke.
@@claireclearwater-gs9zc i mean he's smoked weed with fitz and the misfits crew like years ago in a video so
@@claireclearwater-gs9zc the best part is knowing this dude has literally never been a smoker and just pretended for the product 🤣
unironically not a horrible marketing idea😭
It's funny cause an alcoholic native new Yorker with mutton chops is the first thing I think of when I think smoker
I dropped smoking just a month ago, but thanks to this video i started it again. Thank you Jschlatt! You are the most inspirational man i know. Already done with 5 packs for today, btw
This video is even better knowing that Swagger was actively quitting nicotine during the time this was filmed
I just gave funny sticks to my 73 year old grandpa and he called me a British cigarette for some reason. Thank you Schlingles.
lol
Pffft
S tier joke I'm dyinggggggggggggg
Just gave a funny stick to my 5 month old brother! He’s squirming around and yelling out with pure joy! Thanks Schlatt! ❤
You mean schitt
I'm the 5 month old brother and I approve
@@d0rs4fgetznosleep77 son, stop pretending to nap with your funny stick
COUNTRFEIT?? HUUH I DIDNT EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE
heartwarming
J "African Warlord in Training" Schlatt is just too powerful.
9:29 Everything about this shot is reminding me of the "we bribed jschlatt to smoke the devil's lettuce" video from 2020. The Memphis rap, Swagger in the corner, Schlatt (who obviously never smokes) barely inhaling the smoke, immediately coughing
+1 for "The Australians lost a war to these things!" @ 28:15 reminding me of another Misfits collab from that year. All that's missing is a triangle shirtwaist factory reference
As a 15 year schlatt viewer, This video has changed my life (and by changed I mean shortened)
Thank you
Edit: thank you for all the likes and I would like to inform you all that I’m now addicted to nicotine!
Shlortened
@@hotragu1740 lol
Shlifteen
I relate
Also schlanged
Shlatnk you
Remember this product is great for people with asthma, young children and toddlers and pregnant women. Thankyou Shlussy for making funny sticks. They’ve truly changed my life for the better🥰
they make the baby funny looking too
@@sigataros Comes out as a life long costumer too!
@@sigataroscan confirm 😔
seems to be good for pregnant men too, I tried
Love spreading misinformation online
Holy fuck I would have never thought that demolition ranch would collab with schlatt. He’s such an OG I used to watch that guy every day after school.
Hahah love he was like idk what’s happening and was like I’m out he’s such a wholesome content creator
It’s so refreshing to see you just making something and having fun.
There's no way Schlatt made this entire video just to hit us with "the smokes we had along the way".
I gave my dog a box of Funny Sticks for Hannukah and he kicked a hole in my wall and screamed like a man. Great product, Schlubb!
Sounds funny
schlubb is the best one yet
same, except mines teeth fell out his eyes turned orange and he grew a fifth limb
🇵🇸
@@SavutGDnot all Jews are Israeli or support Israel
5:58 I like how everything was so serious and professionally cut but they decided to just leave everyone laughing in here lmao
this is way better than any react video you've ever done
The reactions he's been doing for the last year...
Swagger saying "tasty yummy burger" to a cow while brushing it is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
almost as funny as funny sticks
@@mighty_kul8264it’s the funniest thing you can do!
ikr lmao
the editing kills me everytime, props to schlatt's editor/s, they do such a great job
If you're interested, the editor is called Trevor/ModestCube. There's a whole back catalog of videos he edited from when he worked at Cow Chop. It was a channel Schlatt really liked so when it went under he got Trevor to do a bunch of different projects for him.
I'm a big fan of the dog barking sound followed but the cut to schlatt spinning the wheel and then a thumping sound at 4:10
wheatskins edits for him too ! both are amazing @@CockatooDude
@@martinzachry2121 that was so unexpected lol
are u a cat?
i feel like there’s been many schlatt videos that have followed this blueprint: 1) schlatt wants to destroy society, plans idea 2) schlatt starts carrying out devious ideas 3) distracted by monkeys, plan dissolves
absolutely loving the credits in the description. it's so cool seeing everyone credited, even the animals!!
