thats the final nail to the coffin. its a nice concept, ill give it that but why would you restrict the only form of communication that you have easily accessesable to you incase of emergencies? its like they're begging to go missing
It's a nice idea on some circumstances (especially if you consider the small cliche of "someone randomly calling you while hiding, and your ringtone is very loud) but on this occasion.. not really. The best option here for that is turn on vibrate only or silent.
Saw this in the theaters with my brother. He mentioned the same thing about how Christopher should’ve gotten them a steady supply of food. Pooh & the gang are still technically animals. Domesticated animals begin to lose the ability to hunt for their own food & depend on their owners. They depended on Christopher for both food & guidance since he-in his youthful naïveté-didn’t consider what he was doing by dulling their natural hunting instincts & then abandoning them for his own life. He merely failed to realize the consequences for his actions if you think about it.
For stuffed animals/imaginary animals they feed themselves well enough in the books and cartoons. The donkey wouldn't have been the first to go if real life animal logic applies.
@@dcole4741 When most of us were kids & asked our parents for a dog or cat, they say taking care of them is a big responsibility. Some kids aren’t up for that as after a while they’ll get bored after a while. Christopher did it in this movie albeit older. He wasn’t old or emotionally mature enough to understand the responsibilities that came for feeding 5 crossbreeds. And look what happened? He left them to starve & Pooh Bear & friends resorted to cannibalism & gruesome slaughter to survive. His age isn’t an excuse for what he did. And if you think about it, all these deaths are technically his fault for abandoning them as Pooh & co. attacked all those people because they felt abandoned by Christopher
@@lL338 Real life isn’t like cartoons & in this case they weren’t imaginary. They were real with real animal & human instincts like real emotions. Eeyore was the first to go because he was the biggest of them all. He’d have fed the other 4 & Pooh rolled high on his charisma.
I feel like the whole premise falls apart instantly when you remember the fact that Rabbit is a gardener and plants stuff in bulk. I feel like he would have enough foresight to make food for the winter. Even a bad one such as the one described.
@NightDriven En7 I think even in the books, Rabbit was portrayed as having a garden. It just wasn't as much in the forefront as it was in Disney's. Either way, the question still stands.
Love how just about everyone can't wrap their heads around the fact that Poo can't hunt but learned how to drive a car, but nobody's talking about how they managed the get their own clothes and why they felt the need to have clothes in the first place
I have tears in my eyes...why do they have to eat Eeyore😭😭 People think this film is hilarious, but I kinda find it sad and distressing. My childhood memories are ruined
weird that they starved while chris was away in college, wasn't rabbit a gardener or something like that? Plus I think I kinda remember that Pooh at least knows how to look for honey whenever he gets hungry. I probably would've bought the premise of the cast going feral more is if Chris still goes to college without telling Pooh and the others but then other Humans eventually found the hundred acre woods. Humans with more darker intentions, like maybe they started hunting the cast for sport or some shit like that. Eventually some characters like Eeyore got killed by Humans so Pooh and the rest finally banded together and killed back the hunters in retaliation but the experience has left them scarred against humans. As time passes. more humans keep coming. they keep killing them. their thoughts grow darker and christopher robin still hasn't returned and eventually they thought he grew up to be another cruel human. just like the rest.
Laura was hogtied, she could not roll. Her only option was praying and reflecting on her life changing decision on why she remained in that hot tub with her eyes closed instead of running when a humanoid bear was creeping around as evident on her picture.
The most unrealistic thing in the movie in my opinion is, that throughout the years of people being eaten by a bear in that forest, noone even thought to inform animal control or something like that.
@@Simply_Nara yeah but you really think if people go missing nobody is gonna notice ? or at the very least cops will be called to investigate the last known location from friends or family .
You know, seeing how durable Pooh is, it might have been a good idea that the one girl didn't shoot Pooh when she did. It seems like Pooh would've just shrugged it off, and would now know their location.
@@MyOverlord101 I didn't see the movie nor the video but if its a gun nothing stopping that! He can take precautions but he can't stop a bullet coming towards him!
@@fire_mex8430 Well, that is until you see how Pooh just shrugs off a truck running him into a burning vehicle, which should crush his spine. But he was only down for a few seconds, got back up, and walked and moved around like it was nothing. I'm gonna say he is pretty durable, like a bear, who can take several bullets from high powered rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc.
Personally, if Pooh went fully feral here, via eating some of his friends, I have to wonder why even after all this time he didn't have more back-up to help him kill humans than just Piglet for this movie. I get that Piglet is his best friend, but Owl could be super-useful as his "eyes in the sky", pick-upped prey, and/or slashed people while flying. And Tigger, (who was my favorite as a kid), being a freaking tiger, certainly could help him hunt via his springy tail and likely big claws and fangs. I like big cats, but I wouldn't a tiger and bear at the same time myself. I have to hope that Tigger makes the sequel, if there is a sequel, because a pissed-off tiger and feral bear-human hybrid hunting humans sounds like a really hard to win slasher combo there. I'd honestly just watch to see if the humans could win or not. I get why Rabbit and the two Kangaroos weren't there - they'd be dinner long before the people were.
I think practically speaking it was just easier to make the killers Pooh and piglet. Owl would have been too expensive to make from a visual effects standpoint and a bouncing tiger would also be tough to get right without looking goofy
@@rizkiramadhan9266 It might actually be harder for them to hunt certain animals (said because I've seen some animals hunt in real life). The senses humans have can be a lot less good than some creatures. A lot of successful animals hunt in packs and/or ambush others to make things work. Snapping turtles are often ambush predators as an example. Coyotes, when alone, will hunt field mice rather than a deer, so I have to assume hunting a lot of "normal" animals might be more difficult due to the struggle involved and that a lot of animals can literally smell blood.
28:01 if Pooh can control bees or whatever and drive a car,then how did they wind up on the struggle bus? Also the way he dispatched those 3 after they all went in on Pooh at the same time; Pooh is very OP.
I just don't get it. I agree the power is interesting, but how are we supposed to believe they had to eat Eeyore with those skills. Pooh can take on 4 men at once but can't take down woodland creatures for them to eat.
@@cinnamonbits26 maybe if they make another pooh other characters come back and turn out to be good and come to robin and try to help him take down pooh because right now poohs looking like a dangerous Micheal myers wannabe.
