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And my Dad didn't want to bond with me. I have abandonment issues & my 10 yr relationship started as Daddy/baby girl. And there are still those undertones things there, because of my daddy issues.. I was raised catholic & went to catholic school. But thank God we are poor enough to get State Healthcare & get therapy.
How is it calling these adult women "adult women" such a good read? Like... it feels like they'd find it hurtful, and I like that. You're so sharp Nick, get them.
in the bible belt you see a lot of tshirts and things that say "blessed girl" and "cherished girl" like sis you got jars of wrinkle cream too old to be called "girl"
Religious people want to preach Halloween as devil worship but have been conditioned into thinking that's what the pagan festivals stemmed from and actually have no idea about their own religious roots. The bible doesn't even make mention of Halloween from my knowledge.
@@SH-vo5je pagans: let's celebrate the arrival of the winter and spring! a fresh start and good fortune! christianity: oh, haven't you heard? (this isn't me bashing on all christians btw, people can practice religion respectfully but stop forcing it on other people!!!)
I was thinking the same thing lol. Like wdym worship the devil, that's not what Halloween is lmao. Makes me think they don't know much about Christian history
I think it's fun how they characterize Death as something Evil rather than a very natural and unavoidable part of existence. Gives some nice insight into their fear based lives.
One thing I always found confusing about Christians' fear of death is that if you believe someone is saved, why would you fear their death (or mourn it for that matter)? If you're convinced that they're going to heaven and will transition to a state of perfect bliss for the rest of eternity after their passing, and will never have to experience suffering ever again, it would seem that death isn't so bad, and you might even look forward to it and celebrate it when it happens (provided the person who died was a believer).
the whole intro i was thinking "wow, bethany looks really cute here, her makeup looks way better and more natural than the other times ive seen her" and then its not even her 😭💀
Saaaame! I was so confused and almost thought this was just a really old video of theirs but then I looked closer and that's definitely not Bethy. 🤦♀️😂
"It seems like Halloween gives people a pass to dress however they want". No that's being an adult when people can dress how they want, don't stress no one will be at the church dressed as a sexy mouse. Calm down and leave people alone.
It is kinda a thing that people find it more socially acceptable to wear skimpier outfits during Halloween. Like how they reffed to Halloween in Mean Girls. Of course everybody should feel free to wear skimpy outfits every day if they do chose.
i love how they talk about people wearing skimpy outfits for Halloween as this "new trend" like mama people have been doing it since the bloody holiday was invented
As to quote the greatest creative minds of our age: "Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it."
I love how Kristen thinks carving pumpkins isnt really halloween, "its just fall" Halloween is an OG pagan irish holiday. We'd carve faces in turips to ward off evil spirts. When the irish emigrated to America pumpkins were more readily available than turnips so they carved pumpkins instead
Yeah carving pumpkins and before that I believe it was turnips is all about creating faces to scare off spirits if I’m correct. It’s 1000% related to Halloween so that confused me a ton too.
Love it when Christians steal holidays that aren’t theirs then get mad when other people don’t celebrate the holiday the way they want. Happy Halloween everyone, celebrate it however the hell you want because religion or lack thereof is a personal choice :) Seriously, just let people celebrate the way they want.
@@elveenie5399 OBVIOUSLY it doesn't apply to you if you're not doing it so stop getting offended over something that doesn't even apply to you. Generalizing is how people talk. About things. Generally. You know? How else do you want them to talk? Specifically every single time? lmao.
So their costumes are portraying 1) Steve. He's the cousin of Jason from "Halloween". Jason wears a hockey mask, Steve wears a catcher's mask. Jason kills everyone. Steve hands out religious pamphlets. 2) Hilda. She's a Viking who was converted to Christianity and instead of conquering new lands for Odin, she conquers souls for Jesus. Instead of wielding an axe, she hands out religious pamphlets. 3) Maisy. Maisy is a farm horse who wears the farmer's wife's old hat. Maisy helps haul wagons full of religious pamphlets.
It's a bad misrepresentation of viking Headwear to, they never had horns on their helmets. There's no record of that we added it into later paintings and Halloween costumes and movies. It always makes me laugh seeing shitty horns on the "viking" helmets lol.
@@aydadae7337 I heard that the Viking horn-hat look originally came from an opera with a woman viking lead character. She only wore the hat so she would stand out on stage.
“Halloween is the one night of the year when girls can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it.” God, it’s like they’ve never even seen Mean Girls. There’s your answer right there! 🙄😂
“We hate blood gore and violence” >their favorite movies and children shows will have Jesus being whipped and beaten and crucified and go into detail about the violence and suffering like most passion of the Christ type movies are just borderline torture porn
"I know not *everyone* is worshiping Satan on Halloween" Nobody. Nobody is worshiping Satan on Halloween. If they are, they are as poorly informed about both Satan and the history of Halloween as you are Kristin.
That's right!! Satan should be worshipped DAILY, not just on Halloween🥰. And by worship I mean, living your best life as if YOU ARE GOD; because all Satan wanted was for everyone to be empowered by the same knowledge God had.🤨 But obviously, all the good Satanists know that!! 😈👹👹🖤🖤
I guess they also didn't get the memo that most people who don't celebrate Halloween could give crap less about what someone is wearing or if they are celebrating it. I don't celebrate it because I could careless about holidays. But I am not going to berate people like they do which is low of them.
