That reminds me of a psychopath riddle. Where a girl meets the guy of his dreams in her mother’s wedding but didn’t know who he was so she killed her sister in hopes on seeing him again at her sister’s funeral.
It's all starting to make sense - Jim's love for the grim reaper - Jim's reason for sleeping in the same bed as his son - Jim always missed school and now in the sims 4 always misses work - Jim's childhood was so full of death he's now become desensitised to it - Jim was sent away to military school which is obviously a front for Hogwarts - BJ saw Jim's film Killjoy 2 and saw Jim's relationship with the clown, so in an attempt to get closer to his father he wears clown makeup - Jim's amazing acting skills derived from his father - Jim named his son BJ because it reminded him of his father's name Dick - Jim's idea for killing people using a swimming pool was inspired by his parents It brings a tear to my eye to finally be learning about the origin of the greatly complex and amazing man Jim Pickens
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... but very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly unhappy juggler from Sim City with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was an unemployed failed socialite named Janice who would constantly cry and pee herself. My father would womanize, he would overuse the hot tub. He would make outrageous claims like he got an autograph from Avril Lavigne. Sometimes he would stand unmoving in front of cars for hours. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Sleeping in my mother's vibrating bed, skydiving lessons. In the spring we'd invite our neighbors over to a swim and then wall off the pool with snow. When I was insolent I was mocked by both my parents and sent to military school- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first skeleton maid. At the age of fourteen a genie set fire to my family's hot tub. There really is nothing like a watching your mother get resurrected by the Grim Reaper... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." ~ Jim Pickens, to his therapist
@Joel Bedau it's a normal font in bold letters you just put (*) at the begining and at the end of whatever you want to say (*)like this(*) but without brackets and you're done :)
It’s kinda fascinating that the sims franchise predates comic sans’ now ubiquitous meme reputation. Like I know most things do, but it still interests me.
Perpetually Pessimistic that would be fun, but in the sims series, if Jim were to age in the timeline of the games, he would be super old in The Sims 2, and he wouldn’t be born in The Sims 3. Sooooooo, I guess he’s a time traveler! Jim Pickens, taking over the world one timeline at a time.
Jim's father was always chasing that fame, convincing himself he'd be the next big star and neglecting his family. Blowing his money on expensive and lavish possessions while not even providing a simple garbage can for his family. Jim's mother had a near-death experience and spiralled into a depressive mood of being so obsessed with death she'd host parties and make "accidents" happen just so she could see it all again and live through the thrill and depression. Like an addiction. Poor little Jim was just trying to go to school but the neglect from his parents strained him. His garden was surrounded by gravestones, frightening and intriguing him and he kept spotting a dark cloaked figure arrive to his home and add another gravestone. Like his mother, he became obsessed with seeing this dark figure. Eventually people caught on to Jim's living conditions and he was taken away, sent off to a military school to help him better himself. But the young Jim was already down a dark path. It was too late.
@@fuckthesystem6799 He used to have an old channel where he did the Sims 3, but he lost a lot of views and subscribers after getting into an accident, so he moved channels and deleted all the things on his old one. At least that's what I've heard around here.
Does a bead door stop a robber in that game, lol, like "Oh man where do you put the key in this door!" "I brought my lockpicks BUT THERE'S NO LOCK TO PICK!" "This guy has some serious security!"
Plot twist: Jim wasn’t actually taken to military school, he was taken to Hogwarts and that’s where Kevin’s Garrys Mod Harry Potter RP series started. He was later expelled from Hogwarts because he had become too powerful. That explains why when Jim died in “Sims 4 but I should never have a job”, the entire timeline stopped working. He’s so powerful that he can destroy the entire universe when he dies, and he might actually be aware that he’s in a game and that destroying the universe would force Kevin to load his previous save file. Truly, Jim Pickens has reached god-tier power. This makes me wonder what a fight between Jim Pickens and Autism Cat (from Wilburger’s Oblivion series) would be like. Two god-like beings fighting one another, it would be the fight of the century. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
There was a post in r/moviedetails about Thor Ragnarok, I said "Thor Ragnarok, more like Bore Ragnarok" and I got banned from commenting or posting anymore.
