I remember having a character who was dual wielding a pickaxe and a woodcutter axe. That was actually pretty epic and made me think of Eragon's bro who wields a hammer
imagine you're a powerful soldier in some corrupt king's army and you get bodied by a guy with a hammer man, that book series is WILD, part of me wonders what Chris P. was smoking when he wrote them.
The dawnguard axe disrespect is unreal. It looks smooth, the colours are bright and have a nice contrast to them, the carving looks great. Top tier design
Idk I kinda hate it. I think the blade (?) part of the axe is far too small (it honestly kinda looks like a fancy woodcutters axe), and the shape is pretty strange to me. The carvings look great though.
The goat uploaded !! So I busted out my old 360 about 4 months ago and started playing Skyrim for the first time ever ! And bro I’ve been hooked ! I’m lvl 30 now beat the main quest but still can’t get enough of the game it’s something to look forward too after practice 💯 keep up the great content my guy and happy I found your channel
Actually really like the dwarven battle axe, or whatever the big one is called. It's a bit blocky, but realistically, that's a perfect spot to grab if you need to no longer have your axe imbedded in someone's chest
Hey man I love your Skyrim content. Do you think you could do a unique weapons ranked based on appearance at some point? Thanks a bunch I hope you gain a bunch of subscribers you deserve it bro
7:54 I could never take glass war ax seriously. It looks like an Orlesian escaped Dragon Age: Inquisition to fight the dragon born with his/her mask. Good vid
I was gonna say something about the steel axes being over the dragonbone battle axe, but then I saw that you put my absolute favorite weapon in Skyrim at number one so I literally cannot argue with you now because you’re objectively correct.
There is that special version of a woodcutters axe that can be found at the bandit hideout "Halted Stream Camp" near Whiterun, one of them always has it with him. I dual-wielded this "Poachers Axe" with the "Ancient Nordic Pickaxe" from the Dawnguard DLC; that was a fun playthrough :D
Yeah, daedric axes look stupid and would make horrible weapons that would get stuck in people with all the saw teeth, and then you accidentally spear yourself with the backend when when you pull too hard trying to get it unstuck. Personally I like the ones that look like real useable weapons, like the dawnguard, steel, and ebony. The Nordic Battle axe would look awesome iiiif…. They turned the blade upside down (or right side up, because the actual axe looks like the blade was made upside down just to be different). If that was done it would be the slickest axe in the game. Unfortunately the Nordic war axe is just dumb.
Axes looking bulky at the end is not bad, It is actually the point. Axes job is not cutting like swords but chopping and for that the heavier the blade the better. That is the point. Center of the mass should be at the blade for stronger chop.
The thing about the "glass" weapons and armor in skyrim aren't actually made out of glass, its made out of malachite which is green, still not a good material to make weapons but it doesn't sound as dumb as glass armor weapons. On my first playthrough i literally bought glass (misc) thinking thats what i need to make glass weapons, i know... Dumb of me to think that but you can't blame me, the name is misleading
"wow, I can't believe all these weapons designed to be wielded by using momentum to hack through material such as armor and bone with great force are so top heavy, ugly design"
Just wondering if you will revisit the rankings since the Creation Club Gold, Dark and Madness armour sets and weapons habe been introduced in a free update to Skyrim Special Edition?
Honest question here, no flame. Why in Boethiah's shit did you choose the shadow of a gate in Windhelm to display these weapons? They are all dark and the colors are a bit more washed than they should be. Also man, War Axe users got fucked in Skyrim, our only "unique" option is Dawnguard Axes.
The only thing as good as an axe is a warhammer, it is like an axe, but it goes *_BONK!_* stead of *_THUNK, slice_* , and because of that they are both tied for first place, just depends on what you like more.
So how does the drainblood axe get on here as well as the ancient nord battle axe? Its the same thing but recolored to be transparent. You broke your own rule with that ranking. "Chill rend is the same as glass sword but recolored" seems a bit biased !
