11:46:15 the segway from the average amount of squirrels per square kilometer to the canadas gross domestic produce being 0.17% maple leaves was smooth
For the doctor, you failed to consider that it isn't just probabilities, but that there is contextual information about the fact these are two doctors with different skills. Therefore, the doctor's skill messes up raw probabilities, and Doctor B is the better choice because he's better than the average success rate across all doctors, while doctor A is consistently performing worse than the average rate across all doctors.
@@olikukalabbi312But it didn't say they did 19 surgeries, it just specified what their last 19 surgeries were like. They could've done 1000 each in total and we wouldn't know
Well, technically, doctor A might kill 100% of his patients, and doctor B might always do his surgeries perfectly. In that case, the overal success rate would be exactly 50% (1/2 doctors always succeed)
What if the procedure actually has 100% success rate but Doctor A just stabs the patients during the surgery? In that case, choosing Doctor A would have a 100% chance of dying
B, the operation does have a 50% death rate but that is average death rate. You assuming that both an and b have equal skill isn’t necessarily true. Additionally 50% survival rate could be just between an and b, who both have equal number of past operations and are evening out the ratio.
6:31 The analysis needs to consider the differing skills of the doctors. Doctor B, who performs better than the average, is the better choice. Doctor A consistently performs worse than average, so the raw probabilities are not enough to make a decision. 1:05:17 did anyone notice the alien from Area 51 right behind the guy in red shirt. 1:45:23 I knew it . He had the TIME MACHINE in his backyard all the time. 1:57:37 - 2:45:51 HE time travelled in the past 3:02:48 - 7:32:08 He travelled in future Like if you saw these
I agree. Probability is no substitute for human skill. If it was robots doing surgery with the 50% success rate, I'd go with A, but with a human, I'd go B.
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10 seconds 2.04 and what if I happen to ask you right 2.06 now to comment how long the video is 2.08 right now when you see it so the average 2.10 engagement rate can go up along with the 2.12 watch time what's happening now is the 2.14 video's overall watch time is still 2.16 going up fairly well but the length 2.19 keeps decreasing increasing watch 2.21 retention and overall quantity RUclips 2.24 sees number go up algorithm 2.28 says and I just keep doing this until 2.30 right about now where everyone getting 2.32 recommended this has absolutely no idea 2.34 what I'm talking about so yes it's 2.36 admittedly hard to write a script that's 2.37 supposed to keep changing but bear with 2.39 me this video's length keeps decreasing 2.43 you're probably like wow why are you 2.45 doing that don't you have a life for 2.47 friends and to that I would answer 2.51 no I don't know how long this video is 2.53 now past me doesn't know how much 2.56 minutes this many words would take to 2.57 speak but I reckon we're about half way 3.00 there now consider yourselves the only 3.02 people in history to ever watch this 3.03 part of the video it feels kind of 3.05 special like owning a Bitcoin before the 3.07 halfing except not as pretentious so you 3.10 better start downloading if you want to 3.11 watch it ever again here's the 3.13 interesting part opposite of something 3.15 like Bitcoin taking longer and longer to 3.17 cut its Supply in half each time this 3.19 video will take shorter and shorter to 3.21 get well shorter this is because the 3.24 video needs to stay as long as possible 3.26 for as long as possible in order to keep 3.28 the average amount of Watch time it has 3.31 for as long as possible that's why it's 3.33 going to keep promoting it I really wish 3.35 someone would look at me the way you 3.36 look at this 3.37 video oh by the way don't forget to 3.40 comment how long the video is now 3.41 because I need to be reminded to edit it 3.43 next so if the video is starting now 3.46 then clearly I no longer have good ads 3.47 playing on here so if you could leave a 3.49 like for that sacrifice then that would 3.51 be nice but it's a good thing because 3.54 overall I'm trying to prove a point that 3.55 attention is way more valuable than 3.57 money things are going to get real quick 3.59 towards the end so you're going to need 4.01 to pay attention don't think too much 4.03 about this one just answer the first 4.04 answer that comes to you in the 4.07 comments you're going into the hospital 4.09 for a surgery that has a 50% survival 4.11 rate now you walk in and this is America 4.14 so you get to pick your doctor you get 4.16 two choices Dr a who has botched the 4.19 last 19 surgeries in a row every one of 4.22 those patients have 4.24 died well heck or Dr B whose last 19 4.28 patients have all survived and the 4.30 surgeries were all massive successes 4.32 which doctor do you go with leave a 4.34 comment 4.35 now well you're a little late to the 4.37 party but that's okay I have a time 4.39 machine we can use it's upstairs can you 4.41 go bring it down for me thanks oh and 4.44 leave a like on the video while you're 4.45 at it so you don't forget to in the past 4.48 wait why don't I just go upstairs and 4.50 get the time machine there you tell me 4.52 write the answer in the comments don't 4.54 overthink it well heck I'll just have to 4.57 tell you why because