/r/moviedetails is just a circlejerk anyway. Fun fact, the owner of that sub distributed child porn to (successfully) get /r/deepfakes banned. Never got punished for it
Viewing someone's hair while they're in a swimsuit? No, that'll get us banned and marked 18+ Vibrator on bed? That's fine Also I want to see how Jim's family ended up in Sims 1
Love is a burnin' thing And it makes a fiery ring Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet I fell for you like a child Oh, but the fire went wild I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire I fell into a burnin' ring of fire I went down, down, down And the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire And it burns, burns, burns The ring of fire, the ring of fire The ring of fire, the ring of fire The ring of fire
Jesus Christ Love is a burning thing And it makes a fiery ring. Bound by wild desire I fell into a ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The taste of love is sweet When hearts like ours meet. I fell for you like a child, Oh, but the fire went wild. I fell into a burning ring of fire, I went down, down, down and the flames went higher And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. And it burns, burns, burns, The ring of fire, the ring of fire. The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
I've been doing some reading lately about past lifes and stumbled upon one of the most disturbing revelations of 2018. I believe our beloved Kevin, was James Arthur Pickens in a past life. James Arthur Pickens was born in Kent, England in 1897 to Richard and Janice Pickens. James or Jim as he was known suffered from Albinism and received much scorn throughout his life for it. He dropped out of school at 12 and became an apprentice Farrier or horseshoe maker along with his Father. Then World War One broke out and along with the rest of his former peers he enlisted in the British Army. In a cruel twist of faith Jim Pickens, the young Albino soldier, was sent to Gallipoli to fight agaisnt the Ottoman Empire. The Sunburnt cruel on Jims ivory skin as he peeled and blistered in the Mediterranian heat dodging death dished out from the barrel of a Turkish rifle. Miraculously, dispite the hunger and endless peril young Jim made it back home but unfortunatley his compassion and humanity were lost somewhere in the trenches, buried beneath the shell fire of British and Ottoman Warships. Jim arrived back in Kent like a stranger, he was unrecognisable. The countless Sunburn he endured had scarred his skin leaving a never ending burning sensation. It eventually drove him mad. In the interwar years he took over the Farriers business from his Father and opened a "Knackers yard" for dead and dying horses. This is when the experimentation began. Jim Pickens delighted in hacking apart and mutilating dead horses. But it wasnt enough. Jim Pickens would stalk the countryside at night, to avoid the sun, searching for his next victim to keep in his cellar for his "experiments". The newspapers warned of "The Vampire of Kent" for years. There was 26 disapearences from 1919 to 1923. All mutilated and all dressed in the garb of Saint Nicholas. He was eventaully caught by none other than a member of his former Battalion of her majestys 87th Fusiliers who had turned to law enforcement after the war. Late one night after stalking a young women for half a mile on the outskirts of town Jim had wandered onto the garden of the Soldier turned Policeman. "Who is trampling my petunias at this hour at night" he bellowed, Shotgun in hand "identify yourself!" Jim froze, his blood curdling as he seethed with raged having lost sight of his quarry. "Call me Kevin!" He shrieked, his voice sharp as a knife split the calm midsummer night of the English countryside. It was followed by 2 blasts. Jim Pickens, The Vampire of Kent died in 1924 after taking 2 slugs to the chest. He had left the war, but the war couldnt leave him.
@@00Adania00 i just copy pasted that from Wikipedia im not writer I can barely read. I do have a struggling RUclips channel however I have alot of terrible content and I post whenever I feel like it ☺
When Jim was sent to military school he was personally trained by a man called thicc boi from the army rp videos. This caused Jim to see the grim reaper quite a lot from the deaths, further strengthening his relationship with him.
Plot twist... Jim's mother actually died. He couldnt cope with it and now has this disjointed and augmented reality of a memory. He imagined going to military school to deal with a terrible home life and trying to distance himself from his destroyed home. In reality, the sweet nanny that raised and cared for Jim was nothing but a cold dead vessel compared to his mother. His father chased a dead end acting career. When jim was older, it was the only reality he knew so he tried to make it on the big screen. Nothing would ever make Jim happy. Murder, Magic and a fascination with death is all based around the loss of his mother and his broken inner child desperately trying to bring her back. As a shattered figure, he never learned right from wrong with two completely absent parents and now is mischievous, a slob and downright evil. He still clings to the childhood he desperately craves, and even grim his poor spouse isnt dead, but just cant measure up to the pedestal Jim put his mother on... Our little Jim was doomed from the start.
But sims 2 is actually set 50 years/Days in the future from how Malcolm is an adult in sims 2 opposed to how he is a child in sims 3, that and there are Robots in Sims 2... i'm probably wrong.
This game brings back so many memories. My mom introduced me to the game when I was young (this was like 2009). Until I got old enough to understand it, but the first time I played it I didn't grasp the concept of pausing. I made my family and built our house too. So, I never paused my game and turned off the monitor. In short, I woke up to my own sim sent off to boarding school, my dad died, and my mom was surrounded by cockroaches crying over my dads urn. I never played the sims again until like 6 years later-
Hearing that ominous sound alert triggered some trauma in me lol. I remember getting jumpscared af as a child whenever a burglar would appear at night!
As Jim goes to military school, he is bullied for being different. There with a new access to weaponry... He finds himself a way to "get expelled." Afterwards he goes to a fastor family to end the second half of his childhood... Even worse-ly?
