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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024

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  • @Xempir
    @Xempir 4 месяца назад +291

    OOOH OOH AH.AH. BANANA BANANA OOH OOH ME MONKEY CLIMB OOH OOH AH AH BANANA BANANA

  • @MatMart
    @MatMart 4 месяца назад +379

    Unironically if my update idea was added to Geometry Dash the game would be eternal

  • @StallionGD
    @StallionGD 4 месяца назад +41

    7:43 This is now officially called a Yeezy Demon

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir 3 месяца назад +1

      what’s up checkmark

    • @Wettermelun
      @Wettermelun 15 дней назад

      I… am… E🤑🤑🤑🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

  • @ThunderCube3888
    @ThunderCube3888 4 месяца назад +106

    AzureTurk's entire update had me laughing out loud. Right from the second that the curtains drew away to reveal Baby Bazinga Boy to the sound of the NFL Theme I knew I was in for a legendary ride

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  4 месяца назад +29

      RIP SHELDON 🫶😭

    • @ikilledaman
      @ikilledaman 4 месяца назад

      @@GeoBlitzy young sheldon reportedly shot dead in houston 😭🙏

    • @fireindahole-777alt
      @fireindahole-777alt 4 месяца назад +1

      rip geoblitz and others for 2.3

    • @tinpotgaming
      @tinpotgaming 3 месяца назад +1

      @@GeoBlitzy an alternate universe where bazinga memes dont exist 😭😭😭

  • @CégaStudios
    @CégaStudios 4 месяца назад +95

    Hey! I really appreciate that you enjoyed my video and it served as an example for your idea hahaha, that just awesome 😁

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  4 месяца назад +25

      It’s amazing. Thank you.

    • @GeomaniacGD
      @GeomaniacGD 4 месяца назад +15

      i love you Cega Studios

    • @madadog
      @madadog 2 месяца назад

      Cega Studios

  • @JossoGD
    @JossoGD 3 месяца назад +13

    Azure Turk: long transitions
    Beanable: spells like a 5 year old
    Geomaniac: procrastination and questionable tabs

  • @ConcreteXF
    @ConcreteXF 4 месяца назад +27

    For those who don’t know: the 19% part of moon adventure have designs that resemble fun symbols used in Germany during ww2 that I don’t think I can say without getting banned!

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  4 месяца назад +11

      wow!

    • @DrMario67
      @DrMario67 4 месяца назад +3

      German reference

    • @ConcreteXF
      @ConcreteXF 4 месяца назад +1

      It’s more around 21%, and hopefully it’s not intended to be that way 😬

    • @moonbow3641
      @moonbow3641 4 месяца назад +1

      NO NO GERMANS

    • @ConcreteXF
      @ConcreteXF 4 месяца назад

      @@moonbow3641 racism :D

  • @Slowpoki
    @Slowpoki 4 месяца назад +34

    "I'm bored of it already" is so real

  • @depoka1420
    @depoka1420 4 месяца назад +10

    3:53 bro offended his german audiance AND THAT IS A REAL WORD ITS KIND OF A OP TANK

  • @utubeiskaren7796
    @utubeiskaren7796 4 месяца назад +11

    I love the implication that Azure thinks blimps originated from Henry Stickmin
    Slubslibe

  • @RispGD
    @RispGD 4 месяца назад +23

    I can't wait to see the most horrific things in geometry dash 😀

  • @Puppetryyt
    @Puppetryyt 4 месяца назад +8

    16:08 i just saw a ad for flying gorilla bro☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀☠️☠️💀☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️

  • @ReskoOnCastle
    @ReskoOnCastle 4 месяца назад +3

    FIND THE GEOMETRY DASH DIFFICULTIES REFERENCE :OOO 4:59

  • @dezcubing5844
    @dezcubing5844 4 месяца назад +3

    So hyped for the gorilla gamemode, especially the banana mechanic and how you physically cant miss any of the bananas