“This looks like the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party after everyone’s been forced to take their meds for a few weeks. Like we haven’t had time to get a new wardrobe yet, but they look clean.” Couldn’t say it better myself
This stuff brings back so much PTSD. Like, I can laugh, but I also have to take short breaks and breathe deeply. 😅 The biggest takeaway I got from a childhood of fundamentalism is that it is my responsibility as a woman, sorry girl, to never be desirable enough for a man to lust over and yet be just desirable enough for him to want to marry. Do you know that kind of pressure? And how horribly guilty I felt every time I got hit on for years. Giving the “Christian college guys” a pass on being horny by blaming it squarely on what the women around them are doing and wearing is so, so, so dangerous. It somehow manages to infantilize BOTH genders and yet leave the blame solely on the females. Anyway…happy Halloween! 😭🎃👻💀🤡
So glad you’re moving past that craziness! Hope you feel strong for not following that garbage construct anymore. Pretty sure the actual God, not the “god” these people weaponize, is proud of all of us for laughing at these fools.🖤🎃💀👻
@@haveagreatday3664 I'm actually really tired of pretending that there's an imperceptible intelligent entity who somehow cares about anything on this insignificant planet somewhere within a universe that's at least 13.7 billion light years in diameter, so I'd rather just throw the whole God concept away. You do you though
I have never seen a newborn with teeth until Nick showed one in this video. I feel very weird and uncomfortable about it. It's giving me uncanny valley vibes for some reason...
They did lord of the rings cosplay for the brown haired girl birthday. Bethany(not in this video) sulked an out how her husband made her go to her sisters party, and how she had to be the “dumb dragon”. Which is just a lot to unpack
I spit out my tea laughing when Victoria Secret was mentioned because I went to a Catholic school and everyone was SOOOOOO against Victoria secret and gettig fitted for bras. And like 15 y.o. me with D’s in gym was like….. “y’all what do I do with these?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@arareanddifferenttune3130 I'm a 65G (32G US I think?) and while I sometimes have to go up one size when clothes shopping (from XS to S), they're not that huge imo... Because I'm a small band size. The range that most clothing stores offer does not correspond to actual bra sizes whatsoever, it's just an incremental range they offer that may or may not fit people. I wore 70Cs for more than a decade. Stuff would pop out, but 70Ds from H&M and such were too bulky. Got fitted properly, now 65G fits me regardless of (proper lingerie) brand. My friend used to buy 70As, turns out she's a 60C/D properly fitted. And I quote her, "they're not a lot". The actual "jumps" between cup sizes are TINY, hence the need for more letters and why bad bras trying to cover the same range with fewer "standard sizes" doesn't work. If a shop sells an A-D/DD range, that just means the largest number is the biggest they felt like making. It could correspond to anything from actual DD to an H or I. Which is why H&M's D cup was often too large for me, but an actual DD doesn't even touch my nipples.
@@mischr13 when I worked at a nonprofit, people would get really mad that we closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas because "that's when people need the most help." Like, that's literally not true, people need help 24/7 and handing them a can that you pulled from the back of your cabinet ain't cutting it. We were closed on major holidays so that we could spend time with our families, but THATS WAS IT. And people found issue with that, but we never heard from those people when we were soliciting food or monetary donations 🤦🏾♀️
Lmao if I can't go door to door spreading atheism, and it's considered rude, they should never be going door to door handing out any pamphlets or food in the name of their god. It's still rude af.
@@aydadae7337 But listen they're just built different because they follow their lord and savior Jesus Christ. The lord gave them permission so it's ok they're allowed to ring on your door bell till it falls off to try to convert you /s
"This looks like the Mad Hatter's Tea Party after everyone's been forced to take their meds for a few weeks" took me OUT oh my god. It was so unexpected and hilarious, A+ no notes
These chicks are the same types of chicks that bullied me back in school and Nick is the awesome friend that defended me with the bitchiest best way possible 🤣💜
Solidarity. Went to a super religious public school and these exact kind of girls were the ones that relentlessly bullied me for not being religious or going to church. They all ended up either pregnant during high school or right after - 5 of them were pregnant during our graduation, and they either got sucked into shit marriages, Mary Kay MLM companies, or both.
I just can't get over the fact that Rebecca? and her friends from church went around to people's houses on Halloween giving then random ass canned foods and proselytizing to them. Idk how any of the people they did that to kept it together. I would have laughed so hard if some weirdo church adults showed up on my porch and handed me, like, a can of corn and tried to talk to me about Jesus.
@@caffeinatedkatie4696 If you’re happy and you know it that’s a sin! If you’re happy and you know it that’s a sin! If you’re happy and you know it don’t you ever fucking show it! If you’re happy and you know it that’s a sin!
I just saw a video with a woman saying that when you masterate it’s actually a demon having sx with you, so yes. They are super set on turning everything evil lmfao
My college has a Halloween tradition-every year, we do a shadowcast screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I want to show it to these women and watch how they react, especially since this year, we have girls playing Brad and Rocky, who, for those unfamiliar with the movie, spend most of the show shirtless, and our actresses are fully embracing that aspect of the roles. I think that might just be enough to induce a brain aneurysm in at least one of these nut jobs…
Because being judgy is what you are told being raised christian. It sucks and is super hard to unlearn, because your self esteem is broken as well. So all self worth comes from feeling superior to those who dont folkow the abusive rules.
what else do they have to do in their life, except judge others? their life is miserable, and they make sure to make everybody else's life just as miserable as theirs. it's the only thing they were taught.
@@aannalese They think being gay is evil, and women are inferior to men and shouldn't have basic rights. Yeah it's embarrassing! To say the least! People thinking it's just a harmless difference of opinion, is how we as Americans have made ourselves the laughingstock of the developed world.
I know they've got a bunch of nonsensical rules for a lot of things... but the fact they had to make up a bunch of stuff so they could be picky about Halloween LOL.