@@rayshiotile9487 Jim Pickens was bullied by Lieutenant Cole for too long. Jim had snuck out and ran to Hogwarts, and became a wizard. But Jim was too powerful, and accidentally went to the medieval times, being crowned King of Fecktopia. Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law had met him there, but they were sent back into the future. Jim had entered a strange city(gmod city rp) after many scandals he made when traveling through time, he became old but still the most powerful being. His age changed nothing. He stayed in the Simlands for the rest of his life.
blödmann 262 if are glorious leader makes an alliance with the Lathrixian Legion and the Elesian's and the Vooperians he would be able to take over the universe
"Hey boss, it's Dick Pickens. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't come into work for my first day yesterday, I was sleeping in my son's bed in the closet, but I've decided to quit this job in the entertainment industry and instead pursue a career in the entertainment industry. Thanks for understanding. Bye."
For anyone interested, I put all the information of Jim's personality into a psychopathy test. Here is the results: Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.5. Primary psychopathy is the effective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations. Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.2. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior. Your score for primary psychopathy was higher than 95.24% of people who have taken this test. Your score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 96.75% of people who have taken this test So, everybody run.
God I miss sims 1. I know it’s shit compared to what we have now, but this game was everything when I was a kid and the build mode music was so relaxing.
So I was watching a documentary about the Spartans and when I wanted to pause the video I accidentally clicked on the notification that literally just popped up. But we all know when our Dear Leader calls to arms, there are no ecuses! *insert Sims war cry*
"vibrate" (thinkingemoji.jpg) Woohoo was actually kind of a funny thing as a kid. You got the idea but it wasn't too adult. I forgot about Vibrate. Vibrate is horrifying. I think "Woohoo with self" would be less horrifying honestly.
After re-watching this video various times throughout the years, I’ve noticed something I missed. 03:40 Dick answers of phone and he wins the $600 lottery ticket. Kevin just distracting us with the Jim standing in front of the bus for me to notice.
Dude same this is gonna sound really weird but I honestly felt super bad when he ignored the cat like?? Idk I’ve had a rough day I could just be extra sensitive rn don’t mind me 👀
His former victims caught up to him and possessed the entire house so that he was forced to go. No, that wouldn’t have happened. Jim would just shrug and go somewhere else if ghosts did that to him. Perhaps it’s a nightmare he has? I still agree, though. There’s no way our Dear Leader would agree on getting therapy x)
*Dude, those people didn't like...die, they just have become one with nature...you know. Leaving their human prisons behind & releasing their soul in the atmosphere & let their shells become fertilizers, so mother nature can have a family of happy little trees* Excerpts of the statement Jim Pickens Father gave to the police, when being questioned about all those people disappearing after they were last seen on his property. lol
Jim escaped from Military school and couldn't find his parents afterwards so he moved in with Grognak and suffers from delusions that a dad takes care of him since he got none of that when he was younger
Man... This game feels so magical, beautiful and wonderful as well as disgusting, horrifying and depressing at the same time... It's just amazing. Definitely a game of all time.
Makes me wonder if Jim killed people in his teen years just to chat with Grim. That's so romantic
Otp
How did you guess?
:o
That reminds me of a psychopath riddle. Where a girl meets the guy of his dreams in her mother’s wedding but didn’t know who he was so she killed her sister in hopes on seeing him again at her sister’s funeral.
I'd like but it's at 666
Sims 1: Jim Pickens Origns
Sims 2: Jim Pickens Begins
Sims 3: Jim Pickens Unchained
Sims 4: Jim Pickens Forever
Sims 5: The Downfall of Jim Pickens
@@carlcarlson1225 this is a reason why Sims 5 will never be released.
Carl Carlson impossible
Yes!!
Jim pickens Tokyo drift
THE PLOT PICKENS
hhahahahahah
GENIUS
Oof
*the the snot snickens*
KurtSidYLosDemas
The pot plickens
It's all starting to make sense
- Jim's love for the grim reaper
- Jim's reason for sleeping in the same bed as his son
- Jim always missed school and now in the sims 4 always misses work
- Jim's childhood was so full of death he's now become desensitised to it
- Jim was sent away to military school which is obviously a front for Hogwarts
- BJ saw Jim's film Killjoy 2 and saw Jim's relationship with the clown, so in an attempt to get closer to his father he wears clown makeup
- Jim's amazing acting skills derived from his father
- Jim named his son BJ because it reminded him of his father's name Dick
- Jim's idea for killing people using a swimming pool was inspired by his parents
It brings a tear to my eye to finally be learning about the origin of the greatly complex and amazing man Jim Pickens
Haha XD
This should be published somewhere , its canon
Now everything makes so much sense. Thanks for pointing out this!!
