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  • Опубликовано: 20 май 2021
  • Banana slamtano.
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    donkey twitter / vgdunkey
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    donkey wife / leahbee​​
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @gageblair5559
    @gageblair5559 3 года назад +4787

    “Classic, haven’t listened to it yet tho”
    -Fantano

    • @dikshantraj6005
      @dikshantraj6005 3 года назад +31

      Glassic

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +36

      I like rap songs, sue me

    • @AlexDuWaldt
      @AlexDuWaldt 3 года назад +27

      Gage Blair's comment is a classic, haven't read it yet though.

    • @_mossy_8520
      @_mossy_8520 3 года назад +10

      Alex DuWaldt's reply to Gage Blair's comment is a classic, havent read either yet though

    • @liczkos
      @liczkos 3 года назад +11

      @@_mossy_8520 I give this reply a weak 7/10, its classic tho

  • @Medard22
    @Medard22 3 года назад +5616

    "This is like getting a 7 at Fantano's house." - Gex

    • @CrackCECKer
      @CrackCECKer 3 года назад +24

      yes officer, give this man 1k likes this instant please

    • @StyxTBuferd
      @StyxTBuferd 3 года назад +8

      Thank you for this

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 3 года назад +5

      Gex has transcended via memetics further than the physical digitized version he embodied

    • @tjboarder11
      @tjboarder11 3 года назад +13

      it's been a while since one of these comments was actually funny

    • @Idiot40
      @Idiot40 2 года назад +5

      I never said that

  • @UncleDane
    @UncleDane 3 года назад +11866

    He really gave both The Wall and Off The Wall a 7? Man, for how much Fantano hates walls, he's gonna be really upset when he sees what's been behind him this whole time.

    • @jahhden9502
      @jahhden9502 3 года назад +31

      Lolol

    • @mrbrutealien
      @mrbrutealien 3 года назад +135

      I'm playing dustbowl rn because of you

    • @harpers1203
      @harpers1203 3 года назад +4

      engineer smells like dookie

    • @biosurveillance
      @biosurveillance 3 года назад +37

      Fantano lives inside a box of walls

    • @kamera7901
      @kamera7901 3 года назад +7

      I still can't play engineer right ;-;

  • @zakbrandsinc
    @zakbrandsinc 3 года назад +4277

    “Jonn Hamm is a real person”, shows picture of animated pig.
    I give the comedy a decent 7/10

  • @Lahgic
    @Lahgic 3 года назад +1968

    You know the drama is bad when “Drama Monday” is on a Friday

  • @DABOSS190
    @DABOSS190 3 года назад +2472

    The critics gotta know it was really his little brother rapping

    • @sethlindner5955
      @sethlindner5955 3 года назад +123

      And the mic wasn't even plugged in

    • @TheGameBank
      @TheGameBank 3 года назад +52

      He didn't even have his screen turned on when he was rapping too

    • @Evans_Yellow
      @Evans_Yellow 3 года назад +33

      I give this comment a 7.

    • @snugglecity3500
      @snugglecity3500 3 года назад +47

      @@sethlindner5955 he was using a usb steering wheel to write the song

    • @TsyChun
      @TsyChun 3 года назад +30

      and he was blindfolded

  • @SuperMistland
    @SuperMistland 3 года назад +3547

    dunkey is literally the only creative person that makes me feel any joy any more

  • @JITCompilation
    @JITCompilation 3 года назад +563

    "Dunkey's album really makes you _feel_ like a melon."
    - Shamtano, probably

  • @AttackingTucans
    @AttackingTucans 3 года назад +20268

    This is the RUclips beef I was born to consume

  • @KamilHenri
    @KamilHenri 3 года назад +2113

    Fantano broke his vegan diet just for this beef, how shameful

    • @jamesbond8540
      @jamesbond8540 3 года назад +3

      Bro he wanted this beef so bad his b12 was 0

    • @nicholasjerrett
      @nicholasjerrett 3 года назад +26

      @Why would I Give you my real name? you really insulting him over fake beef lmfao

    • @brandan5708
      @brandan5708 3 года назад

      @@nicholasjerrett ikr lmao, he is just a loser 😂

  • @cutebabyseal621
    @cutebabyseal621 2 года назад +263

    One of the things I love about dunkey is his humor is sometimes so subtle you almost miss it.
    "DEFCON 10" made me double take and go look up the DEFCON levels, because, as I suspected, they actually go down as the number increases. DEFCON 10 is like.... sitting on your couch smoking weed unable to even care about caring about anything
    🤣

    • @vincebelanger361
      @vincebelanger361 Год назад +4

      That was not subtle that was the joke lolol

    • @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies
      @BruceNJeffAreMyFlies Год назад +24

      @@vincebelanger361 His dry execution results in most jokes being presented as not jokes. Hence subtle.