if we went back in 4.59 time to a point where this building 5.01 we're apparently in didn't exist you'd 5.03 fall flat on the ground like a sack of 5.05 sweet potatoes but here's the bigger 5.07 question you might have missed every 5.08 part of this video that came before it 5.10 so what if we just want to travel 5 days 5.12 in the past when this video was 10 5.13 minutes long to get the full story no 5.16 big deal nothing much has changed in the 5.17 world in 5 days so just press the button 5.19 and we'll go right back where we 5.22 started but what if we 5.25 don't now you need to overthink it where 5.29 was Earth 5 days ago going around the 5.31 Sun where was the sun 5 days ago going 5.34 around the Milky Way where was the Milky 5.36 Way 5 days ago going around the Milky 5.39 Way you paying attention just making 5.42 sure hurling towards the Andromeda 5.44 galaxy at 1.5 million M an hour so you 5.48 press the button now where are 5.50 you well heck probably somewhere right 5.54 there I don't know damn that sucks for 5.56 you but wait I just lied because this 5.58 crazy hair guys says I'm dumb space and 6.01 time is 6.03 everywhere and no matter where you are 6.06 how high you are how fast you're going 6.08 you're always at rest you're not going 6.11 anywhere wow who knew my life could be 6.14 summarized by a math equation so yeah 6.16 you wouldn't have to worry about 6.18 teleporting into outer space you're at 6.19 rest in Earth's reference frame so you 6.21 can go ahead and press the 6.23 button yeah but then there's the 6.25 butterfly effect oh 6.28 heck now you might be saying I'm out of 6.30 my mind but what if I were to say if you 6.32 join the members of this channel you can 6.35 watch this whole video unedited for the 6.37 rest of time and if you're just now 6.38 seeing it that means watching what 6.40 you've never seen before now back to the 6.42 hospital it's time for 6.45 surgery which doctor did you 6.48 choose okay there's definitely someone 6.50 out there who's really confused right 6.51 now I know you're the odd one out I'll 6.53 summarize real quick you're going to the 6.55 hospital to get a life-saving surgery 6.57 unfortunately the surgery only has a 50% 7.00 survival rate you have two choices of 7.02 doctors Dr a who unfortunately killed 7.04 the last 19 patients in a row or Dr B 7.08 whose last 19 surgeries were complete 7.10 successes and everyone made a full 7.11 recovery which doctor do you 7.14 choose if you haven't already leave a 7.17 comment right now with your answer don't 7.19 worry you can edit it later to make 7.20 yourself look smart it'll just be kind 7.22 of obvious that you're desperate for 7.25 attention that's literally this entire 7.27 video in a nutshell well if you chose Dr 7.29 B then you are most certainly 7.31 indisputably matter of fact dead like so 7.35 much dead but if you chose doctor a 7.38 you're alive like guaranteed alive like 7.41 so much alive that if you went out and 7.43 bought lottery tickets you'd have better 7.44 odds at winning than the odds that 7.46 you're dead right now disagree too bad 7.49 look if you flipped a coin 20 times and 7.51 it landed on heads 19 times in a row the 7.53 odds of you Landing heads the next time 7.55 would be 1 in 1, 7.58 48576 if you walked into a hospital and 8.00 were given these two choices and picked 8.02 Dr a you would patently at that moment 8.04 in time be the luckiest person in the 8.07 universe if you pick Dr B well you'd be 8.11 hecked no but no matter how many times 8.14
you flip a coin it doesn't make a 8.15 difference in what happens next it's 8.17 still 50/50 I hear some of you say well 8.21 unfortunately you're not just wrong 8.23 you're dead and wrong 8.29 well this has all been fun and nice but 8.31 why is this video so short now well for 8.33 all those now just watching the point of 8.36 this video was to see if I could trick 8.37 RUclips into giving me views by 8.39 exploiting its built-in Editor to make 8.40 the algorithm think this video is 8.42 getting hundreds or even 1,000% watch 8.44 time which will make the algorithm 8.47 say much better than a little exploit of 8.50 speeding up the video and making you 8.51 watch in slow motion that only gives you 8.53 400% watch time but yes I'm going to ask 8.56 you to do that at the very end I didn't 8.58 want to spoil it until now at this point 9.00 it may be a week after this video has 9.02 been posted which means every single one 9.04 of the sections of this video has 9.06 already been edited down now this video 9.09 is extremely short and it should have a 9.11 ton of watch time anyway I'm guessing 9.13 that if this video got at least 50,000 9.16 views in its first 5 days of being 9.18 uploaded that it has at least 1,000% 9.21 average viewer duration it would only be 9.23 able to maintain that if you watch this 9.25 video back 10 times in a row but don't 9.27 worry about having to do that in the 9.29 next segment you're going to be asked to 9.31 turn the video to 0.25 speed in order to 9.35 understand the whole thing this is just 9.36 going to be the icing on the cake for 9.38 this entire experiment and if I look 9.40 like an idiot and this video is flopped 9.43 then I guess at that point you'll be 9.44 able to laugh at me
I’m going to be a 🤓 but about the the doctor thing, realistically choosing the better success rate doctor gives you a higher chance than a 50% survival rate since Dexter is weighing the survival rate down. Since I am not a serial killer (that Dexter knows of), I’d still survive doctor 1 though.