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  4 месяца назад +2

      banana stocks are through the roof

  • @SASTSimon
    @SASTSimon 4 месяца назад +3

    15:37 thats oomf

  • @alyme_r
    @alyme_r 25 дней назад

    its funny how multiplayer level creation, emoji comments and level tags (in matmarts presentation) were all added and are all popular mods now

  • @thewinner4378
    @thewinner4378 4 месяца назад +4

    I’ve been awaiting a new video since the Minecraft x GD Soundtrack crossover

  • @utubeiskaren7796
    @utubeiskaren7796 4 месяца назад

    So, a brief recap:
    FatFart (Who can't draw):
    *Multiplayer where you help each other beat levels and shoot each other
    *Live collab thing
    *Emoji comments (And apparently removal of comment censorship?)
    *Level algorithm
    *Multiplayer campaign (Possible with 1 player, ez with 2 players) to encourage collaboration. You team up to beat the ultimate easy demon
    *1:35 MatMart's toy
    AzureFlare:
    *Kim Jong Cube
    *Sballin
    *Swing Laden (& wave)
    *Adolf Shipler
    *Plane mode (blows up spikes)
    *Tank mode (ft vine logo)
    *Submarine
    *boat
    *Panzerkraftwagen
    *Airship (like from Henry Stickmin)
    *A lot of lore
    GeoBichzy:
    *we want Poppy playtime best levels 300% player mode ???% monster mode poppy playtime difficulty icon 50 diamonds 100 stars epic official level (+ new songs)
    *we want 120 new difficulty faces
    *we want other thigs
    *Human mode (+funny video)
    *Plants vs zombies with humans apparently
    *Goblin mode, steals your orbs when you die
    *Father stretch my hands pt 1 level (with new difficulty face and "super extreme mode")
    *New tower so we have two towers which Scratch crashes into in his chopper because nine eleven joke
    Butox3:
    *New main level sakupen circles (main level 53)
    *Click between frames mod
    *RobTop was exposed by ViPriN for child labor and it is true
    *85% of players beat Aeternus
    *Ryan beat Solar Flare on day 2 because by the time 5.3 releases people are just extremely skilled for some reason
    *GDDP (Geometry Dash Dasher Program) as a form of monetization for creators
    *Ranking system (simple demon, easy demon, medium demon, hard demon, insane demon, extreme demon, green demon, grandma demon (grandpa's dead), and Dasher. Easy through extreme are really bad 3D images of the demons and simple demon is a white sphere with a picture of an NA face with horns on it)
    *Crossovers (nSwish ball as a vehicle in rocket league)
    *Premium subscription for $69.99 a month
    Beanable:
    *Amazingon box and cats tower block designs (also cat bread?)
    *New main levels I Kiss Boys, Fire In My Hole, 10 Levels of Difficulty (Like KaiGuy), npesta ankle npesta, Beef, and Doggie Never Soggie
    *New gaymode parked car, you stop moving and have to connect the controller for a driving sim and drive the car to get it to move, or if 5 seconds pass before you do this the game crashes
    *Hello bro ball, it's like ball mode but better
    *New music from Beet oven, Drake and Yung Gravy
    GeoWomaniac (who made part in the video in like 20 seconds):
    *Click to add subtitle.
    *GORILLA MODE. Annihilates walls because I hate arrow triggers, and jumps really fucking high (17 blocks) for some reason. Prioritizes collecting bananas over beating the level.
    *The Jungle (not the dashlands), like the tower but it encourages you to go outside
    *You fight a horse at the end of The Tower because geomaniac never went to a jungle and doesnt know what lives there

  • @POOPdoodoo75
    @POOPdoodoo75 4 месяца назад +4

    0:54 LBP mentioned ‼️🗣️🔥

    • @Pauloguipin
      @Pauloguipin 4 месяца назад +1

      LITTLEBIGPLANET MENTIONED TAHHAHSHDHSHEHDBAHFBDJD

  • @dinonor
    @dinonor Месяц назад

    Out of all people I would never think tatox would have the serious and actually good presentation