    • @madjack1748
      @madjack1748 5 месяцев назад +1

      Defcon 20 is when it gets serious

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario 3 года назад +19294

    World's first STRAND RAPPER

    • @_.Dylan._
      @_.Dylan._ 3 года назад +134

      This song really makes you feel like a rapper amirite guys 10/10 a little something for everyone amirite guys -gex

    • @actuallynotryanstopasking
      @actuallynotryanstopasking 3 года назад +30

      what’s up checkmark

    • @ChauNyan
      @ChauNyan 3 года назад +4

      fat man

    • @extinctiongaming3556
      @extinctiongaming3556 3 года назад +16

      Clout chasing or I'm just assuming. (Can't really tell since he's hiding his sub count)

    • @MH3000333
      @MH3000333 3 года назад +23

      @@extinctiongaming3556 lmao Protomario is a historic figure

  • @JNSStudios
    @JNSStudios 3 года назад +3673

    I like how Dunkey is randomly swapping between his “more content” schedule and his original style

    • @JNSStudios
      @JNSStudios 3 года назад +1

      @@thewolfleader500 same lol

    • @nutsyear
      @nutsyear 3 года назад +2

      lol it’s Friday

    • @Jamesjones-hi5qu
      @Jamesjones-hi5qu 3 года назад +6

      What are you talking about he's the strictest schedule person.

    • @aleupms
      @aleupms 3 года назад

      true

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 3 года назад

      Facts

  • @shfam7603
    @shfam7603 3 года назад +88

    Dunkey’s music is so deep not even a music critic could see the complexity of every word that was crafted to make this song.

    • @xacutionerguy
      @xacutionerguy 3 года назад +4

      When The Dunkmeister said "You wanna be like Donald Draper, but me, I'm going ham," I felt that. Really gotta respect Dundun for throwing eternal praise to the most high John Hamm.

  • @whalification
    @whalification 3 года назад +81

    What a great review, I never realized dunkey was so verbose and erudite

  • @dumpslivers
    @dumpslivers 3 года назад +2077

    “It has a little something for everyone”
    -Flanthony Flanneltano

    • @tp9239
      @tp9239 3 года назад +4

      such a drama you guys, it's a big drama

    • @norolover4015
      @norolover4015 3 года назад

      7/10

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 3 года назад

      Deadly
      ⁷/¹⁰

    • @abc-rf8gi
      @abc-rf8gi 3 года назад

      Shamtony shamtano

  • @philanderson9722
    @philanderson9722 3 года назад +3869

    Drama Monday is back but this time on Friday, dunkey is a genius.

    • @robertflinch2447
      @robertflinch2447 3 года назад +28

      Classic

    • @Kevin-eq1sj
      @Kevin-eq1sj 3 года назад +5

      Saturday depending on your time zone

    • @adikumar6536
      @adikumar6536 3 года назад +9

      what do you mean? today is monday.

    • @philanderson9722
      @philanderson9722 3 года назад +5

      @@adikumar6536 u right my bad

    • @caution3103
      @caution3103 3 года назад +9

      Exactly, not only is he subverting your expectations by bring back the retro series drama Monday's, he brought it back on a Friday, I can't wait to see what he does next

  • @ironicallyedgy7234
    @ironicallyedgy7234 3 года назад +143

    This mans opinion is like big yoshi, it’s just sitting there.

  • @nojo898
    @nojo898 3 года назад +197

    Glad to see the Goker is finally getting the respect they deserve

  • @CarDietrich
    @CarDietrich 3 года назад +939

    When Drama Monday hits so hard you can't tell if it's four days late or three days early.

    • @regirayquaza
      @regirayquaza 3 года назад +34

      But always on time, how does he do it!

    • @domesticus2958
      @domesticus2958 3 года назад +4

      It's three weeks early

    • @johnnypopstar
      @johnnypopstar 3 года назад +2

      @@regirayquaza He's a wizard, Barry!