I have always had issues with the majority of easily available costumes being "sexy" versions but that's because the Midwest is cold as fuck most Halloweens and mini skirts, spaghetti straps, and heels are not my preference when there is snow on the ground. More power to those who make cute and cold work, I just wish there was more than gilly suits and Chewbacca to keep me warm
I probably wouldn't have put cute and sexy in the same comment about the skimpier versions of costumes but I agree. I find it hard to find costumes for myself because I don't want to dress like that. I want to just dress as a female version, why does a female version have to be sexy and provocative? Why can't I still wear the same costume but have it available in a smaller size to fit my frame lol. I've been making my own costumes the last few years as I haven't been able to obtain one that wasn't "sexy".
This is exactly why I've gone in various animal/character onesies for the past few years. It's warm enough and it's something I'll wear again because I hate feeling like I'm wasting a costume I'll only wear once.
“He will also be having a private conversation with your doctor about how many babies they can *g l e r p* out of your uterus before you’re useless” Glerp. I’ve never heard that word to describe anything, let alone childbirth. It’s perfect
I have to pause multiple times throughout every single one of your videos just so I can catch my breath from laughing. I LIVE for watching you tear these "girls" into tiny, holy pieces
My mom was Catholic raised us all Catholic but also made our Halloween costumes, decorated and let us go trick or treating. Halloween has Pagan roots but nothing to do with the Devil. These "women" need to do their research
The thought of people sitting their kids down in front of Girl Defined as Approved Watching, or people actually seeking out their advice, is way scarier to me than a mean face carved into a gourd. Brrr. Grandma, I love you, and I miss you everyday, but I'm glad you kicked it before you could do that to me. Nick, your Teeth Baby Pope outfit looks splendid. Thank you for the content! Cracks me up.
As a person who loves scary and gory costumes, I already rode the stripper pole down to hell, but guess now I gotta take a lava bath with Satan too🤣. Why not?
Should we tell them that the Pumpkin carving grew out of the Celtic Tradition of carving faces into gourds to allow the light inside to travel to invite welcomed spirits, while the faces were meant to scare away not-so-welcome spirits?
Oh my god they're the people who give out pocket Bibles on Halloween 😩 at least the parents can use the thin paper to roll their blunts with after the kid falls into their candy coma
I wasn't expecting a full on diss on the Catholic institution when clicking this video, but I'm even more in love with this channel after hearing it on the intro, no less!!
Nick DiRamio made lambasting Christianity harder than the Romans crucified Jesus feel safe and therapeutic for me as someone who was abused in that religion
'Put that on your cross necklace and worship it as a false diety!' Every video gives me another reason to stan Nick and a quippy one liner I can usurp. Icon behaviour, all hail Teeth Baby
As amazing as "Little Red Ride Me Hood" is, we mustn't forget that the true name for older Red is Red Hot Riding Hood...at least, that's what Tex Avery taught me.
So do they not realize that pumpkin carving is still part of the Halloween tradition to ward off spirits?! That's their whole function... Nobody just CARVES a pumpkin because it's October.
'Pumkin carving, it's not Halloween it's fall. Wait, so you can choose aspects of seasonal traditions that are acceptable and apeal to you and create your own tradition and meaning to it? Cool. Now I'm gonna celebrate costume-candy-spooky day so don't call it satanic. (See, cause I didn't use the word halloween that makes it pure)
okay im 32 and I've been hit by nuns TWICE as a child, both times with yardsticks. They definitely were not allowed to hit kids anymore when I was in school. I also had a friend who like got her finger broken or something when Sister Grace slammed a textbook down on her hands. Both my parents got hit by nuns bad though. One of them split my dads lip when he was in like 5th grade I want to say. basically what im saying is that nothing is scarier than actual nuns and their promises of burning for eternity because you gave your Gram an attitude when she told you to do your homework. Honestly they really scarred me as a child and made me afraid of just living life as a child at some points.
As a Jew I am more than happy to watch you dunk on Christians into perpetuity, *however*, I would be remiss not to point out that Ben Shapiro is a wonderfully easy target from our side of the aisle and I would love to see you rip into his nonsensical antics.
This was really interesting! I volunteer at a place run by a Christian organisation and they’re super opposed to Halloween. There’s no version of it they accept, so it’s interesting to see these fairly extreme Christians allowing for some version it.
Girl defined gives me shivers every time I earn them talk, so much so they don’t even need costumes for Halloween, they can just go as themselves to terrify the masses 🎃
Lol, the wicker hat is supposed to look like that because it's Eliza Doolittle's hat from when she was a slum tenant selling flowers on the street. But she wishes she could pull off Audrey Hepburn!
i think a reason why we can "make fun" of christianity and not always other religions is because it's literally controlling our government and harming people in the country we live in. People are allowed to make fun of something that has harmed them or someone they know. What they say is harmful and it's important to push back on that. So in the US i feel like that's why christianity is ripped on more than others.
I personally respect no religion, as almost all of them are violently homophobic, and being lgbtq- yea. i just can't. why should I respect people who do not respect me?
18:08 yeah I agree. Sorry, but if someone came up to my house with a can of food on Halloween I'd immediately ask them to donate it or give it to a household in need, not just some random person. Knowing how naive they act, it'd probably be in some well-off neighborhood that might not even eat that food because it comes off as so strange. Like, I personally wouldn't trust the can of food strangers gave me. Glad to see you're still covering these two Nick because their stuff has major "yikes" energy.
