I remember this channel before the podcast. It only had like one thousand subs. I didn't even know if it was really his channel. Mad congrats for making this channel blow up within a year
Made my fucking day 🔥🔥 Your podcast is one of the only things that get me through my week! Just listening to you rant and shit talk people and materialistic crap makes me laugh so fucking hard 😂 love this shit Chris! Cannot wait to see you and your new material when you come to Vancouver!
Chris actually hit the nail on the head with the IHOB business. All they said was they are changing the name. Nothing else will change they spent $0 on this and everybody else is doing the marketing for them. Every news outlet, “twitter beef”, and friends all are talking about it and they didn’t spend a dime. They arent changing anything but its getting peoples interest and they will flock to IHOP to check it out. Its all free marketing and they will make millions from it.
(@2:11) LOL *grammar lesson for d'elia: regular verbs have _ed ending in past tense / irregular verbs have 3 forms (infinitive / past simple / past participle ..example) "to steal" = steal / stole / stolen
I freaking love this podcast. Been watching it for a while now, it's hella funny. Thanks to Cash App for sponsoring this podcast lmao And is that your orange shirt that you said was your favorite?
YO! I feel ya on the 'I gotta brush my teeth' thing! #wavelength. I can feel my dirty teeth and it bothers the hell out of me until I brush. That brushing feels so good and have clean teeth. #2birdsstonedatonce
I hate knowing when I know or learn that people who dont brush or have an equal value on self hygiene, I have my own individuals shortcomings on other things as we all do to some extent, but I had a friend who I no longer have and part of the reason was is he didnt take care of his teeth. Some people either just dont know or werent taught and didnt learn the value of taking care of their gums and teeth. Brush those bitches!
one day a group of british scholars gathered in a pub to make order in grammar. they were served breakfast at about 9:30 and they began working at 10:00. Verbs were their first item on the agenda. verbs give us two pieces of information: WHAT and WHEN. so, they decided to use the basic form of verb for simple present tense but to add S for third person singular to spice it up a bit. then they decided to add -ed to make simple past tense. and that went well and they were very happy with themselves. then they were served lunch. a big portion of pork roast and potatoes run down with beer. the lunch made them feel powerful and giddy so they started brainstorming and became very creative with the verbs for expressing the past. they came up with the word ate ( 8 ) as a past tense form of eat, and brought and bought and sat and stood... and so on. a while later their stomachs got very tired of processing the meat and the potatoes so their brains started bugging. because of that we have to deal with constructions like "read - read" ... same spelling different pronunciation and different tense. then they created the progressive (continuous) forms by adding ING to verbs and they congratulated each other with one more round of beer. by this time it was already 8 PM and they have been drinking whiskey for the past hour or so. now they started thinking about future tense forms and got into a big debate. they were tired and drunk an everybody wanted to go to bed as soon as possible so they agreed that the best thing at this point is not to change the verbs but to use only an expression - be going to! everybody was happy except the welsh. they thought it was too long and insisted to use WILL. the scots said that even that is not necessary: "we can just use the present progressive and add tomorrow at the end of the sentence!!!" and that's how we got this mess.
Oh, and your point about realistic movies rings very true to me. My biggest issue with Christopher Nolan's Batman movies was that they took the idea of Batman too seriously. A movie is good if it resonates with you. If it tells a compelling story that engrosses you. It's the same with darker being better. A dark tone or dark subject matter is another way of telling a story. It's not instantly better if it's pessimistic. And everyone talks about the third Star Wars prequel like, "oh, that was the good one. It was so dark." Come on. You can't say that and criticize someone for being edgy. That's against some rule of the world.
“I use it. Its an app I use. I use it everyday. This app I do use, yes. It is used by me. Im used by it. Me and the app are one. And for our next ad, I use this thing too.” - Chris D’elia half way threw every podcast
I had to give Massachusetts the Reading. Read is read to read the book. If you have already finished the book you also “read” the book. But it took forever to allow this... Woburn is Whoa Burn NOT WOOOO BURN PEABODY IS PEA BODY NOT PEABIDDDDY I LOVE YOU FUNNY ASS MAN!!!
What kind of salmon do you usually get? Are we talkin' slices of smoked lox or what, the robots will need to know. "Duh-la-din-dun-deee (the more you know theme)-a god-D..--Ahh-fuck-it.." playing incorrectly and Chris angrily navigating his frustration while trying to do a bit and the soundboard is wonkin' out is the funniest unintentionally yet somewhat intentional anger-created fibbing. Sergio is so Italian, Sergio Leone etc I dig that you dig Cassavetes, did you get into him first or did your brother get to that well first? Much love
Totally nailed it with all the Miss America stuff! And say what you want but David Blaine would blow your mind if you ever met him. I bet you would probably even be pretty impressed with Criss Angel.
