It’s weird that Shane used his movie to make himself a teen heartthrob and she used her movie to be a serial killer CEO socialite. People have some odd fantasies.
I hate this on a very personal level because a movie about a bisexual cannibal who falls for a conman set to an 80s soundtrack sounds like something I'd love but instead it's just Bad
She sounds like me, when I - a Yorkshire lass with the broadest northern accent you'll ever hear - tries to do that stereotypical upper-class Elizabeth Hurley style accent (and yes, I practice this in front of a mirror, don't judge me)
I second this, it is so much better! I think it resembles more the phrase "boys will be boys" than even the one in the movie, though those are practically the same.
Considering the fact that her character is supposed to be a cannibal, and that she eats the spider, that would have made much more sense. It would’ve been clever writing if that’s what she said.
"I'm a cannibal" *never eats human flesh* "I'm addicted to cocaine, sex, . . . and indescribable violence" *never does coke, only one sex scene, pistol whips a guy and slaps Tyler in the face* "I get depressed when I kill" *is a serial killer*
@@SirChubbyBunny Louise | Pisces sun Aries moon Dollarsign rising | psycho/sociopath | Slytherclaw | Patrick Bateman kin | neurodetergent | terfs/pedos/nazis/doublekins dni | You say I'm a Dreamer but I'm not the only One ~ john lennon
@SCB you’re still making fun of teenagers when you can clearly see from this movie, with this older than millennial lady, that edgy isn’t limited to teens?
@@HiBuddyyyyyy I say that as someone who was like that when I was a teenager on the platform. Hell, this is still a thing with people who are in their 20s+ on there.
It was bugging me so much I googled her & she's actually Scottish so....🤷♀️ I think she legit talks like that? But maybe putting on the 'poshness' of it all.
wait why is there a joke about her killing a homophobe when her shocking girl kissing bisexual trait is like one of the most well worn homophobic movie tropes there is
She's Scottish-American... as in, born and raised in Scotland, but has lived in the US for about as long at this point. It sounds like she was trying to put on some sort of accent in the film as well, but it's really difficult to tell what exactly she was going for. It's all over the place.
To be fair, as a gay man that's about all I expect from bisexuals. I learned the hard way not to trust them to be satisfied with one partner (or gender) for long.
@@ArturGlass.C I thought Steve Mnuchin might be part of the evangelical crowd but now I can't tell whether or not she wants to fetishize bisexuality for the male gaze or to make fun of it, idk
@@chasejones7008 he's a Hollywood producer, how could he be evangelical? Also, she's killed a man gulty of male gaze, you can't accuse her of being guilty of that.
@@faith8979 Then it's like if she's only listing a room to lure stupid men in, is nobody suspicious why this ultra rich lady is renting out a single room in her full time home? I'd at least think sex cult/trafficking :/
Yes this was the first of many major plot holes that I was like no sane person would think a person who owns a mansion needs a roommate to afford it, what’s the rent 12k a month?
When the film maker thinks they're "elevating" American Psycho while having a complete lack of understanding of the themes and message of American Psycho.
I'm less than 5 minutes in and she switched from "English" to "American" to "Luck of the Irish" in 15 seconds... I'm waiting for "Austin Powers meets Shrek" next.
As a certified cycling instructor, she has no resistance on the bike and that's why she's bouncing out of control. That's a definite way to get injured and waste a great workout 🤣
My script professor in film school always said “don’t make your script full of dialogue because none of you know how to write dialogue, it’s hard to get right and it’ll cheapen your film when you inevitably fail” and I feel like this has never been more true than in this movie
I am positively mad that THIS is the first representation that we see of such a cool premise like "bisexual cannibalistic serial killer". As a bi lover of horror and Hannibal, I demand better.
We should stick with pan icon Hannibal and Bicon Alana. And Margot. And Jimmy. There’s actually quite a lot of good representation compared to lots of shows and movies.
Steve bought a wife. Steve buys wife a movie so she can be an "actress" and makeout with a younger man in front of him. Steve totally gives off "I like to watch" vibes.
She has like 600 different accents. Is she British? Is she American? Is she Irish? Is she human? The world may never know. Edit: This whole movie is a fever dream with a dose of hallucinogens.
No one who watched American Psycho and thought "hey this guy is really cool I wanna be like him" should ever be allowed to adapt it in any way. She literally watched a whole movie making fun of people like her and took away nothing but "rich murderer cool"
Exactly. I'm so tired of this whole "let's adapt classic movies/pieces of art and miss the entire point and/or message of it in the process, making it a disgrace for the sake of bEiNg EdGy AnD cOoL" trope... First Netflix' Death Note and now this? Could you PLEASE leave our fav killers alone and find your own characters to destroy for money please?
@@Uhohlisa well idk what the original comment has to do with race or gender but yeah go ahead and shove it into the conversation. I'm sure this would absolutely not result in the reply section devolving into a flame war of politics and left vs right degeneracy. I'm _sure_ it won't happen.
"When you hear a rich white lady say that, you know she has a Donald Trump-shaped vibrator" literally laughed out loud at that! Thanks, Nick! Keep up the awesome work
her dancing on the balcony HAS to be a reference to how the real housewife that looks exactly like her, camille grammar, danced in the show bc i can’t comprehend her dancing like that and thinking it looked cool
Yup. Exactly that slithery " I act like I am dancing for a production number, but really I want your husband's eyes to bug out" and it isn't cute on either one. First episode "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" for a reference point. It's hysterical.