I like the 1H and 2H dragonbone axe, the designs are a nice blend of simple and savage, some of these fancier axes look like you're fighting with a precious antique more than a weapon made for combat
It would be funny if you could have your character just carry around a hunk of wood with iron banding attached to it, enchant it to your liking, improve it at a blacksmith to Legendary condition and simply call it "Plank."
I love how it looks, it's like a beautiful glass sceptre of death. The battle axe is one sided and it also looks amazing so I also kind of agree with you.
Deadric battle axe: edgy guitar without the strings
Really? I thought the ebony battle axe fell for the guitar category. I mean have you seen how big that axe is
That weapon you bear from oblivion is it? By the divines where did you get that.
@@SyTheSlime At a random concert where the guitarist got a bit angry.
I like that about it
I remember having a character who was dual wielding a pickaxe and a woodcutter axe. That was actually pretty epic and made me think of Eragon's bro who wields a hammer
Holy shit I remember that!!!! I’m officially doing this build now
My main man Roran
Epic reference bro, read the first books so much.
imagine you're a powerful soldier in some corrupt king's army and you get bodied by a guy with a hammer
man, that book series is WILD, part of me wonders what Chris P. was smoking when he wrote them.
@@lsswappedcessna i dont know what He was was Smoking but i want 5hat shit too 😂
ebony war axe first person mode is holy
Looks like trash
Dwarven war axe master race
@@bgggsht this would be so funny if this wad d&d
Ebony war axe really beautiful, even in 3d person
The ebony war axe is the reason I would make a Kratos build
Before these rankings I never noticed how detailed the weapons are
The headsman's axe being so low is an absolute crime
The dawnguard axe disrespect is unreal. It looks smooth, the colours are bright and have a nice contrast to them, the carving looks great. Top tier design
Idk I kinda hate it. I think the blade (?) part of the axe is far too small (it honestly kinda looks like a fancy woodcutters axe), and the shape is pretty strange to me. The carvings look great though.
I don’t know why, but I find just “BA” absurdly funny
Not gonna lie, the Dawnguard axe looks like an Machete
No it dossent in my opinion anyway
More like a CLEAVER, you mean.
The goat uploaded !! So I busted out my old 360 about 4 months ago and started playing Skyrim for the first time ever ! And bro I’ve been hooked ! I’m lvl 30 now beat the main quest but still can’t get enough of the game it’s something to look forward too after practice 💯 keep up the great content my guy and happy I found your channel
Actually really like the dwarven battle axe, or whatever the big one is called. It's a bit blocky, but realistically, that's a perfect spot to grab if you need to no longer have your axe imbedded in someone's chest
I've become addicted to your videos I hope you'll make a discord so people can discuss your lists :)
Hey man I love your Skyrim content. Do you think you could do a unique weapons ranked based on appearance at some point? Thanks a bunch I hope you gain a bunch of subscribers you deserve it bro
7:54 I could never take glass war ax seriously. It looks like an Orlesian escaped Dragon Age: Inquisition to fight the dragon born with his/her mask. Good vid
I was gonna say something about the steel axes being over the dragonbone battle axe, but then I saw that you put my absolute favorite weapon in Skyrim at number one so I literally cannot argue with you now because you’re objectively correct.
There is that special version of a woodcutters axe that can be found at the bandit hideout "Halted Stream Camp" near Whiterun, one of them always has it with him.
I dual-wielded this "Poachers Axe" with the "Ancient Nordic Pickaxe" from the Dawnguard DLC; that was a fun playthrough :D
The pickaxe is from Dragonborn DLC, not Dawnguard DLC.
@@arthjain2946 You are correct :P
dual wield ebony waraxe in first person is so fucking cool bro
You should put what number they are so we actually know how high up exactly something is up the list
So this is how vanilla weapons look.
Yeah, daedric axes look stupid and would make horrible weapons that would get stuck in people with all the saw teeth, and then you accidentally spear yourself with the backend when when you pull too hard trying to get it unstuck.
