One time, I killed a dragon outside of Whiterun, and IMMEDIATELY afterwards, one of the guards that helped me said "Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll."
Just started the game but had a lot of prior knowledge: I go to falkreath and a dragon sweeps in and attacks so the guards and I take it out and after on of them goes “if those white run guards can take out a dragon so can we” then they all stand around and comment on how they’ve never seen anything like it.
I love how when you assassinate the Emperor of Tamriel, nobody cares, but the second you kill a chicken, you get a bounty on your head and the scathing hatred of all the Guards within the vicinity
I can’t believe I just watched a 5 hour pyrocynical video about a Finnish fever dream and moved right over to a 10 minute video about a Skyrim fever dream.
LOL This is the video I needed to see this morning to start my day! (Although how could you kill poor Sofie's dog?) I also love your vampire character! My favorite Skyrim moment that I've had was when I was floating around as a vampire lord and some bandit came up to try and mug me. XD
I keep having the same thing with the Ebony Mail Normal brawl, easy wins, except for when it thinks I’m in danger, hurts everyone around me, and causes the whole town to go up in arms
The fucking LOOK that blood dragon gave you at 5:10 had me DYING. He looks like a confused-yet-grumpy cat. He's so perplexed at how his frost breath attack did NOTHING to this puny mortal! He's going "oh shit maybe I fucked up." just something about his expression is just _so fucking funny!_
Fighting cultists in one town. Using Unrelenting Force. Guard - Please stop shouting. Also in same fight accidently hit someone Guard- You are under arrest (like you couldn't arrest evil cultists)
Arngeir: “Your destiny is surely bound up with the return of the dragons. You should focus on honing your Voice, and soon your pa---“ Inigo: “Whyyy are you carrying around human flesh?! EECH!”
I saw a courier get killed the last time I played because the moron approached me in Falkreath while a dragon was attacking. Saw it happen with a guard in Morthal a while back, too 😂
@@greasyweeb I thought so. Idk what happened with this one. I've been doing way too much with mods in the past few years, though. Maybe that's why? I still have no idea...
The imperials on the way to whiterun came up to me while I was afk and got mad. I ran to the nearest guard for help but he was hostile too. I can never go back to Honningbrew Meadery
Should've shown a moment we're all familiar with your fighting a dragon or giant or whatever then you get the kill animation just to have the arrow fly way past the dragon and hit some poor rabbit running away
I gave a glass dagger to my daughter. She also have a pet rabbit. After I gave her the new dagger, she immediately went to the cellar to practice hitting on the target puppet. She swung and swung then she hit her pet rabbit with her glass dagger. Blood splattered all over the floor. Then she just look at her bunny pet awkwardly while still in a combat pose
There was a funny moment when I was walking around Haafingar, a dragon appeared, flew over me (I was level 50+) and immediately flew off into the mountains.
That Falkreath guard is one hellish annoyance. I paralyze him with the Ultimate Paralysis Spell, that lasts more than a day, and everytime I return, the same stupid question, k... "The only dog I see out here is you". Why Bethesda didn't add a way to be sarcastic all the time, I don't know. Very limited options of sarcasm, aside from some of the Daedric Princes and the Dark Brotherhood. Those cursed Volkihar vampires don't respect you, even after you killed Harkon, and will not hesitate to attack, if provoked. Time for a purification.
Just answer the fucking question! It takes about three seconds, you get the quest which you can then ignore and all is fine. The way you do it, It seems like you want that interaction to occur again.
@@IdiotamSpielen Since you don't know my playstyle, it's reasonable for you to be thinking that. I "make the bed" in my saves, before doing anything less important. By that, I mean progressing one or two stages of the main questlines, except for the Thieves Guild and the Companions, and not tarnishing my journal with some minor quests. See, I don't appreciate controlling one that undermines herself on mediocre affairs for some random fools. That's why I haven't killed the guard, yet, or accepted the question.
@@IdiotamSpielen The quest*. Instead of doing the Thieves Guild questline, I eliminate them, after they exhausted their usefulness, and the Companions are insignificant, once you're a vampire.