She is also a "shapeshifter" with a rigorous diet and workout regimen. And this movie is so fucking insane at 6 minutes in I honestly have no idea if she means she's literally a shapeshifter or if that's a weird flex
it's almost as if gender is a social construct and women can become infected and affected by the male gaze too especially if they have been conditioned from an early age and are used to basing their entire personality and self worth around being desirable to men (and too desirable for women! or at least "the hot one" in a bisexual relationship...women with this mindset would never date someone who could rival them in terms of physical attractiveness...oh god, is that why the disposabletoken girlfriend is asian?? *i'm implying that might be her logic, it's not mine* and um, if LL is ACTUALLY bisexual...i feel actually sorry for her. SORT OF BUT ACTUALLY NOT REALLY AT ALL kind of like a momentary pang of empathy for Caitlyn Jenner. i feel more sorry for the actress who had to play the asian gf tho) anyway yes i know YOU know this a lot of other people were commenting on it and it bothered me as an LGBTQ person (even though i COULDNT PICK a part of this to be THE MOST bothered by, this was a strong contender) but your comment summarized it better than any others ive read and i appreciate that lol
As a male who was sexually assaulted by a woman this makes me extremely uncomfortable and just plain angry. That whole 'oh, women can't assault men' thing just pissed me off.
@@zela6 it seems like he was cleared just because of insufficient evidence though; if the allegations are SVU type crimes, it’s pretty common for there not to be a ton of evidence even if the person charged is actually guilty.
“money empowers us to acquire the things we like in life. it also allows us to avoid the things we do not like’ damn we got a real socrates over here! money can be exchanged for goods and services guys!
Reminds me of that scene from the Simpsons when Homer's brain had to explain that money can buy him more peanuts when he found money instead of a peanut
I lost it when you said "crafted by somebody with all of the professional writing abilities of a hat" the sophistication and poise I've never before seen align with the word 'hat'
this movie is the fever dream of a 30 yr old sugar baby who dropped too many xannies and drank two bottles of sangrio before 5 pm, her narration is insane to process
That “let’s all be nice to each other!” monologue at the end doesn’t even make SENSE?!! Miss girl you’re a whole murderer and you’re gonna tell ME to be nice to others? Huh???
@@KhayJayArt ha EXACTLY! They pass racist and homophobic legislation and then turn around and be like “be nice to everyone and respect everyone’s opinions 🥰🥰” like nah I don’t respect BIGOTS
I was so confused at the end was she just not a murderer anymore? they tried to end with sparkles and rainbows and i’m like wait you’ve committed serious crimes 😭
@@jojoidk_448 Man I know they pass racist and homophobic legislation, and weird other stuff, but it's weirding me out a bit that we're not still focused on some of them literally trying to overthrow the government three months ago and somehow still blaming democrats for it.
This is written like a self-insert fan fiction sequel to American Psycho. Also, imagine selling your soul, marrying Steve Mnuchin and buying *this* with the profits.
@@helene8706 if I remember correctly from Drew, it wasn't supposed to be a sequel until some higher up thought "hmm, how can we try to ruin 2 movies at once."
This reminded me that we desperately need to petition for Hollywood filmmakers to immediately and permanently stop using cheap and lazy vertically filmed on a smart phone shots to indicate a FaceTime call is taking place
Louise thinks she’s making a women’s version of American psycho, when American Psycho was also written and directed by a woman, Mary Harron. Edit: a lot of people have pointed out that the original book was written by a man. I know that, I’m just talking about the movie.
@@isaacmcdowell3172 Oh I don't know who he is. Was afraid he maybe did something heinous. Glad that's not the case! Also I totally understand not wanting to hear deadnames. Mine was the main character's name in this garbage-fire of a movie, so I hate it extra XD
It's easy to have free time when you don't have to work to death to survive. Also money clearly can't buy talent so there's that I guess #eattherich 🧡🦇
I literally cannot hear what she's saying in the first scene because she's BLASTING 80's elevator music over the narration. I'm 3 minutes in and I'm already about to throw my laptop 😭
I’m choosing to believe that she watched Killing Eve and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off on the same day and thought “you know what both of these are missing? Me”
exactly, really ruins the immersion of this rich bitch lifestyle we're supposed to think she's embodying here. there's like hundreds of other ways she could have ran into this guy or have stalked him etc
The only thing I can gather is that it was a ploy to lure him in because she knew who he was. However, how is he robbing nice houses by applying as a roommate when rich people don't fucking need roommate s
"If you live in a mansion in Malibu why you use eyelashes from Elf cosmetics" fair enough but my question is why do you need a roommate at first place?
Well, I can’t speak for psycho women in movies but...I have met some financially well off ppl that don’t need roommates for a financial reason, they just enjoy the shared company. I survived an attempted murder and it took me years to feel safe living alone again.
god please... It's tiring seeing mental health as a sub-textual "reason" for being a criminal... Also the bisexuality trope too. As someone with BPD traits (I have a lot of traits but not enough to be diagnosed with the full disorder) it's tiring seeing a disorder that is related to my own mental struggles be used as a "wow! i have this disorder that's why im crazy and unpredictable and commit crimes or are just generally a bad person 🤪" same goes for depictions of people with narcisistic personality disorder and anti-social personality disorder (the now more correct name for sociopathy)... mental health being used as the core reason is just so played out let alone damaging to people who live with them or things that are similar to them
not that it makes a huge difference, but she just said "I may or may not have an undiagnosed personality disorder", not borderline specifically. If anything it would probably be narcissistic or antisocial personality disorder, which are both associated with traditional hollywood evil-ness. But regardless, using personality disorders as a whole or even specific ones to be synonymous with being evil is whack
I love that you blurred out Elliot Page’s deadname when you showed the hard candy cover, that’s something I don’t think I would have thought to do and I feel like seeing you do it has helped me learn. You’re the best Nick!
@@ohc1492 1. don't deadname people, ever. even if you wanted to make the same point you could say "it was his name at the time" instead of saying his deadname 2. maybe it's not "necessary" but it was still a thoughtful thing to do 3. no one is saying Elliot is ashamed of the role. Nick was talking about the movie in this video so it's not like they're trying to hide the fact the movie exists. They're just considerate and that's great.