If I was handing out candy and somebody tried to gospel at me I'd be so annoyed I'd turn the lights off and keep the candy just in case there's any other freaks out there waiting to try to convert people
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This may be the first time I’ve ever hit rewind to better view a sponsorship spot. I wanted to see Nick’s clips demonstrating the tools. (Had been just listening before)
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"stay a little girl forever, and let Every man be your father" is a terrifyingly apt description of Christianity
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my great-grandma carried a derringer and shot her abusive father to join Poncho Villa's army
And my Dad didn't want to bond with me. I have abandonment issues & my 10 yr relationship started as Daddy/baby girl. And there are still those undertones things there, because of my daddy issues.. I was raised catholic & went to catholic school. But thank God we are poor enough to get State Healthcare & get therapy.
Actually not…. What you are referring to is not at all what Christianity is meant to be. Not all of us are like that. Could you not?
Ew, yes
How is it calling these adult women "adult women" such a good read? Like... it feels like they'd find it hurtful, and I like that. You're so sharp Nick, get them.
LITERALLY you called it. I think they use “girl” to portray an image of “Christian innocence”.
cause they know inside they aren’t acting mature 😭
@@sharrkan9177 Something about that just makes my skin crawl
in the bible belt you see a lot of tshirts and things that say "blessed girl" and "cherished girl" like sis you got jars of wrinkle cream too old to be called "girl"
I’m just a giiirl and life is a blessing from god
kristen: halloween can be fun without celebrating evil
all hallow's eve: literally made for warding off evil spirits
Religious people want to preach Halloween as devil worship but have been conditioned into thinking that's what the pagan festivals stemmed from and actually have no idea about their own religious roots. The bible doesn't even make mention of Halloween from my knowledge.
@@SH-vo5je pagans: let's celebrate the arrival of the winter and spring! a fresh start and good fortune!
christianity: oh, haven't you heard?
(this isn't me bashing on all christians btw, people can practice religion respectfully but stop forcing it on other people!!!)
I was thinking the same thing lol. Like wdym worship the devil, that's not what Halloween is lmao. Makes me think they don't know much about Christian history
@@Genee722 They don't! They never do 😂 You can tell when they say pagans worship the devil, they don't even know what paganism IS
My thoughts exactly. lol
I think it's fun how they characterize Death as something Evil rather than a very natural and unavoidable part of existence. Gives some nice insight into their fear based lives.
Very true huh. I think death is pretty neutral. Plus death is taking to them to their best friend god!!!
You would think, if they truly believe in the paradise of Heaven with their savior Jesus, Death would be a happy thing?
@@Abracadabra1111 No because then people really wouldn’t have a reason to live if Heaven is so great.
@@Abracadabra1111 right? Like if they're so sure they're doing what God wants and are going to heaven why would they be scared??
One thing I always found confusing about Christians' fear of death is that if you believe someone is saved, why would you fear their death (or mourn it for that matter)? If you're convinced that they're going to heaven and will transition to a state of perfect bliss for the rest of eternity after their passing, and will never have to experience suffering ever again, it would seem that death isn't so bad, and you might even look forward to it and celebrate it when it happens (provided the person who died was a believer).
the whole intro i was thinking "wow, bethany looks really cute here, her makeup looks way better and more natural than the other times ive seen her" and then its not even her 😭💀
Saaaame! I was so confused and almost thought this was just a really old video of theirs but then I looked closer and that's definitely not Bethy. 🤦♀️😂
I felt so bad after i realized too, like damn, dont they look similar?!
This is me learning that isn't her.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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"It seems like Halloween gives people a pass to dress however they want". No that's being an adult when people can dress how they want, don't stress no one will be at the church dressed as a sexy mouse. Calm down and leave people alone.
It is kinda a thing that people find it more socially acceptable to wear skimpier outfits during Halloween. Like how they reffed to Halloween in Mean Girls. Of course everybody should feel free to wear skimpy outfits every day if they do chose.
karen smith agrees
Sexy mouse.... Hmmm... I like it! *cue sewing machine noise*
@@gabriellemadrid2831 Sounds fun, let me know how that goes. :)
Holier than thou knobheads.
i love how they talk about people wearing skimpy outfits for Halloween as this "new trend" like mama people have been doing it since the bloody holiday was invented
how swiftly they forget, christ wore a loin cloth for Halloween ☕️
Little do they know, I’ve been dressing like a whore (or as they prefer… harlot) for 500 years 😈🤪
And they admitted they have been guilty of it too?!
As to quote the greatest creative minds of our age: "Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it."
right? it's an entire subplot in mean girls
I love how Kristen thinks carving pumpkins isnt really halloween, "its just fall"
Halloween is an OG pagan irish holiday. We'd carve faces in turips to ward off evil spirts. When the irish emigrated to America pumpkins were more readily available than turnips so they carved pumpkins instead
Came here to say this too! But again, we can’t expect girls to like, know things! Ewww learning isn’t god honoring!
The more you know! 🌠
Yeah carving pumpkins and before that I believe it was turnips is all about creating faces to scare off spirits if I’m correct. It’s 1000% related to Halloween so that confused me a ton too.
That’s why it annoys me when they act like Halloween is “devil worship”
It’s literally the exact opposite
Made me laugh when she started talking about carving pumpkins 😂
"it just seems like everybody gets a pass to dress however they want" once again plainly stating that their main issue is people having free will :|
@Halloween All Year Round 100% agreed
Love it when Christians steal holidays that aren’t theirs then get mad when other people don’t celebrate the holiday the way they want. Happy Halloween everyone, celebrate it however the hell you want because religion or lack thereof is a personal choice :)
Seriously, just let people celebrate the way they want.
these same christains wonder why no one wants to be christain anymore
On god they’re so fucking good at that
im irish and we converted from paganism to christianity
christians didnt steal anything
stop generalizing lmao
@@elveenie5399 OBVIOUSLY it doesn't apply to you if you're not doing it so stop getting offended over something that doesn't even apply to you. Generalizing is how people talk. About things. Generally. You know? How else do you want them to talk? Specifically every single time? lmao.