@@RBG9000 check the call me kevin wiki
The Jim lore is so deep
“Is it because a cat came on the lawn?”
*points to raccoon walking across the yard*
Hail ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Who is "El Bandito?"
Oh my god connecting the Sims 1 to Jim's origin with the intro skit is genious. This Kevin Cinematic Universe is going places.
Kevo
Marvel: I got the biggest cinematic universe in the whole Hollywood industry
Kevin: Hold my beer
kevi
karvel
@@bigshrekhorner but actully the lore in callmekevin videos are crazy
"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... but very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly unhappy juggler from Sim City with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was an unemployed failed socialite named Janice who would constantly cry and pee herself. My father would womanize, he would overuse the hot tub. He would make outrageous claims like he got an autograph from Avril Lavigne. Sometimes he would stand unmoving in front of cars for hours. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Sleeping in my mother's vibrating bed, skydiving lessons. In the spring we'd invite our neighbors over to a swim and then wall off the pool with snow. When I was insolent I was mocked by both my parents and sent to military school- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first skeleton maid. At the age of fourteen a genie set fire to my family's hot tub. There really is nothing like a watching your mother get resurrected by the Grim Reaper... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."
~ Jim Pickens, to his therapist
I have this scene from Dr. Evil written down for my Facebook bio. Lmfao
this must be the prologue of the next Killjoy movie
2long4me2read
I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS FROM READING THIS IM NOT EVEN KIDDING.
Omg, omg.. this, this right here so perfectly gets this video. Re-read this like 4 times, priceless
*E L B A N D I T O*
@Joel Bedau it's a normal font in bold letters you just put (*) at the begining and at the end of whatever you want to say (*)like this(*) but without brackets and you're done :)
*EL BANDITO*
@@TheBaldNonce El Bandito has such a powerful walk.
@@ShadowHawk24Real *EL BANDITO* truly is a magnificient creature
*BANDITO*
the best part of this game is the comic sans font. nothing but professionals making this game.
Comic sans for a very serious game
Ah the old days, when the only acceptable font was comic sans because that's what the cool kids use...
cow chop!!!!
It’s kinda fascinating that the sims franchise predates comic sans’ now ubiquitous meme reputation. Like I know most things do, but it still interests me.
You HAVE to do the Sims 2 with teenage Jim and the Sims 3 with young adult Jim. You have to.
Perpetually Pessimistic omg yesss!!
Yes!
Perpetually Pessimistic that would be fun, but in the sims series, if Jim were to age in the timeline of the games, he would be super old in The Sims 2, and he wouldn’t be born in The Sims 3. Sooooooo, I guess he’s a time traveler! Jim Pickens, taking over the world one timeline at a time.
Technically he already did a sims 3 with a young adult Jim pickens.
I want more sims 1 first
Sims 4: “Very Sad”
Sims 1 “I am too depressed to even look at myself.”
Jim's father was always chasing that fame, convincing himself he'd be the next big star and neglecting his family. Blowing his money on expensive and lavish possessions while not even providing a simple garbage can for his family. Jim's mother had a near-death experience and spiralled into a depressive mood of being so obsessed with death she'd host parties and make "accidents" happen just so she could see it all again and live through the thrill and depression. Like an addiction.
Poor little Jim was just trying to go to school but the neglect from his parents strained him. His garden was surrounded by gravestones, frightening and intriguing him and he kept spotting a dark cloaked figure arrive to his home and add another gravestone. Like his mother, he became obsessed with seeing this dark figure.
Eventually people caught on to Jim's living conditions and he was taken away, sent off to a military school to help him better himself. But the young Jim was already down a dark path. It was too late.
Love it :D
sims 4: sequel
sims 3: original playthrough
sims 2: prequel
sims 1: prequel prequel
It's a shame he deleted all sims 3 videos. I never watched any of that videos, but i want to know how jim story started
Just like star wars
@@JohnCage77 i watched some in his old channel
@@JohnCage77 why did he delete them?
@@fuckthesystem6799 He used to have an old channel where he did the Sims 3, but he lost a lot of views and subscribers after getting into an accident, so he moved channels and deleted all the things on his old one. At least that's what I've heard around here.
Jim has outlived his parents by two centuries in real time converted from Sim time.
Does a bead door stop a robber in that game, lol, like "Oh man where do you put the key in this door!" "I brought my lockpicks BUT THERE'S NO LOCK TO PICK!" "This guy has some serious security!"
and then he goes around thinking the backdoor was easier.
he was wrong.
The backdoor's usually more effort but it's always more rewarding.
@@Otakupatriot117 the feeling when you figure out how to open an arc
is just so sweet
"oh god there's not even a door here screw this i give up"
Wow so Jim Peckins acting skills in The Movies are from his father
2:27 I love how genuine he sounds when he says he loves how terrifying Bonehilda is.