Personally I like the ones that look like real useable weapons, like the dawnguard, steel, and ebony. The Nordic Battle axe would look awesome iiiif…. They turned the blade upside down (or right side up, because the actual axe looks like the blade was made upside down just to be different). If that was done it would be the slickest axe in the game. Unfortunately the Nordic war axe is just dumb.
You know I never noticed how bird imagery on elven weaponary until you pointed it out. Guess I never spent much time looking at elven weapons.
Iron War Axe : "It's ok, just a normal axe"
4 and a half minutes later
Steel War Axe : "A good solid Axe"
Stupid idea but you should rank all the Skyrim food
Ebony Battleaxe is a god tier looking weapon.
The murder drown bite me
How the heck is the Glass WA so high in the ranking? It doesn’t even look like an axe 😑
you must have missed the part where he said it was "his opinion"
@@thecrudest147 lol and? People are allowed to disagree too
It looks like some kind of final Fantasyish or dragon questish magic stick. Change my mind.
Love the rankings, keep it up!
Rank your rankings videos
Best to best
I love these videos. Another banger
Long brow: I cant say hell cuz I dont cuss
Also Long brow: B A L L S
I'm almost certain the Dragonbone axe blades are made out of the dragons shoulder blades
Enchant your dwarven war axe with lightning and call it stormbreaker 👌
"the design almost makes me wanna take off my clothes and dance in the rain"
Axes looking bulky at the end is not bad, It is actually the point. Axes job is not cutting like swords but chopping and for that the heavier the blade the better. That is the point. Center of the mass should be at the blade for stronger chop.
Please rank the roofs of skyrim from worst to best
Awesome! And also, enjoy your vacation! 😁
you make me happy when you post
The thing about the "glass" weapons and armor in skyrim aren't actually made out of glass, its made out of malachite which is green, still not a good material to make weapons but it doesn't sound as dumb as glass armor weapons. On my first playthrough i literally bought glass (misc) thinking thats what i need to make glass weapons, i know... Dumb of me to think that but you can't blame me, the name is misleading
Tell me the Dragonbone Warhammer doesn't look like a Dovah Toy
What is your preset for your character? She looks great!
"wow, I can't believe all these weapons designed to be wielded by using momentum to hack through material such as armor and bone with great force are so top heavy, ugly design"
I would usually disagree but today I want to comment you good bro?
Just wondering if you will revisit the rankings since the Creation Club Gold, Dark and Madness armour sets and weapons habe been introduced in a free update to Skyrim Special Edition?
Hyped for the maces video🔥
My watching this: "are these some sort of unmodded weapons im to much of a PC player to understand?"
What about the woodcutters friend ??
I hope ES6 goes for more practical weapon designs and not inflatable poof sticks.
I recently found your channel, and I adore it ahaaaa, I hope you're doing well!
Iron War Axe is the best easily.
So, you're a Stormcloak?
Please tell me you're joking, it looks so bland and boring
I never knew that pickaxe counts as axe
Honest question here, no flame. Why in Boethiah's shit did you choose the shadow of a gate in Windhelm to display these weapons? They are all dark and the colors are a bit more washed than they should be.
Also man, War Axe users got fucked in Skyrim, our only "unique" option is Dawnguard Axes.
I would put the rueful axe at number one, it's just beautiful I love it, I just wish it was good, and that you wouldn't have to kill a dog to get it.
Amazing video
I like all these even if i dont use
Great video have a nice time at the beach
Bruv don’t cry tonight because we’re mean. We love you
Why do you keep saying embroidery instead of engraving?
The only thing as good as an axe is a warhammer, it is like an axe, but it goes *_BONK!_* stead of *_THUNK, slice_* , and because of that they are both tied for first place, just depends on what you like more.
