D MAS You´re lucky, I had to develop that trait after several failed rolls against "Screamer Video" encounters until level 19, Then again, you can´t keep a good dog down
heartlessmushroom - Screamer videos would always fail on me. Actually I've always had the "Completely Fearless" trait so I automatically got that. Seriously though. Nothing scares me.
thepirategamerboy12 Dead Head Fred takes place up in Hope Falls, New Jersey,[14] a once-prosperous area based on Gangsta ghettos up in tha 1940s.[6] Da hood has steadily fallen from grace since a funky-ass bidnizz mogul named Ulysses Pizzle fuckin started accumulatin power.[11] Pizzle has a funky-ass background of petty crime, n' there be allegations dat da thug was somehow responsible fo' tha disappearizzle of Vinni Rossini, a influential Hope Falls bidnizzman.[14] Pizzlez freshly smoked up "Nukular Plant" has recently finished construction n' has caused a high level of radiation up in tha hood,[15] leadin ta strange phenomena like mutated wildlife n' undead monsters.Hope Falls is composed of nuff muthafuckin areas. Da first dat Fred has access ta is Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Steinerz castle, tha ancestral home of tha Steiner crew where Fred has been resurrected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Outside of tha castle be a big-ass cemetery dat bordaz tha forested area of Creepy Hollow. In Hope Falls proper is tha urban areaz of Downtown, Uptown, Oldskool Hope Falls n' Zombietown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Downtown is tha home of Pizzlez headquarters, n' Fredz crib is found up in Oldskool Hope Falls. Zombietown, as its name suggests, is overrun wit zombies n' most of its gangstas have fled tha hood or barricaded theyselves up in they cribs. Two other rural areas border tha hood: Freak Farms, where Fred owns a lil' small-ass cabin, n' tha Boonies, a highly irradiated area where tha Nukular Reactor has been built. Each area gotz nuff nuff muthafuckin teleportas up in tha form of sewer manholez, which Fred can use ta quickly move from one area of Hope Falls ta another.[16]
Max Payne I am yet another victim of "Dog Alien." Shortly after Max Payne's Death, I recieved the same game as an email...from Joel himself. I had the same experience, but something else happened besides joel pouncing on me. Instead, it cut back from static, revealing running, bloodied mice, and a chihuahua yelling gibberish at them. I was left speechless from that day. Then, the next morning, I heard the yelling again. I opened my eyes and saw them, dancing. But the yelling and screeching were merged. I died unable to speak my last words, or hear my last words, and now I can only see. Watching the world Burn...
I could see the "oh you can't keep a good dog down" for an anti piracy method. You load up a game and it's just the scary maze game face with that song at full blast.
You know how sometimes when a movie attempts to make the audience unsettled by using audio from old speeches like Jim Jones or Hitler`s rallies, and it distorts the hell out of it and it gets really uncomfortable? I think next I hear one of those it`ll be "YOU CAN`T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN"
i have played Alien Dog in full. honestly, joel only scraped through the first little layer of shit off the top of it. it gets worse. the controls are broken, the minigames make absolutely no sense and are barely relevant to the film its based on, the spritework is terrible, and yes, every single version ive obtained of it has the corrupted music and fucked up graphics 10/10 game of the year
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i translated it. OH YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN NO SIR O YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN IVE SEEN PAIN AND PERKS THAT SRIGHTIVEEATEM DIRT THATS TRAUE IT SHARD UTEVE NIVE BEEN JILTED BY ASK IR THE LIES LOOK HOW IM STILL AROUND HAHA CUZ YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN NO YOU YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN
I'm still waiting for someone to take the original scene of the "You Can't Keep A Good Dog Down" musical number from All Dogs Go To Heaven, and throw it in Vegas so that it looks and sounds like the DOS game. For the audio, I'd cheat the normalize system by normalizing an empty space so that it increases it's volume to 90.1db, then stretch the length of the clip (not by speed) so that it reaches the aforementioned musical number, speed it up as fast as it can go (4x the normal speed), render it, take the rendered audio and slow it download back to normal speed, so that it emulates the compressed audio in the DOS game. For the visuals, I'd do whatever color mixing Stuart K. Reilly did in "L's Gon Give It To Ya". But that's just what I'd do; If someone wants to try other methods, I won't stop him/her.
