We have a silkie rooster who is a spiritual brother to Brad. We've probably had close to 20 roosters of various breeds over the years and this is by FAR the meanest rooster we've ever had. The saving grace to our silkie is he is so inbred that one of his eyes is kind of turned 90 degrees from how it should be, which makes him horribly inaccurate. He can see everything, he hates everything, he attacks everything, but he can't hit the side of a barn. We would have been sentenced him to the cooking pot a long time ago if he wasn't the most entertaining thing in the yard.
Amazing woman, ive never had a silkie, but I've had many roosters. If you find being attacked wears thin, there is an old teaching tool that has often helped me. When lovely brad attacks you, gently hold him upside down and tucked under your arm until he calms. Then place him on the ground and go about your day. Repeat as necessary, but USUALLY only has to happen 3 or 4 times...although i had one stubborn Cock named Darnell that I carried around while doing chores one-handed for two days before he admitted that I was yard boss. He was a gorgeous boy that eventually lost a battle with an owl hunting long after dawn. He attacked the owl that was going for his hens. That was Darnell. I still miss him.
The technique that I have found that works for me with the silkies is mimicking the dominancy. What I mean is you grab them hold on to their back with one hand and make them basically sit down on the ground with the other hand you grab the back of their head neck area and gently put their beak to the ground and hold it until they submit. I had a Brad, he got broke of that real quick.
My grandmother had a large white rooster named White Cloud. He was very mean. Think Brad on silent mode doing speed. He'd attack anyone within his running distance. You didn't have to do anything. Just sitting there or standing in the yard. He'd cross the yard without a sound and flog you as long and hard as he could until you managed to remove him. He seemed enjoy leaving us bloody. Once he split my grandmother's forearm from her elbow to almost her wrist! One day grandma had enough and met his violence with a bat. She threw his corpse away saying he was just too mean to eat.
My silkie was Mr. Fuzzy....I loved him so much..he died fighting for his hens. He was never mean but I've met mean silke roosters since so Mr. Fuzzy was never replaced.
You've hit upon an absolutely hilarious take on farm life. Your deadpan delivery and projected sense of hopelessness is a riot. Definitely theater of the absurd.
Brad is my favorite animal on your farm. His crow is absolutely legendary. Irritating and gritty, but legendary. P.S…. I think both Brad and Karen would be generally happier if they were paired off together as life partners. They are soulmates.
Two suggestions for dealing with your attack tribble ... [1] Wear boots with a big snake's head painted on the side. Sensible birds give snakes a wide berth. Especially big, venomous looking ones. If that fails, then: [2] Wear shoes shaped like Velociraptor feet, so you can fight back. If necessary, fit titanium claws. Just remember ... have you ever seen Brad try to pick a fight with Karen? 😀
I believe Brad might be evil incarnate. Secretly in love with Karen but, Karen won't give Brad the time of day. Poor sad Brad and Karen. Two birds of a feather that truly belong together!
I love your problematic animals so much, girl! I mean, sometimes I’m legitimately scared for you & my heart has actually felt broken for you a few times too (it must be incredibly frustrating to give so much to an animal that wants to harm you almost constantly), but you’re just so cute about it & make it so wildly entertaining! ☺️ Thanks for everything you do! I hope this can eventually become your F/T job, in all honesty! You’re really great at making incredibly entertaining videos!
Think of all the humoral immunity you are getting from Brad! Every bite, inoculating you with like bits of staph, salmonella and e coli. Plus he's good for a leg workout!
As you said, I personally think it’s from his “over in-breeding” from greedy hoomans. It’s obviously a love-hate thing bc he seems quiet w/u snuggling him on your lap?
I know what it’s like being stalked by a pecker head rooster that just wishes death and violence on you every time you exit your house. It genuinely is a terrifying experience.
An old lady friend told me about a rooster who had her pinned in the outhouse when she was a little girl. She said just getting to the outhouse was a daunting experience.
We had them on our farm and the rooster could clear a farmyard in seconds. I hated doing chores because of that feathered fury of death. Mom started sending me down with a spray water bottle. It kept him at a safe distance from me.
I had a rooster that I had to put down recently because he got so sick and he wasn’t getting better despite an expensive vet bill and the interventions they gave me for him. I was heartbroken. I hatched him and hand reared him. He was lovely. Everyone loved him. Everyone at the vets office cried when we put him down. He’d sit on everyone’s shoulder and just chill. He would challenge me quite a bit but I know that’s because I was always around the hens and they treated me like I was the rooster so I was a threat. I miss him though.