    • @owlson8829
      @owlson8829 3 года назад

      @@regirayquaza i love your name

    • @lilporky8565
      @lilporky8565 3 года назад

      Holy shit, it's drama monday. He's STILL on the schedule?!

  • @shangerdanger
    @shangerdanger 3 года назад +7030

    fantano must work at IGN

    • @TOUD_
      @TOUD_ 3 года назад +155

      *”It has a little something for everyone.”*

    • @jeetm9603
      @jeetm9603 3 года назад +58

      This rap really makes you feel like a donkey

    • @gir2195
      @gir2195 3 года назад +20

      Music albums need an easy mode

    • @TrapZeroEX
      @TrapZeroEX 3 года назад +8

      Too much water

    • @ted9030
      @ted9030 3 года назад +11

      Sonic was never good

  • @nignognas3352
    @nignognas3352 3 года назад +129

    A dunkey video not ending in "more _____" feels like a sin

  • @themanwiththeplan5919
    @themanwiththeplan5919 2 года назад +5

    This is one of the first Dunkey videos I ever saw and coming back after a year of being a fan makes me realize this is one of the most lore heavy videos to date

  • @ad4ch1_
    @ad4ch1_ 3 года назад +822

    I don’t think shandano realized that dunkey wrote the songs blindfolded, making it an instant 10/10

    • @Logan-jc6pl
      @Logan-jc6pl 3 года назад +23

      And he was using a USB steering wheel, on top of the fact that it was his little brother writing the song

    • @ericwu6571
      @ericwu6571 3 года назад +8

      And his microphone wasnt even plugged in

    • @ukor4100
      @ukor4100 3 года назад +1

      ray charles got SSS rank

    • @c-secofficer123
      @c-secofficer123 3 года назад +1

      His little brother grabbed the pen and was writing the song.

    • @awfulpancakes7458
      @awfulpancakes7458 3 года назад +2

      idk I've heard rumors that dunkey's little brother is ghostwriting the songs

  • @larren_dang
    @larren_dang 3 года назад +6524

    Fantano giving Dunkey a 7 for the sole reason of him being black was nitpicking and biased

    • @mrfrizzy7398
      @mrfrizzy7398 3 года назад +105

      bye bye

    • @22slice
      @22slice 3 года назад +116

      remove the i from biased

    • @toadfan64
      @toadfan64 3 года назад +20

      @@22slice Bro... fucking deep

    • @BullyMaguiretheForbiddenOne
      @BullyMaguiretheForbiddenOne 3 года назад +41

      Remember how Fantano gave After Hours - The Weeknd a 9 but docked 8 points because he was black?

    • @nice3333333333
      @nice3333333333 3 года назад +1

      *MUH BRUTHA*

  • @18x9
    @18x9 3 года назад +91

    I love how he talks about the actor being real while showing multiple images of the pig from Toy Story.

    • @ggardentracks2012
      @ggardentracks2012 3 года назад +2

      Haha damn I missed that. Donkeys like the fuckin MF DOOM of comedy

    • @lukepayne2734
      @lukepayne2734 3 года назад +2

      @@ggardentracks2012 MF DONK?

  • @jacobbest8533
    @jacobbest8533 Год назад +56

    Gonna give this one a 9.8/10: It has a little something for everybody, and the raps really make you FEEL like Dunkey

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing 3 года назад +10079

    "Ahh, more dunkey, more problems... Classic! 7/10"
    - Watermelon Shamtano

  • @gabebaldone1366
    @gabebaldone1366 3 года назад +805

    I just knew this was gonna be on drama Mondays

    • @Baumworld
      @Baumworld 3 года назад +2

      Nobody like this anymore

    • @donq4483
      @donq4483 3 года назад +19

      the drama was so strong he posted on Friday

  • @St4rTr3v1Ut10n
    @St4rTr3v1Ut10n Год назад +13

    Shamtano giving dunkey a 7 is very strand like

  • @Afrochilla
    @Afrochilla 3 года назад +17

    You know war is coming when there’s no “More Dunkey” at the end

  • @yae4809
    @yae4809 3 года назад +551

    drama mondays are so good that he even started doing them on fridays

    • @mildbasilplays
      @mildbasilplays 3 года назад +6

      It must be the new Dunkey schedule.

