Top 15 Jokes in English: Can you understand them?

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  • Опубликовано: 15 окт 2024

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  • @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
    @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa  3 года назад +364

    What time did the man go to the dentist? Let me know in the comments! 😊Continue learning English with me by downloading my free ebook "5 Steps to Becoming a Confident English Speaker" 👉 www.speakenglishwithvanessa.com/free-ebook ❤️
    >>SHOUT OUT to my amazing student Silvia in Uruguay for hand-knitting the beautiful pink poncho in this video. You rock, Silvia!!!😍

    • @sudipkhadka1300
      @sudipkhadka1300 3 года назад +9

      You are such a great teacher🔥
      Love your videos from Nepal 🇳🇵❤️

    • @hwangyookim8482
      @hwangyookim8482 3 года назад +14

      Todays lesson was funny and much of the American Jokes introduced this time were closely contact with the pronunciation skills. So possibly I guess the man came to the dentist at “two thirty p.m.” (: Endless Thank You Vanessa and Dan. !

    • @selamlethiopa9898
      @selamlethiopa9898 3 года назад +2

      Thank you so much vanessa 🙏

    • @ahmedibrahimhassan941
      @ahmedibrahimhassan941 3 года назад +2

      Thanks for this hilarious lesson, the man went to the dentist at a time he had a toothache, that why he went to the dentist. May God bless you and your family and keep you safe.

    • @jolietuong9852
      @jolietuong9852 3 года назад +1

      When he is too hurry ?

  • @EnglishwithLucy
    @EnglishwithLucy 3 года назад +1602

    OMG Vanessa these are ridiculous 😂 I LOVE silly jokes! My fave is definitely the field one 🤣 Such a useful video

  • @danielweko7348
    @danielweko7348 3 года назад +718

    - I will not pay the bill!
    - Why not?.. you ordered 42 coffee.
    - I said 4 tea, 2 coffee...

  • @Namrevlis1938
    @Namrevlis1938 3 года назад +63

    Vanessa, I'm an American living in Antalya, Turkey where I teach English. I loved your video so much that I sent it to about 20 students as well as to the English conversation club. You and Dan are great.

  • @Amberstargazerofearth
    @Amberstargazerofearth Год назад +2

    Very useful lesson! Easy to understand. Teachers are awesome. I can understand every word they say...

  • @Lobocito87
    @Lobocito87 2 года назад +6

    I love English with Vanny! The accent and the topic show definitely that American English can be something very beautiful when educated and humorous people speak it.

  • @laszloarany6373
    @laszloarany6373 3 года назад +42

    As an EFL teacher I find your videos really professional and totally agree with your approach to teaching and learning a foreign language. Although I consider myself as an "effective user" of English I watch your videos on a regular basis. They are very motivational, natural, realistic and entertaining. During my years of teaching and learning English I have always been looking for the "curiosties" of this beautiful language, such as onomatopoeic sounds of animals and the like; stuff that are hard to look up in dictionaries. One of the undiscovered territories of English for me is the so-called "motherese" words and I could really appreciate you making a video about those special "baby-words" which mothers and fathers use to talk to their babies. Thank you! And keep up with this amazing channel.

  • @dima12011201
    @dima12011201 3 года назад +330

    The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.

  • @zmaphotos8325
    @zmaphotos8325 3 года назад +114

    She is a cutest teacher and the best teacher 😊who think like me?

  • @Thomas-qf6bf
    @Thomas-qf6bf 2 года назад +7

    My favorite shows are « Seinfeld » of all times and « Married with Children ». I am fluent in English but still love your classes, Vanessa. Live and learn! You are the best!❤️

  • @adrianpupo3907
    @adrianpupo3907 Год назад +1

    I love jokes and their meanings . Thank you so much Vanessa and Dan!

  • @MrLev81
    @MrLev81 3 года назад +430

    Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.

  • @l.r.t.781
    @l.r.t.781 3 года назад +104

    A: "What's upstairs?" B: "Unfortunately stairs don't talk"

  • @oumaimaharich3282
    @oumaimaharich3282 3 года назад +66

    I don't know why always I smiled when I see your face, Vanessa. Does anybody agree here?