We had a white silkie rooster who was just vicious like Brad but the hens were so docile and sweet and would come and sit on your lap and made up for their uncuddly rooster!
After you got “winged” by Brad , you sat and quietly explained Brads personality I thought it was freaking hilarious that you had Brad feathers still scattered in your hair 🐓😂😂🤦🏻♀️
God bless you my dear. You have me laughing hysterically. I'm going through the loss of my husband and facing back surgery and I really need this distraction.
Time doesn't heal all wounds, but it can knock back the pain quite a bit and so can narcotics. Don't go home without narcotics and colace. Sending you prayers for a wounded heart and back.
You have the gift of intelligence that makes you versatile with both comedy and teaching; because you make your diligence look effortless. It isn't in Brad to appreciate that
Brad reminds me of the old grandpa type that lives down the street (not the end of the street that’s a whole different person 😳 lol) who’s grumpy and grouchy yet you still like the person in hopes one day they change.
I had two Silkie roosters, both beautiful. One was loud like Brad, but he was sweet. He'd come when I called him and let me carry him like a baby. The other was his best friend. He couldn't crow properly so he was pretty quiet. Anytime I tried to hold him though, he reacted like Brad. He just wanted to bite to snot out of me for holding him. He's made multiple family members bleed. My 12 year old though, he never once bit her or tried to get away from her.
Damn he is so mean! I have a white silkie Roo, His Name is Cotton, and he is the sweetest rooster I have ever had. He comes out of his coop in the morning and dances at my feet🥰😍
Omgoodness my mom had a white leghorn rooster we called him foghorn leghorn lol he was exactly like Brad we couldn't go out without being attacked sending hugs and prayers i love this channel
I love your videos. We had a rooster that knew exactly how far you could walk out into the horse lot and he'd be able to run out and kick the living crap out of you before you could get back to the barn or climb a fence. He would even hide so when you looked for him - didn't see him - and thought you were safe to walk out there - he'd still get you! But if you got him in the chicken coop - he was a sweet as a fluffy little kitten. I still have nightmares about him - and I still miss him.
LOL 😂😂 ❤ I haven't had an attack rooster but I did have an attack pigeon. I called him Smackdown. He was a rescue who couldn't be released. He would hit you with the shoulder of his wing. Or peck you. Very entertaining. Thanks for sharing Brad with us. We love ya'll. ❤️
I, too,🤣 had a silkie rooster that shared Brad's sentiments. Hilarious video. You are so brave wearing slides by this toe killer - love it, thanks for posting!
I had a rooster for a few months. He lived in the back yard with my 20 rabbits who are in ten groups of 2. The rabbits would try to fight and the rooster would jump on them to show his disapproval. He was a very cool rooster!
I love your sense of humor, imagination and ALL the animals. 🥰 I’d share if you didn’t cuss so much, but to each his own. I still enjoy watching‼️I had a pet Bantam when I was a child and he hated everyone in my family except me and his harem of two hens. They took brooms out with them to keep him away from them. I took him places (on a leash) with me and he was a good boy. 😂😂😉🤗 Great memories. Thanks for the chuckles and some outright laughs‼️👍😂👏🏻👏🏻
Roosters are all different but the more you hold him and give him treats the better chance u have of making him more friendly to you. I know how much time and patience it takes as I have had many boys with this attitude. Good luck and a chicken rooster lover thanks you for your caring of Brad
Whenever I had aggressive roosters, I would pretend their aggression was really them wanting affection. So, I would pick them up, put them on their back, and walk around as if I was just carrying around a toddler. I would also pet their face, showing them I wasn't afraid and that, if they kept attacking me, I would just give them more affection. Then they started running away. 😆
The animals are very interesting & vital to the program. Amanda is the one that breathes life into the direction and focus for each individual character. There are any number of other similar channels without any further editing, edgy sarcasm/satire, run & gun commentary, with the intelligent use of enhancements. She's her own straight-person Useless Farm is uniquely interesting, funny, calming blah blah blah. I will continue to be entertained but w/insightful flavors. She needs to get a good set of chaps for her dealings with Super Bad Chicken aka. Brad
Honestly, I don’t know how you don’t punt him across the yard, and that is coming from an animal lover who loathes to squish spiders even though I hate them. At least spiders have never actively gone out of their way to harm me unlike Brad. You deserve a medal for your compassion and Brad deserves some jail time for GBH 😂.