I love these videos
DG War axe is godly
What about war hammers
Ebony now what I would give to have that
I have a real quick question. Why do you not like ancient Nordic stuff but like edgy stuff I think it’s kinda edgy
Once you rank everything you'll have to rank your ranking videos. then everything will have come full circle and there will be balance once more
Pickaxe best Axe, let’s go!
I was gonna leave a like, but after putting the Headman’s Axe so low, I’m just gonna leave a comment instead😤
Aye there's a good reason i enchanted an ebony battleaxe with flame and named it Sauron. Just saying
Also, still missed my amber bois
This man just said he doesn’t curse 💀
Yes Longbrow, they look like axes because they are axes
Axes are fine... but Greatswords tho
Amazing video
The ebony war axe is my fauvorite of them all. But I respect your opinnions.
I’m aboutta bust
It's a shame the rueful axe has crappy stats because I love the design
I have never used it as IM NOT KILLING A DOG
Bruh when he ranks staves we all know sanguine Ross will win
wow new vid
So how does the drainblood axe get on here as well as the ancient nord battle axe? Its the same thing but recolored to be transparent. You broke your own rule with that ranking. "Chill rend is the same as glass sword but recolored" seems a bit biased !
The Glass war axe looks like it was made by a person who plays way too much cards. Like what was the reason besides making it look dumb?
Niiice
How dare you say the Headsman axe is boring :(
I'm telling Ahtar on you >:(
The daedric weapons look like crap. The little split of the blade around the handle, garbage 🗑
engraving, not embroidering
Um sir its pronounced stave's
Second nice video
Double sided axes didn't exist
Well you are very wrong.
Personally I think stalhrim is the ugliest in every category
first
the 2d
113th
Wuthrad for the win people wanna kill thalmor fast wanna be a badass Use wuthrad
this guy only know how to trash talk?
Yea
....literally all of the ebony weapons look so stupid imo... but that just shows that everybodys taste is different lol
Actually a pick axe does have a thick heavy handle. It’s only purpose is to break stone!
Finallu
Glass battleaxe 4eva
Then dragonbone axes
Then ebony for everything it offers
Can’t wait to hear what he has to say about the Dragonbone Warhammer. Literally just a femur.
Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough...
The Stahlrim Warhammer is just a chunk of ice on a stick
@@xanderdaniels8284 both the mace and the war hammer actually😁
Bonus points if your dragonborn is dressed in chef's clothing
More like dragon boner axe
The thing we can learn from Skyrim weapons ranked:
*Edgy = nice*
I like the 1H and 2H dragonbone axe, the designs are a nice blend of simple and savage, some of these fancier axes look like you're fighting with a precious antique more than a weapon made for combat
They remind me of a dried mango seed
The war axe looks like a shoulder blade. Like a dragon's shoulder blade. Because it's a bone. That came from a dragon.
Man, I don't think I've ever disagreed this much with a tier list before lmao
The inconsistency is annoying like he hates some axe features but like others which are super similar ugh
How can you put orcish 1h below iron 1h this foo crazy lmao
Shoot I was looking forward to where you would rank the woodsmans friend.
Fun fact bout the headsmans axe, is that it actually has a longer reach than other battleaxes
It would be funny if you could have your character just carry around a hunk of wood with iron banding attached to it, enchant it to your liking, improve it at a blacksmith to Legendary condition and simply call it "Plank."
Omg imagine having a tackhammer in Skyrim with the Ed Edd n Eddy plank model
Coyotes fan eh
@@Draftspike Painfully and loyally so, yes. Someone needs to support the NHL team no one wants. Lol..
@@GlidingZephyr fair enough. I’m a bruins fan and honestly all I feel is pain rn
@@Draftspike Oof. Yeah, I saw the seventh game of the Bruins vs. Hurricanes series, the other day.
If glass axe was 1 sided it would be better
I love how it looks, it's like a beautiful glass sceptre of death. The battle axe is one sided and it also looks amazing so I also kind of agree with you.
I will always find it weird that the wood axe has a handful of unique killcams