I wonder if it's possible to hide removed comments with a warning instead of just wishing them into the cornfield? Not knowing what people are responding to is a bit confusing sometimes.
I will say that the "girl murdering someone in a parking garage while guy dances around her house in her robe" sequence could be really funny if anyone else had control of it
Why does this whole movie feel like something that would happen on Arrested Development? It’s like if Lindsay decided that she wanted to be an actor instead of Tobias.
That narration is so infuriatingly self-satisfied. I think she thinks being a terrible person is transformative and interesting because she's ~a woman~ which is my least favourite kind of pretend right-wing girl-boss feminism.
I remember being I don’t know maybe 12 when I was taught in language arts that you’re supposed to show your storyline instead of telling your storyline, even if it’s written.
I understand this isn't the biggest issue, but as a Dutch person, I need to say that her "correct" way of saying 'van Gogh' is absolutely bizarre. Like idk what she was going for, but the half-baked cough noise that came out of her mouth was further from the proper Dutch pronunciation than just saying it in English. So not only is the joke not funny, its not even correct.
Not a pre-teen, a bored stay at home mom with a pill addiction I would say. No way would a pre-teen make the protagonist a "badass" 40 year old woman. That's fully pill popper SAH mom
The dialogue in this movie sounds like someone watched every Ryan Murphy production ever made and then wrote a script. It sounds like bootleg Scream Queens.
Yeah I was getting dollar store Scream Queens energy, and even the concept of ripping off Ryan Murphy isn't creative because it's been so *done* before.
There was so much chitchat within the first like 30 seconds that I was literally seeing in red pen. I didn't know my editor brain could engage so fast.
It's amazing how she pulls in two of the easiest tropes in the world by bringing the asian media stereotypes that is being pointed out today: "the manicurist" and the hyper sexualization. Not saying that there is anything wrong with being an Asian manicurist or a sexual asian woman, but it's one of the constant tropes used in hollywood. Thank you for letting me know to not support this movie. P.s. also totally annoyed with how bisexuality is represented here. We're not sex toys or traps for the opposite sex, nor always interested in a three way. Grrrr this movie.
Holy shit. The amount of words per minute this woman is throwing at me is making me dizzy. Also, I hate how much I love her gold boots. I’m such trash. lol
When the Hard Candy poster came up I was like, 'oh, that's a weird discolouration on there' and then I realised that Nick is such a damn sweetie than he'd blurred out Elliot's dead name. Absolute hero.
”I feel like all my sentences are competing with each other to find out which one is most unsettling." This dude is king of the quotes… always throwing fastballs, at least 3 or 4 an episode… this is my new favorite channel. “It unfolds like a piss soaked newspaper"
Tyler dancing around the property in his robe was just like when Troy sang Bet On It... except HSM was actually entertaining and preceded this over a decade ago
Her movie feels like a wine mom's attempt at a shane dawson style movie
Lol yes totally!
@@NickDiRamioTV i would totally see it
THIS!!! 💯 💀 😆
It’s weird that Shane used his movie to make himself a teen heartthrob and she used her movie to be a serial killer CEO socialite. People have some odd fantasies.
This lol
I hate this on a very personal level because a movie about a bisexual cannibal who falls for a conman set to an 80s soundtrack sounds like something I'd love but instead it's just Bad
The wasted potential!!
Steal the idea and make it a fanfiction that's actually good.
Yeah, I’m upset. New Order being used that way.. It’s sacrilege. That music deserves a much better movie.
and i loveeeed that he ran away with a dead body in a stolen car...but the movie is so bad...
@@gelitrippingkiddo5907 Blue Monday is such a good song, i was so pissed to hear it used that way
She really said “I’ll have all the accents from the British Isles plz thnx”
We claim none of them! X
THANK YOU, SHE WENT FROM ENGLISH TO IRISH TO AMERICAN IN A SINGLE SENTENCE
As a Brit this was a very confusing watch
She sounds like me, when I - a Yorkshire lass with the broadest northern accent you'll ever hear - tries to do that stereotypical upper-class Elizabeth Hurley style accent (and yes, I practice this in front of a mirror, don't judge me)
omg. Her bio says she was born in Edinburgh, Scotland.
for a second I thought she said "males will be meals" which would have been a far better line
I could make a small list of things wrong with that scene just from what Nick showed
I second this, it is so much better! I think it resembles more the phrase "boys will be boys" than even the one in the movie, though those are practically the same.
I just want to state that, I LOVE the diverse and witty comments on this…
It'd make more sense too, considering who her character was supposed to be
Considering the fact that her character is supposed to be a cannibal, and that she eats the spider, that would have made much more sense. It would’ve been clever writing if that’s what she said.
"I'm a cannibal"
*never eats human flesh*
"I'm addicted to cocaine, sex, . . . and indescribable violence"
*never does coke, only one sex scene, pistol whips a guy and slaps Tyler in the face*
"I get depressed when I kill"
*is a serial killer*
"I'm addicted to cocaine, sex, . . . and indescribable violence"
All of her one-liners read like an edgy 16-year-old's tumblr blog.
@@SirChubbyBunny Louise | Pisces sun Aries moon Dollarsign rising | psycho/sociopath | Slytherclaw | Patrick Bateman kin | neurodetergent | terfs/pedos/nazis/doublekins dni | You say I'm a Dreamer but I'm not the only One ~ john lennon
@SCB you’re still making fun of teenagers when you can clearly see from this movie, with this older than millennial lady, that edgy isn’t limited to teens?
@@HiBuddyyyyyy I say that as someone who was like that when I was a teenager on the platform. Hell, this is still a thing with people who are in their 20s+ on there.
To her credit, she certainly acts like jabbering, coked-out rich bitch.
