Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP95 - Build a Rocket Ship
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
- It's the 95th episode, wow! On today's show, Chris talks about the bombshell Tekashi 6ix9ine news. Also discussed: what is racketeering?, San Francisco is always freezing, unpacking at hotels, who eats complimentary breakfast?, luggage racks, hotel showers, Raya, and Jawzrsize. Plus, Chris answers a bunch of questions from Twitter.
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Prayers for Tamagotchi $2.99 and her family during this time
GalaxyWorm tamagotchi 2.99 😂😂😂 good one
That was fuckin *GOLDEN*
Nah I'm pretty sure her name is hermione 6 fines . Gosh , get it right
GalaxyWorm I liked this but it changed from 69 to 70 so I’m taking it back just letting you know
TINTENCHI SEVENTY BOPPINS😭😭
Madeline Mansavage I physically lost it
I like how I say it doesn't make a deeeent when I buy stuff. But it really makes a dent ...
Sad story about Nintendo 64
Spoilers, like a fucking cuda dood
Banglades 3fiddy
you win
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I love you
You should swap the bulb behind you for a warmer colored one. It would compliment the wood much better
Victoria Blanks S'Bitch
shes right
I demand a warmer light.
and would feel more like a nice cabin fire m'fellow babies
super weird comment but actually true, lol
Sorry to hear about your girl, Tenpanchi75
Sometimes when I’m having problems in my life, I manage to forget about it when I listen to this podcast, love your comedy Chris
Same here!
may i suggest people of walmart. that shit makes me happy about my life immediately.
The only people who use drawers in a hotel room are criminals, I'm glad this is coming to the public eye finally and we can put a stop to it. My son tried to do it recently on vacation and I grounded him for the entire vacation while I picked up chicks at the beach and never mentioned him once.
I feel bad for TakeAShit FrenchFries.
God damnit. This isa good one
48:39 “guess if he’s white or night. Eughhhh”. Replayed that sequence five times, can’t stop laughing
Kurplanchi samfine
Turntachi seventy boppins
The "she's" he says about 69 has me dyin 😂
I know. He knows her secret. Seriously tho 69 is a female. Chris did that on purpose
Wouldn't make a Deeeeeeeeennnnttt
Ok, enough already, for fuck's sake!
Use your last 2 brain cells to come up with something that's actually interesting or stop wasting space.
@@Abrahamhamham there's enough comment space though... It wouldn't even make a Deeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnttttt
@@Abrahamhamham Lawyer up!
Honestly expanding in the microcosm and feeling into oneness is tripping me out like no other. Realizing how trippy our culture is and how much kundalini is stifled by current paradigm has been blowing my mind, and you’ve been helping me to stay grounded/not lose it. Thank you so much for showing me how to see it all from a comedic perspective. And connecting to unity consciousness is infinitely better than listening to relatives describe their lives. You can bounce back as them and relive any part. Inner technology reactivation is coming.
Just paid $41 for a t-shirt, but you know what....... didn’t even make aaaa dent
good one u nasi
Good one u David C
Lol you sweet tart-tartin ass
Noooice! lol
I can’t believe tamagotchi shoeshine is going to prison
I'm 42 with two teenagers (married way too young, huge error) but I am your demographic for sure.
What if your wife reads this lol
North End Productions same 29 no assholes
I'm 6 with three kids all adults (married way too late, huge error) Im his demographic
Im 30, drinking and making steak, and currently alone. I am definitely his demographic.
I’m an age and a person that enjoys entertainment (huge error) but I am your demographic for sure.
Orange is the new Karblanchi
Really rude of you to misgender tostapi 83 man.
"Test mah gangstah, test mah gangstah." - Telapia 36
Luke Jones n
Carteblanche 6ixohontus keeps sending mixed messages, Haichris deserves some benefit of the doubt.
S'early. S'dedicated. S'true baby.
S'annoying
@@mediaondisplay3089 No...now if someone else were to start saying it besides me .....the ye that's s'cuda. I mean s'free cunsh....make your own decisions...
@@mediaondisplay3089 S'true bro.
YYYYY’true Babie
I'm gonna like these comments no matter what
for some reason I lost it at "he didn't even respond, he was too busy making a rocket ship" so funny
"What the fuck? am I playing paintball or am I turning on the shower in a Days Inn?" - died laughing
Flight got delayed for 2 hours babies, looks like I'm watching this twice
You have the right idea my friend
I watch the TFATK with him and Sasso when I have time to kill, if you didn't watch it you are welcome
@D P I know right? Can we get a flight update? What are the snacks? Is your tray in an upright position?
Seriously.....
0 updates from OP we been duped
Todays word of the day on Chris D'elia's Kuna Playhouse is LITIGIUOSE!!! AHHHHHH!!! LITIGIOUSE MA BABBIESS!!
I loved when Chris talked about his fond memories with his grandma, it was endearing. I don't think he has a bad memory about that talk they had while she was getting sicker, sadness will repress memories. Love you brother, keep getting those bags and being a dope comedian.
sorry, am i supposed to not get my hair wet in the shower sometimes? I've never tried to avoid wetting my hair in there.
Now how do we say litigious in Spanish babies? Or im sayin silla de ruedas till im in a silla de ruedas
3rd time revisiting this episode. Miss these times.
Mark Wahlberg and the owls cracked me up.
Best pod cast dude, love when you go ranting while in the zone w/ no pre planned shit😊
Woke up early at 9:45 a.m. just as the sun was peeking Over the Horizon
it's funny how chris talks about the jawzercise guy mumbling when his entire podcast is him mushing together entire sentences like 16:22
D’Elia is a good dude.
Just bought a S'Free'Cunsh sweatshirt at the Chris D'Elia online shop. Gonna be reppin' dat log cabin gang like a true baby.