This feels like one of those comedies that has a wholesome message towards the end, but without the wholesome message
That’s essentially the whole channel sometimes 😂
I'm still watching this masterpiece, but I want to say that Schlatt's face changes so often that I'm not sure what he really looks like anymore. It's like he's some kind of immortal being who has a hard time maintaining his human form.
it’s because of what happened in 1999, he’s never been the same since then (he is god)
the ai isnt 100% accurate yet
That's some jerma shit
This might be the best video I've seen on this app. Shlat I'm glad your following your dreams and I'm glad to be along for the journey.
PLEASE keep making this type of content. It's super sick to see you flex your creative side and man is it funny and entertaining to watch. It also tells a story in a satirical form which is hard to come by these days. Keep it up Schlatt ❤
I absolutely love Trevor’s editing style
The evolution of his craft has been a joy to watch
Im so glad hes still doing big things after cow chop i think being around aleks and james so long definitely helped him improve at a much faster rate
im so glad he made fun of alek's csgo script or however they met@@BlueHasAppeared
the whole thing looks like one strange better call saul edit tbh
its still so amazing tho oml
@@BlueHasAppeared dude you is spitting fax i remember him making sfms
Been watching schlatt ever since he revealed his face, so it’s really really awesome seeing him doing things he genuinely wants to do now and I really hope he’s happier and having more fun now! Cant wait to see what’s next. This video was the funniest thing he could’ve done
Absolutely adored the quality of this video. Cinematic masterpiece
Funny Sticks sure did help me get through some tough times! And I'm glad to have been an early participant in smoking those little fellas when Big Boss was showing this around, however I'm not too happy to see it fall below it's potential because of these twisted and devilish investors :(
Amazing work as always Trevor
youre a legend man
greatest editor on yt
Good shit Trevor. Keep it going
you can tell swagger was just happy to be able to hang out with animals for a while
I love the new style of content man, nice.
This video will probably get lost in the algorithm, but don’t get discouraged. This video was awesome, we would love more like this from you, Schlatt!
Seeing him so happy back then makes it feel like he’s still with us. Miss you big guy, bless up!
What😅
@@Bassie0the Schlatt you know died on ep 100 of sleep deprived and was replaced by an ai
It still seems a bit off 😢
I miss him so much. RIP Jshaltt
y'all are goofy
schlatt swerving to run over a dog at 4:11 is underrated
Reminds me of ‘99, god JaySchloot is evil.
I hate dogs so this makes me like him even more
@@pollybitsexpect your cheeks to be clapped at 4.56, 26 January 2024.
@@pollybitsyou ain’t got that dawg in you
WAIT HE SWERVED INTO IT 😭
this is actually the best video you ever made please keep making more like this :)
I love the subtle references at 8:00 on the packaging, iykyk
Haven't finished watching. But this makes me want to buy funny sticks. Packaging would probably pass the plain packaging rules in Australia
Nope. It's missing the health warnings
@@diablotry5154what warning, they have vitamins
It needs dyin bryan on it
Would probably get past whatever makes aussie cigs taste so trash. Like yall missing out dont even know. Like your getting cancer sticks and they taste like ass
trevor has solidified himself as one of the cleanest editors on youtube
Yoo the editing really was absolutely banger it was so seamlessly. Haven't seen that quality in a long time
Agreed, he was great during the Cow Chop days but he's definitely honed his craft
That shit was cinematic! he deserves all the love 👍
@@morenthus Cow Chop never died 🐄🔪
My baby Trevor has gone and grown up lmao.
Playing Grimes cute girl bop song to introduce a scheme to hook kids on cigarettes is next level marketing, wow 😮
Wow! The special effects in this are amazing! It’s almost like schlatt’s still with us!