Brad is just a comical mess! You have MANY wonderful animals. Your interaction with them is fantastic. I like the "bad" ones. I can't wait every day to see a new video from you. You and your animals are very lucky to have one another.
Brad reminds me of a few family members that out of no where verbally attack rather than physically attack... great videos.. sadly reminds me what I deal with at home... but live them all..lol
So all joking aside, I have angry roosters and my trick is to get one of those gardening knee pads with a handle and I just carry it as a buffer between me and them. No one gets hurt and I don't feel like a mean ass. 😕
As someone who has owned quite a few chickens in my life. As well as someone who is owned several silkies. Take your flip-flop off and smack the tar out of them when he tries to bite you. Love him. Be sweet and kind to him. Hold him and pet him. And feed him. But whenever he steps out of line. Define that line as some thing not to be crossed.
Omg reminds me of my silkie boy, *Rutiger* . He's such a jerk but a good boy to his hens. His crow is thankfully only half the volume of Brad's though!
LOVE the way you narrate/talk about the beautiful creatures you take care of. Have been following you for a while & find it hilarious even through a screen... I think Brad tries to scare me more than Karen (thank goodness those chickens are not 6 feet tall)... Love watching your videos.
I asked my dad if he had any suggestions that might help you. It involved an axe though so 8 won’t share that one (Hes 84 so he’s a bit old school 🤷🏻♀️🤣). Reading online it seems doing what you do with Karen is the way to go. Don some wellies or knee pads and get to standing your ground💪 Also read that holding onto them calmly like you were in this vid for 20-30mins came help teach them all is well too if you do it often enough. Good luck🤞💜
I’ve used the bath technique. You put everything but his head in a tub of water (during warmer weather) and hold him there until he’s calm. The worst one I’ve ever had needed three baths over seven days. Then he was much less aggressive with the humans on the property.
You're amazing. I hope you never listen to or internalize all the patronizing comments worried for your safety or your ability to handle animals like Karen. It's all BS and you're and badass inspiration.
Brad wakes up and chooses violence Every. Damn. Day.
😂
Just like Karen.
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The funniest thing is that Amanda seems more worried about bonkers Brad than killer Karen.
Besides both being birds, Brad & Karen must be related somehow
Brad is proof that velociraptors still walk among us.
They still _squack_ among us
Retarded velociraptors
My thought exactly 💯 🤔
Wait until you meet Karen...
I know this comment is old but seeing the videos of my sister’s chickens catch and eat mice is proof for me.
We have a silkie rooster who is a spiritual brother to Brad. We've probably had close to 20 roosters of various breeds over the years and this is by FAR the meanest rooster we've ever had. The saving grace to our silkie is he is so inbred that one of his eyes is kind of turned 90 degrees from how it should be, which makes him horribly inaccurate. He can see everything, he hates everything, he attacks everything, but he can't hit the side of a barn. We would have been sentenced him to the cooking pot a long time ago if he wasn't the most entertaining thing in the yard.
Omg hilarious
So in essence, your silky looks like Steve Buchemi w/a wig on. Lmao!
@@grnpeepers2683 Omg ha ha
🤣🤣🤣 I needed to hear that today! Thank you!
Hysterical! Thanks for making my day!
I love how she records the abuse no doubt for evidence in court later😅
Bird law will no doubt take Brad’s side
Ha! Showing up for court in full body cast😂 and Brad still tries to attack feathers flying, takes 15 bailiffs to restore order and handcuffs Brad❤
there could be an entire season of american horror story with brad.
Canadian Farmer’s Horror Story: Brad on a Rampage
Now that's money.
I almost choked on my French fry 🍟 laughing 😝. Brad needs to take it down a notch… Geek Love.
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼🇨🇦🇨🇦💞
😂😂😂😂
Your facial expressions, sarcasm and sense of humor are just priceless... Thank you.