You would have to avoid the sentient Nightmare Fuel entries and get to the Awesome page. Occasionally, Fast Eddie would appear and shoot some Nightmare Fuel entries. Awesome Music plays in the background, and the game itself is pretty Awesome. There are some glitches, but Your Mileage May Vary on which ones are Funny and which ones are Nightmare Fuel.
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That Alien Swarm I played once with a friend...on the same keyboard for both characters. It was cumbersome to play like that and the session lasted a minute before we gave up and played something else on Gameboy.
+rock278 All copies of All Dogs Go To Heaven had that messed up and loud as hell audio, actually. The only thing messed up about Joel's was that the colors were inverted. And that it glitched out into static. Either way, it's HORRIFYING
One secret tip from me, I think from playing All Dogs Go To Heaven for Joel, I think Joel had the sound up, or the game did it by fault/purpose. If you had the volume loud and pretended to be overloaded with mass amounts of treble and bass, it's your fault. If the game did it itself, You are okay. Just forget about dogs and heaven. Just think it's all a dream.
Fun fact: all the music in all dogs go to heaven is actually a loop of a ww2 commander calling in an airstrike
If you hear reeeeeally closely, you can here a B-29 flying over.
I remember watching this live, and how I almost threw my headphones across the room because of distorted All Dogs Go To Heaven music.
Thank dog heaven I checked "Immunity to Jump Scares" as a perk at level 2.
D MAS You´re lucky, I had to develop that trait after several failed rolls against "Screamer Video" encounters until level 19,
Then again, you can´t keep a good dog down
heartlessmushroom - Screamer videos would always fail on me. Actually I've always had the "Completely Fearless" trait so I automatically got that.
Seriously though. Nothing scares me.
F6 Tornado - Okay. You're one step closer to my level.
F6 Tornado - Joel is just overreacting.
All Dogs Go To Heaven is definitely creepypasta-material.
thepirategamerboy12 Dead Head Fred takes place up in Hope Falls, New Jersey,[14] a once-prosperous area based on Gangsta ghettos up in tha 1940s.[6] Da hood has steadily fallen from grace since a funky-ass bidnizz mogul named Ulysses Pizzle fuckin started accumulatin power.[11] Pizzle has a funky-ass background of petty crime, n' there be allegations dat da thug was somehow responsible fo' tha disappearizzle of Vinni Rossini, a influential Hope Falls bidnizzman.[14] Pizzlez freshly smoked up "Nukular Plant" has recently finished construction n' has caused a high level of radiation up in tha hood,[15] leadin ta strange phenomena like mutated wildlife n' undead monsters.Hope Falls is composed of nuff muthafuckin areas. Da first dat Fred has access ta is Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Steinerz castle, tha ancestral home of tha Steiner crew where Fred has been resurrected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. Outside of tha castle be a big-ass cemetery dat bordaz tha forested area of Creepy Hollow. In Hope Falls proper is tha urban areaz of Downtown, Uptown, Oldskool Hope Falls n' Zombietown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Downtown is tha home of Pizzlez headquarters, n' Fredz crib is found up in Oldskool Hope Falls. Zombietown, as its name suggests, is overrun wit zombies n' most of its gangstas have fled tha hood or barricaded theyselves up in they cribs. Two other rural areas border tha hood: Freak Farms, where Fred owns a lil' small-ass cabin, n' tha Boonies, a highly irradiated area where tha Nukular Reactor has been built. Each area gotz nuff nuff muthafuckin teleportas up in tha form of sewer manholez, which Fred can use ta quickly move from one area of Hope Falls ta another.[16]
Max Payne I am yet another victim of "Dog Alien." Shortly after Max Payne's Death, I recieved the same game as an email...from Joel himself. I had the same experience, but something else happened besides joel pouncing on me. Instead, it cut back from static, revealing running, bloodied mice, and a chihuahua yelling gibberish at them. I was left speechless from that day. Then, the next morning, I heard the yelling again. I opened my eyes and saw them, dancing. But the yelling and screeching were merged. I died unable to speak my last words, or hear my last words, and now I can only see. Watching the world Burn...