A scripted Schlatt video is something I never knew I wanted. The actual craftsmanship that went into this video is super inspiring. Schlatt is the best online persona and honestly feels like a character from a film (make a whole movie please, it would cost so much money but it would become an instant cult classic). The face changing stuff was an amazing idea, so funny.
Imagine a Jschlatt movie in the same style as Borat
schlatt never fails to be a seed spreader for us
WTF!
So much seed
ayo
@@TheMilkDistributoroh god it's so much seed
@@rydercollins5553 PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP
Been looking for a new hobby to start, glad I found funny sticks❤️
Schlatt is the only person who has the ability to convince children to buy cigarettes
Funny sticks, period
Idk dude, that one guy at the gas station was pretty convincing!
@@squishybrrrrt thats crazy, (real tho)
Something is absolutely crazy about seeing Demoranch with SCHLATT
that is a combo I would have never thought I would see in my life
Multiverse be crazy like that sometimes
wait actually? I haven't seen it yet lmao
ok i seen it youtube commenter not lying
seriously today was weird enough before watching this, seeing those two together is a joyous fever dream
schlatt appeared on his channel too, video's a couple months old
Keep it up, big guy. Amazing production.
We need more passion projects like this.
Never in my life did I think I’d see Swagger, Schlutt, Demoranch,Cyr, Modestcube, and Donut in one video.
I love it!!
Don't forget THE modestcube
Also Cyr
Same, Finally my type of RUclipsrs that are all in one video 😂
U forgor maya
I know these don’t come close in terms of views to his reaction videos, with most averaging 6-15 million views, but I really hope he continues making these type of videos. These are really entertaining to watch and you can tell a lot of effort went into it. Thanks for a good laugh Schlatt!
it bums me out that they dont do as well as the reaction vids. this type of content is so much better!
@@maddiejane927 Yeah, I love these long form 20-30 minute skit videos, it's a shame how people mainly prefer his low effort tiktok videos.
This video is so good i could genuinely watch this 100 times over
one of the greatest videos ever PLEASE make more like these PLEASE
As someone who has partaken in Demolition Ranch's "Off the Ranch" videos, seeing Matt pop up in one of your videos, while making sense since he's also in Texas, was the strangest whiplash I have experienced in a while from a video.
It's definitely a collab that I had in the back of my head but wasn't expecting to see
I like that Matt seems like a chill enough guy that he doesn't mind being in these... Odd... Videos from time to time
Shlatt living in Austin is weird in itself
@@paperplate09nah, makes total sense. He wants to be somewhere modern, but not in a trash fire like California.
I know it threw me off so bad 😂
So glad Schlitt is returning to this type of content.
Genuinely though, I really enjoy it, and find it refreshing to see the guy doing something he actually likes.
Also that Pajero is fucking sick and I want one.
*schlitoris
just as a fun little fact. in spanish, pajero means "the one who jerks off". meaning the car is actually 10 times cooler
@@YourLocalNobody420shut up
@@fox_5656which is why it has a different name in The USA, central america, South america, and spain
(its also a w car)
@@fox_5656sounds like it’s the prefect name for Schatt’s car.
This is actually pretty poetic because it mocks how content creators/businesses will advertise something even if it isn't any benefit to whoever is buying it. The part with the animals can also speak for how companies will act like they love the animals and they want to "save" them and then later in their offices will say "I think those animals are disgusting!" for example when Schlit had said "I don't f**k with dinosaurs man!"
This is an unexpected, yet perfect colab
17:44 "and so with smoke in our lungs and guns in our hands, it was time to sell some product."
he just perfectly summarized America
I genuinely love how enamored and excited they are about the monkeys and the birds. Great stuff Schlatt, really enjoyed this type of video!
you mean schlurt?
@@cat_bomb_6225 Schlarmp?
@@cheryllynn3474shclump?
Of course, how could I forget Schlorkles name
I love how unabashedly excited souls is around the animals he just drops the bit and loves animals
Insane production quality, great video
The subtle edits on Schlatts face always make me laugh so hard xD
You mean schlutts face
Swagger and Jschlatt are an indestructible combo
u mean jshat?