    • @maureenmokami8445
      @maureenmokami8445 3 года назад +3

      Yeah me too 😂

    • @yenkus3751
      @yenkus3751 3 года назад +3

      I agree. She's so positive and make me enjoy while get knowledge. Awesome

    • @tausifahmedarif2675
      @tausifahmedarif2675 3 года назад

      yes..her face expression is very pritty and peaceable

    • @happycom
      @happycom 3 года назад

      Her face is amazing pretty

    • @דןדן-ל9צ
      @דןדן-ל9צ 7 месяцев назад +1

      It's all about Venessa frequency- she's conquering hearts, literally Quinn 💚 👑

  • @DHOW398
    @DHOW398 2 года назад +3

    I could listen to this 24/7- a real English teacher right here !!

  • @regivarghese702
    @regivarghese702 3 года назад +34

    Man1 to Man2 : Imagine you are on the eighth floor and the building caught fire, and you have no stairways and lifts usable, what would you do? Man2: I will stop imagining.

  • @sanu_octo
    @sanu_octo 3 года назад +148

    Tooth hurt-y means its tooth hurts so he went to the dentist. When we pronounce it in american accent, it sounds like the time: two- thirty
    😂😂

    • @amalalahmad2387
      @amalalahmad2387 3 года назад +3

      LoL!! Thank you for explaining

    • @sweetie9ful
      @sweetie9ful 2 года назад +3

      I guess the same as you, 2:30.......ha...ha.

  • @ひろや-n4z
    @ひろや-n4z 3 года назад +16

    Hi, Vanessa.👋
    I'm Japanese learning English.
    Your video made me so happy🤣
    and I found a similarity with joke between English and Japanese!!
    In Japan, two types of joke are famous.
    One is called nazo-kake. To use it, two words(or noun clause) are connected with one phrase(predicate), usually thought of as a formal joke(many comedians do it)
    The other is called da-jare. You use a phrase or word twice in one sentence in different expression.
    Latter is simple and known as a dad joke. A person who uses it usually makes others a bitter smile😅
    Well, I want to give you examples of jokes, but it's hard for me😫forgive my poor English‼️

    • @rachelelizabethxavier4390
      @rachelelizabethxavier4390 Год назад +2

      Wow you really are good in English. Your vocabulary here sounds perfect

    • @ひろや-n4z
      @ひろや-n4z Год назад +2

      @@rachelelizabethxavier4390 Thanks for replying ! I'll try more learning and enjoying English ;-)

    • @ktsubaru
      @ktsubaru Год назад

      Hang in there!!

    • @Logan_TheWizard
      @Logan_TheWizard Год назад +1

      Idk if this person lying about having poor English and actually is fluent or if they use google translate but
      If they are fluent at English then good job 😁👍

  • @brahimbest1
    @brahimbest1 3 года назад +15

    This is the funniest lesson in RUclips I've ever watched.😂😂😂
    You're such a great teacher. I followed your channel for a year and that helps me a lot.💙

    • @otheraccount4491
      @otheraccount4491 Год назад +1

      Noy♿😭🇨🇦💔🕯🙏🏾🙏🏻😮😮

  • @regivarghese5375
    @regivarghese5375 3 года назад +107

    Teacher to student: convert this active voice into passive voice: “I made a mistake”. Student: “I was made by mistake”

  • @ManpreetKaur-zm7jq
    @ManpreetKaur-zm7jq Год назад

    Your guys are rocking. Thank you so much for these lessons. Stay happy and blessed 😊😊😊

  • @lilycat8890
    @lilycat8890 3 года назад +6

    This is the best and the most practicle English language and culture learning video I have ever watched!!! It really helps a lot. Exspeacially for people like me, Non-native speaker, who's trying to fit in the American culture! Pls make more!!!! We really need it !

    • @dolphin7216
      @dolphin7216 Год назад

      Dear Lilycat , you mean practical, don't you?

    • @dolphin7216
      @dolphin7216 Год назад

      And especially.