This woman is if bossbabe font was a character
Bahahha
YES 🎯
IM CRYING THAT FONT HAUNTS ME WITH THE "LIVE LAUGH LOVE"
😂😂😂😂😂
RIP me
i'd ask her to pick a struggle but she can't even pick an accent so 😔
That was good loll
Oh my god right? Infuriating
Isn't constantly switching accents the sign of a stroke?
Did anyone hear her name brand drop which doctor we should call?
I am super confused by her accent. She almost sounds like a posh Irish accent trying to be British???
It was bugging me so much I googled her & she's actually Scottish so....🤷♀️ I think she legit talks like that? But maybe putting on the 'poshness' of it all.
Her character is a literal embodiment of those “girlboss, gate-keep and gaslight” memes but none of the irony
omg i literally just made this comment, big brain twins
being an asshole = "personality"
True
I love it
Gasleak gateboss Girlleak
wait why is there a joke about her killing a homophobe when her shocking girl kissing bisexual trait is like one of the most well worn homophobic movie tropes there is
She's probably not self aware enough to even realise that the girl kiss fails in its tone deaf message of inclusivity
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss
You can't try to understand this woman, she's simply MAD!
Did she start out British, forget the accent completely while she was talking too fast, and then come out of it Irish? What’s happening
Then Scottish.
Maybe when she says she's a shape-shifter, she was only talking about her accent
Then Welsh
What even is she in the end? I thought this girl was American lmfao
She's Scottish-American... as in, born and raised in Scotland, but has lived in the US for about as long at this point. It sounds like she was trying to put on some sort of accent in the film as well, but it's really difficult to tell what exactly she was going for. It's all over the place.
Being bisexual, i'm so tired of the 'performative bisexuality' trope. Or bi characters just existing for the purpose of three-ways.
My thoughts exactly. I think my eye strings broke and my eyes rolled over and over like a fucking 90's computer-mouse ball 🙈
@@jewelxiat 10 out of 10 imagery, i was horrified and cry-laughing at the same time!
i know i fucking hate when movies sexualise sapphics for no reason like?? it didn’t even affect the plot
I think Linton actually believes she was ticking the diversity box because that’s what’s important rather than actual sincerity.
To be fair, as a gay man that's about all I expect from bisexuals. I learned the hard way not to trust them to be satisfied with one partner (or gender) for long.
So, her idea of "feminism" and an empowered woman is to sexually harass a man while he's asleep? Sis no.
Don't forget performative bisexuality because being fetishized is empowering apparently.
@@ArturGlass.C I thought Steve Mnuchin might be part of the evangelical crowd but now I can't tell whether or not she wants to fetishize bisexuality for the male gaze or to make fun of it, idk
@@chasejones7008 I think it was an attempt at satire
*assault
@@chasejones7008 he's a Hollywood producer, how could he be evangelical? Also, she's killed a man gulty of male gaze, you can't accuse her of being guilty of that.
Wait she's buying private jets and name brand everything but she needs a roommate...?
for real! she’s so successful why does she need someone to split the rent with?
@@faith8979 Then it's like if she's only listing a room to lure stupid men in, is nobody suspicious why this ultra rich lady is renting out a single room in her full time home? I'd at least think sex cult/trafficking :/
I was confused by that too. Why not say you need a live in person to fix things or run the house or anything other than roommate?
Yes this was the first of many major plot holes that I was like no sane person would think a person who owns a mansion needs a roommate to afford it, what’s the rent 12k a month?
its a very bizzare plot line.....
When the film maker thinks they're "elevating" American Psycho while having a complete lack of understanding of the themes and message of American Psycho.
This feels like the girl boss version of what toxic masculine dudebros think Fight Club is.
@@SirChubbyBunny Damn you hit it in one
Yes this!! 👆👆👆
Tbh they only reinforce the themes and message of american psycho. But completely Ironically and with no self awareness
Omg, "dudebros" is so good!!@@SirChubbyBunny
I'm less than 5 minutes in and she switched from "English" to "American" to "Luck of the Irish" in 15 seconds... I'm waiting for "Austin Powers meets Shrek" next.
Yeah I was going to ask what her real accent is 🥴
Sis travels the entirety of the British Isles + Ireland with her voice. When she says "Sex Traf-fic-ker" it makes my whole body convulse
Worst accent ever. It's like an American affectation some Scottish people put on to sound more worldy. Happens in Ireland too
@@DendyJungle That's the kicker, though... it's not an American affectation. She's actually Scottish, born and raised.
@@jfm14 That makes it worse
That makes it so much worse
Seeing Louise dance like she was trying to be a rich manic pixie wine mom made my soul evacuate my body.
This☝️
Manic pixie wine mom is my new favorite phrase 🤣
@@kayxhaze i call it as my drag name! 😂🤣✨ Her try hard sexy dance head me. DY-ING!!
the fuckin head swings
@@percyperanamus7432 i also love how she holds on to the rail so she doesn't lose her balance because of the sexy head flail lol
i feel like that “party mode” scene is what jeffree star thinks his life looks like
lmao you killed me, 1000% right
It does have the same energy as the 'get away with murder' music video
@@lauriechan1426 omg it does 😭💀
Yassss I’m dying 😵🤣
😂
She showed those gold boots so many times it was like she was trying to write them off in her taxes
Ooooh and I bet she did! X
I don't think she pays taxes... knowing who her husband is, she probably has a shell company registered in Panama.
@@SamuraiShizuo HAHA
They probably sell them at some friend's boutique, so she is trying to promote them
Call the tax police! Because those boots are a crime
As a certified cycling instructor, she has no resistance on the bike and that's why she's bouncing out of control. That's a definite way to get injured and waste a great workout 🤣
I remember watching the workout scene and thinking: don't these thin white women work out all the time? Shouldn't she be better at this?
@@c.w.8200 🤣🤣🤣I'm hollering 🤣 😂 😭
Not the main character in this movie having the same name as me. Lol
God this movie is so much.
Yeah Kat Blaque!!!