1:40:52 That plot twist was INSANE. I love how the doctors end up falling in love after surviving that zombie apocalypse caused by Doctor B. Such a shame they both died at the end. Overall fantastic, not to mention Doctor A's character development during the abduction. 10/10 storytelling.
Am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together scam ever. I can’t believe how magical it was @9:54. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at @9:55 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional opera.
I must admit, you have incredible content, I do wonder why at times these videos don't average 1 million each. Wishing you the best, you're a bright fella!
He doesn’t get a million views because he admitted to faking content multiple times and lost a ton of subs. The algorithm has never treated him the same since.
Ahhh, I see my good old friend the Gambling Fallicy. The last 19 surgeries failing or succeding are all independent events when it comes to your turn finally, meaning it doesnt matter which you choose. It dont matter if its a 1/1m that a dude has 20 successful surgeries in a row, its just a 50/50 shot still. And besides, its a 50% everywhere, and it doesnt clarify what the rate at the hospital is, a very important statistical fact to consider.
so theoretically if I were to make a 0.51 10-second long non shorts video the 0.53 algorithm would be like nope not worth 0.55 it but what happens if I pull a fast one 1.00 if I were to make this video 10 minutes
I couldn't stop......I tried, but I was too weak. I had to watch the WHOLE thing. And slowly. I knew it was pointless. I knew it was a trick. Like a sailor swimming towards the Siren's peaceful melody I slowed time to enjoy the catastrophe unfolding around me. And yet even here; at the end, I cannot say I'd do anything differently. Well done lad!🎉
I created a method that broke Yahoo ad network algorithm which caused my ads to be displayed on very busy yahoo website at very cheap price for almost 2 years. Made decent dough with affiliates income..eventually they shut me down with a very angry threatening letter. I was banned from owning yahoo accounts , who's still standing now? 😂
4:30 I would go with Doctor Mike as he is Doctor Mike Edit: Why? Is this your weird way of explaining the gamblers fallacy? Well, it doesn't work in this case, and if it was the gamblers fallacy you fell for it too. If it truly was a 50% chance then it would be a 50% chance regardless of who you picked. But this isn't a purely random scenario, either doctor A did a lot of risky surgeries and doctor B did a lot of easy ones, or doctor A is better than doctor B, in either case it is better to pick doctor A.
Properly formatted version of the edit Edit: Why? Is this your weird way of explaining the gamblers fallacy? Well, it doesn't work in this case, and if it was the gamblers fallacy you fell for it too. If it truly was a 50% chance then it would be a 50% chance regardless of who you picked. But this isn't a purely random scenario, either doctor A did a lot of risky surgeries and doctor B did a lot of easy ones, or doctor A is better than doctor B, in either case it is better to pick doctor A.
Okay then, I'll see you in 3 days. Edit 9/21: 6 Minutes now, nice. I'll see you tomorrow for a shorter video. Edit 9/22: 5 Minutes and 20. And it'll change again in 4 hours. I'll see you in 4 hours. 6 Hours Later: I know that I'm late, I should've been here 2 hours ago, but it seems that we are at the end. No more changes to this video. What will become of it now?
9/23: What's this? 1 hour until the next edit? I thought we were done here. Is it getting shorter or are we getting longer? I'll come back in about an hour or so. 9/26: It has been edited 1 final time, the last ten seconds. Rickroll incoming.
if you truly wanted to stop kids from saying first for no reason other than that, you would have just said something normal, like "hi" (not trying to be rude though)
This was the best _11 seconds_ of my life
i eat air
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yeah me too
This has 104k views. Last time I watched this video it was 10 minutes long. Now it’s 10 seconds long.
Yeah same
it has 111K now heh
the only video where bots and trollers can get away with posting random stuff with random timestamps :
daily dose of internet:
im glad I watched this when it was 10 minutes long
Same
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SAME!