@@elveenie5399 yes, they absolutely did steal most of the Pagan celebrations for their own purposes. That is a well known fact now.
So their costumes are portraying 1) Steve. He's the cousin of Jason from "Halloween". Jason wears a hockey mask, Steve wears a catcher's mask. Jason kills everyone. Steve hands out religious pamphlets. 2) Hilda. She's a Viking who was converted to Christianity and instead of conquering new lands for Odin, she conquers souls for Jesus. Instead of wielding an axe, she hands out religious pamphlets. 3) Maisy. Maisy is a farm horse who wears the farmer's wife's old hat. Maisy helps haul wagons full of religious pamphlets.
It's a bad misrepresentation of viking Headwear to, they never had horns on their helmets. There's no record of that we added it into later paintings and Halloween costumes and movies. It always makes me laugh seeing shitty horns on the "viking" helmets lol.
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@@haveagreatday3664 lol Thank you. :p
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@@aydadae7337 I heard that the Viking horn-hat look originally came from an opera with a woman viking lead character. She only wore the hat so she would stand out on stage.
“Halloween is the one night of the year when girls can dress like a total sl*t and no other girls can say anything about it.” God, it’s like they’ve never even seen Mean Girls. There’s your answer right there! 🙄😂
I'm a mouse, duh
mean girl defined
I regret not reading cmts before commenting. I too thought MEAN GIRLS????
I think they did watched and felt repulsed by the idea, because the words they use are almost the same
I love mean girls
"we hate blood, gore and violence... anyway check out my cute viking costume!" - Carbonica
Ironic isn't it
“We hate blood gore and violence”
>their favorite movies and children shows will have Jesus being whipped and beaten and crucified and go into detail about the violence and suffering like most passion of the Christ type movies are just borderline torture porn
The one girl is literally dressed as a minion
I didn’t realized 🤣
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Ngl I didn’t realize the other blonde girl wasn’t Bethany for a while… they all got the same generic npc look
Same😂
honestly thought she was that "university gun girl" from a few years ago
@@Moriendii ah the one who *shit herself* 😂
@@Moriendii OMG YOURE TOTALLY RIGHT THEY DO LOOK LIKE KAITLYN BENNET
stay a little girl forever and let every man be your father is such a devastating line
"I know not *everyone* is worshiping Satan on Halloween"
Nobody. Nobody is worshiping Satan on Halloween. If they are, they are as poorly informed about both Satan and the history of Halloween as you are Kristin.
That's right!! Satan should be worshipped DAILY, not just on Halloween🥰. And by worship I mean, living your best life as if YOU ARE GOD; because all Satan wanted was for everyone to be empowered by the same knowledge God had.🤨 But obviously, all the good Satanists know that!! 😈👹👹🖤🖤
I guess they also didn't get the memo that most people who don't celebrate Halloween could give crap less about what someone is wearing or if they are celebrating it. I don't celebrate it because I could careless about holidays. But I am not going to berate people like they do which is low of them.
@@ophilianecr that’s more luciferian than satanist 😅
“This looks like the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party after everyone’s been forced to take their meds for a few weeks. Like we haven’t had time to get a new wardrobe yet, but they look clean.”
Couldn’t say it better myself
This stuff brings back so much PTSD. Like, I can laugh, but I also have to take short breaks and breathe deeply. 😅 The biggest takeaway I got from a childhood of fundamentalism is that it is my responsibility as a woman, sorry girl, to never be desirable enough for a man to lust over and yet be just desirable enough for him to want to marry. Do you know that kind of pressure? And how horribly guilty I felt every time I got hit on for years. Giving the “Christian college guys” a pass on being horny by blaming it squarely on what the women around them are doing and wearing is so, so, so dangerous. It somehow manages to infantilize BOTH genders and yet leave the blame solely on the females. Anyway…happy Halloween! 😭🎃👻💀🤡
Well said! Happy Halloween
You're so right, it's terrifying and I am so sorry you went through that. Hope you're doing better now and sending you well wishes!
So glad you’re moving past that craziness! Hope you feel strong for not following that garbage construct anymore. Pretty sure the actual God, not the “god” these people weaponize, is proud of all of us for laughing at these fools.🖤🎃💀👻
@@haveagreatday3664 I'm actually really tired of pretending that there's an imperceptible intelligent entity who somehow cares about anything on this insignificant planet somewhere within a universe that's at least 13.7 billion light years in diameter, so I'd rather just throw the whole God concept away. You do you though
Like the moronic cops who ask what R and SA survivors were wearing when they were attacked 🤦♀️🤷♀️😖
"You can have fun without celebrating death" she said, about the holiday that is LITERALLY ABOUT DEATH 💀 Seriously, just eat candy and leave us alone.
I hope nobody tells her about Dia De Los Muertos...they certainly won't like THAT! Lol
@@TheEmbessyNetwork I don’t think the girl defined gals like anyone darker than ivory soap or anything associated with other cultures in general lol
So I wasn’t going to wear a skimpy Halloween costume this year, but I think I might have to after this.
Pop off sis! 👏
"There is no god, there is only TEETH BABY," absolutely ruined me.
chomp chomp sis 😂 😂 😂
ALL HAIL TEETH BABY
Same!!!