  • @NoobyNoob0102
    @NoobyNoob0102 4 месяца назад +1

    3:50 it's spoken Pantserkraftvagen

  • @BenutzernameUnavailable
    @BenutzernameUnavailable 4 месяца назад +1

    3:53 That is a real word. I know that cuz i speak german.
    Edit: 11:37 Did bro not watch the GD Trailer?💀

  • @McGoomba
    @McGoomba 4 месяца назад +1

    5:43 "THE SPIDERS, u h a h 🤖"

  • @GeomaniacGD
    @GeomaniacGD 4 месяца назад +2

    the gorilla mode is revolutionary and i will be expecting an invoice from robtop soon

    • @MayrenSiyu
      @MayrenSiyu 4 месяца назад

      flying gorilla mentioned🗣🗣

  • @XcreatorGoal
    @XcreatorGoal 4 месяца назад +2

    Wouldnt be surprised if mr goblin mode gets added LMAO

    • @moritz4451
      @moritz4451 4 месяца назад

      XcreatorGoal not having a single like or comment? Lemme fix that

  • @yo_gab
    @yo_gab 4 месяца назад +1

    14:05
    Functionality ❌
    Funky nationality ✅

  • @HeggieHogzz
    @HeggieHogzz 3 месяца назад +1

    17:21 rule thirty ummm 🤨📸

  • @devilfm8490
    @devilfm8490 4 месяца назад

    Nah tbh, the gorilla mode doesn’t sound bad for platformer. We have jet pack instead of ship and we use orbs on platforms to wall jump but we could have a new gamemode for that instead.

  • @moritz4451
    @moritz4451 4 месяца назад

    Gamemode Idea: a dash orb follows you and you click it with right click but it can also jump as high as a pink orb with left click and you can click orbs with leftclick and mini mode just makes the das orb that follows you a reverse dashorb

  • @wafflelmao
    @wafflelmao 4 месяца назад +1

    8:44 WHY SCRATCH

  • @minekey94
    @minekey94 4 месяца назад +1

    Where is Johdanlop? Why isn't he featured in this episode?

  • @shattre6087
    @shattre6087 4 месяца назад +1

    LITTLEBIGPLANET REFERENCEJDIAKDMDKSKKERKKF

  • @DebRichards-ly4sg
    @DebRichards-ly4sg 2 месяца назад

    If I was there I know 3 levels we could add electronic waves rapid moves and geometry

  • @LunarRumour
    @LunarRumour 3 месяца назад

    matmarts ideas were ACTUALLY good

  • @randomchannel-kh7oc
    @randomchannel-kh7oc 4 месяца назад

    2.3 update idea: down input support
    like you press s and it will trigger an event called down hold and down release

  • @Tmitric
    @Tmitric 4 месяца назад

    8:00 ... Woahh oh oh oh ohhhhhh oh oh oh oh Woaa oaa oaaah STORY OF GEOMETRY DASH

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  2 месяца назад

      i fell from the light

  • @TF2_Engineer
    @TF2_Engineer 4 месяца назад

    how funny that matmart is really going serious with the idea

  • @CrazyMan350-g2x
    @CrazyMan350-g2x 3 месяца назад

    13:58 a new WHAT

  • @MarkUnderMark
    @MarkUnderMark 4 месяца назад

    I have been LIED TO that these are AWFUL GEOMETRY DASH IDEAS
    Subscribed

  • @Whiteamonguslord
    @Whiteamonguslord 19 дней назад

    Snitched on my friend and he told me that snitches get no BI-

  • @CKsilver
    @CKsilver 4 месяца назад +1

    the 19% part of moon adventure T_T
    iykyk

  • @СветланаКузьменко-з4и
    @СветланаКузьменко-з4и 4 месяца назад +1

    17:03 uan

  • @supernubic9074
    @supernubic9074 4 месяца назад +1

    17:19 how to hide bomb💀 accidentaly eat my dog help💀 RULE34💀💀💀 geometry dash hacks💀💀💀