45:32 you missed the part where he started to actually get surgery from a murder doctor
sulfuric acid
We do a little trolling
bruh💀
So true
DUDE I FORGOT ABOUT THAT
People viewing this video when it's shortened to the last two seconds: *wtf rickroll??*
Me
😢😢😢it's 11 second now
11:46:15 the segway from the average amount of squirrels per square kilometer to the canadas gross domestic produce being 0.17% maple leaves was smooth
Yeah
Best part of the video 😂
this video has broken youtube
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@@Idani2 Thank you
Obviously doctor A, surely he can't mess up again
I LIVED???
ikr thats crazyyyy how we lived
I love how this video has multiple endings.
It won't soon enough
Wait what? How? What do you mean?
Wdym there’s only 1
There’s only 1 there is multiple starts not endings
they all end at rickroll
B, he clearly is an expert in the surgery and has a 100% success rate.
Yup I agree
It’s doctor Mike!
No shit Sherlock
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you died
For the doctor, you failed to consider that it isn't just probabilities, but that there is contextual information about the fact these are two doctors with different skills. Therefore, the doctor's skill messes up raw probabilities, and Doctor B is the better choice because he's better than the average success rate across all doctors, while doctor A is consistently performing worse than the average rate across all doctors.
Also the fact to consider that they both did 19, meaning that if they're the only doctors doing this surgery the survival rate would be exactly 50%
@@olikukalabbi312But it didn't say they did 19 surgeries, it just specified what their last 19 surgeries were like. They could've done 1000 each in total and we wouldn't know
@@fedethegreat88 plot twist: the last 19 for doctor a were just flukes and in his past 1000 he had a 100 percent sucess rake and vice versa for b
I choose doctor hanky spanky
I was grateful to have all of the context needed
TheTekkitRealm casually breaking the website in every way. Love it Dallas!
56:14 you had to leave those kittens alone blud 🤯
Wut
Bro's has 10 vision
dude 100:59:01 was craaaazy
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well... this video is only a few seconds old i need to wait a while (9:55 at the moment!!)
same!
ya me too
same!
:)
it became a second longer😭
like this if you were here when the video length was 9:56
Still is
Same here for me
I got rick rolled
it still is
Yup!
The Spiffing Brit would be proud
My exact thought
Oh yeah
I was thinking the same thing lol
100%
Well, technically, doctor A might kill 100% of his patients, and doctor B might always do his surgeries perfectly. In that case, the overal success rate would be exactly 50% (1/2 doctors always succeed)
What if the procedure actually has 100% success rate but Doctor A just stabs the patients during the surgery? In that case, choosing Doctor A would have a 100% chance of dying
Maybe Dr. B does more surgeries?
People who are just joining now are not going to know what you're talking about. I do though, I've seen it from the beginning.
How, how could I have predicted 7 minutes 16 minutes and 13 seconds prior to opening this specific video, that it would end in a rick roll?
24:23 He started watching the hub and the whole thing was uncensored. Bold choice to do this
yeah, it was crazy when i first watched this but that was the first time reduction before anyone really started watching.
BRO SHIT WAS🔥
honestly that part at 33:42 changed me
@@Incoming_Meteor you also missed the part where his meat leaked at 36:18
What if I do this… hm…
well, I died (people who watch this while it's at 10 seconds are screaming out of confusion rn)
I also died
same
same here
09:56 and the video has been up 8hrs, this is gonna be interesting..
He said it'll be 5 days apparently
when will you start posting again
B, the operation does have a 50% death rate but that is average death rate. You assuming that both an and b have equal skill isn’t necessarily true. Additionally 50% survival rate could be just between an and b, who both have equal number of past operations and are evening out the ratio.
12:34 wtf is Drake doing there with kids? 💀
These comments only work when they were within the first day past the first day they don't really work
@@toekneemart5597 the video was 10 minutes at first
@@orrinpantsNah it was 9:56
Doctor 2 XD though technically regardless of who you pick it’s a 50/50 shot - I died XD
It's Dr Mike tho who doesn't trust him with his life
59:36 How did he even land that backflip? Holy.
Really bro and those gokus are also cute
@@yamazingইয়ামিনofficial Hello bangali
@@Misha-ed7xq hello
i loved the double backflip at 9:30:52
length: 9 minutes and 56 seconds
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Ok
6:31 The analysis needs to consider the differing skills of the doctors. Doctor B, who performs better than the average, is the better choice. Doctor A consistently performs worse than average, so the raw probabilities are not enough to make a decision.
1:05:17 did anyone notice the alien from Area 51 right behind the guy in red shirt.
1:45:23 I knew it . He had the TIME MACHINE in his backyard all the time.