Sure but David Blaine does so much more than sleight of hand! Have you seen the thing where he puts the needle through his hand? He did it for Trevor Noah recently, and he's done it for Ricky Gervais. Both minds pretty blown, I would say.
I kind of think so, yeah? Unless men have absolutely no problem with it. But to my understanding there is plenty of shame around men's bodies too. I feel like dying to achieve any extreme body image is kind of ridiculous though.
hey Chris you are a good communicator . . . .a lot of people aren't. and true about robots. I am already rude to the bots on the phone menus. And people treat Suri like shi#.
It's weird to me that people act like being kind is a concious decision you decide to make all the time. It's kinda concerning, seriously. You're either a kind person or you're not. It's much easier to pretend to be kind than to pretend to be mean or rude.
I'm kind of an awkward person, and your a kinda funny comedian...perhaps you would be more funny if you joined the four stroke gang: just sayin....lets go!
Bryan Black Try it out. Beat me piss on me choke me. I'm looking for hardcore guys who mean it and fuck good. I don't care you're homeless or out of jail your friends can come too rent free. Try it out. Wholemanout.
I love how conscious you are about grammar, Mr. D'Elia. You have truly stoled my heart
Adressing him as if he’s gonna read your comment, lmfao
"If you do back flips, you deserve to lose everything" 😂
I love how you are both passionate and nonchalant about a subject at the same time. Love the podcast, hilarious
It feels so f'n good to hear someone say " I love my fuckin life" and believe them. Thanks Chris
I remember this channel before the podcast. It only had like one thousand subs. I didn't even know if it was really his channel.
Mad congrats for making this channel blow up within a year
I hope you’re as happy as you make us with your comedy! You deserve the best. Thank you for your great content! ☺️
a tad thirsty there
manslaughter305 I can appreciate the work someone does without being deemed thirsty fuck tart. I’m married.
Apparently you’re completely foreign to genuine compliments between humans.
Yeah what you said!!!
Make it 2 votes "thirsty"
I hope they mention the listening party when Chris goes on the H3 podcast so he can roast Ian the intern 😂
Stevie Starlight I immediately thought of that when he started talkin bout the listening party😂
Late but he did! 😂
The pockets rant is so relatable!
Time to bring him back!
"Be polite to robots." The plot to Detroit Become Human in four words or less.
“BOTHEAD” 😂
The youtube plaque is at 33:00. Congratulations C. D'elia.
Probably the best episode yet
Chris why are you soooo funny when you're mad?????
Idk why it made me laugh so hard when you said "this is the 'I identify as a popsicle' flag" lmao
fearless leader, it is not stolen or stoled, its stole. you say i stole. ill continue bowing and washing your feet now
Blurgh
he said "i stoled a hat"...that is where you would use stole.."i stole a hat".
Thank you Cash App for sponsoring this podcast
YUM
I've not listened to the podcast for about month due to the amount of ads
Y'all come to my restaurant,
Cus you got *served*
Love the Cash App, best way to make sure my brother pays me back!!!
It's less than 10%, maybe around 5% of adtime, let the guy put ads if he wants, he's not bombarding us.
Made my fucking day 🔥🔥 Your podcast is one of the only things that get me through my week! Just listening to you rant and shit talk people and materialistic crap makes me laugh so fucking hard 😂 love this shit Chris! Cannot wait to see you and your new material when you come to Vancouver!
All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia
Houston from houston That’s Tim Rifat
Chris is coming for legendary status in the comedy game!
Chris actually hit the nail on the head with the IHOB business. All they said was they are changing the name. Nothing else will change they spent $0 on this and everybody else is doing the marketing for them. Every news outlet, “twitter beef”, and friends all are talking about it and they didn’t spend a dime. They arent changing anything but its getting peoples interest and they will flock to IHOP to check it out. Its all free marketing and they will make millions from it.
"Now, daddy doesn't like concerts"
lol
(@2:11) LOL *grammar lesson for d'elia: regular verbs have _ed ending in past tense / irregular verbs have 3 forms (infinitive / past simple / past participle ..example) "to steal" = steal / stole / stolen
Just found out Chris is going to be a guest on H3 this month. These are the only two podcasts I watch... I am very excited for this.