So she saw someone behind her in the photo and decided to chill in the pool with her eyes closed? The classic "If i cant see them then they can't see me"
micheal myers was a child when he was admitted to the mental hospital and he knew how to drive a car Maybe horror killers just naturally know how to drive
you know, hunting and driving are very different things. besides at the time they were young and relied on him when they learned to drive a car it was most likely AFTER they grown up a bit, met more victims, learned to be reliable without someone aqnd BLAH BLAH.
@@AdaminTranzitThat's not the only way to find food, you can pick fruits or other types of plant grown things. They aren't the same, although the intelligence involved is also different.
Who fucking sees and acknowledges a person behind them in a picture while outside all alone with BARELY anything on, then just Skyrims with a "Must've been the wind" and gets back in the hot tub to relax? Wtaf? This is why I just play horror games.
Just horror movie logic. Can't have people too smart or you have to put mor effort into the plot. Like I see that in a pic I'm going in, locking everything, grabbing a gun and calling the cops. This movie seems pretty fun for a horror flick night but does break my enjoyment a little when hot tub girl is THAT dumb
[19:27] “I was expecting something more along the lines of Glock or similar semi-automatic pistol,not the howlitzer that she pulls out!That thing would make Clint Eastwood blush.” Literally favorite line from this entire video😭
@@damainman652 the whole universe essentially, for something to become public domain, you have to wait many years, and then anyone can make a film off them, no matter how bad
Also movies like this or why Disney is absolutely terrified of any of their IP's going into the public domain because they know people will make stuff like this
How in the world did he survive getting slammed by a car or at least very hurt or at least bleeding it's kids sad since the whole thing happened because Chris had to grow up and leave which happens either way there's still the same old poor horror movie decision making that get people knock off or the famous tripping on air
My take from this was that Christopher is an unhinged psychopath, and actually Pooh in disguise. His wife is a psychopath too and has dressed up as Piglet. The entire section before the opening credits can be described as something happening in Christopher's mind, making him an unreliable narrator.
i dunno its pretty good for what it is. i mean how do you actually make a winnie the pooh horror film a cinematic masterpiece? its an inherently silly premise for a movie. i actually like that it took itself totally seriously as well, with such a ridiculous premise it was refreshing that they didn't really play it up as a horror comedy with a bunch of winks and nods to the audience like "yeah we get it this is silly" it did exactly what it needed to do
If anything goes wrong during that trip it is Jessica's fault because she knows the her friend Maria's is having a stalking problem and in the middle of the woods turns off their phones
glad you like it! unfortunately its the opposite for me, i loved winnie the pooh as a child (my nickname is patterned after pooh), and i HATE this take 😭 childhood ruined frrr
did you actually watch the movie and not just this video? 'cause the actual movie suck, it fails to even make you understand the storyline, it only has bloody kills and that's it. 💀
I'm honestly not surprised in every horror movie they end up dieing in the dumbest places such as facility,Woods, Escape rooms,Any thing that is literally a death trap they only want revenge revenge isn't always the answer to your problem
@@Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime Yes, I do believe that that film really showed what CG is capable of. It really nailed the sewn fabric and stuffing look of actually stuffed animals-- but in a way that is completely innovative and all-around a marvel.
When I saw Pooh laying motionless on the 2 cars I was like “dangit another movie where there was a survivor that shouldn’t have survived yet still did” but when he came back to life and won I was like “thank you for making Pooh op
I like movies like this now and again cause it doesn’t have to be a cinematic masterpiece it doesn’t have to be amazingly scripted as long as they can follow a story line that makes sense to what they want to convey then movies like this are just a fun thing to enjoy now and again
@@Williamafton1931They didn't have to make this. They could've made a different movie but instead they saw easy money using the well known title which would've had people pouring in whether they tried or not. They didn't even try to have it make sense. A random comment in this comment section fixed the whole first chunk of the movie that would've actually made sense. They were greedy and rushed which is why it isn't typically seen as a good movie.
@@harveyanimations8974 That requires knowing what a key is, what the gear stick does, or the what the pedals are for. We're not talking about humans who were brought up with things (we consider) everyday normalities, but animal anomalies that probably had no sense of the human world, outside of their interactions with Christopher.
I wonder what level of physical strength and durability they have? Super human? I wonder if certain X Men characters like Wolverine or Sabretooth or maybe characters like Captain America or Spider man could take them on? I wonder how they would do against other horror icons like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers?
If we are gonna go fictional characters vs Pooh and Piglet, I know one who would make quick work of both together(about a second and a half at most) without having any super powers(at least before getting his cursed armor that does him more harm than good, with said cursed armor, hell, he can even take beings like Pinhead or higher), just a lifetime of trauma, pain, hatred, bloodlust and will to live, to defy causality(that was an huge giveaway, huh?), and to protect the ones he loves and cares about(or if you happen to be in his way, he tells you to get out of it, you don't oblige and attack him, your funeral), the Black Swordsman, Guts, from Berserk, even before becoming The Black Swordsman with his trusty sword, Dragon Slayer, which is actually not a sword, it is too massive, thick, heavy and far too rough, it is much too big to be a sword, indeed, it is like a heap of raw iron, yet he wields it with an unprecedented agility and precision, he was already known as the One Hundred Men Slayer for standing his ground, holding off and killing an one hundred men army by himself in a single night even tho he nearly died(he was pretty weak compared to his Black Swordsman days, he didn't even had suffered the Eclipse nor had the Dragon Slayer yet), now that would be interesting, a mad dog cleaving a bear and a pig in less than a couple of seconds and just shrugging it off saying "I told you to get out of my way" while Skull Knight watched from far thinking to himself "the fuck Guts, they weren't even apostles, dude, I don't think the Godhand don't even acknowledge their existence, damn! I just want my mint-flavored behelits... Oh well, guess i'll have to settle for some pork chops and honey then, even tho i'm a literal skeleton, huh, better think of something about causality to tell him ASAP"
Pooh is definetly strong as a bear but is not as huge and fast as a bear we can use this to our advantage and using any sharp weapon we could take pooh down Even though he can take hits he can still get his skin cut Piglet is like pooh but weaker but piglet knows how to use weapons
Well since Pooh and piglet were traumatized since they ate eeyore they wanted revenge so owl and rabbit most likely escaped to avoid being tortured by them
I love how channels like this will show and narrate.scenes, then show how to beat it, that way it's entertaining, and you can say you've seen the movie
How in the hell did Walt Disney's productions allow this .This was not Walt Disney's foresight .For his creations .The people that run Walt Disney now all need to go .