The all Mighty Chris That is the most seductive looking Meowth ever. He craves all the boy booty. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Goldenblade14 ALL DONGS GO TO HELL
Goldenblade14 dat Scraggy avatar tho ♥_♥
I could see the "oh you can't keep a good dog down" for an anti piracy method. You load up a game and it's just the scary maze game face with that song at full blast.
Can't Keep a Good Dog Down.
Brought to you by LSD
yeah mon, smoke that herb
charlie b. barkin LSD herb?
i love to inject pot needles
*YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN, NO SIR, OH YOU CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN*
*HA HA*
*I'VE SEEN PAIN AND HURT, THAT'S TRUE*
YOU CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN
HAHA, NO, YOU CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN
"if all dogs go to heaven, I just went to hell"
You know how sometimes when a movie attempts to make the audience unsettled by using audio from old speeches like Jim Jones or Hitler`s rallies, and it distorts the hell out of it and it gets really uncomfortable? I think next I hear one of those it`ll be "YOU CAN`T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN"
Andrew Dubya -sob-
don bluth must be so happy
based pfp
10:35 - I know the Giygas joke is overplayed, but dammit, when I see shit like _this...?!_
8:50 R I P Joel's Ears
Zaphael I fucking died when we got to that part. I was watching it live when this happened. It was the best.
*_-ALL DONGS GO TO HELL-_*
Just innocently watching some Joel, with some pop, having a sip and suddenly 8:58 and everything is covered in pop.
Soda? Pop? Fizzy drink? Cola? I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE
I know, right? And again at 10:35
Same I just had some purple drank instead
i have played Alien Dog in full. honestly, joel only scraped through the first little layer of shit off the top of it. it gets worse. the controls are broken, the minigames make absolutely no sense and are barely relevant to the film its based on, the spritework is terrible, and yes, every single version ive obtained of it has the corrupted music and fucked up graphics
10/10 game of the year
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I don't know why I spent so much time transcribing that when it's illegible. :V
i translated it.
OH YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN NO SIR O YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN IVE SEEN PAIN AND PERKS THAT SRIGHTIVEEATEM DIRT THATS TRAUE IT SHARD UTEVE NIVE BEEN JILTED BY ASK IR THE LIES LOOK HOW IM STILL AROUND HAHA CUZ YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN NO YOU YA CANT KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN
I'm still waiting for someone to take the original scene of the "You Can't Keep A Good Dog Down" musical number from All Dogs Go To Heaven, and throw it in Vegas so that it looks and sounds like the DOS game. For the audio, I'd cheat the normalize system by normalizing an empty space so that it increases it's volume to 90.1db, then stretch the length of the clip (not by speed) so that it reaches the aforementioned musical number, speed it up as fast as it can go (4x the normal speed), render it, take the rendered audio and slow it download back to normal speed, so that it emulates the compressed audio in the DOS game. For the visuals, I'd do whatever color mixing Stuart K. Reilly did in "L's Gon Give It To Ya". But that's just what I'd do; If someone wants to try other methods, I won't stop him/her.
Im sorry Joel, but you have delved so deep that even my powers cannot help you. I wish the best of luck to you.
"Create a New Time Lord"... HMMM.. His name shall be.. The Master. (totally wont be evil or anything)
I have my heartiest trust in him already.
I'll give him his own sonic screwdriver, it'll be called the laser screwdriver! xD
Tr3VeR So when do I join his party? Or does he join mine?
When you see cities starting to disappear thats probly when.
Tr3VeR So me and him team up to solve this mystery?
Never forget Alien Dog
Also known as "All Joels Burn in Hell: Dog Edition"
Honestly, that's what it would have been named today.
"Create a new Time Lord"
Is this TV Tropes: The Game?