  • @alexpena3054
    @alexpena3054 3 года назад +25

    Thanks a lot for sharing this video with us "your virtual students", sometimes when we decide to study english we never think of ways to tell or even to understand jokes that are common in America, even learning idioms is difficult (but that's another topic), thanks for these huge posibilities of content coming from real spoken english and its daily customs

  • @larisadurmic8218
    @larisadurmic8218 3 года назад +370

    Why is teacher wearing the sunglasses in her classroom? Because her students are so bright😏

    • @sanaebenali821
      @sanaebenali821 3 года назад +4

      😂

    • @ozzieav
      @ozzieav 3 года назад +10

      You made me pee my pants! ;-) LOL

    • @fairyqueen3867
      @fairyqueen3867 3 года назад +2

      😄😄

    • @Classicsdaily
      @Classicsdaily 3 года назад +1

      😆😆😊wow

    • @lulechium2022
      @lulechium2022 3 года назад +4

      Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?
      Because she lost track of her pupils

  • @woodypoon
    @woodypoon 2 года назад +6

    I love the silly jokes. Thank you, Vanessa! You're an amazing teacher!

  • @ТурусбекДжумакунов

    Dear Vanessa excellent, thank you very much, it's great. God bless you.

  • @aliyilmaz4045
    @aliyilmaz4045 3 года назад +10

    You are a tremendous teacher, I am proud of being your student.

  • @suaptoest
    @suaptoest 3 года назад +76

    - How do you know the difference between snowman and snowwoman?
    - I don't know.
    - The difference is snowballs.

    • @mmartinez9764
      @mmartinez9764 3 года назад +2

      That got me rollin

    • @mesmerae
      @mesmerae 2 года назад +1

      Nice

    • @suaptoest
      @suaptoest 2 года назад +2

      @@mesmerae What is the worst difference between me and you?
      I do not know.
      Exactly.

  • @yiren1412
    @yiren1412 3 года назад +223

    The 16th: Everyone has two brains:left brain and right brain. but your left brain has nothing right and your right brain has nothing left.

  • @june.w.1288
    @june.w.1288 3 года назад +36

    Your husband has such an entertaining way of telling these jokes. He could work as a stand-up comedian. He is really funny. Thank you for the jokes.

  • @alvarodiegodiazhernandez2536
    @alvarodiegodiazhernandez2536 2 года назад +17

    Have you ever thought about why nicknames are recalled easier than "official" names? On this lesson you will answer this question. The trick is associate an emotion to the word you are learning. Our memory performs better when we associate an emotion to the content we are learning. Thanks Vanessa for putting this "theory" in practice. Please say hi to your husband and to the babies! Thanks for preparing this kind of material. My English is improving everyday thanks to teachers like you!

  • @hazmathzal3749
    @hazmathzal3749 3 года назад +20

    Hi Vanessa,
    Oh my gosh jokes, i am buzzing to see whether I can actually understand these silly jokes and if I can, i will really proud of myself. And thank you so much for this banging lesson. You are a ray of sunshine:)

  • @88888888ron
    @88888888ron 3 года назад +8

    Thank Vanessa for your clip. A couple of years ago I tried to watch DVDs or RUclipss about jokes, but I could only saw other people laughing without any understanding. However, with your help, I can understand all of them with a little funny and one big laugh. Hope someday I can laugh at some jokes along with native people.

  • @walmartdog1142
    @walmartdog1142 3 года назад +197

    Austria got Hungary, and cooked Turkey in Greece.

  • @davinabrinkley7879
    @davinabrinkley7879 2 года назад +1

    Thanks a million Tr Vanessa
    I'm chuffed to bits
    Much love and respect from Uganda, East Africa

  • @kaym.2854
    @kaym.2854 Год назад +8

    Dad's expression while telling the jokes are the best. He's really into character with these dad jokes🤣🤣. I love these explanations.

  • @longhuanma6883
    @longhuanma6883 3 года назад +5

    Hi Vanessa! Thanks for your great resource. I knew your English teaching from wechat and I found your RUclips channel last week. I appreciate your amazing English teaching episodes here. You rock!

  • @phuchuynh7562
    @phuchuynh7562 3 года назад +101

    The policemen stepped out and realized that their police car had lost 4 tires, now they are looking for the thief tirelessly.