Omg the one and only Kat Blaque 😱
Hey! I was just talking about you in the comments of a different Nick DiRamio video.
At least it's fiction so you can assume the bitch just stole it. Do I smell a law suit?? This has to be defamation of some kind.
I like how her being a cannibalistic serial killer is the side plot.....to the movie.....
Right! Like if you're going to copy American Psycho then do it properly
*sexually assaults an unconscious man* "shut up pc police, it's funny"
No, it's not and there's literally no punchline
was she supposed to be portrayed as a good character did i miss something
@@wmurd Did you not watch the whole video?
@@wmurd the ending where she's like "I only kills BAD people!!!" is meant to redeem her. So yes, she is meant to be a good person, who is "misguided"
Yet her people are the ones saying that feminists don’t support male victims of SA…
@@xxIluvyouguysxx fr
My script professor in film school always said “don’t make your script full of dialogue because none of you know how to write dialogue, it’s hard to get right and it’ll cheapen your film when you inevitably fail” and I feel like this has never been more true than in this movie
I love your script professor.
Is _that_ why all the student films I see on RUclips have no dialogue? Woah
@@DeathnoteBB I hope Louise reads comment this so she can get a lesson on proper inflection
@@DeathnoteBB or at least not much.
Hands down the most awkward movie you’ve ever analyzed.
Possibly still is
I am positively mad that THIS is the first representation that we see of such a cool premise like "bisexual cannibalistic serial killer". As a bi lover of horror and Hannibal, I demand better.
wait wym
We should stick with pan icon Hannibal and Bicon Alana. And Margot. And Jimmy.
There’s actually quite a lot of good representation compared to lots of shows and movies.
I demand better too!😤
Steve bought a wife. Steve buys wife a movie so she can be an "actress" and makeout with a younger man in front of him. Steve totally gives off "I like to watch" vibes.
@@fruitygarlic3601 the foot shots are all Steve's idea.
Steve likes to wear the gold boots which is why they’re shown so often.
@@SammyP038 spoiler, they're actually his and Louise had to ask to borrow them.
Steve also clearly has a lot of money to launder through a movie production.
I normally wouldn't kink shame, but they're both just such garbage humans.
She has like 600 different accents. Is she British? Is she American? Is she Irish? Is she human? The world may never know.
Edit: This whole movie is a fever dream with a dose of hallucinogens.
Thank you! I just said the same thing lmao-her accent is all over the place.
Wikipedia says she's Scottish, but she doesn't sound like it at all?!?!
@@29jgirl92 I’m guessing she’s just trying (imperfectly) to hide her Scottish accent?
@@libbybollinger5901 probably! According to wikipedia, she’s been in the US since college.
her accent goes on a more exciting journey than the "plot" of this "film"
No one who watched American Psycho and thought "hey this guy is really cool I wanna be like him" should ever be allowed to adapt it in any way. She literally watched a whole movie making fun of people like her and took away nothing but "rich murderer cool"
Actually, I've heard some white guys say exactly that.
@@Uhohlisa 🙄 sure
Exactly. I'm so tired of this whole "let's adapt classic movies/pieces of art and miss the entire point and/or message of it in the process, making it a disgrace for the sake of bEiNg EdGy AnD cOoL" trope... First Netflix' Death Note and now this? Could you PLEASE leave our fav killers alone and find your own characters to destroy for money please?
Same energy as incels who think fight club was made for them and says the word beta unironically.
@@Uhohlisa well idk what the original comment has to do with race or gender but yeah go ahead and shove it into the conversation. I'm sure this would absolutely not result in the reply section devolving into a flame war of politics and left vs right degeneracy. I'm _sure_ it won't happen.
"When you hear a rich white lady say that, you know she has a Donald Trump-shaped vibrator" literally laughed out loud at that! Thanks, Nick! Keep up the awesome work
Read this as Nick said it. #blessed
"Whenever I try and figure out her confusing brand of feminism, I get a blood clot and a poltergeist" I'm so glad I found this channel
The dialogue volume: 🥺
The music volume: 🌪🔥💥🤬💥🔥🌪
Seriously, I was accosted. Plus the music was straight trash.
@@subblonde3101 wellll idk "pictures of you" was in there and that's a straight up jam
@@mothboy420 And Blue Monday!
Because the music is objectively better
@@subblonde3101 the music slaps what are you on about? It’s the only good thing about the movie
I like how her way of giving a feminist message is by going "ugh men' every time one talks to her
and groping them
I know... Way to reinforce what the misogynists already think feminism is all about... 🙄
Considering who she is, who her husband is and who they support, are we surprised?
So she thinks feminism is the same as hating men...🙄
Bold thing coming from a trophy wife 🤔🤔
What if you remade American Psycho but you don't think Patrick Bateman did anything wrong
He Was Just Misunderstood! She Could Fix Him!
Oh god not that trope.
YES. That is 100% what this movie is. Compare the endings, for instance...
Fuck I just poted that. I have to delete my comment now lmao.
And you thought all the vacuous consumerism was the best
"The Hollywood elite must be made of different, more leathery material," is the truest sentence Nick has ever spoken.
her dancing on the balcony HAS to be a reference to how the real housewife that looks exactly like her, camille grammar, danced in the show bc i can’t comprehend her dancing like that and thinking it looked cool
i know 'i dont normally watch real housewives but i love trash tv' is an oxymoron but i need references
"Hi, I'm Renata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance instructor"
Yup. Exactly that slithery " I act like I am dancing for a production number, but really I want your husband's eyes to bug out" and it isn't cute on either one.
First episode "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" for a reference point. It's hysterical.
She's a billionaire who needs a roommate? Did I get that right?