    • @yzhiel2680
      @yzhiel2680 3 года назад +15

      Hey, if Dunkey says it's Monday today - it's gotta be Monday today.

  • @Spannondorf
    @Spannondorf 3 года назад +781

    The reason he gave it a 7 is because he didn't realize you were using a PlayStation eye toy as a microphone.

    • @lucasfourtner1021
      @lucasfourtner1021 3 года назад +3

      Naw he was using the n64 one

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 3 года назад +2

      He was using a modified N64DD as his surround-sound system, it's not his fault ! ! !

    • @dreadlist1711
      @dreadlist1711 3 года назад +6

      He knows dunkey is black so why is that not an instant 10/10

    • @Nagrom
      @Nagrom 3 года назад +3

      It wasn't even him rapping, it was his little brother - also he was lagging and his monitor wasn't even plugged in.

  • @leversandpulleys9274
    @leversandpulleys9274 3 года назад +12

    *silent hills music plays
    my mind: "a letter, to my future self.."

  • @taylordlongcrow
    @taylordlongcrow 3 года назад +46

    "It's very Strand-like in that sense" I spit pop all over my screen

  • @sapientsasquach5700
    @sapientsasquach5700 3 года назад +681

    Fantano has been real quiet after this came out...

  • @jayzell99
    @jayzell99 3 года назад +4242

    “I give it a 7, it has a little something for everyone” -Fantano

    • @ffnovice7
      @ffnovice7 3 года назад +21

      You can't cross the memes like this!

    • @bigfriki
      @bigfriki 3 года назад +11

      Actually that description fits more a 9.8 IGN rating...

    • @danielliao265
      @danielliao265 3 года назад +3

      Gamethony IGNtano here

    • @xaldynnemo47
      @xaldynnemo47 3 года назад +3

      It really makes you FEEL like a melon.

    • @miguelguzman80
      @miguelguzman80 3 года назад +1

      Too much water

  • @invaderjay
    @invaderjay 3 года назад +8

    That classic Silent Hill beat took me back to younger days.
    Nostalgia bomb right there.

  • @akira4839
    @akira4839 3 года назад +42

    donbo’s lyricism is unparalleled not only in his music, but in his videos as well. the flow and pacing of every video is masterfully done (the best example of this is definitely the whiplash vs la la land video. i get chills every time.) and all of the jokes land. best fucking youtuber ever, not even a competition.

    • @akira4839
      @akira4839 2 года назад +1

      @@TheEvilCheesecake or so you think...

  • @owowowiemybones
    @owowowiemybones 3 года назад +1247

    Donk's jokes per minute on this video is at an elite level

    • @matthewvirgo4042
      @matthewvirgo4042 3 года назад +21

      Yeah it's pretty good, I give this video a decent 7/10

    • @cubedude8690
      @cubedude8690 3 года назад +1

      "donk" lol

    • @RedLogicYT
      @RedLogicYT 3 года назад +1

      @Jomari Javier who says he can't do both?

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад +2

      @@matthewvirgo4042 nah its definitely more of a light to weak 7

    • @abenyu5070
      @abenyu5070 3 года назад

      this is advacned joke bpm

  • @ADeadlierSnake
    @ADeadlierSnake 3 года назад +434

    "Tell me in the comments what album you want me to give a 7 to next"
    Fucking dead.

  • @MeLLoFYB
    @MeLLoFYB 3 года назад +20

    This video is a classic. One of my favorite Dunkey videos of all time.

  • @burkehinton5017
    @burkehinton5017 Год назад +4

    Coming back to this beef and accidentally reignited my passion for Dunk's incredible film and character analysis. Some other comment explains this video as "a minute of jokes, two minutes of weirdly comprehensive don draper analysis, and another minute of jokes." Begging you to do more film analysis in the future.

  • @briansau8729
    @briansau8729 3 года назад +570

    Ain't even listened to it yet:
    "C L A S S I C"

  • @DementedDuskull
    @DementedDuskull 3 года назад +1091

    Dunkey's power level has gotten so high that he can now do Drama Monday on Fridays

    • @steel.oneill
      @steel.oneill 3 года назад +6

      No his power is so high that the day actually changed from Friday to Monday.... So what is today? Is it Tuesday or Saturday? We are at the mercy of Dunkey's Awesome Power

    • @glendarjj3991
      @glendarjj3991 3 года назад

      Meaning among us tuesday is on saturday

    • @BooyahL
      @BooyahL 3 года назад

      After reading this comment the day on my phone switched instantaneously from Friday to Monday

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 года назад

      😂

    • @familyfriendly4464
      @familyfriendly4464 3 года назад

      absolute outrage

  • @XERAEN
    @XERAEN 3 года назад +19

    The Silent Hill 3 music really pulled on my heartstrings.