    • @baslelassefa6668
      @baslelassefa6668 3 года назад +3

      haahaha

    • @master_m8068
      @master_m8068 3 года назад +3

      Omg! It's a really good way to get some new vocab 😍😍😂😂

    • @traweler155
      @traweler155 3 года назад +1

      The policemen realized that their police car had lost 4 liters of gas since morning.
      Now they cruse around and look if they can find it.

    • @stephen579
      @stephen579 3 года назад +1

      Shouldn't that be 4 tyres?

    • @indiegente99
      @indiegente99 3 года назад

      Good one! 😂

  • @gnnabethere
    @gnnabethere 3 года назад +5

    These are really interesting! Thank you so much Vanessa! You always explain everything clearly!

  • @satish303132
    @satish303132 2 года назад

    I am seeing your video for first time and I loved the way you speak.your smile makes the learning easier.thank you .I want fluency in my English but I need more practice and guidance.thanks again

  • @medmoudyacoub8343
    @medmoudyacoub8343 Год назад

    That was an outstanding and marvelous class ,thank you so much
    You're my best teacher

  • @sachiniramasinghe9678
    @sachiniramasinghe9678 3 года назад +10

    Fancy seeing you again Vanessa! It’s neat. I am with you. It was such a useful lesson. Thanks a million 👌🏽💚

  • @albinprihono2156
    @albinprihono2156 2 года назад +6

    I think from these jokes we can learn or increase the vocabularies especially for those who are studying English as their second language. Thanks for this channel.

  • @merioumamimi4922
    @merioumamimi4922 3 года назад +8

    I literally love the way you're teaching us . I can't thank you enough ❤️

    • @aberhaamjokes
      @aberhaamjokes Год назад

      Can you answer my joke question? 😁😂🙉

  • @EmuSFeArg
    @EmuSFeArg 3 года назад +1

    Hi, from Argentina here. I understood all jokes but one, the one of the jalapeño. It's remarkable how watching US TV series or movies can teach you so much language. I was a Friends fan.

    • @superduperenglishidioms
      @superduperenglishidioms 3 года назад

      Awesome! Watching TV in English definitely helps a lot! If you've finished watching Friends, how about "The Office"!

  • @rinchenwangzom8131
    @rinchenwangzom8131 2 года назад

    Vanessa! you are absolutely amazing teacher..

  • @katerinabokova4617
    @katerinabokova4617 3 года назад +100

    IT joke: Why do Java programmers wear glasses?
    Because they can't C#.

  • @ruigomesdesa6593
    @ruigomesdesa6593 3 года назад +22

    Vanessa, that's a marvelous class! When possible do another one!❤️

  • @renanlima6434
    @renanlima6434 Год назад +6

    Wonderful puns and jokes. Thanks, Vanessa

  • @Machaon1A
    @Machaon1A Год назад +1

    Very Professional work. Very concise information on each topic. Very, educationally wise, brief and comprehensive explanations. Beautiful facial expressions and exceptional use of body language as well. You are truely winners in your field. You both make english language learning quite fun through an attractive way of teaching. Keep up the good work.

  • @Aerith545
    @Aerith545 3 года назад +1

    you're very hardworking woman..thanks for your time vanessa..

  • @andreysnowy5625
    @andreysnowy5625 3 года назад +176

    To some people marriage is a word; to others - a sentence.

  • @childericoalencastro
    @childericoalencastro 3 года назад +11

    Excellent idea this one of telling jokes. It's good because we memorize the vocabulary more.

  • @unique5383
    @unique5383 3 года назад +4

    I greatly appreciate your work vaneesa

  • @victory4892
    @victory4892 Год назад

    Thanks you very much for your interesting video clips.
    Very much look forward to watching more video clips from you.

  • @ObsaJaleta
    @ObsaJaleta Год назад +1

    YOU YOURSELF IS FUNNY FOR ME, THANKS OUR TEACHER!