  • @DreamsVictem
    @DreamsVictem 4 месяца назад

    Tatox literally pitched it straight outta shark tank

  • @luscaodasher
    @luscaodasher 4 месяца назад +2

    the frick is that thumbnail dawg
    (second yooooo)

  • @TheRealNullscapes
    @TheRealNullscapes 2 месяца назад

    why wasn't grandpa demon an idea

  • @gdtester8393
    @gdtester8393 4 месяца назад

    How to pronounce Panzerkraftwagen "Panzer kraft wagen"

  • @gaminghuskyforlife
    @gaminghuskyforlife 4 месяца назад +1

    no way tatox3 i know that guy i think

  • @chipy1708
    @chipy1708 4 месяца назад

    alright so ima release 2 new levels:
    npesta shitting on doramis pants
    And 911
    Game modes:tower and plane and

  • @theminecraftmoviewatchfree2024
    @theminecraftmoviewatchfree2024 4 месяца назад +1

    1:09 matmart sounded exactly like gd colon there

  • @komadino
    @komadino 4 месяца назад

    as a spanish guy, WHY THE FUCK DID GTA LOQUENDO VIDEOS SHOW UP IN THIS WHAT 😭

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  4 месяца назад

      😭😭😭😭

  • @SquirrelBlox98
    @SquirrelBlox98 3 месяца назад

    3:51 it's a german word and means powertankmobile. Or smth like that

  • @jpegstuff
    @jpegstuff 4 месяца назад

    did not expect geomerty dash+ to be on my blizzy video bingo card

  • @TF2_Engineer
    @TF2_Engineer 4 месяца назад +1

    man i want kim jong cube

  • @TheTripleSpike
    @TheTripleSpike 4 месяца назад

    I want Gorilla gamemode! The Wilderness update is Fire

  • @DecidiousGreens
    @DecidiousGreens 4 месяца назад +1

    is scratch a top or bottom?

  • @RiskOfJeffy2
    @RiskOfJeffy2 27 дней назад

    Little Big planet mentioned

  • @Dunk0
    @Dunk0 4 месяца назад

    Really excited to see what Funny Game does with these new editor features

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  4 месяца назад +1

      Funny game. Will return for these.

  • @Beterthanu6292
    @Beterthanu6292 4 месяца назад

    Matmarts are so good

  • @KylashTheKiller
    @KylashTheKiller 4 месяца назад +1

    Does anyone know what matmart's toy is

  • @BeccaLynn79
    @BeccaLynn79 4 месяца назад

    11:38 NONOONONONONOONONONOONONONOON! NO!!!!! NOT GONNA HAPPEN

  • @Galaxyguy53
    @Galaxyguy53 4 месяца назад

    Bro geomaniac is diabolical on his tabs 17:20

  • @TheTripleSpike
    @TheTripleSpike 4 месяца назад

    I want to use the kim jong cube icon in gd

  • @David-jk1cy
    @David-jk1cy Месяц назад

    2hen u win the tower it says floor 2 comin soon

  • @Weakest2huFan
    @Weakest2huFan 4 месяца назад

    Azureturk genuinely lost my interest by not including normal face Hitler.

  • @EimysGD
    @EimysGD 4 месяца назад +1

    8:45 lol

  • @cecuskaaa1325
    @cecuskaaa1325 4 месяца назад +1

    Nuzlocke part 3 when

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  4 месяца назад +1

      just watch the stream VOD 😭

  • @TurnbuNg
    @TurnbuNg 4 месяца назад +1

    Horse in the jungle 💀

  • @TheTripleSpike
    @TheTripleSpike 4 месяца назад

    Beanables Ideas were the best

  • @Mypfpisacoolduck
    @Mypfpisacoolduck 3 месяца назад

    What in the flying maybe possible is going on here

  • @RidgeLinden
    @RidgeLinden 4 месяца назад

    do you really like undertale/ undertale yellow? that was basically the only music playing.