1:57:37 - 2:45:51 HE time travelled in the past
3:02:48 - 7:32:08 He travelled in future
Like if you saw these
wut
at 10:21:05 he said WHAT?????????????
I agree. Probability is no substitute for human skill. If it was robots doing surgery with the 50% success rate, I'd go with A, but with a human, I'd go B.
Yoooooo
nicee faker..
IVDEO IS 9 MINS 56 SECONDS ACCORDING TO EVERYONE ELSE.. BUT ITS 9MINS 55 FOR ME AM I MISSING OUT ON A SECOND ALREADY 😢
yup
RUclips PC and RUclips Mobile are weird in that one rounds down the time and the other rounds up
9:55 played the whole thing out for you, good luck.
55:43 I haven't heard that joke in forever thanks for reminding me it has been at the tip of my tongue for a while now 😂😂🤣
lol
The length right now is 9min 56sec
Now it’s 9 min 55sec
Did you download it?
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@@WilliamW2010 i did
I uploaded it @480p but let me know if you want it at 1080@60fps
What??? HOW IS IT ALREADY 10 SECONDS WTF
9:59 THE WHOLE BEE MOVIE IN 1 SECOND IS CRAZY 💀💀💀💀
Gone
I got rickrolled
There's no 9:59
Yes I get this
i have not seen this i am sad
This is probably the most out of context video I've seen on RUclips. And I loved every second of it.
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I have a theory it goes like this if I
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made a RUclips video that was 10 minutes
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long but edited it down to 10 seconds
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long after posting it what would happen
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well first I would lose all the ads on
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this video so rip bank account but I
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want to know if I can trick RUclips into
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promoting the heck out of this video by
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using their own feature RUclips has a
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built-in editor that allows you to snip
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blur or cut any part of your video I'm
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sure it's never abused at all well now
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it's going to be by me the theory goes
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that since RUclips made shorts they
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split the algorithm into two sections
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one that likes watch time and one that
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high average retention whereas in videos
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overall watch time quantity matters more
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10-second long non shorts video the
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it but what happens if I pull a fast one
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if I were to make this video 10 minutes
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long have all of you watch for at least
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50% of it and then edit it down to 10
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seconds let's say this video gets 50,000
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initial views times 5 minutes
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250,000 minutes of watch time or over
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4,000 hours the average view duration of
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this video will be
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numbers and say holy heck this video is
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bomb as heck let it
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but wait there's a problem when this
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video gets cut down to 10 seconds
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instantly the watch time will Plum it
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video sucks now let it die let it
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it but listen to this maybe I can't have
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The High Ground what if I use the middle
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ground what if I were to sneakily
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organize this video into sections and
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slowly cut the video more and more and
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more until it gets down to 10 seconds
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and what if I happen to ask you right
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now to comment how long the video is
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right now when you see it so the average
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watch time what's happening now is the
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retention and overall quantity RUclips
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sees number go up algorithm
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says and I just keep doing this until
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right about now where everyone getting
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recommended this has absolutely no idea
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what I'm talking about so yes it's
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admittedly hard to write a script that's
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supposed to keep changing but bear with
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me this video's length keeps decreasing
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you're probably like wow why are you
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doing that don't you have a life for
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friends and to that I would answer
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no I don't know how long this video is
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now past me doesn't know how much
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minutes this many words would take to
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speak but I reckon we're about half way
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there now consider yourselves the only
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people in history to ever watch this
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part of the video it feels kind of
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special like owning a Bitcoin before the
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halfing except not as pretentious so you
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better start downloading if you want to
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watch it ever again here's the
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interesting part opposite of something
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like Bitcoin taking longer and longer to
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cut its Supply in half each time this
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video will take shorter and shorter to
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get well shorter this is because the
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video needs to stay as long as possible
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for as long as possible in order to keep
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the average amount of Watch time it has
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for as long as possible that's why it's
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going to keep promoting it I really wish
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someone would look at me the way you
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look at this
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video oh by the way don't forget to
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comment how long the video is now
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because I need to be reminded to edit it
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next so if the video is starting now
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then clearly I no longer have good ads
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playing on here so if you could leave a
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like for that sacrifice then that would
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be nice but it's a good thing because
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overall I'm trying to prove a point that
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attention is way more valuable than
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money things are going to get real quick
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towards the end so you're going to need
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to pay attention don't think too much
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answer that comes to you in the
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comments you're going into the hospital
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for a surgery that has a 50% survival
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rate now you walk in and this is America
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so you get to pick your doctor you get
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two choices Dr a who has botched the
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last 19 surgeries in a row every one of
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those patients have
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surgeries were all massive successes
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which doctor do you go with leave a
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comment
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now well you're a little late to the
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party but that's okay I have a time
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machine we can use it's upstairs can you
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go bring it down for me thanks oh and
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leave a like on the video while you're
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at it so you don't forget to in the past
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wait why don't I just go upstairs and
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get the time machine there you tell me