  • @Jono.
    @Jono. 3 года назад +2

    Unrelated to this amazing video but:
    1:59 in this video made me fly back to when I was literally a 5 or 6 year old kid playing Croc after school on my playstation with one of my childhood best friends.
    Seriously, I know you didn't intend it but that brought back some amazing nostalgia for me. Love that so many of us in this generation can share the early 3d video game playing experience with each other.

  • @RhysGBiv
    @RhysGBiv 3 года назад +352

    Anthony fantano is really the first strand type music critic

    • @mattpassos5689
      @mattpassos5689 3 года назад +2

      Yeah I know, hopefully the hot fix patch makes theAntano less predictable

  • @MikaTheAss
    @MikaTheAss 3 года назад +3408

    You see, this is because Americans can’t appreciate strand-type music

    • @nien830
      @nien830 3 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @mihailwarsavski8849
      @mihailwarsavski8849 3 года назад +40

      We have the same pfp

    • @mihailwarsavski8849
      @mihailwarsavski8849 3 года назад +20

      @「 Deadpoppin 」 ikr, consider changing your pfp as well

    • @what-hn1od
      @what-hn1od 3 года назад +21

      Americans only like first person music, they can't appreciate the genius of this rapping rhyming piece of art

    • @yungogenies4279
      @yungogenies4279 2 года назад +10

      Why us Americans be getting shit on for things that doesn’t even include us😭

  • @glenaladar
    @glenaladar 3 года назад +1

    The ending was the best. Much love to both you guys.

  • @wielkinader
    @wielkinader 3 года назад +59

    Dunkey’s really going back to his roots with drama Monday

  • @akn3207
    @akn3207 3 года назад +1272

    "Let me know what album you want me to give a 7 next" SHEEESH, that was cold blooded

    • @motrilfromthe6281
      @motrilfromthe6281 3 года назад +11

      "Aight bet, yo Jermaine, get over here"

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 3 года назад +2

      how ? lol

    • @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486
      @karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 3 года назад

      Cool pfp bro

    • @akn3207
      @akn3207 3 года назад

      @@RoachCatJr one of fantano's most popular reviews is his review of Pimp a Butterfly by Kendrick Lamar, in which he gave the album a 10/10. Years later he reviewed Kendrick Lamar's DAMN a 7, which enraged Kendrick stans. Memes flooded in "you gave X album a 8/9, but you gave Damn a 7?!" Ever since then, a 7 can be seen as offensive by stans of whatever album he's reviewing, and at some level there is probably some confirmation bias that he gives "good" music a 7 but it feels like a cop out in terms of scoring. It's almost like giving an album a 6 or 8 would be preferable. So it was a hilarious spike at the end for Dunkey to say what he said and in the his tone. It was like, "fuck, you just give everything a 7 don't you?" While obviously not true, still a funny call-out and fairly savage in my opinion. Yeesh why did I write this.

  • @j.sargenthill9773
    @j.sargenthill9773 3 года назад +393

    "don't drop me on the floor at the grocery store"
    lmao fucking got em

  • @ashleyrobson7487
    @ashleyrobson7487 3 года назад +4

    The Silent Hill background music during that one part made my day.

  • @censoredScene
    @censoredScene 3 года назад

    this is the youtube crossover I needed in my life. Thank you, Dunkthony Vidthano.

  • @Caramellen010
    @Caramellen010 3 года назад +2186

    "This is like watching a response video at Anthony Fantano's house." - Gex

  • @ppleakage2785
    @ppleakage2785 3 года назад +709

    Fantano can rank “More Dunkey, More Problems” as much as he wants. It doesn’t change the fact that Dunkey is like Biggie and he’s like Drake

    • @mboz_2108
      @mboz_2108 3 года назад +32

      Everybody thought Dunkey was calling his fans Drake, but no, he was actually dissing Fantano all along; hence why Fantano, (or Dumbtano as I call him), intentionally gave the song a poor rating, completely ignoring infamous Dunkey multiplier in the process. Honestly, Fumbletano should learn to take constructive criticism as a reviewer. Don't be a Paul Dudd.