I have never seen a newborn with teeth until Nick showed one in this video. I feel very weird and uncomfortable about it. It's giving me uncanny valley vibes for some reason...
Gonna make a wild assumption that none of these girls have ever heard of cons or cosplay before...no one tell them about it they might die of shock 😲
I think you just gave them their next video topic
@@kiwisoup oh God. That would be hilarious
They did lord of the rings cosplay for the brown haired girl birthday. Bethany(not in this video) sulked an out how her husband made her go to her sisters party, and how she had to be the “dumb dragon”. Which is just a lot to unpack
They “can’t even look at it!” when it’s bloody costumes…but I KNOW these girlies have seen Passion of the Christ 😂
I spit out my tea laughing when Victoria Secret was mentioned because I went to a Catholic school and everyone was SOOOOOO against Victoria secret and gettig fitted for bras. And like 15 y.o. me with D’s in gym was like….. “y’all what do I do with these?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That sounds even creepier that they didn’t want growing women to wear fitted bras
@@rosestorms5396 Is your icon from Animal Crossing?
@@ramenaddict1676 please elaborate! I have not heard of this concept of DD being small
@ramen addict I agree with most everything you say except DDs being small. I’ve been anywhere from A to DDD and trust my DDs are not “small”
@@arareanddifferenttune3130 I'm a 65G (32G US I think?) and while I sometimes have to go up one size when clothes shopping (from XS to S), they're not that huge imo... Because I'm a small band size.
The range that most clothing stores offer does not correspond to actual bra sizes whatsoever, it's just an incremental range they offer that may or may not fit people. I wore 70Cs for more than a decade. Stuff would pop out, but 70Ds from H&M and such were too bulky. Got fitted properly, now 65G fits me regardless of (proper lingerie) brand. My friend used to buy 70As, turns out she's a 60C/D properly fitted. And I quote her, "they're not a lot".
The actual "jumps" between cup sizes are TINY, hence the need for more letters and why bad bras trying to cover the same range with fewer "standard sizes" doesn't work. If a shop sells an A-D/DD range, that just means the largest number is the biggest they felt like making. It could correspond to anything from actual DD to an H or I. Which is why H&M's D cup was often too large for me, but an actual DD doesn't even touch my nipples.
"Good luck with gym class this semester, Flapjacks!"💀
😂
Now I'm scared to open the door for trick or treaters! What if they turn out to be proselytizers?!
they're so deluded they think giving a can of soup to each household, probably in a middle class neighborhood, is helping the needy lol
If they're all adults in modest costumes, run.
@@mischr13 when I worked at a nonprofit, people would get really mad that we closed on Thanksgiving and Christmas because "that's when people need the most help." Like, that's literally not true, people need help 24/7 and handing them a can that you pulled from the back of your cabinet ain't cutting it. We were closed on major holidays so that we could spend time with our families, but THATS WAS IT. And people found issue with that, but we never heard from those people when we were soliciting food or monetary donations 🤦🏾♀️
Lmao if I can't go door to door spreading atheism, and it's considered rude, they should never be going door to door handing out any pamphlets or food in the name of their god. It's still rude af.
@@aydadae7337 But listen they're just built different because they follow their lord and savior Jesus Christ. The lord gave them permission so it's ok they're allowed to ring on your door bell till it falls off to try to convert you /s
"This looks like the Mad Hatter's Tea Party after everyone's been forced to take their meds for a few weeks" took me OUT oh my god. It was so unexpected and hilarious, A+ no notes
These chicks are the same types of chicks that bullied me back in school and Nick is the awesome friend that defended me with the bitchiest best way possible 🤣💜
Solidarity. Went to a super religious public school and these exact kind of girls were the ones that relentlessly bullied me for not being religious or going to church. They all ended up either pregnant during high school or right after - 5 of them were pregnant during our graduation, and they either got sucked into shit marriages, Mary Kay MLM companies, or both.
I just can't get over the fact that Rebecca? and her friends from church went around to people's houses on Halloween giving then random ass canned foods and proselytizing to them. Idk how any of the people they did that to kept it together. I would have laughed so hard if some weirdo church adults showed up on my porch and handed me, like, a can of corn and tried to talk to me about Jesus.
They sure can be judgmental and honestly it seems like they’re set on turning every silly thing into something sexual or evil.
If you're happy and you know it that's a sin
@@caffeinatedkatie4696 that was my whole childhood and I feel so seen right now lol
That’s not how God is. Nothing wrong with fun, and he loves when we are happy.
@@caffeinatedkatie4696
If you’re happy and you know it that’s a sin!
If you’re happy and you know it that’s a sin!
If you’re happy and you know it don’t you ever fucking show it!
If you’re happy and you know it that’s a sin!
I just saw a video with a woman saying that when you masterate it’s actually a demon having sx with you, so yes. They are super set on turning everything evil lmfao
My college has a Halloween tradition-every year, we do a shadowcast screening of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I want to show it to these women and watch how they react, especially since this year, we have girls playing Brad and Rocky, who, for those unfamiliar with the movie, spend most of the show shirtless, and our actresses are fully embracing that aspect of the roles. I think that might just be enough to induce a brain aneurysm in at least one of these nut jobs…
Yes
ok the thing that bothers me the most about them is like why do they care SOOOOO much??? girlies just please live your own life😩😩
Because being judgy is what you are told being raised christian. It sucks and is super hard to unlearn, because your self esteem is broken as well. So all self worth comes from feeling superior to those who dont folkow the abusive rules.
what else do they have to do in their life, except judge others? their life is miserable, and they make sure to make everybody else's life just as miserable as theirs. it's the only thing they were taught.