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write the answer in the comments don't
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overthink it well heck I'll just have to
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tell you why because if we went back in
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time to a point where this building
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we're apparently in didn't exist you'd
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fall flat on the ground like a sack of
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sweet potatoes but here's the bigger
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question you might have missed every
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part of this video that came before it
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so what if we just want to travel 5 days
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in the past when this video was 10
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minutes long to get the full story no
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big deal nothing much has changed in the
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world in 5 days so just press the button
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and we'll go right back where we
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started but what if we
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don't now you need to overthink it where
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was Earth 5 days ago going around the
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Sun where was the sun 5 days ago going
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around the Milky Way where was the Milky
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Way 5 days ago going around the Milky
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Way you paying attention just making
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sure hurling towards the Andromeda
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galaxy at 1.5 million M an hour so you
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press the button now where are
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you well heck probably somewhere right
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there I don't know damn that sucks for
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you but wait I just lied because this
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crazy hair guys says I'm dumb space and
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time is
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everywhere and no matter where you are
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how high you are how fast you're going
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you're always at rest you're not going
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anywhere wow who knew my life could be
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summarized by a math equation so yeah
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you wouldn't have to worry about
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teleporting into outer space you're at
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rest in Earth's reference frame so you
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can go ahead and press the
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button yeah but then there's the
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butterfly effect oh
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heck now you might be saying I'm out of
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my mind but what if I were to say if you
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join the members of this channel you can
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watch this whole video unedited for the
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rest of time and if you're just now
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seeing it that means watching what
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you've never seen before now back to the
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hospital it's time for
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surgery which doctor did you
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choose okay there's definitely someone
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out there who's really confused right
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now I know you're the odd one out I'll
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summarize real quick you're going to the
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hospital to get a life-saving surgery
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unfortunately the surgery only has a 50%
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survival rate you have two choices of
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doctors Dr a who unfortunately killed
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the last 19 patients in a row or Dr B
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whose last 19 surgeries were complete
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successes and everyone made a full
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recovery which doctor do you
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choose if you haven't already leave a
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comment right now with your answer don't
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worry you can edit it later to make
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yourself look smart it'll just be kind
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of obvious that you're desperate for
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attention that's literally this entire
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video in a nutshell well if you chose Dr
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B then you are most certainly
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indisputably matter of fact dead like so
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much dead but if you chose doctor a
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you're alive like guaranteed alive like
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so much alive that if you went out and
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bought lottery tickets you'd have better
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odds at winning than the odds that
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you're dead right now disagree too bad
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look if you flipped a coin 20 times and
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it landed on heads 19 times in a row the
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odds of you Landing heads the next time
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would be 1 in 1,
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48576 if you walked into a hospital and
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were given these two choices and picked
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Dr a you would patently at that moment
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in time be the luckiest person in the
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universe if you pick Dr B well you'd be
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hecked no but no matter how many times
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you flip a coin it doesn't make a
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difference in what happens next it's
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still 50/50 I hear some of you say well
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unfortunately you're not just wrong
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you're dead and wrong
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well this has all been fun and nice but
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why is this video so short now well for
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all those now just watching the point of
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this video was to see if I could trick
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RUclips into giving me views by
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exploiting its built-in Editor to make
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the algorithm think this video is
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getting hundreds or even 1,000% watch
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time which will make the algorithm
8.47
say much better than a little exploit of
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speeding up the video and making you
8.51
watch in slow motion that only gives you
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400% watch time but yes I'm going to ask
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you to do that at the very end I didn't
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want to spoil it until now at this point
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it may be a week after this video has
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been posted which means every single one
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of the sections of this video has
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already been edited down now this video
9.09
is extremely short and it should have a
9.11
ton of watch time anyway I'm guessing
9.13
that if this video got at least 50,000
9.16
views in its first 5 days of being
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uploaded that it has at least 1,000%
9.21
average viewer duration it would only be
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able to maintain that if you watch this
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video back 10 times in a row but don't
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worry about having to do that in the
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next segment you're going to be asked to
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turn the video to 0.25 speed in order to
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understand the whole thing this is just
9.36
going to be the icing on the cake for
9.38
this entire experiment and if I look
9.40
like an idiot and this video is flopped
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then I guess at that point you'll be
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able to laugh at me
@@The_undefeated_oneThis. This is the comment I was hoping to find. You're the real MVP
This video's insane, it makes no sense and I have all but 4 seconds of it.