    • @AZ30590
      @AZ30590 3 года назад +1

      Ohhh shieeee!!
      He just ripped some bars right there!!

    • @jcsc2001
      @jcsc2001 3 года назад +5

      @@mboz_2108 Bumbtano really wouldn't appreciate you calling him that.

  • @bigboopus5059
    @bigboopus5059 Год назад +2

    The list of albums Fantano gave a 7 has lived in my brain since this video came out.

  • @bladerunner4546
    @bladerunner4546 3 года назад +6

    god damn how the fuck does dunkey do it every time?? ever since he said he was done making good videos I really thought that was it for his channel but he still somehow pulls it off even with bad videos. comedy genius

  • @PanchoXXL
    @PanchoXXL 3 года назад +3716

    Showed your album to my grandfather.

  • @QuinsBack
    @QuinsBack 3 года назад +607

    Drama Mondays is what taught me that Fridays are actually just Monday 2

    • @MunkisManimal
      @MunkisManimal 3 года назад +5

      Monday 2!! is that the sequel?

    • @Immadeus
      @Immadeus 3 года назад +9

      @@MunkisManimal Monday 2: Electric Boogaloo.

    • @mr.burger5106
      @mr.burger5106 3 года назад +2

      Garfield is not pleased about this.

    • @csharp48
      @csharp48 3 года назад +2

      If Monday 2 is so good, why isn't there a Monday 2 2?

    • @Immadeus
      @Immadeus 3 года назад +2

      @@csharp48 Because they haven't localized Monday 3 yet.

  • @gavinprice7684
    @gavinprice7684 3 года назад

    I liked how dunkey was able to incorporate 3-D saxophone technology AND the trumpets from Voodoo Vince on this new album

  • @JetTheTatGuy
    @JetTheTatGuy 3 года назад +5

    1:21 So you wanted a 2.1 rating Dunkey? 😂😂

  • @flyingstump2938
    @flyingstump2938 3 года назад +2083

    "If you want true New York pizza, you have to go to the Sbarro at the mall in Ohio". Truer words have never been spoken

    • @squidwardtortellini362
      @squidwardtortellini362 3 года назад +77

      I died laughing when I got to that part of the video because I’ve been to that EXACT sbarro’s in that circular-shaped mall in Ohio with the “Fresh Italian Cooking” place next to it.
      As you can imagine, it wasn’t a great experience. It is Sbarro’s after all.

    • @adrianpadin1840
      @adrianpadin1840 3 года назад +6

      @Austin Legg I thought it was on the turnpike but they're all over the place in those identical Ohio highway rest stops

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 года назад

      Lol

    • @SilverHandel
      @SilverHandel 2 года назад +1

      @@TheBrokenHealer Have been to all 3 yet? What do you have to report?

    • @douglasbubbletrousers4763
      @douglasbubbletrousers4763 2 года назад +3

      @@TheBrokenHealer Status report?

  • @fauxnoob4157
    @fauxnoob4157 3 года назад +531

    "These American rappers are used to their rap music. Dunkey's music is not rap music."
    -Kideo Hojima (I think that's the guy)
    Edit: -Genius Kojumbo (thanks for the correction)

    • @bigboss4178
      @bigboss4178 3 года назад +7

      I heard this was the first strand type rap music

    • @NinjaPickle
      @NinjaPickle 3 года назад +4

      "Song's good"
      -Jex the Jecko

    • @KruxisV
      @KruxisV 3 года назад +2

      Genius Kojumbo

  • @jumpingjohn1254
    @jumpingjohn1254 3 года назад +5

    Your all’s content will be studied for years to come. Whenever we make first contact with aliens, I want the beef between you two to be the first things they see. They can see the full potential of humanity in a short span of a few videos.

  • @wicah6959
    @wicah6959 3 года назад +8

    "Another workplace drama like the office, Mad Men" lmao

  • @AntoineBandele
    @AntoineBandele 3 года назад +2702

    Off the Wall a 7!? Excusssssse me?