I think she is a comic genius
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Amazing woman, ive never had a silkie, but I've had many roosters. If you find being attacked wears thin, there is an old teaching tool that has often helped me. When lovely brad attacks you, gently hold him upside down and tucked under your arm until he calms. Then place him on the ground and go about your day. Repeat as necessary, but USUALLY only has to happen 3 or 4 times...although i had one stubborn Cock named Darnell that I carried around while doing chores one-handed for two days before he admitted that I was yard boss. He was a gorgeous boy that eventually lost a battle with an owl hunting long after dawn. He attacked the owl that was going for his hens. That was Darnell. I still miss him.
Fly high Darnell 🐓
Hope she reads this. She has mean Karen and Brad. I never knew fowl were so foul and mean.
The technique that I have found that works for me with the silkies is mimicking the dominancy. What I mean is you grab them hold on to their back with one hand and make them basically sit down on the ground with the other hand you grab the back of their head neck area and gently put their beak to the ground and hold it until they submit. I had a Brad, he got broke of that real quick.
My grandmother had a large white rooster named White Cloud. He was very mean. Think Brad on silent mode doing speed. He'd attack anyone within his running distance. You didn't have to do anything. Just sitting there or standing in the yard. He'd cross the yard without a sound and flog you as long and hard as he could until you managed to remove him. He seemed enjoy leaving us bloody. Once he split my grandmother's forearm from her elbow to almost her wrist! One day grandma had enough and met his violence with a bat. She threw his corpse away saying he was just too mean to eat.
Sorry for your loss.
The fact that you’re more terrified of a small rooster than a large emu 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was just about to say “fuck he’s so useless!” Then I remembered….. this *IS* Useless Farm, so….
I cackled!!
My silkie was Mr. Fuzzy....I loved him so much..he died fighting for his hens. He was never mean but I've met mean silke roosters since so Mr. Fuzzy was never replaced.
You've hit upon an absolutely hilarious take on farm life. Your deadpan delivery and projected sense of hopelessness is a riot.
Definitely theater of the absurd.
Brad is my favorite animal on your farm. His crow is absolutely legendary.
Irritating and gritty, but legendary.
P.S…. I think both Brad and Karen would be generally happier if they were paired off together as life partners. They are soulmates.
I feel like they would end up on an episode of Dateline within the first week of their pairing though.
😂😂
Omg 🤣🤭
They must both be Capricorns, we don't get along well w others!
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Two suggestions for dealing with your attack tribble ...
[1] Wear boots with a big snake's head painted on the side. Sensible birds give snakes a wide berth. Especially big, venomous looking ones.
If that fails, then:
[2] Wear shoes shaped like Velociraptor feet, so you can fight back. If necessary, fit titanium claws.
Just remember ... have you ever seen Brad try to pick a fight with Karen? 😀
Omg, that’s hilarious!! I keep rereading and scream laughing. Good one!
🤣😂
You win! I'm HOWLING! 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I wonder if she wore a snake on her head if Karen would not attack
I love Brad, he's just so unreasonable 😂
Brad has chosen a dark path, a dark but hilarious path! 🤣🤣
You're like the ultimate mom. You love no matter what
Brad is the only serial killer I’ve seen who is prepared to ply his trade in public & on social media.
I believe Brad might be evil incarnate. Secretly in love with Karen but, Karen won't give Brad the time of day. Poor sad Brad and Karen. Two birds of a feather that truly belong together!
I love your problematic animals so much, girl! I mean, sometimes I’m legitimately scared for you & my heart has actually felt broken for you a few times too (it must be incredibly frustrating to give so much to an animal that wants to harm you almost constantly), but you’re just so cute about it & make it so wildly entertaining! ☺️ Thanks for everything you do! I hope this can eventually become your F/T job, in all honesty! You’re really great at making incredibly entertaining videos!
Yes I totally agree!
I like this comment! I agree👍
The first time I saw Karen attacking Amanda with that horrific hissing noise I was legit scared!
“Because they are very inbred. Brad is THE most inbred” 😂😂😂😂 I spit my water out hearing that. Love your sense of humor!
Think of all the humoral immunity you are getting from Brad! Every bite, inoculating you with like bits of staph, salmonella and e coli. Plus he's good for a leg workout!
As you said, I personally think it’s from his “over in-breeding” from greedy hoomans. It’s obviously a love-hate thing bc he seems quiet w/u snuggling him on your lap?
What is “humoral immunity”?
And Karen helps with arm exercises. Plus keeping reflexes finely tuned.