It's interesting how often just fighting back is the standard survival tactic in these kinds of movies. Yeah you're probably going to lose but your aunts are always better if you have balls
Somehow Piglet dies to a sledgehammer but Pooh gets shot, stabbed, bludgeoned, thrown off a speeding car, runover, and crushed by a speeding car but none of that shit kills him xd
I was waiting for a How to Beat of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey, I really liked the movie, I found it really cool, I liked the Vibe’s, And the Idea, And in general, I just really liked it~
Never put yourself into a situation like that in the first place! I swear, horror movie characters get dumber and dumber every one I see. Best cast of characters was in The Thing (1982).
I was so relieved to have seen all of these girls die. None of them seemed worthy enough to have survived in a group situation, let alone a lone survivor one.
I want a horror version of the Bernstein Bears but have them actually be NICE FRIENDLY BEARS and not scary like the monsters in this movie but the "horror" will be an evil human hunter who wants their heads on his wall.
@@deannas2778 And have some human characters not be hunters and be friends with the bears and try to save them, maybe the evil hunters get mad and kill the "nice" humans. Since those child books have other antrhopomorphized bear characters besides the main family some of those bears should get slaughtered by the evil hunters but maybe the main family survives. In Winnie the Pooh the characters went insane from the suffering they went through. Maybe the Bernstein bears go a tad insane from the trauma and PTSD and in the final scene the bear family is in their living room and enjoying "family time" together and on their wall lined up in a row over the fireplace are the heads of all of the hunters that tried to kill them and did kill some of their friends.
The only thing im worried about is about the police thinking i killed them,like I came with everybody on a vacation on THE WOODS and somehow everybody died except for me like I ain't gonna say a humanoid pig and yellow bear came out and kill us
The not shooting pooh when hes unaware nakes sense to me. Shes not that close and may not have any practice even firing a weapon. If she misses it could mean alerting them to your position and ultimately mean a quicker death so i do think it was worth avaiding him for the koment
You gotta remember they’re like animals. Him coming in and giving them food and teaching them stuff for those 8 years was like a form of domestication, and those animals relied on him for the stuff they use to get in the wild. He was too young to understand that but I think he should’ve showed them how to cultivate, instead of just leaving them out there dry, considering he was the first human they met and is why they have that hate towards all humans lol
I mean when I watched the cartoon as a kid they were pretty self-sufficient and had their own systems in place. I mean Pooh wasn't the best at getting into the beehives and getting honey, but rabbit had a whole carrot farm if I remember correctly.
Do you think that Pooh and Piglet ate Rabbit and Owl as well? With how they aren't anywhere in the movie and that amount of blood in the jars can't just be from Eeyore
@@murdermonkey_lol Tiger wasn't in because of how Copyright Laws work. Only the book version of the Winnie the Pooh story went into the Public Domain and Tiger wasn't in there
The good ending: Christopher Robin decided to take care of the animals and taking them to his house where he provided lots of food and the beast never come
I would try to get the bag of rings, luring Pooh and Piglet into a trap throw one of the rings and send them trap on the mushroom planet forever. Have a damn good day.
If i were to be in Christopher's situation as a child, I'd NOT leave these human-like animals, like, who would think a human-like yellow bear wouldn't go on a rampage after it's owner left them to die. I would just rather bring them home lmao.
Ngl I feel bad for Pooh after Piglet dies, his only friend died, now even if he'd killed all of them he'd be lonely, I think that it wasn't strength that let him beat the hell out of the men, it was rage.
After Watching I Could Say A Few Things They Could Have Done As Well 😅 1. When Piglet Was Tied Up They Could Have Gone For Pooh Since Piglet Was Helpless That Moment. 2. When Maria (I Think) And Christopher Were Together They Could Have Drove Off While They Still Could, But That Plan Depends On How Much Gas The Car Still Has… 3. (This Is Just A Little Thing I Should Bring Up Correct Me If I’m Wrong 😓) When You Said The Girl (I Don’t Remember Their Names Btw) Could Shoot Pooh So He Would Be Flying Out The Window 🪟 I’m Pretty Sure When You’re Shot When You Stand Up You Just Collapse (I Saw It A Few Times). Just Wanted To Say My Thoughts I Like Your Content Man! 😁👍 (Also On Twitter They Revealed They’re Working On A Sequel Next Year If You’re Interested!)
The 4 guys couldn't do shit to Pooh because he is a bear hybrid and bears have a thick layer of fat under the skin. They can easily take blunt blows like that. But yah going for the joints,neck,eyes and skull should be a good idea.
honestly, I'd probably die because I can't leave someone behind. I know doing the brave thing is stupid in terms of self-preservation but I just can't leave a friend. The guilt would haunt me.
Pooh is like Micheal Myers right now. Also, this part could've been a reference to Halloween because the four men look like a mob and Ronnie the pooh is Michael Myers 27:34
Amazing vid as always
Have a damn good day 😄
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@@HowToBeatYT have you watched it ???
Turning your phones off while one of your friends is lost is by far the dumbest way to die in a horror film
thats the final nail to the coffin. its a nice concept, ill give it that but why would you restrict the only form of communication that you have easily accessesable to you incase of emergencies? its like they're begging to go missing
Yd
Literally the worst friends on existence lmao like wtf were they thinking???
🎵 *"Dumb ways to die"* 🎵
It's a nice idea on some circumstances (especially if you consider the small cliche of "someone randomly calling you while hiding, and your ringtone is very loud) but on this occasion.. not really.
The best option here for that is turn on vibrate only or silent.
So the animals don't know how to get their own food, but Pooh can drive a car?? Wild.
Thats the "human" part of "human-hybrid". Hes as smart as a human so he probably knew how to drive for some reasons.