It sounds so genuine and sweet wth
Plot twist: Jim wasn’t actually taken to military school, he was taken to Hogwarts and that’s where Kevin’s Garrys Mod Harry Potter RP series started. He was later expelled from Hogwarts because he had become too powerful. That explains why when Jim died in “Sims 4 but I should never have a job”, the entire timeline stopped working. He’s so powerful that he can destroy the entire universe when he dies, and he might actually be aware that he’s in a game and that destroying the universe would force Kevin to load his previous save file. Truly, Jim Pickens has reached god-tier power. This makes me wonder what a fight between Jim Pickens and Autism Cat (from Wilburger’s Oblivion series) would be like. Two god-like beings fighting one another, it would be the fight of the century. An unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Buckowens Aka some random guy and this video is just a mass hallucination by the household
I love you man
Buckowens Aka some random guy Jim vs Goku who would win
how high are you?!?!
i got way too invested in this comment
Statistically speaking, with over 6billion people alive. There is someone who looks exactly like Jim Pickens who is named Jim Pickens.
You look like a Jim Pickens
@@prodan23 👌 noice.
7.5 billion actually
7.5 billion is over 6 billion
Don't worry donny i got your back ;)
I don't think that's how statistics works
Holy shit, your American hippie voice at 1:31 was so good.
It shocked the hell out of me and I had to replay it six times.
glad it wasnt just me. more people should be talking about this
So I'm hoping Jim's teenage years were in Sims 2, and his college days were in Sims 3?
Well Jim went to University in Sims 2, but he could've just enrolled early or something
Liv Simply He got kicked out so maybe Sims 3 is his second try at uni
Jim didn't go to college. He got his education on the streets of Sim City.
Isnt the sims 3 a prequel to the sims 2? That would make Jim either age weirdly or after he graduated he became clinically insane manchild, lol
He was a kid in college in Sims 3 and just jumped to 70+ in 4 😆
Sims 1 or 2? Why not both!
The Sims 2 was arguably the best Sims game, he should do The Sims 2. Theres only so much you can do in the sims 1 anyways.
SIMS 1!!!!
Yesssss 😜😜😜
Sims medieval was also a blast
I thought the original Sims had a better aesthetic and music, although 2 was better as a game.
Honey, Jim is standing in front of the bus again...
"Mom I just want to die"
Watching Kevin play Sims 1 again makes me realize how many cool features were left out of Sims 4 😢
Yeah like Jim just standing in front of the bus
Like not being able to see Sims hair when they're in the restroom
Like having to constantly take care of your sims individually
Video ends with screams.
Classic Kevin.
There was a post in r/moviedetails about Thor Ragnarok, I said "Thor Ragnarok, more like Bore Ragnarok" and I got banned from commenting or posting anymore.
You're doing God's work, keep at it ma'boy!
/r/moviedetails is just a circlejerk anyway. Fun fact, the owner of that sub distributed child porn to (successfully) get /r/deepfakes banned. Never got punished for it
@@Pat4ever. holy shit
Pat Rick JESUS FUCKING CHRIST also wait why... to get a sub banned... what
@@Pat4ever. oh
*OH*
that's something to spam that sub with. any evidence i could use to completely flood it?
Viewing someone's hair while they're in a swimsuit?
No, that'll get us banned and marked 18+
Vibrator on bed?
That's fine
Also I want to see how Jim's family ended up in Sims 1
Love is a burnin' thing
And it makes a fiery ring
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet
I fell for you like a child
Oh, but the fire went wild
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
I fell into a burnin' ring of fire
I went down, down, down
And the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
And it burns, burns, burns
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The ring of fire, the ring of fire
The ring of fire
that was quick
jesus christ, its jesus christ!
Why this again lol.
I did this on his last video :)
Jesus Christ Love is a burning thing
And it makes a fiery ring.
Bound by wild desire
I fell into a ring of fire.
I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
The taste of love is sweet
When hearts like ours meet.
I fell for you like a child,
Oh, but the fire went wild.
I fell into a burning ring of fire,
I went down, down, down and the flames went higher
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
The ring of fire, the ring of fire.
"it's a stray cat I don't think it cares, I sure don't"
Not even 10 minutes later
"Aww the stray cat isn't a family friend anymore"
the fact that Jim was sent to military school explains so much
Jim’s story picks up in military rp
I've been doing some reading lately about past lifes and stumbled upon one of the most disturbing revelations of 2018.
I believe our beloved Kevin, was James Arthur Pickens in a past life.
James Arthur Pickens was born in Kent, England in 1897 to Richard and Janice Pickens.
James or Jim as he was known suffered from Albinism and received much scorn throughout his life for it.
He dropped out of school at 12 and became an apprentice Farrier or horseshoe maker along with his Father.