One time, I killed a dragon outside of Whiterun, and IMMEDIATELY afterwards, one of the guards that helped me said "Let me guess, somebody stole your sweet roll."
"Yes. The dragon did."
I killed a dragon in front of a guard and he told me my fancy magic doesn't impress him
Just started the game but had a lot of prior knowledge: I go to falkreath and a dragon sweeps in and attacks so the guards and I take it out and after on of them goes “if those white run guards can take out a dragon so can we” then they all stand around and comment on how they’ve never seen anything like it.
I killed a dragon in the middle of the seige on solitude . I didn't know it was possible but the imperials we were killing were surprised
@@marshspy use some mods
*Did you see a dog out there?*
No dogs but I did see some wolves
Saw a dragon.
(backs out of conversation)
@@aaronjonessonofindianajones *did you see a dog out there?*
Quicksaving...
"I can't believe it ! You must be : Dragonborn !... *Did you see a dog out there ?* "
I killed a dragon in front of a guard and he told me my fancy magic doesn't impress him
Certified Skyrim moment
So you can cast a few spells, Am I supposed to be impressed ?
I am sure he could kill a dragon if he didn’t took that arrow to the knee
" so you're the one casting those illusions. Impressive"
Character: *Bisects a man with a greatsword*
Guard: Stahp dat...
A normal day in Skyrim.
The guard in question is his personal bodyguard no less.
I choked on my strawberry when that happened 😂😂😂
" by order of the jarl, stop right there. You have committed crimes against skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense"?
"Stop that! ... Ah whatever..."
Master Neloth is always a joy to behold
One of the best NPCs!
The Greybeards won't even give a second to let u get up 😭
Nope :(
They're relentless
They really got that unrelenting force in them
They are level 100, also they know most of the badass shouts so better to be careful with your hands.
I love how when you assassinate the Emperor of Tamriel, nobody cares, but the second you kill a chicken, you get a bounty on your head and the scathing hatred of all the Guards within the vicinity
That's true but one question
Did you see a dog out there?
The funniest thing I’ve ever read was a letter during the Thieves Guild quest line that called an Argonian “That damn lizard” 😂
Lmaoooo I know what you’re talking about too 😂
It’s about Gulum-Ei or whatever his name is I think
Do you need something?
Do you need something?
Do you need something?
I am your sword and your shield.
Do you need something?
I'm sworn to carry your burdens
Do you need something
Did you see a dog out there? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
5:10 mans said: (Ⓘ ︹ Ⓘ)
2:23 That man is definitely contemplating life every night.
That Nazeem suplex killed me at work, like literal tears! Lmao
4:40 you fell for his trap! He was planning on asking that in different directions to see if he got a response
"maybe a hearty nord like you doesn't need a cure-all"
Arcadia says to the naked argonian standing on her counter
dude, i had her say that to my *dark elf* 😂
I think Todd Howard knew what he was doing when he had the clothes designed!
:))
0:59 Dragonborn: **literally kills a powerful wyvern that threatened the village/kingdom**
Random guard: did you see a dog out there?
3:16 Best part lmao
Whenever I walk into an Inn Serana will start drinking and partying as if she isn't a vampire.
I was mining some stone and she started mining it as well
What I think she's trying to do, is to try and blend in and see what human fun is like. (Considering if she's still a vampire)
I already know this is gonna be a banger
Banger? C'mon bro... I hardly know her.
Perverts have managed to reach a new level of pathetic in this age
She's right though, a strong drink does chase off the chill in the air 😭
Indeed
"Ive been looking for you. Got something ... your eyes only. Lets see here."
I can’t believe I just watched a 5 hour pyrocynical video about a Finnish fever dream and moved right over to a 10 minute video about a Skyrim fever dream.
LOL This is the video I needed to see this morning to start my day! (Although how could you kill poor Sofie's dog?)