@@thechumpsbeendumped.7797 en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humoral_immunity
I know what it’s like being stalked by a pecker head rooster that just wishes death and violence on you every time you exit your house. It genuinely is a terrifying experience.
An old lady friend told me about a rooster who had her pinned in the outhouse when she was a little girl. She said just getting to the outhouse was a daunting experience.
What breed is your Fear Incarnate?
Brad is beautiful and evil all in one.
(The most dangerous type.)
But it’s NOT his fault! In-breeding from greedy hoomans equals personality disorders n physical disfigurement.💔
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First they beguile you with their looks so you don’t notice their malevolent soul, then go in for the kill.
Brad's problem is he is more than likely his own grandfather. 😂
We had them on our farm and the rooster could clear a farmyard in seconds. I hated doing chores because of that feathered fury of death. Mom started sending me down with a spray water bottle. It kept him at a safe distance from me.
I had a rooster that I had to put down recently because he got so sick and he wasn’t getting better despite an expensive vet bill and the interventions they gave me for him. I was heartbroken. I hatched him and hand reared him. He was lovely. Everyone loved him. Everyone at the vets office cried when we put him down. He’d sit on everyone’s shoulder and just chill.
He would challenge me quite a bit but I know that’s because I was always around the hens and they treated me like I was the rooster so I was a threat.
I miss him though.
So sorry you lost your feather baby. I got a really sweet rooster and would be devastated to lose him.
🫂 I'm sorry for your loss. May God bless and comfort you.
Chickens make utterly wonderful pets don't they
I'm sorry you lost yours. It sounds like he was unique
Is someone cutting onions nearby
Same ,I miss my Sammy bird total nut job .but so funny and aware
Brad makes me think of the best reason to keep a good cast iron skillet handy
The fact that Amanda hasn’t kicked Brad into an imaginary goal is a testament to her saintliness.
Amanda have you thought of using hip waders?
If Brad was in my yard eating my food, having his way with my hens, and acted like that, he'd end up in the Dumplings' pot.
We had a white silkie rooster who was just vicious like Brad but the hens were so docile and sweet and would come and sit on your lap and made up for their uncuddly rooster!
After you got “winged” by Brad , you sat and quietly explained Brads personality I thought it was freaking hilarious that you had Brad feathers still scattered in your hair
🐓😂😂🤦🏻♀️
Brad is one of those chickens that even the predators are afraid of and don't come around
Does a drive-by on you. Then yells right in your face. 😆
Third cousin twice removed issues. I swear I could NOT STOP LAUGHING 😂 This is why I subscribe to this channel. Makes my day 👍
God bless you my dear. You have me laughing hysterically. I'm going through the loss of my husband and facing back surgery and I really need this distraction.
I am so sorry for your loss and pray your back surgery goes well. Keep your chin up. Much love.xxx
Blessings to you!
Much love and blessings, dear Susan.
Hope everything gets better for you dear.
Time doesn't heal all wounds, but it can knock back the pain quite a bit and so can narcotics. Don't go home without narcotics and colace. Sending you prayers for a wounded heart and back.
It’s always the beautiful ones. They hurt you every time!
You have the gift of intelligence that makes you versatile with both comedy and teaching; because you make your diligence look effortless. It isn't in Brad to appreciate that
Brad reminds me of the old grandpa type that lives down the street (not the end of the street that’s a whole different person 😳 lol) who’s grumpy and grouchy yet you still like the person in hopes one day they change.
I had two Silkie roosters, both beautiful. One was loud like Brad, but he was sweet. He'd come when I called him and let me carry him like a baby. The other was his best friend. He couldn't crow properly so he was pretty quiet. Anytime I tried to hold him though, he reacted like Brad. He just wanted to bite to snot out of me for holding him. He's made multiple family members bleed. My 12 year old though, he never once bit her or tried to get away from her.
Brad looks delicious. I really like fried poultry. Extra crispy is the best.
Damn he is so mean! I have a white silkie Roo, His Name is Cotton, and he is the sweetest rooster I have ever had. He comes out of his coop in the morning and dances at my feet🥰😍
Brad's just a straight-up hell-raiser
MMMMMMM Brad looks more and more like an eight piece meal by the minute.
😂😂😂😂
"the meanest animal" in a farm that also houses Karen, is quite something
Omgoodness my mom had a white leghorn rooster we called him foghorn leghorn lol he was exactly like Brad we couldn't go out without being attacked sending hugs and prayers i love this channel
I love your videos.