I freaking love this podcast. Been watching it for a while now, it's hella funny. Thanks to Cash App for sponsoring this podcast lmao
And is that your orange shirt that you said was your favorite?
YO! I feel ya on the 'I gotta brush my teeth' thing! #wavelength. I can feel my dirty teeth and it bothers the hell out of me until I brush. That brushing feels so good and have clean teeth. #2birdsstonedatonce
efil4saaggin that's the way she goes
I hate knowing when I know or learn that people who dont brush or have an equal value on self hygiene, I have my own individuals shortcomings on other things as we all do to some extent, but I had a friend who I no longer have and part of the reason was is he didnt take care of his teeth. Some people either just dont know or werent taught and didnt learn the value of taking care of their gums and teeth. Brush those bitches!
Listening party = Definition of a cuda
one day a group of british scholars gathered in a pub to make order in grammar. they were served breakfast at about 9:30 and they began working at 10:00. Verbs were their first item on the agenda.
verbs give us two pieces of information: WHAT and WHEN. so, they decided to use the basic form of verb for simple present tense but to add S for third person singular to spice it up a bit. then they decided to add -ed to make simple past tense. and that went well and they were very happy with themselves.
then they were served lunch. a big portion of pork roast and potatoes run down with beer.
the lunch made them feel powerful and giddy so they started brainstorming and became very creative with the verbs for expressing the past. they came up with the word ate ( 8 ) as a past tense form of eat, and brought and bought and sat and stood... and so on. a while later their stomachs got very tired of processing the meat and the potatoes so their brains started bugging. because of that we have to deal with constructions like "read - read" ... same spelling different pronunciation and different tense.
then they created the progressive (continuous) forms by adding ING to verbs and they congratulated each other with one more round of beer.
by this time it was already 8 PM and they have been drinking whiskey for the past hour or so. now they started thinking about future tense forms and got into a big debate. they were tired and drunk an everybody wanted to go to bed as soon as possible so they agreed that the best thing at this point is not to change the verbs but to use only an expression - be going to! everybody was happy except the welsh. they thought it was too long and insisted to use WILL. the scots said that even that is not necessary: "we can just use the present progressive and add tomorrow at the end of the sentence!!!"
and that's how we got this mess.
44:35 Chris breaking down the soft bigotry of low expectations. Love it man, glad you see that shit too.
"We're all going down in flames, catch ya later!"
*Drinks s'disrespectfully*
3:13
You killed me at, "there's billions of fuck yous."
toothbrush and toothpaste in your rider!!! hahaha my favorite
Hey Chris, I’ve never been fond of cults but I happy to be a part of this one!
"Like uhhh like uhhh dude dude dude" chris's english is great
Oh, and your point about realistic movies rings very true to me. My biggest issue with Christopher Nolan's Batman movies was that they took the idea of Batman too seriously. A movie is good if it resonates with you. If it tells a compelling story that engrosses you. It's the same with darker being better. A dark tone or dark subject matter is another way of telling a story. It's not instantly better if it's pessimistic. And everyone talks about the third Star Wars prequel like, "oh, that was the good one. It was so dark." Come on. You can't say that and criticize someone for being edgy. That's against some rule of the world.
Suh' ehrly
I’m just going to start living by Chris’ rules because his world would be better. I agree with 100% of what he says about things.
I’ll address it if no one else is going to..
You look great in this shirt.
The origin of the name Sergio is that penguins came up with it in Antarctica HAHAH
I love the stream of consciousness style. S'great.
..S'many hydraulics...
"LebBon will be fine" lol soso true
Guhgunk
I’m very rude to robots. Siri has called me out so many times. 🤖
lmaooooo im so ded you finally get heated about something and ur like nOW we on a fuckin roll
What? David Lynch is m’fav too. Thank you for making me lmao listening to this podcast. Respect.
he got me with the pocket bit. #truth
When he talks about the robots and being nice to them he basically explains “Detroit: Become Human”
“I use it. Its an app I use. I use it everyday. This app I do use, yes. It is used by me. Im used by it. Me and the app are one. And for our next ad, I use this thing too.” - Chris D’elia half way threw every podcast
I was at the reading Redding show!!
Why does he say Neil Degrass Tyson when he is doing a Carl Sagan impression? Lmgdao😆😆😆
Increase the sound board volume.
29:25 batman realism lol chris!!
"There's not billions of genders Kaai.... Dere's Sum..." Chris D'Elia 2018 -
HOLY SHIT I WAS BORN NEAR REDDING... That's in the middle of nowhere near pottsville
Y'gettin 'motion'l. Turn 'round.... minside ya. Congrats
Is your power outlet really high on the wall? or do you sit in a really low chair?