You would have to avoid the sentient Nightmare Fuel entries and get to the Awesome page. Occasionally, Fast Eddie would appear and shoot some Nightmare Fuel entries. Awesome Music plays in the background, and the game itself is pretty Awesome. There are some glitches, but Your Mileage May Vary on which ones are Funny and which ones are Nightmare Fuel.
TV Tropes is the site I found this video from, so yes.
I love Joel's accent, I can't get enough of the way he said "Awww, man!" at 3:00.
3 spooky 5 me
hi
alldogsgotohell.exe
3:43 Welcome to Moonside!
Yay, Earthbound
The page crashed when the Uncle-Thinks-Moon-Landing-Was-Fake story was starting ._.
THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS......
As someone who goes arround in summer with an afro...
I must say, Afro-colored afros are legit and canon.
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WHAT....the shit did I just watch? All Dogs Go to Heaven? ALL DOGS GO TO PURGATORY!
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Ryan Chandler
Oh, you can't keep a good dong down!
NO SIR!
Oh, ya can't keep a good dong down!
Indeed
All Dogs Go To Heaven was actually a TV show, a pretty good one actually.
Wasn't that a movie?
Exploding Baconeer It was. But it became a TV show, as I said, good in my opinion.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0118252/
That One Slick Giraffe Oh, cool. I must check it out.
It's a great song
20:13 it almost seemed like joel was about to say death by poontah.
Joel: all dogs go to heven? what the *HRRRHURRRR AR HURRRRR HER* AHH! *HURRRRDURHRH*
Joel: if all dogs go to heaven then i just went to hell
¡EL ROSTRO DE LA MUERTE!
9:00 Sound Programmer: Mike Pierone. Mr. Pierone, can I call you Mike? We seriously need to talk...
That Alien Swarm I played once with a friend...on the same keyboard for both characters. It was cumbersome to play like that and the session lasted a minute before we gave up and played something else on Gameboy.
10:36
...Am I going to die...?
***** Hey buddy, how's 2011 over there? Good?
Am I dead yet?
He lying and he are fine
is that you
Duane
I wonder if that all dogs go to heaven game was supposed to be spooky of if it was broken?
Presley DeJean all copies are like that I that I think
8:53
*TOUCH*
*THAT*
*CLOCK*
*AND*
*YOU*
*WILL*
*NEVER*
*COME*
*BACK!!*
IM NOT THE BIG BAD WOLF IM SKELATOR!
TOTATAROTOTATORATO okay bye
Why did they get Throbbing Gristle to do the soundtrack for the All Dogs Go To Heaven game
8:42 was when I started laughing... and then the satan dancers showed up
During the "All dogs go to heaven" part, I DIED laughing!
this was the first livestream of vinesauce i saw live. alien dog got me to both die and subscribe at the same time XD
wow, that amnesia game seems... competent. i guess a lot of text based games were.
YER STOCKING AND IM SONIC,WE HAVE ANIME
FIGHT
Super happy that he played Amnesia, it's one of my fav DOS games (that I've never beat).
"I am VIDEO GAMES" is such a phrase of all time, I've adopted it for general use ever since I've heard it
9:26 Joel was just then reborn as satan.
AFRO.
Hi satzuki :3
Oh, umm...
Hi...
***** Now that's no way to talk to someone that could crush your spinal chord with only my pinky finger.
***** R you a lego or a ROBLOX fan...
***** I bet you wear the jester armor scrub!
I kinda want to record some of that distorted Dog Alien audio to a tape loop to make noise music.
Love it when Joel speaks in spanish
Spanish? Lol I hope you're kidding.
ThatLittleRobot He does pronounce some few words and expretions sometimes if you pay attention.
Fat Dickenson "I forget how Yawshi looks"
His accent sometimes makes me cry :')
ThatLittleRobot Uh, you know he does speak Spanish too, right? Check his video titled Beb Rising.
D MAS that was swedish
"There is no call for abusive behavior here."
"Suddenly the phone comes to life. It rings."
These guys found Large Bean unsettling.
Alien syndrome was a old arcade game from the 80s, my dad loved it lol
"I am... I aaam... VIDEO GAMEZ!!!"