We had a rooster that knew exactly how far you could walk out into the horse lot and he'd be able to run out and kick the living crap out of you before you could get back to the barn or climb a fence. He would even hide so when you looked for him - didn't see him - and thought you were safe to walk out there - he'd still get you!
But if you got him in the chicken coop - he was a sweet as a fluffy little kitten.
I still have nightmares about him - and I still miss him.
In the hen house he knew you had him literally cornered. Animals can be such smart little snots!
LOL 😂😂 ❤ I haven't had an attack rooster but I did have an attack pigeon. I called him Smackdown. He was a rescue who couldn't be released. He would hit you with the shoulder of his wing. Or peck you. Very entertaining.
Thanks for sharing Brad with us. We love ya'll. ❤️
Brad is definitely my spirit animal
Your farm would make great children's book
I, too,🤣 had a silkie rooster that shared Brad's sentiments. Hilarious video. You are so brave wearing slides by this toe killer - love it, thanks for posting!
I would have thought Karen would be the cause of your early demise. I guess the more you know 🤷🏼♀️
Needed me a dose of some " Braditude" this mornin'
I had a rooster for a few months. He lived in the back yard with my 20 rabbits who are in ten groups of 2. The rabbits would try to fight and the rooster would jump on them to show his disapproval. He was a very cool rooster!
I raise chickens ,and Brad would go very good with dumplings...lol
This woman absolutely cracks me up
😂😂😂mr too
Okay, did everyone notice that the noise at the end that Brad makes is exactly like the veloco raptor's in Jurassic Park?
Well a chicken is one of the last remaining raptors in the world....so it does make sense that it would sound like one
I ♥️ you Brad.
May you live a long, productive, fulfilling life.
Brad just has a place for everything and likes everything in its place... and you simply won't comply 😄
And Brad has made you one of the best chair dancers I've ever seen LOL
I love your sense of humor, imagination and ALL the animals. 🥰 I’d share if you didn’t cuss so much, but to each his own. I still enjoy watching‼️I had a pet Bantam when I was a child and he hated everyone in my family except me and his harem of two hens. They took brooms out with them to keep him away from them. I took him places (on a leash) with me and he was a good boy. 😂😂😉🤗 Great memories. Thanks for the chuckles and some outright laughs‼️👍😂👏🏻👏🏻
Brad knows when you sleep.💯😆
Roosters are all different but the more you hold him and give him treats the better chance u have of making him more friendly to you. I know how much time and patience it takes as I have had many boys with this attitude. Good luck and a chicken rooster lover thanks you for your caring of Brad
PLEASE make a Because Brad shirt!!!! I already have UF hoodie and Keith anxiety shirt!!!!! I need a Brad is an asshole shirt so bad.
Yeah an “except brad” shirt would be amazing
Brad is a handsome beast! What a great ab workout, working on that core!
Whenever I had aggressive roosters, I would pretend their aggression was really them wanting affection. So, I would pick them up, put them on their back, and walk around as if I was just carrying around a toddler. I would also pet their face, showing them I wasn't afraid and that, if they kept attacking me, I would just give them more affection. Then they started running away. 😆
Lol! That's what I do to my toxic friends from high school,drives them batty ( dumb blonde) kill them with kindness😉
> Silkies are known for being nice and gentle
Brad: **Unspeakable violence**
The brad I know has issues too. Hes a stressful scheming self centered untrustworthy fellow. I feel your anxiety but, we are to love the unlovely.
That sound he made at the end was just so totally prehistoric. He was obviously trying to summon his inner dinosaur.
Love your sarcasm ridden comments! Your videos are always a bright spot in my days. Thank you! 😁
The animals are very interesting & vital to the program. Amanda is the one that breathes life into the direction and focus for each individual character. There are any number of other similar channels without any further editing, edgy sarcasm/satire, run & gun commentary, with the intelligent use of enhancements. She's her own straight-person
Useless Farm is uniquely interesting, funny, calming blah blah blah.
I will continue to be entertained but w/insightful flavors. She needs to get a good set of chaps for her dealings with Super Bad Chicken aka. Brad
Honestly, I don’t know how you don’t punt him across the yard, and that is coming from an animal lover who loathes to squish spiders even though I hate them. At least spiders have never actively gone out of their way to harm me unlike Brad. You deserve a medal for your compassion and Brad deserves some jail time for GBH 😂.