I also love your vampire character! My favorite Skyrim moment that I've had was when I was floating around as a vampire lord and some bandit came up to try and mug me. XD
Happy you like it!
that happened to me as a werewolf. full dialouge and everything lol. i just bitch slapped him snd he went flying
I keep having the same thing with the Ebony Mail
Normal brawl, easy wins, except for when it thinks I’m in danger, hurts everyone around me, and causes the whole town to go up in arms
i love it when your minding your own business and then a guard randomly comes up too you and says "let me guess someone stole your sweetroll"
Its the randomness and bugs and also some glithches that make this game perfect with some comedic ingridient
Orthjolf: You can't trust a word that comes out of Vingalmo's mouth...
YT captions: You can't trust a word that comes out of Karma's mouth...
I kind of like how they animated a character turning and walking away from you. It is so exaggerated 😂
Not even the words comedy gold can describe this game😂
"Never should have come here!!"
That zoom-in on the dragon's face 5:00 lmaooo
He really went:
Ꙩ---------Ꙩ
V------V
that def jam: vendetta style suplex @ 2:57. lmfaoooo viscioussss
The fucking LOOK that blood dragon gave you at 5:10 had me DYING. He looks like a confused-yet-grumpy cat. He's so perplexed at how his frost breath attack did NOTHING to this puny mortal! He's going "oh shit maybe I fucked up." just something about his expression is just _so fucking funny!_
Calm down
My personal favorite is when paarhanax's skeleton haunts you wherever you go.
Damn I chose to let him live. Will slay him next time
The gratuitous mudcrab murder is peak fire yo.
2:33 I burst out laughing when I witness this man spoke slurs to the dark elves 😭😭
" strong drink will chase off that chill in the air" 😂😂😂😂 girl wtf
7:35 😂skeever hole of a city😂 i was not expecting that kid to say that at all
The bard starting to play was pure nostalgia
1:15 How in Talos did that kid get Emperor Parasol Moss??? You can only get that on the giant mushrooms on Solstheim.
Milk Drinker is a wild insult...
I haven't been this early before OMG also love the ytp editing style
Happy to hear!
Having to get into Castle Volkihar with my trusty wooden plate
Hes onto something with this dog thing
That emperor parasol moss only shows up in solstheim
Fun fact: if you can fully just murder the two companions who are fighting when you first enter Jorrvaskr, and you won’t get a bounty.
Guard might get nervous a man approaches with a weapon drawn
2:35 thats just based and necessary. Imagine thinking its weird to oppose an occupation or replacement
Slamming nazeem destroyed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
It was inevitable...
"Body's still warm" moment, this game
1:49 made me lmao. Stop That.
I always laugh when you jump on to a dragons head and all it has to do is just throw you if it wanted too
Ikr!
this game is not only the best game ever made but the funniest as well
Fighting cultists in one town. Using Unrelenting Force.
Guard - Please stop shouting.
Also in same fight accidently hit someone
Guard- You are under arrest (like you couldn't arrest evil cultists)
Skyrim logic for ya
Arngeir: “Your destiny is surely bound up with the return of the dragons. You should focus on honing your Voice, and soon your pa---“
Inigo: “Whyyy are you carrying around human flesh?! EECH!”
wait... GUARDS HAVE A DIFF DIALOG THEN JUST "wait i know. all right then"!!!!!!!!
5:02 Why was this actually so funny?! 😂
1:10 has me in stitches
2:00 looked so perfect and wrong at the same time
Guy tried mugging me while I was fighting a dragon. Zero situational awareness. Idiot was being scorched by the flames but still wanted my money.
Classic Skyrim moment
I saw a courier get killed the last time I played because the moron approached me in Falkreath while a dragon was attacking. Saw it happen with a guard in Morthal a while back, too 😂
aren't couriers essential?
@@greasyweeb I thought so. Idk what happened with this one. I've been doing way too much with mods in the past few years, though. Maybe that's why? I still have no idea...
@@southerncatlady unless it was that bosmer courier who isnt a real courier but just exists for you to rob
The imperials on the way to whiterun came up to me while I was afk and got mad. I ran to the nearest guard for help but he was hostile too. I can never go back to Honningbrew Meadery
2:36 im one of them grey skins and he completely ecnores that fact and treats me like a nord is that a bug? lol 😂
2:58 Did he just suplex that guy wtf hahaha
7:40 Boethia has his soul now
"No lolly gaggin"
a kid see you killed a dragon in front of him, the same kid "wow, did you really kill a dragon?"