She pretends to so she can eat them? Lol
instead of a roommate, she should be looking for a security guard, I don’t know, it would make more sense
@@LiaKapp that's too much to ask for
I feel like she rents the room out for the company or for future victims
She is also a "shapeshifter" with a rigorous diet and workout regimen. And this movie is so fucking insane at 6 minutes in I honestly have no idea if she means she's literally a shapeshifter or if that's a weird flex
Momma really said, "I'm gonna adopt a new accent for every overdone trope we use in this movie."
Her character kinda reminds me of what conservatives think liberal women are like
her: kills him bc of the male gaze
UM THEN WHAT WAS THAT STAGED MALE-GAZEY GIRL ON GIRL KISSING SCENE?? i
it's almost as if gender is a social construct and women can become infected and affected by the male gaze too especially if they have been conditioned from an early age and are used to basing their entire personality and self worth around being desirable to men (and too desirable for women! or at least "the hot one" in a bisexual relationship...women with this mindset would never date someone who could rival them in terms of physical attractiveness...oh god, is that why the disposabletoken girlfriend is asian?? *i'm implying that might be her logic, it's not mine*
and um, if LL is ACTUALLY bisexual...i feel actually sorry for her. SORT OF BUT ACTUALLY NOT REALLY AT ALL kind of like a momentary pang of empathy for Caitlyn Jenner. i feel more sorry for the actress who had to play the asian gf tho)
anyway yes i know YOU know this
a lot of other people were commenting on it and it bothered me as an LGBTQ person (even though i COULDNT PICK a part of this to be THE MOST bothered by, this was a strong contender) but your comment summarized it better than any others ive read and i appreciate that lol
As a male who was sexually assaulted by a woman this makes me extremely uncomfortable and just plain angry. That whole 'oh, women can't assault men' thing just pissed me off.
I am sorry that happened to you, women can be monsters too
Did Ed Westwick think starring in a film where he gets sexually harassed would be his ticket back into Hollywood?
THAT WAS MY THOUGTS TOO lmao. "Pretty ironic, was that his angle ?!".
Dude was like "See sexual harassment is not that bad everyone. It's all fine."
He was cleared of all charges and even got his show that was cancelled back in 2019, White Gold, as a result
@@zela6 ah yes, because men, especially rich famous white actors, normally have to face consequences for their actions
I think there were no oppurtunities coming along so he had to jump on anything
@@zela6 it seems like he was cleared just because of insufficient evidence though; if the allegations are SVU type crimes, it’s pretty common for there not to be a ton of evidence even if the person charged is actually guilty.
“money empowers us to acquire the things we like in life. it also allows us to avoid the things we do not like’
damn we got a real socrates over here! money can be exchanged for goods and services guys!
Yo quería maní...
frr when you try to sound smart and fancy 😂
Reminds me of that scene from the Simpsons when Homer's brain had to explain that money can buy him more peanuts when he found money instead of a peanut
sounds like a starter sentence I used in my 8th essay that I thought was deep
She just set bisexual representation back 20 years. She somehow ALSO set gamer representation back, and THAT doesn't even matter!
For real... I wish I had the energy to be pissed...
Apparently we only exist to be hyper-sexualized for three-ways 🙄
Gamers are the most oppressed group in modern history >:(
@@akirasaito1551 good. I await the gamercide >:)
I just felt disappointed. Not upset, just a wave of, "oh, OF COURSE it's targeting bi folks." the trump bingo card is a trip...
I lost it when you said "crafted by somebody with all of the professional writing abilities of a hat" the sophistication and poise I've never before seen align with the word 'hat'
Idk if it's just cause she's 40 and blonde but she really reminds me of Shallon Lester
this feels like a parody movie that would be in unbreakable kimmy schmidt
Was it not??!! 🤣🤣
Yes 😎
Oh my god you’ve nailed it
this movie is the fever dream of a 30 yr old sugar baby who dropped too many xannies and drank two bottles of sangrio before 5 pm, her narration is insane to process
Accurate AF
She's 30? Her plastic surgery makes her like she's in her 40s but trying to look 30
@@alyssabrown-carleton6173 dude I thought she was fifty.
@Alyssa Brown-Carleton She's 40.
There's no reason to mock her appearance.
@@alyssabrown-carleton6173 no, she's forty
That “let’s all be nice to each other!” monologue at the end doesn’t even make SENSE?!! Miss girl you’re a whole murderer and you’re gonna tell ME to be nice to others? Huh???
Conservative ideology in a nutshell.
@@KhayJayArt ha EXACTLY! They pass racist and homophobic legislation and then turn around and be like “be nice to everyone and respect everyone’s opinions 🥰🥰” like nah I don’t respect BIGOTS
I was so confused at the end was she just not a murderer anymore? they tried to end with sparkles and rainbows and i’m like wait you’ve committed serious crimes 😭
@@jojoidk_448 Man I know they pass racist and homophobic legislation, and weird other stuff, but it's weirding me out a bit that we're not still focused on some of them literally trying to overthrow the government three months ago and somehow still blaming democrats for it.
@@FrenkTheJoy Dude right??!! They’d rather talk about Dr. Seuss books than literal TERRORISM
"I feel like all of my sentences are competing with each other to be the most unsettling right now" feels like the perfect summary of this movie
"Not them stuffing a body double into a dress three sizes too small and making us listen to some creaky deaky skeletons rattling." 💀💃
😭😂😭😂
This is written like a self-insert fan fiction sequel to American Psycho.
Also, imagine selling your soul, marrying Steve Mnuchin and buying *this* with the profits.
there actually IS an american psycho sequel and from what I've read it's pretty bad, Nick shoud cover it though!
@@helene8706 drew golden actually made a video on it LMAO
@@justjulie1113 huh I wonder if I watched that video then? Either way I'd love to see Nick talk about it
@@helene8706 if I remember correctly from Drew, it wasn't supposed to be a sequel until some higher up thought "hmm, how can we try to ruin 2 movies at once."