@@judehanma but apparently not smart enought to hunt? this movie is goofy
@@jebusdede7777 it was winter and they were kids how they gon hunt
@@judehanma wow I always see you in osu!mania comment sections but I wasn't expecting to find you here. 😅
Were you expecting peak cinema from a movie called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey"
Saw this in the theaters with my brother. He mentioned the same thing about how Christopher should’ve gotten them a steady supply of food.
Pooh & the gang are still technically animals. Domesticated animals begin to lose the ability to hunt for their own food & depend on their owners. They depended on Christopher for both food & guidance since he-in his youthful naïveté-didn’t consider what he was doing by dulling their natural hunting instincts & then abandoning them for his own life. He merely failed to realize the consequences for his actions if you think about it.
For stuffed animals/imaginary animals they feed themselves well enough in the books and cartoons.
The donkey wouldn't have been the first to go if real life animal logic applies.
He was a little boy💀
@@dcole4741 When most of us were kids & asked our parents for a dog or cat, they say taking care of them is a big responsibility. Some kids aren’t up for that as after a while they’ll get bored after a while. Christopher did it in this movie albeit older. He wasn’t old or emotionally mature enough to understand the responsibilities that came for feeding 5 crossbreeds. And look what happened? He left them to starve & Pooh Bear & friends resorted to cannibalism & gruesome slaughter to survive.
His age isn’t an excuse for what he did. And if you think about it, all these deaths are technically his fault for abandoning them as Pooh & co. attacked all those people because they felt abandoned by Christopher
@@lL338 Real life isn’t like cartoons & in this case they weren’t imaginary. They were real with real animal & human instincts like real emotions.
Eeyore was the first to go because he was the biggest of them all. He’d have fed the other 4 & Pooh rolled high on his charisma.
@@dcole4741 ok...and?
I feel like the whole premise falls apart instantly when you remember the fact that Rabbit is a gardener and plants stuff in bulk. I feel like he would have enough foresight to make food for the winter. Even a bad one such as the one described.
Do they explain how the animals were eating BEFORE Christopher showed up, because- 😭
@mistwowlol As far I know. Nope. They do not. And they are described as adolescent anthromorphs.
This Universe of 100 acre wood appears to be different than the one we know of from Disney. Due to trademark and all
@NightDriven En7 I think even in the books, Rabbit was portrayed as having a garden. It just wasn't as much in the forefront as it was in Disney's. Either way, the question still stands.
I have a theory that this is a different universe like MCU so thing aren’t the same
Love how just about everyone can't wrap their heads around the fact that Poo can't hunt but learned how to drive a car, but nobody's talking about how they managed the get their own clothes and why they felt the need to have clothes in the first place
I didn’t think that and kida understood but I agree
I have tears in my eyes...why do they have to eat Eeyore😭😭
People think this film is hilarious, but I kinda find it sad and distressing. My childhood memories are ruined
@taroupriapus9760 that's the point of the movie
Maybe they made the clothes from Eeyores skin or maybe they stole the clothes from other victims
Lesson is dont go to a house in the woods with How to Beat as he will use you as a “meat shield” if anything goes wrong 😂
Unless you kill him first
naahhh he just watch the whole movie he doesn't know what to do in that particular scenario
Lol
As a battle cats player, this shi is hilarious 😂
What dies battle cats godda do with this??
weird that they starved while chris was away in college, wasn't rabbit a gardener or something like that? Plus I think I kinda remember that Pooh at least knows how to look for honey whenever he gets hungry.
I probably would've bought the premise of the cast going feral more is if Chris still goes to college without telling Pooh and the others but then other Humans eventually found the hundred acre woods. Humans with more darker intentions, like maybe they started hunting the cast for sport or some shit like that. Eventually some characters like Eeyore got killed by Humans so Pooh and the rest finally banded together and killed back the hunters in retaliation but the experience has left them scarred against humans.
As time passes. more humans keep coming. they keep killing them. their thoughts grow darker and christopher robin still hasn't returned and eventually they thought he grew up to be another cruel human. just like the rest.
That's a good idea for a movie
It would apparently make too much sense compared to 'hur dur evil hybrid bear hangry'
@@NonoKuya36 Why can't people make good movies with actualy good storylines?
That would have been a way better movie
There, you fixed it!
Laura was hogtied, she could not roll. Her only option was praying and reflecting on her life changing decision on why she remained in that hot tub with her eyes closed instead of running when a humanoid bear was creeping around as evident on her picture.
Why Laura a 10/10 and a crazy ass body
@@TONYLikesWaterneed to know her doctors namr
@@thedifferenceincolour7341 frfr
The most unrealistic thing in the movie in my opinion is, that throughout the years of people being eaten by a bear in that forest, noone even thought to inform animal control or something like that.
Well, You gotta be alive to inform animal control. LOL
@@Simply_Narareal
But what if no phones or Internet
@@Simply_Nara yeah but you really think if people go missing nobody is gonna notice ? or at the very least cops will be called to investigate the last known location from friends or family .
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You know, seeing how durable Pooh is, it might have been a good idea that the one girl didn't shoot Pooh when she did. It seems like Pooh would've just shrugged it off, and would now know their location.
Plus if she did hit Pooh and kill him piglet would know where they were
@@Williamafton1931 Very true, and he would be aware they'd be armed and would take more precautions.
@@MyOverlord101 I didn't see the movie nor the video but if its a gun nothing stopping that! He can take precautions but he can't stop a bullet coming towards him!
@@fire_mex8430 Well, that is until you see how Pooh just shrugs off a truck running him into a burning vehicle, which should crush his spine. But he was only down for a few seconds, got back up, and walked and moved around like it was nothing. I'm gonna say he is pretty durable, like a bear, who can take several bullets from high powered rifles, shotguns, pistols, etc.
the revolver was literally bigger then a bmg eating sniper i think it would do more damage then a crowbar
Personally, if Pooh went fully feral here, via eating some of his friends, I have to wonder why even after all this time he didn't have more back-up to help him kill humans than just Piglet for this movie. I get that Piglet is his best friend, but Owl could be super-useful as his "eyes in the sky", pick-upped prey, and/or slashed people while flying. And Tigger, (who was my favorite as a kid), being a freaking tiger, certainly could help him hunt via his springy tail and likely big claws and fangs.