Then World War One broke out and along with the rest of his former peers he enlisted in the British Army.
In a cruel twist of faith Jim Pickens, the young Albino soldier, was sent to Gallipoli to fight agaisnt the Ottoman Empire.
The Sunburnt cruel on Jims ivory skin as he peeled and blistered in the Mediterranian heat dodging death dished out from the barrel of a Turkish rifle.
Miraculously, dispite the hunger and endless peril young Jim made it back home but unfortunatley his compassion and humanity were lost somewhere in the trenches, buried beneath the shell fire of British and Ottoman Warships.
Jim arrived back in Kent like a stranger, he was unrecognisable. The countless Sunburn he endured had scarred his skin leaving a never ending burning sensation.
It eventually drove him mad.
In the interwar years he took over the Farriers business from his Father and opened a "Knackers yard" for dead and dying horses.
This is when the experimentation began. Jim Pickens delighted in hacking apart and mutilating dead horses.
But it wasnt enough.
Jim Pickens would stalk the countryside at night, to avoid the sun, searching for his next victim to keep in his cellar for his "experiments".
The newspapers warned of "The Vampire of Kent" for years.
There was 26 disapearences from 1919 to 1923. All mutilated and all dressed in the garb of Saint Nicholas.
He was eventaully caught by none other than a member of his former Battalion of her majestys 87th Fusiliers who had turned to law enforcement after the war.
Late one night after stalking a young women for half a mile on the outskirts of town Jim had wandered onto the garden of the Soldier turned Policeman.
"Who is trampling my petunias at this hour at night" he bellowed, Shotgun in hand "identify yourself!"
Jim froze, his blood curdling as he seethed with raged having lost sight of his quarry.
"Call me Kevin!" He shrieked, his voice sharp as a knife split the calm midsummer night of the English countryside.
It was followed by 2 blasts.
Jim Pickens, The Vampire of Kent died in 1924 after taking 2 slugs to the chest.
He had left the war, but the war couldnt leave him.
i'm crying this is too sad
Nice writing skills, pal!
@@00Adania00 i just copy pasted that from Wikipedia im not writer I can barely read.
I do have a struggling RUclips channel however
I have alot of terrible content and I post whenever I feel like it ☺
@*Gasp dont please, if Kevin finds out he'll spank my bottom until its as pink as strawberry ice cream
would that be a bad thing?
When Jim was sent to military school he was personally trained by a man called thicc boi from the army rp videos. This caused Jim to see the grim reaper quite a lot from the deaths, further strengthening his relationship with him.
Picture Frame “The RAF is here for your hostage!”
Plot twist... Jim's mother actually died. He couldnt cope with it and now has this disjointed and augmented reality of a memory. He imagined going to military school to deal with a terrible home life and trying to distance himself from his destroyed home. In reality, the sweet nanny that raised and cared for Jim was nothing but a cold dead vessel compared to his mother. His father chased a dead end acting career. When jim was older, it was the only reality he knew so he tried to make it on the big screen. Nothing would ever make Jim happy. Murder, Magic and a fascination with death is all based around the loss of his mother and his broken inner child desperately trying to bring her back. As a shattered figure, he never learned right from wrong with two completely absent parents and now is mischievous, a slob and downright evil. He still clings to the childhood he desperately craves, and even grim his poor spouse isnt dead, but just cant measure up to the pedestal Jim put his mother on... Our little Jim was doomed from the start.
Sims 1 but Jim's nemesis is actually the child his parents had after he went to military school
Tim Pickens from when he played the Sims "busting out" 🤔
I also had a son named Tim if you remember
I want "He missed the school bus because he was too busy mourning" tattooed on my chest.
though mr pickens was never in the vietnam war, his childhood was comparable to 'nam so he's allowed to say he was
I think move on to sims 2. This is a great ending to Jims childhood imo. You can continue after he gets back from military school as a teenager.
But sims 2 is actually set 50 years/Days in the future from how Malcolm is an adult in sims 2 opposed to how he is a child in sims 3, that and there are Robots in Sims 2... i'm probably wrong.
James Sarvan I think it should be Jim as a teenager after he breaks out of military school
I agree with James
Yeah and Jim's dad should show up as what is essentially a modern Jim Pickens and corrupt him.
Hahahaha I love it
This game brings back so many memories. My mom introduced me to the game when I was young (this was like 2009).
Until I got old enough to understand it, but the first time I played it I didn't grasp the concept of pausing. I made my family and built our house too. So, I never paused my game and turned off the monitor. In short, I woke up to my own sim sent off to boarding school, my dad died, and my mom was surrounded by cockroaches crying over my dads urn.
I never played the sims again until like 6 years later-
I thought Janice was missing her eyes until I realised they were sunglasses
Could we see a teenage emo Jim Pickens
@NeverMindGaming rip our dream
maybe in sims 2
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!?