  • @jordandenny6875
    @jordandenny6875 3 года назад +732

    "Just like [Anthony] Fantano, Don Draper is all about money and bitches"
    -Videogamedunkey
    We live in a society

  • @solomonjohnson4886
    @solomonjohnson4886 Год назад +1

    the super monkey ball 2 ost in the back is incredible I'm glad dunkey knows

  • @erick1369
    @erick1369 3 года назад +1

    Ay dunkey, congratulations on getting a professional to review your work!! Keep it up baby, rising to the sky

  • @TheEviltaco666
    @TheEviltaco666 3 года назад +457

    The greatest crossover none of us knew we needed

  • @trenoguerrero8110
    @trenoguerrero8110 3 года назад +225

    Whats most impressive about his rap song is that it was actually his little brother with the controller the whole time

  • @trev5287
    @trev5287 10 месяцев назад +3

    i miss drama mondays

  • @Colathan
    @Colathan 3 года назад +1

    Man, that Croc 2 footage brings me back.

  • @seburrito5479
    @seburrito5479 3 года назад +360

    Drama Monday’s on Fridays. Perfect

    • @Tropicalsnowfall
      @Tropicalsnowfall 3 года назад +8

      It's always Monday on drama mondays

    • @lerquian1970
      @lerquian1970 3 года назад +1

      Just like Fridays with PewDiePie are on Monday

  • @bllackknight
    @bllackknight 3 года назад +194

    DRAMA MONDAYS ON FRIDAY ARE BACK BABY

    • @tanavk8255
      @tanavk8255 3 года назад +2

      It's not Friday it's Sunday lol

    • @nsalegit9482
      @nsalegit9482 3 года назад +2

      PRESENT DAY, PRESENT TIME HAHAHAHA

    • @shadecassidy4275
      @shadecassidy4275 3 года назад

      gives me time to be pissed about the drama oin monday! genius!

    • @J--Dubs
      @J--Dubs 3 года назад

      And Fridays with PewDiePie are on Mondays and Tuesdays, so everything evens out.

    • @Oreli
      @Oreli 3 года назад

      HERE COMES THE MONEY

  • @LuxCirilo
    @LuxCirilo 2 года назад +2

    These are the videos I watch while taking a dump... it is a compliment

  • @goober9446
    @goober9446 3 года назад +8

    I think there always a miscalculation on Anthony's part, instead of adding the x0.3 bonus he accidentally subtracted it. That would mean you originally got a ten out of ten before the the bonus, making your real score 13/10

  • @jaelonsanders5878
    @jaelonsanders5878 3 года назад +882

    “Hey man don’t play that album yet I gotta watch Fantano’s vid on whether or not I like it or not.”

    • @ATTENTIONseekinggaming
      @ATTENTIONseekinggaming 3 года назад +8

      idk why people hating on criticisms

    • @TheRetrospect
      @TheRetrospect 3 года назад +76

      @@ATTENTIONseekinggaming It's not the criticism. It's the fan base. All of his fans don't have their own opinions on music, they just agree with whatever their idol says.

    • @raulcaba5552
      @raulcaba5552 3 года назад +4

      @@TheRetrospect At least his opinion is good. These kids could be listening to trash opinions instead you know.

    • @orangejoe54
      @orangejoe54 3 года назад +61

      I feel like his taste is a lot more consistent than other reviewers, but it's far enough removed from my own that his ratings are essentially useless to me

    • @pineapplepenguin1759
      @pineapplepenguin1759 3 года назад

      @@TheSCPStudio No, thats just his actuall opinions

  • @kodi494
    @kodi494 3 года назад +247

    “Don’t drop me on the floor in the grocery store” 😂😂😂😂

  • @randomguyontheinternet7940
    @randomguyontheinternet7940 3 года назад +42

    As a fellow rap-ist I agree with Dunkey wholeheartedly.

    • @user-zg6zo5sq4z
      @user-zg6zo5sq4z 3 года назад +1

      so
      you rap and cry that no one will hear it

  • @nexonus9513
    @nexonus9513 2 года назад +2

    I have just now realized he did not actually make a video reviewing donkeys songs

    • @Saulsexz
      @Saulsexz 2 года назад

      He did he just never gave em a score

  • @diavolokingofcrimson7348
    @diavolokingofcrimson7348 3 года назад +1628

    “This is like that time Dunkey beat Eminem in a rap battle”
    -Gex

    • @hyde4004
      @hyde4004 3 года назад +20

      This is meta as fuck

    • @SomeOne-hs8fd
      @SomeOne-hs8fd 3 года назад +4

      GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM

    • @CptPrice-qr6ng
      @CptPrice-qr6ng 2 года назад +5

      Rap license? What for?