I like big cats, but I wouldn't a tiger and bear at the same time myself. I have to hope that Tigger makes the sequel, if there is a sequel, because a pissed-off tiger and feral bear-human hybrid hunting humans sounds like a really hard to win slasher combo there. I'd honestly just watch to see if the humans could win or not.
I get why Rabbit and the two Kangaroos weren't there - they'd be dinner long before the people were.
Thats because Tigger hasnt been made public domain yet
I think practically speaking it was just easier to make the killers Pooh and piglet. Owl would have been too expensive to make from a visual effects standpoint and a bouncing tiger would also be tough to get right without looking goofy
@@erikho6936 That makes sense there!
Or why they didn't hunt normal animals
@@rizkiramadhan9266 It might actually be harder for them to hunt certain animals (said because I've seen some animals hunt in real life). The senses humans have can be a lot less good than some creatures. A lot of successful animals hunt in packs and/or ambush others to make things work.
Snapping turtles are often ambush predators as an example. Coyotes, when alone, will hunt field mice rather than a deer, so I have to assume hunting a lot of "normal" animals might be more difficult due to the struggle involved and that a lot of animals can literally smell blood.
28:01 if Pooh can control bees or whatever and drive a car,then how did they wind up on the struggle bus? Also the way he dispatched those 3 after they all went in on Pooh at the same time; Pooh is very OP.
I think the bees in my opinion are one of the most powerful things of pooh, it’s just so interesting
Pooh > Goku
Fact or cap
I just don't get it. I agree the power is interesting, but how are we supposed to believe they had to eat Eeyore with those skills. Pooh can take on 4 men at once but can't take down woodland creatures for them to eat.
@@cinnamonbits26 maybe if they make another pooh other characters come back and turn out to be good and come to robin and try to help him take down pooh because right now poohs looking like a dangerous Micheal myers wannabe.
@@zhuiwie8488if they make pooh able to destroy a universe then fax, if he cant then cap
So she saw someone behind her in the photo and decided to chill in the pool with her eyes closed? The classic "If i cant see them then they can't see me"
Trying to be John cena
She was too busy taking photos for her OF 😂
They cant find their own food but know how to make a bed, house and put on matching clothes😂
Generate electricity!
so they cant feed themselves but pooh can drive a car...
Yes, very hard times indeed.
😂😂 that's crazy
micheal myers was a child when he was admitted to the mental hospital and he knew how to drive a car
Maybe horror killers just naturally know how to drive
you know, hunting and driving are very different things. besides at the time they were young and relied on him when they learned to drive a car it was most likely AFTER they grown up a bit, met more victims, learned to be reliable without someone aqnd BLAH BLAH.
@@AdaminTranzitThat's not the only way to find food, you can pick fruits or other types of plant grown things. They aren't the same, although the intelligence involved is also different.
This movie is something that someone with a child's fantasy thought of while being on an acid trip.
Who fucking sees and acknowledges a person behind them in a picture while outside all alone with BARELY anything on, then just Skyrims with a "Must've been the wind" and gets back in the hot tub to relax? Wtaf? This is why I just play horror games.
Fr...it was bright and clear too.....u could clearly see pooh staring at her in the picture..
@@jayz_ok9265 Right? Wasn't even a silhouette, it was a whole ass humanoid. Jeez
Just horror movie logic. Can't have people too smart or you have to put mor effort into the plot. Like I see that in a pic I'm going in, locking everything, grabbing a gun and calling the cops. This movie seems pretty fun for a horror flick night but does break my enjoyment a little when hot tub girl is THAT dumb
@@Panda-cute It'd be nice to see more effort in a plot for once.
@@rhinonanmune8791 absolutely agree
[19:27]
“I was expecting something more along the lines of Glock or similar semi-automatic pistol,not the howlitzer that she pulls out!That thing would make Clint Eastwood blush.”
Literally favorite line from this entire video😭
19:53 “I would’ve let that THANG RIP!!!!” Is the best line I was not expecting holy hell 😭😂🤣 FACTS THO
I was pausing the video 3 seconds before that time to read your comment perfect time
I never knew such a movie existed. What a startling take of a childhood classic! :D
it just came out 🤗
This movie popped up very shortly after Winnie the Pooh went to public domain XD
@@MAZZ0Murder are we talking about the original book or D. publication?
I thought this was a joke
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..... I've officially lost all faith in humanity
@@damainman652 the whole universe essentially, for something to become public domain, you have to wait many years, and then anyone can make a film off them, no matter how bad
This got to be the goofiest horror movie in a minute😂
Right?
Had me dead when i saw pooh driving the car ☠️☠️
That movie was worst of 2023.
Yeah this is just unnecesary gore, making the kills so over the top doesn't make it a better movie if everything else sucks
No wonder pooh can run
I think a better opening line would be "If you were stuck in a teenager's edgy gorefic, what would you do?"
The obvious answer is hope you die before things get completely out of hand.
Hit the nail in the coffin
The old narrator would have Derfenity said something like this
Yeah I really wonder who the hell wrote this and HOW are they a grown man? And keep in mind, he wants to do the same with Peter Pan and BAMBI
I think it's great I love how it's ruining childhoods cuz it's putting a childhood character and making them evil I fucking love it
Can’t wait to see a “how to beat five nights at Freddie’s”
Hell yeah🔥🔥
Also movies like this or why Disney is absolutely terrified of any of their IP's going into the public domain because they know people will make stuff like this
@@cartoonkeeperik can't wait for the sequel becuase there's tigger hopping on his tail
@@cartoonkeeper Right lmao.. Like who thinks about making a slasher horror film the moment Winnie the Pooh becomes public domain lol
@@wedead4309 apparently the person who wrote this movie
“I wouldn’t be above using one or all of them as a meat shield” -best quote ever
I love how not only was she able to obtain a handgun in the UK, but that she has a MASSIVE hand cannon totally unsuited for personal defense.
Could have obtained it illegally or smuggled it in from a other country.
*Finally, A worthy video for eating a dinner*
Edit : Not a good idea...
NO SHIT BROOOO
LMAO
If you ate bacon it was a good idea
@@GREG_YT23 fr
I had hot Saudi and noodles💀
Only good thing about this movie is the opening drawings and the ending not having final girl plot armor and instead Christopher Robin gets away.