Bro your here when its 10 minutes
@@owendoesgames9058 We did a little trolling
@@owendoesgames9058 9 minutes and 56 seconds is 4 seconds away from 10 minutes.
21:36 right now, if you saw it at 10 minutes ish you missed where he starting eating his cat.
😂😂😂😂
not true lol
Did you download it?
U with m8
papież referencja?
watching this feels like you have dementia
Right now it is 1minute and 26seconts with 100,180 views. Glad I was here for all of it.
I’m going to be a 🤓 but about the the doctor thing, realistically choosing the better success rate doctor gives you a higher chance than a 50% survival rate since Dexter is weighing the survival rate down. Since I am not a serial killer (that Dexter knows of), I’d still survive doctor 1 though.
doctor b
edit: IM NOT MOST CERTAINLY INDISPUTABLY MATTER OF FACTLY DEAD
fax theres a 1 in 524288 chance for that doctor to mess up the surgery that much if it was purely chance.
1:40:52
That plot twist was INSANE. I love how the doctors end up falling in love after surviving that zombie apocalypse caused by Doctor B. Such a shame they both died at the end. Overall fantastic, not to mention Doctor A's character development during the abduction. 10/10 storytelling.
We need more content like this on RUclips.
that was one hell of a gambler's fallacy you did there with the doctors lol
one _hell_ of a gambler’s fallacy he did there
Well, he was wrong, so it doesn't really matter.
@@EvanThomas-w6d i mean yeah, that's why it's a fallacy
@@madmax.mp3 sorry I'm stupid
@@madmax.mp3 I didn't know the meaning of the word. Supposedly being smart I can sometimes act quite dumb
5:24 " This video 10 minutes long. Or is it?"
This comment will not make sense in a few days since he might/will cut off a part of the video before that timestamp.
No, i think it's gonna be the latter one after if ykwim @@Shivter14
What music is that
@@RajikaAjit The iconic Vsauce music, he made a video about it (Micheal AKA Vsauce), with the name, as far as im aware, its only on YT
Me, watching this after 3 days: *clicks*
Video: "...moment in time. Be the luckiest person in the universe"
The fact he's not editing it anymore just makes him sound crazy
wdym?
He isn't?
I'm just curious how you know
Just joking around haha @@EvanThomas-w6d
@@MynameisnotGraeyhaha I'm just joking around
bananas are too sour
gained a braincell by watching this video
This video is literally burning 9 minutes and 56 seconds of my life. I feel so special tho, bc it feel like Unus Annus
Claim your "here when the video was 9:56 long" card here
for sure
Did you download it?
No card are expensive
@@WilliamW2010 I did. Are you from south Africa?
wow what an honor, this reward makes me happy i love this i am happy
Doctor A, because I heard this puzzle before :)
Am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together scam ever. I can’t believe how magical it was @9:54. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at @9:55 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional opera.
Rickroll :(
Doctor B. Only people who watched this video before it was cut to > 4:15 will understand.
there was a second part, with the answer at 6:43
Ur dead lol
@@mrowlsss dead and wrong
The 72 hour countdown starts now. Cant wait for this to not happen and be a waste of time! Lol
I'll be suprised if im wrong though.
odds are in your favor and you will most likely not wrong
@@neuron383he was wrong
Im very confused right now
You should choose Doctor A.
Doctor B, Love at 7:15 how he rickrolled us.
Same
nah shrinkflation hitting youtube videos now
I must admit, you have incredible content, I do wonder why at times these videos don't average 1 million each.
Wishing you the best, you're a bright fella!
7.5k views.
Maybe because they faked a lot of their content for views and are a massive fraud?
He doesn’t get a million views because he admitted to faking content multiple times and lost a ton of subs. The algorithm has never treated him the same since.
I remembrance watching this when it was 9:56 😔😔 now it's GONE LOST MEDIA FOREVERR (prb not lost media NGL but let's pretend it is)
fly high, video. go up to charlie the steak and beat the boss
Ahhh, I see my good old friend the Gambling Fallicy.
The last 19 surgeries failing or succeding are all independent events when it comes to your turn finally, meaning it doesnt matter which you choose. It dont matter if its a 1/1m that a dude has 20 successful surgeries in a row, its just a 50/50 shot still.
And besides, its a 50% everywhere, and it doesnt clarify what the rate at the hospital is, a very important statistical fact to consider.
Are you explaining it for everyone else or for him? Because I'm pretty sure he knows lol
This was the best 9 minutes and 56 seconds of my life!@!!!!11!!!! I LOVE DOCTOR B!!!!! SHIT IM DEAD!!!
The Doctor thing is incorrect because you're accessing based on the doctor's skills, not on statistical chance
the fact that it has only 743 views rn, i feel blessed lol
dallas out here pulling a fast one on us
Dont mess with time travel dude. Learn what happened from moving a single chair in the Destiny 2 timeline.