Don’t worry, we have a reading here in the UK as well :)
Bringing Stoled back mtherfckers! #StoledSquad we out here! \0/
12:15 killed me
I had to give Massachusetts the Reading. Read is read to read the book. If you have already finished the book you also “read” the book. But it took forever to allow this...
Woburn is Whoa Burn
NOT WOOOO BURN
PEABODY IS PEA BODY
NOT PEABIDDDDY
I LOVE YOU FUNNY ASS MAN!!!
What shirt is that?
"New longtime munchies booty call" *soundboard* ...ehhh hahhh!
hahaha i love doing backflips in public
love laughing so hard.....s"so hard
Miss Atlanta!
daddy is on fire
That's wild. 1 week after Chris talks about X he dies. Not making some dumb joke or saying its a coincidence but thats wild.
Hey Chris, hoping you'd come back to youtube.... Talk later
I hate when people do that too. It is not to complicated to say " what I said was" and then repeat the same damn thing.
Steven Alexander too
And there we were blaming Juan Fyre for the loss of video last episode😂
What's the song at the end?
four stroke gang !
13:05 LOL
It would be cool if Chris hosted SNL just once. would be interesting to see mommy chop it up in a few skits.
What kind of salmon do you usually get? Are we talkin' slices of smoked lox or what, the robots will need to know.
"Duh-la-din-dun-deee (the more you know theme)-a god-D..--Ahh-fuck-it.." playing incorrectly and Chris angrily navigating his frustration while trying to do a bit and the soundboard is wonkin' out is the funniest unintentionally yet somewhat intentional anger-created fibbing.
Sergio is so Italian, Sergio Leone etc
I dig that you dig Cassavetes, did you get into him first or did your brother get to that well first? Much love
Upload to your SoundCloud
holier than now?? lolololol @ 40:56
Anand Viswanathan welcome to the podcast. Daddy don’t talk right.
Gotta watch that ticker Chris!
Totally nailed it with all the Miss America stuff! And say what you want but David Blaine would blow your mind if you ever met him. I bet you would probably even be pretty impressed with Criss Angel.
aaaand what about male bodybuilding.. men dying to achieve a body image. Is that sexist too?
Sure but David Blaine does so much more than sleight of hand! Have you seen the thing where he puts the needle through his hand? He did it for Trevor Noah recently, and he's done it for Ricky Gervais. Both minds pretty blown, I would say.
I kind of think so, yeah? Unless men have absolutely no problem with it. But to my understanding there is plenty of shame around men's bodies too. I feel like dying to achieve any extreme body image is kind of ridiculous though.
All this robot shit was true for me until I heard this but now I'll go out of my way to be polite to robots just because D'Elia said I won't.
RIP X
BRING UP THE LISTENING PARTY AT H3s PODCAST!!! their intern went to it.
hey Chris you are a good communicator . . . .a lot of people aren't. and true about robots. I am already rude to the bots on the phone menus. And people treat Suri like shi#.
Thank you for hitting the nail on the fucking head!
Hey Chris! How about people that call regular mail, Snail Mail.
Seriously though, Wendy’s has a savage twitter account
Futures bright, futures s'orange
It's weird to me that people act like being kind is a concious decision you decide to make all the time. It's kinda concerning, seriously. You're either a kind person or you're not. It's much easier to pretend to be kind than to pretend to be mean or rude.
Day 26 of my journey through the pod from in the benINGing.
Fuck this cancel culture bullshit.
Imma #RideOrDieBaby
42:27 - 47:40 realist shit I've ever heard
not one episode without tupac hahaa !
CHRISTOBAL
52 magicians disliked the video
My girlfriend always says I blame her for everything- but here's the thing, sometimes it is actually her fault.
Damn xxxtentacion died 6 days after this.
Chris, who hurt you?
fuck off betA
Daddy's vibrant
I'm kind of an awkward person, and your a kinda funny comedian...perhaps you would be more funny if you joined the four stroke gang: just sayin....lets go!
Bryan Black Try it out. Beat me piss on me choke me. I'm looking for hardcore guys who mean it and fuck good. I don't care you're homeless or out of jail your friends can come too rent free. Try it out. Wholemanout.
You wanna move in, you can move in. Your friend can move in with you too!
You two....home here now?
I want it right now right now right now
Jacob Pauller home right now
whats that thing chris has on his phone
you should be a voice actor for rick and morty fur sure dude @ChrisD'Elia