Self insert Chuck Bass fanfiction 😭
"[On her white savior book] but after seeing her makeup she needs to white savior herself." Lmfao
We watched the video too, we heard it
"...you need to white savIOR-self.." that was why it was such a good joke and you messed it up! 😝
@@mochayla eh it was so quotable it should be everywhere
@@mochayla I think youtube is going to prove very irritating for you 😉
Plot Twist: She is not acting whatsoever and this is a look into her everyday life.
Oh this is a documentary okay got it
Nah sis is that bad at managing her wealth and personal life? Eeeeyikes
This reminded me that we desperately need to petition for Hollywood filmmakers to immediately and permanently stop using cheap and lazy vertically filmed on a smart phone shots to indicate a FaceTime call is taking place
This girls accent did a tour of whole of the UK and Ireland in the first sentence. That's range.
The whole movie feels like an expensive audition tape lol "hey look at all these voices I can do please hire me".
Louise thinks she’s making a women’s version of American psycho, when American Psycho was also written and directed by a woman, Mary Harron.
Edit: a lot of people have pointed out that the original book was written by a man. I know that, I’m just talking about the movie.
Thissss
I think what Louise meant to say was a version of American psycho made by an actual psycho
American Wino
Apparently everything that made American Psycho a good film flew over her head.
The book was written by a gay man tho.
shoutout to blurring eliot's deadname on the Hard Candy poster
Great attention to detail there!
Yeah I noticed that. Why did he do that?
@@rogerroger9952 because it's not his name anymore and trans people don't really like attention being called to their deadname
@@isaacmcdowell3172 Oh I don't know who he is. Was afraid he maybe did something heinous. Glad that's not the case! Also I totally understand not wanting to hear deadnames. Mine was the main character's name in this garbage-fire of a movie, so I hate it extra XD
@@rogerroger9952 Elliot Page was the main character in Juno if you ever seen that movie. His latest work (afaik) is The Umbrella Academy.
This movie proves that rich people have way too much free time
and no one to tell them no
And that they live in a completely different reality.
It's easy to have free time when you don't have to work to death to survive. Also money clearly can't buy talent so there's that I guess #eattherich
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That one dancing scene with Ed in the red robe literally made me think Troy Bolton golf course scene haha
Same energy 😂
It is exactly like Bet On It but so much worse.
"This whole movie has a comedic timing of a carbonmonoxide leak at a funeral service"
Couldn't have said it better myself
I literally cannot hear what she's saying in the first scene because she's BLASTING 80's elevator music over the narration. I'm 3 minutes in and I'm already about to throw my laptop 😭
Blue monday by new order!
I’m choosing to believe that she watched Killing Eve and Ferris Bueller’s Day Off on the same day and thought “you know what both of these are missing? Me”
Discount 7-11 version of I Care Alot
I read the “me!” like super snobby and almost like a bark
I laughed harder at that than any joke in this movie
😂
I feel like a massive problem with this film is if she was that Rich why would she even need a roommate
I was thinking the same thing! Like, am I dumb, or did I miss something?
My thoughts exactly
exactly, really ruins the immersion of this rich bitch lifestyle we're supposed to think she's embodying here. there's like hundreds of other ways she could have ran into this guy or have stalked him etc
The only thing I can gather is that it was a ploy to lure him in because she knew who he was. However, how is he robbing nice houses by applying as a roommate when rich people don't fucking need roommate s
It's a rouse to lure them in
"If you live in a mansion in Malibu why you use eyelashes from Elf cosmetics" fair enough but my question is why do you need a roommate at first place?
Well, I can’t speak for psycho women in movies but...I have met some financially well off ppl that don’t need roommates for a financial reason, they just enjoy the shared company. I survived an attempted murder and it took me years to feel safe living alone again.
Her: I'm a _cannibal_
Me: but all you ate was a spider and a grapefruit????
Not her correcting his pronounciation of van Gogh, and still being wrong. This is who Shannon Lester wishes she was.
Omg
“why’d you have to bring 9/11 into this?” nick PLEASE
I choked.
i was cackling
i would love for someone in a form of media to refer to borderline personality disorder without using it as shorthand for "unpredictable and evil"
Just a plug for crazy ex girlfriend who’s main character’s actress has bpd and the whole show is about her mental health journey
god please... It's tiring seeing mental health as a sub-textual "reason" for being a criminal... Also the bisexuality trope too. As someone with BPD traits (I have a lot of traits but not enough to be diagnosed with the full disorder) it's tiring seeing a disorder that is related to my own mental struggles be used as a "wow! i have this disorder that's why im crazy and unpredictable and commit crimes or are just generally a bad person 🤪" same goes for depictions of people with narcisistic personality disorder and anti-social personality disorder (the now more correct name for sociopathy)... mental health being used as the core reason is just so played out let alone damaging to people who live with them or things that are similar to them
not that it makes a huge difference, but she just said "I may or may not have an undiagnosed personality disorder", not borderline specifically. If anything it would probably be narcissistic or antisocial personality disorder, which are both associated with traditional hollywood evil-ness. But regardless, using personality disorders as a whole or even specific ones to be synonymous with being evil is whack
Well, real life example is Pete Davidson having diagnosed BPD and talking about it openly.
I have full and partial diagnosis of personality disorders so.. yeah that was a little irritating to hear in the first couple minutes
"I know it! We'll remake American Psycho.. but worse."
-Her, probably
god the bad mandarin on top of it makes me wanna SCREEECH
That mansion is what happens when a Mazda dealership and a prison have a love child.
I'M NOT ABOUT TO PLAY WITH YOU! LOL!
I love that you blurred out Elliot Page’s deadname when you showed the hard candy cover, that’s something I don’t think I would have thought to do and I feel like seeing you do it has helped me learn. You’re the best Nick!
king shit, seriously
@@ohc1492 1. don't deadname people, ever. even if you wanted to make the same point you could say "it was his name at the time" instead of saying his deadname 2. maybe it's not "necessary" but it was still a thoughtful thing to do 3. no one is saying Elliot is ashamed of the role. Nick was talking about the movie in this video so it's not like they're trying to hide the fact the movie exists. They're just considerate and that's great.