It really is sad & embarrassing how conservative & fundamental these women are.
Then Nick would have noone to shit on.
@@itchyeyesmcrealize165 bruh what
Eh not really sad or embarrassing. I live in so cal but have been to the south where this is pretty common. Different cultures
@@aannalese They think being gay is evil, and women are inferior to men and shouldn't have basic rights. Yeah it's embarrassing! To say the least! People thinking it's just a harmless difference of opinion, is how we as Americans have made ourselves the laughingstock of the developed world.
TBH a lot of them aren't even laughing anymore. It's just become highly concerning.
Girl defined reminds me of that video of that dog biting at a leaf blower
😂😂😂😂
You described them perfectly!
girl defined is the best jumpscare of all time
Lol, white woman jumpscare
More like needs one
There was a girl on tiktok ranting how dresing up as priests and nuns is wrong cause it sexualizes people who took a vow of purity 😂
@Betty Turcan My thoughts exactly!
So true I won’t dress as one
I’m going to go as couples costume slutty Jesus with butch Judas this Halloween instead ^_^
I know they've got a bunch of nonsensical rules for a lot of things... but the fact they had to make up a bunch of stuff so they could be picky about Halloween LOL.
Okay but I honestly think “seductive” creature of the black lagoon is so funny.
Have you seen Rachel Maksy's female c.o.t.b.l. costume? Its so good ruclips.net/video/E8gWn900ZKY/видео.html
I'm embracing my inner skank this year cause it's been too damn long since we've been able to get our spooky partying on 🎃
Same
I have always had issues with the majority of easily available costumes being "sexy" versions but that's because the Midwest is cold as fuck most Halloweens and mini skirts, spaghetti straps, and heels are not my preference when there is snow on the ground. More power to those who make cute and cold work, I just wish there was more than gilly suits and Chewbacca to keep me warm
I probably wouldn't have put cute and sexy in the same comment about the skimpier versions of costumes but I agree. I find it hard to find costumes for myself because I don't want to dress like that. I want to just dress as a female version, why does a female version have to be sexy and provocative? Why can't I still wear the same costume but have it available in a smaller size to fit my frame lol. I've been making my own costumes the last few years as I haven't been able to obtain one that wasn't "sexy".
Girls where do you buy?
This year I'm going full onesie pajamas for Halloween. Warm as heck and super comfy
This is exactly why I've gone in various animal/character onesies for the past few years. It's warm enough and it's something I'll wear again because I hate feeling like I'm wasting a costume I'll only wear once.
“He will also be having a private conversation with your doctor about how many babies they can *g l e r p* out of your uterus before you’re useless”
Glerp. I’ve never heard that word to describe anything, let alone childbirth. It’s perfect
I have to pause multiple times throughout every single one of your videos just so I can catch my breath from laughing. I LIVE for watching you tear these "girls" into tiny, holy pieces
thank you so much im so glad you found it funny!!
Lolol sameeeeeee!!!
"Jack is gay. He came out."
Good for him!! 😂
My mom was Catholic raised us all Catholic but also made our Halloween costumes, decorated and let us go trick or treating. Halloween has Pagan roots but nothing to do with the Devil. These "women" need to do their research
My religious code is the one called ''minding my own business".
The thought of people sitting their kids down in front of Girl Defined as Approved Watching, or people actually seeking out their advice, is way scarier to me than a mean face carved into a gourd. Brrr. Grandma, I love you, and I miss you everyday, but I'm glad you kicked it before you could do that to me. Nick, your Teeth Baby Pope outfit looks splendid. Thank you for the content! Cracks me up.
Absolutely LOST IT at "there is no god, THERE IS ONLY TEETH BABY" 🤣🤣🤣
As a person who loves scary and gory costumes, I already rode the stripper pole down to hell, but guess now I gotta take a lava bath with Satan too🤣. Why not?
“Little red ride me good” 😂💀 I screamed
Should we tell them that the Pumpkin carving grew out of the Celtic Tradition of carving faces into gourds to allow the light inside to travel to invite welcomed spirits, while the faces were meant to scare away not-so-welcome spirits?
6:58 Nick crouching like a goblin in an apartment complex stairwell is exactly how I always imagined him editing his videos.
Oh my god they're the people who give out pocket Bibles on Halloween 😩 at least the parents can use the thin paper to roll their blunts with after the kid falls into their candy coma
Crazy to think that you can wear what you like not just on Halloween??!! Whaaaatttt
They can’t fully grasp that idea
“Fresh water harlot” got to be my new favorite expression
I wasn't expecting a full on diss on the Catholic institution when clicking this video, but I'm even more in love with this channel after hearing it on the intro, no less!!
Nick DiRamio made lambasting Christianity harder than the Romans crucified Jesus feel safe and therapeutic for me as someone who was abused in that religion
fr. I'm not even catholic and yet I have to cross the street if I see a nun.
The costume is very modest actually, you have your shoulders covered you can go to church in this outfit
These ladies took a page from Mean Girls and sprinted with it... "stop trying to make 'holidays your way' happen... it'll never happen!!"
'Put that on your cross necklace and worship it as a false diety!' Every video gives me another reason to stan Nick and a quippy one liner I can usurp. Icon behaviour, all hail Teeth Baby
‘We understand not everybody who celebrates is doing it for the devil’ ..speak for yourself.
As amazing as "Little Red Ride Me Hood" is, we mustn't forget that the true name for older Red is Red Hot Riding Hood...at least, that's what Tex Avery taught me.