Rewatching this made me realize that i spent two years of my life saying: "What's the point in barriors man??"
Barriers*
@@hopegaming867 varriairs*
@@juanmanuelcorrea7673 burritos*
@@tashkent561 Wouldn't mine having one now.
More Sims 1 before Sims 2!
One thing I love about the sims 1 is the glorious comic sans
When the pause menu is in comic sans, you know it's good
Not just that but the whole game
That Comic Sans font... SO MUCH NOSTALGIA
"Turn that racket off" Not the first time Jim has had issues with Rackets.
Someone pitch the Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe idea to Hollywood asap
I swear this gets funnier every time I watch it
6:12 _and another one down, and another one down, _*_ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST-AH!!!_*
IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE
No it's a queen reference woooosh
Hearing that ominous sound alert triggered some trauma in me lol.
I remember getting jumpscared af as a child whenever a burglar would appear at night!
Bet u live in the ghetto
"No wonder he's imune to sadnes he spent his whole childhood crying
-kevin 2018?
I miss beejay
Beejay is the true star
TheMrMeano well now we have Dick. And you’ll have to learn to love him.
Ayyy 420th like
Rest in peace, sweet prince
Oh heck yeah! Sims 2! It's much easier to manage sims there! And I so want to see angsty teen Jim lmao
It's not heck yeah, it's FECK yeah.
Jim: “It all started with a mime, a pool, and a fire.” Sounds legit.
a down on his luck boy with a traumatic childhood changes the world for ever when he moves across the hall from an unassuming forearm god.
sounds like hitler
Sims 4 but it's actually the Sims 1
bore ragnarok? more like jannotnice
@@YEP753 feck
Is this canon?
yes
Nah
3:22 two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub
NO FEET APART CAUSE THEY'RE HELLA GAY
“I’ve already made my family, and they have deleted themselves.” I’m probably the only one who got flashbacks to sims creepypasta that was my shit
As Jim goes to military school, he is bullied for being different. There with a new access to weaponry... He finds himself a way to "get expelled." Afterwards he goes to a fastor family to end the second half of his childhood... Even worse-ly?
*foster
I like to think that every Jim Pickens in every non-sims video is part of his background. Part of the JPCU (Jim Pickens Cinematic Universe).
"can't you see i'm in my pajamas?! im ready for a sleep" is stuck in my head right now
Do a few more in sims 1, then go to sims 2!
I really want to know what happened after the military school
i want to know what happened IN Military school
@@rayshiotile9487 Jim Pickens was bullied by Lieutenant Cole for too long. Jim had snuck out and ran to Hogwarts, and became a wizard. But Jim was too powerful, and accidentally went to the medieval times, being crowned King of Fecktopia. Grognak the Destroyer Attorney at Law had met him there, but they were sent back into the future. Jim had entered a strange city(gmod city rp) after many scandals he made when traveling through time, he became old but still the most powerful being. His age changed nothing. He stayed in the Simlands for the rest of his life.
The canon origin of Jim Pickens.
Joaquin Phoenix as Jim Pickens
Guess who's back, back again Jim is back tell a friend
Jim pickens it’s the lord🙏🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙏🏿
I haven't been around in a loong time
Long live the are glorious leader
@@flimby872 yes prease him as never before
blödmann 262 if are glorious leader makes an alliance with the Lathrixian Legion and the Elesian's and the Vooperians he would be able to take over the universe
And heres my family, oh and they deleted themselves
"Hey boss, it's Dick Pickens. Yeah, I'm sorry I didn't come into work for my first day yesterday, I was sleeping in my son's bed in the closet, but I've decided to quit this job in the entertainment industry and instead pursue a career in the entertainment industry. Thanks for understanding. Bye."
Someone needs to write a book about this
And then make it into a movie
Grim probably has
3:20
Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, not 5 feet apart because Brad's gay.
For anyone interested, I put all the information of Jim's personality into a psychopathy test. Here is the results:
Your score from primary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.5. Primary psychopathy is the effective aspects of psychopathy; a lack of empathy for other people and tolerance for antisocial orientations.
Your score from secondary psychopathy has been calculated as 4.2. Secondary psychopathy is the antisocial aspects of psychopathy; rule breaking and a lack of effort towards socially rewarded behavior.
Your score for primary psychopathy was higher than 95.24% of people who have taken this test.
Your score for secondary psychopathy was higher than 96.75% of people who have taken this test
So, everybody run.
God I miss sims 1. I know it’s shit compared to what we have now, but this game was everything when I was a kid and the build mode music was so relaxing.