  • @sc.youssefkhamis218
    @sc.youssefkhamis218 3 года назад +38

    I didn't laugh at the jokes even after i understood them
    But i was laughing at the way your husband says them😂
    Watch you from Egypt 🇪🇬

    • @مروى-ح8ش
      @مروى-ح8ش 3 года назад

      لانهم بايخين اصلا الا تبعيت الاوت ستاندينغ و تبعيت الواب

    • @blackswan986
      @blackswan986 2 года назад +5

      Absolutely the same with me... i got them all but dont find them funny at all...they are smart though in a way... Dan's face is best😂

    • @emansobhy4382
      @emansobhy4382 Год назад

      هما مش بايخين اوي بس الفكرة ان الألشة لما بتتشرح بتبوخ😂 زي النكت بتاعت الجماعة بتوع المنولوج اللي بيقفوا على مسرح يقولوا نكت سريعة قائمة على نفس فكرة التلاعب بالألفاظ دي، لو مضحكتش عليها في نفس اللحظة خلاص باظت الألشة😂💔

  • @omniaabdelgawad5178
    @omniaabdelgawad5178 3 года назад +7

    Vanessa, this video was what I needed. I really thought their jokes weren't funny at all but yeah I'm still watching. BTW, I'm pleased that I found someone like you in teaching English💜

  • @Rick_MacKenzie
    @Rick_MacKenzie Год назад +41

    Even fluent English speakers needed the jalapeno joke explained.

    • @helenamcginty4920
      @helenamcginty4920 Год назад +1

      Yer. Wots s jalapeno?

    • @lucya8916
      @lucya8916 Год назад

      I got it straight away 😄😆

    • @GEOFERET
      @GEOFERET Год назад

      Well, if you only heard it without the transcript shown on screen it's quite clear. My mind refused to read " jalapeno" correctly...

  • @tranngochuan9068
    @tranngochuan9068 7 месяцев назад

    Your video is very amusing. Thanks for sharing. I will use some sentences in my daily conversation.

  • @jeanettehightower9229
    @jeanettehightower9229 2 года назад

    I really enjoyed all your jokes
    Thanks for helping me to understand better. I'm looking forward to many more.

  • @annak3209
    @annak3209 3 года назад +14

    It was a very enjoyable episode Dear Vanessa ❤️❤️
    I appreciate your time and effort so much
    And Thank You To Your Husband for delivering the jokes in such an amusing way ❤️❤️

  • @陳若蘋-j8i
    @陳若蘋-j8i 3 года назад +7

    Oh, it's most interesting lessons I ever learned before, but still too difficult to understand it, but it's a great way to learning English, thanks for your good Idea and shared💖💖💖 love you my teacher😘😘😘😘

  • @lowellcunningham3332
    @lowellcunningham3332 3 года назад +9

    Here's a few more:
    I forgot how to throw a boomerang, then it came back to me.
    I asked the librarian where I could find books on paranoia. She said, "They're behind you."
    Why do puppies sleep so much? Because they're dog tired.
    "Did Delaware her New Jersey?" "Idaho. Alaska."

    • @colt4667
      @colt4667 3 года назад +3

      What was Mississippi's maiden name? Missouri.

  • @juanecheverria9198
    @juanecheverria9198 3 года назад

    Thanks. I love your class. Congratulations from Ecuador.

  • @USER-vi4zg
    @USER-vi4zg 3 года назад

    ชอบการอธิบายของคุณมากเลย พยายามให้คนดูเข้าใจ ขอบคุณมากๆนะคะ
    I really like your description. Try to make people understand .Thank you very much. ❤️🧡💛💚💙

  • @crismartinez5272
    @crismartinez5272 Год назад +7

    Great video, Vanessa. I loved, and enjoyed. Keep up the great fun.👍😎😉

  • @makeyourbrand5574
    @makeyourbrand5574 Год назад +9

    Outstanding explanation of jokes😁 Thank you 🤗

  • @prunuspersica5913
    @prunuspersica5913 3 года назад +6

    In my mother tongue, Persian, there's a literary array called Ihaam, using a word with at least two meanings. It's used in all types and generes of literary not just funnies. I like it in romance and love poems and sentences.

  • @jhweisen
    @jhweisen Год назад

    So glad for the explanations!

  • @FraLuna75
    @FraLuna75 8 месяцев назад

    Very good job guys....
    Thank you a million!!❤

  • @w1w155
    @w1w155 3 года назад +65

    A guy told me that he was Harry's Godfather. I thought he was joking, but he told me that he was Sirius.