You’re right about everything but especially the breakfast part😭😭
Yo sup really dig your video can I share on my MySpace? Got a AOL?
Bro you need to work for Rick and morty😂😂 so funny
Love your childhood memories. We're pretty much the same age so it hits home. I used to love watching Air Wolf, Rescue 911, and Unsolved mysteries.
Also, you were throwing mud at houses when your were 8 and Joey Diaz was probably already kidnapping people for blow. 😂😂
All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia
@@Anthony-jd3mu IS IT THOOOOOOOO
SORDACHI 75!!!!!! NOOO IM ON THE FLOOR RIGHT NOW hahahahhahahahaha
Holy fuck I could listen to Chris roast people alllll day. Hilarious!,
You know as someone who works at a Quality inn I can agree with his remarks on Days Inn. Their breakfast sucks, shower sucks, and bedbugs galore. Now Quality Inn is top notch
Awww kablachi sevnth 9ish went to the big leagues, they’re gunna love her rainbow troll hair.
hi i invented jawsercise first ,my name is bazooka joe
Marky Mark impression S'on point 😂
Those fuckin' showers at the Days Inn... Ra-tuh-tuh-tuh-tuh-tuh-tuh
happy thanksgiving Chris!! Hilarious stuff. sorry about tempachi 76
I wish I could download the Congratulations intro as my ringtone.
That jawsercise shit is fucking hilarious 😂
Had my headphones on listening in bed trying not to wake the fucking baby and at 49:35 Ish when Chris is listening to the spoken word and says "what If I just started crying.." I lost my shit woke everyone up, got ass chewing by my wife because I couldn't compose long enough to explain what I was laughing at and was up till 3am getting everyone back to sleep.. fuck lmao
Keanu Reeves and rocket ships! What more could I ask for?
When did Chris start doing that sound effect from 8:50 ?
I just subscribed..... I saw your skit on social media.. Drunk chicks? Soon as i noticed you had a podcast.. Immediately subscribed.
Will Sanders you’re only a decade late.
When keeping it real goes wrong (Chappelle bit) 🤣
Jawcercise. Fitn fo yface 😂. I fucking loled
Fax, I saw Donnell open up for Chappelle and I've never laughed so hard in my life
stupid law & order theme song is still stuck in my head. thanks, chris.
Hello Dad and fellow babies!
#nodents2019
Dreyes667 NOT EHHHH DENNTTTT
Daddy to you
The tight jaw impression got me good 😂
Complimentary breakfast starter pack: Powdered eggs, way too dry biscuits, old cereal in that twisty thing that crunches your cereal way too much, and make your own waffle station because "Cook your own goddamn food too, asshole."
his mark wahlburg is low key spot on
I’m here from the year 2020 reminding y’all that he has not used the Jaw exercise like he said he would (at least I don’t think he has). I’ve been a long time fan of Chris and this podcast so I’m still waiting for him to try it. Lol
Shower talk was too real! Hard hitting facts right here
OMG HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA THE ONLY PEOPLE UP AT 5AM IS....... OWLS AND MARK WAHLBURG FUCK YES!!!!!!! I CANT BREATH!!!!!!!! AND U IN A SHOWER CAP!!!!!! IM DYING!!!!! HAHHAHA
I’d watch golden girls with my mom as a kid. It’s still my favorite today
Buying a babies hoody tomorrow. The congratulations cult continues
That poet dude's rhymes are like a chemical spill, and you know he knows it.
I also used to watch Golden Girls with my grand-mother. It's still my favorite show because the jokes are funny and the show was well written.
Nuestro padre is a bowl of pasta 🍝
If you’re a goddamn owl or mark wahlberg 😂😂😂
Hey babies I need your help. I can’t find the name of my favourite podcast. Which one has the Slam by Onyx bit that Chris does? Thanks!
Love you babies
Damian crazy legs Monroe !!
Hahaha you know that's for the true fans
He said Sirachi 75. I'm Dead.
Poor Kakashi Senpai. She’s gonna get a DEEEEENT
FLATSCREEN!? Naught'loud.
Itd be Not'lowed
Holy shit, I watched Hunter and The Golden Girls, too. And Perry Mason. Good times with Nana.
bro i need my bowl of pasta shirt now cmon man so saucy print em up
When keepin' it real goes wrong!
I'd be interested to know Chris's opinion on UK Rap/Drill/Grime
This is how weee doooOoo it!!
Donnell Rawlings texted you about the beautiful rainbow hair lady thats hilarious
48:17 eagle suddenly moves
Instead of a Jawzrsize, I'm just gonna chew a squash ball.
Hahah Chris this guys poetry/spoken word has the same cadence as your old mate Jason Silva.
He also looks like a guy that freelances cheap magic tricks for a passion.
Tecate, Salt & Lime.
sirachi 74, kerplanchi 51, takashi 68, sumplornchi 98, apallachian 100, semmifreddies 44
Bob Mcmahan s’try 2 hardlike a cudda?
I bought Chris D'Elia tickets and it didn't make a dent
Fuck i love the dent face
Hey jawzrsize chew your food
Better use that Jawzercise next podcast lmaoooo
Finally a WOULDN'T MAKE A FUCKING DENNNNT.....Shirt! Hell yeah!
Can people please start making animations for his storys? Like they do on joe rogans stuff. Would be gold!
ok but whats the actual title of the rocket poem vid????
When I was younger I would ALWAYS watch the golden girls when I went to my grandparents mainly because if I watched family guy or anything like that my grandma would flip out
43:59 LOL!!!
Backin' up the fucking Brinx truck this episode!
lol, I'm a stay-at-home mom, this covid life ain't easy.
GO GREEN !
This nigga needs guests from time to time