The danger themes (especially for burglars and friggin El Bandito) can go screw themselves though.
you miss it? it's a game, just play it again lol
vae victis it has shit graphics and the moodlets go down so fast. Why would she play it now.
when you have sims 1 with all expansions is better then 4 and if you care about graphics you are moron they are not important
NeverMindGaming are you illiterate???
The origin story episodes are always the best filler.
He'll be a Bob Ross impersonator? Or didn't you mean...A ROSS BOB IMPERSONATOR???
No ross bob is rt
(X files theme song)
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 Irish guy that tortues people? Yep. Same person.
So I was watching a documentary about the Spartans and when I wanted to pause the video I accidentally clicked on the notification that literally just popped up. But we all know when our Dear Leader calls to arms, there are no ecuses! *insert Sims war cry*
Zuba brimble norp!
Is that therapist related to Severus Snape by any chance?
Thanks for the Veritaserum Snape!
Nah, he said "please". No way he is.
Oh wait, Alan Rickman :( May he rest in Peace!
*"Janice, more like bore... No JanNotNice"*
Can you please reupload on like a Archive channel the sims 3 series. I never finished it and would LOVE to see more of Jim's back story.
All videos are set on private unfortunately.
Oh so you were intentionally linking a playlist with unavailable videos to troll with people?
Sorry.
Uau, now Jim Picken's story turned into a marvelous tv show with a deep and complex story 😂😂😂
I need more please, im loving it :v
"vibrate" (thinkingemoji.jpg)
Woohoo was actually kind of a funny thing as a kid. You got the idea but it wasn't too adult. I forgot about Vibrate. Vibrate is horrifying. I think "Woohoo with self" would be less horrifying honestly.
*_vibrate_*
*VIBRATE*
Bobdylan12121 Dude, it doesn’t mean what you think it means. It’s a massaging bed or whatever you call it.
@@literallygaston2489 that VIBRATES
I can only imagine you have PTSD flashback whenever you jack it due to how “horrifying” it is 😂😂😂
I see the entire Sims playlist as a movie and I feckin love it
Sims 1. More like Bore Ragnarok
More like Fallout: Bore
I was gonna say that 😂
sims 1 more like Sore Sagnarok
More like Avengers Bore.
todd, release TES VI now
Wow I can’t believe Avril Lavigne is confirmed for the pickens extended universe
You should do his teenage years on Sims 2, university on Sims 3 and continue with cult Jim. We're definitely loving these videos 😂
After re-watching this video various times throughout the years, I’ve noticed something I missed. 03:40 Dick answers of phone and he wins the $600 lottery ticket. Kevin just distracting us with the Jim standing in front of the bus for me to notice.
I only feel bad for the cat.
And jim pickens
@@macaroon_nuggets8008 who I call:cat Pickens
Dude same this is gonna sound really weird but I honestly felt super bad when he ignored the cat like?? Idk I’ve had a rough day I could just be extra sensitive rn don’t mind me 👀
@@koiyei You are in the right.
I wouldn't think that Jim goes to a psychologist or a therapist.
it's all just a ruse to get another Painter for his cult
Possible.
His former victims caught up to him and possessed the entire house so that he was forced to go. No, that wouldn’t have happened. Jim would just shrug and go somewhere else if ghosts did that to him. Perhaps it’s a nightmare he has? I still agree, though. There’s no way our Dear Leader would agree on getting therapy x)
Maybe it's the same guy that Kevin played in that city RP video "City Rp but I get therapy" I think it was called
Court ordered
My mother and father ruined me. So this is why I lock people in my basement. Like my parents locked me in my bedroom.
Top 10 Darkest Anime Hero Origins
I'm early quick say something funny *BORE RAGNAROK*
Douchebag Horse am I right guys
More like Bore Ragnarok
Jim pickins cinematic universe!!!!!! I can't wait till Jim infinity bore...ragnarok
“Go vibrate on the bed” 😂 killed me
Why is he so good at accents?
Damien Fiester you master one you master em all
1:31 holy shit! Kevin sounds like a total different person! The voice is done pretty good! hahaha
*Dude, those people didn't like...die, they just have become one with nature...you know.
Leaving their human prisons behind & releasing their soul in the atmosphere & let their shells become fertilizers, so mother nature can have a family of happy little trees*
Excerpts of the statement Jim Pickens Father gave to the police, when being questioned about all those people disappearing after they were last seen on his property. lol
"It's just like having pets. They just eat and poop and occasionally die" xD
Jim escaped from Military school and couldn't find his parents afterwards so he moved in with Grognak and suffers from delusions that a dad takes care of him since he got none of that when he was younger
Man... This game feels so magical, beautiful and wonderful as well as disgusting, horrifying and depressing at the same time... It's just amazing.
Definitely a game of all time.
Amen.
The short parts where you'd actually hear the Sims talk made me laugh so much. The Sims 1 language was/is hilarious!
Jim pickens expanded universe