  • @3stripern
    @3stripern 2 года назад +3

    Dear Vanessa, these kinds of jokes are very common in Norway too. I enjoy them a lot, but many of my friends think they are too silly. But that does not bother me. By the way, I want to tell you one joke, we have here:
    It's not the fart that kills, but it is the smell.
    And to explain this joke, I have to explain the word "fart". This means speed, velocity. And the word "smell" means bang or crash. So the whole sentence explains how dangerous it is to drive too fast, as it may result in a collision. (But of course, the english sentence itself means something else😂

  • @vineetgupta2300
    @vineetgupta2300 3 года назад +8

    Wow, such silly jokes you inspired me and motivate me to learn english. Keep making videos

  • @lutheran7674
    @lutheran7674 2 года назад

    You are my favourite english teacher right now!

  • @neuriceiamariamiranda6713
    @neuriceiamariamiranda6713 2 года назад

    I love those jocks guys, thank you for posting them.

  • @sheilajeanfuentes8844
    @sheilajeanfuentes8844 3 года назад +65

    Haha,, your husband looks so funny here😂,, I can’t stop laughing ,,

    • @shandy4507
      @shandy4507 3 года назад +5

      Apart from joke I was laughing by seeing him expression, that was funny lol 😂😂😂

  • @Nana-sh7gn
    @Nana-sh7gn 3 года назад +28

    I was so surprised because a similar expression of "dad jokes" is used here in Japan!

    • @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
      @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa  3 года назад +13

      Thanks for sharing about Japan! How interesting!😊❤️

    • @kingo_friver
      @kingo_friver 3 года назад +5

      It's commonly called oyaji-gags in Japanese😊

    • @松本理央-m8j
      @松本理央-m8j 3 года назад +2

      こんにちは!

    • @Nana-sh7gn
      @Nana-sh7gn 3 года назад

      @@松本理央-m8j こんにちは。コメントありがとう😊Thank you for your comment!

    • @yacinebabziz2791
      @yacinebabziz2791 3 года назад

      Hhhh

  • @spacecat142
    @spacecat142 3 года назад

    Hello from St.Petersburg! You guys are great! I listen to you with great pleasure. With you, the English language is simple and understandable.

  • @ruksanabalarath9629
    @ruksanabalarath9629 Год назад

    The way you explaining is outstanding ❤

  • @sumitsharma4797
    @sumitsharma4797 3 года назад +4

    The way her husband told... That was awsm... One clap 👏 4 her sweet hubby

  • @MrAndrei124
    @MrAndrei124 3 года назад +8

    Great video! Exactly what we need - just English conversation on any topic in a very pleasant, natural (and very understandable) performance! You just listen and remember. (God bless youtube for the auto-translation feature). Over the course of a year, listening to your lessons with Dan, I began to understand English quite well. You just talk about something or just talk - we just listen and remember. Thank you very much! God bless you :) We are waiting for new American conversations and American stories in your pleasant (and understandable) performance.

  • @alfredfan2154
    @alfredfan2154 Год назад +4

    Thank you for sharing. 👍👍

  • @natalylubimova
    @natalylubimova 2 года назад

    Vanessa, you're great! It's so pleaasant to listen to you. I enjoyed the video. Thank you so much and many blessings to your life and the lives of your close ones)

  • @mohameddinne7801
    @mohameddinne7801 8 месяцев назад

    I wait by heart your lessons Vanessa...thanks for sharing knowledge all over the world ❤

  • @mouniabenmammar1390
    @mouniabenmammar1390 3 года назад +4

    I loved this lesson! My answer for the test is that when we pronounce tooth hurt-y, it gives : two thirty !

  • @zoedoesnot
    @zoedoesnot 3 года назад +5

    I know it's weird to say that, but Vanessa did the "train" and "duck" sounds PERFECTLY 😁😂

    • @jurgenschur9210
      @jurgenschur9210 3 года назад

      Yes, it sounds so cute. I think I like her.