I watched first at seven minutes, I forgot the content, so I needed a refresher.
So, thanks for rickrolling me twice.
The man is learning from The Spiffing Brit 😃
2287 views
12:50 he threw a nokia at a hammer and it combusted. Poor hammer
9:56 honestly best art of the video
"Holy s- heck." -RUclips
1:26
Definitely Doctor B
4:35
Go upstairs?
4:55
dead
You know this is a much better way of answering the questions lol
I am so confused yet so impressed at the same time
8:25 'well unfortunately you're not just wrong, you're dead and wrong' that was cold af wheres the blankets
This is the type of a video that you have to comment on
Yes
I just got Rick Rolled in 2x speed
It's down to 10 seconds now😮😮😮
1:26 Ill choose doctor A.
Well..... I did actually choose doctor A (as a joke) so...... I guess I live.
Good job
2:12 THATS MY KEYBOARD WHAT
Lol
It’s a popular keyboard, I have the same one
@@CoolCarter oh i didnt know :(
so theoretically if I were to make a
0.51
10-second long non shorts video the
0.53
algorithm would be like nope not worth
0.55
it but what happens if I pull a fast one
1.00
if I were to make this video 10 minutes
I couldn't stop......I tried, but I was too weak. I had to watch the WHOLE thing. And slowly.
I knew it was pointless. I knew it was a trick. Like a sailor swimming towards the Siren's peaceful melody I slowed time to enjoy the catastrophe unfolding around me.
And yet even here; at the end, I cannot say I'd do anything differently. Well done lad!🎉
The FOMO is strong with this one
Gamblers fallacy at 8:14
I'm at 34:12. It was really strange seeing the things you did to that old man.
This was the best 7 minutes and 16 second of my and 84.459 peoples life
4:15, doctor B
4:49, dunno
B is correct.
here at 7 minutes and 16 seconds, I chose doctor A due to the fact that getting something wrong 20 times in a row is HIGHLY UNLIKELY
32:43
Bro is just yapping at this point💀
Also, was the video actually 2 hours long before or are people trolling?
yeah, pretty sad I missed it. Also that bit at 56:48, just gold.
it was never 2 hours
Holy gambler's fallacy
12:19 PM CST video says it's 9'55"
I created a method that broke Yahoo ad network algorithm which caused my ads to be displayed on very busy yahoo website at very cheap price for almost 2 years. Made decent dough with affiliates income..eventually they shut me down with a very angry threatening letter. I was banned from owning yahoo accounts , who's still standing now? 😂
Yt Studio editor I can confirm SUCKS
58:21 Bro just solved the Riemann Hypothesis. Someone call the news.
4:30 I would go with Doctor Mike as he is Doctor Mike
Edit: Why? Is this your weird way of explaining the gamblers fallacy? Well, it doesn't work in this case, and if it was the gamblers fallacy you fell for it too. If it truly was a 50% chance then it would be a 50% chance regardless of who you picked. But this isn't a purely random scenario, either doctor A did a lot of risky surgeries and doctor B did a lot of easy ones, or doctor A is better than doctor B, in either case it is better to pick doctor A.
I’m not the only one that noticed Dr. Mike
Properly formatted version of the edit
Edit: Why? Is this your weird way of explaining the gamblers fallacy? Well, it doesn't work in this case, and if it was the gamblers fallacy you fell for it too. If it truly was a 50% chance then it would be a 50% chance regardless of who you picked.
But this isn't a purely random scenario, either doctor A did a lot of risky surgeries and doctor B did a lot of easy ones, or doctor A is better than doctor B, in either case it is better to pick doctor A.
Okay then, I'll see you in 3 days.
Edit 9/21: 6 Minutes now, nice. I'll see you tomorrow for a shorter video.
Edit 9/22: 5 Minutes and 20. And it'll change again in 4 hours. I'll see you in 4 hours.
6 Hours Later: I know that I'm late, I should've been here 2 hours ago, but it seems that we are at the end. No more changes to this video. What will become of it now?
9/23: What's this? 1 hour until the next edit? I thought we were done here. Is it getting shorter or are we getting longer? I'll come back in about an hour or so.
9/26: It has been edited 1 final time, the last ten seconds. Rickroll incoming.
I’m pretty sure i pasted the whole video in comments
I chose A because he already did 19 patients can’t have more die right?
4:35 Doctor A
The correct choice.
Stopping kids from saying first
if you truly wanted to stop kids from saying first for no reason other than that, you would have just said something normal, like "hi"
(not trying to be rude though)
Now a slightly older kid said something slightly less stupid
Macaroni sandwich.