  • @NKRclassic
    @NKRclassic 4 месяца назад +2

    flying gorilla

  • @Kingsoup009
    @Kingsoup009 4 месяца назад

    Robtop be like: thats a good idea!

  • @JustARandomGuy333u
    @JustARandomGuy333u 4 месяца назад +1

    GD Fan Wiki Moment fr

  • @MariaRhodalizaSartin
    @MariaRhodalizaSartin 4 месяца назад

    Tatox3's ideas are nerd level.

  • @_monkivr
    @_monkivr 3 месяца назад

    I use a Gorrila spider

  • @cyb3rgd
    @cyb3rgd 4 месяца назад

    I don’t understand this humor lol. Cool video btw

  • @inrusane_n
    @inrusane_n 4 месяца назад

    NO WAY TATOX3 MENTIONED

  • @GeometricGX
    @GeometricGX 4 месяца назад

    8:44 Geometry 11

  • @Jackinthebox1981
    @Jackinthebox1981 4 месяца назад

    BRO DID 9/11 💀 8:44

  • @SomeRandomBluebirb
    @SomeRandomBluebirb 4 месяца назад +1

    epik vid most peak gamemodes no cap

  • @sek.900
    @sek.900 4 месяца назад +1

    Hey geoblitzy!

  • @YeeterGuy
    @YeeterGuy 4 месяца назад

    The last one got me 😂

  • @sarccacious
    @sarccacious 4 месяца назад

    13:10 no context

  • @cironix
    @cironix 3 месяца назад

    im gonna make a video inspired by this.

  • @NicoNukes
    @NicoNukes 4 месяца назад

    2.2 is literally so boring now.

  • @Aerobrake
    @Aerobrake 4 месяца назад

    please no algorithm

  • @Vio9740
    @Vio9740 4 месяца назад

    This video made me want to geometry

  • @mountaininvr
    @mountaininvr 3 месяца назад

    whats the song 2:40

    • @GeoBlitzy
      @GeoBlitzy  3 месяца назад

      Small shock

    • @mountaininvr
      @mountaininvr 3 месяца назад

      @@GeoBlitzythanks also ur my fav gd youtuber

    • @1love.birds1
      @1love.birds1 3 месяца назад

      Hi ​@@GeoBlitzy

  • @xyzquantaum
    @xyzquantaum 4 месяца назад

    its a good day when geoblitzy uploads.

  • @GeoMinecrafter4
    @GeoMinecrafter4 4 месяца назад

    is... is that- oh no

  • @baileyyyyyyyyyyyy
    @baileyyyyyyyyyyyy 4 месяца назад

    i laughed so loud over the fucking san andreas one damn it

  • @Davyjones777yt
    @Davyjones777yt 4 месяца назад

    azureturk's was 100% the best

    • @moonbow3641
      @moonbow3641 4 месяца назад

      That’s just dual ball

  • @Neo-Speedy
    @Neo-Speedy 4 месяца назад

    8:45 ...

  • @Void-Gamer852
    @Void-Gamer852 3 месяца назад

    Not Sheldon 😭

  • @MayrenSiyu
    @MayrenSiyu 4 месяца назад

    4:32 loll

  • @ElliottSuperS
    @ElliottSuperS 4 месяца назад

    These aren’t awful?!?!?!? There even worse!

  • @Oliver_edits_and_roblox
    @Oliver_edits_and_roblox 4 месяца назад +1

    hello im new to the channel i will sub

  • @longestvideosever6624
    @longestvideosever6624 4 месяца назад

    yes

  • @yessev82
    @yessev82 4 месяца назад

    Cool video