More like a self-destructible combo if we're being honest...
28:59
That Juul sign is just mockery at this point.
Shlatt 41 more minutes of this and you would legit have my favorite movie, 100% the type stuff I watch
Shlatt, you’ve always talked about doing something that YOU want to do instead of making the content that gets views, and I know you love slap stick, so please 🙏🏻 keep doing what your doing, this content is peak
Slap stick? You mean funny stick?
i love how they laugh at their own jokes then cut right after to seriousness😭
4:04 bro the dog 💀
He ran it over like a speed bump
This is genuinely a cinema masterpiece
I think this was the most enjoyable schlatt video ever produced. The scripted comedy was NAILED, I haven't laughed that consistently in a long time. (It's an issue). I haven't seen a skit in this style on the platform in a LONG time. This is the definition of a passion project, I will be supporting the tiktok reacts if it means we get more bangers like this. I guess I'll buy cigarettes too
*funny sticks
Right?! It's the cleanest video I've seen in a long time
Imagine some cop pulls you over and asks what you've been saying, and you tell em, "just funny sticks sir".
Haven’t finished the vid yet but this definitely one of your best ❤
More, please. This is awesome
MAN THE AMOUNT OF EFFORT PUT INTO THIS, PLEASE SLATT DO FUCKING MORE OF THIS
The video wasn’t even out yet long enough for you to watch it fully before commenting this
@@Vor1ki since start of the video i knew what i was getting into
He recorded this 6 months ago so it might be another little while
I wish this was a series on TV it would be awesome
Very funny “Shaltt”
“Schlatt”
get a new fucking joke
@@sneakvault9138no
@@sneakvault9138"shaltt"
Shattl
Dearest Sclart, Im so glad you're making the content you want to! Great video my daughter is about turn 2 and she just became the funniest in the family!
shlatt, i must say the editing just around 1:54 reminds me of Freddy wongs shit idk why but i can tell
the lil pimpchimpin part was weirdly wholesome... but im here for it
The fact that Demolition Ranch is in a Schlatt video makes my December. Something I never thought I wanted to see, yet always subconsciously wanted to see. Hell to the yeah
AI was so good that it feel like he's still with us
Schlest in Schleace, “Schlatt”
🫡🫡 Miss you man
Schlit’s schlike
schle’s schlill schlere…
13:24 and I am so glad you did, Ive been loving the resurgence of genuine Jschlatt content, all the reaction vids were funny sure but we’re here for you’re shenanigans and it just ain’t the same without that unhinged jschlatt spice
Holy shit, By far the best short film/skit I've seen on RUclips
Time for another round of Schlatt immeasurable "content" creation ability
And nicotine
Schlatt seemed genuinely so much happier when recording this compared to the TikTok videos
I'm subscribed. How have I not seen this by now? It's great!
This is one of the BEST videos I have ever watched.
I just quit smoking 2 weeks ago and I’m so happy this video exists… great job guys appreciate you and keep up the good work! Gonna buy some gamer sups now… they better be good lol
I thought you were gonna say you were relapsing haha... gamer supps is so much better
Look at the quitter everyone. Its like quitting in gambling: you can only lose 100%, but win a bazillion
So ur not funny anymore?
Sad.
I love the fact that Schlatt was able to make a passion short film entirely funded by Gamersupps since this wont be monetized.
Oh my god he spelled the name correctly
@@insert-qk5rv3 more times and it'll appear.
Thanks Schlatt! I got hooked on funny sticks and then got so funny I dropped out of engineering school to pursue my career as funny guy. You’re an inspiration schlatt!
27:35 that one grandpa leaving the family gathering
Schlatt never fails to fill us with his seed of content
You fail on being original though.
@@JamJuice101 hey, at least both my parents love me
@@Amichu_ArtAre you sure? What if I say they’re lying to you?
@@Amichu_Artsource?
@@Amichu_Art with that garbage pfp i doubt that