How in the world did he survive getting slammed by a car or at least very hurt or at least bleeding it's kids sad since the whole thing happened because Chris had to grow up and leave which happens either way there's still the same old poor horror movie decision making that get people knock off or the famous tripping on air
@@dlarenceparks2211 just horror movie logic. Nothing more.
@@ivanbluecool sighs yeah that all she wrote
My take from this was that Christopher is an unhinged psychopath, and actually Pooh in disguise. His wife is a psychopath too and has dressed up as Piglet. The entire section before the opening credits can be described as something happening in Christopher's mind, making him an unreliable narrator.
Yea but I mean its Winnie the pooh how the hell can they grow that tall when in the regular ones they don't even grow
Then how would the parts where Christopher and Winnie are in the same scene make sense?
@@paweljedrzejczyk41 Those scenes don't take place in reality. Those are all delusions in Christopher's mind. Classic psychopathic delusion!
@@krishanubanerjee6955 Ohhh, i read your comment and thought "wait so christopher was wearing the pooh costume?" did NOT realise that
@@paweljedrzejczyk41 If you’ve seen the show “Mr. Robot” it’s like that.
This movie is what happens when you let a 10 year old write a horror movie about Winnie the Pooh.
i dunno its pretty good for what it is. i mean how do you actually make a winnie the pooh horror film a cinematic masterpiece? its an inherently silly premise for a movie. i actually like that it took itself totally seriously as well, with such a ridiculous premise it was refreshing that they didn't really play it up as a horror comedy with a bunch of winks and nods to the audience like "yeah we get it this is silly" it did exactly what it needed to do
The second one take sit up like a whole new level
If anything goes wrong during that trip it is Jessica's fault because she knows the her friend Maria's is having a stalking problem and in the middle of the woods turns off their phones
Ngl If I'd see Pooh and his gang in the forest, as a kid, I ain't making no friends with them, IM RUNNING FOR LIFE. 😭
No the Fuck you ain't! YOU FIGHTING THEM! *gives you AR-15 and TWO UZIS
@@MegaToonzNetwork 😂😂
This movie is so stupidly good, the only reason I love it is because it turns my childhood show/book into a horror movie (which I weirdly love)
Did we watch the same movie?
did you actually watch this movie?
glad you like it! unfortunately its the opposite for me, i loved winnie the pooh as a child (my nickname is patterned after pooh), and i HATE this take 😭 childhood ruined frrr
Good? Nothing about this movie was good. It wasn't even entertainingly bad 😭 imo
did you actually watch the movie and not just this video? 'cause the actual movie suck, it fails to even make you understand the storyline, it only has bloody kills and that's it. 💀
I'm honestly not surprised in every horror movie they end up dieing in the dumbest places such as facility,Woods, Escape rooms,Any thing that is literally a death trap they only want revenge revenge isn't always the answer to your problem
revenge*
You’re actually the one who helps me find ideas on what death game movies or shows I should watch. Thank you.
I was expecting some big reveal where Christopher Robin was the girl’s stalker. I guess they just decided to leave a bunch of loose ends in the plot.
How to Survive:
1- If You find In a old Spot pots full of Blood..
Get the hell out and call the police.
Let's remember Christopher Robin-- the good Winnie the Pooh movie.
Yep
the good ending (aka he taught them how to grow cauliflowers or something ending)
@@Kaadjoisanavaliwithtoomuchtime Yes, I do believe that that film really showed what CG is capable of. It really nailed the sewn fabric and stuffing look of actually stuffed animals-- but in a way that is completely innovative and all-around a marvel.
Visually, the movie was beautiful but it was pretty forgettable for me.
Remember kids you don't have to be faster than the killer you just have to be faster than your friends 😂😂
If I become a seriel killer I will purposely run past the slow ones and get the fast ones
When I saw Pooh laying motionless on the 2 cars I was like “dangit another movie where there was a survivor that shouldn’t have survived yet still did” but when he came back to life and won I was like “thank you for making Pooh op
I like movies like this now and again cause it doesn’t have to be a cinematic masterpiece it doesn’t have to be amazingly scripted as long as they can follow a story line that makes sense to what they want to convey then movies like this are just a fun thing to enjoy now and again
The irony being the storyline was crap , made no sense and randomly went into stupid.
@@damonanjul6676if you tried to make a movie about a childhood bear that is now killing than it’s not easy because they had a low budget
@@Williamafton1931 the acting was crap …
@@Williamafton1931They didn't have to make this. They could've made a different movie but instead they saw easy money using the well known title which would've had people pouring in whether they tried or not. They didn't even try to have it make sense. A random comment in this comment section fixed the whole first chunk of the movie that would've actually made sense. They were greedy and rushed which is why it isn't typically seen as a good movie.
Just the fact that Pooh could drive a car was amazing enough for me.
That's what I thought. xD
It’s not that hard, turn key, car turns on, make stick forward, press pedal
@@harveyanimations8974 That requires knowing what a key is, what the gear stick does, or the what the pedals are for.
We're not talking about humans who were brought up with things (we consider) everyday normalities, but animal anomalies that probably had no sense of the human world, outside of their interactions with Christopher.
@@OwlskiTV omg your absolutely right
3:43 u can see owl and rabbit on the cave roof
Good spot I was laughing at this film so definitely missed a lot of minor details like this 😂
Never go on a trip with How To Beat, if something goes wrong he will without a second doubt use you as a “meat shield “ 🤣
I wonder what level of physical strength and durability they have? Super human? I wonder if certain X Men characters like Wolverine or Sabretooth or maybe characters like Captain America or Spider man could take them on? I wonder how they would do against other horror icons like Jason Vorhees or Michael Myers?