@@ohc1492 your reply is unnecessary
@@ohc1492 Except trans people aren't "new" and it will never not be weird that older people use this excuse.
I wonder if it's possible to hide removed comments with a warning instead of just wishing them into the cornfield? Not knowing what people are responding to is a bit confusing sometimes.
I can't decide if she's being 'politically correct' by not making her nail tech Vietnamese or if she's just that clueless about Asian people
Tbf it’s a man too.
I was thinking the same thing!
I will say that the "girl murdering someone in a parking garage while guy dances around her house in her robe" sequence could be really funny if anyone else had control of it
She looks like the girl u barely knew in highschool who only talks to you to tell you about her MLM
Why does this whole movie feel like something that would happen on Arrested Development? It’s like if Lindsay decided that she wanted to be an actor instead of Tobias.
So accurate!
@@ancali except Louise Linton isn’t funny or charming like Lindsay. She really thinks she is though.
@@karam.rodriguez4908 Louise has the charm of a piece of chalk with a bank account
fake accent and everything lmao
This!
You mean to tell me this grown ass adult wrote a self insert fanfiction then made a movie out of it??? Can we eat the rich yet?
no
YES! come get me legoooo!! 😜
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That narration is so infuriatingly self-satisfied. I think she thinks being a terrible person is transformative and interesting because she's ~a woman~ which is my least favourite kind of pretend right-wing girl-boss feminism.
what's most wild about her being writer/director/actor is that... literally no one told her to do any of this but herself. wow
I remember being I don’t know maybe 12 when I was taught in language arts that you’re supposed to show your storyline instead of telling your storyline, even if it’s written.
I absolutely *lost it* at her dancing
there wasn’t a even an explanation 🤧
Same!!! It was so random and bad 🤦♀️ 😂😂😂
that was embarrassing to see
@@mpazinambao2938 I damned near died of secondhand embarrassment...🙄
Genuinely made my skin crawl.
That dancing gave me "Freestyle dance teacher" vibes
I understand this isn't the biggest issue, but as a Dutch person, I need to say that her "correct" way of saying 'van Gogh' is absolutely bizarre. Like idk what she was going for, but the half-baked cough noise that came out of her mouth was further from the proper Dutch pronunciation than just saying it in English. So not only is the joke not funny, its not even correct.
"half-baked cough noise" 😂
The stimulus check her husband gave us 😭
When "party mode" hit and she started dancing, I genuinely recoiled and put a good three feet between myself and that awkward abomination
"This film getting made has not only proven that anything is possible, but also that most of the things that _do_ end up happening are awful."
This screams 2013 wattpad novel written by a pre-teen lmao
Not a pre-teen, a bored stay at home mom with a pill addiction I would say. No way would a pre-teen make the protagonist a "badass" 40 year old woman. That's fully pill popper SAH mom
Complete with self insert protagonist lol
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Also her accent sounds exactly like British Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap remake
Lindsay did it better especially considering Louise is from Scotland
omg it does.
Aaaaay, dont diss the parent trap like that
Except Lindsey Lohan was a little kid, so she gets a pass from me lol. Not this lady!
Yesss.
The dialogue in this movie sounds like someone watched every Ryan Murphy production ever made and then wrote a script.
It sounds like bootleg Scream Queens.
Exactly!!!
Yeah I was getting dollar store Scream Queens energy, and even the concept of ripping off Ryan Murphy isn't creative because it's been so *done* before.
The big difference is Scream Queens was camp and this is so sadly wholehearted and unironic in its dialogue.
There was so much chitchat within the first like 30 seconds that I was literally seeing in red pen. I didn't know my editor brain could engage so fast.
It's amazing how she pulls in two of the easiest tropes in the world by bringing the asian media stereotypes that is being pointed out today: "the manicurist" and the hyper sexualization. Not saying that there is anything wrong with being an Asian manicurist or a sexual asian woman, but it's one of the constant tropes used in hollywood. Thank you for letting me know to not support this movie.
P.s. also totally annoyed with how bisexuality is represented here. We're not sex toys or traps for the opposite sex, nor always interested in a three way. Grrrr this movie.
Holy shit. The amount of words per minute this woman is throwing at me is making me dizzy.
Also, I hate how much I love her gold boots. I’m such trash. lol
@Smiya Coron That does make me feel a bit better. Thanks! Haha.
Not just you. I hate that I love them
Interesting. I was thinking how much I hate them
she sounded like she got into don jrs coke stash
i love those boots too and i dont know how to feel about it
Imagine being so insecure you make a whole movie to persuade everybody that "no, you are really cool and hot!"
The two traits together create "lukewarm", which is what the film is
What is exactly is this? There’s so much happening, I can’t even process the gold boots
how did this woman accidentally rewrite My Immortal as a Fox News conservative's wet dream, I want to study her in a lab
Her accent is as confused as her reasoning for making this film
"It's not that this movie has no plot, it just unfolds like a piss soaked newspaper"🤣🤣🤣
To quote a housewife that moves in a similar social circle, “Money can’t buy you class...” it also can’t buy you TALENT
Desperate Housewife
When the Hard Candy poster came up I was like, 'oh, that's a weird discolouration on there' and then I realised that Nick is such a damn sweetie than he'd blurred out Elliot's dead name. Absolute hero.
”I feel like all my sentences are competing with each other to find out which one is most unsettling." This dude is king of the quotes… always throwing fastballs, at least 3 or 4 an episode… this is my new favorite channel. “It unfolds like a piss soaked newspaper"
Tyler dancing around the property in his robe was just like when Troy sang Bet On It... except HSM was actually entertaining and preceded this over a decade ago
I can't believe this is chuck bass now