She doesn't "punt him across the yard" because she loves him and accepts him.Saying crap like that makes me think you arent an animal lover.
@@crazycatlady68 she doesn’t punt him in her videos because his attitude and allowing him to peck her gets her coin 🤑
@@crazycatlady68 stop Karen.
I’d probably accidentally kick him trying to get him away, but yeah even the meanest animals deserve to be taken care of.
His beak is probably not very sharp. She would have stopped playing with him
I am glad to know Brad isn’t the size of Karen. He is relentless!
You have the patience of a saint
How you dodge Brad and Karen’s attacks is sheer talent! 😂
It is scary that HE is the meanest when Karen exists
This cracks me up. A vicious chicken. Not sure if he is vicious or just practicing martial arts with you. Its something to consider.
I love that she’s genuinely terrified of her own animals
I have a 25yr. old , permeant SCAR on my knee from my super rotten rooster that I loved so much. Lol I get it ..
Brad is just a comical mess! You have MANY wonderful animals. Your interaction with them is fantastic. I like the "bad" ones. I can't wait every day to see a new video from you. You and your animals are very lucky to have one another.
That’s a great motivator for doing leg lifts!!! Genius!
You absolutely crack me up! I ♡ your name choices & backstories for all the residents of the farm. I also ♡ your merch!
There is a neck stretching exercise that would really benefit Brad's behaviour!
I'm afraid to ask.
Making a good chicken noodle soup tonight. From useless farm to useful farm.
Brad reminds me of a few family members that out of no where verbally attack rather than physically attack... great videos.. sadly reminds me what I deal with at home... but live them all..lol
Your sense of humour is so enjoyable. Keeps me coming back for more 😊👍
To quote Wikipedia "Silkies are well known for their calm, friendly temperament. It is among the most docile of poultry."
Not sure I want to meet the rest!
So all joking aside, I have angry roosters and my trick is to get one of those gardening knee pads with a handle and I just carry it as a buffer between me and them. No one gets hurt and I don't feel like a mean ass. 😕
When Brad runs at you, step towards him like you're going to attack HIM! See how that works for you.
I feel like he'd be a good mascot for Monster. Additionally, I seriously want some Pencil content.
As someone who has owned quite a few chickens in my life. As well as someone who is owned several silkies. Take your flip-flop off and smack the tar out of them when he tries to bite you. Love him. Be sweet and kind to him. Hold him and pet him. And feed him. But whenever he steps out of line. Define that line as some thing not to be crossed.
Omg reminds me of my silkie boy, *Rutiger* . He's such a jerk but a good boy to his hens. His crow is thankfully only half the volume of Brad's though!
I once had an Australorp that was way meaner. He was a giant feathery bag of anger. He once ran across nearly 2 acre property to fight. Demon bird.
Start wearing a metal shin shield and Brad will back off!
I agree this could be a great horror movie on the farm.
LOVE the way you narrate/talk about the beautiful creatures you take care of. Have been following you for a while & find it hilarious even through a screen... I think Brad tries to scare me more than Karen (thank goodness those chickens are not 6 feet tall)... Love watching your videos.
Brad looks delicious. His feathers are very decorative as well.
I asked my dad if he had any suggestions that might help you. It involved an axe though so 8 won’t share that one (Hes 84 so he’s a bit old school 🤷🏻♀️🤣). Reading online it seems doing what you do with Karen is the way to go. Don some wellies or knee pads and get to standing your ground💪 Also read that holding onto them calmly like you were in this vid for 20-30mins came help teach them all is well too if you do it often enough. Good luck🤞💜
I’ve used the bath technique. You put everything but his head in a tub of water (during warmer weather) and hold him there until he’s calm. The worst one I’ve ever had needed three baths over seven days. Then he was much less aggressive with the humans on the property.
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I though for a minute that this “bath” was going to have onions, carrots, etc added and then be placed on the stove.
Brad's beginning to grow on me. He does seem deep, dark, and yes, has some sort of cousin issues.
You're amazing. I hope you never listen to or internalize all the patronizing comments worried for your safety or your ability to handle animals like Karen. It's all BS and you're and badass inspiration.
We had a silkie rooster once. He was also the meanest lil rooster we've ever had. It's like they have the chicken version of short man's syndrome lol