Pretty sure it's "ride me good" lol😭
those cartoons did a number on me as a kid... 👀
So do they not realize that pumpkin carving is still part of the Halloween tradition to ward off spirits?! That's their whole function...
Nobody just CARVES a pumpkin because it's October.
Since I'm born on Halloween and we celebrate my birthday on Halloween (with all the scary decors), I guess i could be the devil for Girl Defined
If I wasn't child-free person already, the word "glerp" in conjunction with my uterus would have made me one.
recovering Catholics are absolutely entitled to mock Christianity until their dying breath, imo. keep doing good work, Nick
Oh Nick we would just love you on the Fundie Snark reddit
Thank you!! I’ve definitely lurked there from time to time 👀
'Pumkin carving, it's not Halloween it's fall.
Wait, so you can choose aspects of seasonal traditions that are acceptable and apeal to you and create your own tradition and meaning to it? Cool.
Now I'm gonna celebrate costume-candy-spooky day so don't call it satanic. (See, cause I didn't use the word halloween that makes it pure)
okay im 32 and I've been hit by nuns TWICE as a child, both times with yardsticks. They definitely were not allowed to hit kids anymore when I was in school. I also had a friend who like got her finger broken or something when Sister Grace slammed a textbook down on her hands. Both my parents got hit by nuns bad though. One of them split my dads lip when he was in like 5th grade I want to say.
basically what im saying is that nothing is scarier than actual nuns and their promises of burning for eternity because you gave your Gram an attitude when she told you to do your homework. Honestly they really scarred me as a child and made me afraid of just living life as a child at some points.
Ngl, your costume is actually so pretty Nick. Iconic, as usual. 💚
that costume is amazing i cant wait until ive had top surgery and can also dress as a sexy cryptid
I’m baring it all this year: no skin is my costume. Hope that’s godly enough for Kristen and her judgey pals.
As a Jew I am more than happy to watch you dunk on Christians into perpetuity, *however*, I would be remiss not to point out that Ben Shapiro is a wonderfully easy target from our side of the aisle and I would love to see you rip into his nonsensical antics.
This was really interesting! I volunteer at a place run by a Christian organisation and they’re super opposed to Halloween. There’s no version of it they accept, so it’s interesting to see these fairly extreme Christians allowing for some version it.
The irony is Christians created Halloween to try and co-opt the Celtic Samhain because they could not stop the bloody Irish from celebrating Samhain 😛
Girl defined gives me shivers every time I earn them talk, so much so they don’t even need costumes for Halloween, they can just go as themselves to terrify the masses 🎃
ive heard a number of people make some variation of the "these adult women" remark and it gets me every time
The girl with the hockey mask having to hold it on with her hands the WHOLE time is HILARIOUS
stop not the religious trauma from attending a catholic elementary school 😭😭 TARGETED!
WRAP SECTIONS OF HAIR AROUND THE HOT TAILPIPE ASFHDBSJAJDBKSKSNDLKK
The rebrand we were waiting for; Little Red Ride Me Good
😂
when it comes to my halloween costumes, I like to go gory. this year I'm considering a bloody mess based on the pain of grief.
Sounds metal as fuck my dude 👏
😂 I had to pause for minute to recover from the “hot hairy tailpipe”. 😂
"Adult women show up at your door with a can of okra and the Gospel ..." Lmao 😂 "reverse halloween-ed me"
They can always dress up as Abby Shapiro for Halloween. I bet that’s fun!
Lol, the wicker hat is supposed to look like that because it's Eliza Doolittle's hat from when she was a slum tenant selling flowers on the street. But she wishes she could pull off Audrey Hepburn!
The scariest video topic of all: Christianity
i think a reason why we can "make fun" of christianity and not always other religions is because it's literally controlling our government and harming people in the country we live in. People are allowed to make fun of something that has harmed them or someone they know. What they say is harmful and it's important to push back on that. So in the US i feel like that's why christianity is ripped on more than others.
I personally respect no religion, as almost all of them are violently homophobic, and being lgbtq- yea. i just can't. why should I respect people who do not respect me?
this is exactly the content we needed on the day of legend Leslie Jordan's passing, ty Nick
Cinderella 2021 PLEASE i wanna see you roast the music in that move also how every "emotional" scene was anticlimactic
18:08 yeah I agree. Sorry, but if someone came up to my house with a can of food on Halloween I'd immediately ask them to donate it or give it to a household in need, not just some random person. Knowing how naive they act, it'd probably be in some well-off neighborhood that might not even eat that food because it comes off as so strange. Like, I personally wouldn't trust the can of food strangers gave me. Glad to see you're still covering these two Nick because their stuff has major "yikes" energy.
If I was handing out candy and somebody tried to gospel at me I'd be so annoyed I'd turn the lights off and keep the candy just in case there's any other freaks out there waiting to try to convert people
As a christian woman, i laughed out loud when someone told nick "why do you only make fun of christians?" LOL Why do you think? 🤣😂😂
Creature from the black lagoon is my favorite monster movie...you did him justice. This was pure perfection and I love it so much!
Okay I’m 31 and a nun hit me with a yard stick when I was in kindergarten. So like they were still doing it NOT THATTT long ago
Let’s never worry what men might think. Best advice
"the girls of defined" idk why but that made me laugh out loud
That creature from the black lagoon bag is *everything* 😭
The best part of the video was your costume. That fresh water harlot is smokin’ 🔥🥵
So many people drag Girl Defined but you do it best 🤣😂 it's my current favorite content 🏆
The disappointment i felt when i realized nick wasn't going to be wearing the outfit in the thumbnail throughout the video 😔🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️