If we are gonna go fictional characters vs Pooh and Piglet, I know one who would make quick work of both together(about a second and a half at most) without having any super powers(at least before getting his cursed armor that does him more harm than good, with said cursed armor, hell, he can even take beings like Pinhead or higher), just a lifetime of trauma, pain, hatred, bloodlust and will to live, to defy causality(that was an huge giveaway, huh?), and to protect the ones he loves and cares about(or if you happen to be in his way, he tells you to get out of it, you don't oblige and attack him, your funeral), the Black Swordsman, Guts, from Berserk, even before becoming The Black Swordsman with his trusty sword, Dragon Slayer, which is actually not a sword, it is too massive, thick, heavy and far too rough, it is much too big to be a sword, indeed, it is like a heap of raw iron, yet he wields it with an unprecedented agility and precision, he was already known as the One Hundred Men Slayer for standing his ground, holding off and killing an one hundred men army by himself in a single night even tho he nearly died(he was pretty weak compared to his Black Swordsman days, he didn't even had suffered the Eclipse nor had the Dragon Slayer yet), now that would be interesting, a mad dog cleaving a bear and a pig in less than a couple of seconds and just shrugging it off saying "I told you to get out of my way" while Skull Knight watched from far thinking to himself "the fuck Guts, they weren't even apostles, dude, I don't think the Godhand don't even acknowledge their existence, damn! I just want my mint-flavored behelits... Oh well, guess i'll have to settle for some pork chops and honey then, even tho i'm a literal skeleton, huh, better think of something about causality to tell him ASAP"
Pooh is definetly strong as a bear but is not as huge and fast as a bear we can use this to our advantage and using any sharp weapon we could take pooh down
Even though he can take hits he can still get his skin cut
Piglet is like pooh but weaker but piglet knows how to use weapons
They would loose to every chracter you named
Expect maybe Micheal
Of course they are going to win no doubt duhh lmfao
the death with the meat grinder is what kept me up at night
There were supposedly really better ratings for this movie but now I’m gonna watch it
Here’s a question to anyone who has seen the movie: what happened to Owl and Rabbit?
Well since Pooh and piglet were traumatized since they ate eeyore they wanted revenge so owl and rabbit most likely escaped to avoid being tortured by them
isnt tigger in this?
@@alicenthightower9161 no he can’t be in the movie because his copyright has not run out yet
If u look at the up right corner when Christopher robin was being dragged away owl and rabbit are there
My guess is if there’s going to be a Blood and Honey 2, Owl and Rabbit will join Pooh.
Honestly I was so relieved this one didn't have a final girl survivors like so many others do
Same here 😅
@@codyjoe210 i was relieved like all girl survivors from nightmare on elm street, friday the 13, and chainsaw massacre movies
And in retrospect, it's kinda obvious that Robin was the final boy.
They had a final man for once
@@Williamafton1931Have you heard of Tommy Jarvis bro
I love how channels like this will show and narrate.scenes, then show how to beat it, that way it's entertaining, and you can say you've seen the movie
I mean in the 4 guys' defence, they weren't expecting Jason Voorhees
Nah, Jason Voorhees with a bear face on
I completely forgot this movie was a thing. Thank you so much for bringing this back to my attention. 😂
How in the hell did Walt Disney's productions allow this .This was not Walt Disney's foresight .For his creations .The people that run Walt Disney now all need to go .
@@jerseykid5644 winnie the pooh is in the public domain now so shall tiger follow next year.
@@jerseykid5644 winnie the pooh is public domain walt Disney did not create him
@@jerseykid5644 a) you forgot that the novel by a.a. milne came first and
b the novel is public domain.
@@jerseykid5644 The inventor of Winnie died, so now everyone can make things about Winnie
Damn this movie is on a different level because normal horror movies mostly ends up with 1 or 2 survivors but this one have no one surviving
A bears gotta eat.
One survivor, who is also the one who caused everything
@@extremely._hateful really? You’re doing this on a video full of spoilers
Lol
Christopher Robin is typing
It's interesting how often just fighting back is the standard survival tactic in these kinds of movies. Yeah you're probably going to lose but your aunts are always better if you have balls
Aunts??? 😂
@@Phia525 probably meant ‘odds’
movies*
@@-C3S1UM-that's what he said
Somehow Piglet dies to a sledgehammer but Pooh gets shot, stabbed, bludgeoned, thrown off a speeding car, runover, and crushed by a speeding car but none of that shit kills him xd
I was waiting for a How to Beat of Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey,
I really liked the movie, I found it really cool, I liked the Vibe’s,
And the Idea, And in general, I just really liked it~
*Winnie The Pooh becomes fairuse*
MAKE IT A FUCKING HORROR MOVIE NOW
Never put yourself into a situation like that in the first place! I swear, horror movie characters get dumber and dumber every one I see. Best cast of characters was in The Thing (1982).
I was so relieved to have seen all of these girls die. None of them seemed worthy enough to have survived in a group situation, let alone a lone survivor one.
I want a horror version of the Bernstein Bears but have them actually be NICE FRIENDLY BEARS and not scary like the monsters in this movie but the "horror" will be an evil human hunter who wants their heads on his wall.
Let's make it a group of hunters. And Mama Bear and papa bear have to do unspeakable things to protect their kids.
@@deannas2778 And have some human characters not be hunters and be friends with the bears and try to save them, maybe the evil hunters get mad and kill the "nice" humans. Since those child books have other antrhopomorphized bear characters besides the main family some of those bears should get slaughtered by the evil hunters but maybe the main family survives.
In Winnie the Pooh the characters went insane from the suffering they went through. Maybe the Bernstein bears go a tad insane from the trauma and PTSD and in the final scene the bear family is in their living room and enjoying "family time" together and on their wall lined up in a row over the fireplace are the heads of all of the hunters that tried to kill them and did kill some of their friends.
The only thing im worried about is about the police thinking i killed them,like I came with everybody on a vacation on THE WOODS and somehow everybody died except for me like I ain't gonna say a humanoid pig and yellow bear came out and kill us
This was definitely one of the movies of all time
When he told his fiance : I play with Pooh..... She thought something totally else
So... instead of walking a few hundred feet to leave the forest to ask or seek for food... They just sat there and decided to eat their friend?
The not shooting pooh when hes unaware nakes sense to me. Shes not that close and may not have any practice even firing a weapon. If she misses it could mean alerting them to your position and ultimately mean a quicker death so i do think it was worth avaiding him for the koment
Plus If they hit whinnie piglet would know where they were plus we see that there is one bullet later in the movie
Well there go my childhood memories
Same here
And here comes the nightmares
yup fr same
How did they survive before Christopher Robin showed up since they starved the moment he left?