Kids are always confused ya know
THE FUCKING SUPLEX 😂😂😂
I lost it at 3:55 💀
Khajiit’s be moonwalking
3:55 okay this made me laugh 😭
Dragon be like 😮 5:09
Did u see dog out there?
All right, then.
You left out the part where you can pickpocket brairhearts from the forsworn and they just die on the spot
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee
13 years. Can't wait for the 15th anniversary edition
Same, can't wait for the 0 updates Todd will add + a new refridgerator port
1:19 i died
Should've shown a moment we're all familiar with your fighting a dragon or giant or whatever then you get the kill animation just to have the arrow fly way past the dragon and hit some poor rabbit running away
6:58
Finally 🙂
Now get lost! 😠
Hate him...
I sometimes used Neloth's elevator to deal myself a lot of damage, then leveled Resto by healing myself.
nice, I love these goofy vids
I gave a glass dagger to my daughter. She also have a pet rabbit.
After I gave her the new dagger, she immediately went to the cellar to practice hitting on the target puppet.
She swung and swung then she hit her pet rabbit with her glass dagger. Blood splattered all over the floor. Then she just look at her bunny pet awkwardly while still in a combat pose
2:57 *JOHN CENA!!!*
Hey Pa! I got you something. Hope you like it.
- *slides over a note saying DID YOU SEE A DOG OUT THERE?*
2:57 SUPLEX!!!!!!!!
2:41 mememememememememe
Going through my first run of Skyrim, and I have not seen as much jank and bugs as I heard so much about.
I laughed while eating and inhaled some crumbs, choked a bit, but it was worth it
This game’s glitches and bugs make them more fun.
Dunno if that's true, but Skyrim certainly is the game of all time...
the suplex was personal lmao
It always is.
It just works
i killed a bandit and they said "DEATH IS OVER-RATED!!" while falling off the bridge (i was on one of those stone outposts near whiterun)
Gosh, this is beautiful.
Fighting dragons as a melee build is more annoying than fun imho
Fighting dragons in Skyrim is annoying with any build...
There was a funny moment when I was walking around Haafingar, a dragon appeared, flew over me (I was level 50+) and immediately flew off into the mountains.
That Falkreath guard is one hellish annoyance.
I paralyze him with the Ultimate Paralysis Spell, that lasts more than a day, and everytime I return, the same stupid question, k...
"The only dog I see out here is you". Why Bethesda didn't add a way to be sarcastic all the time, I don't know.
Very limited options of sarcasm, aside from some of the Daedric Princes and the Dark Brotherhood.
Those cursed Volkihar vampires don't respect you, even after you killed Harkon, and will not hesitate to attack, if provoked. Time for a purification.
Noone in Skyrim respects you, even if you save them from a world eating dragon...
@@ThatsCoolDude
Bend Will easily makes them rethink their opinion, k...
Just answer the fucking question! It takes about three seconds, you get the quest which you can then ignore and all is fine. The way you do it, It seems like you want that interaction to occur again.
@@IdiotamSpielen
Since you don't know my playstyle, it's reasonable for you to be thinking that.
I "make the bed" in my saves, before doing anything less important. By that, I mean progressing one or two stages of the main questlines, except for the Thieves Guild and the Companions, and not tarnishing my journal with some minor quests.
See, I don't appreciate controlling one that undermines herself on mediocre affairs for some random fools. That's why I haven't killed the guard, yet, or accepted the question.
@@IdiotamSpielen
The quest*.
Instead of doing the Thieves Guild questline, I eliminate them, after they exhausted their usefulness, and the Companions are insignificant, once you're a vampire.
Never heard of anyone treating a game like an individual entity based on the personality of its mechanical singularities. Should do more videos on it
I've seen the vast majority of games being treated like this by their fanbase, especially bethesda titles!
*is literally getting stabbed and decapitated* "be careful"