  • @dannyroosenboom3640
    @dannyroosenboom3640 Год назад +7

    i learned english by listening to movies( they aren't dubbed in Flanders but have subtitles) and try to figuring out what is going on without watching

  • @mirssadel7akaik183
    @mirssadel7akaik183 2 года назад +2

    I appreciate it, Mrs. Keep on sharing with us such a lovely jokes , particularly those special and rare ones that related to culture. All my love from Algeria 🇩🇿❤️🥀.

  • @hammzaali6527
    @hammzaali6527 3 года назад

    I am in love with your simplified presentation. Good job Ma'am 🌷

  • @cipheryourmathsguide3125
    @cipheryourmathsguide3125 3 года назад +17

    Till this day, I could not understand why he was always scolded by his parents when he was always out standing in his class.

  • @carlostucho
    @carlostucho 3 года назад +3

    I do not know how I ended up here but this was very funny.... the only one was the one with the jalapeño (a little too far fetched) but in all it was fantastic ...thank you for the laughs!!!! and a big hug from Argentina!!!!

  • @asmikpogosian4113
    @asmikpogosian4113 2 года назад +8

    A Russian guy was driving his car and he saw sign “Fine for parking”.. So he parked there. A policeman approached to him and said: “Fine for parking”. While he was writing a ticket , the driver agreed and exclaimed: Yes, fine for parking!

    • @gunna2709
      @gunna2709 Год назад

      Why a Russian and not a Frenchman?

  • @flaviooliveira6999
    @flaviooliveira6999 3 года назад

    Very interesting, it is a crystal clear video, after seeing this videos I will remember this expressions forever.

  • @roxanadominguezzarate3759
    @roxanadominguezzarate3759 3 года назад

    Thank you ms Vanesa l really enjoys your class in this video you look very suit woman and your husban too. But the idea is the clas helping me to improved my English .thank you now lam working in pronunciation grammars and fluids.

  • @WoodpeckerLearning
    @WoodpeckerLearning 3 года назад +9

    I'm adding each of these jokes to my repertoire! Thanks, Vanessa! 😂

  • @davesmith6436
    @davesmith6436 3 года назад +25

    Yes! I'm first here today!
    Hi there Vanessa, our lovely teacher! All of these are actually hilarious, thanks a million! I do fond of such kind of your videos 'cause all of them are always funny 'n' on the one side, but on the other side it's also always educationally 'n' enlightening so! I'm full of positive emotions, you present a joy and rejoice to me (not only to me, certainly)! I so love to see you smiling 'n' laughing at me, I'm definitely overjoyed!
    Well, a stupendous lesson from amazing teacher! (as always, definitely!) A tremendous gratitude to Vanessa for her conscientious work for all of us!
    Thanks a lot, dearest Vanessa! Lots of love! See you next time!
    P.S. In my view, Dan looks like excellent in your videos! As to me, it's high time he started his own educational channel like yours, right? He's actually a positive 'n' pleasant guy! I also like him a lot (as a teacher, of course)!

    • @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
      @SpeakEnglishWithVanessa  3 года назад +4

      I'm so glad that you found this lesson entertaining! I'll be sure to pass along your kind words to Dan.😊

    • @davesmith6436
      @davesmith6436 3 года назад +3

      @@SpeakEnglishWithVanessa
      Anytime!
      I'm so delighted to be your student!

    • @knowbodiesfull5768
      @knowbodiesfull5768 3 года назад +1

      @@davesmith6436 Thanks a million? She had only enough time to tell 15! (1/31/2021)

  • @alzo4935
    @alzo4935 3 года назад +5

    I thought french fries was made from Sweden not from France. Hi Maam Vanessa, it's my 10 months of watching your helpful videos to improve my english communication skill and to widen my vocabulary with the said language. Moreover, I would say that after these challenging months, I am improved and it's fascinating that whenever I watch english movies such as disney movies, I understand the dialogue of its characters as well as the native speakers. I hope that more diverse audience would not stop learning because english really change my perception and enhanced myself being a senior high school student.

  • @sau-lingwong8444
    @sau-lingwong8444 2 года назад

    Great. Thank you for your sharing with all these jokes.

  • @quangdinh7725
    @quangdinh7725 2 года назад

    Vanessa ! I extremely like this lesson . Thanks .
    Robert from nc usa