More like: "All Dogs Go To Hell".
Can I find a link to that "amnesia" text game? In the words of uncle jobel, that looks competent. Enough that I wanna play it
It should be available in a number of abandonware game sites. Abandonia is one of them and I think Games Graveyard is another one...
¡El rostro de la muerte!
Listening to Joel suffer from the All Dogs Go To Haven was funny.
At 4:01, the text box says: Hi there. I am Dr. Fever, the human relations robot here at Galaxy's End. Guess Joel was right about "Fever Dream."
10:36
The Master gives commands
4:00 Dr. Fever? Fever dream? It has to be a coincidence, there's no way he could have seen what the text box said.
When he opened up all dogs go to heaven I lost it XD
the all dogs go to heaven intro is like a creepy pasta
_Joel’s frantic Spanish praying is honestly the most horrify-NOPE THE STATIC JUST CAME ON GOD FUCKING HELP US ALL_
Holy crap, whoever modified the all dogs go to heaven is a GENIUS, it reminds me of those .exe game hacks.
Believe it or not, that isn't modified. It really is that bad.
WHAT IN GODS NAME HAPPENED TO THE ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN GAME?!?!
I'm gonna use that cga static as a texture in my next game.
Hulk Hogan, Last of the Time Lords. The Oncoming Storm. HULKAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD ON GALLIFREY BROTHER.
Do you think that jumpscare in All Dogs Go To Heaven was put in by the user that had it first then passed it onto Joel or it was there first?
+rock278 All copies of All Dogs Go To Heaven had that messed up and loud as hell audio, actually. The only thing messed up about Joel's was that the colors were inverted. And that it glitched out into static. Either way, it's HORRIFYING
MajoraJongara
Well I guess I've now learnt that 3 colours can burst into static.
rock278 Sorry, I got a little carried away there. haha
The colours aren't inverted, at least by my knowledge. It's just using the "CGA" setting, which is made for very early video cards.
"Leisure Shirt Larry"
i love joels voice lol
This is the shit The_None has nightmares about
8:50 I think that's a creepy pasta 😂😂😂
Joel makes anything ever fun u:
9:18
The reason I never wanted to play DOS games under PURE DOS.
10:40
>froll
NOPE
The hotel pervert story had me in stitches.
Fun Fact: The composer of All Dogs Go To Heaven's OST was inspired by Metal Machine Music
8:53 - 9:37 THE AMOUNT... OF PAIN... IN MY EARS... RIGHT NOW...
One secret tip from me, I think from playing All Dogs Go To Heaven for Joel, I think Joel had the sound up, or the game did it by fault/purpose. If you had the volume loud and pretended to be overloaded with mass amounts of treble and bass, it's your fault. If the game did it itself, You are okay. Just forget about dogs and heaven. Just think it's all a dream.
Answer phone_
Good morning! Bla bla check-out shit...
Slam phone_
holy shit I had alien syndrome on the wii. I had no idea it was a remake.
420spooky69me
OH YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN
HAHA NO YOU CAN'T KEEP A GOOD DOG DOWN
All dogs go to heaven.
More like fucking hell-simulator.
9:00 hey mike must have been very good
Sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm sarcasm
that amnesia game actually looks kind of entertaining i would play it
"Create a new Time Lord". I'LL NAME HIM MATT SMITH
All Dongs go to heaven
Plot twist:Grand Dad was covering up the existence of the Dog Alien.
Holy shit that Joel demon noise.
Joel makes some interesting noises when he's suffering.
8:48
Satan... Is that you?
All Dogs Go To Heaven - ample death grips sample collection
The arcade version of alien syndrome is really fun.
>playing the DOS port of Alien Syndrome
>shows the Master System box art
like, okay
Where is the full stream of this? I'm loving this amnesia stuff.
spokt
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )TheNoobyGamer DID SOMEBODY ASK FOR A SPOK?
*sends a spok*
Ryan Chandler *2sppoky4thmi*
"It was like poop wanted back in me from level 1" -IGN
joel is the best
Apparently you can't keep a good dog down
Joel watches Efukt too!!
MY MAN
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