You gotta remember they’re like animals. Him coming in and giving them food and teaching them stuff for those 8 years was like a form of domestication, and those animals relied on him for the stuff they use to get in the wild. He was too young to understand that but I think he should’ve showed them how to cultivate, instead of just leaving them out there dry, considering he was the first human they met and is why they have that hate towards all humans lol
Right?
I mean when I watched the cartoon as a kid they were pretty self-sufficient and had their own systems in place. I mean Pooh wasn't the best at getting into the beehives and getting honey, but rabbit had a whole carrot farm if I remember correctly.
@@deannas2778 ya rabbit was entirely. Oddly you never see Owl or Rabbit in this
They relied on Christopher for so long they lost there skills at hunting
hmmmm, i think i'm covered...i would be having bear steaks and pork chops for dinner for awhile ;)
watching this while home alone at 10 pm and hearing sounds 🔥🔥
Jesus Christ this was way more brutal than I thought it would be.
I like how everyone dies and Christopher just runs away
this is not my narrator😭
Fr i was like wtf happened 😭
Yes😭😭
He needed a break (as from what I jeard
Is anyone sad at the fact that nobody except Christopher lives 😔
@@andreagaildelacruz8724hopefully
You know a channel is undeniably amazing when you binge watch loads of their videos for 2 days straight 😀🙏 (thx for the amazing videos ❤)
The day somebody makes a horror movie where the mc actually uses this information, is the day I start watching horror movies
I feel bad for Chris like he had no choice he had to go to college and his parents might get worried
This movie is yet another reminder that you always carry at least me clip or speed loader along with your pistol.
Do you think that Pooh and Piglet ate Rabbit and Owl as well? With how they aren't anywhere in the movie and that amount of blood in the jars can't just be from Eeyore
Wasn't there also a Tiger?
@@murdermonkey_lol Tiger wasn't in because of how Copyright Laws work. Only the book version of the Winnie the Pooh story went into the Public Domain and Tiger wasn't in there
Eeyore is huge plus humans might have came before Chris came also it is said they were somehow sleeping
It was confirmed that there’s a sequel in the works so rabbit and owl might be in that movie
I wanted a heffalump to come out at the end and eat winnie the pooh
We knew it was coming. But we could never be prepared 😂
I want a U.S Hollywood adaptation of this horrorflicc.
With better budget, this would be much more awesome with better masks and skript.
I can't believe someone decided to make a horror movie version of a childhood classic...I'm at a lost😐
It’s a rather common trope, actually. Taking something innocent and make it scary. Thats every haunted doll for you.xD
@@maximillian1109 I'm not sure haunted dolls count in many instances, because the dudes making the movies pick the most demonic-looking toys to use.
Disney did the opposite and took what the Grimm Bros did and made it kid-friendly
I hate when they take innocent things and trying to make them all edgy. Like what they were about to do with the Powerpuff girls.
@@deannas2778 What we’re they going to do with the powerpuff girls?
This movie is a fever dream.
Yeah, it'll be a dream come true if I get a fever from this movie.
The good ending: Christopher Robin decided to take care of the animals and taking them to his house where he provided lots of food and the beast never come
Props to Pooh not killing his childhood friend
It was for revenge
I would try to get the bag of rings, luring Pooh and Piglet into a trap throw one of the rings and send them trap on the mushroom planet forever.
Have a damn good day.
Just casually watching in the night trying to sleep, and have another episode of sleep paralysis 😂😅
If i were to be in Christopher's situation as a child, I'd NOT leave these human-like animals, like, who would think a human-like yellow bear wouldn't go on a rampage after it's owner left them to die. I would just rather bring them home lmao.
Owner? Christopher was their friend, maybe caretaker, but not owner.
@@maximillian1109 also considered as owner since they are part-animals tho right?
I would stay in the woods with them
In the scene where whinnie wips Christopher Christopher says they wouldn’t understand him like he did
Ngl I feel bad for Pooh after Piglet dies, his only friend died, now even if he'd killed all of them he'd be lonely, I think that it wasn't strength that let him beat the hell out of the men, it was rage.
After Watching I Could Say A Few Things They Could Have Done As Well 😅
1. When Piglet Was Tied Up They Could Have Gone For Pooh Since Piglet Was Helpless That Moment.
2. When Maria (I Think) And Christopher Were Together They Could Have Drove Off While They Still Could, But That Plan Depends On How Much Gas The Car Still Has…
3. (This Is Just A Little Thing I Should Bring Up Correct Me If I’m Wrong 😓) When You Said The Girl (I Don’t Remember Their Names Btw) Could Shoot Pooh So He Would Be Flying Out The Window 🪟 I’m Pretty Sure When You’re Shot When You Stand Up You Just Collapse (I Saw It A Few Times).
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I was sad when I realized who Eeyour was because he's an adorable character.
Man I hate bad endings in horror movies I definitely wasn’t expecting this
The 4 guys couldn't do shit to Pooh because he is a bear hybrid and bears have a thick layer of fat under the skin. They can easily take blunt blows like that. But yah going for the joints,neck,eyes and skull should be a good idea.
Where is the old narrator
Unfortunately the narrator Justin Yu committed suicide in his own house 2 days ago at 7:41 in the morning
That’s not even funny.
@@vinnytran5204 really? Are your sure?
@@cediddalgi21 i dont think that this is true, as if hed counted it to the minute
Wow! Blood and honey did a collab we need to clap for how good this collab was!😅😊
Lesson for us all their don’t make friends with wild animals
Should have been "Blood is thicker than honey"
but it isn't
@@pierre1069.depends how much blood there is
@@Williamafton1931 No it doesn't, The density of honey is far higher than blood. For example, 1 litre of honey is much heavier than 1 litre of blood.
When he said it was time For flight or fight got me laughing so hard 😂😂😂
honestly, I'd probably die because I can't leave someone behind. I know doing the brave thing is stupid in terms of self-preservation but I just can't leave a friend. The guilt would haunt me.
When suddenly they hear a bird call coming from the forest.
"It’s poo!" 😭
Pooh is like Micheal Myers right now. Also, this part could've been a reference to Halloween because the four men look like a mob and Ronnie the pooh is Michael Myers 27:34
"Ronnie the Pooh"
Also, both of them somehow know how to drive a car.
why isnt cinema summary doing commentary anymore?
He is, they're changing it with every video I think
He hired more help