    • @hyde4004
      @hyde4004 2 года назад +3

      @@firstlast4688 i see

    • @maxpla9359
      @maxpla9359 2 года назад +1

      @@CptPrice-qr6ng Dunk rap is tough. Old school tough. 9.8/10. It has a little something for everyone.

  • @Heebie-Deebies
    @Heebie-Deebies 3 года назад +195

    "Y'know, I was really feeling a strong 7 on Dunkey's song, but after hearing Dunkey explain the complexities that are simply beyond my mortal comprehension and realising how much of a sheer creative genius Dunkey truly is, I'm feeling a light 6"
    -Fanthony Antano, who works for IGN

  • @elaguilanegra1356
    @elaguilanegra1356 2 года назад +2

    Dunkey is just one step ahead, future generations will listen to his master crafted lyrical content with awe and pitty for Mr. Foundation and this shameful seven.
    For real, best rapper of this realm our monkey brains can't comprehend the exquisite material the equidae can craft

  • @klonoa_thecabbitanimations2515
    @klonoa_thecabbitanimations2515 3 года назад +15

    “This is like seeing, petah guy and his friends fighting Joe sawson at James Earl Jone’s house!” - Gex

  • @adumbadam8128
    @adumbadam8128 3 года назад +684

    Jermaine “dunkey” cole is criminally underrated by watermelons everywhere. Truly a sad time for rapping and food fans :/

    • @chubbybrock
      @chubbybrock 3 года назад

      Huh? You mean rapid rhyming?

  • @harveyfleck2215
    @harveyfleck2215 3 года назад +150

    My friend preformed This is A Chicken Wing at our talent show and got a standing ovation.

    • @Atlas-Heisenberg_756
      @Atlas-Heisenberg_756 3 года назад +7

      Tell me you’re not joking

    • @tristandahn2284
      @tristandahn2284 3 года назад

      Well yes... it is a very revolutionary piece, that was actually the first strand-type music video ever.

  • @christophervergerio5443
    @christophervergerio5443 3 года назад

    Dunkey you have really cheered me up today

  • @snocoldman
    @snocoldman 2 года назад +4

    3:48 Do ya like this video? 😀
    dOn’t crii 🥺

  • @youtubeneedstochange4414
    @youtubeneedstochange4414 3 года назад +150

    When he said "Drama Monday" I immediately felt my heart race out of pure fear and excitement.

  • @gpmegaman
    @gpmegaman 3 года назад +393

    A minute of jokes, a weirdly comprehensive breakdown of Don Drapers character, then another minute of jokes, dunkey truly provides content unlike any other RUclipsr

    • @Scroolewse
      @Scroolewse 2 года назад +23

      I loved that bit about Don Draper. Dunkey has demonstrated what a connoisseur he is only a few times, but I fucking love the way he talks about films and stuff. he really knows his stuff

    • @sekiro7397
      @sekiro7397 8 месяцев назад

      @@Scroolewseoh yeah his film criticism and reviews are great

  • @afacelessuser
    @afacelessuser Год назад +2

    dunkey should make an album titled "life after knack"

  • @mcnamaraky
    @mcnamaraky 3 года назад +21

    "A new genre called *rapid rhyming.* " What a genius, who else but dunkey could invent an entirely new genre of music all these years after music was first released in early access?

  • @KalebC4
    @KalebC4 3 года назад +170

    Fantano just can’t appreciate Dunkey because he’s the first Strand-type rapper

  • @Cyberleak
    @Cyberleak 3 года назад +289

    "This is a Chicken Wing" changed my life.

  • @FlorianEagox
    @FlorianEagox 2 года назад +9

    Dunkey is truly the greatest critic critic of all time

  • @E111DOG
    @E111DOG 3 года назад +1

    Idk how donkey continues to make each video of his better than the last

  • @davidagainyt4776
    @davidagainyt4776 3 года назад +193

    " It's very strand like in that sense" lmao

    • @QuanTrietLOL
      @QuanTrietLOL 3 года назад

      It's incredible how he still pull that out